Two common variables: Ego and Guns. Only one of these is animate and subject to reason, if the conscious individual has it in-check. Hence, the firearm itself isn't really the problem.
Bro he's gonna make so much $ in prison getting into areas other ppl can't for real. That's not even a joke. He's gonna be a mission man for some gang probably given his physical limitations. They'll protect him while he gets what they want. Think it's a game?
I mean me either but at the same time WHY? They have just as much ability to commit crimes like anyone else. Maybe it's because a lot of us aren't exposed to little people. My dad knew a couple guys who were pretty short but not considered a little person. The only little person i ever met was for a few mins at my local dispensary. He seemed cool. I happen to like ppl who are interesting
You clearly think this is just a little joke. Perhaps you need a role model to look up to. Because all these jokes just don't measure up. I have had it up to here with these short puns.
Never let your short temper cause a short sighted decision that shortens someone's life. Sometimes you have to let things slide to be the big man and reach higher ideals.
You really put forth effort for that one so I'll give you a like. I just can't laugh cause this is still a sensitive subject, so I'm doing it in the house where y'all can't see me
A life sentence is dwarfed by the fact that he killed someone. But it is Rhode Island. They may shorten his sentence. He will certainly have some tall tales if he ever gets out of the big house......
He has nothing to worry about. When he gets to the prison gates they will turn him away. There's a sign at the entrance that says, " you must be this tall to enter" , just like at the rides at the theme parks.
Be honest, who came to this video to check out the comments first?
I'll admit just like wee man here I'm guilty as charged.🖐
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Came here strictly for the comments.😂
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That’s wild! I saw a midget and was like no way that’s the shooter 😂
He was expecting a shorter sentence 😂
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Bah dum tis......
Heyy yuu shadappp!!!! Ya think this funny talking about a midget??!
Nah stop it!!😆😂🤭
Heard a Deputy accidentally bumped into him. Deputy said “Are you ok sir?”
Plaintiff “Well, I’m not happy.”
Deputy "Well, which one are ya?"
He was charged with 1/2 Degree Murder.
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Ahahhahahaa
He was most likely pissed off over some little shit anyway.
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The footprints on the seat matched his shoes..
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His size 2😂😂
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It takes a big man to admit they’re wrong.
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Forget that, it's not being able to change the out come trying to be gangster gone wrong
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He’s going to have a hard time in prison. Being short with a big butt is not a positive in that environment.
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Thought the same thing
Nah its a positive especially if they got wigs on the commissary 😂😂
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That wasnt a fair trial they charged him as a full size adult.
Ikr, I don't know if he had full intent.
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Must have had a short temper
Underrated comment
First man convicted of doing a drive-by in a power wheels escalade
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Guinness book of world records worthy
They used fisher-price handcuffs
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*Hellcat
Ill be DAMNED if a little person kills me.
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You just might not see him coming 😂😂
Facts
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He's getting charged as a toddler. He'll be out by snacktime!
HLBNZ, 😂😂😂😂
Know you know this is ridiculous! Smdh.
Lmfaoooooo
Oh no, not snack time!
😂😂😂😂 yooooo, that's crazy
When asked if he was sorry,
He said “ a little bit”.
Can’t ride a rollercoaster but can do a drive-by?
Must of did it in a mini cooper
@djmula25 for him it's a Cooper
Damn that’s wrong
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@@djmula25 😂 Good one!
They walked him to court like a teacher walking their kindergarten students from class to class
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Ahahah. Hips and lips ,if y'all talk no recess.
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Getcho lil ass over here 😂😂
He was apprehended shortly after the crime
lol
I see what you did there
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100 bucks says he was driving a minivan.
Power door slides open and he's strapped down in a wheelchair with a gun
When the judge said “The court will take a 15 minute recess.” This little fucker went outside and played…😂
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I’m dead
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"Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I got a Glock and its pointed at you!"
Oompa Loompa doopity doo, someone going show how far they can push his poo.
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Cringe 😖
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He showed very little remorse for what he did
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Ouch!!😅😂
Life cut short by a short person. Poetic and sad.
The Judge said to him
"I hope you grow up a bit in prison"
He said "No Sir I'm done"
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 lil chap
You wrong for that one😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your comment is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
Dude is half the man he could be, but took the short cut in life 💯💯
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@@goodtimesbeatz6718 Clever 😆
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Whether you're fat, skinny, tall, or SHORT...a firearm can inflate your ego.
Kinda like whether you're an atheist, occultist, new ager, or a SATANIST.... a false belief system can give you a false sense of security.
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Two common variables: Ego and Guns. Only one of these is animate and subject to reason, if the conscious individual has it in-check. Hence, the firearm itself isn't really the problem.
Also your deadly force
True but when you that short you feel you have more to prove. It's called Napoleon syndrome.
Bruh somebody had to hold him out the window for the shooting whoever held him need to be charged too 🤨🤦🏾♂️
He's probably like the only person who could drop the soap in prison and be totally fine.
I dunno...lots of peddos in prison 😂
He's finished in prison. How can he ever defend himself?
@@mainro.s He'll find himself a big buffed husband 😜
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@@mainro.sy'all stop that
Imagine walking in to prison and trying to act hard but your 3’7
Yeah those inmates are going to make short work of him
Bros cheeks are gonna be sore within a half hour of entering prison.
Bro he's gonna make so much $ in prison getting into areas other ppl can't for real.
That's not even a joke.
He's gonna be a mission man for some gang probably given his physical limitations. They'll protect him while he gets what they want.
Think it's a game?
P.S. it turns out it actually was a big game all along.
Specifically what could he do that others couldn’t?
Once I saw the thumbnail I came straight for the comments without even watching the video
Me too.
I was half n half
@@theMatch111 well you only needed half the screen to see him 🤣🤣
Most people did!
I haven’t got to the video yet either lol
The internet is undeafed just what i expected in tears right now
First ever drive by on a tricycle
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LOL
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Life in prison as a little person is going to be insanely brutal.
Exactly
Puts his mouth at a convenient level, though.
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He kinda cute, in an Oompa Loompa type of way.
Yeah, they're banging their tin cups on the bars! "Bring in the shorty"
Don't join gangs kids you'll always come up short.
literally
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Little did he know the consequences of his actions.
It looks like a toddler holding the cops hand in and out of the courtroom 😂😂
Babysitter taking a misbehaved kid to time out for life
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When he get to his cell, he gon tell his cell mate *"up up"* but in a deep voice
Imigine what hell look like with his new boyfriend
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"Even though the judge gave him life, it was considered a short sentence."
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😂😂😂 yooo, that's crazy
😂😂😂 Yeah there are people who really think small of this guy.
Giving a toddler a life sentence is crazy
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Hahahaha 😂😅you are right.
This is child abuse.
He's an adult
@@blackcherry6877how old are you?
At least it wasn’t a short sentence..
Never in my life have I ever pictured a little person in jail.
Can't outrun the short arm of the law!
It was a short trial.
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I've actually been in jail with a midget before. And there was another guy in our tank that only had one arm.
I mean me either but at the same time WHY? They have just as much ability to commit crimes like anyone else. Maybe it's because a lot of us aren't exposed to little people. My dad knew a couple guys who were pretty short but not considered a little person. The only little person i ever met was for a few mins at my local dispensary. He seemed cool. I happen to like ppl who are interesting
The bailiff holding his hands is surreal
He's holding the handcuffs.
@@cujochihuahua5073 Yeah looks like a dad holding a little kids hand.
It's like he's being taken to sit on Santa's lap.
i just noticed that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I said the same thing 😂😂
Imagine getting shot and the last thing you see is the shooter stood up straight in the back seat of the car 😂😂😂
And it takes two plump little hands to hold the gum.
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I bet the guy who got shot was like "wtf" midget
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He won't last long in adult prison
willy wonka needs to get control of his people
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This comment 😂❤
Once I saw the thumbnail. I already knew the comment section was going to be crazy 😂😂
Whoever put the video up was smart as hell to do that, got a lot of clicks
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Ran straight to the comments, been here for 15. Ain't even watched the video😂
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I hate the fkin internet fam 😅
The real question is how the hell did he see over the window.
Booster seat
@@edwright4745I was jus finna say dat
He stood on the seat
Prolly had his homie hold him up by the waist
@@edwright4745you beat me to it. 😂😂😂
That’s not a short sentence..
That cop look like he was leading his illegitimate stepson away from the judge.😮
The way they walk him in and out by holding his hand is too funny 😭
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I'm dying over here
"Come on, little buddy, follow me."
Who raised yall?🤣🤣🤣
I came for the comments, I was not disappointed.
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Facts 😂
OH THIS IS AN ONLINE COMEDY CLUB AND A RIOT!🤣🤣🤣
Damn he lived a short life, now in jail for life.
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.......hes literally gonna be a toy.......
That's so embarrassing as a grown man to be murdered by a grown baby.
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They’re a crafty bunch, don’t sell them short, it could happen to anyone
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Someone tried explaining the law to him but it went right over his head
🤣🤣 this one took me out
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You clearly think this is just a little joke. Perhaps you need a role model to look up to. Because all these jokes just don't measure up. I have had it up to here with these short puns.
This joke is disgusting and offensive, it dwarfs everything ever said to mock little people.
@@trollerswifthasenteredthec1970SAVAGE!🤣🤣I CAUGHT all you had to say in your LITTLE comment!🤣
The shortest apology ever
Shorty said " I ain't Du Nuffin" I was sitting on a baby chair.
"BUT YOUR HONOR, HE'S JUST A CHILD" ahhh
Never let your short temper cause a short sighted decision that shortens someone's life. Sometimes you have to let things slide to be the big man and reach higher ideals.
I see what you did there
Stop! LMAO!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@30wrdyc'mon 😅
We are going to hell for that.
@@professorrosenstock5026well he murdered someone, so.... off to the go play with balls in the play "pen". 😂
He was too short sighted to foresee the consequences of his actions.🤓
😂here we go!😅
You are a racist to height statue
You a funny guy
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Technically he should get half of the sentence 🤔
Too fucking funny!
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Technically he'll only serve half the sentence
I knew y'all was gon be on that bullshit I the comments. 😂😂😂
What?
Really??? What gave it away? 🤷♂️🤭
not me! I'm a bigger man than the guys in the comments.
@@desert4seat Stop it🤣🤣😭😭
his street name is Biggie Headz
Bro I ran to the comment section so fast and it was exactly what I thought it would be
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Thats hella childish. He really needs to grow up
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He probably shot and ended up in the backseat from the blowback.
I'm picturing 2 little pudgy hands holding the big gum.😅
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Lmfao
😂😂😂 y’all are not serious people
A wee sentence for a wee man.
Police impounded the Big Wheels after apprehending the suspect
Not the big wheels 😂
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With the “Skid Stick”!🤣🤣🤣
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His feet not touching the ground in court got me 💀😂
Didn't notice that, have 2 re-watch
@@LokimonWasHereIt’s at 3:03 white & green shoe is his. Just Dangling😂
Cause he was in a highchair 😂
WTF I had to read your comment? None of the comments made me laugh until I seen this rewatched and saw his size 3Y shoe dangling! 😅😅
@@univerzdadon6319 😂😂😂👟
If he thought he had a hard life on the outside he is going to be in for hell in prison.
He’s gonna be really popular with the Chomos
Nah he too short for that
They're going to use him as a table, a chair, a notepad, a mule. Oh, my goodness.
@@ademirsegura6307No he's not....think again 😅😅😅
ma men doesn't even need to kneel knamsain
I'd expect him to be a little more down to earth
Who else is here just for the thumbnail???
HIS are barely PINKY nails!
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Yep and straight to the comments 😂
I’d be a liar if I said it wasn’t the thumbnail XD
I’m here for the comments 😂.
He could have been living in a tree, baking cookies, but that sawed-off man chose violence.
Sawed off man 😂
He's going to never land, ain't no Wizard Oz can help you bro, " lord please help me I'm going to prison" I am sorry my son you are beyond help.
Who even gives a gun to a toddler?
Hiring a midget as a hitman, you got be desperate, no one wanted the contract except shorty.
Trying to deny guilt was a tall order!
That's why it's called "The BIG House".
For him EVERY house was a prison!
Leprechaun in the Hood
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Short dog!
Now it’s Leprechaun in the Joint
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Goddamn he’s gonna be a toy in prison
Damn dude
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Having a huge butt locked up with a bunch of pent up gay guys is a terrible way to spend the rest of your life
@chris_cashflow666 no, he's definitely going pc or getting tossed up
Don't let those little dudes fool you. Those are the most dangerous dudes in there.
Straight out king's landing.
No way dude drove, aimed and shot all at the same time. That's just chaotic and logistically impossible in my head.
Ya I think we got them there 😭😭😭😭😭
Must suck to have such a tiny little mind.. you must be related to the perp
Was in a booster seat in the back aimin’ high
The gun was being held by someone else, all he did was pull the trigger- with both hands.
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His lawyer told him "not to sweat the small stuff"
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This foo 😂😂😂
I can't believe they charged him as an adult
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Holds a revolver like a rifle
Sentenced to life in kindergarten
They're going to have to put a crib in the jail cell.
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Lmaooooooo
Who raised yall?🤣🤣🤣WOW!😅😅😅
They holding his hand like he's a kid😂😂😂
The officer is holding his cuffs
That's what happens when you physically and mentally suffer from dwarfism
@@TJ-100Fisher-price cuffs
I can only imagine him running away from the scene of the crime.
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The pitter patter of little feet😂😂😂😂
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Dude already had a hard life yet he just had to make 1000x harder.
"All rise. Defendent, I said all rise!"
I am standing your honor
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Yooooo you out pocket 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead bec of you 😂😂😂😂😂
OH nah
Being bodied by a leprechaun is nasty work
Stole his gold. What u think was gonna happen
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@@angryyman8227YOU WILD fam!💯🤣🤣🤣🤣
Any body can get a gun you internet people are goofies
Just like O.J. , if the fingers are too short you must exhort, a non guilty verdict.
You really put forth effort for that one so I'll give you a like. I just can't laugh cause this is still a sensitive subject, so I'm doing it in the house where y'all can't see me
Too short say.
Corny
Um looks like he's guilty so that doesn't make sense
@@jimflipz4774 He just needed a way to bring up OJ. He saw the midget's skin color and made the comparison.
It’s like leading a miniature horse around 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That pistol probably looked like a full ass rifle in his hands. 😂
Maybe he used a flux raider chassis
Cold😂😂😂😂
Jaja no kidding 😅
water gun
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They’re gonna toss him around in prison.
pass him around 'ayo lemme borrow lil homie for tha nite'
How come it took the Police more than 3 years to find him?? Was he hiding in a purse?
They had him not on the radar because none of the witnesses saw him in the car, he was too short.
He hid in a sidewalk crack
@@ibobeko4309He was not on the radar because he's always in stealth mode.
hiding in a thermos
LMFAO
Hes in a little trouble
Midgets in a gang is crazy work 😂
I heard the name of the game is the “TSG” the Too Short Gang
@@SumTingWong888womp womp
At least he doesn't have to duck when the shootin' starts. I'll bet his name was stretch!
Well it is Rhode Island so kinda not surprised
The scariest dudes in a group are usually the small guys.
If he would've used a stroller he'd have gotten away with it.
Two midget tried that in a Little Rascals episode.
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Like Baby-Face Finster?
Dude never reached his full potential
"Reached " 😂 underrated
Yo
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i thought his sentence would be shorter
Imagine this guy killing you 🤦🏾♂️
Imagine him being the last thing you see. 2 little hands holding on to the gum. 😅
@johnnydellz9814 Imagine not realizing anybody can kill anybody when somebody has a gun..
@@Birdman32 Yes, but you would expect his gum to have a flag popping up saying bang.
A grandma can kill you with a gun. A 4 year old can kill you with a gun@@SlickArmor
@@mr.b3168 noooo, really? Say it isn't so.
Bro is the wrong height to be serving life in prison...
He was already serving life with that height 😢
A life sentence is dwarfed by the fact that he killed someone. But it is Rhode Island. They may shorten his sentence. He will certainly have some tall tales if he ever gets out of the big house......
Leprechauns and the dwarfs have been beefing for years
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Also the smurfs and chipmunks
C'mon man!😅😂
Didn't know Dwarf tries and shot up on Leprechaun.
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He ain’t built for prison
He ain’t built for kindergarten
Actually, for his cellmate he is
No lie, he not at all
Sure he is. See that apple bottom 😂?
You know jail is worse than prison?
He has nothing to worry about. When he gets to the prison gates they will turn him away. There's a sign at the entrance that says, " you must be this tall to enter" , just like at the rides at the theme parks.
They will most definitely let the leprechaun ride, hell he'll be riding on the bbc all day and night.
Bad decision young man
Suspect now gets life in crib
That’s a lot easier than the electric high-chair
@@ChrundleTGreat9 volt battery operated
@@ChrundleTGreat cant a taser do the job ?