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  • Stephen dishes on his conversation with Presidents Biden, Obama and Clinton, former president Trump honored Easter by lashing out at his enemies, and the White House press pool was put on notice for lifting too many souvenirs from the president’s airplane.
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  • @arod700
    @arod700 Місяць тому +388

    "Your wife can" 😂😂😂

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs Місяць тому +25

      Obama on brand with the SAVAGE flex 💀

    • @CourageKarnga
      @CourageKarnga Місяць тому +10

      And that is why we love Obama!

    • @KevinSmith-tq4cy
      @KevinSmith-tq4cy Місяць тому +2

      Yeah.... Obama sounds like a true leader, huh?

    • @marilynwillett804
      @marilynwillett804 Місяць тому

      @@CourageKarnga AND HE LOVES THE MUSLIMS WHO HATE AMERICA AND ARE HERE TO DESTROY IT. ILLEGALLY.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому +1

      @@CourageKarnga Greatest Orator ever ……. For the Simple Minded people !

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Місяць тому +3722

    I once read this UA-cam comment that basically said "If Jesus came back today, he wouldn't be a Republican like Trump but rather a Democrat like Sanders." Then there was a list of things that the Republican Party stands for today that are essentially the opposite of everything Jesus said & taught in The Bible.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Місяць тому +200

      They were right;-)

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Місяць тому +167

      #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @delilahevil5089
      @delilahevil5089 Місяць тому +352

      I feel bad for Christians like my mom, who is a REAL Christian; warm, compassionate, giving and forgiving. Not greedy and hateful

    • @Numismatists_Matter
      @Numismatists_Matter Місяць тому +268

      Ya think the free health care & feed the poor might make ya think The big JC was a socialist?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Місяць тому +91

      He would still be speaking Aramaic.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 Місяць тому +78

    Just imagining Evie laughing at Obama's line cheers me up. We have good people on our side.

    • @melanies.6030
      @melanies.6030 Місяць тому

      ​@@roelanddirker6489Again, GFY.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt Місяць тому +2

      @@roelanddirker6489 ✨ *Cry* ✨

  • @Lepidopterous.
    @Lepidopterous. Місяць тому +142

    What an amazing night for Colbert. Got to sit with the 3 presidents Clinton, Obama, & Biden. Wow!

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому

      You know that was a Fundraiser for Biden Even though 12 people showed ! Of course only wasteful billionaires would throw money in a Rathole !

    • @marielthegreat
      @marielthegreat Місяць тому +4

      An objectively intimidating situation, but such a welcoming vibe.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому +1

      How boring (no: "fucking boring" you are supposed to say nowadays, in sad america) can populism (NOT only from your republican side) be ?

    • @melanies.6030
      @melanies.6030 Місяць тому

      ​@@roelanddirker6489GFY

    • @BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr
      @BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr Місяць тому

      Note: DJT can't get an endorsement from any past presidents, even his own VP. Vote BLUE to save our democracy and constitution for our children's future. Vote BLUE to save school children from being killed by military type weapons.

  • @russh6414
    @russh6414 Місяць тому +771

    NASCAR also ran on Easter Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Where is the manufactured outrage over that?

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Місяць тому +27

      I wonder if the same people complained in 2013 when Easter also fell on March 31st. Did NASCAR run then, too?

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому +11

      The difference is they didn't flaunt it. Had no clue it happened

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Місяць тому +22

      Also complaining about NASCAR is sort of complaining about a national sport. Too many people involved. Nope, easier to complain about a tiny minority, some of whom are children who can’t vote anyway.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Місяць тому +22

      Easter even fell on the same day as April fools day. Not a single complaint then.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula Місяць тому +18

      Next year it’s on 420
      🪴🪴🪴🚬🚬🚬
      Thanks, Joe!!!

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Місяць тому +130

    Truth Social lost 58 million? Whooohooo! Good news🎉

    • @macforme
      @macforme Місяць тому +11

      There is speculation that by the time Donny can access his shares and sell, 6 mos from now, they will be (almost?) penny stocks. That would be Karma-ish.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому

      Hate To bust Your Bubble but Trump made $2.6 Billion off of Truth Social ! Hahaha !
      Listen Don’t kill yourself Now Wait till Trump wins the Election !

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      Why so money-obsessed, sad americans ? Please just leave the world-stage. 'Blue america' almost as horrible as the 'red side'.

  • @pantalonesdemuerto7960
    @pantalonesdemuerto7960 Місяць тому +118

    Fun fact: whenever Easter falls on 4/20, “Jesus is Just Alright (With Me)” by the Doobie Brothers counts as a hymn.

    • @SummerSnow716
      @SummerSnow716 Місяць тому +3

      😂🎉😂💨💨✝️

    • @SEANALPURVIS
      @SEANALPURVIS Місяць тому +2

      You legit need to send this joke into the show

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers Місяць тому +2

      Good song

    • @crocglox7797
      @crocglox7797 Місяць тому +3

      maybe also "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane?

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 Місяць тому

      😂❤

  • @testman9541
    @testman9541 Місяць тому +7

    9:30 "It's a Boeing, it's not bolted on" 😂🎉 Ouchy ditchy 😭

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому +1642

    I can't think of anyone less Christ-like than Trump.
    Do better, America.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому +7

      He's the best option we have

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Місяць тому

      yep .. if y'all really believe in the "Book of Revelation", toxic-diaper-don possess all characteristics of the "anti-christ"

    • @ianb9028
      @ianb9028 Місяць тому +125

      @@Conservadouche93 I estimate there are 349,999,999 better options.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +14

      Or vote Tom Hanks if you really want a Christ-like figure for President.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Місяць тому +7

      Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Місяць тому +435

    It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago
    Still winning!!

    • @RS3isRealscape
      @RS3isRealscape Місяць тому +24

      it was rigged

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Місяць тому

      But don't Republicans want to abort all eggs in Florida, and everywhere else?

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Місяць тому +19

      Still *whining* ...

    • @dennisrobertson8862
      @dennisrobertson8862 Місяць тому +14

      Now that's a good one

    • @jw7075
      @jw7075 Місяць тому +23

      It’s was the biggest basket! 🧺 Nobody’s ever seen a basket that big!
      …Basket-Case! 😂

  • @frankwolf3860
    @frankwolf3860 Місяць тому +6

    "...it's a Boeing, it's not bolted on..."🤣🤣🤣!

  • @chelsealynn9866
    @chelsealynn9866 Місяць тому +22

    Hats off to the writing team yet again. Bringing it back around with the ties? Chef’s kiss.

    • @hollyjones8775
      @hollyjones8775 Місяць тому

      I would insult you but it looks like Mother Nature did far better than I could🤣🤣

    • @peterfedun-sk3jt
      @peterfedun-sk3jt Місяць тому +1

      Yup, he and his writers are amazing and the final tie gag is perfect.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Місяць тому +207

    "your wife can" 😁

  • @karentrimmer
    @karentrimmer Місяць тому +631

    Seth Meyer was heartbroken that Stephen hosted Biden's fundraiser. "So our ice cream date meant nothing to you?"

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому

      It wasn't an honor. He felt obligated because he thinks he's going to loose

    • @user-sx5de5kf8j
      @user-sx5de5kf8j Місяць тому +30

      Love ❤️ all you late nite guys cobert, seth meyers & Jimmie kimmel 🎉🎉🎉❤❤

    • @karentrimmer
      @karentrimmer Місяць тому +44

      @@Conservadouche93 Who is "He" in your scenario... Stephen? Seth? Biden? "To loose?" are you trying to say "too loose" or "to lose?" Are you chatting under the influence?

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому

      @karentrimmer I was referring colbert, but Obama and Clinton too. It's interchangeable

    • @karentrimmer
      @karentrimmer Місяць тому +34

      @@Conservadouche93 You may want to take a grammar course. It will help you communicate with others in a coherent fashion.

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 Місяць тому +14

    The 3 ties bit was brilliant! Great writing!

  • @kujmous
    @kujmous Місяць тому +95

    That crowd nailed the Easter call-out, and I for one am very proud of them.

  • @lorimills7158
    @lorimills7158 Місяць тому +153

    ❤ Cool Daddy Obama still quick on his feet❤..."your wife can"!😂

    • @KelticKabukiGirl
      @KelticKabukiGirl Місяць тому +13

      I can just hear it, "uhhhhhhh, your WIFE can. Ha, ahaha..."

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Місяць тому +4

      😎

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      Your humour is quite poor. Thank god the influence of your culture (both sides!) is shrinking.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      And please do pick up your deadies from our beaches, for once.

    • @impeachy1518
      @impeachy1518 Місяць тому

      Jokes on you..there is no culture here!​ @@roelanddirker6489

  • @neehaa
    @neehaa Місяць тому +355

    2:12 that Obama dude missed out on a career in comedy because holy shit that was funny

    • @MrDevintcoleman
      @MrDevintcoleman Місяць тому +78

      His press dinners were comedy gold. Usually being intelligent and empathetic leads to a quick wit. On the other hand, republicans think making fun of disabled people is the height of comedy.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Місяць тому

      Obama's a jackass and was weak on foreign policy.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA Місяць тому +48

      I’ve always loved Obama’s wit and self-deprecating wit. He has great comedic timing. Mic drop…

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez Місяць тому +25

      @@yosemitegirlCA Yeah, excuse me while I think of better days... sigh...

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess Місяць тому

      Oh, hell ya. Watch the White House Correspondent's dinner from 2011. With Seth Meyer's comedic help, he trolls Donald Trump, who is in the audience, about his racist 'Obama was born in Kenya' nonsense, and underneath the fake smile you can see the rage going up and up. 😅. Gold. The next day, we found out that Obama had made the decision before the show to send Seal Team 6 in a surgical strike to kill Osama Bin Laden, then killed it onstage. Barrack was smoove. 😂 I was so proud to live in America under Obama. It's just sad that his presidency and the Reich Wing Entertainment Complex lies and propaganda machine caused the racist backlash that led to Tronald Dump.

  • @dorothydoremus8621
    @dorothydoremus8621 Місяць тому +8

    Next year Easter on 4/20, thinking the baskets might have a different kind of grass 😂

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 28 днів тому

      And “Jesus is Just Alright with Me” counts as a hymn.

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 Місяць тому +53

    Even Barack Obama recognizes the awesomeness of Evie McGhee Colbert.

  • @mpista7182
    @mpista7182 Місяць тому +841

    Trump doesn't know the words to the Lord's Prayer, the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance ( all on video). and probably Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA".

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Місяць тому +3486

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @Ch-ui6mw
      @Ch-ui6mw Місяць тому +55

      Exactly!

    • @DrUFO___bytch
      @DrUFO___bytch Місяць тому

      we call it white collar crime - they step down , resign , can we do that too?? seriously . WAKE UP SLAVE EARTH.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Місяць тому +28

      Hello comment that has not been copy and pasted to many videos.

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 Місяць тому +4

      How are you getting that answer? Check into r f k

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому +16

      You really need some new material

  • @cindythomas5895
    @cindythomas5895 Місяць тому +18

    To be in the room with 3 living presidents!!! Amazing

  • @deborahdunn7844
    @deborahdunn7844 Місяць тому +3

    Stephen, you are a bright light in this world. Thanks for all you do!

  • @edwardderr6859
    @edwardderr6859 Місяць тому +663

    I'm very proud, validated, and encouraged to be aware that, if Donald Trump knew who I was, he would despise me.

    • @ramblerdave1339
      @ramblerdave1339 Місяць тому

      Stop gloating, Donald despises everyone, but himself. And Ivanka.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому

      I don’t know you and Already I despise you !

    • @instaperil
      @instaperil Місяць тому +21

      Yes. Me too!!!! Uck

    • @dicedrice7216
      @dicedrice7216 Місяць тому +37

      Yes. The worst insult you would ever have to endure would be if DT publicly declared that he admired you.
      The Ick Factor would be unbearable.

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ Місяць тому +20

      He would put a hit out on me. And I'm proud.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Місяць тому +1068

    The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day...
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @talk3194
      @talk3194 Місяць тому

      Polls show trump winning because RFK jr is taking votes away from Biden in Wisconsin and Michigan. Wisconsin and Michigan are the two swing states that always decide who wins the presidential election.

    • @stephenkennedy8305
      @stephenkennedy8305 Місяць тому +5

      Voting Green.

    • @johnsimth6587
      @johnsimth6587 Місяць тому

      @@stephenkennedy8305 So you're in support of Trump winning or Biden winning but actually are putting effort into supporting Trump winning.
      Thats how this works. Thats not a an argument, thats a statement of fact. Not voting for one of the two in a FPTP system means you're fine with either one of them winning. If you lean one way, say liberal, and vote green instead of biden you're the enemy of the liberal part and in support of MAGA. Its not complicated, its first grade level math stuff.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Місяць тому +4

      MAGA

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Місяць тому

      @@stephenkennedy8305 Da! 🤡

  • @mikeschmitty4438
    @mikeschmitty4438 Місяць тому +6

    "why cant I call you Barack?"
    Your wife can ...
    The mans a legend

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 Місяць тому +6

    Add me to the list of folks who thought the tie gag was MAGNIFICENT!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +680

    Reminder: Easter also fell on March 31st in 2013. Nobody complained to Obama about it back then.

    • @abeautifuldayful
      @abeautifuldayful Місяць тому +51

      And next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +1

      @@abeautifuldayful Honestly, if Hitler just smoked a few blunt back then, he'd probably have chilled the hell out on that whole 'exterminate the Jews' thing.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +1

      @@abeautifuldayful Honestly if Hitler had smoked a few blunts, he'd probably chill the hell out and there wouldn't have been a need for World War II.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Місяць тому +88

      @gamepapa: Those were pre-MAGA years.... also known as America's sane period.

    • @otterlyanxiouspenguin
      @otterlyanxiouspenguin Місяць тому +44

      ​@@macforme Don't forget the Tea Party was still going strong then. So, not quite sane.

  • @raddestnerd
    @raddestnerd Місяць тому +332

    Man. Thank God for Colbert. This man helped me through Trump years and Covid

    • @gabrielnayo421
      @gabrielnayo421 Місяць тому

      Trump did nothing wrong to sell a Bible;
      Don't Supermarkets sell on Easter?
      Are Shops CLOSED on EASTER??
      what about Biden calling HOLY EASTER SUNDAY a Trans visibility day??? Isn't that BLASPHEMY !!!!!
      !!!CNN and MSNBC are TRUMP HATERS;
      CNN and MSNBC are PROPAGANDA Stations..... !!
      We LOVE TRUMP
      We will VOTE FOR TRUMP
      Those media stations are for Pro-abortion and LGBTQ groups !!!
      BIDEN has insulted and blasphemed against the HOLY EASTER SUNDAY ; BIDEN is anti-Christian
      What about Obama who discredited the BIBLE?
      Yet, Rev AI is calling Trump a blasphemer for showing a Bible and Trump encouraging America to Pray again.
      TRUMP HAS ALWAYS ENCOURAGED THE THINGS OF GOD - PRAYER, WORSHIP AND HONORING GOD UNLIKE BIDEN!////ff

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому +4

      Me too!

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah ! I love his Potato Chip Ear ! It has me in stitches !

    • @rickdalton1862
      @rickdalton1862 Місяць тому

      Colbert has TDS and divides Americans

    • @splodgen
      @splodgen Місяць тому +3

      Colbert, thank man for God. Trump is like an egg stain on your cheek, you can lick it, but it still won't go away.
      It's millions out on the streets that kept me going through the Trump years, whether it was Gaza or BLM. And we still have to do it, regardless of who wins the election.

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Місяць тому +20

    I think I’m dependent on you Mr Colbert. When you’re not on I’m a fish out of water. When you’re on I feel there’s hope! 💝

  • @queenswillrule
    @queenswillrule Місяць тому +20

    It is a joy to see leaders who can laugh at themselves. All of these men are extremely witty, great one-liners, they like to laugh, they are engaging.
    Can you even imagine the orange menace acting like a human being like these men?
    To engage in polite discourse without making everything about himself?
    Malignant narcissists are unable to ever make fun of themselves and they expect everything they say or do is always 100% correct and, in the words of the orange menace "perfect."
    What makes them malignant (there is a difference) is their harboring of grievances that they would like to take action on; revenge, retribution, whatever, it involves violence and destruction.

  • @joaovitormatos8147
    @joaovitormatos8147 Місяць тому +157

    Calm down, Fox News. Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday, you can celebrate twice

    • @macforme
      @macforme Місяць тому

      That will cause them to orgasm.

    • @marielthegreat
      @marielthegreat Місяць тому +7

      Dayum 😂

    • @crocglox7797
      @crocglox7797 Місяць тому +4

      imagining angraham's easter bonnet with sw*stik*s upon it

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      Please don't exaggerate, sad american. As if 'blue america' is much better than 'red america'. BOTH are loathsome as a matter of fact. Disappear from the stage, please.

  • @ApolloRacer
    @ApolloRacer Місяць тому +180

    Sounds like Jeanine Pirro will be moving to Florida, too. Maybe she and Guiliani can live together.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Місяць тому +11

      They may need to since Giuliani is broke.

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 Місяць тому

      She can be Rudy's sugar mommy ​@@froglady7491

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio Місяць тому +9

      ​@@froglady7491 I laughed at that breaking news because I thought it might be a reference to that. Giuliani's creditors may compel him to sue the 🍊🍔

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Місяць тому +6

      @@SixteenTonesStudio What a circus that law suit would be. I’d want a front row seat to watch the clowns.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Місяць тому +7

      She will have like 4 box wine's linked together with hoses so all she has to do is use one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Місяць тому +5

    15 litres of wine is insane - that's the office water cooler topped with a container full of wine. HR would LOVE that ;)

  • @NoBSRecoverfacts
    @NoBSRecoverfacts Місяць тому +31

    I spent my Easter crying alone in my apartment cause I can't find the right Dr for depression anxiety, life fucking sucks right now and I don't see a way out of this right now, but for 10 -20 mins these take my mind away from everything and make me feel like a person , so thank tou❤

    • @humbleevidenceaccepter7712
      @humbleevidenceaccepter7712 Місяць тому +6

      I hope you find a good match soon. Be well my friend.

    • @ebethlouise2201
      @ebethlouise2201 Місяць тому +6

      I’m sorry

    • @janeskey5042
      @janeskey5042 Місяць тому +6

      Whatever you’re going through- I’m sorry.. you’re really not alone. I hope you know that.

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому +6

      You really arent alone. sometimes I prefer to be alone rather than be around the wrong people. Relax and remember tomorrow is another day.

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Місяць тому +184

    It's insane with the differences in those Easter messages, that Evangelicals support Trump over Biden.

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed Місяць тому

      Patriarchal Death Cultists are full of hate.

    • @darkjester4048
      @darkjester4048 Місяць тому

      The Evangelicals are only showing their true colors as Christian Nationalists

    • @darbecker6358
      @darbecker6358 Місяць тому +14

      It is the one thing that will always puzzle me! Jesus is all about love even going so far to tell us to love and pray for our enemies. All I hear from trump is hate, vengeance, and more hate and still the evangelicals seemingly worship trump!

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 Місяць тому

      I was suspicious of evangelicals for many years.
      Their support for Trump clinched confirmed their deep hypocrisy 🙄

    • @tomcheslock2685
      @tomcheslock2685 Місяць тому +3

      Truly Bible Prophecy is being fulfilled 😮😊❤come quickly Lord Jesus 😊❤love everyone 😊❤

  • @judithvilla1463
    @judithvilla1463 Місяць тому +252

    Back in the late 60s I put a bumper sticker on my mom’s car that read, “Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.!” My dad made me take it off, but it was great for awhile. I put it there because it was during the Vietnam War, a sad time in our history.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Місяць тому +11

      I need one of those about now. We are at a very sad time in our right now time. Just waiting on Jesus cause God has got to be pissed.

    • @Ch-ui6mw
      @Ch-ui6mw Місяць тому +14

      I remember that bumper sticker!!!❤

    • @markrix
      @markrix Місяць тому +19

      It's a good thing we learned our lesson... Wait what's that, oh...
      Jesus is still pissed

    • @rolandreyna215
      @rolandreyna215 Місяць тому +3

      He won't be pissed or angry in eternity. Those days are now and he'll have no tears for many during that time.

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 Місяць тому +4

      😂😂😂

  • @davidedemurodominijanni9889
    @davidedemurodominijanni9889 Місяць тому +4

    I knew he was gonna pull out his souvenir from Air Force One but didn't expect the 3 ties! AHAHAHA... these guys are comedy genius, aren't they?

  • @waynetaylor8082
    @waynetaylor8082 Місяць тому +26

    We should ALL realize by now that nothing creates more feigned outrage, than pointing out the truth to the gullible.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому +1

      "Smart" sentences don't make your lost identity more bearable, sad america (red as well as blue).

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Місяць тому +1577

    Thank you Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this world. The last eight years would’ve been insufferable without you.

  • @oshunbleu6511
    @oshunbleu6511 Місяць тому +89

    ... "and also with you ." 😂😂

  • @pbs7705
    @pbs7705 Місяць тому +4

    Stephen. Please don't ever let us forget this!

  • @fernviking7909
    @fernviking7909 Місяць тому +15

    4-20 is my birthday. It’s been a blast every year!!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Місяць тому +151

    I took a Gender Studies course at Texas Christian University (it's a real course & it's not as useless as people think), & I read in our textbook at 1 point that roughly 1 in 15 Americans (or about 7%) is openly in the LGBT+ Community, but only a fraction of them (about 1 in 200) are openly in the T category. So, for Republican politicians & Conservative media hosts their blatant attacks on the Transgender Community doesn't make sense (on top of being morally wrong), because they're attacking the minority group of a minority group.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 Місяць тому +16

      Teaching the followers that hate is acceptable...

    • @chewiebacka4377
      @chewiebacka4377 Місяць тому +26

      Which makes them really vulnerable to attack.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому

      They use identity politics to distract from the fact that they have no policies. As in, no economic policies to make your rent lower, pay higher, or life better.
      Democrats aren't perfect, but at least they have policy ideas.
      Policy Ideas 2024!

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Місяць тому +1

      ha ha .. more fake facts, eh ???

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Місяць тому +9

      @@chewiebacka4377 ...which makes them ideal scape goats. It's like this guy can't put himself into the mind of a monster. If you can't understand your enemy you cannot predict them.

  • @JillKnapp
    @JillKnapp Місяць тому +287

    I love when Louis' microphone is loud and we can hear him chuckling. His laugh is pure joy.

    • @willeebobb2214
      @willeebobb2214 Місяць тому +1

      I just wish Louis could come up with some more interesting licks to play than his usual limited vocabulary of said musical licks. I always like the band 's songs and those horn players are the best but Louis needs an upgrade in his incidental lead lick playing.

    • @peterfedun-sk3jt
      @peterfedun-sk3jt Місяць тому

      And he always wears amazing clothes. He’s a sharp dresser!

  • @orangefeelrelaxingmusic898
    @orangefeelrelaxingmusic898 Місяць тому +10

    Love how every time you mention Ron Desantis my captions on the tv says Ronda Santis …lol😂😂😂

  • @Feralzen
    @Feralzen Місяць тому +3

    The ties joke tied up that number nicely 😂

  • @Bduh2
    @Bduh2 Місяць тому +159

    Oh, he had me laughing at the: " I stole three things..." and showed the ties.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 Місяць тому +99

    I expected him to say "I didn't steal one thing...except THE SHOW!"

    • @sabrinalastname9719
      @sabrinalastname9719 Місяць тому

      I expected him to roast Biden over war crimes in Gaza, like he roasted Bush

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Місяць тому

      @@sabrinalastname9719 If that's what you expected, you're not very quick, are you? It's okay, I know you were trying to be clever and get in a jab. Somehow, clever doesn't work for folks like you who just have blind hate as a lodestone. I wish you better days.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому

      And Taxpayer Money which he did ! Or while America was Sleeping I gave Iran $billions of Dollars ! Now they Attacked Israel ! Yeah he’s a Riot ???

  • @cherylsibson2529
    @cherylsibson2529 Місяць тому +17

    Sorry to hear about the WFC workers in Gaza, just terrible.

    • @cloud__99
      @cloud__99 Місяць тому +1

      Yes, just as terrible as the tenth of thousands of people murdered before that.

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 Місяць тому +3

    This was the funniest monologue I’ve seen of his in awhile.

  • @dena6254
    @dena6254 Місяць тому +156

    I loved your interview with Joe Biden, Barack Obama & Bill Clinton. I really enjoyed it!! Voting blue in Oregon!
    ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

    • @AngelaHalo1307
      @AngelaHalo1307 Місяць тому +4

      I can’t find the full interview anywhere , is it on UA-cam? 😀

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Місяць тому +1

      Is it available to watch somewhere?
      I'm in the uk.

    • @judykay769
      @judykay769 Місяць тому

      cant wait til the 2000 illegals, that joey ordered for you gt here for you to pay for to go 2ith the 15 million already here that you voted for!!!!

    • @AngelaHalo1307
      @AngelaHalo1307 Місяць тому

      @@Mortthemoose that’s what I was curious about too. I’ve tried to find it everywhere but no luck only short clips. I read that cameras and phones weren’t allowed in. Maybe it was only live? Idk though 🤷🏽‍♀️. If you do find it , please let me know my friend 😀

  • @djcfrompt
    @djcfrompt Місяць тому +69

    Easter was on 4/1 a few years ago and there was a great comic with the disciples weeping outside the tomb saying "I can't believe Jesus is dead" followed by Jesus kicking the stone away from the opening and walking out in sunglasses saying "April Fools!"

    • @user-cc9cr1pe8m
      @user-cc9cr1pe8m Місяць тому +2

      😅😅😅

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому +3

      I hadnt heard that one...PERFECT!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Місяць тому +1

      ​@charlenezevelykirby481 you can read the article from 2016, Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune "Trump offers some Revealingly Bad Answers about the Good book".

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy Місяць тому +1

      @@LindaC616Thanks! Rather entertaining reading.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @robertfergusson5367
    @robertfergusson5367 Місяць тому +3

    President Stephen Colbert? Do Eet! I'd vote for you. The nation needs a champion, a legend. It calls to you Stephen Colbert.

  • @JMcMac4t
    @JMcMac4t Місяць тому +11

    I thank the universe for those who dare speak the truth through humor~ MALA..Make America Laugh Again!

  • @jeremylos6459
    @jeremylos6459 Місяць тому +50

    4/20 Easter is the best 😎

    • @RevLeigh55
      @RevLeigh55 Місяць тому +1

      That’s Hitler’s birthday. Republicans will be fine with that.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 Місяць тому +3

      If we thought that Transgender Day was a problem, April 20 will really shake them up. Glad Stephen pointed that out.

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 Місяць тому

      Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday...

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому

      @@martin2289 yes it does, crazy its the day for hippies as well. kind of Ironic. But seems a lot of people won't be left out of celebrating that day, people will be having options I suppose. So we something or another.

    • @RevLeigh55
      @RevLeigh55 Місяць тому

      @@martin2289 And Republicans will have no problem with that.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Місяць тому +94

    Love You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!

  • @dudleyboycott7331
    @dudleyboycott7331 Місяць тому +3

    Love how the end tied it all up!

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Місяць тому +14

    You were a wonderful host to those men 🥰
    Everyone love Evie 💖

  • @transcendentalidiot3321
    @transcendentalidiot3321 Місяць тому +64

    15 liters of wine now now legal for purchase in Florida? Get ready for some awesome "Florida Man" stories. 😄

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike Місяць тому +1

      I was listening to a Florida prosecutor on Meidas Touch channel and he had a "Florida man" story and he stopped and said "why are they always out fo Florida" or something to that effect. It was like "Why are they all from here and doing these stupid things??" moment.

    • @lisadeak5723
      @lisadeak5723 Місяць тому +3

      Florida: America’s trailer park

    • @charlenezevelykirby481
      @charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому +1

      ok but is there restrictions on how much wine you can buy in Florida? Not in Cali, we have our own vineyards, we won't be running out of wine, even without restrictions.

    • @micmacinact
      @micmacinact Місяць тому +1

      I find it fascinating that some areas (Countys??) are "dry" or very restrictive when it comes to the selling and buying alcohol in the USA.
      Here in my home State in Oz there are very few restrictions. For example, a 'bricks and mortar' retailer is allowed to sell 24 hours a day, every day if they wish to stay open for those times.
      Also, we are not restricted in the amount or type of alcohol that we want to buy in any one purchase. We can easily order on-line, again any time and any amount (and often with free delivery/shipping).
      Cheers all
      And yes, like most people, Aussies can be very obnoxious when drunk!!

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave Місяць тому +2

      Florida man dead from alcohol poisoning. Quoted as saying, “bet y’all I can drink all this.”

  • @cindyneeper
    @cindyneeper Місяць тому +59

    This is my favorite segment followed by meanwhile

  • @mcpappysgolden
    @mcpappysgolden Місяць тому +16

    I live for these monologues. The best of any talk show host in my lifetime!

  • @rutgercolinkips7453
    @rutgercolinkips7453 Місяць тому +1

    Thank you Stephen Colbert, for some good oldfashioned fun.
    👏🤣👏🤣👏

  • @TimLongson
    @TimLongson Місяць тому +277

    Easter is NOT of Christian origin; it is a FAR older pagan festivity that celebrates Eostre the Goddess of spring and fertility, whose symbols are rabbits & eggs as they represent fertility. The Catholic church hijacked this festivity, that started around 640 years BEFORE the birth of Christ, as a way to push Christianity on the "heathens". Have you never wondered where the name came from? Or why its symbols are rabbits and eggs that have nothing to do with crucifixion nor Resurrection, but everything to do with fertility?

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Місяць тому

      umm .. not related .. but the "catholic" cult is responsible for more deaths in the name of their fake religion than both world wars...

    • @carinaraymond2
      @carinaraymond2 Місяць тому +17

      Lol I was wondering about that. Thanks for sharing!

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 Місяць тому

      The history of Christians is anything but Christian.

    • @darnell2000
      @darnell2000 Місяць тому +5

      all of that is a fable

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Місяць тому +29

      ​​​​@@darnell2000So was Christianity. Didn't stop you from believing it though.

  • @donnamlake6303
    @donnamlake6303 Місяць тому +66

    You are a light in the darkness of political disfunction. Thanks for your sharp wit (and clever writers.)

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому

      Thank God for writers Otherwise Stephen can’t Dpeak !

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому

      That’s How Colbert would’ve spelled Speak !

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      What you are mentioning as "clever writing", people outside the sad USA might describe as : silly, predictable, "good-humoured" jokery.

  • @pearlrawson8636
    @pearlrawson8636 Місяць тому +3

    Happy Easter to Stephen Colbert and Louis Cato! Thank you for making us laugh during these troubling times.

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling Місяць тому +9

    I'm so happy that Stephen took my comedy class back in the day. Look at how successful he is!😂😂😂

  • @EveryGameGuru
    @EveryGameGuru Місяць тому +223

    Everyone knows the world's problems would be solved with Jon Stewart as President and Stephen Colbert as VP

    • @elliechristie2498
      @elliechristie2498 Місяць тому +12

      Or versa visa……

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy Місяць тому +18

      And also have Barack Obama as Secretary of State, Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Treasury, Marc Elias as Attorney General, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Secretary of Homeland Security, and Chuck Norris as the Department of Defense.
      No, for that last one, I did not forget to say "Secretary of..."

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Місяць тому +3

      I actually wrote them in one time.

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Місяць тому

      @@MHLegacy No, you meant to say Chuck Norris' BEARD!

    • @susansurles3776
      @susansurles3776 Місяць тому

      I used to think that.

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy Місяць тому +34

    (4:48) Wow, I learned something today.
    "The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the Vernal Equinox."

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Місяць тому +2

      And thank you for using the correct term "vernal" equinox.

    • @MHLegacy
      @MHLegacy Місяць тому +1

      @@jimslancio Yeah, exactly! "Vernal" instead of "Chevy."

  • @gaflor44
    @gaflor44 Місяць тому +9

    They’re gonna be mad when Easter coincides with 4/20 next year 😊🍃

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 Місяць тому +8

    Fox News is news in the same way a urinal cake is cake.

  • @michaelromero1670
    @michaelromero1670 Місяць тому +24

    Stephen, you've been president since the Colbert Report 👌, you're awesome bro 👏

  • @xelamercedes
    @xelamercedes Місяць тому +30

    Clicking "like" for Obama's reply. Solid gold.
    P.S. ...watched to the end. Loved the tie bit. The pacing. I felt that one!
    🧡

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      Please do NOT imagine that your "humour" is more than just a tiny, little bit better than that of Trump-america. Thank god China 'll take over, sometime in this century. Some europeans (not only me) are SO tired of your issues.

  • @ArksCovenant
    @ArksCovenant Місяць тому +3

    President Stephen Colbert. Has a ring to it 👍

  • @gloriamaharaj4789
    @gloriamaharaj4789 Місяць тому +3

    Stephen 🥰 I really love you I wish we had more man like you and the 3 president

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Місяць тому +20

    Very witty... the take the door it's a Boeing...came out of nowhere... Excellent. Thanks

  • @lindaanderson7507
    @lindaanderson7507 Місяць тому +65

    I am so sad that our country is facing these issues. I hope and wait for the day when djt just goes away. We are all exhausted.

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      Other people are exhausted about your sense of "humour". Please don't imagine that it is much better than the "humour" from the Trump-side. Sad americans.

  • @LeCrenn
    @LeCrenn Місяць тому +3

    "Why weren't any of them wearing ties?" Hahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py Місяць тому +1

      Fundraiser casual.

  • @vanessaraices8389
    @vanessaraices8389 Місяць тому +7

    Steven colbert killed it with his jokes,❤😂

  • @dilbertdoe601
    @dilbertdoe601 Місяць тому +80

    Kimmel has "Easter Dummy" in his thumbnail too. Great minds ...

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Місяць тому +8

      I think their writers have a WhatsApp group lol

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy Місяць тому +2

      It always seems like they all have the same writers.

    • @user-un6eu5uc5m
      @user-un6eu5uc5m Місяць тому +1

      @@MisssKayythe big 3 definitely have the same writers

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Місяць тому +1

      Great minds? When it's THAT obvious?!? Just asking...

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Місяць тому +251

    President Colbert.
    Has a nice ring to it, quite frankly.

  • @deborahruble8406
    @deborahruble8406 Місяць тому +1

    I'm so glad you did that fundraiser I love your show thank you

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Місяць тому +1

    4/20 being Easter is a perfect match, smoke then eat all the candy!

  • @joanfregapane8683
    @joanfregapane8683 Місяць тому +85

    Was great seeing Steven Colbert on stage with three great presidents!

    • @rickdalton1862
      @rickdalton1862 Місяць тому

      Three war criminals and one also being a pedophile 😉

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Місяць тому

      I'm in the uk.
      Is it available online please?

    • @rickdalton1862
      @rickdalton1862 Місяць тому

      3 war criminals

  • @vanzc7920
    @vanzc7920 Місяць тому +54

    Congrats, Steven!!!! Fighting the good fight.

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Місяць тому +39

    GREAT JOB STEPHEN! YOU ROCK! You looked so good with our wonderful PRESIDENTS!

  • @barbaramedlock4337
    @barbaramedlock4337 11 днів тому

    During COVID I felt like crying and then something wonderful happened I watched Colbert and my spirits lifted

  • @embreis2257
    @embreis2257 Місяць тому +133

    0:54 'I was. I was wearing a tie. I believe that means I'm president now.' oh, what an uplifting thought! the US would be a much better and brighter place for sure. the audience is not alone in wishing you were actually the president. 😘👏🤟

    • @terraflora7030
      @terraflora7030 Місяць тому

      Grow a brain

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 Місяць тому +4

      I'd be a bit concerned, though. I mean, most presidents only have one monologue a year.

    • @macforme
      @macforme Місяць тому +3

      He'd have the G8 and the State of the Union in stitches.... in fact everyday would be a laugh riot...but dignified.

    • @ShishakliAus
      @ShishakliAus Місяць тому

      Nothing would change under a Colbert presidency. The rich would still get richer, the poor screwed.
      Just another centrist

    • @jacquelinethijsen272
      @jacquelinethijsen272 Місяць тому

      Those three are retired. You don't have to wear a tie after retirement.

  • @joannamariaochoa6830
    @joannamariaochoa6830 Місяць тому +6

    THE TIE THING WAS EXCELLENT

  • @loveangelprinces1
    @loveangelprinces1 Місяць тому +7

    Great show Stephen Colbert. You look cool with the 3 Presidents on stage. 😎😎😎😎

  • @audreywellham2413
    @audreywellham2413 Місяць тому +2

    The tie bit was great! ✨🤭😂

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Місяць тому +77

    In a speech to the Christian students at Liberty University, Trump eroded his scriptural bona fides when he said, "2 Corinthians, 3:17, that's the whole ballgame." "Second Corinthians" is the proper reference, and the error prompted Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, who advised Trump on the speech, to admit, "It shows that he's not familiar with the Bible."

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Місяць тому +14

      that's cuz his favorite "book" is by his uncle Adolf .. *_Mein Kompf_*

    • @barbaramonaco105
      @barbaramonaco105 Місяць тому +6

      Maybe Trump doesn't recall some of the other verses? 2nd Corinthians 2:17 contains a warning for people who peddle the word of god for profit.

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen Місяць тому +4

      Never defended Trump in my life, but in Scotland "two Corinthians" is correct.
      His Scottish mother probably taught him that when he was learning to pretend to be a Christian.

    • @samredbird4225
      @samredbird4225 Місяць тому +2

      Liberty 🤮 the scourge of Lynchburg

    • @WilliesGarden
      @WilliesGarden Місяць тому

      Seen hundreds of your posts here. Smart and beautiful is dangerous. You scare more than he does. ✌️😊

  • @DaellusKnights
    @DaellusKnights Місяць тому +12

    The tie joke was a really long walk... but worth it 😂

  • @nedludd7622
    @nedludd7622 Місяць тому +4

    Doing a fund-raiser for a political campaign shows us who really chooses who rules the country, and it is not the people.

  • @occamselectricrazor
    @occamselectricrazor Місяць тому +2

    great show at radio city music hall in n.y. my favorite part was all the protestors

  • @danielaraya4057
    @danielaraya4057 Місяць тому +22

    OMG the 3 ties 🧬🧬🧬 joke at the End Was Just Perfect. YES! YES! YES!

    • @roelanddirker6489
      @roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому

      What you (and not only you, in america, I'm afraid) call 'perfect' simply bores us almost to death. Just accept China taking over, sad americans (not only the 'red ones'), I might add as an european.

  • @amherst88
    @amherst88 Місяць тому +55

    Have to say it is *so* preferable to hearing Stephen do Trump than having to be subjected to his actual noisemakings.

  • @rjpittman4510
    @rjpittman4510 Місяць тому +2

    "Your wife can" What a legend

  • @jeffheyer7783
    @jeffheyer7783 Місяць тому +2

    Bill to sell a bigger bottle of wine….
    Glad to see our politicians are concerned about the big issues…