JB Smoove - Don't Move To LA

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  • #JBSmoove on why he can't watch TV in LA and how to avoid getting kidnapped.
    #JBSmooveStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2012
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 127

  • @cjpoet
    @cjpoet 9 років тому +36

    He's pretty fuckin hilarious with his mannerisms. The kidnapping joke was legendary. I cried lol

    • @jaelynn6442
      @jaelynn6442 7 років тому +1

      i cant blame da kidnapper😂😂

  • @fly4561
    @fly4561 9 років тому +68

    I love JB he always has me rolling because his jokes are so original

  • @ShitSoda
    @ShitSoda 7 років тому +54

    That tire squeal is hilarious

  • @innkeepers2561
    @innkeepers2561 4 роки тому +13

    I’m a tough critic when it comes to comedians, but this guy has me crying laughing every time.

  • @TOMMY-xc6ou
    @TOMMY-xc6ou 7 років тому +21

    somebody took everybody. SOMBODY TOOK EVERYBODY!!!! LMAO FR😭😭😭😂😂😂 I'm in tears. wow. that's funny.

  • @cjpoet
    @cjpoet 7 років тому +20

    This is one of the funniest standups I've ever seen

  • @codemiesterbeats
    @codemiesterbeats 9 років тому +5

    I love him as Dr. D' Angelo Harris. His voice is perfect, lots of enthusiasm.

    • @PK-qo1ww
      @PK-qo1ww 9 років тому +1

      Dr ray d'angelous

  • @waynestaples6286
    @waynestaples6286 7 років тому +12

    JB Smoove is a very funny guy. One of the best in the business.

    • @Yachanan144
      @Yachanan144 6 років тому +1

      King Savage why do you keep commenting on the video if you think he’s not funny?

  • @dunmegatate5778
    @dunmegatate5778 5 років тому +13

    I lost it when he slowed it down.😆👍

  • @canofyre3013
    @canofyre3013 8 років тому +6

    I've never seen any of his stands up but this was funny as hell I mean like side busting laughter lmao. The breaking news, black van, whos going to eat these fucking hot dogs. Great stand up

  • @Yoshi2x
    @Yoshi2x 6 років тому +11

    You flip, flip, flip, turn, turn, turn....

  • @peterdarker1
    @peterdarker1 2 роки тому +3

    "What happened"
    "somebody took EVERYBODY"
    "somebody took EVERYBODY??!! I got 39 goddam hamburgers over here 29 hot dogs; who gonna eat all these goddam hamburgers and hot dogs" 😂

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow 3 роки тому +2

    I came in with pretty low expectations, but that kidnapping bit...OMG...when he slows it down, I lost it!

  • @jordonwatson3212
    @jordonwatson3212 8 років тому +23

    Somebody took everybody

  • @Dre0924
    @Dre0924 3 роки тому +3

    "I got 39 fuckin' burgers here and 29 hot dogs. Who gone eat all this..."

  • @BroncozBeats
    @BroncozBeats 7 років тому +9

    that van is on point lmao

  • @Unz360
    @Unz360 8 років тому +49

    WHO GONNA EAT ALL THESE GA DAMN HOT DOGS!!

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 8 років тому +7

    This is the craziest man on Earth! He's INSANE.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 4 роки тому +1

      @Rasheed Lewis Totally agree. I love Leon.

  • @jshines2
    @jshines2 4 роки тому +4

    J.B. a legend🙏

  • @justinborland2982
    @justinborland2982 3 роки тому +4

    I wish Spider-Man hadn’t been my first introduction to JB. I had no idea he wasn’t insanely annoying outside of that movie until I watched Curb and his standup

  • @godofrainbows
    @godofrainbows 8 років тому +7

    I love him.

  • @ericpaulgoldie
    @ericpaulgoldie 7 років тому +4

    JB is a comedy legend! I still watch Pootie Tang. "Sa - da - tay"

  • @kolagamerz
    @kolagamerz 3 роки тому +2

    That's slow motion made me cry so much

  • @geraldjohnson848
    @geraldjohnson848 7 років тому +2

    Dec.16: Happy birthday Comedian-actor Jerry Brooks / JB Smoove. Thank you and God bless. Thanks for the upload, Just For Laughs. Blessings

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 7 років тому +13

    INSPECTAH DECK!

  • @kevingtjr
    @kevingtjr 4 роки тому +4

    You should hear him in GTA 5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @toteknowledge
    @toteknowledge 8 місяців тому

    The original one he did to this will have you in tears even more.

  • @RespectMyNerdz
    @RespectMyNerdz 3 роки тому +2

    “They’ll interrupt a God Damn DVD’s”

  • @jeoyuun6952
    @jeoyuun6952 8 років тому +4

    Welcome to this weeks Chakra Attack xD

  • @77Sherms
    @77Sherms 4 роки тому +4

    OMG this is hilarious 😂

  • @danalexevici6757
    @danalexevici6757 7 років тому +14

    Chakra Attack brought me here.

  • @pokellaa
    @pokellaa 4 роки тому +4

    He's in my top 5..

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 4 роки тому

      i'm in. me too - JB Smoove, Sheng Wang, Ron Funches, new fav Pedro Gonzalez, and all time fav Lavell Crawford.

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander 7 років тому +4

    Grand Theft Auto has brought thousands of new fans

  • @bruyeretv
    @bruyeretv 9 років тому +8

    a late model black van lolwat

  • @utapao74
    @utapao74 2 роки тому +1

    JB has that special comedy magic, he's funny before he says anything.

  • @Bishop000
    @Bishop000 7 років тому +3

    gta 5 chakra attack brought me here

  • @torreyjr.4228
    @torreyjr.4228 2 роки тому +1

    Mannn where he get them boots from 😂😂

  • @Mr.v
    @Mr.v 7 років тому +1

    look at his damn BOOTS!

  • @lisabrummett6075
    @lisabrummett6075 2 роки тому

    He's so damn funny. Love him

  • @hotrodder5034
    @hotrodder5034 5 років тому

    This guy is fruckin HILARIOUS!! He is coming to Motor City Casino!

  • @joecesareo6543
    @joecesareo6543 2 роки тому

    I died when he said i got 39 burgers and 21 hotdogs this shit startin to burn🤣

  • @jjpitts1307
    @jjpitts1307 3 роки тому +2

    Is it just me or does the animated character from the movie Soul looks just like JB...

  • @YOUNGNJAU
    @YOUNGNJAU 9 років тому +8

    I never notice he talk so messed up. Lool. Cuss more than anyone I know. Geez. Dammn. Lmffaaaoaooo. I heard every other word. But he's funny as helll.

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones Рік тому

    Found JB through "Curb..." man is he funny! 😂

  • @themobilemercenary1782
    @themobilemercenary1782 4 роки тому +1

    Ya flip burgers, ya fle Burgas, fleeburber

  • @jason-basin
    @jason-basin 4 роки тому

    oh shit, I'm fucking weak!!!

  • @nialljamesbuckley
    @nialljamesbuckley 8 років тому +5

    Danny Duberstein is good at two things....

  • @frogeggsyeah5138
    @frogeggsyeah5138 8 років тому +46

    ERB brought me here :D

  • @dchang11
    @dchang11 9 років тому +28

    If there's an Aladdin live action remake, JB should play Genie.

    • @nialljamesbuckley
      @nialljamesbuckley 8 років тому +2

      +David C (river1216) haha yep! actually screw that - he should play Mary Poppins

    • @deathfang1392
      @deathfang1392 8 років тому

      nobody can replace Robin

    • @koljamiljkovic5206
      @koljamiljkovic5206 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, about that...

    • @marleyjanim5033
      @marleyjanim5033 4 роки тому

      @@deathfang1392 will smith could give it a shot at the genie

  • @thehollow7201
    @thehollow7201 2 роки тому

    Flip, flip, flip
    Turn, turn, turn

  • @I_EAF_19882
    @I_EAF_19882 8 років тому +7

    Coconut water

  • @smallfaucet
    @smallfaucet Рік тому

    National fawking treasure!

  • @newgeorge
    @newgeorge 9 років тому +3

    need subtitles :/

  • @margaretchannon6542
    @margaretchannon6542 4 роки тому +1

    The guy whose whole family got kidnapped while he was cooking them a meal makes me so sad

  • @ID_Shadowz
    @ID_Shadowz 9 років тому +1

    Dr. Ray D Harris.

  • @drewali7
    @drewali7 4 роки тому

    he said thirty fucking five years old!!!!

  • @derrickfelder865
    @derrickfelder865 Рік тому

    That shit was funny

  • @fornasini
    @fornasini 5 років тому

    3:56 Daffy Duck

  • @mx8290
    @mx8290 4 роки тому

    dude is stupeed Lol Had 2 rewind several times Lol Peace

  • @pokellaa
    @pokellaa 4 роки тому

    Lol 🤣🤣 🤣

  • @SpeeDzclan1
    @SpeeDzclan1 8 років тому

    Black Ross what a legend

  • @alejandro22543e
    @alejandro22543e 3 роки тому

    Hey, Be, where is a Rockstady?

  • @oneslyder
    @oneslyder 9 років тому +2

    He was great on Larry Davids 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'

    • @nagashfrancis
      @nagashfrancis 2 роки тому

      yeah larry david knew wht he was doing adding leon black cause he crazy funny on there. "get in that ass larry" 🤣😆🤣

  • @outoftime788
    @outoftime788 5 років тому

    interupt dvds rofl lmfao lol

  • @ThePS101
    @ThePS101 8 років тому +1

    UUUUUUHMMMMM
    UUUHHHHMMMMM
    You can't go to heaven as a human because you can't breathe. Only angels can go to heaven. There is NO AIR for humans to breathe in the atmosphere.

  • @BlazertronGames
    @BlazertronGames 6 років тому +2

    Welcome to chakra attack.

  • @darecselbyii9869
    @darecselbyii9869 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ezekielm2010
    @ezekielm2010 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @honey7809
    @honey7809 9 років тому

    I enjoyed him in "Hall Pass" Weak set here though.

  • @Mr06261984
    @Mr06261984 7 років тому +2

    he should have replaced letterman

  • @jeddahmesho
    @jeddahmesho 9 років тому +13

    I'm not a native speaker so this guy is torturing me >_

    • @CurbUrEnthusiazm
      @CurbUrEnthusiazm 9 років тому +6

      I'm native and he's torturing me also! Haha

    • @nickbell9716
      @nickbell9716 5 років тому

      King Savage you sound like some bitch he never called back. You say he’s not funny yet here you are on all his videos. Dragon ball is gay, same as your opinion.

    • @abdicated7800
      @abdicated7800 4 роки тому +1

      @@nickbell9716 I was with you until you disrespected Dragon Ball.. smh..

    • @nickbell9716
      @nickbell9716 4 роки тому

      Abdul gonna go super saiyan on my ass?

  • @skyfairy1959
    @skyfairy1959 7 років тому

    WOW ! painful!

  • @nixonvonnixon
    @nixonvonnixon 6 років тому +1

    Is he the one in gta 5 radio?

    • @MegaMr46
      @MegaMr46 5 років тому

      Lax Xon yep Dr Ray DeAngelo Harris

  • @DuttyTM
    @DuttyTM 6 років тому +1

    Only can see one black guy cmon people support

  • @Gillisdanielj
    @Gillisdanielj Рік тому

    Thought this was the yg song

  • @TheArticulatingAnoraksPodcast
    @TheArticulatingAnoraksPodcast 6 років тому

    J. Jonah. Jameson

  • @johncorinthians1254
    @johncorinthians1254 6 років тому +1

    I don't understand anything he says

  • @MelBee128
    @MelBee128 3 роки тому

    Does he have marbles in his mouth?

  • @nottaoe2356
    @nottaoe2356 8 років тому +3

    Am I the only one that's been here by ERB?

    • @tcg2492
      @tcg2492 6 років тому

      MrRanger258 Same

  • @serinavadella7803
    @serinavadella7803 8 років тому

    Erb

  • @sidnotty
    @sidnotty 9 років тому +6

    Just want to be honest he wasn't that funny...

    • @ramfreeboy
      @ramfreeboy 9 років тому +4

      I hear you brother. After chakra attack this looks weak.

    • @sator6794
      @sator6794 5 років тому

      You like white comedy right

    • @mikejones-go8vz
      @mikejones-go8vz 4 роки тому

      Sator different sense of humour I guess, I think he’s the funniest guy out there

  • @pussyassj.prince8872
    @pussyassj.prince8872 3 роки тому

    Boring

  • @philippvidovic145
    @philippvidovic145 9 років тому

    pretty mediocre. check out ian edwards instead!

    • @richym3899
      @richym3899 8 років тому

      lmao he's hilarious Ian Edwards

  • @DensilGrant
    @DensilGrant 5 років тому

    When is it going to get funny

  • @dirtyunclehubert
    @dirtyunclehubert 9 років тому +9

    ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @SAXONITEWARRIOR23
      @SAXONITEWARRIOR23 9 років тому

      Have we ommed yet?!! Have we ommmmmmed?? You heard me go hmmm...

    • @dirtyunclehubert
      @dirtyunclehubert 9 років тому

      SAXONITEWARRIOR23 togetha togetha togetha now! you need to go deeper! dont u correct me on the air!

    • @evanmcclure67
      @evanmcclure67 7 років тому

      Hubert Shitmeyer YOU DISRESPCTING MY DUALITY 😂😂😂

    • @m4tt72
      @m4tt72 7 років тому

      i've been ommmmmmmmmmmmmming all day

  • @kingfeeq
    @kingfeeq 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @MrSlimyslime
    @MrSlimyslime 8 років тому +1

    Erb