His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all. Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.
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You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.
@@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop. - from an average person
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This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.
Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.
@@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.
"Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent
AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it
“You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?” “Hammer” “No Jack it needs to be your own name” “Ok Jackhammer” Give this man an award.
Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome
This is so amazing. Not only is Ryan George single-handedly keeping screen rant relevant, he is also one of the greatest sketch comedy artists working now. Bless you sir for your service
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He did that the day after. The conversation went like this: Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer." David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!" Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..." David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!" Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!" David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?" Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?" David: "Ehm..Pickle....?" Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him* David: "Pi...el....Pick!" ..... Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks. This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."
@jumblesgoodridge doesn't sound as bad as shit down here in America. We seem to b on the verge of a civil war between a bunch of crazy far left and far right extremists. Our president is running a personality cult and the only other candidate in the upcoming election who has any chance at winning is senile or suffering from dementia or something. I'd straight up move up to Canada if i could cuz this place is triggering my manic depression.😵🤮😭🤬🤪🤯🥃💊⚰️
"You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa" "Why would someone saw a salsa?" "Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa" -Ryan George 2020
I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.
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@Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything stop getting mad at little kids. its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool OR a horrible excuse for a human being
Anybody gonna realize they thumbnail looks like it says screw driver, when I saw it I was like driver sf is one of the greatest games of all time man, then I read the title
"OK and we have John naming the things the nuts go on. John what have you got for us?" John: "Sorry, just had an emergency and I've got to bolt." "OK, bolt it is!"
-says a great name for a tool -did something with his horrible wife -calls a combination of orange juice and vodka screwdriver -calls a name for another tool named after his wife -leaves
This is Kevin for myself, I was definitely seeking treatment for the hammer in my pants but it's Jack & Allen with Steve's wife. I got my treatment from the wife of Mr Crow Magnon there. She's a great doctor
For anyone curious: - "Hammer" most likely came from a word that just meant “tool with a stone head". This was itself likely derived from a word meaning "stone", which itself was further derived from a word meaning "sharp". - "Axe" most likely came from an ancient word that meant "sharp" (yes, the same one as hammer). - "Screwdriver" is just from "tool for driving screws". As for why the vodka and orange juice cocktail is called that, it's because some oil workers in the Persian Golf didn't have a spoon, so they would mix up the combination with a screwdriver. - "Crowbar" came from "crow", with the "bar" being added later. Why this was chosen is unknown, but the two most common theories are because it looks like a crow's foot or that it came from the Old French word "cros", meaning "hooks". - "Jackhammer" of course came from "jack + hammer". As for where "Jack" came from, it's because it was a generic for "any common fellow" in the 14th century, which later got applied to a bunch of appliances that did the work of common servants starting in the 1570's. This meaning survived for centuries, eventually making its way into "jackhammer", which combined two tools used by the common fellow to do common work. - "Allen wrench" is a generic for any kind of hex key. The generic came from "Allen Manufacturing Company", the manufacturer that invented the tool, which was further named after its founder, William G. Allen. - "Saw" most likely came from a word which meant "to cut", meaning the name of the tool came from a verb and later itself became a verb. No relation to the conjugation, which formed separately. - "Hoe" came from the Frankish word "hauwan", which meant "to hew". This itself came from an older word which meant both "to hew" and "to cut".
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He should make a sequel where they name groups of animals. “I think a group of birds should be called a “flock”.” “Flock, that’s good. Now, what about sheep?” “Uhh, a, uh, flock.” “Hey, you’re stealing my idea again!” “I mean, they’re kind of the same, right?” “They’re not, actually!” “Okay, George, you had owls, what about those?” “ *British accent and flag* I thought we would go with parliament.” “Parliament, like, like the British government?” “God save the Queen!” “What about crows, do we have a name for those?” Crow guy: “A *murder.* “ “......okay, STILL don’t want to get on your bad side, so that works”
"How about cows?" "Flock?" "Be original." "OK, herd." "You've done it again. That sounds like the past tense of another common verb of sensory perception..." "And while we're here, we need to find a common name for marketing Osmeridae fish, and please, no more past tense verbs of sensory perception. "
He has a very complex scheme where he hires himself, pays himself under the table, launders that income by being his own employer, subcontracts to himself as a private contractor, channels the money as a slush fund through a shell company composed of himselves, and is, himself, his own benefactor. Himself was himself's financial advisor and acts himself as himselves' legal attorney, so it is all legit. Himself. There's a big corkboard in his den with strings connecting various bits of papers that makes sense of it all.
Steve is literally their best guy at the table. Came in drunk and still gave the two best names to the products.
Also the drink, so that's 3
*if you don’t like that we can also call it bang mailman my wife thought that was a good name too*
He actually was so prepared that he gave 2 proposals when he was asked for a name
Never got over 400 likes before on a comment, feels good XD
He technically did four, because at the end he did 'hoe'
Imagine a dad building something with his kid: "Hey son, pass me that bangmailman would ya?"
Imagine if they named a tool that tho😂
"Hey, Mom, Dad's asking for ya!"
*MEANWHILE!*
😂😂😂😂
From now on in my house, it shall be known as the bangmailman. I personally look forward to screwing with the bangmailman.
“They saw a saw saw salsa”
The English language is tight
Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
"llama a la llama que está en llamas " in English : "call the llama which is on fire"
@@lavaleader3455 Alex, while Jack had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better sound in the sentence.
What if someone was named Saw
I saw Saw's saw saw salsa
His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all.
Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.
Yes
No
Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.
I would say all of it was based on experience lol
He's still at work because if he doesn't pay the alimony he'll be thrown in jail
In Steve's wife's defence, it's hard to tell people apart in the Ryanverse.
This comment needs to be on top 😂
Uh...Steve has a mustache...der
One guy has a mustache and the other has a thicker mustache... Clearly two different people.
Steve's wife also looks like Steve and Ryan so she's really just into herself. 🤔
@@angelicapickles1135 This reminds me of the short "I'm you, dickhead"
The joke with jackhammer was pretty good. Caught me off-guard.
I thoght it would be like a beating meat joke
So did I but that was much more clever.
I liked it. I also liked the Al an wrench.
Pneumatic drill
Water came out of my nose
This canonically Takes place after the “How fruits got their names” episode because the screwdriver guy had orange juice
So true
Vodka orange juice!
Continuity is important after all
Technically this video came before how fruits got their names
@@abetang4841 Technically, "A New Hope" came before "The Revenge of the Siths"
"Alᵉx"
"Yeah, that's not helpful, Alex."
_Writes something down_
Lol
@PINK SOLDIER then you’re not helpful Alex
@PINK SOLDIER xD
Lol
Its a hit list
*when cheated Ryan exited his house*
Mailman: well, if he’s out, I’m in.
A+ callback 😂
If he’s in im in 🥴
Good reference my dude
Finally a reference that’s not a ‘snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day’ one.
Dude that was legit premium
The irony is that Ryan came up with this sketch by being like "what can I write a sketch about?"... (Looks around garage) ..."tools, perfect"
First guy to ask themselves what to write a sketch about be like
Now, I think you're gonna have to get wayyyyy off his back about that.
@@Torlik11 oh ok let me get offa that thing!
"So you have a sketch for me?"
"Yes sir, I do."
How does he have so much chemistry with himself
That is some big quarantine energy.
Pog
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Honestly, he should marry himself. I can’t see any other alternative
@@hamzamemon3081 He has already made both marriage and divorce skits. He doesn't play them by himself.
That saw bit was brilliant.
Saws don't have bits; drills have bits.
@@EdKolis I love you
I F ing HATE the SOB that decided to use tool names for verbs and conjugates!
"It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days." So true, so true.
That's why they keep them in packets. So you can't smell em til you buy em.
I'm still waiting on mine with a really big pickle in it.
@@shadowreaver752 That seems kind of greedy. How about a sandwich with a pretty big pickle?
Crazy world, lotta smells
God that interaction is just the best in my eyes! I still find it enthralling all this time later.
"Yeah Kevin is out sick today"
"Well if he's out. I'm in"
Well, if he’s in, I’m in.
my favourite comment here
If he's in, I am out.
well if he's in, i'm out.
Well if he’s in, I’m out
"Alex"
"Yeah that's not helpful Alex"
writes something down...
300 like sand 1 reply
Alex
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Alx
@@ThoseZbroz stfu
You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I see what you did there.
Oh really?
When he got going with the "saw saw saw salsa" bit I couldn't stop laughing!
They
What if it was a guy named Saul sawing the sala?
I didn't see that coming lol
Well you could say “ I saw a saw saw a saw. “
You could even go as deep a “Saw saw a saw saw a saw.” If a person named saw sees a saw get sawed
I hope Steve gets over her because he's clearly a valuable idea man.
Steve deserved better than her.
Lmao facts
*heo*
@@pinetwin9176 yeah
@Dhrishit Khandhar Bot? this is miles from zbroz I'm not a bot
“You have my sword”
“And my bow!”
“And my Alex!”
“And my Hoe!”
Alex!
"And my uuh... ummm
..... Hammer..."
HAHAAAA
And my saw
Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.
Larry keeps that whole operation running practically single-hatted
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I'm pretty sure Alex had stroke and everyone just kinda went with it..
Luckily I'm fine
That exactly what I do and it's my name too
he was the mailman
@@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop.
- from an average person
@@SleepySnapbody i never intended for people to like me, i just wanted people to notice me...
- Albert Einstein
I like how the image changes every time even though he’s not flipping pages but also writing things down.
I like to think that he's freehand drawing these and he's just that good
Sounds like showing different tools without flipping pages is super easy barely an inconvenience!
2percentright. I just think it’s a magic clip board. At this point anything is possible in the Ryanverse.
This was before the guy, who invented flipping pages.
Magically changing pictures is TIGHT
“Crowbar”
“Ohhkay don’t wanna get on your bad side” reaction is priceless
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. . The crow was gonna use that for he's bar. .
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Hahah
This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.
"Can't we get back on track here?'
"ALEX!"
"You're not helping, Alex..."
That hit me funny.
ALXE
hit ya with an axe or a hammer?
he wrote something down then
The meeting just got Hodored.
@@furymonger5395 he does say it like that doesn't he
Wow. This was easily one of the best you’ve made. Absolutely brilliant from beginning to end.
Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.
Super easily, barely an inconvenience.
You're just saying that so he'll put your name on the screwdriver.
absolutetly brilliant from beginning to end is all of his videos.
@@tobybartels8426 lol I saw what you did there
The setup of the jackhammer into the Allen wrench was perfect.
They did forget Stanley knife
Yep, genius
Except it’s called an Allen KEY
Funny enough, in Ireland, we call them Allen Keys.
@@Frankthegb No it's a hex key
Still one of my all time favourite sketches from Ryan!
“Smells a lot like Ham, David” best line idk why
Didn’t expect to see you here lol
Billy Crawshrimp Why’s that?
@@WallOBrix nice joke my dude
I think "I saw a saw saw salsa was better"
BossKingLegoProductions you’re here to??
"Smells a lot like ham, David."
"Oh, yeah, no. You know, it's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days."
Genius, pure genius.
probably chicken...?
Definitely
Oh, is it because of "bologna"?
Why is no one talking about how many distinct characters he can portray at the same time.
#RyanGeorgeTheMovie
Make it happen!
it was supposed to back in june. Time Travel Reporter Guy the Movie coming june 2020 remember?
@@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.
@@thebombspayloadisexposed you make a very good point
@@thebombspayloadisexposed They already made it. It is called "The Founder" starring Michael Keaton.
@@FahadBashir Does he sell pickles in the movie?
"Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent
Let's take a moment and pray for Steeve. He's really going through a bad time.
🙏😔
🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 in Steve we pray
🙏
Nothin' more alcohol can't fix
guy clearly needs a raise
The Crowbar was great and the answer: „I don’t want to get on your bad side“ genius
@@AxxLAfriku wtf is wrong with you
AxxL No.
@@AxxLAfriku pretty sure you need medical help.
@@Singurarity88 It cant be helped.
They need an asylum.
AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it
“You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?”
“Hammer”
“No Jack it needs to be your own name”
“Ok Jackhammer”
Give this man an award.
that was amazingly witty
When that came up, I thought, "How is Ryan going to name a pneumatic drill in a witty way...?"
i would have called that thing darude sandstorm
Word to you mom...don't be drinking water when that part comes up...it comes out your nose
And with the way people actually name things after themselves somewhat realistic.
Newton comes to mind. 🍎
Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome
Ryan’s expressions sell the whole thing. Just the way he says “drill” has so much intent.
saying the word DRILL is TIGHT!
He really is a talented comedic actor.
Ryan is actually a trained actor.
Yes so much impact
That's Daniel you uncultured case
The delivery of “Hammer’s already taken Jack” is underrated
Or you know, it's properly rated?
LOL
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@@_username stop advertising your poorly edited garbage
"I put some vodka in some orange juice. I don't even care anymore."
-me the entirety of quarantine
Same
Call it the screwdriver
@ZACK stop looking at mirrors on UA-cam
But you're like 14 lol
@ZACK dafaq does that mean
Steve is that fun guy that we all want to work with, for the short time he is employed. Great stuff Ryan as always.
Please give Rufus the "crowbar" guy his own spinoff series.
I also really liked Rufus. He really had an edge to him
I honestly want a spin off series with all these guys
I don't think he'll do a spinoff of the character, but I got a gut feeling were going to be seeing a lot more of his actor in the future.
Rufus always in the spotlight of ryan george universe last time, he is a dog that save the day by snapping the bas guys neck
@@jadondavid8272 lmao
"Rufus, you had this thing, what do you got for me back there buddy?"
*c r o w b a r*
Thanks, I missed it while watching the video
@@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj Wait, he posted something that was from the video? Dang, I missed that.
"Ok I don't want to get on your bad side so that works for me''
@@Frungi whoosh to you
@@cameronbablandananavan2337 Looks like he deleted the reply I was wooshing to. So I’m deleting my woosh.
Love how he was wearing a fake moustache even though he actually has a real moustache
Taking it off must be painful for him then...
Wait he really does
I'm the police chief. I have a more commanding moustache than you.
I wouldn't even have noticed xD thanks
I just had a Stanley moment
I’m going through a really rough time. I come to your videos to cheer me up. It really helps. Thank you Ryan
This is so amazing. Not only is Ryan George single-handedly keeping screen rant relevant, he is also one of the greatest sketch comedy artists working now. Bless you sir for your service
Public service announcement: It's "Let's eat, Grandma!" *or* "Let's eat Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
That is all.
"So, you've got a tool for me?"
"Yes, sir, I do!"
I have been sitting in awe at this comment for the past 5 minutes.
Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@daybydedlite132 gardening hoes are TIGHT!
@Freddy Kabuffke
Wow wow wow wow. Wow.
Uh huh...
I feel like the screwdriver guy should've been called Philip.
That's a pretty flat joke.
Guys screwing around with these jokes are bad for you.
get a grip you 3
I'm going to get Allen over here to put BOTH a you out of a job. Or that other guy, what's his name? Twerks or Forks or something?
Phillip should get a raise
Steve's "A HOE!" Is the biggest amount of emotion i have seen coming from this guy
“ Just crazy how some sandwiches smell these days.”
I got serious Morty vibes from this guy.
It probably didn't had a pickle
@@bullykojima3232 We never found out for sure what was in the sandwich.
LOL
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I have a HUGE sweet spot for linguistic jokes. On the "saw" part I just laugh all my air out
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I have a sweet spot for many jokes, that being one of them
check out pearls before swine for more of that
As much as you don’t think you should, you should watch letterkenny
That's probably why they made a movie about it.
Imagine what hammers would be called if he was eating a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it instead of ham.
Well a picker would make sense for the back side of a hammer i guess
He did that the day after. The conversation went like this:
Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer."
David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!"
Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..."
David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!"
Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!"
David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?"
Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?"
David: "Ehm..Pickle....?"
Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him*
David: "Pi...el....Pick!"
.....
Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks.
This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."
Guy in the background: "WAIT, Fork is already taken? But I wanted to pitch fork!"
*PICKAXE*
Dude I had a horrible day, but after watching this it put a smile on my face.
Me too lol
jumblesgoodridge yes
Same here
@jumblesgoodridge doesn't sound as bad as shit down here in America. We seem to b on the verge of a civil war between a bunch of crazy far left and far right extremists. Our president is running a personality cult and the only other candidate in the upcoming election who has any chance at winning is senile or suffering from dementia or something. I'd straight up move up to Canada if i could cuz this place is triggering my manic depression.😵🤮😭🤬🤪🤯🥃💊⚰️
Let’s all just say we all have it horrible. 😁
Don't mess around with an Alex: that's not a friggin toy.
Alex
*Aleckz
And watch out for Alex murders
That's an Alckxe. I have found it to be very useful when I try it on the kids that I have held captive.
What?
Careful With That Alex Eugene
"You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa"
"Why would someone saw a salsa?"
"Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa"
-Ryan George 2020
*"Well I don't know but that would mean that someone saw a saw saw salsa" there you go.
@@tobechukwuaneke9467 Thanks
The ending part reminded me a lot of Letterkenny
Ryan George for president 🙌😂😂
what about "i saw a saw saw salsa, Saul" talking to the boss man named Saul
I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.
"It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days" 😂😂😂😂
Lmao had be broken 🤣🤣🤣
sMeLlS a LoT lIkE hAm
"What kind of sandwich is that?"
*uhhhh PROBABLY chicken...* 😂
Probably had pretty big pickles in them
The “Screw Driver” joke was amazing! 🤣
Bangmailman is also a good name
I'm scared to imagine what the wife looks like in the ryanverse
Remember that woman who played jasmine in the don’t you dare close your eyes video?
Like her
There's a picture of the family in the 200th Pitch Meeting
Watch the 200th pitch meeting
It would probably just be the same person who did Jasmine in the "Don't You Dare Close Your Eyes" parody video.
Like Ryan. With longer hair maybe.
Time traveler: *moves chair*
The timeline: Son, could you pass me the bang mailman?
As someone who wonders and jokes a lot about how things got their name: This is the funniest thing EVER!
*as
Jerry Seinfeld is that you?
i was kinda hoping for a hard etymological discussion on the origins of language, but, thats not what I saw.
Surya Mohan Thank you. You right!
Oh you mean the word and possible career you are looking for is etymology
Brilliant. This was hilarious ly clever😂👌🏾
why can’t verified people make jokes ;_;
they just compliment people
a l x e
Why do verified people get that many likes they are not even funny
@@Copied_baldy yea
I wonder why Ryan wasn't at the Emmy's. Oh yeah, they don't recognize talent.
Yeah they only recognize MONEY
Truth
Emmys*
also he'd need one of his alter ego's to be black and black face is frowned upon so....
@@ineedanewname4844 Money is tight!
The “saw” had me LMAO! 🤣 😂 😆
Steve was like "Imma need you to get allllllll the way of my back about my naming process sir"
let me get of that thing
- So how should we call this pointy thing Alex?
Steve: "Screw you"
- Oh my, that's a great idea
I thought that there was a strand of hair on my screen when I saw ur profile pic
Same. Damn you.
@@drydenfurtado6338 doesn't work in dark mode. ;)
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@@VitaliyCD yeh lol
"Hammer is already taken, Jack, you need your own name."
"Oh, well... Okay. Jack-hammer."
"That's not what... okay, you know what? Fine."
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@@ThoseZbroz
Zbroz is such an inspiration to me and my NOBODY FUCKING CARES
@@shivery_timbers1430 Please don't be a jerk. That is really unnecessary and not cool.
@Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid
swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything
stop getting mad at little kids.
its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool
OR a horrible excuse for a human being
@@blackbed5108 FINALLY I CAN SCREAM AND SWEAR AT CHILDREN
Ryan has a way of making un-family friendly jokes into hilarious family friendly jokes 😂
Too bad Steve didn't know he could name his screwdriver after himself like Philip did."
@jumblesgoodridge Well if he's in.....
@jumblesgoodridge But if the other guy is in then I'm out
jumblesgoodridge I think you're thinking of Stanley. People don't talk about him much.
SCREW STEVE IS TIGHT
Can we take a moment to appreciate how good of an actor he is.
Which one?
There are a lot of people in the sketch, please specefiy
I think the OP was talking about Steve, not sure though
Anybody gonna realize they thumbnail looks like it says screw driver, when I saw it I was like driver sf is one of the greatest games of all time man, then I read the title
I almost didn't notice over all the comedic genius.
* holds two small circle-looking things up *
"so what do you think we should call th-"
* drops them accidentally *
"Nuts! Where did they go?""
'Nailed' it! XD
@@MinaOmega that's a perfect name for that!
@@dragonispurple6075 ba-dum-dum! *cymbal clashing*
"OK and we have John naming the things the nuts go on. John what have you got for us?"
John: "Sorry, just had an emergency and I've got to bolt."
"OK, bolt it is!"
@@Alakaizer yass
-says a great name for a tool
-did something with his horrible wife
-calls a combination of orange juice and vodka screwdriver
-calls a name for another tool named after his wife
-leaves
... to cry.
Imagine if the sandwich was chicken
It would sound “Chickenner”
Turkeymer
Bolognamer 😂
Peanut butter and jellymer
PB&Jer
What do you mean? It is chicken
@@Fun_maths
A chicken that smells like ham
@@Shadow-Shell crazy how sandwiches smell these days
It's a good thing that wasn't a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it, otherwise we'd be stuck using picklers.
And when the day has been shitty so far, Ryan George swoops in, snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day
It was super easy barley an inconvenience
ActuLly I saw him saw with a saw the bad guy’s neck
I hope you feel better Steve
The_Jokester the bad guy being this godforsaken year
heck yeah :D
Coming back after 2 years because I found out that there is an actual drink called a screwdriver which is vodka and orange juice
Someone: So, how many puns can you come up with?
Ryan: Yes.
So tired that whenever I see any comment starting with "how many.." in the comment section I'm surprised when the answer isn't "Yes."
@@jonathanallard2128 Someone: So, how many happy moments did you get from browsing the YT comment section?
Jonathan Allard: No.
@@peterman2625 Switcharoo!!!
BRAND NEW JOKE!
ORIGINALITY RESTORED!
Be proud. You're a humoristic genius.
it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
H
Considering we have an article of clothing named "wife-beater", "bangmailman" doesn't seem that strange.
lmao true
we need the wank chain
I want to see the tool store before they named the tools. "Twisty thing", "thing that goes; du-du-du-du", thing for hitting other things"
As i red this he said du-du-du-du
0:33 “The que- the ans- the name is uh ham-mer” 😂😂😂
"That's not helpful, Alex."
I feel insulted.
He said "Alx" lol
lmao
Alex
I've never met an Alex that can get the job done better than an axe
If he was named “Axel” if would have been perfect.
This makes way more sense than it should. Crazy-good editing to boot.
He has the editing down to a science. Pure genius.
Every time I see a new Ryan George video, my day gets a little brighter. :)
Ryan George videos are tight.
uniqueusername_1024 my day gets waaaay moooore happier. Ryan George is a treasure.
that sounds terrifying, if you dont stop seeing his videos you might get blinded!
Only OGs remember when this wasn’t the most popular
I wonder is Kevin is out because he's with Steve's wife.
Top 10 Anime Plot Twist Betrayals
Maybe Adam is with Steve's wife. You know, Adam Driver!
Danilego yes
the lore
This is Kevin for myself, I was definitely seeking treatment for the hammer in my pants but it's Jack & Allen with Steve's wife. I got my treatment from the wife of Mr Crow Magnon there. She's a great doctor
For anyone curious:
- "Hammer" most likely came from a word that just meant “tool with a stone head". This was itself likely derived from a word meaning "stone", which itself was further derived from a word meaning "sharp".
- "Axe" most likely came from an ancient word that meant "sharp" (yes, the same one as hammer).
- "Screwdriver" is just from "tool for driving screws". As for why the vodka and orange juice cocktail is called that, it's because some oil workers in the Persian Golf didn't have a spoon, so they would mix up the combination with a screwdriver.
- "Crowbar" came from "crow", with the "bar" being added later. Why this was chosen is unknown, but the two most common theories are because it looks like a crow's foot or that it came from the Old French word "cros", meaning "hooks".
- "Jackhammer" of course came from "jack + hammer". As for where "Jack" came from, it's because it was a generic for "any common fellow" in the 14th century, which later got applied to a bunch of appliances that did the work of common servants starting in the 1570's. This meaning survived for centuries, eventually making its way into "jackhammer", which combined two tools used by the common fellow to do common work.
- "Allen wrench" is a generic for any kind of hex key. The generic came from "Allen Manufacturing Company", the manufacturer that invented the tool, which was further named after its founder, William G. Allen.
- "Saw" most likely came from a word which meant "to cut", meaning the name of the tool came from a verb and later itself became a verb. No relation to the conjugation, which formed separately.
- "Hoe" came from the Frankish word "hauwan", which meant "to hew". This itself came from an older word which meant both "to hew" and "to cut".
Thank you! This was intresting!
Love.
Stefan M. Thanks
Ps. You can’t be both unus and annus
I wasn't curious at all but I appreciate your doing the research and taking the time to spell that out. Thanks.
Nice thanks
From now on I'm doing all appropriate household repairs with a Bang Mailman...
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I was inspired to rewatch this when i poured myself a BangMailman this evening.
"Crow Bar."
"Wooah, your really intimidating. Mind toning it down?"
"Oh, whoops, I was thinking about sad stuff again."
"Whoopsie!"
Crow Ryan reminds me of Chris Stuckmann
Could be a character from Twilight
It wasn't Steve's wife's fault though, she thought she was sleeping with Steve, I mean they ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!!
That's racist.
@@NukeMarine I don't think that one man can be called a race... maybe at worst its Ryanist
They can probably tell each other apart.
Wait til he find out that she slept with the entire office.... .
HE HAS A MUSTACHE!
He should make a sequel where they name groups of animals.
“I think a group of birds should be called a “flock”.”
“Flock, that’s good. Now, what about sheep?”
“Uhh, a, uh, flock.”
“Hey, you’re stealing my idea again!”
“I mean, they’re kind of the same, right?”
“They’re not, actually!”
“Okay, George, you had owls, what about those?”
“ *British accent and flag* I thought we would go with parliament.”
“Parliament, like, like the British government?”
“God save the Queen!”
“What about crows, do we have a name for those?”
Crow guy: “A *murder.* “
“......okay, STILL don’t want to get on your bad side, so that works”
Yes, that would be amazing
I love that
"How about cows?"
"Flock?"
"Be original."
"OK, herd."
"You've done it again. That sounds like the past tense of another common verb of sensory perception..."
"And while we're here, we need to find a common name for marketing Osmeridae fish, and please, no more past tense verbs of sensory perception. "
GonerBoy; Dude I feel like I just read one of his videos. Wow Wow Wow... Wow!
Underrated comment
I never thought I’d be disappointed to not see a sponsored ad at the end of my video but here we are!
The cocky way that Daniel says “Drill” is hilarious.
I didnt get this one actually... Can u explain plz? =)
At the beginning, the guy who says “Drill” says it like he’s the coolest guy ever.
@@channelrob6927 LOL okay, thanks
2:39
"Alex"
"Yeah that's not helpful Alex"
*writes it down*
My parents also used to tell me I was useless. Damnit.
.
"But why is it called a 'hammer'."
"Because."
"That works"
“It’s crazy how some sandwiches smell these days”💀 0:45
I guess they needed a change from calling everything “Item”
“Item, item! Can you get me that item!”
The software developers among us: Huh? What's wrong with calling everything an "item"? ;-)
Person brought me an item once but it was the wrong person with the wrong item.
“Ok Steve I think maybe you should go home but also that’s perfect” oh I wonder who the lucky lady who a tool was named after is
This channel is better than anything SNL is offering these days.
Well SNL only started back up after a few months on hiatus so it might be getting better, but yes this channel is pure gold and I prefer it over SNL
@@ethanl.1699 YESSSS
By far SNL hasn’t been funny in decades
This channel is better than anything on SNL EVER and I've watched off and on for 30 yrs plus watched reruns of shows b4 then going back to the 80s
Is SNL still a thing?
Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This man has overcome the obstacles of writing witty back and forth dialogue but not having the right people to perform it by performing it himself
@Dante Trice Even bigger Plot Twist :He has clones
He has a very complex scheme where he hires himself, pays himself under the table, launders that income by being his own employer, subcontracts to himself as a private contractor, channels the money as a slush fund through a shell company composed of himselves, and is, himself, his own benefactor. Himself was himself's financial advisor and acts himself as himselves' legal attorney, so it is all legit. Himself. There's a big corkboard in his den with strings connecting various bits of papers that makes sense of it all.
@@FlatOnHisFace And he does it all super easy,barely an inconvenience
@@FlatOnHisFace
( * taking notes * )
sounds like a good plan to me...
Just call him a politician