How Tools Got Their Names

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  • @nadennight
    @nadennight 3 роки тому +24705

    In Steve's wife's defence, it's hard to tell people apart in the Ryanverse.

    • @chauhanvats3
      @chauhanvats3 3 роки тому +727

      This comment needs to be on top 😂

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 3 роки тому +608

      Uh...Steve has a mustache...der

    • @angelicapickles1135
      @angelicapickles1135 3 роки тому +727

      One guy has a mustache and the other has a thicker mustache... Clearly two different people.

    • @krazylokos
      @krazylokos 3 роки тому +433

      Steve's wife also looks like Steve and Ryan so she's really just into herself. 🤔

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 3 роки тому +66

      @@angelicapickles1135 This reminds me of the short "I'm you, dickhead"

  • @actual1804
    @actual1804 3 роки тому +4923

    “They saw a saw saw salsa”
    The English language is tight

    • @willcounley2924
      @willcounley2924 3 роки тому +139

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 3 роки тому +79

      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

    • @LUCTIANITO
      @LUCTIANITO 3 роки тому +76

      "llama a la llama que está en llamas " in English : "call the llama which is on fire"

    • @poulanthrope
      @poulanthrope 3 роки тому +24

      @@lavaleader3455 Alex, while Jack had had 'had', had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better sound in the sentence.

    • @TAJMofficial
      @TAJMofficial 3 роки тому +51

      What if someone was named Saw
      I saw Saw's saw saw salsa

  • @OfficialFOY
    @OfficialFOY 2 роки тому +7917

    His wife cheated on him, he drank heavily to forget the pain, still showed up to work and produced 2 of the best names with no effort at all.
    Steve is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

    • @noahthurman6423
      @noahthurman6423 2 роки тому +98

      Yes

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 2 роки тому +19

      No

    • @rvfharrier
      @rvfharrier 2 роки тому +48

      Unlike Jack, he's a man of principles and refused to piggyback. No "Stevedrill" coming out of him, instead he bangs out "screwdriver". On top of that, he didn't just produce two winning names, as you claimed, he actually came out with three! Screwdriver x 2 for both the tool and the cocktail, plus the Hoe.

    • @power21100
      @power21100 2 роки тому +50

      I would say all of it was based on experience lol

    • @mexicancanteen9596
      @mexicancanteen9596 2 роки тому +62

      He's still at work because if he doesn't pay the alimony he'll be thrown in jail

  • @griffin8346
    @griffin8346 2 роки тому +1935

    "Alᵉx"
    "Yeah, that's not helpful, Alex."
    _Writes something down_

  • @docrofreborn7497
    @docrofreborn7497 3 роки тому +2954

    *when cheated Ryan exited his house*
    Mailman: well, if he’s out, I’m in.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju 3 роки тому +73

      A+ callback 😂

    • @andreze3667
      @andreze3667 3 роки тому +45

      If he’s in im in 🥴

    • @Jakeyisdead
      @Jakeyisdead 3 роки тому +20

      Good reference my dude

    • @EggsBakin
      @EggsBakin 3 роки тому +37

      Finally a reference that’s not a ‘snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day’ one.

    • @1Mandacaru
      @1Mandacaru 3 роки тому +9

      Dude that was legit premium

  • @daybydedlite132
    @daybydedlite132 3 роки тому +5534

    Imagine a dad building something with his kid: "Hey son, pass me that bangmailman would ya?"

    • @hudsonsaccone5569
      @hudsonsaccone5569 3 роки тому +87

      Imagine if they named a tool that tho😂

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 3 роки тому +83

      "Hey, Mom, Dad's asking for ya!"

    • @dietznuts8106
      @dietznuts8106 3 роки тому +17

      *MEANWHILE!*

    • @Hannah-li1bh
      @Hannah-li1bh 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @davehilton1613
      @davehilton1613 3 роки тому +37

      From now on in my house, it shall be known as the bangmailman. I personally look forward to screwing with the bangmailman.

  • @Tackitt
    @Tackitt Рік тому +244

    That saw bit was brilliant.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Рік тому +18

      Saws don't have bits; drills have bits.

    • @DalePWhyte
      @DalePWhyte Рік тому +10

      @@EdKolis I love you

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Рік тому

      I F ing HATE the SOB that decided to use tool names for verbs and conjugates!

  • @BigMentoEnergy
    @BigMentoEnergy 2 роки тому +213

    You'd think coming up with names for two tools would be difficult for Steve when he shows up to work drunk, but it was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @WallOBrix
    @WallOBrix 3 роки тому +931

    “Smells a lot like Ham, David” best line idk why

  • @AngryLittleAmericans
    @AngryLittleAmericans 3 роки тому +6747

    "Yeah Kevin is out sick today"
    "Well if he's out. I'm in"

    • @WTFG78
      @WTFG78 3 роки тому +249

      Well, if he’s in, I’m in.

    • @arshtewari2833
      @arshtewari2833 3 роки тому +55

      my favourite comment here

    • @Platin42
      @Platin42 3 роки тому +145

      If he's in, I am out.

    • @oxenford539
      @oxenford539 3 роки тому +90

      well if he's in, i'm out.

    • @coralcrowglow
      @coralcrowglow 3 роки тому +75

      Well if he’s in, I’m out

  • @EriqT
    @EriqT 4 місяці тому +13

    Larry seems like a great guy to work with: understands the importance of the project, comes to the meeting prepared and with a clear explanation of his contribution, and has no problem sharing his work for the sake of the team.

  • @13Joshuahun
    @13Joshuahun Рік тому +43

    Still one of my all time favourite sketches from Ryan!

  • @mookymookymooo
    @mookymookymooo 3 роки тому +872

    The irony is that Ryan came up with this sketch by being like "what can I write a sketch about?"... (Looks around garage) ..."tools, perfect"

    • @lucykitsune4619
      @lucykitsune4619 3 роки тому +44

      First guy to ask themselves what to write a sketch about be like

    • @Torlik11
      @Torlik11 3 роки тому +7

      Now, I think you're gonna have to get wayyyyy off his back about that.

    • @mookymookymooo
      @mookymookymooo 3 роки тому +4

      @@Torlik11 oh ok let me get offa that thing!

    • @grimlord3181
      @grimlord3181 3 роки тому +8

      "So you have a sketch for me?"
      "Yes sir, I do."

  • @Wingspand1
    @Wingspand1 3 роки тому +9727

    Steve is literally their best guy at the table. Came in drunk and still gave the two best names to the products.

    • @sugipulaboule
      @sugipulaboule 3 роки тому +557

      Also the drink, so that's 3

    • @TheRealOneWin
      @TheRealOneWin 3 роки тому +398

      *if you don’t like that we can also call it bang mailman my wife thought that was a good name too*

    • @sebastiangudino9377
      @sebastiangudino9377 3 роки тому +230

      He actually was so prepared that he gave 2 proposals when he was asked for a name

    • @Wingspand1
      @Wingspand1 3 роки тому +46

      Never got over 400 likes before on a comment, feels good XD

    • @pipstix5487
      @pipstix5487 3 роки тому +43

      He technically did four, because at the end he did 'hoe'

  • @geoff420
    @geoff420 Рік тому +38

    Coming back after 2 years because I found out that there is an actual drink called a screwdriver which is vodka and orange juice

  • @enfothefirst1351
    @enfothefirst1351 Рік тому +17

    "Saw a saw saw salsa" - effing genius. Thank you Ryan for so consistently making me laugh. I know what you do is a lot of work, so I hope it has made you financially independent

  • @Neptune-or4vm
    @Neptune-or4vm 3 роки тому +846

    The joke with jackhammer was pretty good. Caught me off-guard.

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 3 роки тому +22

      I thoght it would be like a beating meat joke

    • @elliotmaher8972
      @elliotmaher8972 3 роки тому +5

      So did I but that was much more clever.

    • @bartman156.
      @bartman156. 3 роки тому +4

      I liked it. I also liked the Al an wrench.

    • @petervanusanik8030
      @petervanusanik8030 3 роки тому

      Pneumatic drill

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 3 роки тому +1

      Water came out of my nose

  • @Webber-sr3xk
    @Webber-sr3xk 3 роки тому +756

    “You have my sword”
    “And my bow!”
    “And my Alex!”

  • @jamestheaverageman6959
    @jamestheaverageman6959 Рік тому +7

    This is definitely the best manager so far, he was calm and professional, and only raised issue with real problems, like the hamburger guy not coming up with a name until two seconds after he was asked, or with the saw guy's name being confusing.

  • @fadingtoblack5
    @fadingtoblack5 2 роки тому +19

    Everyone talks about Steve's many drunken accomplishments but no one checks in on the man. And Larry being kind enough to allow Allen to use his word is awesome

  • @mrthomasvision140
    @mrthomasvision140 3 роки тому +3276

    “You made the thing that goes dudududududu what shall we call it?”
    “Hammer”
    “No Jack it needs to be your own name”
    “Ok Jackhammer”
    Give this man an award.

    • @jovanfilipovic5115
      @jovanfilipovic5115 3 роки тому +65

      that was amazingly witty

    • @Alexanderiii
      @Alexanderiii 3 роки тому +52

      When that came up, I thought, "How is Ryan going to name a pneumatic drill in a witty way...?"

    • @JoducusKwak
      @JoducusKwak 3 роки тому +9

      i would have called that thing darude sandstorm

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 3 роки тому +8

      Word to you mom...don't be drinking water when that part comes up...it comes out your nose

    • @EliteFiveJon
      @EliteFiveJon 3 роки тому +5

      And with the way people actually name things after themselves somewhat realistic.
      Newton comes to mind. 🍎

  • @GS-lq2is
    @GS-lq2is 3 роки тому +455

    "It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days." So true, so true.

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz 3 роки тому +1

      That's why they keep them in packets. So you can't smell em til you buy em.

    • @shadowreaver752
      @shadowreaver752 3 роки тому +4

      I'm still waiting on mine with a really big pickle in it.

    • @GS-lq2is
      @GS-lq2is 3 роки тому +2

      @@shadowreaver752 That seems kind of greedy. How about a sandwich with a pretty big pickle?

    • @jonassthr283
      @jonassthr283 3 роки тому

      Crazy world, lotta smells

  • @Bbowers3428
    @Bbowers3428 2 роки тому +21

    I’m going through a really rough time. I come to your videos to cheer me up. It really helps. Thank you Ryan

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick 3 роки тому +963

    Please give Rufus the "crowbar" guy his own spinoff series.

    • @TheHigherFury
      @TheHigherFury 3 роки тому +27

      I also really liked Rufus. He really had an edge to him

    • @JoeySehn
      @JoeySehn 3 роки тому +15

      I honestly want a spin off series with all these guys

    • @jadondavid8272
      @jadondavid8272 3 роки тому +26

      I don't think he'll do a spinoff of the character, but I got a gut feeling were going to be seeing a lot more of his actor in the future.

    • @justsightseeing1
      @justsightseeing1 3 роки тому +7

      Rufus always in the spotlight of ryan george universe last time, he is a dog that save the day by snapping the bas guys neck

    • @FreezingmoonDSBM
      @FreezingmoonDSBM 3 роки тому +5

      @@jadondavid8272 lmao

  • @hendrikpoggenpoel4508
    @hendrikpoggenpoel4508 3 роки тому +692

    Love how he was wearing a fake moustache even though he actually has a real moustache

    • @kevg7040
      @kevg7040 3 роки тому +6

      Taking it off must be painful for him then...

    • @itay1232
      @itay1232 3 роки тому +7

      Wait he really does

    • @igor_kossov
      @igor_kossov 3 роки тому +11

      I'm the police chief. I have a more commanding moustache than you.

    • @Falcarbone
      @Falcarbone 3 роки тому

      I wouldn't even have noticed xD thanks

    • @WalterDaDog99
      @WalterDaDog99 3 роки тому +4

      I just had a Stanley moment

  • @22kitten33
    @22kitten33 Рік тому +7

    I laughed so hard that my 15 month old looked at me like I was crazy because I was listening with an ear bud in with him in my lap watching blues clues.

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueeno Рік тому +5

    The “saw” had me LMAO! 🤣 😂 😆

  • @SharpestLiVES13
    @SharpestLiVES13 3 роки тому +1870

    "I put some vodka in some orange juice. I don't even care anymore."
    -me the entirety of quarantine

  • @judgelee5741
    @judgelee5741 3 роки тому +498

    "You also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa"
    "Why would someone saw a salsa?"
    "Well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a saw saw salsa"
    -Ryan George 2020

    • @tobechukwuaneke9467
      @tobechukwuaneke9467 3 роки тому +6

      *"Well I don't know but that would mean that someone saw a saw saw salsa" there you go.

    • @judgelee5741
      @judgelee5741 3 роки тому

      @@tobechukwuaneke9467 Thanks

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 3 роки тому

      The ending part reminded me a lot of Letterkenny

    • @leilakamweru5013
      @leilakamweru5013 3 роки тому +2

      Ryan George for president 🙌😂😂

    • @spidertiger585
      @spidertiger585 3 роки тому +4

      what about "i saw a saw saw salsa, Saul" talking to the boss man named Saul

  • @FretmoreGuitarLessons
    @FretmoreGuitarLessons Рік тому +10

    Steve is that fun guy that we all want to work with, for the short time he is employed. Great stuff Ryan as always.

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Рік тому +8

    Ryan has a way of making un-family friendly jokes into hilarious family friendly jokes 😂

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +11993

    When he got going with the "saw saw saw salsa" bit I couldn't stop laughing!

    • @aimeewright6312
      @aimeewright6312 3 роки тому +114

      They

    • @cBe9999
      @cBe9999 3 роки тому +232

      What if it was a guy named Saul sawing the sala?

    • @andyespinozam
      @andyespinozam 3 роки тому +25

      I didn't see that coming lol

    • @GlowCrab
      @GlowCrab 3 роки тому +36

      Well you could say “ I saw a saw saw a saw. “

    • @GlowCrab
      @GlowCrab 3 роки тому +47

      You could even go as deep a “Saw saw a saw saw a saw.” If a person named saw sees a saw get sawed

  • @donutmaxgaming9674
    @donutmaxgaming9674 3 роки тому +6761

    This canonically Takes place after the “How fruits got their names” episode because the screwdriver guy had orange juice

    • @kylahicks7054
      @kylahicks7054 3 роки тому +98

      So true

    • @donutmaxgaming9674
      @donutmaxgaming9674 3 роки тому +80

      Vodka orange juice!

    • @lightshiner3742
      @lightshiner3742 3 роки тому +161

      Continuity is important after all

    • @abetang4841
      @abetang4841 3 роки тому +20

      Technically this video came before how fruits got their names

    • @bullshitman155
      @bullshitman155 3 роки тому +142

      @@abetang4841 Technically, "A New Hope" came before "The Revenge of the Siths"

  • @hannahk1306
    @hannahk1306 2 роки тому +40

    This was wild considering we have different names for some of these tools in the UK (so I didn't necessarily know what they were going to call them). I knew you called a spanner a wrench, but I didn't know that you called an allen key an allen wrench!

    • @databitmc
      @databitmc 2 роки тому +3

      an allen key is a set of allen wrenches combined into one tool. you fold out the size you need

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn Рік тому +2

      til what a spanner actually is :/

    • @fawwazcoolify
      @fawwazcoolify Рік тому

      In my language the wrench is called spannaar and just realised it's a borrowed word from British.

    • @unknown_-ed2rs
      @unknown_-ed2rs Рік тому

      spanner is a special kind of wrench I'm pretty sure, allen key is an alternate name for allan wrench.

    • @unknown_-ed2rs
      @unknown_-ed2rs Рік тому +1

      just checked a spanner is adjustable while a wrench is not, otherwise they are the same tool.

  • @gsp0113
    @gsp0113 Рік тому +1

    Honestly, this was just brilliant. Watched it a second time just now. Ryan, some of these skits of yours are going to enter the realm of comedy classics. You're very talented and I have no doubt people will still be watching and laughing at these skits decades from now.

  • @herosm4294
    @herosm4294 3 роки тому +5496

    How does he have so much chemistry with himself

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 роки тому +151

      That is some big quarantine energy.

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 3 роки тому +14

      Pog

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 3 роки тому +8

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @hamzamemon3081
      @hamzamemon3081 3 роки тому +31

      Honestly, he should marry himself. I can’t see any other alternative

    • @whitewolf617
      @whitewolf617 3 роки тому +6

      @@hamzamemon3081 He has already made both marriage and divorce skits. He doesn't play them by himself.

  • @justinpate8578
    @justinpate8578 3 роки тому +1159

    “Crowbar”
    “Ohhkay don’t wanna get on your bad side” reaction is priceless

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 3 роки тому +1

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @giovannifranco-gonzalez9037
      @giovannifranco-gonzalez9037 3 роки тому +3

      . . The crow was gonna use that for he's bar. .

    • @tecfound5131
      @tecfound5131 3 роки тому

      900
      Like
      Hahah

  • @avimo2565
    @avimo2565 Рік тому +2

    Congrats on becoming most popular in the channel, Steve, Alex, Larry, and everyone else!

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 3 роки тому +3585

    I hope Steve gets over her because he's clearly a valuable idea man.

    • @pinetwin9176
      @pinetwin9176 3 роки тому +96

      Steve deserved better than her.

    • @ziphomasuku
      @ziphomasuku 3 роки тому +17

      Lmao facts

    • @Huz7Edits
      @Huz7Edits 3 роки тому +8

      *heo*

    • @robg828764life
      @robg828764life 3 роки тому +2

      @@pinetwin9176 yeah

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 3 роки тому +2

      @Dhrishit Khandhar Bot? this is miles from zbroz I'm not a bot

  • @sylph8005
    @sylph8005 3 роки тому +1646

    "So, you've got a tool for me?"
    "Yes, sir, I do!"

    • @toplayDA_
      @toplayDA_ 3 роки тому +21

      I have been sitting in awe at this comment for the past 5 minutes.

    • @daybydedlite132
      @daybydedlite132 3 роки тому +41

      Naming tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @freddykabuffke461
      @freddykabuffke461 3 роки тому +34

      @@daybydedlite132 gardening hoes are TIGHT!

    • @eitanlubowitz520
      @eitanlubowitz520 3 роки тому +20

      @Freddy Kabuffke
      Wow wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @josephbradshaw6985
      @josephbradshaw6985 3 роки тому +6

      Uh huh...

  • @Nerdboss3000
    @Nerdboss3000 2 роки тому +1

    The endings of the sketches. The last lines are the funniest

  • @thekj9818
    @thekj9818 3 роки тому +551

    Let's take a moment and pray for Steeve. He's really going through a bad time.

  • @mrelliott2t664
    @mrelliott2t664 3 роки тому +1782

    "Alex"
    "Yeah that's not helpful Alex"
    writes something down...

    • @fluto6997
      @fluto6997 3 роки тому +2

      300 like sand 1 reply

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 3 роки тому +5

      Alex

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 3 роки тому

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @combatbiscuit2173
      @combatbiscuit2173 3 роки тому +3

      Alx

    • @lenaameliazanakai9853
      @lenaameliazanakai9853 3 роки тому

      @@ThoseZbroz stfu

  • @dcabral00
    @dcabral00 2 роки тому

    Good thing they are so many, because I am becoming addicted to these videos!

  • @Ultimatum0000
    @Ultimatum0000 Рік тому +1

    That saw Tongue-Twister was absolute genius well done

  • @jonathankey6444
    @jonathankey6444 3 роки тому +964

    The delivery of “Hammer’s already taken Jack” is underrated

    • @jiminfested
      @jiminfested 3 роки тому +19

      Or you know, it's properly rated?

    • @_username
      @_username 3 роки тому

      LOL
      ua-cam.com/video/sPhQLNH5wAQ/v-deo.html

    • @tappers5042
      @tappers5042 3 роки тому +19

      @@_username stop advertising your poorly edited garbage

  • @GearWukong
    @GearWukong 3 роки тому +2050

    I'm pretty sure Alex had stroke and everyone just kinda went with it..

    • @Alex06CoSonic
      @Alex06CoSonic 3 роки тому +45

      Luckily I'm fine

    • @SomeoneTookMyOldName
      @SomeoneTookMyOldName 3 роки тому +25

      That exactly what I do and it's my name too

    • @JadedOne420
      @JadedOne420 3 роки тому +4

      he was the mailman

    • @SleepySnapbody
      @SleepySnapbody 3 роки тому +10

      @@_username listen dude, if you want people to like you, this is not the way to do it because right now I want you to shut up and stop.
      - from an average person

    • @_username
      @_username 3 роки тому

      @@SleepySnapbody i never intended for people to like me, i just wanted people to notice me...
      - Albert Einstein

  • @heroha5553
    @heroha5553 2 роки тому +3

    "CrowBar" Kills me every time, thank you so much for making this sir!

  • @BossMan-yu1og
    @BossMan-yu1og 2 роки тому

    I have NEVER laughed so much at one of your videos! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

  • @Wabogi
    @Wabogi 3 роки тому +460

    "Smells a lot like ham, David."
    "Oh, yeah, no. You know, it's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days."
    Genius, pure genius.

  • @NinjaBearFilms
    @NinjaBearFilms 3 роки тому +1292

    Why is no one talking about how many distinct characters he can portray at the same time.
    #RyanGeorgeTheMovie
    Make it happen!

    • @fiorafonsett489
      @fiorafonsett489 3 роки тому +27

      it was supposed to back in june. Time Travel Reporter Guy the Movie coming june 2020 remember?

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 3 роки тому +29

      @@fiorafonsett489 We don't need a movie about the Time Traveling Reporter Guy, he's a moron. We need a movie and a spinoff series centered around Michael Pickleseller. He is truly an inspirational being.

    • @fiorafonsett489
      @fiorafonsett489 3 роки тому +6

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed you make a very good point

    • @FahadBashir
      @FahadBashir 3 роки тому +4

      @@thebombspayloadisexposed They already made it. It is called "The Founder" starring Michael Keaton.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 3 роки тому +4

      @@FahadBashir Does he sell pickles in the movie?

  • @CanadianSmitty
    @CanadianSmitty 2 роки тому

    Your best work yet. Great stuff.

  • @robbyhanlon
    @robbyhanlon 2 роки тому +2

    Ryan, I think you are incredibly funny and talented. I’ve always enjoyed your videos.

  • @x5992
    @x5992 3 роки тому +304

    Imagine what hammers would be called if he was eating a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it instead of ham.

    • @meissmart9473
      @meissmart9473 3 роки тому +44

      Well a picker would make sense for the back side of a hammer i guess

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 3 роки тому +66

      He did that the day after. The conversation went like this:
      Boss: "Hey, I asked to name two more tools, since you obviously didn't give it your all with the Hammer."
      David: "Mhm? Eh...yeah I totally did too!"
      Boss: "So, first off we have this thing... kinda looks like a fork..."
      David: "Yeah fork! Perfect name!"
      Boss: *sighs* "No you see we already have a tool called fork, James named it, remember. He bumped his toe as he said the name. He also told me to fork off when I ask if he was sure. Whatever that means!"
      David: "Ehm....Pickle Fork?"
      Boss: *sighs again* "ok fine! And what about this thing?"
      David: "Ehm..Pickle....?"
      Boss: *looks at the sandwich, then at him*
      David: "Pi...el....Pick!"
      .....
      Boss: "Yeah that actually sounds kinda good... I had some more tools left but you know what. I'm just gonna call them all Picks.
      This is used on Locks, this on teeth, this is used on ice, this one was actually for Alex to do, but let's just combine the axe-name with your pick-name. And we're done, I'm gonna take a nap for the rest of the day."

    • @ArnLPs
      @ArnLPs 3 роки тому +42

      Guy in the background: "WAIT, Fork is already taken? But I wanted to pitch fork!"

    • @rudolphclaus9565
      @rudolphclaus9565 3 роки тому +5

      *PICKAXE*

  • @derpmang5539
    @derpmang5539 3 роки тому +800

    "Can't we get back on track here?'
    "ALEX!"
    "You're not helping, Alex..."
    That hit me funny.

  • @chris002able
    @chris002able 6 місяців тому +2

    After watching two Steve UA-cam clips I believe I have a pretty good working model of what his inner monologue sounds like

  • @kian9013
    @kian9013 Рік тому +1

    How he managed to say saw a saw saw sawing salsa fluently that many times is impressive

  • @shaunsullivan9730
    @shaunsullivan9730 3 роки тому +675

    I feel like the screwdriver guy should've been called Philip.

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 3 роки тому +92

      That's a pretty flat joke.

    • @hellologan9202
      @hellologan9202 3 роки тому +69

      Guys screwing around with these jokes are bad for you.

    • @Applenty_
      @Applenty_ 3 роки тому +48

      get a grip you 3

    • @BobStein
      @BobStein 3 роки тому +8

      I'm going to get Allen over here to put BOTH a you out of a job. Or that other guy, what's his name? Twerks or Forks or something?

    • @lukebaker5460
      @lukebaker5460 3 роки тому +6

      Phillip should get a raise

  • @vladimirefest4980
    @vladimirefest4980 3 роки тому +834

    I like how the image changes every time even though he’s not flipping pages but also writing things down.

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 3 роки тому +73

      I like to think that he's freehand drawing these and he's just that good

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 3 роки тому +18

      Sounds like showing different tools without flipping pages is super easy barely an inconvenience!

    • @vladimirefest4980
      @vladimirefest4980 3 роки тому +13

      2percentright. I just think it’s a magic clip board. At this point anything is possible in the Ryanverse.

    • @superancient
      @superancient 3 роки тому +19

      This was before the guy, who invented flipping pages.

    • @DarthVader-er5hs
      @DarthVader-er5hs 3 роки тому +4

      Magically changing pictures is TIGHT

  • @nielsm.2147
    @nielsm.2147 2 роки тому +1

    This is still one of the greatest sketches there is on this platform.

  • @JohnGramer06
    @JohnGramer06 Рік тому +1

    “It’s crazy how some sandwiches smell these days“ 😂😂

  • @Mr_Case_Time
    @Mr_Case_Time 3 роки тому +850

    Ryan’s expressions sell the whole thing. Just the way he says “drill” has so much intent.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 роки тому +16

      saying the word DRILL is TIGHT!

    • @gankhef5564
      @gankhef5564 3 роки тому +13

      He really is a talented comedic actor.

    • @pruray
      @pruray 3 роки тому +6

      Ryan is actually a trained actor.

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 3 роки тому +4

      Yes so much impact

    • @dylanbuttigieg5870
      @dylanbuttigieg5870 3 роки тому +4

      That's Daniel you uncultured case

  • @v0lny886
    @v0lny886 3 роки тому +3251

    "Rufus, you had this thing, what do you got for me back there buddy?"
    *c r o w b a r*

    • @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj
      @SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj 3 роки тому +62

      Thanks, I missed it while watching the video

    • @Frungi
      @Frungi 3 роки тому +42

      @@SUNILKUMAR-yd2vj Wait, he posted something that was from the video? Dang, I missed that.

    • @rakans3770
      @rakans3770 3 роки тому +80

      "Ok I don't want to get on your bad side so that works for me''

    • @cameronbablandananavan2337
      @cameronbablandananavan2337 3 роки тому +3

      @@Frungi whoosh to you

    • @Frungi
      @Frungi 3 роки тому +4

      @@cameronbablandananavan2337 Looks like he deleted the reply I was wooshing to. So I’m deleting my woosh.

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 Рік тому +1

    Time traveler: *moves chair*
    The timeline: Son, could you pass me the bang mailman?

  • @babaspector
    @babaspector 2 роки тому

    This might be my new favorite channel :O

  • @BroTastic23
    @BroTastic23 3 роки тому +160

    And when the day has been shitty so far, Ryan George swoops in, snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 3 роки тому +498

    I wonder why Ryan wasn't at the Emmy's. Oh yeah, they don't recognize talent.

    • @ineedanewname4844
      @ineedanewname4844 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah they only recognize MONEY

    • @TheXMan
      @TheXMan 3 роки тому +3

      Truth

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 роки тому +1

      Emmys*

    • @danielbyrne5402
      @danielbyrne5402 3 роки тому +2

      also he'd need one of his alter ego's to be black and black face is frowned upon so....

    • @itsybitsy999
      @itsybitsy999 3 роки тому +1

      @@ineedanewname4844 Money is tight!

  • @TheRealLongname
    @TheRealLongname 2 роки тому

    Steve bringing the gold! Love it.

  • @BenFogie
    @BenFogie 2 роки тому

    I'm grateful this channel exists. You do good work, sir. Fine fine work.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 3 роки тому +1532

    For anyone curious:
    - "Hammer" most likely came from a word that just meant “tool with a stone head". This was itself likely derived from a word meaning "stone", which itself was further derived from a word meaning "sharp".
    - "Axe" most likely came from an ancient word that meant "sharp" (yes, the same one as hammer).
    - "Screwdriver" is just from "tool for driving screws". As for why the vodka and orange juice cocktail is called that, it's because some oil workers in the Persian Golf didn't have a spoon, so they would mix up the combination with a screwdriver.
    - "Crowbar" came from "crow", with the "bar" being added later. Why this was chosen is unknown, but the two most common theories are because it looks like a crow's foot or that it came from the Old French word "cros", meaning "hooks".
    - "Jackhammer" of course came from "jack + hammer". As for where "Jack" came from, it's because it was a generic for "any common fellow" in the 14th century, which later got applied to a bunch of appliances that did the work of common servants starting in the 1570's. This meaning survived for centuries, eventually making its way into "jackhammer", which combined two tools used by the common fellow to do common work.
    - "Allen wrench" is a generic for any kind of hex key. The generic came from "Allen Manufacturing Company", the manufacturer that invented the tool, which was further named after its founder, William G. Allen.
    - "Saw" most likely came from a word which meant "to cut", meaning the name of the tool came from a verb and later itself became a verb. No relation to the conjugation, which formed separately.
    - "Hoe" came from the Frankish word "hauwan", which meant "to hew". This itself came from an older word which meant both "to hew" and "to cut".

    • @melsuperstar6292
      @melsuperstar6292 3 роки тому +83

      Thank you! This was intresting!

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 3 роки тому +11

      Love.

    • @greenpeppermint7518
      @greenpeppermint7518 3 роки тому +16

      Stefan M. Thanks
      Ps. You can’t be both unus and annus

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 3 роки тому +50

      I wasn't curious at all but I appreciate your doing the research and taking the time to spell that out. Thanks.

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 роки тому +5

      Nice thanks

  • @zekegore6470
    @zekegore6470 3 роки тому +1841

    "Hammer is already taken, Jack, you need your own name."
    "Oh, well... Okay. Jack-hammer."
    "That's not what... okay, you know what? Fine."

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 3 роки тому +5

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 3 роки тому +25

      @@ThoseZbroz
      Zbroz is such an inspiration to me and my NOBODY FUCKING CARES

    • @zekegore6470
      @zekegore6470 3 роки тому +16

      @@shivery_timbers1430 Please don't be a jerk. That is really unnecessary and not cool.

    • @blackbed5108
      @blackbed5108 3 роки тому +7

      @Dhrishit Khandhar hes obviously a little kid
      swearing at him and being rude aint gonna do anything
      stop getting mad at little kids.
      its funny how people tease kids. it just shows either that you are a kid trying to look cool
      OR a horrible excuse for a human being

    • @Nerbto
      @Nerbto 3 роки тому +8

      @@blackbed5108 FINALLY I CAN SCREAM AND SWEAR AT CHILDREN

  • @JohnJones-yk5qk
    @JohnJones-yk5qk 2 роки тому +1

    You sir cracked me up today, thank you

  • @avimo2565
    @avimo2565 5 місяців тому +2

    Only OGs remember when this wasn’t the most popular

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 роки тому +3739

    Brilliant. This was hilarious ly clever😂👌🏾

  • @raindrainxi
    @raindrainxi 3 роки тому +1476

    The setup of the jackhammer into the Allen wrench was perfect.

  • @cartoonimaker
    @cartoonimaker Рік тому +1

    The “I saw a saw saw salsa” killed me 😂

  • @aiden_macleod
    @aiden_macleod 2 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of how insects were named, and the last one was a fly right before they ran out of names.

  • @philipbloom
    @philipbloom 3 роки тому +9626

    Wow. This was easily one of the best you’ve made. Absolutely brilliant from beginning to end.

    • @potzblitz6577
      @potzblitz6577 3 роки тому +110

      Indeed. He really is playing with words here, also the way he talks. I cannot even repeat the saw a saw saw salsa part without stumbling over my tongue.

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 роки тому +61

      Super easily, barely an inconvenience.

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 3 роки тому +72

      You're just saying that so he'll put your name on the screwdriver.

    • @alexion3007
      @alexion3007 3 роки тому +21

      absolutetly brilliant from beginning to end is all of his videos.

    • @brucecranium
      @brucecranium 3 роки тому +10

      @@tobybartels8426 lol I saw what you did there

  • @julimij6939
    @julimij6939 3 роки тому +341

    The Crowbar was great and the answer: „I don’t want to get on your bad side“ genius

    • @Jc-yf8gl
      @Jc-yf8gl 3 роки тому +13

      @@AxxLAfriku wtf is wrong with you

    • @DigiYF
      @DigiYF 3 роки тому +1

      AxxL No.

    • @Singurarity88
      @Singurarity88 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku pretty sure you need medical help.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 3 роки тому

      @@Singurarity88 It cant be helped.
      They need an asylum.

    • @ZikedY
      @ZikedY 3 роки тому

      AxxL would you stop going to every single video you watch and self promote. It's annoying, if you want to self promote, go to a discord server which allows it

  • @Iainsane
    @Iainsane Рік тому

    I love this American version of Jimmy Rees' "the guy who names things". Good work!

  • @aneko31
    @aneko31 Рік тому +1

    Steve's "A HOE!" Is the biggest amount of emotion i have seen coming from this guy

  • @MaxiPetrone
    @MaxiPetrone 3 роки тому +142

    The “Screw Driver” joke was amazing! 🤣

    • @Soul-Burn
      @Soul-Burn 3 роки тому +3

      Bangmailman is also a good name

  • @greta1614
    @greta1614 3 роки тому +363

    “ Just crazy how some sandwiches smell these days.”

    • @ZimtPorridge
      @ZimtPorridge 3 роки тому +3

      I got serious Morty vibes from this guy.

    • @bullykojima3232
      @bullykojima3232 3 роки тому +7

      It probably didn't had a pickle

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 3 роки тому +1

      @@bullykojima3232 We never found out for sure what was in the sandwich.

    • @_username
      @_username 3 роки тому

      LOL
      ua-cam.com/video/sPhQLNH5wAQ/v-deo.html

  • @chuckfonshell
    @chuckfonshell 2 роки тому

    One of your very best!

  • @sydspykes1899
    @sydspykes1899 Рік тому +1

    Ryan's writing is subtle and the jokes are brilliant!

  • @toamastar
    @toamastar 2 роки тому

    You absoultely nailed the execution of all these jokes lmao you're a natural! haha

  • @TalesZuliani
    @TalesZuliani 3 роки тому +1069

    I have a HUGE sweet spot for linguistic jokes. On the "saw" part I just laugh all my air out

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 3 роки тому +2

      ryan is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : ua-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/v-deo.html

    • @UndeadKillersDepressoExpresso
      @UndeadKillersDepressoExpresso 3 роки тому +8

      I have a sweet spot for many jokes, that being one of them

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 3 роки тому +2

      check out pearls before swine for more of that

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 роки тому +2

      As much as you don’t think you should, you should watch letterkenny

    • @rossthebesiegebuilder3563
      @rossthebesiegebuilder3563 3 роки тому +2

      That's probably why they made a movie about it.

  • @peterman2625
    @peterman2625 3 роки тому +537

    Someone: So, how many puns can you come up with?
    Ryan: Yes.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 3 роки тому +2

      So tired that whenever I see any comment starting with "how many.." in the comment section I'm surprised when the answer isn't "Yes."

    • @peterman2625
      @peterman2625 3 роки тому +6

      @@jonathanallard2128 Someone: So, how many happy moments did you get from browsing the YT comment section?
      Jonathan Allard: No.

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 3 роки тому +3

      @@peterman2625 Switcharoo!!!
      BRAND NEW JOKE!
      ORIGINALITY RESTORED!
      Be proud. You're a humoristic genius.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 роки тому +2

      it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @small_SHOT
      @small_SHOT 3 роки тому

      H

  • @coffeecrispy2673
    @coffeecrispy2673 2 роки тому

    I really like how nice he is with Alan, understanding that he was jealous and let him do his thing

  • @naveeth8867
    @naveeth8867 Рік тому

    I've listened to the saw bit like 5 times and I find it hilarious every time 🤣

  • @ArashiHayato
    @ArashiHayato Рік тому +1

    I Just found this channel and have to say Ryan you are hilarious and a genius. On another note I have been binge watching your channel since I found this video and I can't wait for more content. 🥳

  • @danielconde13
    @danielconde13 3 роки тому +649

    Don't mess around with an Alex: that's not a friggin toy.

  • @Imsparas
    @Imsparas 3 роки тому +757

    "It's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days" 😂😂😂😂

    • @danieldoesstuff2300
      @danieldoesstuff2300 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao had be broken 🤣🤣🤣

    • @iamnutbrain7053
      @iamnutbrain7053 3 роки тому +13

      sMeLlS a LoT lIkE hAm

    • @123duker
      @123duker 2 роки тому +6

      "What kind of sandwich is that?"
      *uhhhh PROBABLY chicken...* 😂

    • @24BinIsNot01
      @24BinIsNot01 2 роки тому +2

      Probably had pretty big pickles in them

  • @godzillagamer75
    @godzillagamer75 Рік тому

    I literally can’t stop rematching this series it’s amazing

  • @nereafcr
    @nereafcr 3 місяці тому

    I had a flashback to the third Jurassic Park movie with the raptor in the plane saying "Alan" due to the part about Alex saying weirdly his own name. Thanks 😂

  • @alfredbw7255
    @alfredbw7255 3 роки тому +107

    naming these tools is super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @pigio9033
      @pigio9033 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @discotequilasunset
      @discotequilasunset 3 роки тому +1

      😐

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum 3 роки тому +2

      Oh really?

    • @diadra8549
      @diadra8549 3 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @Vortual
      @Vortual 3 роки тому

      Very very very funny original joke that’s definitely not played out to the point of having lost any and all humour

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 роки тому

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

  • @NeilNileStudios
    @NeilNileStudios 6 місяців тому +1

    I️ just got the screw driver drink joke, because that’s a type of cocktail 🤣

  • @SyncJr
    @SyncJr 3 роки тому +374

    As someone who wonders and jokes a lot about how things got their name: This is the funniest thing EVER!

    • @suryamohan3410
      @suryamohan3410 3 роки тому +8

      *as

    • @cowardlydaug
      @cowardlydaug 3 роки тому +2

      Jerry Seinfeld is that you?

    • @emotrashcracja5305
      @emotrashcracja5305 3 роки тому +2

      i was kinda hoping for a hard etymological discussion on the origins of language, but, thats not what I saw.

    • @SyncJr
      @SyncJr 3 роки тому +2

      Surya Mohan Thank you. You right!

    • @Chronowizpal
      @Chronowizpal 3 роки тому

      Oh you mean the word and possible career you are looking for is etymology

  • @Alex-95-Gaming
    @Alex-95-Gaming 3 роки тому +876

    "That's not helpful, Alex."
    I feel insulted.