How Tools Got Their Names

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  • @Wingspand1
    @Wingspand1 4 роки тому +9881

    Steve is literally their best guy at the table. Came in drunk and still gave the two best names to the products.

    • @sugipulaboule
      @sugipulaboule 4 роки тому +574

      Also the drink, so that's 3

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin 4 роки тому +407

      *if you don’t like that we can also call it bang mailman my wife thought that was a good name too*

    • @sebastiangudino9377
      @sebastiangudino9377 4 роки тому +234

      He actually was so prepared that he gave 2 proposals when he was asked for a name

    • @Wingspand1
      @Wingspand1 4 роки тому +46

      Never got over 400 likes before on a comment, feels good XD

    • @pipstix5487
      @pipstix5487 4 роки тому +43

      He technically did four, because at the end he did 'hoe'

  • @daybydedlite132
    @daybydedlite132 4 роки тому +5792

    Imagine a dad building something with his kid: "Hey son, pass me that bangmailman would ya?"

    • @hudsonsaccone5569
      @hudsonsaccone5569 4 роки тому +93

      Imagine if they named a tool that tho😂

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 4 роки тому +88

      "Hey, Mom, Dad's asking for ya!"

    • @dietznuts8106
      @dietznuts8106 4 роки тому +18

      *MEANWHILE!*

    • @Hannah-li1bh
      @Hannah-li1bh 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @davehilton1613
      @davehilton1613 4 роки тому +37

      From now on in my house, it shall be known as the bangmailman. I personally look forward to screwing with the bangmailman.

  • @DNDEXC3000
    @DNDEXC3000 4 роки тому +5273

    “They saw a saw saw salsa”
    The English language is tight

    • @willcounley2924
      @willcounley2924 4 роки тому +149

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 4 роки тому +88

      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

    • @LUCTIANITO
      @LUCTIANITO 4 роки тому +80

      "llama a la llama que está en llamas " in English : "call the llama which is on fire"

    • @poulanthrope
      @poulanthrope 4 роки тому +28

      @@lavaleader3455 Alex, while Jack had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better sound in the sentence.

    • @TAJMofficial
      @TAJMofficial 4 роки тому +57

      What if someone was named Saw
      I saw Saw's saw saw salsa

  • @OfficialFOY
    @OfficialFOY 3 роки тому +8140

    His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all.
    Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

    • @noahthurman6423
      @noahthurman6423 3 роки тому +102

      Yes

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 3 роки тому +20

      No

    • @rvfharrier
      @rvfharrier 3 роки тому +48

      Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.

    • @power21100
      @power21100 2 роки тому +50

      I would say all of it was based on experience lol

    • @mexicancanteen9596
      @mexicancanteen9596 2 роки тому +64

      He's still at work because if he doesn't pay the alimony he'll be thrown in jail

  • @nadennight
    @nadennight 4 роки тому +25208

    In Steve's wife's defence, it's hard to tell people apart in the Ryanverse.

    • @chauhanvats3
      @chauhanvats3 4 роки тому +741

      This comment needs to be on top 😂

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 4 роки тому +624

      Uh...Steve has a mustache...der

    • @angelicapickles1135
      @angelicapickles1135 4 роки тому +740

      One guy has a mustache and the other has a thicker mustache... Clearly two different people.

    • @krazylokos
      @krazylokos 4 роки тому +438

      Steve's wife also looks like Steve and Ryan so she's really just into herself. 🤔

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 4 роки тому +66

      @@angelicapickles1135 This reminds me of the short "I'm you, dickhead"

  • @Neptune-or4vm
    @Neptune-or4vm 4 роки тому +896

    The joke with jackhammer was pretty good. Caught me off-guard.

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 роки тому +22

      I thoght it would be like a beating meat joke

    • @elliotmaher8972
      @elliotmaher8972 4 роки тому +5

      So did I but that was much more clever.

    • @bartman156.
      @bartman156. 4 роки тому +4

      I liked it. I also liked the Al an wrench.

    • @petervanusanik8030
      @petervanusanik8030 4 роки тому

      Pneumatic drill

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 4 роки тому +1

      Water came out of my nose

  • @donutmaxgaming9674
    @donutmaxgaming9674 3 роки тому +6895

    This canonically Takes place after the “How fruits got their names” episode because the screwdriver guy had orange juice

    • @kylahicks7054
      @kylahicks7054 3 роки тому +101

      So true

    • @donutmaxgaming9674
      @donutmaxgaming9674 3 роки тому +82

      Vodka orange juice!

    • @lightshiner3742
      @lightshiner3742 3 роки тому +169

      Continuity is important after all

    • @abetang4841
      @abetang4841 3 роки тому +20

      Technically this video came before how fruits got their names

    • @bullshitman155
      @bullshitman155 3 роки тому +149

      @@abetang4841 Technically, "A New Hope" came before "The Revenge of the Siths"

  • @griffin8346
    @griffin8346 3 роки тому +2071

    "Alᵉx"
    "Yeah, that's not helpful, Alex."
    _Writes something down_

  • @docrofreborn7497
    @docrofreborn7497 4 роки тому +3028

    *when cheated Ryan exited his house*
    Mailman: well, if he’s out, I’m in.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju 4 роки тому +75

      A+ callback 😂

    • @andreze3667
      @andreze3667 4 роки тому +46

      If he’s in im in 🥴

    • @Jakeyisdead
      @Jakeyisdead 4 роки тому +20

      Good reference my dude

    • @EggsBakin
      @EggsBakin 4 роки тому +37

      Finally a reference that’s not a ‘snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day’ one.

    • @1Mandacaru
      @1Mandacaru 4 роки тому +9

      Dude that was legit premium

  • @mookymookymooo
    @mookymookymooo 4 роки тому +909

    The irony is that Ryan came up with this sketch by being like "what can I write a sketch about?"... (Looks around garage) ..."tools, perfect"

    • @lucykitsune4619
      @lucykitsune4619 4 роки тому +47

      First guy to ask themselves what to write a sketch about be like

    • @Torlik11
      @Torlik11 4 роки тому +9

      Now, I think you're gonna have to get wayyyyy off his back about that.

    • @mookymookymooo
      @mookymookymooo 4 роки тому +4

      @@Torlik11 oh ok let me get offa that thing!

    • @grimlord3181
      @grimlord3181 4 роки тому +8

      "So you have a sketch for me?"
      "Yes sir, I do."

  • @herosm4294
    @herosm4294 4 роки тому +5524

    How does he have so much chemistry with himself

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 4 роки тому +152

      That is some big quarantine energy.

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 4 роки тому +14

      Pog

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому +8

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 4 роки тому +31

      Honestly, he should marry himself. I can’t see any other alternative

    • @whitewolf617
      @whitewolf617 4 роки тому +6

      @@hamzamemon3081 He has already made both marriage and divorce skits. He doesn't play them by himself.

  • @Tackitt
    @Tackitt 2 роки тому +288

    That saw bit was brilliant.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Рік тому +18

      Saws don't have bits; drills have bits.

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte Рік тому +10

      @@EdKolis I love you

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Рік тому

      I F ing HATE the SOB that decided to use tool names for verbs and conjugates!

  • @GS-lq2is
    @GS-lq2is 4 роки тому +523

    "It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days." So true, so true.

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 4 роки тому +1

      That's why they keep them in packets. So you can't smell em til you buy em.

    • @shadowreaver752
      @shadowreaver752 4 роки тому +4

      I'm still waiting on mine with a really big pickle in it.

    • @GS-lq2is
      @GS-lq2is 4 роки тому +3

      @@shadowreaver752 That seems kind of greedy. How about a sandwich with a pretty big pickle?

    • @jonassthr283
      @jonassthr283 4 роки тому

      Crazy world, lotta smells

    • @crazysasha1374
      @crazysasha1374 4 місяці тому

      God that interaction is just the best in my eyes! I still find it enthralling all this time later.

  • @AngryLittleAmericansCartoons
    @AngryLittleAmericansCartoons 4 роки тому +6901

    "Yeah Kevin is out sick today"
    "Well if he's out. I'm in"

    • @WTFG78
      @WTFG78 4 роки тому +256

      Well, if he’s in, I’m in.

    • @arshtewari2833
      @arshtewari2833 4 роки тому +56

      my favourite comment here

    • @Platin42
      @Platin42 4 роки тому +151

      If he's in, I am out.

    • @oxenford539
      @oxenford539 4 роки тому +94

      well if he's in, i'm out.

    • @coralcrowglow
      @coralcrowglow 4 роки тому +79

      Well if he’s in, I’m out

  • @mrelliott2t664
    @mrelliott2t664 4 роки тому +1800

    "Alex"
    "Yeah that's not helpful Alex"
    writes something down...

    • @fluto6997
      @fluto6997 4 роки тому +2

      300 like sand 1 reply

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 4 роки тому +5

      Alex

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @combatbiscuit2173
      @combatbiscuit2173 4 роки тому +3

      Alx

    • @lenaameliazanakai9853
      @lenaameliazanakai9853 4 роки тому

      @@ThoseZbroz stfu

  • @BigMentoEnergy
    @BigMentoEnergy 2 роки тому +261

    You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +11986

    When he got going with the "saw saw saw salsa" bit I couldn't stop laughing!

    • @aimeewright6312
      @aimeewright6312 4 роки тому +114

      They

    • @cBe9999
      @cBe9999 4 роки тому +232

      What if it was a guy named Saul sawing the sala?

    • @andyespinozam
      @andyespinozam 4 роки тому +25

      I didn't see that coming lol

    • @GlowCrab
      @GlowCrab 4 роки тому +36

      Well you could say “ I saw a saw saw a saw. “

    • @GlowCrab
      @GlowCrab 4 роки тому +47

      You could even go as deep a “Saw saw a saw saw a saw.” If a person named saw sees a saw get sawed

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 4 роки тому +3591

    I hope Steve gets over her because he's clearly a valuable idea man.

    • @pinetwin9176
      @pinetwin9176 4 роки тому +96

      Steve deserved better than her.

    • @ziphomasuku
      @ziphomasuku 4 роки тому +17

      Lmao facts

    • @Huz7Edits
      @Huz7Edits 4 роки тому +8

      *heo*

    • @robg828764life
      @robg828764life 4 роки тому +2

      @@pinetwin9176 yeah

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому +2

      @Dhrishit Khandhar Bot? this is miles from zbroz I'm not a bot

  • @Webber-sr3xk
    @Webber-sr3xk 4 роки тому +775

    “You have my sword”
    “And my bow!”
    “And my Alex!”

  • @EriqT
    @EriqT 11 місяців тому +30

    Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.

    • @donweatherwax9318
      @donweatherwax9318 5 місяців тому +2

      Larry keeps that whole operation running practically single-hatted

    • @RumbelOcel
      @RumbelOcel 2 дні тому

      Im Your First Sub

  • @GearWukong
    @GearWukong 4 роки тому +2086

    I'm pretty sure Alex had stroke and everyone just kinda went with it..

    • @Alex06CoSonic
      @Alex06CoSonic 4 роки тому +46

      Luckily I'm fine

    • @SomeoneTookMyOldName
      @SomeoneTookMyOldName 4 роки тому +25

      That exactly what I do and it's my name too

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 4 роки тому +4

      he was the mailman

    • @SleepySnapbody
      @SleepySnapbody 4 роки тому +10

      @@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop.
      - from an average person

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому

      @@SleepySnapbody i never intended for people to like me, i just wanted people to notice me...
      - Albert Einstein

  • @vladimirefest4980
    @vladimirefest4980 4 роки тому +854

    I like how the image changes every time even though he’s not flipping pages but also writing things down.

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 4 роки тому +75

      I like to think that he's freehand drawing these and he's just that good

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +18

      Sounds like showing different tools without flipping pages is super easy barely an inconvenience!

    • @vladimirefest4980
      @vladimirefest4980 4 роки тому +13

      2percentright. I just think it’s a magic clip board. At this point anything is possible in the Ryanverse.

    • @superancient
      @superancient 4 роки тому +19

      This was before the guy, who invented flipping pages.

    • @DarthVader-er5hs
      @DarthVader-er5hs 4 роки тому +4

      Magically changing pictures is TIGHT

  • @justinpate8578
    @justinpate8578 4 роки тому +1162

    “Crowbar”
    “Ohhkay don’t wanna get on your bad side” reaction is priceless

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому +1

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @giovannifranco-gonzalez9037
      @giovannifranco-gonzalez9037 4 роки тому +3

      . . The crow was gonna use that for he's bar. .

    • @tecfound5131
      @tecfound5131 4 роки тому

      900
      Like
      Hahah

  • @jamestheaverageman6959
    @jamestheaverageman6959 Рік тому +15

    This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.

  • @derpmang5539
    @derpmang5539 4 роки тому +801

    "Can't we get back on track here?'
    "ALEX!"
    "You're not helping, Alex..."
    That hit me funny.

  • @philipbloom
    @philipbloom 4 роки тому +9617

    Wow. This was easily one of the best you’ve made. Absolutely brilliant from beginning to end.

    • @potzblitz6577
      @potzblitz6577 4 роки тому +110

      Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 4 роки тому +61

      Super easily, barely an inconvenience.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 4 роки тому +72

      You're just saying that so he'll put your name on the screwdriver.

    • @alexion3007
      @alexion3007 4 роки тому +21

      absolutetly brilliant from beginning to end is all of his videos.

    • @brucecranium
      @brucecranium 4 роки тому +10

      @@tobybartels8426 lol I saw what you did there

  • @raindrainxi
    @raindrainxi 3 роки тому +1479

    The setup of the jackhammer into the Allen wrench was perfect.

  • @13Joshuahun
    @13Joshuahun Рік тому +45

    Still one of my all time favourite sketches from Ryan!

  • @WallOBrix
    @WallOBrix 4 роки тому +983

    “Smells a lot like Ham, David” best line idk why

  • @Wabogi
    @Wabogi 4 роки тому +461

    "Smells a lot like ham, David."
    "Oh, yeah, no. You know, it's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days."
    Genius, pure genius.

  • @NinjaBearFilms
    @NinjaBearFilms 4 роки тому +1294

    Why is no one talking about how many distinct characters he can portray at the same time.
    #RyanGeorgeTheMovie
    Make it happen!

    • @fiorafonsett489
      @fiorafonsett489 4 роки тому +27

      it was supposed to back in june. Time Travel Reporter Guy the Movie coming june 2020 remember?

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +29

      @@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.

    • @fiorafonsett489
      @fiorafonsett489 4 роки тому +6

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed you make a very good point

    • @FahadBashir
      @FahadBashir 4 роки тому +4

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed They already made it. It is called "The Founder" starring Michael Keaton.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +4

      @@FahadBashir Does he sell pickles in the movie?

  • @enfothefirst1351
    @enfothefirst1351 Рік тому +20

    "Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent

  • @thekj9818
    @thekj9818 4 роки тому +560

    Let's take a moment and pray for Steeve. He's really going through a bad time.

  • @julimij6939
    @julimij6939 4 роки тому +344

    The Crowbar was great and the answer: „I don’t want to get on your bad side“ genius

    • @Jc-yf8gl
      @Jc-yf8gl 4 роки тому +13

      @@AxxLAfriku wtf is wrong with you

    • @DigiYF
      @DigiYF 4 роки тому +1

      AxxL No.

    • @Singurarity88
      @Singurarity88 4 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku pretty sure you need medical help.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 роки тому

      @@Singurarity88 It cant be helped.
      They need an asylum.

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 4 роки тому

      AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it

  • @mrthomasvision140
    @mrthomasvision140 4 роки тому +3283

    “You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?”
    “Hammer”
    “No Jack it needs to be your own name”
    “Ok Jackhammer”
    Give this man an award.

    • @jovanfilipovic5115
      @jovanfilipovic5115 4 роки тому +65

      that was amazingly witty

    • @Alexanderiii
      @Alexanderiii 4 роки тому +51

      When that came up, I thought, "How is Ryan going to name a pneumatic drill in a witty way...?"

    • @JoducusKwak
      @JoducusKwak 4 роки тому +9

      i would have called that thing darude sandstorm

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 4 роки тому +8

      Word to you mom...don't be drinking water when that part comes up...it comes out your nose

    • @EliteFiveJon
      @EliteFiveJon 4 роки тому +5

      And with the way people actually name things after themselves somewhat realistic.
      Newton comes to mind. 🍎

  • @fadingtoblack5
    @fadingtoblack5 3 роки тому +22

    Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome

  • @Mr_Case_Time
    @Mr_Case_Time 4 роки тому +850

    Ryan’s expressions sell the whole thing. Just the way he says “drill” has so much intent.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 4 роки тому +16

      saying the word DRILL is TIGHT!

    • @gankhef5564
      @gankhef5564 4 роки тому +13

      He really is a talented comedic actor.

    • @pruray
      @pruray 4 роки тому +6

      Ryan is actually a trained actor.

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 4 роки тому +4

      Yes so much impact

    • @dylanbuttigieg5870
      @dylanbuttigieg5870 4 роки тому +4

      That's Daniel you uncultured case

  • @jonathankey6444
    @jonathankey6444 4 роки тому +962

    The delivery of “Hammer’s already taken Jack” is underrated

    • @jiminfested
      @jiminfested 4 роки тому +19

      Or you know, it's properly rated?

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому

      LOL
      ua-cam.com/video/sPhQLNH5wAQ/v-deo.html

    • @tappers5042
      @tappers5042 4 роки тому +19

      @@_username stop advertising your poorly edited garbage

  • @SharpestLiVES13
    @SharpestLiVES13 4 роки тому +1870

    "I put some vodka in some orange juice. I don't even care anymore."
    -me the entirety of quarantine

  • @FretmoreGuitarLessons
    @FretmoreGuitarLessons 2 роки тому +10

    Steve is that fun guy that we all want to work with, for the short time he is employed. Great stuff Ryan as always.

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 4 роки тому +970

    Please give Rufus the "crowbar" guy his own spinoff series.

    • @TheHigherFury
      @TheHigherFury 4 роки тому +28

      I also really liked Rufus. He really had an edge to him

    • @JoeySehn
      @JoeySehn 4 роки тому +15

      I honestly want a spin off series with all these guys

    • @jadondavid8272
      @jadondavid8272 4 роки тому +27

      I don't think he'll do a spinoff of the character, but I got a gut feeling were going to be seeing a lot more of his actor in the future.

    • @justsightseeing1
      @justsightseeing1 4 роки тому +7

      Rufus always in the spotlight of ryan george universe last time, he is a dog that save the day by snapping the bas guys neck

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM 4 роки тому +5

      @@jadondavid8272 lmao

  • @v0lny886
    @v0lny886 4 роки тому +3253

    "Rufus, you had this thing, what do you got for me back there buddy?"
    *c r o w b a r*

    • @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj
      @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj 3 роки тому +62

      Thanks, I missed it while watching the video

    • @Frungi
      @Frungi 3 роки тому +42

      @@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj Wait, he posted something that was from the video? Dang, I missed that.

    • @rakans3770
      @rakans3770 3 роки тому +80

      "Ok I don't want to get on your bad side so that works for me''

    • @cameronbablandananavan2337
      @cameronbablandananavan2337 3 роки тому +2

      @@Frungi whoosh to you

    • @Frungi
      @Frungi 3 роки тому +4

      @@cameronbablandananavan2337 Looks like he deleted the reply I was wooshing to. So I’m deleting my woosh.

  • @hendrikpoggenpoel4508
    @hendrikpoggenpoel4508 4 роки тому +696

    Love how he was wearing a fake moustache even though he actually has a real moustache

    • @kevg7040
      @kevg7040 4 роки тому +6

      Taking it off must be painful for him then...

    • @itay1232
      @itay1232 4 роки тому +7

      Wait he really does

    • @igor_kossov
      @igor_kossov 4 роки тому +11

      I'm the police chief. I have a more commanding moustache than you.

    • @Falcarbone
      @Falcarbone 4 роки тому

      I wouldn't even have noticed xD thanks

    • @WalterDaDog99
      @WalterDaDog99 4 роки тому +4

      I just had a Stanley moment

  • @Bbowers3428
    @Bbowers3428 3 роки тому +21

    I’m going through a really rough time. I come to your videos to cheer me up. It really helps. Thank you Ryan

  • @assortedramblings9132
    @assortedramblings9132 4 роки тому +136

    This is so amazing. Not only is Ryan George single-handedly keeping screen rant relevant, he is also one of the greatest sketch comedy artists working now. Bless you sir for your service

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 4 роки тому

      Public service announcement: It's "Let's eat, Grandma!" *or* "Let's eat Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
      That is all.

  • @sylph8005
    @sylph8005 4 роки тому +1649

    "So, you've got a tool for me?"
    "Yes, sir, I do!"

    • @toplayDA_
      @toplayDA_ 4 роки тому +22

      I have been sitting in awe at this comment for the past 5 minutes.

    • @daybydedlite132
      @daybydedlite132 4 роки тому +42

      Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @freddykabuffke461
      @freddykabuffke461 4 роки тому +35

      @@daybydedlite132 gardening hoes are TIGHT!

    • @eitanlubowitz520
      @eitanlubowitz520 4 роки тому +22

      @Freddy Kabuffke
      Wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @josephbradshaw6985
      @josephbradshaw6985 4 роки тому +6

      Uh huh...

  • @shaunsullivan9730
    @shaunsullivan9730 4 роки тому +679

    I feel like the screwdriver guy should've been called Philip.

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 4 роки тому +92

      That's a pretty flat joke.

    • @hellologan9202
      @hellologan9202 4 роки тому +69

      Guys screwing around with these jokes are bad for you.

    • @Applenty_
      @Applenty_ 4 роки тому +48

      get a grip you 3

    • @BobStein
      @BobStein 4 роки тому +8

      I'm going to get Allen over here to put BOTH a you out of a job. Or that other guy, what's his name? Twerks or Forks or something?

    • @lukebaker5460
      @lukebaker5460 4 роки тому +6

      Phillip should get a raise

  • @aneko31
    @aneko31 Рік тому +2

    Steve's "A HOE!" Is the biggest amount of emotion i have seen coming from this guy

  • @greta1614
    @greta1614 4 роки тому +364

    “ Just crazy how some sandwiches smell these days.”

    • @ZimtPorridge
      @ZimtPorridge 4 роки тому +3

      I got serious Morty vibes from this guy.

    • @bullykojima3232
      @bullykojima3232 4 роки тому +7

      It probably didn't had a pickle

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 роки тому +1

      @@bullykojima3232 We never found out for sure what was in the sandwich.

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому

      LOL
      ua-cam.com/video/sPhQLNH5wAQ/v-deo.html

  • @TalesZuliani
    @TalesZuliani 4 роки тому +1067

    I have a HUGE sweet spot for linguistic jokes. On the "saw" part I just laugh all my air out

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому +2

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @UndeadKillersDepressoExpresso
      @UndeadKillersDepressoExpresso 3 роки тому +8

      I have a sweet spot for many jokes, that being one of them

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 роки тому +2

      check out pearls before swine for more of that

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 роки тому +2

      As much as you don’t think you should, you should watch letterkenny

    • @rossthebesiegebuilder3563
      @rossthebesiegebuilder3563 3 роки тому +2

      That's probably why they made a movie about it.

  • @x5992
    @x5992 4 роки тому +304

    Imagine what hammers would be called if he was eating a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it instead of ham.

    • @meissmart9473
      @meissmart9473 4 роки тому +44

      Well a picker would make sense for the back side of a hammer i guess

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 4 роки тому +66

      He did that the day after. The conversation went like this:
      Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer."
      David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!"
      Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..."
      David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!"
      Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!"
      David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?"
      Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?"
      David: "Ehm..Pickle....?"
      Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him*
      David: "Pi...el....Pick!"
      .....
      Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks.
      This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 4 роки тому +43

      Guy in the background: "WAIT, Fork is already taken? But I wanted to pitch fork!"

    • @rudolphclaus9565
      @rudolphclaus9565 4 роки тому +5

      *PICKAXE*

  • @TheXMan
    @TheXMan 4 роки тому +434

    Dude I had a horrible day, but after watching this it put a smile on my face.

    • @sandromercadobustinza6339
      @sandromercadobustinza6339 4 роки тому +3

      Me too lol

    • @TheXMan
      @TheXMan 4 роки тому +1

      jumblesgoodridge yes

    • @Trumpisscum-420
      @Trumpisscum-420 4 роки тому +1

      Same here

    • @Trumpisscum-420
      @Trumpisscum-420 4 роки тому +5

      @jumblesgoodridge doesn't sound as bad as shit down here in America. We seem to b on the verge of a civil war between a bunch of crazy far left and far right extremists. Our president is running a personality cult and the only other candidate in the upcoming election who has any chance at winning is senile or suffering from dementia or something. I'd straight up move up to Canada if i could cuz this place is triggering my manic depression.😵🤮😭🤬🤪🤯🥃💊⚰️

    • @TheXMan
      @TheXMan 4 роки тому +2

      Let’s all just say we all have it horrible. 😁

  • @danielconde13
    @danielconde13 4 роки тому +648

    Don't mess around with an Alex: that's not a friggin toy.

  • @judgelee5741
    @judgelee5741 4 роки тому +498

    "You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa"
    "Why would someone saw a salsa?"
    "Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa"
    -Ryan George 2020

    • @tobechukwuaneke9467
      @tobechukwuaneke9467 4 роки тому +6

      *"Well I don't know but that would mean that someone saw a saw saw salsa" there you go.

    • @judgelee5741
      @judgelee5741 4 роки тому

      @@tobechukwuaneke9467 Thanks

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 4 роки тому

      The ending part reminded me a lot of Letterkenny

    • @Kamweshhh
      @Kamweshhh 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan George for president 🙌😂😂

    • @spidertiger585
      @spidertiger585 4 роки тому +4

      what about "i saw a saw saw salsa, Saul" talking to the boss man named Saul

  • @22kitten33
    @22kitten33 2 роки тому +7

    I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.

  • @HumanSystems
    @HumanSystems 4 роки тому +757

    "It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days" 😂😂😂😂

    • @danieldoesstuff2300
      @danieldoesstuff2300 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao had be broken 🤣🤣🤣

    • @iamnutbrain7053
      @iamnutbrain7053 4 роки тому +13

      sMeLlS a LoT lIkE hAm

    • @123duker
      @123duker 3 роки тому +6

      "What kind of sandwich is that?"
      *uhhhh PROBABLY chicken...* 😂

    • @24BinIsNot01
      @24BinIsNot01 3 роки тому +2

      Probably had pretty big pickles in them

  • @MaxiPetrone
    @MaxiPetrone 4 роки тому +142

    The “Screw Driver” joke was amazing! 🤣

    • @Soul-Burn
      @Soul-Burn 4 роки тому +3

      Bangmailman is also a good name

  • @elmertime
    @elmertime 4 роки тому +503

    I'm scared to imagine what the wife looks like in the ryanverse

    • @icecreamsandwich7522
      @icecreamsandwich7522 4 роки тому +16

      Remember that woman who played jasmine in the don’t you dare close your eyes video?
      Like her

    • @starstranger2725
      @starstranger2725 4 роки тому +14

      There's a picture of the family in the 200th Pitch Meeting

    • @RealCanadianGoose
      @RealCanadianGoose 4 роки тому +6

      Watch the 200th pitch meeting

    • @DesolateSecluded
      @DesolateSecluded 4 роки тому +1

      It would probably just be the same person who did Jasmine in the "Don't You Dare Close Your Eyes" parody video.

    • @SimonBergeron1977
      @SimonBergeron1977 4 роки тому

      Like Ryan. With longer hair maybe.

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 Рік тому +2

    Time traveler: *moves chair*
    The timeline: Son, could you pass me the bang mailman?

  • @SyncJr
    @SyncJr 4 роки тому +374

    As someone who wonders and jokes a lot about how things got their name: This is the funniest thing EVER!

    • @suryamohan3410
      @suryamohan3410 4 роки тому +8

      *as

    • @cowardlydaug
      @cowardlydaug 4 роки тому +2

      Jerry Seinfeld is that you?

    • @emotrashcracja5305
      @emotrashcracja5305 4 роки тому +2

      i was kinda hoping for a hard etymological discussion on the origins of language, but, thats not what I saw.

    • @SyncJr
      @SyncJr 4 роки тому +2

      Surya Mohan Thank you. You right!

    • @Chronowizpal
      @Chronowizpal 4 роки тому

      Oh you mean the word and possible career you are looking for is etymology

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 4 роки тому +3734

    Brilliant. This was hilarious ly clever😂👌🏾

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 4 роки тому +498

    I wonder why Ryan wasn't at the Emmy's. Oh yeah, they don't recognize talent.

    • @ineedanewname4844
      @ineedanewname4844 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah they only recognize MONEY

    • @TheXMan
      @TheXMan 4 роки тому +3

      Truth

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 роки тому +1

      Emmys*

    • @danielbyrne5402
      @danielbyrne5402 4 роки тому +2

      also he'd need one of his alter ego's to be black and black face is frowned upon so....

    • @itsybitsy999
      @itsybitsy999 4 роки тому +1

      @@ineedanewname4844 Money is tight!

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueeno 2 роки тому +5

    The “saw” had me LMAO! 🤣 😂 😆

  • @Celeste_4_Life
    @Celeste_4_Life 4 роки тому +200

    Steve was like "Imma need you to get allllllll the way of my back about my naming process sir"

  • @RealElevenTimes
    @RealElevenTimes 4 роки тому +513

    - So how should we call this pointy thing Alex?
    Steve: "Screw you"
    - Oh my, that's a great idea

    • @drydenfurtado6338
      @drydenfurtado6338 4 роки тому +4

      I thought that there was a strand of hair on my screen when I saw ur profile pic

    • @KevenThePuma
      @KevenThePuma 4 роки тому +2

      Same. Damn you.

    • @VitaliyCD
      @VitaliyCD 4 роки тому +3

      @@drydenfurtado6338 doesn't work in dark mode. ;)

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому +1

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @sylent1
      @sylent1 4 роки тому

      @@VitaliyCD yeh lol

  • @zekegore6470
    @zekegore6470 4 роки тому +1835

    "Hammer is already taken, Jack, you need your own name."
    "Oh, well... Okay. Jack-hammer."
    "That's not what... okay, you know what? Fine."

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому +5

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 роки тому +25

      @@ThoseZbroz
      Zbroz is such an inspiration to me and my NOBODY FUCKING CARES

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 4 роки тому +15

      @@shivery_timbers1430 Please don't be a jerk. That is really unnecessary and not cool.

    • @blackbed5108
      @blackbed5108 4 роки тому +7

      @Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid
      swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything
      stop getting mad at little kids.
      its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool
      OR a horrible excuse for a human being

    • @Nerbto
      @Nerbto 4 роки тому +8

      @@blackbed5108 FINALLY I CAN SCREAM AND SWEAR AT CHILDREN

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Рік тому +8

    Ryan has a way of making un-family friendly jokes into hilarious family friendly jokes 😂

  • @x5992
    @x5992 4 роки тому +179

    Too bad Steve didn't know he could name his screwdriver after himself like Philip did."

  • @djalixer
    @djalixer 3 роки тому +1056

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how good of an actor he is.

    • @jimnelson9949
      @jimnelson9949 3 роки тому +63

      Which one?

    • @yanivrubin4166
      @yanivrubin4166 3 роки тому +52

      There are a lot of people in the sketch, please specefiy

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 3 роки тому +11

      I think the OP was talking about Steve, not sure though

    • @rissu8573
      @rissu8573 2 роки тому

      Anybody gonna realize they thumbnail looks like it says screw driver, when I saw it I was like driver sf is one of the greatest games of all time man, then I read the title

    • @Illlium
      @Illlium 2 роки тому

      I almost didn't notice over all the comedic genius.

  • @elizabethcatlion7015
    @elizabethcatlion7015 4 роки тому +267

    * holds two small circle-looking things up *
    "so what do you think we should call th-"
    * drops them accidentally *
    "Nuts! Where did they go?""

    • @MinaOmega
      @MinaOmega 4 роки тому +23

      'Nailed' it! XD

    • @dragonispurple6075
      @dragonispurple6075 4 роки тому +4

      @@MinaOmega that's a perfect name for that!

    • @MinaOmega
      @MinaOmega 4 роки тому +3

      @@dragonispurple6075 ba-dum-dum! *cymbal clashing*

    • @Alakaizer
      @Alakaizer 4 роки тому +5

      "OK and we have John naming the things the nuts go on. John what have you got for us?"
      John: "Sorry, just had an emergency and I've got to bolt."
      "OK, bolt it is!"

    • @elizabethcatlion7015
      @elizabethcatlion7015 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alakaizer yass

  • @RedHextic123
    @RedHextic123 2 роки тому +2

    -says a great name for a tool
    -did something with his horrible wife
    -calls a combination of orange juice and vodka screwdriver
    -calls a name for another tool named after his wife
    -leaves

  • @CatsZonetube
    @CatsZonetube 4 роки тому +930

    Imagine if the sandwich was chicken
    It would sound “Chickenner”

    • @Paarthurnaxdova
      @Paarthurnaxdova 4 роки тому +43

      Turkeymer
      Bolognamer 😂
      Peanut butter and jellymer

    • @47FLA
      @47FLA 3 роки тому +18

      PB&Jer

    • @Fun_maths
      @Fun_maths 3 роки тому +8

      What do you mean? It is chicken

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell 3 роки тому +9

      @@Fun_maths
      A chicken that smells like ham

    • @Lottchen621
      @Lottchen621 3 роки тому +7

      @@Shadow-Shell crazy how sandwiches smell these days

  • @John73John
    @John73John 4 роки тому +116

    It's a good thing that wasn't a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it, otherwise we'd be stuck using picklers.

  • @BroTastic23
    @BroTastic23 4 роки тому +160

    And when the day has been shitty so far, Ryan George swoops in, snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day

  • @geoff420
    @geoff420 2 роки тому +44

    Coming back after 2 years because I found out that there is an actual drink called a screwdriver which is vodka and orange juice

  • @peterman2625
    @peterman2625 4 роки тому +536

    Someone: So, how many puns can you come up with?
    Ryan: Yes.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 4 роки тому +2

      So tired that whenever I see any comment starting with "how many.." in the comment section I'm surprised when the answer isn't "Yes."

    • @peterman2625
      @peterman2625 4 роки тому +6

      @@jonathanallard2128 Someone: So, how many happy moments did you get from browsing the YT comment section?
      Jonathan Allard: No.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 4 роки тому +3

      @@peterman2625 Switcharoo!!!
      BRAND NEW JOKE!
      ORIGINALITY RESTORED!
      Be proud. You're a humoristic genius.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 4 роки тому +2

      it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 4 роки тому

      H

  • @ErmenBlankenberg
    @ErmenBlankenberg 4 роки тому +188

    Considering we have an article of clothing named "wife-beater", "bangmailman" doesn't seem that strange.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 роки тому +2

      lmao true

    • @Snax6900
      @Snax6900 3 роки тому +2

      we need the wank chain

  • @Jumpkick42
    @Jumpkick42 4 роки тому +165

    I want to see the tool store before they named the tools. "Twisty thing", "thing that goes; du-du-du-du", thing for hitting other things"

    • @Zero-111
      @Zero-111 4 роки тому +2

      As i red this he said du-du-du-du

  • @petitplushproductions
    @petitplushproductions Рік тому +2

    0:33 “The que- the ans- the name is uh ham-mer” 😂😂😂

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 4 роки тому +876

    "That's not helpful, Alex."
    I feel insulted.

  • @areyoufriendly
    @areyoufriendly 4 роки тому +91

    This makes way more sense than it should. Crazy-good editing to boot.

    • @toddc3988
      @toddc3988 4 роки тому +1

      He has the editing down to a science. Pure genius.

  • @uniqueusername_
    @uniqueusername_ 4 роки тому +142

    Every time I see a new Ryan George video, my day gets a little brighter. :)

    • @18deadmonkeys
      @18deadmonkeys 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan George videos are tight.

    • @cinqueqwerty
      @cinqueqwerty 4 роки тому +2

      uniqueusername_1024 my day gets waaaay moooore happier. Ryan George is a treasure.

    • @safetyinspector250
      @safetyinspector250 4 роки тому

      that sounds terrifying, if you dont stop seeing his videos you might get blinded!

  • @avimo2565
    @avimo2565 Рік тому +2

    Only OGs remember when this wasn’t the most popular

  • @GameHopping
    @GameHopping 4 роки тому +456

    I wonder is Kevin is out because he's with Steve's wife.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +22

      Top 10 Anime Plot Twist Betrayals

    • @Danilego
      @Danilego 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe Adam is with Steve's wife. You know, Adam Driver!

    • @JosephZaidan-tf2vu
      @JosephZaidan-tf2vu 4 роки тому

      Danilego yes

    • @EvolWeevilz
      @EvolWeevilz 4 роки тому +1

      the lore

    • @NinJestre
      @NinJestre 4 роки тому

      This is Kevin for myself, I was definitely seeking treatment for the hammer in my pants but it's Jack & Allen with Steve's wife. I got my treatment from the wife of Mr Crow Magnon there. She's a great doctor

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +1531

    For anyone curious:
    - "Hammer" most likely came from a word that just meant “tool with a stone head". This was itself likely derived from a word meaning "stone", which itself was further derived from a word meaning "sharp".
    - "Axe" most likely came from an ancient word that meant "sharp" (yes, the same one as hammer).
    - "Screwdriver" is just from "tool for driving screws". As for why the vodka and orange juice cocktail is called that, it's because some oil workers in the Persian Golf didn't have a spoon, so they would mix up the combination with a screwdriver.
    - "Crowbar" came from "crow", with the "bar" being added later. Why this was chosen is unknown, but the two most common theories are because it looks like a crow's foot or that it came from the Old French word "cros", meaning "hooks".
    - "Jackhammer" of course came from "jack + hammer". As for where "Jack" came from, it's because it was a generic for "any common fellow" in the 14th century, which later got applied to a bunch of appliances that did the work of common servants starting in the 1570's. This meaning survived for centuries, eventually making its way into "jackhammer", which combined two tools used by the common fellow to do common work.
    - "Allen wrench" is a generic for any kind of hex key. The generic came from "Allen Manufacturing Company", the manufacturer that invented the tool, which was further named after its founder, William G. Allen.
    - "Saw" most likely came from a word which meant "to cut", meaning the name of the tool came from a verb and later itself became a verb. No relation to the conjugation, which formed separately.
    - "Hoe" came from the Frankish word "hauwan", which meant "to hew". This itself came from an older word which meant both "to hew" and "to cut".

    • @melsuperstar6292
      @melsuperstar6292 4 роки тому +83

      Thank you! This was intresting!

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +11

      Love.

    • @greenpeppermint7518
      @greenpeppermint7518 4 роки тому +16

      Stefan M. Thanks
      Ps. You can’t be both unus and annus

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 4 роки тому +50

      I wasn't curious at all but I appreciate your doing the research and taking the time to spell that out. Thanks.

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 4 роки тому +5

      Nice thanks

  • @THEAdmiralXizor
    @THEAdmiralXizor 4 роки тому +124

    From now on I'm doing all appropriate household repairs with a Bang Mailman...

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 роки тому

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

  • @kingsford3657
    @kingsford3657 13 днів тому +1

    I was inspired to rewatch this when i poured myself a BangMailman this evening.

  • @nico6143
    @nico6143 4 роки тому +189

    "Crow Bar."
    "Wooah, your really intimidating. Mind toning it down?"
    "Oh, whoops, I was thinking about sad stuff again."
    "Whoopsie!"

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 4 роки тому

      Crow Ryan reminds me of Chris Stuckmann

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame 4 роки тому

      Could be a character from Twilight

  • @ku8721
    @ku8721 4 роки тому +209

    It wasn't Steve's wife's fault though, she thought she was sleeping with Steve, I mean they ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!!

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 4 роки тому +18

      That's racist.

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 4 роки тому +18

      @@NukeMarine I don't think that one man can be called a race... maybe at worst its Ryanist

    • @coolname-x7f
      @coolname-x7f 4 роки тому +4

      They can probably tell each other apart.

    • @alternate3307
      @alternate3307 4 роки тому +4

      Wait til he find out that she slept with the entire office.... .

    • @IronDino
      @IronDino 4 роки тому +7

      HE HAS A MUSTACHE!

  • @gonerboy4487
    @gonerboy4487 3 роки тому +5067

    He should make a sequel where they name groups of animals.
    “I think a group of birds should be called a “flock”.”
    “Flock, that’s good. Now, what about sheep?”
    “Uhh, a, uh, flock.”
    “Hey, you’re stealing my idea again!”
    “I mean, they’re kind of the same, right?”
    “They’re not, actually!”
    “Okay, George, you had owls, what about those?”
    “ *British accent and flag* I thought we would go with parliament.”
    “Parliament, like, like the British government?”
    “God save the Queen!”
    “What about crows, do we have a name for those?”
    Crow guy: “A *murder.* “
    “......okay, STILL don’t want to get on your bad side, so that works”

    • @ravenscourn5464
      @ravenscourn5464 3 роки тому +201

      Yes, that would be amazing

    • @mindfulmudkip
      @mindfulmudkip 3 роки тому +68

      I love that

    • @grantbmilburn
      @grantbmilburn 3 роки тому +310

      "How about cows?"
      "Flock?"
      "Be original."
      "OK, herd."
      "You've done it again. That sounds like the past tense of another common verb of sensory perception..."
      "And while we're here, we need to find a common name for marketing Osmeridae fish, and please, no more past tense verbs of sensory perception. "

    • @Jacob-WD40
      @Jacob-WD40 3 роки тому +131

      GonerBoy; Dude I feel like I just read one of his videos. Wow Wow Wow... Wow!

    • @ojaskalra4863
      @ojaskalra4863 3 роки тому +30

      Underrated comment

  • @eddmozz
    @eddmozz 3 роки тому +1

    I never thought I’d be disappointed to not see a sponsored ad at the end of my video but here we are!

  • @channelrob6927
    @channelrob6927 4 роки тому +116

    The cocky way that Daniel says “Drill” is hilarious.

    • @bohdanzadvornyi7313
      @bohdanzadvornyi7313 4 роки тому +3

      I didnt get this one actually... Can u explain plz? =)

    • @channelrob6927
      @channelrob6927 4 роки тому +8

      At the beginning, the guy who says “Drill” says it like he’s the coolest guy ever.

    • @bohdanzadvornyi7313
      @bohdanzadvornyi7313 4 роки тому +2

      @@channelrob6927 LOL okay, thanks

  • @YouJeiKei
    @YouJeiKei 4 роки тому +120

    2:39
    "Alex"
    "Yeah that's not helpful Alex"
    *writes it down*

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 4 роки тому +142

    "But why is it called a 'hammer'."
    "Because."
    "That works"

  • @lsaua
    @lsaua 2 роки тому +1

    “It’s crazy how some sandwiches smell these days”💀 0:45

  • @krispop9887
    @krispop9887 4 роки тому +128

    I guess they needed a change from calling everything “Item”
    “Item, item! Can you get me that item!”

    • @rolandweigelt
      @rolandweigelt 4 роки тому +3

      The software developers among us: Huh? What's wrong with calling everything an "item"? ;-)

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 роки тому

      Person brought me an item once but it was the wrong person with the wrong item.

  • @nehrin.shajith
    @nehrin.shajith 4 роки тому +84

    “Ok Steve I think maybe you should go home but also that’s perfect” oh I wonder who the lucky lady who a tool was named after is

  • @Monkeyb00y
    @Monkeyb00y 4 роки тому +1114

    This channel is better than anything SNL is offering these days.

    • @ethanl.1699
      @ethanl.1699 4 роки тому +18

      Well SNL only started back up after a few months on hiatus so it might be getting better, but yes this channel is pure gold and I prefer it over SNL

    • @brayandbrantgraham6745
      @brayandbrantgraham6745 4 роки тому +3

      @@ethanl.1699 YESSSS

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 4 роки тому +13

      By far SNL hasn’t been funny in decades

    • @darkcrystalmagik3369
      @darkcrystalmagik3369 4 роки тому +8

      This channel is better than anything on SNL EVER and I've watched off and on for 30 yrs plus watched reruns of shows b4 then going back to the 80s

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 4 роки тому +3

      Is SNL still a thing?

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 2 місяці тому +1

    Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @channel4ripoffcompany404
    @channel4ripoffcompany404 4 роки тому +211

    This man has overcome the obstacles of writing witty back and forth dialogue but not having the right people to perform it by performing it himself

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy 3 роки тому +2

      @Dante Trice Even bigger Plot Twist :He has clones

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 3 роки тому +7

      He has a very complex scheme where he hires himself, pays himself under the table, launders that income by being his own employer, subcontracts to himself as a private contractor, channels the money as a slush fund through a shell company composed of himselves, and is, himself, his own benefactor. Himself was himself's financial advisor and acts himself as himselves' legal attorney, so it is all legit. Himself. There's a big corkboard in his den with strings connecting various bits of papers that makes sense of it all.

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlatOnHisFace And he does it all super easy,barely an inconvenience

    • @dqmynator2.080
      @dqmynator2.080 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlatOnHisFace
      ( * taking notes * )
      sounds like a good plan to me...

    • @Edfiki86
      @Edfiki86 2 роки тому

      Just call him a politician