a unknown country bombed the us with multiple gf then a few minutes later the us replied with they're own gf sending them to the unknown country ... this was the end of real civilization
lol. My best buddies and I played fallout 4 a lot and we have wives and children. Yes it would be funny jokes past in old days. But now it’s a norm. Even my wife played some games. It’s consider a weird if ppl don’t play video games these days lol.
@@hichaeljordan963 no one just saying cause the girl i used to talk to was cheating on her dude with me cause he was too busy playing video games she said.
Wish I had a lady to be nice to. Everybody takes what they have for granted. I don't have anyone at all, been single for almost 20 years. I would kill to have what others have in life. People complain about their life I would happily trade.
@@jamesofficial6829 there is a woman out there saying the same thing as well. Everyone has a hard time at some point some longer than others . I believe in you brother
Reminds me of the dude from Reddit who ignored his girlfriend, resulting in them breaking up, and missed the opportunity to lose his virginity with her because he was too busy playing Fallout. Yup, that actually happened.
never give someone that power and find you a real one that respects alone time. in good relationships both sides sacrifice time here and there while also letting each other have their own. 2 humans should make things easier not harder lol if you find the right one you will see how being single is never a blessing.
I tried this but my mysterious stranger perk popped and now I’m trying to explain it to the police “Uhh huh…. So where is this mystery man now” “Honestly no one has any idea officer”
it's made by Amazon and after LOTR and so many other once great things... I'm not ready to see wokeness and irl political propaganda Weaved into another thing I love... I will not be watching it so that I can preserve the memory of fallout greatness
Who watched the new show?? Thoughts? I loved it! 👏
Nice xp
I thought it was amazing but all the “fans” seem to be shitting on it.
At least it didn’t turn out like the Halo series
I just watched it right now! It was awesome! The vault looked straight out of fallout 4
Me
Yes
It’s funny that your gf has a red bar so she’s considered an enemy
Yeah lol should be ally
She also already lost health so
Dang 158 likes!?
Violence @@Notreallyabelievertbh
Headshot headshot, right leg
"Broke up with my girl last night. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A synth."
Nice
definitely, good move vault dweller.
One of my favorite quotes lmao
I bet she prefers catcher position when asked while taking the safe test. You may find a synth component when looting her body
Next thing you know you're wondering why she got handprints on her thighs
How to become single speedrun:
Worth it👍
@@sonicmainiacaramelo7283 true
@@sonicmainiacaramelo7283 🤦♂️ most ppl dont know whats good until its gone is all i will say
If thats all it takes then kick rocks 304
Already got her perk. Go next.
Bro just pushed a bunch of cake out the door. But I understand bro😤
That is a pure piece of CAKE right there!
Y'all are horndogs fr 😭
Thats a bakery
For Fallout though? Couldn't be me man
@@DerDanOle419 lmaooooo true. I mean Diablo is available
she def a synth bro
💀💀💀
Damn mouth didn’t move. Either she’s a synth or Bethesda’s just doing their thing.
Institutionalise her
Fax
Synth? She's percussion ma bruda
BONGO-BONGA CONGO-CONGA
"Girlfriend... Girlfriend never changes"
a unknown country bombed the us with multiple gf then a few minutes later the us replied with they're own gf sending them to the unknown country ... this was the end of real civilization
I know.
"Piper didn't like that"
shouldve targeted the trunk on that one and went for a power attack
I think hamburgers and fries go well together.
"Girlfriend disliked that"
If you check his faction status in the girlfriend faction you can see says "greatly annoying"
@@BorgerEU"and now fix it"
wrong game series...
Your karma has increased
The knocking g scary af at night with the airpods💀
Fr
I thought it was my roomate
saaame😂
Na it actually scared tf out of me
Glad it wasn't just me! It sounded like someone was knocking on my living room window at 1 AM
The fact that the thing above her belly is 99%😂
It’s an overall for the torso
just say breasts.
Wherever she goes, she leaves beauty behind.
Someone’s not getting the “Well Rested perk” tonight 🤣
Well rested" can be obtained by sleeping alone for 8h+. You mean "Lover's Embrace" , which you get for sleeping near a love interest, like Piper *g
@@kansuiotto4739is marriage in fallout too? I’ve only ever played Skyrim
@@Voltar_99no but there are romanceable companions like cait, piper, and curie
@@Voltar_99well actually in fallout 2 you could be forced into marriage in modoc and the spouse functioned as the worst companion in the game
@@nicholasyannaccone5696 so kinda but also not really, how exactly does it work? Is it kinda similar to marriage in Skyrim but without the ceremony?
“Girlfriend hated that”
“Girlfriend tolerates you”
nope she threw his ass out and found someone better
@@raven4k998not possible
@@jordancave3089 oh but it is possible anything is possible with the force🤣🤣
Lmao the guy is the main character, she should check what happened to the institute when they threw us out
@@raven4k998 yeah, but she can’t find someone better than this type of guy! Lol
"SHE BELONGS TO THE WASTELANDS" 🔥😭💀🙏🏿
Bro when the VATS came up I was lmao😂😂
Mysterious Stranger just finishes the job without permission
*piano riff intensifies*
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"ahhh shit this is gonna be hard to explain to the cops"
mysterious stranger is Tyrone the black neighbour
@@zippyziggymysterious pizza delivery guy Lenny from Craigslist
New title : No simp
Yes I'm a simp
Super
Important
M for mature
Player
How tf is that simping 💀
how do you simp for your girlfriend???
@@daddypig5379You drink her bath water.
@@ODD_EDIT I have no idea
You unlocked the self worth quirk
The exp though💀
Bros not getting “Lovers Embrace” for a while.
Yea he will. Now she probably wants him even more.
Why does everyone think they can try to 1-up other people's jokes smh
@@Lil2Unhappythey think they’re the main character
Bro unlocked star 3 for lady killer.💀
star 3? damn youve only ever played fallout 4 havent you
More like he got the "confirmed bachelor" perk
I wouldn’t deny her with a dump truck like that
Nah come on bro.. Flesh is weak but steel.. steel is strong
but yes, to a degree I'd say let me clap these mutants and then clap those cheeks
I was going to say, what are you doing my dude, hit that from behind while you play!
yo 💀
Ur creepy brah
@@Brayden-lf7ysfr, talking about this dude's gf like that is kinda weird
If you have a beautiful woman, treat her right gentleman
what if shes ugly
'Piper liked that"
"+50 caps"
"-1 gf"
"Worth"
50 caps are 50 caps, you can buy some Psycho and Jet, so it's totally worth it
That mini heart attack for all headphone wearers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“69,420 XP”
The meme is that a fallout player has a gf
People got so mad at this joke LMFAO
and also 69,420 exp
Reminder that we don't
lol. My best buddies and I played fallout 4 a lot and we have wives and children. Yes it would be funny jokes past in old days. But now it’s a norm. Even my wife played some games. It’s consider a weird if ppl don’t play video games these days lol.
Sounds like a boomer right there lol
@@tjohnnyf7100 geez I know ok? My dad well, give me fucking born, and he loves the fallout saga, it's a meme
“Being asked to hangout while in the middle of a gaming binge almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
Bro almost dealt her that 95% headshot damage
And that's how the neighbor stole your girl.
Considering she's used up by now, he can have her!
Who hurt u bro
@@hichaeljordan963 stupid comment, But I put the hurt on your girl last night.
@@hichaeljordan963 no one just saying cause the girl i used to talk to was cheating on her dude with me cause he was too busy playing video games she said.
Oh well
I actually looked behind me to see what tf was knocking on my door at 2am 🤣
Edit: This is my first time ever hitting 1k likes 😅. Thanks
literally same i was like, WHOS THERE
I also had to go check who is behind my door at this hour and all i can see is pitch black from eye hole
Go to sleep bruh 💀
Same
that goes to show how good your speakers are at making realistic sounds🤣
Bro gained 69420 xp just for closing the door and pushing his girlfrend out of his room lol😂
Yup... but that should be reduced to 420 since the 69 is off the table
He’s going to need all that experience for when he’s sleeping on the couch tonight
if i did that i'll gain 69420 xp but lose my house and kids
He did win this xp by not going out and playing.
I was about to comment saying they missed a trick by not making any of the VATS percentages 69%, then that appeared.
the fact he didn’t even start the game yet is crazy
Having a Girlfriend😊
Having a Girlfriend 💀
The knock got me scarred💀
same bro, my soul left my body
[perception 8]: let me guess... you just masturbated and out of guilt you immediatly started to scroll on yt, correct?
gald it wasnt just me
Thought the cops were here 😂
It happened to me twice
dude the knock scared the shit out of me because it is night time when I saw this so hearing a knock almost gave me an heart attack
that seductive knock is so perfect to scare the shit out of the viewers
Omg same
New perk unlocked, divorced 🎉🎉🎉
True.
bro i was expecting a dialog option then bro went into vats
Fall out 4 after the world fully recovered from nukes
"Far too busy to talk right now. I am the mayor, you know."
I left this on loop accidentally while i played some games and I swear 50% of the time i looked at my door even tho i knew its from here
that knocking scared tf outta me
"I've lost all ambition..."
"Or Worldly Acclaim..."
"I just want to be the one you love.."
"And with your admission..."
"That you feel the same..."
"I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of believe me"
"Girlfriend plays, New Shoes card"
plan A failed time for the big guns watch her come back so enticing he has no choice but to hangout with her🤣
*Gf will remember that*
Don't mess with the boys when we play and fall out
“69,420” cash is crazy 😭
That's XP?
@@CanadianDAYZBoyooh yeah, that’s my bad, it was late at night when I posted that comment.
@@fourzerothree_ytjust admit you don't Fallout bro. It's ok, we forgive you.
Now go play Fallout.
@@fourzerothree_ytsounds like a personal problem, start going to bed on time
@@CanadianDAYZBoyo
69,420 xp is crazy too
You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen…
“The people of the commonwealth are unhappy at your actions, you may lose settlements” 😂
Bro called us single in every way 💀
Her cake stat is up to 8 I see
pants doing most of the work
@@JohnSmith-bq6nfboth yall are gay
That 99% changed his mind😂😂
Head is better than video games. Be nice to ya ladies fellas 🫡
Wish I had a lady to be nice to. Everybody takes what they have for granted. I don't have anyone at all, been single for almost 20 years. I would kill to have what others have in life. People complain about their life I would happily trade.
@@jamesofficial6829 there is a woman out there saying the same thing as well. Everyone has a hard time at some point some longer than others . I believe in you brother
My man…(Denzel Washington voice)
Reminds me of the dude from Reddit who ignored his girlfriend, resulting in them breaking up, and missed the opportunity to lose his virginity with her because he was too busy playing Fallout. Yup, that actually happened.
I know somebody who had the same issue but with hoi4
He had to save the wasteland there multiple girls but one wasteland
Waiting until they get married. Nothing wrong with that.
Respect.
"smoking crack... Nothing wrong with that." We must have different cultures. @@timothyjones3313
Don’t have to blur the girlfriend’s feet? That’s confidence fellas
Why would he do that
@@user-jw9tj2bg4o You know why.
why did u notice that
A fellow man of culture, I see.
@@henzk definitely an interesting point
Aw nah bro thinking he in a video game 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Vats on my girlfriend for optimal hug zones? Sign me up. Now. Do it.
"Girlfriend hated that"
I would have just activated my stealthboy.
I would Have Pulled out my bigger then big iron Big iron ( Hunting Revolver) and Crit hit that Door for center mass😂
Helluva XP boost there.
Bro used V.A.T.S IYKYK
That health bar aint gonna be full for long 💀
Missed an opportunity with your hit points on the 🦶
The crosshair that is forever there was a nice touch, lol.
[You've lost Karma!]
being single last few years has been a real blessing , i never had time formyself when i had a gf
never give someone that power and find you a real one that respects alone time. in good relationships both sides sacrifice time here and there while also letting each other have their own. 2 humans should make things easier not harder lol if you find the right one you will see how being single is never a blessing.
People dependent tbh but yea
“Hang out” means come do nothing with me and be bored together.
Hanging out means doing nothing and, you know, hanging out. What does hanging out mean to you?
if you love someboedy this scenario is amazing
@@Freedi2of2 They just said what it means
it could also mean you know
Tell me you didn't get a gf. Without telling me you didn't get a gf:
I tried this but my mysterious stranger perk popped and now I’m trying to explain it to the police
“Uhh huh…. So where is this mystery man now”
“Honestly no one has any idea officer”
He must have the blitz perk given how he instantly teleported to the door
Someone clearly has CBBE installed 😂
I didn’t know there was so much cake in fallout
Bruhhh
💀
Should have used V.A.T.S. to eat some cake fr
Bro literally just started up the game 😂😂😂
[GirlFriend Hated that. ]
[GirlFriend hates you. ]
She be aight
Bro has a perception build look at those %s
bros got his priorities straight
**insert Preston**
"A settlement needs your help, I've marked it on your map for you."
I almost thought there was a ghost but no someone knoked on your door
Bro is on a whole nother lvl of fallout fan
That ankle bracelet on that foot of hers goes harrddd
Goes where? That doesn't sound comfortable, she should def just wear socks instead then..
It’s exactly what u should do when playing fallout
the amount of exp he got from that is insane xD
WHOS READY FOR THE FALLOUT SHOW!?🔥🗣️🔥🗣️
I’m watching it
Am almost done the show it’s good then the halo show
it's made by Amazon and after LOTR and so many other once great things... I'm not ready to see wokeness and irl political propaganda Weaved into another thing I love... I will not be watching it so that I can preserve the memory of fallout greatness
@@afflica7455buddy is yapping. The show is amazing, no propaganda
@@afflica7455The show has a better story than fallout 3 and 4 so you are missing out bud
[Girlfriend heart crippled]
I thought the knocking was real, it sounds crazy through headphones
Bro I literally checked my door.
This entire channel is underrated keep up the work 👍
Dat xp though 😂😂😂
wearing headphones and hearing the knocking sound makes me feel like someone knockin on my door fr fr-
He was lucky the mysterious stranger perk didn't trigger.
Bro nearly choosed the bra 💀
Fr
[CAUTION]
[DANGER]
Weird world we live in when a girl that hot wants to be with a gamer
I know, right?
The amount of XP he got was very nice 👌
Girlfriend? What is it? What its caliber?
mini-nuke
That Cake got it's own Healthbar. Damn!
she brought cake and he still said no.
Bro this knock knock made me confused for 2 second.
That Knock Made me think it was real