The CP Podcast: Sriracha, UFO Sightings & The Life Cycle
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- What up! This week, we discuss the Thanksgiving cooking, CP talks about possibly seeing a UFO. We also discuss the world's heaviest person and breaking the life cycle.
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🎵🎵He's a maniac, maniac on the floooor!!🎵🎵 Happy early Thanksgiving to all you guys!!❤❤
For some reason I was thinking it was a beautiful morning😂💜
Lmao! I love when he sings that😂😂😂
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I saw CP this weekend in Sacramento at Laughs Unlimited he wasn't performing but he came out to support Tahir after his show!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👀
Doope!
Turning a hamster into an MJ lyrics w/ some fireworks is......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised they didn't call the people on me because I HOLLERED! 😂😂😂
One of the few shows I can hit the like button before I watch it because the show is always good 💯
Word.
Sriracha on the Yams is a felony offense for thanksgiving 😂
I mean…I’m glad I’m not the only one. I cannot conceptualize that. I low key want to make it to satisfy my curiosity.
It’s fire. Sweet heat
THANK YOU
@@justusortiz8746sweet heat is for chicken wings, not candied yams
@@justusortiz8746 It sounds like the move....I'm heading to Grocery Outlet tomorrow to see what it's fuh 😅🍬🔥
In the All Def multiverse CP is the only cat that I don't eventually bail on when he's solo.
Facts i rocks with kev kraig Patrick cloud too
I Guiltily felt away about this recently... cuz I got 2 CP 4rm Tahir & Pat... but let's be honest "imma pound"
CP & Kraig really carrying the torch
Kraig is funny af
@@ChuckaVsTheWorldI used to watch damn internet you scary all the time but for some reason it couldn’t keep my attention anymore I feel like the topics aren’t gravitating. They used to have conspiracy corner but stopped. I think that’s why I prefer CP now he talk about the shit others don’t so try the conspiracies
This really became my favorite pod! Seen this and clicked immediately
"You Lucky I Don't Put Some Peanut Butter On A Firecracker."🤣🤣🤣
When CP sung tht lion king I died frfr😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
shes crazy with that sriracha and candied yams...disgusting
“…a Michael Jackson lyric” -CP
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💣😂😂😂"anybody who ever killed somebody let me know in the comments"
WE IN HERE!!! 🛸👽🛸
I just spoke the show up 💯🤣 u right on time I was waiting wit my blunt
“U better be THE FUCK OFF these peoples pumps” will never not be funny 💀💀
Aye Cp, I am from South Carolina, It was about 6 years ago that I me and one of my dogs were standing outside burning one and we seen a UFO that was very similar to what you seen. The one that we saw was about 80- 100 yards long, lights that formed a shape reminiscent of a dragon fly. It made the noise of 20 helicopters. But when when each asked our peoples if they heard all of the noise they all said that they heard nothing. It was like they had some sort of noise cancelling technology.. It was a wild day. If I didn't have a witness with me I would've thought I was trippin. And we are not very far from Shaw Airforce Base, so it could've been the military testing some shit that they just built... Who knows??
"If y'all murdered someone, let us know in the comments below..."
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I definitely wondered about statutes of limitations when he said it! 🤣🤣🤣
#OneTwoThreeFoFIF 👩🏾⚖️
@@MsMakeba FiiiiiiiiiiiiF!!!! PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
He ate the cheese balls out of existence 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit
I just messaged Cp about True Detective lol
Wtf
Talking about the 1400 lb man.
Maya: wow
CP: his knees gone!
Amir: this 🥷🏽 got a elephant leg
CP: this 🥷🏽...pause, this 🥷🏽 walking around on two hot water tanks
Hahahahaha what was that exchange? I'm weak 🤣🤣🤣
I hope heaven got a GameStop 😂
You saw starlink Elon Musk company lol
Elon fcking the ufo community up with those satellites 😂
What CP saw was most likely the starlink satellites
“His taxi use to stank, but he was cool asl” 😭😭😭😭
“Every thanksgiving I like to play Red Dead Redemption” 😭🤣😂🤣😭🤣🤣😭😭😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭🤣😂
Don’t nobody want no damn sriracha yams w/ caramel what is that
But why would you go to hell if you didn't like your life, you should go to heaven to show you a better time. I don't know just thinking 🤔
The Umbrella Academy is good! Especially the first season.
Sending that hometown love ❤from the 313, DETROIT UP IN HERE!! CP, WHAT UP, DOE??!!
That's aa dump cake playa.. Cobbler has a crust..
On a side note: I’m ordering one of them Greenberg’s for Christmas 👽
That vulture article spoke about how he kicked her in her face and that incident along with other resulted in memory loss. That man is a wicked wicked man to many people and God is going to make sure he get all that he is due.
In Jerusalem, when they graduate high school, male and female must go into the military, we saw young people in full military uniform carrying large high power guns.
‘We need to treat turkey like crab’ put it on my tombstone
I did turkey wings this yr lol
If you're looking for a pretty decent alien movie, "No One Will Save You".
My Family And I Watched That A Couple Of Days Ago. I Agree, It's A Good Suggestion.
A turkey hitting like biscuits is wild lmao
Aye mane they ass was supposed to be dying off the Goku punch! Lol! #cpeep
Nah this one funny af lol😂
CP and Danny Brown both got fire ass opening theme songs and they both from Detroit and are pisces! I love it
Best intro song! Do your thing black man
Man this notification came at the perfect time
That Sriracha Yams convo had me bout pissed Maya
crushcrushcrush 😂😂😂
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Peach cobbler should be from scratch 😂 🤷🏾♂️
Been working like damn I need some to listen to today, here you go 💪🏽
Omg I love siracha... The authentic ish hit different
CP wyt ppl voices is hilarious
Hit, Hit, Cruuushhh!
America programs us wit tv too so what
1:06 time is an illusion guys!
At 11:24 when Amir says “those. Wings on the left…. I’m into that”. I instantly thought that he been kickin it with Tony Baker. Lol
He does produce all of Tony's content so that'd make sense😂😂😂
Siracha & yams is WILD
Maye so pretty!
Y'all putting STRAIGHT CARAMEL on yams?
That’s what I said ☠️
Jamaican jerk turkey wings are fire. 🔥 😅
Cp comin through💪🏾 on this slow ahh work day 🙄
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me n my rolling tray is first 💙
Right here with u
Movie Concept! : what if there’s a world where if you kill someone, and when you die, you wake back up in there life 🤔so maybe you’re a hit man or agent and your killed and you’re back as this person and you still gotta fulfill that mission 🤔
Siracha on yams sounds wiiiild
A pepsi slushieee!!
Man, those dump cakes be easy to make and 🔥
The One life to live part. There is an episode of X- Files, where there are three people that are born in the same day, and I think one is a murderer and kills the other one and themselves. And it keeps repeating in different times. But then the last person is always liiiiike the detective that's always too late. And the murderer always tells the detective they're ALWAYS TOO LATE. I only caught the middle to the end of that episode. But it always intrigued me.
😳 did u just make me wanna time travel & watch X files lbs 😅
Came for the flapjacks cp
2:28 that's exactly how you do it 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥰she knows what she was doing for sure because a couple years ago my mom had to be honest and say this is the best turkey she ever had and it's hard for my mom to say that I did anything that has to do with cooking better than her... so now I make the turkey every year
That’s called Mother manipulation!😂😂😂😂 “Wow! You’re so good at this. You should make this from now on!” I’m just kidding!👀👀👀
@@ShiningLight411 not my mom if she can outdo somebody then she'll out do them anytime she's never honest and says something is better than hers🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰
Being from Seattle I had never even heard of this dude or seen him and his superhero crew, but there was an ex MMA fighter here that went by the name of Phoenix Jones that fought crime up here. AKA picked fights with drunk people outside of bars
Lmaooo Maye cold she really did fuck his day up with that commercial
All the smack talk about ain’t. Nobody have no phone with a camera ain’t nobody had a good picture quality can nobody record a good fight in high school on a razor cell phone.now you are the guy that suck at photos of big foot and I fill the frustration in your spirit 19:41
Right on time!!
Aaww my niqqa came to Sac while I was outta country 😮fuuuuuuh. Hit the 916 again bruh, we need laughs
Love to see Maye laugh 🥰
What up doe!!
I only killed one person in self defense. It was my brother in law and no he doesn't follow me no where. I've only had 1 dream with him in it and it was like old times...
I be watching the fuck out of these at work.
I love that Reggie Bo callback 😂😂 brrrat tack tack tacky tack
Umbrella Academy….. Garbola Juice 🚮
Don't see how you can't see going back in time so how can believe go in future
CP i think you saw elon musk's satellite, i forget what it's called but it looks like a huge ass long string of lights, i seen it liiiike maybe 2 months ago, literally pulled over to try and take a pic but it was gone, circled the block and everything lol. i went home n told my bf abt it, we googled it and yeah. it was def that stupid satellite. looked wild tho
thank yu CP don't let them make us choose sides on issues we don't kno shit about
I think CP saw the Starlink satellites, it’s a lot of videos similar to what you saw of star link
Cp brah them lights you seen might be starlink. We be seeing them all the time out here in the Bay.
CRUSH😂🫵🏾🦿
Bro shows really be authentic af
...the mighty fryer😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best pod in the world
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kruuushhhh!
Maye got a twin sister i need to meet her
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What up doe weoples.
Funniest Seal reference I've heard in a minute
What is the difference between the child soldiers and ROTC
Red Dead Redemption 2 Good Game, But! there was something about those NPCs in that game that didn't feel right, I played a few games too, the one's in GTA wasn't like the ones in RR2 maybe it's just me😏
All this talk about super heroes, but lets not forget Phoenix Jones. Dude was out there fighting crime and then ...
1:01 No think about as each persons time line is their own time line. If you get killed by someone who dies after you, it does not matter when they pass. You live your time line. They are not shared time lines, if im understanding correctly
I was lucky enough to pick up Sriracha. I'm just mad I only picked up one.
The ufo sighting Sounds like the starlink satellite, was lucky enough to see it couple of times, working in the Gulf of Mexico .
OGs
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