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  • @RKfMaster
    @RKfMaster 3 місяці тому +47

    "You wanna go where what's special about you can be celebrated" Now THAT is a fucking bar!

    • @whzthmstr
      @whzthmstr 3 місяці тому +1

      Man, tsk . . . That's the concept of the show "Cheers" 😂 "♪Sometimes you want to go--Where everybody knows your name♪" 🤨 "♪And they're always glad you came♪" 🙄 Be like, bruh . . . Can I just get my Crown Royal & Coke please! 😐

    • @jdubgeda
      @jdubgeda 3 місяці тому

      Facts

  • @SkoolboyKen
    @SkoolboyKen 3 місяці тому +35

    CP was in his bag talking about “get in your bag because it’s always someone in your bag” 🔥

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 3 місяці тому +40

    Im still waiting on that (The Why Files) collaboration .. Cp an heckle fish roasting 1 another would be very entertaining 😂😂

    • @billiondollagoalz5098
      @billiondollagoalz5098 3 місяці тому +3

      👀🗣️🔥 definitely would watch

    • @swuareymayo
      @swuareymayo 3 місяці тому +2

      Never knew I needed that collab til now. Thanks 👍🏿

    • @chriscovilcc
      @chriscovilcc 3 місяці тому +3

      Mannnnn I feel like CP and Heckle fix would have a roast session the why file host lol

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 3 місяці тому

      @@chriscovilcc 🤣🤣 I can see it

    • @anthonycoore6562
      @anthonycoore6562 3 місяці тому +1

      That would be fire 😂🔥

  • @DOOHEKI
    @DOOHEKI 3 місяці тому +16

    CP is a great illustrative comedian 😂

  • @coreymatthews5455
    @coreymatthews5455 3 місяці тому +5

    CP’s stand up on KevOnStage & Friends Comedy Show was Hilarious 😂 🤣😭💀. Can’t wait to see him in person.

  • @SNAB1987
    @SNAB1987 3 місяці тому +6

    35:17 the poison and voice got my crying 😂😂😂

  • @cterry511
    @cterry511 3 місяці тому +10

    SOUTH PARK ASIAN... 😂😂 I spit my drink out...

    • @mh1970
      @mh1970 3 місяці тому +2

      He was talking about the city wok guy 😂

    • @cterry511
      @cterry511 3 місяці тому

      Bro really look like a character...

  • @NannaP27
    @NannaP27 3 місяці тому +15

    CP, you did AMAZING on Kev's show, this podcast and your stand up are really your zone of genius- keep up the great work! 🎵He's a maaaaniac!!🎵

    • @MsMakeba
      @MsMakeba 3 місяці тому +1

      That montage was so vivid I watched @ComedianCP set 3 times! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
      It's about time for me to make the trip to LA to see CP live again. 🤔👽🤔

    • @MarioGriffin-di4xq
      @MarioGriffin-di4xq 2 місяці тому

      The ball is tippedddd

  • @goudanomics
    @goudanomics 3 місяці тому +9

    I think the college thing is geographical. I got a job on the Vegas strip after high school & gained massive social skills. But if someone is in the middle of North Dakota… yeaaaa go to school 😂

  • @Hinokami777
    @Hinokami777 3 місяці тому +8

    CP do you think we can get a Detroit guest episode with maybe Ron Taylor and Keyshia E and others or maybe a Roast This Reunion episode with B LOU , Kraig Smith , Khadeem Thomas, Billy Sorrels with Zoom

  • @almightydollar7440
    @almightydollar7440 3 місяці тому +6

    Great waking up to a CP drop!!

  • @autumnantonette6896
    @autumnantonette6896 3 місяці тому +3

    THE BALL IS TIPPED ❤🏀

  • @GiftedJon
    @GiftedJon 3 місяці тому +3

    CP is the ultimate “try not to laugh” test. And hell yeah I think about that bag point all the time. Got 1 more year to the dirty thirty 😬

  • @tunit33k
    @tunit33k 3 місяці тому +4

    WE IN HERE!!! 🛸👽🛸

  • @stantheroyman
    @stantheroyman 3 місяці тому +2

    "Get up, get out, and get SOMETHING"

  • @I_Dont_Recall_My_Name
    @I_Dont_Recall_My_Name 3 місяці тому +2

    I think it's because when we were kids, we didn't have much access to do stuff. So you couldn't wait to drive and get around. Kids now have access to everything, so there's no motivation to go out and explore their world.

  • @seannellc6247
    @seannellc6247 2 місяці тому

    Hurry up and come to DFW!! LITERALLY the ONLY comedian I want to watch in real time. Never been to a comedy show, and I'm waiting on you. :)

  • @velimakesmusic
    @velimakesmusic 3 місяці тому +2

    BAM! Sparked up on wednesday morning lets go!

  • @honey_rae_amour
    @honey_rae_amour 3 місяці тому +10

    I literally didnt go to college out of high school in 2003 because I was scared of student loans. Now I know several people who have loans they STILL need to payback and are stressed out about it, but we make the same amount of money on our jobs. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I do wish I could have had the college experience though

    • @ShiningLight411
      @ShiningLight411 Місяць тому +1

      It’s not too late friend!😊

    • @honey_rae_amour
      @honey_rae_amour Місяць тому +1

      @@ShiningLight411 You are right friend! My grandmother went to college in her 60s. She sat in class with the young students and walked to get her diploma and everything. Got her bachelor's. So no, it's never too late 😊

  • @TheKuroKing
    @TheKuroKing 3 місяці тому +2

    Never stop beatboxing 😂

  • @mikef2609
    @mikef2609 3 місяці тому +2

    i be confused when people say they Graduated and immediately had to pay back Loans.. cuz i been Cooling for YEEARS

  • @phillbuck3530
    @phillbuck3530 3 місяці тому +2

    Graduating from MSU this spring otw to VET Med lonely asl✊🏾

  • @jessicapatrickjessicataylo5285
    @jessicapatrickjessicataylo5285 3 місяці тому +1

    Ok, of all the pod episodes, and all the life advice CP has given i need to say that his views on college and draya are spot on!!! Find somebody in YOIR BAG, AFTER YOU GET IN YOUR BAG!!!!

  • @wooback8372
    @wooback8372 3 місяці тому +2

    That intro song suspiciously hypnotic especially with the glowing green background, or maybe I’m high asf🤣 any way good episode ASE

  • @MsMatt1720
    @MsMatt1720 3 місяці тому +1

    Yoooooooo CP ctfu on KevonStage and Friends. I cried and almost threw up laughing! I wish I was there!🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @keaubreysumpter2731
    @keaubreysumpter2731 3 місяці тому +2

    I remembered people in my family would say go to college but they never went to know that there will be student loan debt afterwards. I started to go to the military but i ended up going to college after i graduated and i should've went to the military i would've been almost retired. But we live and we learn.

  • @hckillacam
    @hckillacam 3 місяці тому +3

    Thos clothes in the unboxing was 🔥

  • @chathaphugub1644
    @chathaphugub1644 3 місяці тому +1

    Bruh, "Can I ask you a question...Can I ask you a question?"😖🤣🤣🤣

  • @corinthianshivers767
    @corinthianshivers767 2 місяці тому

    “Going to the administrative office is like going to the DMV” 😂😂😂 he ain’t lie you better bring all forms of ID and a snack

  • @Thasilvrsurfr
    @Thasilvrsurfr 3 місяці тому +1

    He said a Chinese South Park character I'm LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheFeralAero
    @TheFeralAero 3 місяці тому +1

    One thing I find fascinating about the solar eclipse is, something as big as the moon could be in front of the or right next to the sun and we wouldn't be able to see it without special glasses.

  • @thevibes88
    @thevibes88 3 місяці тому +2

    Is that a worldstar pendant that bih pressure 🔥

  • @Ruffdogg21
    @Ruffdogg21 3 місяці тому

    Cool episode. CP should drop some more music too. Also, it’s dope CP ships bucket fulls of his tears to combat the water shortage in Detroit.

  • @dmacks15
    @dmacks15 2 місяці тому

    Once again, CP is red pilled. 💪🏿

  • @a.b.theman
    @a.b.theman 3 місяці тому +1

    Man I love this podcast man 😅

  • @randomaxe7746
    @randomaxe7746 3 місяці тому +1

    The 4 Titty Royal Rumble is funny as shit my G!

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 3 місяці тому

    That Intro get me every time👀😎

  • @GoldenRadioHour
    @GoldenRadioHour 3 місяці тому +1

    I thought that Beetlejuice shirt was CP at first 😂😂

  • @3rd3y3zay7
    @3rd3y3zay7 3 місяці тому

    I swear the intro music be so fire 🔥 😂

  • @jordanbrown8278
    @jordanbrown8278 3 місяці тому

    Love this freaking podcast

  • @perfect2the2ndpower
    @perfect2the2ndpower 3 місяці тому

    This episode HITS 😂

  • @1deep4life
    @1deep4life 3 місяці тому

    The hat is from Goorin bros. The farm collection

  • @ReadyRoc7
    @ReadyRoc7 3 місяці тому

    Cp Great set on Kev and Friends, man legendary

  • @beenfrank
    @beenfrank 3 місяці тому +1

    Whaddup doe Fam
    Peace and blessings

  • @dago1234
    @dago1234 3 місяці тому

    You said that like they the coolest thing to be around lol 53:57

  • @JerzyBoiFudge
    @JerzyBoiFudge 3 місяці тому

    "RUN our race 🏁" cmon Cp talk to em 💯💯😬

  • @manifestyalife
    @manifestyalife 3 місяці тому

    Great episode as always. One question, can you include the info of the unboxing in the description section?

    • @Know1ed9e.416
      @Know1ed9e.416 3 місяці тому

      You do know it is in the episode, right?

    • @manifestyalife
      @manifestyalife 3 місяці тому

      @@Know1ed9e.416 I know that it was in the episode. My thoughts are for the people listening while driving, working, working out, or even waiting until payday to purchase, etc. They would need to search through the episode to find the information to purchase.

  • @jcold9176
    @jcold9176 3 місяці тому

    Cant wait for CP to finish 3 body so he can talk about it especially after talking about the cicadas!!!!!! Bro, the show is kinda wild!

  • @melissa8580
    @melissa8580 2 місяці тому

    1:16:47 I hope CP knows how fast Cicadas fly and how bad their stingers hurt. Maybe don’t fuck with them CP!!

  • @ameerahcrayton4055
    @ameerahcrayton4055 3 місяці тому

    Something is wrong with this man!!😂 I love it!!!❤😂

  • @maiyapaiya
    @maiyapaiya 2 місяці тому

    47:48 😭gotta get high is crazy but true

  • @cambridge5758
    @cambridge5758 2 місяці тому

    I lost my cool at work ✅
    After 6 months suspension feeling like being pushed into quitting 😅😅

  • @TheFeralAero
    @TheFeralAero 3 місяці тому

    YOOOOOOOO checking in, just pressed play. What y'all got goin on? 😁

  • @Cornerstoner
    @Cornerstoner 3 місяці тому +1

    Ameen CP! You don't like YOUR bagg bc you don't like YOURSELF! 👏🏿👏🏿💯

  • @osirisamun2133
    @osirisamun2133 3 місяці тому +1

    When a woman loses her shit wars get started and she gets to watch it all from the safety of " no women no children" doesn't even need to go to combat.
    Men get tge cops called on them then profiled after they've been locked up or smoked. All cause she couldn't have her way

  • @anthonystephen2671
    @anthonystephen2671 3 місяці тому

    We need you back on the cast

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437 3 місяці тому

    this is a good fucking time yo, love this pod

  • @walterburnette3709
    @walterburnette3709 3 місяці тому

    Cp!!! I like that shirt. Where did you get it!!!! Let me know.

  • @nobodyexceptme7794
    @nobodyexceptme7794 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 SARDINE MAMA!!! This guy a fool

  • @RonDonProductions
    @RonDonProductions 3 місяці тому

    54:20 mic drop 😂😂😂

  • @t-mac11
    @t-mac11 3 місяці тому

    Let me get on the pod CP I’m in the Army here in LA

  • @RayDickulousness
    @RayDickulousness 3 місяці тому

    The cicadas was in Ohio like 18 years ago like a craaaazy infestation in Cincinnati. I went to visit family, it was insane

  • @nemodeniro3947
    @nemodeniro3947 3 місяці тому

    The eclipse just passed through Washington state a few years back. It looked coo but now I’m in Texas and everyone acting like this shit ain’t happened before

  • @martinmatienjagwa2353
    @martinmatienjagwa2353 3 місяці тому

    CP 🐐

  • @jeremiahturner1573
    @jeremiahturner1573 3 місяці тому

    Gems

  • @beeinphilly41
    @beeinphilly41 3 місяці тому

    Hilarious episode. Lot of Gems you can use in your routine especially the janitor hoe levels vs doctors

  • @daveycaine
    @daveycaine 3 місяці тому

    "Get in your bag!"

  • @blvcknusense5211
    @blvcknusense5211 Місяць тому

    😂😂 biscuit bite..

  • @TheFeralAero
    @TheFeralAero 3 місяці тому

    Would I still be considered a hermit if I had a robot? That sounds ok 😅

  • @husslewestbrook4813
    @husslewestbrook4813 3 місяці тому

    1:04:58
    The dog told on yall😮😮😮

  • @julianiwhite
    @julianiwhite 3 місяці тому +2

    👀🍿🥤

  • @Kidsofthe80s_
    @Kidsofthe80s_ 3 місяці тому

    Latrell!

  • @brandonmeadows9403
    @brandonmeadows9403 3 місяці тому

    Get in your bag lyfe ❤

  • @chicospaintingco
    @chicospaintingco 3 місяці тому

    He said. OK the earth is flat....Let's RRRooolll !!

  • @cwill5829
    @cwill5829 3 місяці тому +1

    Okay CP, i see u wit the 🧊 on ya neck. Woooo.... "neck n wrist dont lie"

  • @alloyxiii8074
    @alloyxiii8074 3 місяці тому +1

    Ceelo green aka last straw.

  • @darkprincess1366
    @darkprincess1366 3 місяці тому

    He talking about sounding like a Shawarma 😂😂

  • @jeromegriffiths4462
    @jeromegriffiths4462 3 місяці тому

    That’s funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youngharv101
    @youngharv101 3 місяці тому

    Dating facts right here 👌🏾 💯

  • @masonandretti7215
    @masonandretti7215 3 місяці тому +1

    Please don't tell me CP is wearing a worldstarhiphop chain 🤣

    • @dancemusikk
      @dancemusikk 3 місяці тому +1

      Why wouldn’t he ?? I think that show was one of his first big breaks. And Q has passed… seems only right to honor that.

    • @masonandretti7215
      @masonandretti7215 3 місяці тому +2

      @dancemusikk Worldstarhiphop wasn't a show ? What are you talking about 🤣 CP maybe had a video posted on the website

    • @marsaliskane2890
      @marsaliskane2890 3 місяці тому +1

      World star!!

    • @NannaP27
      @NannaP27 3 місяці тому

      CP talked about how he worked at WSHH and had a show/segment on there

    • @ComedianCP
      @ComedianCP 3 місяці тому +2

      Do your research fam. Look up my breakfast club interview to see the significance of this very real very expensive chain buddy.

  • @TheFeralAero
    @TheFeralAero 3 місяці тому

    Not a plug just sharing a story 1:16:55 I actually have a video of a pre wing cicada climbing on my show and when I went to edit the video, it grew wings 😊 I don't know if it's on this UA-cam channel but its definitely on the naturelover section of my website. 😁

  • @trashypine6198
    @trashypine6198 3 місяці тому

    “Furry 0rgy” is gonna give me nightmares

  • @cterry511
    @cterry511 3 місяці тому

    CP I'm on the holy trinity pills..just bought 4 bottles.. It's better than coffee. So much energy.. Im just struggling with the gels..

  • @decoegilmore8287
    @decoegilmore8287 3 місяці тому

    Now days
    You don't really need college
    We got UA-cam

  • @BrothersChambersShow
    @BrothersChambersShow 3 місяці тому

    Go to your State University or College, it might not be free, but will be very cheap.

  • @williebailey91
    @williebailey91 3 місяці тому +1

    Eddie Murphy just turn 63 today and he has a 2 year old 😂…Women and men ARE NOT THE SAME, reality tells us that biologically and socially. Yes men get questioned about not being married or having children in their 30s, but socially women are under more pressure to start a family because it’s literally a time window of when a woman can actually carry and give birth to a healthy child.

  • @DkimDatDude
    @DkimDatDude 3 місяці тому

    None of the couple's that got married when i did are together 23 years later. Better Question is, why do the husband always loose their friend when the other couple breaks up?

  • @Rob-mr4hg
    @Rob-mr4hg 3 місяці тому

    When CP speaks he sound like his tongue is drowning

  • @westsidesleep2071
    @westsidesleep2071 3 місяці тому

    They canceled the school's out here in TX for the eclipse

  • @GoldenRadioHour
    @GoldenRadioHour 3 місяці тому

    City Wok Chicken 😂

  • @bobhollywood4093
    @bobhollywood4093 2 місяці тому

    I would like to say that women only being with men because thats who they're attracted to but wouldn't want to deal with the headache otherwise is similar to DL men. They clearly are either bi or say, but due to societal stigmas against either, makes them move in secret.

  • @Juju-wn7zi
    @Juju-wn7zi 3 місяці тому

    ☯️

  • @I_Dont_Recall_My_Name
    @I_Dont_Recall_My_Name 3 місяці тому

    CP was off with that college take. The opportunity to network is super valuable, but not everyone can take advantage of that, and it's not worth the possible dept, depending on where you go. Student loans be crippling people.... But that get in your bag take is on fucking point. Be great at what you do, and your person is gonna want to fuck with you. Go where you're celebrated, not where you're tolerated.

    • @lightbear939
      @lightbear939 3 місяці тому

      He’s recruiting for them orgs

  • @hardkkurguru7203
    @hardkkurguru7203 2 місяці тому

    Maya's wrong when women are mad they try to ruin someones life regardless if they deserve it or not. thats not all women but also not every man can't control himself. Peace ✌

  • @dnicole4236
    @dnicole4236 3 місяці тому +1

    Megan is in a much better position than Draya tho 😂 a millionaire with no kids to take care of. Draya got desperate and got knocked up by someone who currently has another woman pregnant. I don’t know many 40 year old women (extremely attractive or not) wanting to get the baby mama to a 21 year old.

  • @msdejarose
    @msdejarose 3 місяці тому +1

    CpSentMe! Just placed my order with Nicko

  • @thomasoglesby8303
    @thomasoglesby8303 3 місяці тому

    🛸👽🛸

  • @C.R.M.17
    @C.R.M.17 2 місяці тому

    🖤💚🧡💛🤍

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 3 місяці тому

    👁️🛸👁️

  • @iv-leagueblu2487
    @iv-leagueblu2487 3 місяці тому

    That lady bullshiting we had the cicadas last year here in Ohio. They ain't coming out again