Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle.
For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories.
It's following me everywhere. What I mean by that is that everytime childe is in a video and says "hey girlie"...Zhongli always says "THIS-" and it always makes me laugh 😂
Childe: Hi girlie Diluc: No. Just, no Diluc: I prefer by crushed by an meteor Zhongli: are you sure? Diluc: yes, WAIT- **Mondstadt explodes and jean blames klee**
special thanks to my wonderful actors for this skit:
Diluc - snowy1810
Kaeya - notpixeldon
The actors sound so much like them!
@@Suiikwan no their playing the characters that’s voice acting
@@evtala oooh
So who's zhongli and Childe?
Omg the “wait” at the end had me rolling 💀
Same pfp 😍
*THIS-*
Rolling like a... Giant meteorite 😏😎
Diluc: WAI…
Zhongli: THIS…
Yea(
As soon as I heard zhongli’s “oh, are you sure?” I almost died
Maybe don't stand too close to Diluc next time
Think before asking a death wish from zhongli
@@gretahhounshell3061 that's a pretty good point. I'll remember it next time🤧🤣
Diluc u idiot why u are asking for death
SAME LMAO
Zhongli: This is order
* *Diluc left the chat* *
THIS-
Discord leaving call sound effect*
I've ruined the 699 likes, thank me later
and with that, diluc and his father are reunited, or in alternate timeline, diluc pulls an uno reverse
* Childe and Kaeya has left the chat *
The “yes. *wait-* ” HAS ME FREAKING DYING THIS IS PERFECT 😭
FRR 😭
I CAN'T🤣😭HELP
The meteor immediately after made it a certified r/perfectlycutboooms moment
I CANT BREATHE-🤣🤣🤣🤣
------------------------------
THIS-
masterpiece indeed
LMAOOOO KEAYA JUST STANDING THERE COMMENTING WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOIMG ON💀💀💀
That's just so me-
keaya💀
911 like EHE
your username ☠️☠️
@_Exelle_ "911 What's your emergency?"
Kaeya is me in this interaction. Not really apart of it, but enjoying the show
the cameraman, basically
Yes agree
Eating some nice popcorn
same
0 Ii
"Hey girlie-"
"No"
based
Thanks for saying it. I didn't know they said that.
@@sauce8148 always here for ya bud 😋
“Just… No.”
;0
Is no one gonna talk about how Zhongil walked into a bar and complained about it smelling like alcohol? 🗿
Wait I just realized he love wine
Not as much as Diluc hating alcohol yet owning a winery
He just hates it because it reminds him of Venti
“This is order!”
“It reeks of wine”
"It reeks of wine..."
"SO????"
💀💀💀💀💀
Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember... but where are those who share the memory?
Every journey has its final day. Don't rush.
Boats are made for transferring commodities back and forth, and those that come across Liyue tend to stay a while, so it is where many things come to settle.
Where do you want to go next? If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references.
For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories.
When Zhongli appeared out of nowhere after hearing meteorite I started rolling 😭😭😭
Same bro
He only react to meteorite and osmanthus wine
Same 😂
🤣
Sayu?
Diluc : Drank the wrong grape juice last night...
*O S M A N T H U S* -
@@frostyvoid827 WINE TASTES
@@sl1nk4y33 THE SAME AS I REMEMBER !
@@user-gc5sq7rb9s BUT WHERE ARE
those who
Diluc: “I’d rather get crushed by a meteorite”
Zhongli: “oh? Your sure?”
Diluc:”yes…. WAIT”
Zhongli:”THIS”
IS AN ORDER!
Pretty sure it was lighter than that, more so a "wait, when did you get back in here?" Than "wait I didn't mean literally"
"THIS IS ORDER "
“Diluc: wait-
Zhongli: *THIS IS ORDER* (or *I WILL HAVE ORDER* )”
LOL
Lmao
LOL
*ORDER GUIDE YOU*
Everyone: talking about zhongli's meteorite and diluc's reaction
Me: How tf did zhongli get in
He was brewing tea ;>
stealth
The back door lol
@FuFu Animations then how he escape?
true lol
I love the fact that zhongli was just standing there waiting for the right moment to say that😂😂😂
Childe called diluc "girlie" 💀
Also *THIS-*
THIS-
THIS-
THIS-
THIS-
*THIS-*
Childe: “hey girly 😏”
Diluc: “no…..just….no”
Childe saying "hey girlie :)" to Diluc and Zhongli coming in with his burst has officially made my day and a half
“Hey girlie”
*”No.”*
HAD ME DYING LAUGHING I LOVE DILUC 😭😭😭💕
Diluc: what is it that you wish for?
Childe: l o v e
Diluc: *HUH?*
Childe just wants Lumine to love him back😔
Zhongli: “Oh? You sure?” 🪨
Diluc: “Yes. Wait!”
Zhongli: “THIS-“ ☄️☄️☄️
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💀💀💀💀💀
🤣😂🤣😂
THIS IS ELON MUSK
@@tangmeng2145 oh heck naw
I saw someone's signature saying "the f in Diluc stands for father".. 😭💀
... I don't know if I should laugh 😂
I have a friend with the signature as “my humor is just like Diluc’s dad”
@@Q1Rong I feel like I’ve seen that before 💀
@@Mjlucky364 PAHAH yeah they’re online almost every day. Also, other people might be using the same signature lol.
I was about to type diluc doesn't have a f in it, after a second I understood the joke lol
When zhongli said “oh?”😂
I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
“It reeks of wine”
Its the same as “this food court reeks of food”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
His voice sounds like hisoka from hxh
Pretty surprised he forgot about osmanthus wine
@@DavidOrtiz-wv5pe That's because Zhongli and Hisoka have the same voice actor
"Oh? You sure"
"Yes"
"..."
"Wait-"
" *THIS-* "
best part
THIS IS ORDER
yup. still the best part
@@Enockhhk75 hahahah diluc prefers to be crushed by zhongli then eat a Cryo slime or join fatui
zhongli:*I WILL HAVE ORDER*
The legend has said: "Hey girlie" to a grumpy tall man
"Oh? You sure?"
"Yes- wai-"
"THIS"
I'M CFYING
This is (my kind of) order
269 likes..
Diluc realising he doesn't hate his brother as much, when Childe walks in.
“What us it you wish for?”
“Love, and you”
That’s what I thought Childe was trying to say
“ I would rather be crushed by a meteorite “
Zhongli: *crushes diluc*
EDIT: OMG I HAVE 1K LIKES TYSM ILY GUYS
damn, guess he took that one seriously
LMFAO
Grandpa not understand the joke and take it as literal wish lol.
@@alfi5236 IKR
no one noticed that Zhongli literally left and then he magically went inside
Kaeya really said 'I just sit back and observe'
Childe (to diluc): heyyyy girlie
Venti: *relatable, I can feel your pain Diluc*
She suffers(:3)
@@AceAndSomeHoes damn, you too? 💀
Hah funny cus i showed my father Diluc and he thought that Diluc was a gurl
@@AceAndSomeHoes Bad news for you Venti is a boy
Diluc: “I’d prefer to be crushed to death.. by a meteorite.”
Zhongli: And I took that personally.
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I love how Childe is just bugging every character in these 😂
Diluc: I’d rather be crushed. By a meteorite.
Zhongling: *Well hello there*
zhongli be like did someone say they wanted to get crushed by a meteorite
diluc: I prefer to be crush to death......by a meteorite
zhongli:oh you sure🧐
"I'd prefer to be crushed to death. . By a meteorite"
Zhongli: THIS IS ORDER
Edit: Zhongli actually posed at the right moment
facts
Could have seen a quick cut to McDonalds employee Qiqi.
“Orders given. Orders received.”
More like: Here's your order
childe saying “hey girlie~” gets me every time. man just wants love
Well, he did already technically hook up with Kujou Sara in a previous skit
@@frostyvoid827 thought ito ruined that
@@megamanzx21 in my personal head canon, Sara just killed Itto and they continued with the thing
Lmao
oh shit
"Hey girlie 😍-"
"No❤"
*Completely snaps spine*
...
*THIS* -
Diluc: What do you wish for?
Childe: Love... And *YOU* 🥰
Amazing!!! Can't wait to see what you create next. These are so great
The way diluc said no after Childe came in and said hey girlie had me laughing for a while 😂
“You sure?”
“Yes..”
“Wai-“
“THIS”
lmao
"IS ORDERED!"
“Oh? You sure?”
*Yes.*
“……..”
*Wai-*
“THIS-“
- is order
Childe :“Hey girli- 😘“
Diluc: “no.😨”
“Wait-“
“THIS!”
IS ELON MUSK
@@Moi-PCLMAOOO 😭😭
Is Sparta!
This tbh
“It reeks of wine”
“… sir this is a tavern. What’d you expect it to smile like, roses?”
The transition from Zhongli's thoughtful pose to his tiny meteor idle is far too underrated
True
her: he’s probably out cheating
me and the boys:
"oh you sure?"
"THIS"
*crushes diluc to death*
This is literally the best thing ever. 20/10
“HEY GIRLIE” KILLED ME MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS SO EASY 💀😭
THE ENDING AND THE “Hey girlie;)” HAS ME DYING I CANT 💀
Fucking hilarious. Need more of these
"*THIS*-" that was just too funny
diluc has left the chat
i love how you can put the voice lines together to make such a masterpiece
“I totally didn’t witness any of this and im gonna simply walk away..”
Why is this so perfect? 💀
Diluc: “I would prefer to be crushed by a meteorite”
Zhongli: “Oh, you sure?”
Diluc: “Yes…Wait.”
Zhongli:”THIS-“
OMG THE END GOT ME😂
Zhongli: "It reeks of wine."
Diluc: 😑
THIS WAS THE BEST GENSHIN SHORT I HAVE EVER WATCHED LMAO
the moment diluc starting saying "if i were to choose-" i knew that would happen
the joke between diluc and zhongli never gets old lol
"oh, you sure?"
"yes"
...
"wait-"
"THIS IS ORDER!!!"
XD
Everyone talking about Diluc and Zhongly, while there's me, still thinking if the "love and you" from Childe...LIKE I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
"Only got two more sauce, u want mayo or ranch?"
"Ketchup"
"Yes"
“wai-“
the fact that Diluc's reaction on the meteorite thing is canon is hilarious
Zhongli: *THIS IS YOUR ORDER*
Hi, do you mind if I use this audio for an animation ? (with credit oc)
don't mind it, go ahead :)
@@RiceCookieCorner thank you !
Can't wait to see it
“i’d prefer to be crushed by a meteorite.”
*_Zhongli has joined the chat._*
"I Will Have Order"
KAEYA’S ALWAYS AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME GIVING SILLY COMMENTS LMFAOO
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, WAIT"
"I WILL HAVE ORD-"
Nobody’s talking about zhongli getting behind the counter somehow after he left
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. Wait hold it-“
"Oh. You sure?"
"Yes. WAIT!"
"This-"
"What is it that you wish for?"
"Love... And you"
What
He was asking Diluc the question too
Zhongli really did go all the way to Mondstaht just to spite Venti, by ordering tea at a bar.
Zhongli : "Oh, well. prepare."
Also Diluc : "wai-"
"Are you sure"
"yes, wait"
Made me laugh to my death lol
🔥いらっしゃいませ
🔥ご注文は何にいたしますか？
🔶うぅ...酒の匂い
🔥はい？
🔶いや.....茶を淹れてこよう。
❄おいおい、今のはなんだったんだ？
🔥なんでもないさ。
💧やぁ、かわいこちゃん
🔥頼むから、やめてくれ。
❄話くらいは聞いてやれよ、旦那様。
🔥はぁ.....何を飲むんだ？
💧ふふん♪
🔥それで、いったい何の用だ。
💧包み隠さず言うと.....「愛」かな
🔥はぁ？
💧それと、「君」だ♪
💧ファデュイに入る気はないかい？
🔥嫌だ。
❄ほお。それは実に面白い。こんなチャンス滅多にないぜ？
🔥仮に「氷スライムを丸呑みする」か「ファデュイに入る」か、どちらか一つを選ばないといけないなら… 空から降ってきた隕石が大地を割り、その隙間に挟まって死ぬ方がマシだ。
🔶ほう。本当か？
🔥ああ。
🔥待て🔶天道
It's following me everywhere. What I mean by that is that everytime childe is in a video and says "hey girlie"...Zhongli always says "THIS-" and it always makes me laugh 😂
Diluc: thank god. Please end my suffering from these two
Zhongli: “I WANT MY ORDER”
"yes... wai-"
"THIS IS ORDER"
I CANT THE “yes. WAIT- THIS-“ AND THE “hey girlie ;)” BHAHAHAHAH I CANT
Childe: Hi girlie
Diluc: No. Just, no
Diluc: I prefer by crushed by an meteor
Zhongli: are you sure?
Diluc: yes, WAIT-
**Mondstadt explodes and jean blames klee**
“Come now diluc”
😀👀
that’s what i was thinking 💀
Zhongli entering a tavern: “iT rEeKs oF wIne”
Anytime I see the tavern all I can think of is
"PAIMON WANTS APPLE JUICE!!"
"you sure?"
"Yes"
As you wish then ☺️
Diluc: I rather be crushed by a meteorite
Zhongli: that can be arranged
Zhongling: Oh you sure?
Diluc: Yes WAI-
Zhongling: I WILL HAVE ORDE-
I can't describe how perfect this is
"THIS IS THE ORDER"
I AM FRIGGING DEAD 💀
Diluc” I would rather be crushed by a meteorite”
Zhongli *i will have ordered*
diluc: " yes- *WAI-* "
zhongli: *“ THIS-"*