The Dual-Bladed Duelist, Scissors WITH LYRICS - Paper Mario: The Origami King Cover

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  • @JunoSongs
    @JunoSongs  4 роки тому +1655

    Let's CUT to the chase: hit me with your best scissors puns

  • @AquamarineDust
    @AquamarineDust 4 роки тому +676

    Scissors: Over again, I have cut a worthless object!
    Mario's 1-Up: I'm about to do a pro gamer move.

    • @wetlink0096
      @wetlink0096 4 роки тому +18

      I hate to break it to you but I don't think a one-up can glue 2 pieces back together
      Nintendo also got this memo
      (I know this is a joke though so take what I said and just realize that that's what actually happens)

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 4 роки тому +22

      Mario’s second Legendary Iron Boots: I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!

    • @peybern7924
      @peybern7924 4 роки тому +14

      HP: As you can see, I am not dead!

    • @Ali_Khunji
      @Ali_Khunji 4 роки тому +9

      I hate that you cannot jump on scissors with iron boots

    • @manicflying1289
      @manicflying1289 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ali_Khunji 50000 health would like to have a word with you

  • @supertoad7927
    @supertoad7927 4 роки тому +1799

    I love the irony of that the Scissors boss music is Rock.

    • @Gl1ky
      @Gl1ky 3 роки тому +48

      Lmao

    • @pumpkincat8336
      @pumpkincat8336 3 роки тому +156

      And he dies to ice, which is just cold rocks

    • @aspookyghost7319
      @aspookyghost7319 3 роки тому +26

      @@pumpkincat8336 LOL

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 3 роки тому +251

      Oh my God that's probably the joke. *PAPER* Mario vs a pair of *SCISSORS* with *ROCK* music playing in the background.
      God damn this is fridge brilliance and whoever knowling made this joke deserves a promotion and a raise.

    • @aspookyghost7319
      @aspookyghost7319 3 роки тому +29

      @@merchantziro4285 i have been enlightened

  • @yawningabyss681
    @yawningabyss681 4 роки тому +572

    "You climbed to heaven, now you're tripping at the precipice" is such a FUCKING metal line to be used for the lyrical adaptation of a literal pair of scissors fighting a paper boi with a hammer.

    • @andrewramlall3560
      @andrewramlall3560 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah that line is unfathomably raw

    • @justinolson2573
      @justinolson2573 Рік тому +3

      lAngUAgE ChiLdREn

    • @encountersltd
      @encountersltd Рік тому +4

      i feel that line is a reference to spm where mario literally climbed to heaven/the overthere

    • @BenjaminBroom
      @BenjaminBroom 5 місяців тому

      Agreed 100/100 times

  • @ganstatoad4830
    @ganstatoad4830 4 роки тому +554

    Toads: Don’t jump on the blades Mario! Or else your health will go!
    Mario: O B S E R V E

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs  4 роки тому +266

      Mario: How 'bout I do, 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒶𝓎

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 4 роки тому +36

      Mario in the end : Worth it

    • @ganstatoad4830
      @ganstatoad4830 4 роки тому +23

      I am surprised there is no Mario has AirPods joke in this comment as a reply

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 роки тому +7

      @@ericwijaya2119 *dying*
      Worth iiiiiiiiiiit

    • @ganstatoad4830
      @ganstatoad4830 4 роки тому +14

      @@Xman34washere 1-up noises
      Mario: Yo man wassup

  • @twotailedpikachu8491
    @twotailedpikachu8491 4 роки тому +1012

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that scissors is quite possibly the most dangerous paper Mario character to ever exist

    • @heleno6917
      @heleno6917 4 роки тому +73

      Yape: u wot m8

    • @oblongdude5312
      @oblongdude5312 4 роки тому +57

      But is easily beat by rock unlike yape

    • @Paradoxe_0
      @Paradoxe_0 4 роки тому +65

      But the problem with that is that rock simply doesn’t exist in paper Mario everything is made of paper,plastic but not a single thing has rock in it...

    • @oblongdude5312
      @oblongdude5312 4 роки тому +9

      @@Paradoxe_0 plastic rock

    • @Paradoxe_0
      @Paradoxe_0 4 роки тому +11

      I said plastic because then what is scissors made of for exemple of plastic and metal!(no rock)

  • @RaelCreative
    @RaelCreative 4 роки тому +393

    {Mario dodged a cut attack from Scissors}
    Bowser: *“I TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT”*

  • @holyketchup2514
    @holyketchup2514 4 роки тому +942

    "Oma mou shindeiru"
    This song is a work of art.

    • @BlitzøBucko-e9j
      @BlitzøBucko-e9j 4 роки тому +11

      You already died when you came to this room

    • @genuinegenie7078
      @genuinegenie7078 4 роки тому +34

      I swear I hear a chuckle when he says that. Which is a good thing, shows he's having fun.

    • @justinukah7441
      @justinukah7441 4 роки тому +15

      NANI?

    • @uberlord983
      @uberlord983 4 роки тому +26

      The fact that he made in rhyme, stylish, & in character, all at the same time, is absolutely sacred.

    • @vulture.editss
      @vulture.editss 4 роки тому +13

      it would make sense because he is an anime swordsman, right?

  • @chaoticentityq9974
    @chaoticentityq9974 4 роки тому +669

    Olly: So what do you do
    Scissors: With all due respect your majesty, did you just ask what i, scissors, can do to your paper thin foes
    Olly:...... Youre hired

    • @GlisteningDes1ra3
      @GlisteningDes1ra3 4 роки тому +42

      Oh hello YAPE
      *YAPE mp4 plays*

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 роки тому +28

      @@GlisteningDes1ra3 "HEY, LOOKIE THERE, IT'S HIM, *Y A P E - "*

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 роки тому +20

      @GalacticHypernova
      MOTI: "Wait, what do you do?"

    • @Error-zj7ln
      @Error-zj7ln 4 роки тому +16

      @@bubblegum7838 *I DO YAPE THINGS*

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 4 роки тому +17

      @@Error-zj7ln
      Yape: "Like jumping up 'n' down on this piano!"
      MOTI: "Does that help my office?"
      Yape: "Obviously!"

  • @goommooster7572
    @goommooster7572 4 роки тому +402

    Toads: **constantly reminds Mario to not jump on the scissors**
    Mario: **jumps on the scissors**
    Toads: **insert that one disappointment meme**

  • @LawsonDunn
    @LawsonDunn 3 роки тому +970

    Scissors: *gets added to smash*
    The community: Ugh another anime swordsman

    • @michaelvisosky743
      @michaelvisosky743 3 роки тому +46

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @genocidebob3273
      @genocidebob3273 3 роки тому +28

      I am the duel bladed duelist ha
      Isablle uhg perffect onother anime swordsman
      The duel bladed duelist
      Uhh no i have two actualy and i am the DUEL BLADED DUELIST
      Mario realise ohh nooo not him

    • @Oretizm
      @Oretizm 3 роки тому +15

      The almighty potato has granted us with CUTTING EDGE wisdom.

    • @Oretizm
      @Oretizm 3 роки тому +14

      Scissors is not a man
      He is plastic and cool
      This technically makes him a figurine

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 3 роки тому +8

      @@personalover249 Sakurai's office will be Yape's domain once he gets into Smash

  • @zoobatzjr371
    @zoobatzjr371 2 роки тому +137

    Scissors is genuinely terrifying to fight in game. Every boss up to this point has had some sort of gimmick to use to tip the odds in their favor. Scissors starts the fight by literally weakening himself to make it more fair for Mario. Once the blades come out, no more mistakes, one wrong move and it's game over.

    • @Erick.10ME
      @Erick.10ME 11 місяців тому

      Game over

    • @AngelMorales-dg6op
      @AngelMorales-dg6op 5 місяців тому

      I beat the fight without taking damage.

    • @UnusedParadox
      @UnusedParadox 3 місяці тому

      @@AngelMorales-dg6opyeah just open the blades early and you have to

  • @icestar831
    @icestar831 4 роки тому +219

    Lyrics: Entertain me, I implore!
    UA-cam captions:
    UA-cam captions: enterntain me i am poor

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs  4 роки тому +133

      This is why Scissors is the Dual-Bladed Socialist, the capitalist system has screwed it over

    • @icestar831
      @icestar831 4 роки тому +28

      Scissors is an anime antagonist as well... this would work terrifically for its backstory.

    • @Shinygamer70
      @Shinygamer70 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @ramildavain
      @ramildavain 3 роки тому +4

      @@JunoSongs Make Scissors but the captions in half if he can cut time he should have no problem cutting the caption

    • @FortunAdlaich
      @FortunAdlaich 3 роки тому +2

      Fall of the Roman Empire in a nutshell

  • @SavageTrex18
    @SavageTrex18 4 роки тому +797

    Mario: (has rock)
    Scissors: NO!! NOT THAT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

  • @nyssabrown2880
    @nyssabrown2880 4 роки тому +942

    If Nintendo detects that you are 3 or younger, it turns this boss into safety scissors and all the attacks do 1 damage.

    • @themightygallium9509
      @themightygallium9509 3 роки тому +32

      Is that actually true?!

    • @potato1094
      @potato1094 3 роки тому +51

      @@themightygallium9509 yes

    • @potato1094
      @potato1094 3 роки тому +75

      @@themightygallium9509 just like the earth is flat and Jeff besos isn't evil

    • @themightygallium9509
      @themightygallium9509 3 роки тому +14

      @@potato1094 ...I guess great minds don't think alike.

    • @potato1094
      @potato1094 3 роки тому +24

      @@themightygallium9509 I was being sarcastic if you couldy tell

  • @docyoshi
    @docyoshi 4 роки тому +333

    Other Legion member videos: *End with Mario laying the hurt on them*
    Scissors: *Uno reverse card*

    • @GlisteningDes1ra3
      @GlisteningDes1ra3 4 роки тому +22

      The player thinks using iron boots can stop scissors bc he's a spiked boss but T.T Mario failed

    • @missrae1869
      @missrae1869 3 роки тому +3

      Isagani I thought that

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 3 роки тому +3

      69 likes, make a wish!

    • @kevinsneaky0922
      @kevinsneaky0922 3 роки тому +1

      Best joke ever

    • @anastacioreyna8400
      @anastacioreyna8400 3 роки тому +3

      Yeh iron boots won’t work and I almost died in there but I dogged it and I laugh so hard

  • @jestro3802
    @jestro3802 4 роки тому +345

    "Once Again I cut a worthless object"
    alright Kartana

    • @lasagna3289
      @lasagna3289 4 роки тому +38

      I just realized, Kartana is paper that beats rock

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 4 роки тому +11

      @@lasagna3289 and he also has a bunch of katanas, which are similar to scissors

    • @jjfrenzy789
      @jjfrenzy789 4 роки тому +4

      @@lasagna3289 kartana is paper and scissors both as one.

    • @jjfrenzy789
      @jjfrenzy789 4 роки тому +1

      @@the_existant_one2936 except fists, fire, bugs, etc.

    • @Mafia-nu3em
      @Mafia-nu3em 4 роки тому

      @@jjfrenzy789 kartana is scissors ex machina

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 3 роки тому +290

    Jokes aside it should be said this is a pretty good concept for a boss: a swordsman so skilled with the blade that a single touch kills you. And putting that idea into a Paper Mario game removes the visual gore that Nintendo is afraid of. Because if we're being honest, that kill animation is pretty damn brutal! Mario literally gets cut in half! Imagine if this was a Mario & Luigi boss...

    • @Powerpixel13
      @Powerpixel13 Рік тому +23

      And if Mario and Luigi were a duo In the battle (like in Mario and Luigi dream team) and Mario gets killed, Luigi grows a spine and toughens up, attacks now take 25% less damage to Luigi and attacks done by Luigi does 30% more damage.

    • @AzureMoebius22
      @AzureMoebius22 Рік тому +22

      They honestly should have had it be an origami samurai dual-wielding the scissor blades Kill la Kill style. That would have been a badass design. Even do something similar with the other bosses.
      Edit: another note regarding the concept of this boss. His skills are also at the point where he's still a threat even when using his blade with the sheath still on it.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Рік тому +3

      This song rules forever!

  • @idiotontheinternet8113
    @idiotontheinternet8113 3 роки тому +230

    "Once again, I have cut a worthless object!" *Footage shows Mario having a 1-UP mushroom on him*

    • @kingvideogames
      @kingvideogames 3 роки тому +25

      Scissors: *Throwing Mario Out Of Moe’s*
      Mario: *Walk up behind him with a 1-Up*

    • @metayoshi1712
      @metayoshi1712 3 роки тому +10

      The saying of every Kartana.

    • @problempixel-ian2663
      @problempixel-ian2663 3 роки тому +2

      he may have cut the 1-up mushroom guys...

    • @peaceofyoshi
      @peaceofyoshi 3 роки тому +7

      "Once again I have cut a-"
      *1-Up sound plays*
      ".... Heck"

    • @dano6145
      @dano6145 3 роки тому +2

      So that’s how he got to the stapler fight

  • @SpiffyPenguin739
    @SpiffyPenguin739 4 роки тому +431

    Everybody gangster, 'till Juno sacrifices his throat for a song

    • @SuperPaperPokemon
      @SuperPaperPokemon 4 роки тому +20

      Just wait until the actual gangster.
      Juno won't have a throat left by the end.

    • @chillbowserjunior261
      @chillbowserjunior261 4 роки тому +9

      @@SuperPaperPokemon Plus people will confuse him from Brooklyn

    • @authorthecartoonist6649
      @authorthecartoonist6649 4 роки тому +14

      He made the Capitain Toad One, his throat Is unkillable

    • @racciastitan5534
      @racciastitan5534 4 роки тому

      @Gerald Tyler Yup. Tape.

    • @racciastitan5534
      @racciastitan5534 4 роки тому

      @Gerald Tyler Scissors betrayed us.
      Top 10 anime betrayals.

  • @justinukah7441
    @justinukah7441 4 роки тому +309

    Juno really captured Scissors’s personality with these lyrics. It really shows how dangerous he is and why he’s Olly’s top general, along with being the deadliest force of all things paper folded or flat. Just ONE wrong timing of the jump, and your game’s over!
    (Also I like how he said “Hail the Origami King once while the other generals said it twice)

    • @missrae1869
      @missrae1869 3 роки тому +3

      He feels more like a pi llo

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 3 роки тому +8

      He talks so fast it’s ridiculous I love it

    • @chilbofu5816
      @chilbofu5816 3 роки тому +13

      I have a feeling the reason he said it once is cuz he thought Mario would be dead quick

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 3 роки тому

      Yeah 🤣🤣

    • @matthewgillis393
      @matthewgillis393 2 роки тому +2

      Tape said it thrice :3

  • @MSKFan15
    @MSKFan15 4 роки тому +249

    The Scissor's theme by itself is scary as well. It has that vibe that makes you feel like "This is it!! We better end it fast!""

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol 3 роки тому +7

      im surprised olivia is more scared of the stapler

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 3 роки тому +1

      Scissors ain’t messing around and hello mskfan15

    • @syndere6755
      @syndere6755 2 роки тому +4

      It really does give off a "no backing out or slipping up, it's fight or die" vibe

    • @sheilalepasana115
      @sheilalepasana115 3 місяці тому

      Yeah it really brings a " You've come so far, you better not f*ck up now!" vibe

  • @NicoDee0517
    @NicoDee0517 4 роки тому +315

    "You can't dodge forever, you will soon succumb!"
    "One touch of my blade and you'll go numb!"
    "I'm scissors, you are paper, you know what I do!"
    *"Omae wa mō shinde iru"*

  • @pikachucrusher2663
    @pikachucrusher2663 4 роки тому +253

    "Worthless Object, Again, Again!"
    "Once Again, I have cut a worthless object."

  • @helenmccauley2890
    @helenmccauley2890 4 роки тому +205

    Scissors seems like the guy to say "While you slept, I studied the blade" unironically.

    • @-voiddemoni-9243
      @-voiddemoni-9243 3 роки тому +35

      To be fair he is most literally the blade itself

    • @austincoker3714
      @austincoker3714 3 роки тому +21

      @@-voiddemoni-9243 it's like studying history for him

    • @UnderdarkTrans
      @UnderdarkTrans 3 роки тому +12

      He can also back it up by cutting people in half

    • @geoffabbythomas7293
      @geoffabbythomas7293 3 роки тому +3

      Is that pc goose

    • @Pearl_Blossom
      @Pearl_Blossom 5 місяців тому

      Is that the original quote? I only know "While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade"

  • @benjohnston1122
    @benjohnston1122 4 роки тому +135

    "Hail to the origami king."
    HE SAID IT. THE MASOCHIST FUNNY.
    "Once again, I have cut a worthless object."
    ..bro when was scissors a kartana

    • @Madshadon
      @Madshadon 3 роки тому +1

      Y e s

    • @Marshadow01
      @Marshadow01 3 роки тому +1

      It seems I am not the only one who can understand reversed words

    • @Madshadon
      @Madshadon 3 роки тому +2

      Ecno niaga I evah tuc a sselhtrow tcejbo
      Is dis kartana

    • @Marshadow01
      @Marshadow01 3 роки тому

      @@Madshadon mhm

    • @Madshadon
      @Madshadon 3 роки тому

      Ok

  • @smbsuperfan271
    @smbsuperfan271 4 роки тому +63

    0:51 I thought I heard I am the bae of all paper and got so confused

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 4 роки тому +278

    "Once again, I cut a worthless object."
    ... I see what you did there. This is a Pokemon song in disguise!

    • @tavoknaza7086
      @tavoknaza7086 4 роки тому +11

      That pharse existed before Pokemon.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +17

      @@tavoknaza7086 That it did. I'm told that Goemon Ishikawa XIII from _Lupin the Third_ said it a lot.

    • @azuretheegg8308
      @azuretheegg8308 4 роки тому +7

      I mean the bosses in Origami king are pretty alien compared to everything else

    • @GlisteningDes1ra3
      @GlisteningDes1ra3 4 роки тому +5

      ..........Kartana, I guess just bc everybody's talking about it

    • @resumethyvideo7631
      @resumethyvideo7631 4 роки тому +2

      @@hornedcrusader9485 and who said this.

  • @itred12
    @itred12 3 роки тому +13

    The rest of the Legion: _Cleverly insulting Mario in rhyme while also throwing an occasional "hail the Origami King" in there_
    Scissors: *VIOLENCE*

  • @DarthMolgy
    @DarthMolgy 4 роки тому +481

    "They can even cut up the time"
    He's a JoJo villain alright

  • @ntobin4709
    @ntobin4709 4 роки тому +253

    The boss when you fight them: 1:17
    The boss when you unlock them as a playable character: 0:31

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 роки тому +208

    2:29 You know, considering the humor in Origami King, I'm surprised Scissors didn't say "You are already dead" in the actual fight
    He is quite literally a.... *_snippy_* character

    • @lewoomies1447
      @lewoomies1447 4 роки тому +3

      Who are you and why do I see you everywhere

    • @weirdidiot4616
      @weirdidiot4616 4 роки тому +3

      @@lewoomies1447 they ARE ewherywehere

    • @weirdidiot4616
      @weirdidiot4616 4 роки тому +1

      How rare it is to See one of your comment that far down

    • @FrenchyTaughtMe_
      @FrenchyTaughtMe_ 4 роки тому +2

      Why are you everywhere?!?

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 4 роки тому +2

      Theirs been rumors that half the planet all share this account are those rumors true?

  • @crydresseusedejohto2257
    @crydresseusedejohto2257 4 роки тому +172

    I love how the Scissors sounds.
    And that's also why they are my favorite boss of the game, and I think their design is perfect:
    They are literally just a very deadly weapon and nothing else, able to cut (and kill) literally everything, as it's all paper.
    For paper beings in a paper world, a giant sentient pair of scissors only represents death.
    And I think their voice here represents this idea very well!
    (Also, I was really surprised to see Mario losing at the end. But it makes sense. And he has a 1-Up Mushroom so he isn't dead)

    • @DE23
      @DE23 4 роки тому +9

      To mario it's like fighting a giant gun

    • @thezygardiantrio9434
      @thezygardiantrio9434 4 роки тому +5

      Actually im pretty sure if Mario jumps on the blades of scissors or gets hit by its Final Cut attack Mario ISNT revived, after all it cant glue two pieces of paper back together

    • @bookswithbek2702
      @bookswithbek2702 4 роки тому

      No in a casual playthrough I had a 1up and got cut by scissors it revived me

    • @ryanyoung1034
      @ryanyoung1034 4 роки тому +1

      Yep mario use the power of Mario's mipha's grace and bring this back to the Wii u so can use rock.

  • @strawdeath263
    @strawdeath263 4 роки тому +104

    "Once again, I have cut a worthless object"
    I see somebody listened to Kartana's voice lines backwards.

    • @SpeeddemonGaming-je9dh
      @SpeeddemonGaming-je9dh 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @bettyl8970
      @bettyl8970 3 роки тому +2

      kartana=legendary pokemon

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 2 роки тому

      Isn’t this goemons phrase?

    • @tntguy7915
      @tntguy7915 Рік тому

      the line is perfect : kartana is made of paper and is an origami also they both cut trought everthing physical in their universe (even more with kartana)

  • @kanapotetakerngkeat3506
    @kanapotetakerngkeat3506 4 роки тому +678

    Every time I read Scissor’s alias I read it as “Dual Bladed Socialist”

  • @luismanuelascaniomarin2292
    @luismanuelascaniomarin2292 4 роки тому +146

    See? This is why he takes his time, so every cover he does is perfect, if you rush him, the quality of the video will be worse, so let him take his time

    • @MrDilly2011
      @MrDilly2011 4 роки тому +7

      I agree.

    • @clund4
      @clund4 4 роки тому +3

      Same but I'm still glad he did it also I don't care if the quality is bad it sounds great

    • @moofusgoofus
      @moofusgoofus 4 роки тому +1

      Heh cover

    • @lerriboogusto7362
      @lerriboogusto7362 4 роки тому +2

      If anyone rushes him again I’ll rush off their neck(for real you actually thought, just please don’t rush I’m guys)

    • @luismanuelascaniomarin2292
      @luismanuelascaniomarin2292 4 роки тому +1

      @@lerriboogusto7362 allow me to help fellow muederer, i might bring some knives to make the work easier =)

  • @Francisco-yi9lw
    @Francisco-yi9lw 3 роки тому +56

    Scissors: “Once again I have CUT a Worthless Object!”
    Mario with 1-Up Shroom: “Boy, I’m about to Rock your world and send you back to the drawing board!”

    • @thatthing3783
      @thatthing3783 3 роки тому +8

      Scissors was more afraid of the mention of rock than Mario not dying

  • @thatoneplushguy
    @thatoneplushguy 3 роки тому +240

    “H.. Hey! That’s not fair. You can’t just jump over! OH YOU CHEATER. Stay right there let me go again.”
    Yeah as if you instant killing Mario is totally fair.

    • @wsd7816
      @wsd7816 3 роки тому +10

      right there. you told me to say it

    • @Chib9
      @Chib9 2 роки тому +4

      He isnt avoiding any of Mario's hits

    • @nikozanoyblequy4636
      @nikozanoyblequy4636 2 роки тому +7

      @@Chib9 also, while scissors being the kryptonite of paper is nothing new, mario literally start dodging instead of blocking as he start using his final cut, for no apparent reason

    • @j.hawkins8779
      @j.hawkins8779 2 роки тому +1

      @@nikozanoyblequy4636 *hhhhhhmmmmmmm i wonder why?*

    • @babyboi3910
      @babyboi3910 Рік тому

      I mean. Don't most mario bosses do that already? At least if he doesn't have any powerups anyways.

  • @sansistheman3344
    @sansistheman3344 4 роки тому +172

    “Once again I cut a worthless object” oh boy sold this for me when I heard that, wonder how many others will get that

  • @criticubestars6065
    @criticubestars6065 4 роки тому +83

    Scissors enjoying how smoothly he glides through mario ಠ◡ಠ

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol 3 роки тому +2

      it is very satisfying, one cut that i cant recreate

  • @paddythelegend1671
    @paddythelegend1671 4 роки тому +402

    wHeN aRe YoU
    Going to take a break? Seriously take a load off. You deserve it Juno

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs  4 роки тому +160

      i will take a break after december

    • @paddythelegend1671
      @paddythelegend1671 4 роки тому +7

      @@JunoSongs woo

    • @Vee420
      @Vee420 4 роки тому +12

      @@JunoSongs phew finaly relax ok take a rest u deserve it

    • @coolspell
      @coolspell 4 роки тому +7

      @@JunoSongs POGGERS

    • @aspookyghost7319
      @aspookyghost7319 4 роки тому +8

      @Juno Songs it’s about time you had a rest :D

  • @raj.8924
    @raj.8924 3 роки тому +131

    “OMAE WA...MOU SHINDERIU!”
    When you hear that line from Japanese scissors, Rest In Peace.

  • @tritrystuff430
    @tritrystuff430 3 роки тому +330

    Olly: what do you do?
    Scissors: I cut up things and put their face on pets.
    Olly:... and?
    Scissors: I’m a anime swordsmen.
    Olly: your hired.
    Edit: I just noticed this is my most liked comment

    • @archibald5128
      @archibald5128 3 роки тому +38

      Na it's more like:
      Olly: So, what can you do?
      Scissors: I'm literally a pair of scissors in a world of paper.
      Olly: Oh..

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 3 роки тому +12

      Yape would still flex on him

    • @tritrystuff430
      @tritrystuff430 3 роки тому +5

      @@ayo.2022 Yeah, he would.

    • @tomaszwojciula
      @tomaszwojciula 3 роки тому +3

      @@ayo.2022 Ah, I see, you are a man of culture.

    • @YouraverageE
      @YouraverageE 3 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @justcallmeleonardo
    @justcallmeleonardo 4 роки тому +49

    I love how weirdly scary scissors is. Like, to me that's just a pair of scissors, but in the paper mario universe it's the ultimate killing machine.

    • @kittycuddler_4437
      @kittycuddler_4437 4 роки тому +7

      I thought they were going to sound all knightly and honorable, not like... this!... I still LOVE it either way

    • @justcallmeleonardo
      @justcallmeleonardo 4 роки тому +3

      @@kittycuddler_4437 I had a similar idea, although I did expect a bit of its clear insanity to shine through.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 4 роки тому

      It's like evil one punch man that gets hasn't yet retired

    • @velvetphi
      @velvetphi 4 роки тому +5

      @@kittycuddler_4437 From what I hear, he's almost childlike in the JP script. Literally just toying with you the whole time, because of just how much power he holds, being a pair of scissors in a paper world. Great power, great insanity and all that. When he loses, he can't even say anything in response; the shock of scissors losing to paper is so much that he just stops.

    • @kittycuddler_4437
      @kittycuddler_4437 4 роки тому

      @@velvetphi True

  • @willardkestila6465
    @willardkestila6465 4 роки тому +61

    Mario uses Yape*
    Scissors: OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!

  • @lokencool2playz85
    @lokencool2playz85 3 роки тому +159

    Me: Did you finish Scizzor's song?
    Juno: Yes.
    Me: What did it cost?
    Juno: My throat.

    • @wsd7816
      @wsd7816 3 роки тому +9

      a needed sacrifice

    • @florantlover5554
      @florantlover5554 3 роки тому +7

      ​@@wsd7816a small scafriece in the name of music​

    • @leif6111
      @leif6111 2 роки тому +4

      His very own unique laugh 1:30

    • @chasevaccaro8468
      @chasevaccaro8468 2 роки тому +2

      THE GIANT SCISSORS CUT OFF MAH DI-*mpphphp* just some fees from "Nintendo" and terrible throat damage

    • @RandomAccount_IG_LOL
      @RandomAccount_IG_LOL Рік тому

      Juno made a song about the Pokémon Scizor?

  • @completelyrandomperson2249
    @completelyrandomperson2249 4 роки тому +58

    "Once again, I have cut a worthless object"
    Not only is the origin of this line from a noble samurai, but Kartana, a pokemon that can cut a steel building in two with a stroke of its blades also says this line in the pokemon anime.

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 роки тому +1

      ... Holly shit. I was just at that point part when I read your comment.

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 3 роки тому +1

      @Owen Almy Imagine if someone were to come up with a mod to replace the bosses of the game with Pokémons instead, which would be quite difficult tbh cuz aside from Kartana, I don't know a lot of Pokémon that would come close to all of them desk supplies

    • @lullabye4053
      @lullabye4053 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gazing-09
      Pencils - celesteela
      Rubber band - pheramosa
      Hole punch - buzzswole
      Tape - ?
      Scissors - Kartana
      Stapler - zamazenta

    • @davidmckenzie9086
      @davidmckenzie9086 3 роки тому +1

      What do you mean I just heard kartana noises

  • @buddy961
    @buddy961 4 роки тому +15

    Lyrics:
    YOU FOOL, DARE TO CHALLENGE ME?
    THE MASTER OF CUTLERY?
    ON MY BLADE, YOUR DOOM YOU'LL SEE
    TO MY SWORD, YOU'LL TAKE A KNEE
    Though you'll fall like those before,
    instant death would be a bore!
    So for you my blade, I'll store!
    Entertain me, I implore!
    Without my blades, my martial skill is without parallel,
    I don't need to slice you now to make this duel a living hell.
    I laugh, I SPIT upon your hammers, jump, and fire spells
    hear the sound of the funeral bells!
    Your weak, your frail, your paper-thin
    you're never gonna win,
    you'll be but scraps of paper to be tossed into the bin!
    (Hey, watch your head, Mario! One touch of those blades and all your health will go!)
    I am the reaper that comes in the night,
    hear my blades unsheathe
    you've already lost the fight!
    Takes just one cut to eviscerate your life
    I'm the bane of all paper,
    I'm the bringer of strife!
    I am growing bored,
    no more holding back!
    Time to draw my blade for my last attack!
    I'm scissors,
    you are paper,
    you know what comes next!
    Say goodnight, plumber!
    I WILL SLIT YOUR NECK!
    Here now, you die,
    you will rest in pieces!
    The final cut approaches,
    my power releases,
    now fall in twain,
    your pulp shall rain!
    The Dual-Bladed Duelist brings the pain!
    You know you're dead when you hear my rhyme!
    My blades so sharp,
    they can even cut up the time!
    I grant no quarter,
    I'LL CUT YOU INTO QUARTERS!
    (evil laughter)
    How long 'til you falter here?
    'Til you are consumed by fear?
    Your death is approaching near!
    You'll fall to my deadly shears!
    You slip. You make one mistake!
    One bad jump is all it takes!
    Now I have raised the stakes!
    Won't be long 'til your will shall break!
    Your pulp will stain the castle of your oldest nemesis,
    and you will join the shadows creeping through the edifice!
    You've climbed to heaven, now your tripping at the precipice!
    Your head is mine, there is no escaping this!
    As stated by the ancient combat art of ro-sham-bo,
    The outcome of this duel,
    who lives who dies, you already know!
    (Hey, watch your step, Mario! Don't jump on those blades, or else your health will go!)
    I am the sword that cleaves through the land,
    all papers doom shall come by my hand!
    You'll be reshaped when your final hour I bring!
    You will have no choice
    but to hail the Origami King!
    You can't dodge forever!
    You will soon succumb!
    One touch of my blade, and you'll go numb!
    I'm scissors
    you are paper,
    you know what I do!
    Omie awa mo shinderu! (You are already dead!)
    Here now you die,
    you will rest in pieces!
    The final cut approaches,
    my power releases,
    now fall in twain,
    your pulp shall rain!
    The Dual-Bladed Duelist brings the pain!
    You know you're dead when you hear my rhyme!
    My blades so sharp,
    they can even cut up the time!
    I grant no quarter,
    I'LL CUT YOU INTO QUARTERS!
    Once again, I have cut a worthless object!

  • @metaridley2911
    @metaridley2911 3 роки тому +7

    "Your pulp will stain the castle of your oldest nemesis"
    "Your oldest nemesis"
    Cranky Kong: *Why are we still here?....Just to suffer?...*

  • @breekarg2013
    @breekarg2013 4 роки тому +23

    That moment when you see the bully annoying the quiet kid but he grab a pair of scissors and starts signing this.

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 3 роки тому +14

    king olly: "And what do you do?"
    "You asked that question to a pair of scissors in a paper world."
    "...oh"

    • @miraabramson1728
      @miraabramson1728 3 місяці тому

      I think the only reason scissors works for Ollie's because of loyalty because he can literally cut him up

  • @dimensionalhero9183
    @dimensionalhero9183 4 роки тому +45

    When you said it was coming out Sunday I didn't think you meant the literal instant Sunday happened

  • @ma3mc3mu-X
    @ma3mc3mu-X 4 роки тому +30

    2:18
    "You will have no choice, but to *hail the Origami King!"*
    YES! I was worried you wouldn't include that phrase since this is nearing its end.
    One more to go (Tape)!

    • @jacketofdiamonds
      @jacketofdiamonds 4 роки тому +3

      I thought Yape was already covered

    • @peelythebananabanana8115
      @peelythebananabanana8115 4 роки тому +1

      I would say you forgot Stapler, but we got a totally legit cover of that song

    • @FBEAR05
      @FBEAR05 4 роки тому

      @@peelythebananabanana8115 yeah. It just needs to be re-upload with the art for it.

    • @ScarletVictor
      @ScarletVictor 4 роки тому

      @Dalziel Gavin like what? A translation

    • @nathoghazi5026
      @nathoghazi5026 4 роки тому

      YAPE

  • @PinkGoldBeans6197
    @PinkGoldBeans6197 3 роки тому +23

    When he said I'll slit your neck i flinched

  • @herrerasauruspack7817
    @herrerasauruspack7817 4 роки тому +42

    As a Pokémon fan, I squealed when he said: “once again I have cut a worthless object.”

    • @aspookyghost7319
      @aspookyghost7319 4 роки тому +1

      Same lol

    • @NeonWasInUse
      @NeonWasInUse 4 роки тому +1

      I always thought Scissors was similar to Kartana
      but now it's my full on headcannon Scissors uses a full team of Kartana in Pokémon and says that exact line whenever he knocks a Pokémon out.

    • @GlisteningDes1ra3
      @GlisteningDes1ra3 4 роки тому +1

      I'm no legit Pokemon fan so I assumed Juno just made him look like an intimidating boss

    • @arandominternetman5032
      @arandominternetman5032 4 роки тому +1

      I think Scissor's full team would be:
      Doublade 1
      Scizor (Duh) 2
      Sirfetch'ed 3
      Ageslash 4
      Bisharp 5
      Kartana 6 Ace

    • @SpeeddemonGaming-je9dh
      @SpeeddemonGaming-je9dh 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @SpringFreddyYT
    @SpringFreddyYT 4 роки тому +101

    Olly: So, what can you do?
    Scissors: Well, you know the classic game Rock, Paper, Scissors?
    Olly: Yeah, I used to play that all the time with my sister.
    Scissors: Well, you know how Scissors always won against paper?
    Olly: Ye- OH. Ooohhhhh.
    *Say no more you’re hired.*

    • @ineedamedicbag958
      @ineedamedicbag958 4 роки тому +3

      Heya, again

    • @SpringFreddyYT
      @SpringFreddyYT 4 роки тому +2

      @@ineedamedicbag958 hi! Great to see you here.

    • @catherineling5437
      @catherineling5437 4 роки тому +2

      I wanted to find this comment

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol 4 роки тому +1

      didnt really hire them, they kinda just came to life and served him

    • @SpringFreddyYT
      @SpringFreddyYT 4 роки тому +6

      @@weelolol
      *No way*
      *it’s almost as if...*
      *this is a joke*

  • @haydrionslaughter3747
    @haydrionslaughter3747 4 роки тому +20

    The 'you are already dead' line caught me way off guard, I love it.

  • @themastergamer-nx7oi
    @themastergamer-nx7oi 4 роки тому +44

    True respect to the man for making this, love the song especially the “omau wa” reference.

  • @oshawottmain7608
    @oshawottmain7608 4 роки тому +31

    I'm simply TRIMMING with excitement! There was never a DULL moment while I was listening to this. The SHEAR amount of EDGE in this song provided a very positive experience for my SHARP hearing.

    • @ls190v2
      @ls190v2 Рік тому +1

      Scissors' voice must have been shear terror for Mario.

  • @Generic_human0
    @Generic_human0 4 роки тому +28

    The “Once again I cut a worthless object” is a reference to the Pokémon anime when you reverse kartana’s sounds you get “Once again I cut worthless object”

    • @adriancardona2172
      @adriancardona2172 4 роки тому +6

      Kartana is referencing Goemon though.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +3

      @@adriancardona2172 Yep. Who knew the Ultra Beasts got such good cable?

    • @sandraham9937
      @sandraham9937 3 роки тому

      @@kylestubbs8867 well kartana is from a different universe so maybe people from that show are real in his universe

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 3 роки тому

      @@kylestubbs8867 I mean, Kartana comes for a world with human samurais...

    • @Generic_human0
      @Generic_human0 3 роки тому

      @@andrewlambiase1656 oh wow I never knew that

  • @archerdamo9160
    @archerdamo9160 4 роки тому +90

    "I cut another worthless object"
    KARTANA VIETNAM FLASHBACK

    • @betabee1221
      @betabee1221 4 роки тому +14

      *T H A T W A S A G O O D C U T .*

    • @briceschiele6955
      @briceschiele6955 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking about if anyone was talking about that!

  • @muffinhead2006
    @muffinhead2006 4 роки тому +28

    Why is the best part of this the Toads singing like angels

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 3 роки тому +2

      This is the end boss of World 5 after all

    • @megamaki9738
      @megamaki9738 2 роки тому

      @@donovanmahan2901 the shangri-spa

  • @dylfortune7384
    @dylfortune7384 4 роки тому +223

    You know this is legit when it has the lyrics: “Hail the Origami King”

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs  4 роки тому +138

      Are you telling me that "HAIL THE ORIGAMI KORIGAMI" is NOT a legitimate song lyric???

    • @aspookyghost7319
      @aspookyghost7319 4 роки тому +36

      We need Paper Maper: Origami Korigami Legion of Stationery! Coloured Wencils, Yape, Shissors, Flapler, Bole Runch, and Chubber Tand

    • @T_the_Smeargle
      @T_the_Smeargle 4 роки тому +4

      What was the king's name again? My spelling and grammar are still bad... Sorry!

    • @T_the_Smeargle
      @T_the_Smeargle 4 роки тому +1

      Nevermind, found it.

    • @patrisowka2010
      @patrisowka2010 4 роки тому +1

      @@aspookyghost7319 That's reaaaaally clever.

  • @oshawottmain7608
    @oshawottmain7608 4 роки тому +19

    All right, we finally got our treat, now we are _obligated_ to wait as long as Juno wants before the next League of Stationary song, no complaints.

  • @mysterypillar9818
    @mysterypillar9818 4 роки тому +18

    I like how the song CUTS to the chase instantly and you PINNED Scissor’s voice with his SHARP sounding singing voice and I wonder what this song was like before the FINAL CUT ;)

  • @zoieschubert1901
    @zoieschubert1901 4 роки тому +59

    I sheariously don’t understand scissor puns, but o get the point of knife puns. Also, this is amazing and I love your work Juno! ❤️

  • @ultima1033
    @ultima1033 4 роки тому +12

    Firstly, that description Tho. Lol.
    Secondly, amazing work. I feel like the slightest hint of Juno's frustration went into this song.
    I knew the sciccors song would be pretty violent but dang.
    Loved it all the same. Definitely worth the wait.

  • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
    @CaptainRillaboomArmenia Рік тому +2

    Plot twist: Mario actually made a inanimate doppelganger with the paper from the streamer.
    Scissors, while cutting and destroying the streamer, thought he killed Mario, while the plumber could escape.

  • @agostonpitlik8045
    @agostonpitlik8045 4 роки тому +25

    Wow, you were really fast with this song. I don't even understand why do people always demand songs even faster. You did this song so fast, that you could dodge Scissors with this speed.
    You're doing an extremely great job. Even when you see hate comments, you make a joke about them. I really respect you for these.
    I hope no matter what problems you have, will be fixed soon. You are epic Juno, always remember it.

  • @rhyperiorhunter7339
    @rhyperiorhunter7339 Рік тому +6

    2:57 I don't know if this is a coincidence but that line is exactly what Kartana says int the English version of the pokemon sun and moon anime just in reverse

  • @oqo3310
    @oqo3310 4 роки тому +14

    The effort and emotion you put in this was impressing. This is one is probably one of your best songs.

  • @jotasietesiete4397
    @jotasietesiete4397 4 роки тому +38

    Everyibody gangsta til the scisors start making anime references

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed. Who knew a pair of Scissors could find the time to watch _Lupin the Third?_

    • @D.Family421
      @D.Family421 4 роки тому +3

      @@kylestubbs8867 or even pokemon!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому

      @@D.Family421 Well, you'd only know from _that_ by playing it backwards. Which would take a bit _more_ time.

  • @infwarriorofshadows5897
    @infwarriorofshadows5897 Рік тому +4

    I’m a soldier, not a diplomat. CUT to the chase!

  • @jeremytewari3346
    @jeremytewari3346 4 роки тому +6

    Whoever at Nintendo had the idea to give a pair of scissors the personality of an anime villain should head the Paper Mario games from now on

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 4 роки тому +22

    2:57 Backwards Kartana reference

  • @joliealbury6936
    @joliealbury6936 4 роки тому +12

    "All paper's doom shall come by my hand!"
    Sir, you are a giant pair of scissors. You have no hands.

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 4 роки тому +3

      Ever heard of Handaconda?

    • @Pulivari124
      @Pulivari124 2 роки тому +1

      Can't say handle without a hand.

  • @ParaBeetleX
    @ParaBeetleX 4 роки тому +3

    Truly the most heinous of Olly's minions...Not only does he (do they?) makes paper dolls out of anyone he sees fit, he uses their pieces to make the biggest affronts to nature in this world. Darn good singing voice, though.

  • @warframe129
    @warframe129 4 роки тому +42

    Hope people will stop demanding for more from him now

    • @FanofGuardianTales
      @FanofGuardianTales 4 роки тому +7

      Chances are that some people will request him a "better version" because they didn't like this one.

    • @moldbug1660
      @moldbug1660 4 роки тому +1

      @@FanofGuardianTales Yeah some people might.

    • @1ce64
      @1ce64 4 роки тому +3

      Then we'd probably end up with Yape 2 Electric Boogaloo.

    • @nathoghazi5026
      @nathoghazi5026 4 роки тому

      @@1ce64 AKA Wapler

    • @Dementi0
      @Dementi0 4 роки тому

      You fool. You underestimate there power.

  • @awesometrev2006
    @awesometrev2006 4 роки тому +13

    Man, you really cutting through the competition with this great content! Keep up the great work!

    • @awesometrev2006
      @awesometrev2006 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, of course it’s going to be a lame joke, what did you expect?

    • @ineedamedicbag958
      @ineedamedicbag958 4 роки тому

      @@awesometrev2006 and WHAT do You expect? *gun

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs  4 роки тому +5

      That's how it is, any way you SLICE it

    • @ineedamedicbag958
      @ineedamedicbag958 4 роки тому

      @@JunoSongs OH, HOLY, PECK, THANKS SO MUCH FOR REPLIYNG JUNO., also will there be a sonic. Exe round 2 with lyrics next Halloween?

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 4 роки тому

      @@JunoSongs time to DICE things up.

  • @scissorsbuthesahumanpmtok4576
    @scissorsbuthesahumanpmtok4576 3 роки тому +2

    You've done me justice. Even managed to capture the "overconfident duelist" thing. This was well worth the slightly longer wait.

  • @cyclonus6042
    @cyclonus6042 4 роки тому +22

    The perfect gift for Juno for Christmas
    A break

    • @lerriboogusto7362
      @lerriboogusto7362 4 роки тому

      kirbyman I wanna give him a note that says ” take a break”

  • @venomw6823
    @venomw6823 4 роки тому +10

    I’ve never seen a scissor this threatening since I evolved my scyther

  • @BoyBoy513
    @BoyBoy513 4 роки тому +16

    Everyone's pointing out the "You're already dead" but you also gotta love that ending reference to Kartana
    's anime dub,
    (for those who don't get it, most if not all of Kartana's lines in the sun/moon Anime can be reversed to say some variation of "ONCE AGAIN, I WILL CUT A WORTHLESS OBJECT!!", which is Scissor's ending line at 2:55)

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 3 роки тому +1

      Except Kartana saying that line was a reference to an even older anime.

  • @alexdacat4026
    @alexdacat4026 4 роки тому +15

    Me:
    Oh yeah, another song I wanna translate from English!
    1:07
    “You will rest in pieces”
    Uhh....what w-will I do?....

    • @bubbaloobub3592
      @bubbaloobub3592 4 роки тому +1

      What about 2:30

    • @alexdacat4026
      @alexdacat4026 4 роки тому

      @@bubbaloobub3592 here I would just leave the similar to original thing: to make Japanese reference text by latin letters, to make a translate in parenthetis. This is at least translatable
      (Sorry for my English)

    • @gitch_error
      @gitch_error 4 місяці тому

      When I click on help in this fight it says jumpy so I jump on the scissors

  • @daanjanssen2852
    @daanjanssen2852 4 роки тому +6

    Good to hear that this turned out as amazing as your other songs even with all the extra stress from people asking.

  • @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686
    @thepunkkingkingofthederps7686 4 роки тому +7

    I love how the lyrics mimic the tone the song sets, which is THE STRESS OF FIGHTING THIS GUY!!! Also, I hope you enjoy your break next month! You defiantly need it (saw you mention it in another comment)

  • @diobrando3364
    @diobrando3364 3 роки тому +6

    "You fool! Dare to challenge me?"
    "Oh, so you're approaching me?"
    same energy

  • @hollow3656
    @hollow3656 4 роки тому +56

    Olly: "So... what do you do?"
    Scissors: "I-"
    Olly: "You are hired, buddy."

    • @ultrauno-u9710
      @ultrauno-u9710 4 роки тому +7

      Scissors:I'm A pair of sci-
      Olly: *"YOU'RE HIRED"*

    • @timmytime3727
      @timmytime3727 3 роки тому +7

      Olly: “So... what do you do?”
      Colored Pencils: “I draw things.”
      Olly: “eh not that good.”
      Colored Pencils: “UHHH.... THEY ALSO-”
      Olly: “You're hired.”

    • @mikeschmidt2526
      @mikeschmidt2526 3 роки тому +1

      if olly have a sense of Humor, i call him deadpool 2.0

    • @wsd7816
      @wsd7816 3 роки тому +3

      Olly: soon your scissors?
      scissors: yes
      Olly: what do ya do?
      scissors: *unsheathes*
      Olly: OH DEAR.... uuuhhh...... YOUR HIRED BUDDY

    • @EurariaGacha
      @EurariaGacha 8 місяців тому

      Olly : "And you... what do you do ?
      Stapler : "Wouf !"
      Olly : You're hired !

  • @serdeaboi7449
    @serdeaboi7449 3 роки тому +5

    Anime scissorsman cuts paper in half while screaming threats

  • @Gusername
    @Gusername 4 роки тому +25

    me: about to go to sleep
    Notifications: hey u up
    Me: I'm tired go away
    Notifications: theirs's a new juno video
    me: screw sleep

  • @megasnowey7177
    @megasnowey7177 4 роки тому +8

    I love how scissors says "once again I cut a worthless object" referencing what kartanna says in reverse in the anime

  • @Nova_Ghost_Gamer
    @Nova_Ghost_Gamer 8 місяців тому +2

    Imagine fighting a corrupt grim reaper of your world, and they're constantly using specials after making the fight fair for only a few turns.

  • @tuxedobird
    @tuxedobird 4 роки тому +216

    Can’t wait to see entitled people implying that this took too long

    • @Vent_YT
      @Vent_YT 4 роки тому +16

      WHATS THE WAIT JUNO!? ITS BEEN LIKE 99999999999 YREASRS SINCE LYOU’VEPL SOUPLOADED! AND WON I CAN’T SPEII WORLS WON!
      Edit: Happy now?

    • @1ce64
      @1ce64 4 роки тому +1

      Too long you mean not long enough

    • @evanraynolds8699
      @evanraynolds8699 4 роки тому +2

      i will wait for juno songs. but it feels longer with those atrocities. i'm looking at you Yape!

    • @TheIceCreamWizard
      @TheIceCreamWizard 4 роки тому +5

      @@evanraynolds8699 yape is the best

    • @evanraynolds8699
      @evanraynolds8699 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheIceCreamWizard i dont even know how to respond to that.

  • @Kyle-bh7tg
    @Kyle-bh7tg 4 роки тому +10

    Omg you even referenced anime Kartana at the end. Thank you for CUTting so much time out of your life to make this masterpiece...
    ...I couldn’t think of a better pun. Sorry

  • @carmenrivera8580
    @carmenrivera8580 3 роки тому +7

    Olly: qhy should i hire you?
    Scissors: im a literal pair of scissors
    Olly: so?
    Scissors: WE ARE IN A WORLD OF PAPER

  • @FanofGuardianTales
    @FanofGuardianTales 4 роки тому +73

    Scissors sounds like .Exe when he laughs, I love how evil his voice is.

    • @Gameboi9865
      @Gameboi9865 4 роки тому +1

      I know, right?

    • @BlitzøBucko-e9j
      @BlitzøBucko-e9j 4 роки тому +3

      Juno you can rest

    • @SnakeCatGod
      @SnakeCatGod 4 роки тому

      @@BlitzøBucko-e9j his work is never done

    • @Blueshandle
      @Blueshandle 4 роки тому +1

      @Fan Of 8-Bits Oh, hey dude.

    • @FanofGuardianTales
      @FanofGuardianTales 4 роки тому

      @Oreo Cookie
      Sonic.exe, I'm referring to the cover Juno made for this Halloween.

  • @staticthejolteon
    @staticthejolteon 4 роки тому +12

    “Once again, I have cut a worthless object”
    Scissors is Kartana in disguise.

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 3 роки тому

      And Goemon Ishikawa XIII as well...

    • @syndere6755
      @syndere6755 3 роки тому +1

      Funny thing about Kartana. It's supposed to be made of paper. That's why its grass type.

  • @Deadchannel312
    @Deadchannel312 3 роки тому +6

    Marios lyrics against scissors at 0:07
    you there who do you think you are ?
    fighting against a true superstar
    well you think you will have to the win
    well i wont hail the origami king
    beaten all those office stuff
    so you shouldn't be that tough
    put on a cover? oh what a shame
    now here comes youre end of the game
    with that cover on you will think you're so very smart
    well you're not cause with those blades you could split me apart
    i will end your crime by beating you once and for all
    just use a rock to make you fall
    youre very sharp , very strong and scary i have to admit
    but fighting me and you will see i will make you quit
    toads
    yeeess thats the spirit mario
    take those scissors down
    he is just a clunzy clown
    i am the plumber that saves every day
    here all the toads cheer
    so scissors go away
    you may have blades that will make me split apart
    youre a danger of paper
    youre not so very smart
    now here comes the fight
    he's blades unsheathe
    now finally a real fight that's all I need
    youre scissors i am paper
    what does that mean
    well say goodby sciccors
    i will make you scream
    hey why are youre failing you're not even trying
    the time is ticking , youre about to dying
    just fall apart
    youre aren't very smart
    super mario broke youre master art
    you know whats up when you fight mario
    you made a mistake , wou ill win i say NO
    No more mercy
    I will give no mercy
    Mario : here we goooooo
    why are you still fighting here
    you should quake in fear
    well the end is very near
    cutted paper will soon disappear
    you want to cut me , oh big mistake
    i will throw you in a lake
    princess peach is on a bake
    she will invite me for some cake
    my best enemy will keep his castle and you will leave
    and we will work together that's something you wont will believe
    the castle crashed but not so hard as you will do
    お前はもう死んでいる (You are already dead)
    but this battle is just between us two
    and you will lose , all my enemies will included you
    toads
    yeess you will win mario
    this is youre fight
    you will stay the spotlight
    i am the man with so many plans
    and i have so many support , from all my fans
    king olly wont be proud with a loser like you
    お前はもう死んでいる (You are already dead)
    you cant go forever
    those blades will soon be dead
    an you thought i will die, well you will instead
    youre scissors i am paper
    what does that mean
    well say goodby sciccors
    i will make you scream
    hey why are youre failing you're not even trying
    the time is ticking , youre about to dying
    just fall apart
    youre aren't very smart
    super mario broke youre master art
    you know whats up when you fight mario
    you made a mistake , wou ill win i say NO
    No more mercy
    I will give no mercy
    Once Again i have saved the day
    (toads cheering)

  • @wizardvozk5874
    @wizardvozk5874 4 роки тому +6

    Definitely the most evil of all the Stationery.
    The dude straight up mutilated a bunch of people and used their still-conscious faces to make an unholy monster.

  • @evilslyveon2720
    @evilslyveon2720 4 роки тому +7

    Is it sad that I woke up at 5 am SHARP for this.....thanks Juno very cool my ears have been blessed with this. ;)