New Book Reveals Trump's Praise for Hitler

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  • Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, March 12, then sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects, like beanbag chairs and the Las Vegas Sphere.
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  • @joblotwix6045
    @joblotwix6045 6 місяців тому +337

    I love these extra-long monologues…you never know what second bit you’re gonna get when you click 😂

    • @peerblickdicht8401
      @peerblickdicht8401 6 місяців тому +4

      it takes the pain out of closer-look-less wednesdays

  • @kennyb3325
    @kennyb3325 6 місяців тому +660

    I think the Boeing joke may have gone over our heads. Unlike their planes.

  • @vultan2000
    @vultan2000 6 місяців тому +636

    Seth with a joke that doesn’t land is like a fine wine. A sophisticated taste.

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 6 місяців тому

      He is in the closet and on the Epstein list

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 6 місяців тому +12

      The sound of 1 person clapping.

    • @phanahan
      @phanahan 6 місяців тому +15

      Carson used to dance a little jig when a joke bombed.

    • @GawdTy
      @GawdTy 6 місяців тому +3

      Truely an acquired taste 🍷

    • @MatthewMorse
      @MatthewMorse 6 місяців тому +18

      Only thing worse than that joke at landing is a Boeing aircraft.

  • @Unbreakable1986
    @Unbreakable1986 6 місяців тому +29

    The punchline "Come out with your pants up!" was just sitting there

    • @atiazafr4775
      @atiazafr4775 5 місяців тому

      You are a genius 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂

  • @amiemeacham2974
    @amiemeacham2974 6 місяців тому +198

    First time jackal here 🥳 It’s not called the Heimlich Maneuver any more. The procedure is called “abdominal thrusts”. Since 2006. Heimlich asked that The Red Criss stop calling it that because he didn’t agree with their updated guidelines. And yes, I am proud of myself 😊 Love you, Amber!

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 6 місяців тому +48

      Okay, but now it just sounds kinkier.

    • @andr3wbrowyn
      @andr3wbrowyn 6 місяців тому +40

      Correction to the correction - "anymore" is a compound word and it's the Red "Cross" not Red "Criss".
      Although, when Darren Criss is cross, he becomes the "Red Criss".
      Now, go ahead and Heimlich deeeeez ice cream cones.

    • @KristyEgg
      @KristyEgg 6 місяців тому +5

      Bwa ha ha

    • @ellenfine145
      @ellenfine145 6 місяців тому +20

      BTW, what happened to the Amber Ruffin Show? I used to love to watch that. Lemme guess, we still have a constitutional amendment against having women on Late Night?

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 6 місяців тому +2

      hes been dead for like 50 years

  • @thebillmm
    @thebillmm 6 місяців тому +27

    Correction: when administering CPR or other first aid, you do ask for consent. If verbal consent isn't possible (like if they're choking) the person can nod. If they appear to have lost consciousness you shout, tap their shoulder, and if no response, presume consent.

  • @Becky_Cal
    @Becky_Cal 6 місяців тому +19

    I love how Seth responds when a joke doesn’t land! 😅😅😅 “On your way home…you’re gonna be like, Oh! Okayyyy.” Love that he can laugh at himself. 👏👏

  • @Spandau-Filet
    @Spandau-Filet 6 місяців тому +139

    They’ve done a 12 and under Survivor.
    It’s called Lord of the Flies.

  • @gregarioustumours2397
    @gregarioustumours2397 6 місяців тому +279

    That Romney joke should have been saved for the Surprise Inspection.

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 6 місяців тому +22

      And you know we all want to know who wrote it.

    • @danyg4063
      @danyg4063 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@danbsports6760 I'm getting Scollins vibes from that one for some reason.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@danyg4063not at all.

    • @danyg4063
      @danyg4063 6 місяців тому +5

      @@meganbarber3599 Yea, I don't know. It definitely doesn't sound like a Scollins joke, but for some reason, that's where my brain went.

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 6 місяців тому

      I missed it.

  • @mattr0103
    @mattr0103 6 місяців тому +19

    "There's no need to curse" did not get the laughs it deserved

  • @blue2sco
    @blue2sco 6 місяців тому +38

    That Boeing joke was.....riveting

    • @dkevans
      @dkevans 6 місяців тому +1

      I thought it was nuts.

    • @immoegreen200
      @immoegreen200 5 місяців тому +1

      It was screwed!!!

    • @shawnanderson4283
      @shawnanderson4283 5 місяців тому +2

      The joke didn't really....take off...😮

  • @ronhernandez9517
    @ronhernandez9517 6 місяців тому +78

    I must admit the migrating tree frogs bit gets me every time. 😂

  • @derkeheath5172
    @derkeheath5172 6 місяців тому +22

    As an Arkansan, that child labor law joke was no joke. My teen daughter had to quit numerous jobs because they expected her to do things like work 8 hour shifts until 2am on school nights. The abuse is egregious. A high school teacher I know says his poor students can't stay awake in class anymore because they're so tired from working late shifts on crummy, low pay jobs.

  • @CaseyBlase
    @CaseyBlase 6 місяців тому +150

    This many jokes not landing makes me think Seth hired the crew from Boeing.

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 6 місяців тому +3

      Ouch!

    • @cathyh675
      @cathyh675 6 місяців тому +5

      I'm pretty sure if Seth had hired Boeing the punchlines would have landed in New Jersey.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 6 місяців тому +2

      Even if the plane is totally defective it still lands, one way or another.

    • @noahcarpenter123
      @noahcarpenter123 6 місяців тому +2

      This wasn’t funny either.

    • @billevans7736
      @billevans7736 6 місяців тому

      He and the writers might have screws loose.

  • @johnlienhart2717
    @johnlienhart2717 6 місяців тому +26

    I loved how often you circled back to previous targets in Ya Burnt, building on the jokes. Excellent intro as well.

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 6 місяців тому

      They did manage to build in some synergies between those jokes.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 місяців тому +95

    The man who robbed an adult stone was pointing his weapon at the employee, and he also had a gun! (Channeling my inner Scollins)

  • @monicaharris6398
    @monicaharris6398 6 місяців тому +153

    I luv it when Seth starts talking about tree frogs!!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 місяців тому +11

      I always hope that it will eventually lead to an Animal Flubs segment.

  • @Riitta-od3be5666
    @Riitta-od3be5666 6 місяців тому +125

    Real estate investors losing money is music to my ears. They are a major reason why the real estate market is the way that it is now.

    • @Kaisa-kp3nc677
      @Kaisa-kp3nc677 6 місяців тому

      how do I get in touch with this consultant that assist?

    • @Kaisa-kp3nc677
      @Kaisa-kp3nc677 6 місяців тому

      Thanks for the info . Found her website and it really impressive

  • @michelebrugha1690
    @michelebrugha1690 6 місяців тому +21

    Seth’s delivery is absolutely ON point!!🤌

  • @meganbarber3599
    @meganbarber3599 6 місяців тому +9

    CORRECTION: November 20 and 21 have the same astrological sign. It should have been 21 and 22 for that joke to work.

  • @Distant_View
    @Distant_View 6 місяців тому +12

    Wow, yeah Seth is really the best at this. He's seriously the only late-night guy who's clearly having fun the whole time!

  • @usernamedkjahstill5003
    @usernamedkjahstill5003 6 місяців тому +32

    That "Fudge/Pence" joke was so dang good!!

  • @Johnny-re9kg
    @Johnny-re9kg 6 місяців тому +25

    13 straight minutes of comedic heat! Well done Seth.

  • @jeremyjohnsonMWN
    @jeremyjohnsonMWN 6 місяців тому +52

    I was reminded by this that I worked at a bakery before Dr. Heimlich's death in Cincinnati back in the day. He was a regular, and one day I got the balls to ask him to autograph an instructional poster. He did. Best thing ever. Really nice guy. Liked his tiny sweets... And yes, I always made really bad jokes about his bon bon orders.

    • @antoniaweber8074
      @antoniaweber8074 6 місяців тому +9

      fun fakt heimlich is the german word for secret and homey

    • @2rogues
      @2rogues 6 місяців тому +2

      I’m glad Heimlich was nice to you in these instances, but he was not actually a nice guy. He was probably thrilled to be asked for an autograph, bc he was an egomaniac who tried to slap his name on everything and promoted whatever it was whether it was medically sound or not.
      After popularizing the Maneuver, when the CDC refused to get on board with his other theories, he left the country desperate for more fame, going as far as China and Ethiopia to try to “cure” Cancer and Aids patients by injecting them with Malaria. In fact his own son set out to discredit him because of how unethical he was. They did a Dollop about him (#95) if you want to hear more!

  • @DirtScraps
    @DirtScraps 6 місяців тому +107

    That totally screwed plane joke really got me. 🤣😂🤣

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 6 місяців тому +2

      The second part really got me too....driving in my car part.

    • @eletakelley7188
      @eletakelley7188 6 місяців тому +2

      It's hard to land a plane joke without wheels

    • @vapx0075
      @vapx0075 6 місяців тому +2

      It requires the idea to be forthcoming that planes, indeed are screwed together.
      I researched this once: they have to be taken apart during checks. The bigger the check, the more 'unscrewed' the plane gets and it looks like this one was a big one in which they stopped and went 'F'. Very literally not screwed together.
      Of course, the layman level of the joke is 'what have we been flying in this whole time?!'
      Very clever.

    • @samuela-aegisdottir
      @samuela-aegisdottir 5 місяців тому

      I understood the joke even though English is not my first language. That is so not often with jokes that play with words like that.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 6 місяців тому +65

    Oh my, my favorite 3 words in Late Night: Migrating Tree Frogs !!!😂

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 6 місяців тому +18

    I remember being sat down when I was 13 for the talk about the birds, the bees and the axolotls.
    Super awkward.

    • @DonFahquidmi
      @DonFahquidmi 6 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, I remember that talk. When my dad started in on me I just made like an amoeba and split.

    • @Pibealges
      @Pibealges 6 місяців тому +15

      Did you axolotl questions?

  • @nedisings
    @nedisings 6 місяців тому +11

    I got saved by the Heimlich Maneuver 3 years ago.

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 6 місяців тому +38

    My wife was horrified by a noise in the kitchen but it was just me finally laughing at the Boeing screw joke.

  • @marcy3098
    @marcy3098 6 місяців тому +15

    I'm NEVER going to learn about those tree frogs, am I?

  • @crovax1375
    @crovax1375 6 місяців тому +29

    That treefrog transition was top tier!

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 6 місяців тому +5

    That long scenic walk to the migrating tree frogs intro got me.😂😂😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 місяців тому +163

    I’m surprised the Mitt Romney joke passed a Surprise Inspection.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 місяців тому +14

      Seth should institute "Flash Surprise Inspections," where after a monologue joke bombs, Seth calls the writer live and asks him/her for an apology.

    • @AngryAuditor
      @AngryAuditor 6 місяців тому +14

      There was a bit LONG ago when a broccoli/ floret joke bombed during the monolog and Seth brought the writer onstage immediately to explain the joke.

    • @dbagette
      @dbagette 6 місяців тому +1

      Sponsored by Xbox but can't say the same about Bigfoot Collectors Club, available wherever you listen to Family Trips with the Meyers Bros and The Amber and Lacey, Lacey and Amber Show. And did you know that you can watch Family Trips wherever you find this comment?

    • @BobDorfman
      @BobDorfman 6 місяців тому +3

      Worked for me. Must be a generational thing.

    • @TimmyRiordan
      @TimmyRiordan 6 місяців тому +4

      @@AngryAuditor A Writer Explains a Joke is the next best thing to Suprise Inspection. I miss it.

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 6 місяців тому +9

    This guy invites me for dinner, first date. He calls me before the date to ask for my astrological sign. I canceled the date.

    • @immoegreen200
      @immoegreen200 5 місяців тому +1

      Now he knows your scorpio!!!😂😂😂

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 6 місяців тому +36

    Correction: the Heimlich maneuver and CPR are used for completely different situations, and mouth-to-mouth resuscitation is no longer recommended.

    • @aliceputt3133
      @aliceputt3133 6 місяців тому

      Isn’t that because of COVID and HIV? They stopped doing mouth to around HIV times.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 6 місяців тому +33

    Some people who shop at thrift stores aren't hipsters, they are poor. Seth's writers, ya burnt for being elistists!

    • @Rampala
      @Rampala 6 місяців тому +9

      Right? Who's got $75 to spend on ONE article of clothing?? 😵‍💫

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 6 місяців тому +10

      Not sure if it's true for every Goodwill, but the ones around here have inflated prices. Other thrift stores are probably better for those pinching pennies.

    • @sportbikejesus6297
      @sportbikejesus6297 6 місяців тому +5

      There are soooo many ists btwn being thrift store poor and elite. Let’s call it being middlists

    • @dk9619
      @dk9619 6 місяців тому +3

      I thought he'd get a little backlash on this. Got a little butt hurt for a minute

    • @maddyw2983
      @maddyw2983 6 місяців тому +4

      And some of us really love the treasures found on the racks along with the price tag. ARC is one of my favorites to check out every month or so.

  • @russellkaye9289
    @russellkaye9289 6 місяців тому +6

    I was smoking the ganja during this clip, I'm burnt. 🤓

  • @russward2612
    @russward2612 6 місяців тому +4

    As a Utah resident, I approve the Mitt Romney birthday joke.

    • @tubabelle
      @tubabelle 6 місяців тому

      as a Massachusetts resident, I concur.

  • @kristieamaya3365
    @kristieamaya3365 6 місяців тому +6

    0:48 spot-on Pence impression; Impression Camp was worth every penny

  • @sammymarcy6029
    @sammymarcy6029 6 місяців тому +33

    Back in the 70's bean bag chairs had a zipper on the bottom for hiding weed and hustler magazine in

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 6 місяців тому +4

      oh yeah. I forgot to check it before I gave it to the Thrift Store.

    • @donnyguapo7746
      @donnyguapo7746 6 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, we millennials got em, we just use 'em for vapes and fetty

  • @Paitriot21
    @Paitriot21 6 місяців тому +14

    the "diminishing returns" joke was prety good

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc 6 місяців тому

      Your spelling and grammar aren't.

  • @annestewart5741
    @annestewart5741 6 місяців тому +9

    I'm sorry for doubting you, Seth. Every time I think you & your writers couldn't possibly get any better or do anything better than your last incredible bit/piece, you prove me wrong, thankfully!!! You all are unbelievably amazing! Fantastic job here, thank you! Bravo... 👏👏👏 Impressive. Keep up the great job! Truly... Amazing!

  • @paulpease8254
    @paulpease8254 6 місяців тому +20

    Reply with more annoying office jargon. I’ll go first: stakeholders, will this scale, circle back…

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 6 місяців тому +4

      Don't forget "pivot".

    • @thorn_again
      @thorn_again 6 місяців тому +2

      Leverage our assets.
      Core competencies.
      Synergy.

    • @clareshaughnessy2745
      @clareshaughnessy2745 6 місяців тому +2

      OMG, I’ve never worked in an office and when my sisters get together talking about work I have literally NO idea what they’re saying. It’s like a foreign language- and, yes, next commenter, stakeholder is one of those bloody words- do they just mean users?

    • @LightworkBeacon
      @LightworkBeacon 6 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget to take that 'high level view'.😂

    • @ehall5151
      @ehall5151 6 місяців тому

      I hope another comment might 'escalate' this excellent comment.

  • @KennyBradley
    @KennyBradley 6 місяців тому +85

    Correction it wasn't screws that were the problem, it was the bolts

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 6 місяців тому +8

      Ok jackal... Save it for Monday.

    • @whelanky
      @whelanky 6 місяців тому +13

      Correcting correction, they're fasteners as a general term

    • @crystalshaw8744
      @crystalshaw8744 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ginadelsasso288😂😂😂

    • @LivinMyJeffLife
      @LivinMyJeffLife 6 місяців тому +4

      But they were/weren't "screwed" on🤔

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ginadelsasso288 It's impossible not to read your reply in Seth's voice lol

  • @StarryRockz
    @StarryRockz 6 місяців тому +27

    You guys like ice cream too?

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers 6 місяців тому +2

      Oh yeah, I light right up. 😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 6 місяців тому +2

      What flavor?
      Butter pecan is my fav!

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jcoopes5604
      Me too!😋

  • @AngryAuditor
    @AngryAuditor 6 місяців тому +30

    Why does Seth find migrating tree frogs so ribbitting?

    • @gregvetter5070
      @gregvetter5070 6 місяців тому +3

      See what you did there?
      1k 👍

  • @upland77
    @upland77 6 місяців тому +7

    Thrift stores and buffets are all some people can afford

  • @monicaharris6398
    @monicaharris6398 6 місяців тому +28

    Ahhhhh! Two balls no strikes!

  • @DarthJunkie666
    @DarthJunkie666 6 місяців тому +13

    Ewen McGregor and James A. Caster?!?! Damn what a great show!

    • @fionag5357
      @fionag5357 6 місяців тому

      Acaster***

    • @DarthJunkie666
      @DarthJunkie666 6 місяців тому

      @@fionag5357 Yeah it's one of his jokes....

  • @Pattio47
    @Pattio47 6 місяців тому +8

    Seth’s burn on buffets made me laugh. So true. Last week I was staying at a resort and lined up at the buffet for lunch. As I was picking up a ladle to get some soup, the 6 yr old behind me sneezed directly on it. I decided on salad instead. 😜

    • @dkevans
      @dkevans 6 місяців тому +1

      Ewwww! 🤢

    • @immoegreen200
      @immoegreen200 5 місяців тому +1

      I saw a 6yo pickup a piece of pizza on the buffet with his dirty hands and change his mind and put it back😮😮😮

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 6 місяців тому +7

    It's fine if you've never been to a thrift store, but... screw you, Seth Meyers. Thrift stores are cool and clean. You don't need or love them, but some of us do. And Bigfoot is real.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 місяців тому +193

    I'd lay good money that Donnie refused to read Adolf's book until he was assured that it wasn't about pitching tents, making fires, and singalongs.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 6 місяців тому +6

      🤦‍♂️ that's not how you pronounce kampf

    • @DanielBlaney
      @DanielBlaney 6 місяців тому +41

      ​@@cleverusername9369the joke is that he would look at the word and think it's about camping.

    • @Illjwamh
      @Illjwamh 6 місяців тому +29

      @@cleverusername9369 The irony of the person who doesn't get the joke using the facepalm emoji...

    • @askew9976
      @askew9976 6 місяців тому +20

      Stop it! It was read TO him😂

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 6 місяців тому +14

      I wonder if Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape can even pitch a tent at his age, if you know what I mean, if you catch my drift, wink wink, nudge nudge.

  • @prithamukherji4516
    @prithamukherji4516 6 місяців тому +6

    6:55 Correction - BEAN BAGS ARE THE EPITOME OF RELAXATION!!!
    LEAVE THE BEAN BAGS ALONE!!!!!!!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому

      👴🏻🥃 BEAN BAGS IS FOR MALE HIPSTERS IN WILLIAMSBURG BROOKLYN NY EATIN SEEDED BREAD AND $20 ALMOND COOKIES DAT WATT BEAN BAG IS FOR.

  • @450Chicago
    @450Chicago 6 місяців тому +41

    This was a very funny, tight set. All killer, no filler!

  • @Christine-jz1qj
    @Christine-jz1qj 6 місяців тому +6

    Office jargon brought many memories to this retired grandmother.

  • @kkupsky6321
    @kkupsky6321 6 місяців тому +11

    Drop out a window? Even Wally knows that’s called “defenestration”. Give Wally the show. He’s the star.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 6 місяців тому +9

    Seth, funnier than hell!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great monologue!

  • @modemmama100
    @modemmama100 6 місяців тому +3

    I wanted socks. Best freaking joke in ages! Kudos to the author.

  • @willg3220
    @willg3220 6 місяців тому +15

    Didn't have enough clips for a closer look? Ya burnt 🔥

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 6 місяців тому +3

      Not Closer Look night..😊❤

    • @willg3220
      @willg3220 6 місяців тому +5

      I like a closer look. I don't pay attention, just get disappointed when there isn't one. Including weekends

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 6 місяців тому +3

      @@willg3220 They are indeed some of his best stuff! Stay safe, jackal...

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 місяців тому +1

      There is never A Closer Look on Tuesday.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 6 місяців тому +14

    Hitler’s book would have to be a coloring book with Crayola crayons otherwise Trump would have nothing to do with it.

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 6 місяців тому +4

      It's the 1 book he's actually read through, 'cause someone, his dad, gave it to him. His dad was a hitler lover.

  • @b.d.hampton
    @b.d.hampton 6 місяців тому +14

    Great to see James Acaster blowin up the American scene. I have been watching his hilarious antics on Mock the Week for years. His appearance on Taskmaster certainly was noteworthy, and of course, his infamous Bake Off experience will become telly history.

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle 6 місяців тому

      Isn't this the guy that started spamming the spammers?

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 6 місяців тому +2

      @@rileyfuckingrifleno that’s Joe Lycett

  • @stoppin2look
    @stoppin2look 6 місяців тому +3

    Bean Bag chairs are great for small children to lounge around on and play on -- saves your actual furniture.

  • @dianne8936
    @dianne8936 6 місяців тому +2

    😮...🤣🤣🤣....Cruz DOES look like Grandpa Munster! Too funny.🤣🤣🤣

  • @MuShinGirl
    @MuShinGirl 6 місяців тому +5

    Holy Cats!
    I laughed so hard at the Ludlum comment I had to rewind to hear what I missed.

  • @Zakkrifice
    @Zakkrifice 6 місяців тому +2

    Since "heimlich" means "in secrecy" in german, that Warsaw joke hits home

  • @vebe3358
    @vebe3358 6 місяців тому +26

    Happy Tuesday!!!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому +1

      👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@paulyricca3881what? No one is reporting on anything in Ireland. Everything ok over there?

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому

      @@ginadelsasso288👴🏻🥃 U BEEN IN YOUR BASEMENT TOO LONG WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE THERE WAR IN IRELAND 🇮🇪 UNDERGROUND FOR THE LAST YEARS . READ A NEWS ONCE AND A WHILE.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому

      @@ginadelsasso288👴🏻🥃 YOURE WRONG DERE IS WAR OVER DERE WORST THAN ISRAEL. READ A NEWS PAPER.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому

      @@stephaniebarrett4769👨🏻‍🦰HELP IRELAND 🇮🇪 BANISHED THE CROWN

  • @JohnClark-tt2bl
    @JohnClark-tt2bl 6 місяців тому +2

    Business has a way of taking a simple question or statement and making it sound ridiculous.
    "What are you asking for?" Becomes "what is the ask here?"
    Meanwhile I sit there wondering where i went wrong in life...😑

  • @nuschlerclark895
    @nuschlerclark895 6 місяців тому +20

    You don’t want Trump? Then VOTE BLUE!

  • @trippingoverme420
    @trippingoverme420 6 місяців тому +2

    That adult store was in my hometown, I'm so proud of it🎉

  • @monicaharris6398
    @monicaharris6398 6 місяців тому +12

    OR DON’T!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому +1

      👴🏻🥃ANOTHER BOILER MAKER!

  • @musickid43
    @musickid43 6 місяців тому +2

    The one office manerism i hate is when someone justs says "hi" in the chat client and doesn't elaborate until i respond. Because for some reason i have to be at my computer for them to ask a question in an asynchronous chatting program. And they got offended when i asked them to ask the question up front.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 6 місяців тому +6

    Boeing is what happens when the Accountants are put in charge instead of the Engineers who used to run it.

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 6 місяців тому +2

    This feels like an entire Scollins episode.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 місяців тому +5

    I’ve heard that the Chinese government owns 1% of TikTok’s Parent company, which is a ridiculous reason for banning it.

    • @markrix
      @markrix 6 місяців тому +3

      Thats not the issue, its the law that they must allow unrestricted access to their databases by the CCP.

    • @markrix
      @markrix 6 місяців тому +2

      They must allow unrestricted access of their databases to the CCP, its the law in china.

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese 6 місяців тому +2

    I thumbs up on this - not ONLY because I always love Seth Meyers’ great wit, but there were no commercial interruptions - unlike Jimmy Kimmel, where you can count on two or three commercials at least! I never thumbs up him - and I’ve unsubscribed him as well! Yer blazed, Jimmy Kimmel/UA-cam!!🔥

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 6 місяців тому +1

      UA-cam ads those ads on Jimmy Kimmel because they understand it's popularity. Kimmel isn't to blame for the ads.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 6 місяців тому +4

    that's how you know Seth is a classy guy. he reads banned books.

  • @julesbower762
    @julesbower762 6 місяців тому +2

    I love that everyone still calls it 'Facebook.'

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 місяців тому +3

      And I will NEVER call Twitter anything else. Or use it.

    • @julesbower762
      @julesbower762 6 місяців тому

      @@sherinameless1618 I have never had either, nor MySpace long ago...

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH 6 місяців тому +24

    This is the first week in a long time that I finally know more than 1 guest!

    • @KozacraS
      @KozacraS 6 місяців тому +3

      I also feel like I'm the one left out of an inside joke when it comes to "famous" people. 😔

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 6 місяців тому +2

      too easy...

    • @alphabetsoup488
      @alphabetsoup488 6 місяців тому

      What a joke America has become! Biden criminally stole classified documents, proven fact! But its OK because he cooperated after he got caught, and because his memory is bad, we can't charge him. That's like catching a bank robber with the money, then cooperates with the police, and is a little mentally delinquent, you have to let him go! That's ridiculous!

    • @DNTXPCTMCH
      @DNTXPCTMCH 6 місяців тому

      Parenting can do that to people. I am not embarrassed because being up to date on celebrities is not a priority in my life. I spend more time outside than in front of the TV. I spend time with my kids and I know all of my neighbors names. I maintain ecosystems and can name over 250 flower species. I do shine bright like a diamond 😎🌞

    • @KozacraS
      @KozacraS 6 місяців тому

      @@jrojala I'd be embarrassed to admit that I think that knowing famous people and their private affairs is culture. You shine bright, person whose life has no meaning.

  • @theunwantedcritic
    @theunwantedcritic 6 місяців тому +1

    More jokes! More jokes! and more jokes! Howard Stern mentioned David Packman on his podcast, and David Packman’s listenership increased dramatically. Seth had an ice cream cone with Joe, and I think a lot of people finally realize this guy is comedy, gold!

  • @sebastianalemar6972
    @sebastianalemar6972 6 місяців тому +8

    Nice work, Seth. Always making comical jokes, keep it up! 😂😁

    • @oneupmanship
      @oneupmanship 6 місяців тому

      Comical jokes, are you being redundant?

  • @debraknapton
    @debraknapton 6 місяців тому

    I got the "...totally screwed" joke right away. You're hilarious 😂

  • @carnyzack
    @carnyzack 6 місяців тому +5

    CORRECTIONS: There's no table game called 'Blackshap"

    • @batoutofmel4959
      @batoutofmel4959 6 місяців тому

      He said Black Chap. Because he’s a huge racist!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому

      👨🏻‍🦰 HELP IRELAND BANISHED THE CROWN

  • @hereliesthedwarf
    @hereliesthedwarf 6 місяців тому +2

    "The password is 'fidelio'" got me

  • @carlosspeicywiener7018
    @carlosspeicywiener7018 6 місяців тому +3

    A casual look into trump's family history is all you need. His father was in the waffen ss. Fred trump was freidrich Tottenkopff before he immigrated.

  • @user-kr2dy6oy8i
    @user-kr2dy6oy8i 6 місяців тому +1

    Bean bag chairs are nothing like whoopee cushions. I could see them being described as hacky sacks with grandiosity

  • @nancyscogin7549
    @nancyscogin7549 6 місяців тому +5

    excited to see James Acaster!

  • @vladimiralexanderlagos1477
    @vladimiralexanderlagos1477 6 місяців тому +1

    My single most hated piece of canned office jargon is the prhase "this is a friendly reminder..." since the unavoidable implication is that you are one notification away from a far less friendly reminder. It is so unnecessarily passive-aggressive.

  • @Chef_PC
    @Chef_PC 6 місяців тому +5

    Seth missed a "Ya Burnt" after the Bigfoot one.

    • @NZBigfoot
      @NZBigfoot 6 місяців тому +2

      As someone whos been into cryptozoology and specifically Bigfoot for 40+ years... that jab hurt... but was surprised we avoided a 'ya Burnt', so it doesnt count! Ha suck it Astrology.

    • @agiraffe3673
      @agiraffe3673 6 місяців тому

      @@NZBigfootya, don’t come for my cryptids!

  • @TiffanyRogan0
    @TiffanyRogan0 6 місяців тому +2

    Is that Frisbee working as a drug-sniffing dog?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 місяців тому

      Apparently Andy's comments about Frisbee being useless got to him, and so Frisbee decided to get a job.

  • @daddyilo
    @daddyilo 6 місяців тому +4

    *CORRECTION:*
    That bedbug's bowling shirt was on backwards.

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot 6 місяців тому

      l think it was too big too. *YUGE* like the bedbugs they have at Trump's Bedbugminster Golf Course/Ex-Wife Cemetary.

  • @rubroken
    @rubroken 6 місяців тому +2

    My bad....I always thought it was called the Heineken maneuver

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 6 місяців тому +3

    I think that Boeing joke almost bolted away from you.

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 6 місяців тому +4

    This monologue makes me want to disband the *Scollins Fan Club.*

  • @JiraffeJackalese
    @JiraffeJackalese 6 місяців тому +1

    "You're a Cancer. On society." 🤣
    Couldn't sleep and watched parts of "This is Me Now" and it was hilarious to see Neil DeGrasse Tyson playing "Taurus" at a celestial roundtable! 😂😂😂😂 Colbert's interview with him alerted me to that, was worth it. There were some choice cameos in that recurring scene. And guess who was "Cancer"?!? *Sophia Vergara!* 😄 She's no cancer on society. 🥰😄
    But wondering .... does J-Lo really ...... ya know? 😆 Or was that also movie-making make-believe?

  • @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar
    @dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar 6 місяців тому +4

    In other news the Boebert family is going to work for Boeing.
    Boeing says they are a perfect fit. The Boeberts are nuts and our bolts are missing nuts.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 6 місяців тому +1

    For some strange reason my sister and I have not been able to get channel 2 which would be Seth Meyers. Probably for seven years now. I used to get it, and then it disappeared. I know I can watch it on my tablet now… Thank goodness. Oh, my sister lives about five minutes away from me.

  • @Mr__T__7777
    @Mr__T__7777 6 місяців тому +9

    11 from the UK 1am

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 6 місяців тому

      👴🏻🥃I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT THATS NOT A BAD IDEAL

  • @user-ho1yn6ms7y
    @user-ho1yn6ms7y 6 місяців тому +1

    “You know what? On the way home!” 😂

  • @kennethbyrne3198
    @kennethbyrne3198 6 місяців тому +4

    i've been asking how do u get out of a beanbag chair

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 6 місяців тому +2

      You don't GET out. You FALL out.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 6 місяців тому +1

      Coroner?

  • @tubabelle
    @tubabelle 6 місяців тому

    Romney socks joke was perfect. Also that last Ya Blazed joke 🤣