In the comics the fight was extremely close, hitgirl almost lost. Mother Russia was strangling her with her bare hands. Then two random geeks come up and say "hit girl? Do you need help?" Mother Russia turns around and Hit Girl uses the momentary distraction to slit her throat. Then she tore her head off in front of the boys and said "Thanks for the assist!"
Why’s nobody talking about how mother russia just stood on the couch waiting for a worthy opponent to challenge her? She personifies “final boss energy”
There was supposed to be but kick ass and kick ass 2 were the 2 highest movies illegally downloaded which cost the studio millions of dollars in losses.
Um...other fun fact: that's not true at all. Hit Girl didn't use anything when she fought Mother Russia. Battle Guy and Ass Kick accidentally distract her, giving Hit Girl the opportunity to stab her with broken glass from a shattered storefront and cut her head off.
+The Shaqtus Technically it does. It's triggered by the "fight or flight" reflex. If you choose to fight it lessens the pain receptors so you can go at it harder and it amps up your strength and reflexes so that you can respond faster. Or if you choose to run it helps you to focus and speeds you up. Have you never heard stories of people in moments of great stress literally being able to lift a car off a loved one? That's adrenaline.
Its amazing how Hit Girl is a billion times less powerful than Captain Marvel and makes zero claims about how strong and badass she is and yet is a 100X times more badass .
Scott Wright Yes, she would have been. She's lucky that Mother Russia assumed it was poison and injected it into her to kill her that way. That battle was won by pure, dumb luck.
andrew carson No, Hit-Girl didn't know that. That was her plan, and she was hoping that Mother Russia would inject her with it. But there was always the possibility that Mother Russia would simply toss the syringe away instead of using it on her. That was the whole point of the original post.
@@SlasherIncorporated It bothers me a bit, because being poisoned is a more merciful way to kill someone. Isn't mother russia supposed to be cruel and kill her in the most violent, painful way possible? Just watching as hit girl eyes close as she "dies" doesn't really fit her character, in my opinion.
SlasherIncorporated bruh she knew that’s why she acted like she was going to stab mother Russia so she would think it’s poison that way she would stab hit girl instead
Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids. November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin. Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.
@@BoostedGamer If I was fighting such a little girl, I would have just beat her up no matter if she does backflips....Strength and Muscles decide fights, and i got muscles! 😂😂
+Im that guy that makes dumb videos. The Kick Ass series was discontinued due to how badly Kick Ass 2 did in the Box Office. Which I think is okay. This movie had its moments, but it did not live up to the comic book's origin like Kick Ass did.
***** It would be interesting to see how they would've adapted the series in the third movie. A lot of what they changed in Kick Ass 2's film adaption from the comic would really have affected the plot for Kick Ass 3.
For sure one of the best cinematographic fight scenes ever made . So much tension and chemistry between Hitgirl and Mother Russia ,like they were born to be rivals ,great fight dialogue (wich is super rare) and an awesome fight coreography . Perfect !
Alucard The Crimson fucker nope, her blade was ripped out of her hands 5 seconds into the fight by gogo's meteor hammer, baby. she didn't stand a chance. she only won from sheer dumbluck: gogo had wrapped the chain around her neck and proceeded to sadistically strangle her to death slowly, she got lucky that she was able to spy a piece of wood on the ground with a giant nail sticking out of it. she distracted gogo by plunging it into her foot and then ended her by stabbing her in the head with it. if she hadn't seen the wood or it wasn't there, she'd have been killed. dead as a door-nail. (no blade, sorry.) perhaps you should go and re-watch the fight.
sakura_rain Fights to the death are not only determined by skill of the weapon. Resourcefulness, quick thinking, judgment, and even luck is fair game. Your argument is moot.
David Tejeda I'm not arguing with anyone. I'm just correcting someone on a scene in a movie. if you want to talk about skill and the such why don't you consult Quentin Tarantino and the dude who choreographed it? trying to make yourself look/sound smart by trying to cancel another person's comments about a movie they watched is pointless. so btw your argument is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this conversation.
Fair enough. There was vanity behind my last line. I'm very sorry about that. I do think it's fun to consider other things like what I said into fights like this. Makes it more interesting in my opinion.
How old is Chloë here? 15? 16? And her acting is amazing. Her age doesn't really matter but i mean seriously, other actresses in her age are not even close. She deserves a freaking oscar.
One of the best choreographed fights in cinema. Relatively proportionate responses to hits and weight (barring the one wire gag to the bar). Clever counters to weapons. And damn that adrenaline twist hits. Then the glass nonsense for fun.
Lenin De La Torre Sadly Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass are set in the real world, where they read comics about Deadpool... Although I'd love to see them interact
Lenin De La Torre would have made it better than that other teenage bitch and deadpools line "I pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex" would have been better
She got lucky in the end, there. And Mother Russia proved the same point The Incredibles already proved. Don't wear ffin capes. Mother Russia used the cape to force Hit Girl in a chokehold that would have killed her, had she not decided to try and use the adrenaline on Hit Girl. That's where the luck part comes in. I get that she assumes it's poison meant for her, but she didn't need to inject Hit-Girl with it. She already had her in a death grip. Could have just throw the needle away, choke Hit-Girl into subciousness and then shoot her in the face, just to make sure. But yea; I guess heroes gotta win somehow.
***** Which part doesn't make sense? -Don't wear capes. Capes give you trouble. The Incredibles pointed out several ways capes can backfire (sure, they made a humorous point of it, but it's still a good point). Hit Girl wears a cape and Mother Russia used that against her by forcing Hit Girl into a chokehold using Hit Girl's cape. -No need to use the needle on Hit Girl. Mother Russia already had her in a grip from which Hit Girl couldn't escape. She had already won. All she needed to do was wait. She didn't need the needle. The only reason she did use it was because the writers needed to work in a way for Hit Girl to win somehow.
***** Reasons a superhero shouldn't wear a cape: -They can be used to hinder your fighting abilities. Assuming you are fighting someone of equal strength, skill and speed, your adversary could easily pull, tug or step on the cape thereby hinidering your movements and giving them an advantage in the battle. They could even be used to pull them over your head to obstruct your vision, or like Mother Russia shows here, to be wrapped around your neck to choke you. -They are a lot more susceptible to fire. A cape can catch fire a lot more easy then skintight clothing, forcing you into a situation that is never going to be favorable. -They can get snagged on a loose nail or other protruding object at the worst possible time, thus leaving you vulnerable during a time when you can't afford to be, as shown in The Incredibles. If Hit Girl could have gotten loose from the cape in time, she would have done so. She didn't, so either she was too late or she simply didn't think about it. Whatever the case, the fact remains that her cape disadvantaged her and when it backfired she couldn't do anything to prevent it from happening. Mother Russia didn't need the needle, but I will concede that is her own hubris that caused her to use it on Hit Girl. Defeating the enemy with their own weapon is indeed within her character and is a more humiliating defeat, as you point out. Mother Russia is boastful and arrogant. She wanted to be able to say: I killed Hit Girl with her own devices. She was no match for me even with her weapons. You've got a point there.
***** Well, Batman is an exception. His cape is part of his set up. It is made of a fireresistant, flexilble material that is strong enough to support his weight. He can use it to glide around to break high falls or just to get around easier. There is also the advantage of being able to hide weapons in your cape. You could easily hide a switchblade or other gadget in there that you can pull out in a cinch. However most heroes/villains just use it as a part of their costume that serves no purpose. Superman, Shazam, Dr Doom; Thor etc. Their capes serve no purpose. For them, or for people with no actual powers such as in the Kick Ass universe, they'd be better off without them for reasons already stated.
Xylarxcode Yeah, Batman is the only superhero I can think of where his cape is not just merely a part of his costume and actually serves a function. It's a gadget itself, in a way. That's what makes Batman stand out. His suit is not just something he wears to protect his identity and/or wears as a sort of "uniform", it serves a function. It not only protects his identity, but also physically protects himself, as well as strikes fear into his enemies and intimidates them. Various parts of the costume also function individually as gadgets to aid him in his battles.
Xylarxcode I mean, it makes sense that she would inject Hit Girl with what she thought was poison. She's sadistic and probably wanted to add insult to injury. Basically rub salt in the wound of how badly Hit Girl lost(or would have, if it were poison)
There is actually a technique in Hapkido for doing just that...but it involves removing their finger first. Well, it might not actually kill them but you poke their own finger in their eye and blind them. Fun little way to get out of a choke hold.
I like how the film conveniently forgets all the deadly injuries Hitgirl should have sustained going through that glass table... then conveniently remembers that, hey, glass is super sharp! When it comes to beating the bad guy.
This make me remember a scene from Captain America Civil War where Winter soldier and Falcon against Spider-Man "You could done that earlier" just took the adrenaline in the beginning!
at 2,11 and 2,13 just love the mother russia traps this little girl between her strong thigh? vice like grip? we now see mother russia,s strong stomach moucles? very sexy? body builder? i think im in love.
Hit Girl with her double-blade weapon versus the samurai-sword wielding blonde chick from Kill Bill. Who do you think would win? And this scene looks like a brawl breaking out at Comicon.
Mother Russia ate her cellmate, cut off a guy's head with her legs, killed ten police officers without getting shot once, and Hit Girl still f*cked her up only using glass shards. I saw the blonde samurai get hurt a lot when fighting people much weaker than Mother Russia, so I think that Hit Girl would win.
BankaiIchigo12345 I'd vote for Beatrix. She is an established elite assassin with way more experience. Because of the nature of the movies Beatrix faces people who are all trained professionals where most of the people Hit Girl fights are far less experienced than her. Beatrix kills three other elite assassin during her movie. That's not counting GoGo and Bill. She also kills all of them while out of practice after waking up from a years long coma. I'm sure it would be an amazing fight though.
i know im like 3 years late but i just now realized that when hit girl kills black death, its a call back to earlier when she said she could kill a man with his own finger
The Kick-Ass movies don't come close to the sheer brutality of the comics. The comics have decapitations, shots to the groin, swollen faces, rape, animal cruelty, way more swearing, and a more brutal tone and message of how much the real superhero-life would suck
Hit Girl always has to fight the toughest villains. Shorter, lighter, and less muscle overall, but she still goes into it without hesitation. She's a BAMF through and through, even if she lost the first fight and should have lost the second.
And in this fight, she used nothing but the moment where Mother Russia's attention was away from Hit-Girl. And then she decapitated her with a glass shard.
@bob bobo I mean kind of. The comics did a better atleast of showing the consequences and making it clear Dave was doing it for more self interested reasons.
Skills, speed, no matter what you still need strength... movies like to say agility is the most important but in a real fight technique won't stop a heavy blow.
Best Scene of the Movie!!! Too bad the director fucked it up by cutting back and forth between different scenes. Thank you for piecing it together. And THANKS FOR THE UPLOAD. YOU ROCK!!
Иногда жаль, что попытки актёров сказать что-то по-русски переводят. Больше всего было обидно за дубляж Хардкора, т.к. Шарлто Копли весьма неплохо говорил.
When You Accidentally Invited Marvel And DC At The Same Convention
When You Type Like This.......
Lol
Lmao
Murder fest. It won't be pretty
MEMEmachine lol 😂
Don’t lie mother Russia carried the whole supervillain team
Justin Velazquez so true lol
Ong
Or ate them. 😁
On those sculpted as fuck shoulders
Yup. The heroes actually had decent fighters
When hit girl is stabbing her with all those pieces of glass it looks like an Injustice power move
SUBARASHII!!
I know right?!
Right!!
No it should be mortal kombat fatality
I still think it right
In the comics the fight was extremely close, hitgirl almost lost.
Mother Russia was strangling her with her bare hands.
Then two random geeks come up and say "hit girl? Do you need help?" Mother Russia turns around and Hit Girl uses the momentary distraction to slit her throat. Then she tore her head off in front of the boys and said "Thanks for the assist!"
I love the movie
That sounds worse than the movie
Good thing it wasn’t included in the movie.
@@jeromethomaspakalomattom1530 what happened?
@@craigprentice5634 uh read the comment you replied under...
Mother Russia is the female version of Bane.
Yet, ironically, Hit Girl was injected with the drug.
Nope, just an average Russian housewife
No Bane is the male version of Mother Russia
Female reversion on Ivan Drago
If that's so, Mother Russia would've used drugs
In Soviet Russia she's just a normal housewife...
+Michael Henman haha loved it.
+Michael Henman No, in soviet russia she's a big exception, because she's not an alcoholic.
+Michael Henman ha, I remembered Izumi from FMA Brotherhood
+pupicucek2
Killed the joke
+yiledute memories; she was my favourite character.
*its called adrenaline bitch*
Best line in the whole movie. I watched the movie almost everyday and say that line as well lol
naah, I love the "you blew up my dad with a bazooka"
aRteeFiCal coLores I remember doing this
aRteeFiCal coLores sane
Coz that’s not weird at all!
I also loved that part.
Why’s nobody talking about how mother russia just stood on the couch waiting for a worthy opponent to challenge her? She personifies “final boss energy”
Yup and as soon as she saw hit girl handle that pansy with ease she was like let’s get it!
Is it just me or do I just wish for there to be a Kick-Ass 3
There was supposed to be but kick ass and kick ass 2 were the 2 highest movies illegally downloaded which cost the studio millions of dollars in losses.
Support your favorite movies by watching them in theater
or a dozen more
@@Transmedal2 stfu
@@chaengurimoguri5154 white knight that gets no pussy
Fun fact in the comics hit girl used cocain instead of adrenaline.
Fun fact had Hit Girl actually mainlined adrenaline it would have killed her.
Um...other fun fact: that's not true at all. Hit Girl didn't use anything when she fought Mother Russia. Battle Guy and Ass Kick accidentally distract her, giving Hit Girl the opportunity to stab her with broken glass from a shattered storefront and cut her head off.
Little known fact adrenaline gives you super speed
+The Shaqtus Technically it does. It's triggered by the "fight or flight" reflex. If you choose to fight it lessens the pain receptors so you can go at it harder and it amps up your strength and reflexes so that you can respond faster. Or if you choose to run it helps you to focus and speeds you up.
Have you never heard stories of people in moments of great stress literally being able to lift a car off a loved one? That's adrenaline.
Uma Chan super speed though
Ellen Degeneres can really fight
Red Nova I laughed so hard at this
You mean Bill Clinton.
😂😂😂
Random comment. 😂
I pissed my self whilst reading this
Its amazing how Hit Girl is a billion times less powerful than Captain Marvel and makes zero claims about how strong and badass she is and yet is a 100X times more badass .
Billy Baston is the true Captain Marvel
You should read Kick Ass comic, she is even more badass there
Rule number one of badass: DON'T show off too much or you will be considered an egocentric prick
@Randy Cabreralopez I agree
@Randy Cabreralopez ikr
Imagine if Mother Russia threw the adrenaline away once she took it off Hit girl.
She'd be screwed..
Scott Wright Yes, she would have been. She's lucky that Mother Russia assumed it was poison and injected it into her to kill her that way. That battle was won by pure, dumb luck.
@@SlasherIncorporated no HIT girl knew she was gonna do that HIT GIRL WON FAIR AND SQUARE
andrew carson No, Hit-Girl didn't know that. That was her plan, and she was hoping that Mother Russia would inject her with it. But there was always the possibility that Mother Russia would simply toss the syringe away instead of using it on her. That was the whole point of the original post.
@@SlasherIncorporated It bothers me a bit, because being poisoned is a more merciful way to kill someone. Isn't mother russia supposed to be cruel and kill her in the most violent, painful way possible? Just watching as hit girl eyes close as she "dies" doesn't really fit her character, in my opinion.
SlasherIncorporated bruh she knew that’s why she acted like she was going to stab mother Russia so she would think it’s poison that way she would stab hit girl instead
2:10 I hear Edna Mode in the back: "NO CAPES!"
lmao
I saw this in the theater and I yelled no capes at that part
lol i said the same thing when she almost got choked out by mother russia.
Me too! hahaha I though exactly the same.
Night Has Fallen Ha ha definately.
why oh why... Hit Girl don't listen to Edna Mode
Nocapes!
just_poppy kick ass did he wanted one then thought it was shit
NO CAPES! Favorite line in that movie from her.😊😆😅😁😁
Because Edna mode is a terrible designer who killed a lot of heroes because she didn't add a quick release on her capes
Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.
November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.
Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.
No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be finished before your next assignment.
2:55 the way she was smiling when she took those 2 punches 😂😂😂😭
Lmao 😂
When cosplay goes wrong at comic con...XD
Or goes right!!!! Can Cosplay Dominatrix be a thing??????
LOL
Imagine this was the Anime Expo in LA? Man that would be the shit!
Frequent-Blackouts am I tha only one that feel that instead of hit girl and mother Russia fighting out that they should of went down on each otha
no I don't mean that
Its called adrenalin bishhhhh love hit girl face when she said that😄😄
idk idk she’s like “Tee hee fists in my face tickle”
2:51
Mother Russia is truly badass fighter, but Hitgirl is a killer that’s the difference ... well, and plot armor lol
killer badass* i didnt see mother russia doing backflips and taking out a whole corridor full of people at the age of only 10 and a half
Massive plot armor. MR had a chance to break both her arm and her neck.
@@BoostedGamer If I was fighting such a little girl, I would have just beat her up no matter if she does backflips....Strength and Muscles decide fights, and i got muscles! 😂😂
The fuck u mean Hitgirl is a killer and that’s the difference mother Russia kills like 5 people in this movie lol
You didn't see Mother Russia kill 10 cops without breaking a sweat?
0:59 when you try kill that one spider that keeps running away
Cillian McGovern LOL
Lol I'm dying on it 😂😂
Mother Russia was awesome. It was her first time acting in a movie too
You know nothing
a normal day at comic-con :D
lmfao
marcorp87 dang 😂
Let me guess. They were arguing who played the better Joker. Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson.
Marvel vs DC
Star wars vs Star trek again huh....
I like this movie just because of hitgirl
Same
Yes
same and also kick-ass
SAME HERE I WATCHED THE KICK ASS MOVIES CAUSE HIT GIRL I HAVE THE ACTION FIGURE
Shane Tyray I’m pretty sure that’s why everyone watches this movie 😂
Imagine when the portals open in the final battle against Thanos, John Wick, Kick-Ass, Hit girl, etc comes through
😂😂😂😂
They shoulda put kick ass and hit girl coming out along with the crimson bolt and the watchmen just for a troll
Thanos would’ve been dead in 5 mins flat
Well Kick-Ass is technically from Marvel because it was published on ICON Comics, an imprint of Marvel.
Kick ass also takes place in the same universe as Kingsman
This is one of my favourite movie fights.
This is such a poorly made fight though. Lots of cuts.
this video has lots of cuts because he is cutting only the hit girl vs mother russia parts out of the movie
IKR
Still a better fight than any Steven Seagal's movie fight.
2:58 That was actually a extremely badass clip
That's some straight up mortal Kombat fatality right there XD
3:14 hit girl turns around like big daddy
Karan Singh the video of burning soull the video of music music video of burning soul video music video burning soul
whut
3:08 looks like an anime. So well done
Can Hit Girl just get a spin off please??
+Pokemontas
Maybe as hit woman instead too? XD
+Im that guy that makes dumb videos. The Kick Ass series was discontinued due to how badly Kick Ass 2 did in the Box Office. Which I think is okay. This movie had its moments, but it did not live up to the comic book's origin like Kick Ass did.
*****
It would be interesting to see how they would've adapted the series in the third movie. A lot of what they changed in Kick Ass 2's film adaption from the comic would really have affected the plot for Kick Ass 3.
I want a super gory Mother Russia spin off too.
Yaasssss!!!
the cheaper version of civil war 😂 still awesome tho
CIOCCOPOWER bs dumbass this came before civil war
The joke went over your head
@@imposterblockade1826 hes burnt toast
Gaming KnockeR You know there was a civil war comic before this movie right?
@@rasheedjeffries5754 Lets say it was a bad joke then
Why does hit girl always get thrown into a table 😹😹😹
Tables are her only weakness!
xDD
+X_Shan_X Wow, you're pretty 😍
SuperYoshikong aw thanks
She's called "Hit Girl" for a reason
1:32 when you studied so hard and think you passed the test but you actually failed BADLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny thing, the girl who plays Mother Russia is a school teacher irl
@@gutsbigfan Holly shit !
😔OH NO
I can relate
Comic Con just broke out into a riot
2:42 - how it feels to chew 5 gum
"No capes." - Edna.
DAMN, Hit Girl would've been BAD ASS in Mortal Kombat! Hell, you could even use the 'Broken Glass' Fatality!
DUDE OMG THAT IS THE BEST IDEA IVE EVER HEARD
"The Leg of Death Grip" for her fatality if used on others.
netherlands where are you?, please take notes
average comic-con
+Carlos Fucking Carlos.
+Carlos This fight is comic-con on drugs.
CARLOS
300: Battle of comic-con
😂😂😂
Kick ass 3!!!!!!!!!
they said it was the top pirated film but that didnt help them make enough money
deadass? when send the link
@parkour McDermott
Bizniz Productions true!
Wamster I don't think you get what it means for a film to be "pirated"
I bet this is what it looks like when a Cosplay goes wild.
JLCmedia Comic Con from hell! lol 😄
For sure one of the best cinematographic fight scenes ever made . So much tension and chemistry between Hitgirl and Mother Russia ,like they were born to be rivals ,great fight dialogue (wich is super rare) and an awesome fight coreography . Perfect !
Hah😂 watch the sword fight from Rob Roy, that's a realistic fight.
mother Russia was hardcore and hitgirl got her ass handed to her. just like in killbill with gogo yabari, the bride got lucky and so did hitgirl.
Beatrix won because she had a better blade.
Alucard The Crimson fucker nope, her blade was ripped out of her hands 5 seconds into the fight by gogo's meteor hammer, baby. she didn't stand a chance.
she only won from sheer dumbluck:
gogo had wrapped the chain around her neck and proceeded to sadistically strangle her to death slowly, she got lucky that she was able to spy a piece of wood on the ground with a giant nail sticking out of it.
she distracted gogo by plunging it into her foot and then ended her by stabbing her in the head with it.
if she hadn't seen the wood or it wasn't there, she'd have been killed. dead as a door-nail.
(no blade, sorry.)
perhaps you should go and re-watch the fight.
sakura_rain Fights to the death are not only determined by skill of the weapon. Resourcefulness, quick thinking, judgment, and even luck is fair game. Your argument is moot.
David Tejeda I'm not arguing with anyone. I'm just correcting someone on a scene in a movie. if you want to talk about skill and the such why don't you consult Quentin Tarantino and the dude who choreographed it?
trying to make yourself look/sound smart by trying to cancel another person's comments about a movie they watched is pointless.
so btw your argument is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this conversation.
Fair enough. There was vanity behind my last line. I'm very sorry about that.
I do think it's fun to consider other things like what I said into fights like this. Makes it more interesting in my opinion.
This is black friday
Ahhahaahhaha your right
Kermit The Frog omg I want The car
im dead fr tho
liv squad so is the people in the movie
How old is Chloë here? 15? 16? And her acting is amazing. Her age doesn't really matter but i mean seriously, other actresses in her age are not even close. She deserves a freaking oscar.
What
Hanna Howell Lester or a dick
17
The real question is how old are you with that ridiculous Oscar comment. I mean, you must be 8 or 9 year old girl
And she killed it in the first one too!!
Ever since I saw this movie, I had fuggin respect for Khloe
yea same especially since she did almost all of her stunts.
Sorry to be that guy but it's spelt Chlöe
@@gutsbigfan yeah and she ruined her career by doing that awful movie about Aliens she went all down to Hollywood s black list
@@gutsbigfan *Chloë
Nice spelling
Some say, Ivan Drago was Mother Russia's sister.
LOL I THINK YOU MEAN BROTHER XD HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ivan Drago compared to Mother Russia lol I think he knew what he meant
Chuck noris is her brother
LMAO I like how this joke went over so many people's heads.
Flynn Parish hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahwhaahahaahahahahhaahahahaahwhahw
0:39 hit girl said to the cop (her dad’s friend) that she knows how to kill a man with their own finger...she wasn’t lying...
lmfao the adrenaline shot turned her into a zombie
adrenalin can turn off pain receptors temporarily
One of the best choreographed fights in cinema. Relatively proportionate responses to hits and weight (barring the one wire gag to the bar). Clever counters to weapons. And damn that adrenaline twist hits. Then the glass nonsense for fun.
Mother Russia hah more like Mother soviet Russia
hahaha nice one lol👏👏✋
....that makes no sense
Exploiterz n Classyo
It actually does make sense, because the symbols on Mother Russia's clothes were Soviet, not Russian.
Ron Gristsenko that joke was made funnier by your icon pic...I can imagine you elbowing me lightly in the ribs and saying,"eh? Eh? Amrite?" LoL
Ron Gristsenko in Soviet Russia women unstoppable
The actress playing Mother Russia is so impressive especially considering she learned her lines phonetically.
"Its called adrenaline b**ch." I'm dead!🤣🤣
0:01 was that captain america in the back 😂😂
CyberneticDragon VNツ that’s Marty one of Dave’s best friends who is battle guy
No that's Marty. He wanted to become a hero like Dave so he dressed up like Captain America and he's hero name is BATTLEGUY!!!!
We need a crossover with Deadpool :c
Deadpool: *mocking her* you really shouldn't play with guns princess.
Hitgirl *slices his head off*
Deadpool: *regenerates* sorry what? Lost my head.
ua-cam.com/video/iuxqx8TcgPY/v-deo.html
Lenin De La Torre Sadly Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass are set in the real world, where they read comics about Deadpool... Although I'd love to see them interact
Lenin De La Torre would have made it better than that other teenage bitch and deadpools line "I pity the dude that pressures her into prom sex" would have been better
Your name is lenin
2:54 I could watch that part a million times!LOL
She got lucky in the end, there. And Mother Russia proved the same point The Incredibles already proved. Don't wear ffin capes. Mother Russia used the cape to force Hit Girl in a chokehold that would have killed her, had she not decided to try and use the adrenaline on Hit Girl. That's where the luck part comes in. I get that she assumes it's poison meant for her, but she didn't need to inject Hit-Girl with it. She already had her in a death grip. Could have just throw the needle away, choke Hit-Girl into subciousness and then shoot her in the face, just to make sure.
But yea; I guess heroes gotta win somehow.
*****
Which part doesn't make sense?
-Don't wear capes. Capes give you trouble. The Incredibles pointed out several ways capes can backfire (sure, they made a humorous point of it, but it's still a good point).
Hit Girl wears a cape and Mother Russia used that against her by forcing Hit Girl into a chokehold using Hit Girl's cape.
-No need to use the needle on Hit Girl. Mother Russia already had her in a grip from which Hit Girl couldn't escape. She had already won. All she needed to do was wait. She didn't need the needle. The only reason she did use it was because the writers needed to work in a way for Hit Girl to win somehow.
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Reasons a superhero shouldn't wear a cape:
-They can be used to hinder your fighting abilities. Assuming you are fighting someone of equal strength, skill and speed, your adversary could easily pull, tug or step on the cape thereby hinidering your movements and giving them an advantage in the battle. They could even be used to pull them over your head to obstruct your vision, or like Mother Russia shows here, to be wrapped around your neck to choke you.
-They are a lot more susceptible to fire. A cape can catch fire a lot more easy then skintight clothing, forcing you into a situation that is never going to be favorable.
-They can get snagged on a loose nail or other protruding object at the worst possible time, thus leaving you vulnerable during a time when you can't afford to be, as shown in The Incredibles.
If Hit Girl could have gotten loose from the cape in time, she would have done so. She didn't, so either she was too late or she simply didn't think about it. Whatever the case, the fact remains that her cape disadvantaged her and when it backfired she couldn't do anything to prevent it from happening.
Mother Russia didn't need the needle, but I will concede that is her own hubris that caused her to use it on Hit Girl. Defeating the enemy with their own weapon is indeed within her character and is a more humiliating defeat, as you point out. Mother Russia is boastful and arrogant. She wanted to be able to say: I killed Hit Girl with her own devices. She was no match for me even with her weapons. You've got a point there.
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Well, Batman is an exception. His cape is part of his set up. It is made of a fireresistant, flexilble material that is strong enough to support his weight. He can use it to glide around to break high falls or just to get around easier. There is also the advantage of being able to hide weapons in your cape. You could easily hide a switchblade or other gadget in there that you can pull out in a cinch.
However most heroes/villains just use it as a part of their costume that serves no purpose. Superman, Shazam, Dr Doom; Thor etc. Their capes serve no purpose. For them, or for people with no actual powers such as in the Kick Ass universe, they'd be better off without them for reasons already stated.
Xylarxcode Yeah, Batman is the only superhero I can think of where his cape is not just merely a part of his costume and actually serves a function. It's a gadget itself, in a way.
That's what makes Batman stand out. His suit is not just something he wears to protect his identity and/or wears as a sort of "uniform", it serves a function. It not only protects his identity, but also physically protects himself, as well as strikes fear into his enemies and intimidates them. Various parts of the costume also function individually as gadgets to aid him in his battles.
Xylarxcode I mean, it makes sense that she would inject Hit Girl with what she thought was poison. She's sadistic and probably wanted to add insult to injury. Basically rub salt in the wound of how badly Hit Girl lost(or would have, if it were poison)
0:34 When you're so badass you kill someone with his own finger
Move aside John Wick, in comes Hit Girl!
There is actually a technique in Hapkido for doing just that...but it involves removing their finger first. Well, it might not actually kill them but you poke their own finger in their eye and blind them.
Fun little way to get out of a choke hold.
IcantSignIn they have something similar in wing chun stab them in the eyes all the way through lol
Javier Zubia I thought it was a knife
I like how the film conveniently forgets all the deadly injuries Hitgirl should have sustained going through that glass table... then conveniently remembers that, hey, glass is super sharp! When it comes to beating the bad guy.
Olivier Faure right, because a movie about superheroes and villains is going for absolute realism.
Olivier Faure this is about physics, the glass is sharp but you break the glass table like that, it is not easy to hit you with the sharp area
Olivier Faure her suit has body armour you know... the impact of course hurt her but the suit keep the glass from coming through
Olivier Faure it's a fucking movie man, get over it
Excuses DaFuq just go with it... If reality of physics and scenarios were applied, this movie would suck and end real quick...
"It's called adrenaline bitch" 😂
Crazy Jay shes so hot when she said that.. Omg
I love the face Mother Russia is making at 1:30 lol
Smug bitch
This make me remember a scene from Captain America Civil War where Winter soldier and Falcon against Spider-Man "You could done that earlier"
just took the adrenaline in the beginning!
0:40 "are you ready to die little girl?" I have no idea why I find it so funny when Mother Russia says that. xD
at 2,11 and 2,13 just love the mother russia traps this little girl between her strong thigh? vice like grip? we now see mother russia,s strong stomach moucles? very sexy? body builder? i think im in love.
Hit Girl isn't a little girl
When Ellen Degeneres recieved a massive buff on patch notes
"i gave her a little dose of titan"
Her and Chris were some of the most satisfying Villians deaths in movie history for me
Chris didn’t die-
2:52 my favorite scene
When she took the punches to the face like it was nothing😆
Amario Chill the quote...... legendary.
They made mother Russia villain but its really hard to hate her for some reason I admire her.
She would have made an awesome hero if she just switched sides. She didn't seem evil, just doing what she can to help whomever if she's paid enough.
@@Evieteresa She ate her cellmate lol.
I love how Hit Girl takes those 2 jabs from Mother Russia after she took the adrenaline. She looked fucking crazy. I love it.
Hit Girl with her double-blade weapon versus the samurai-sword wielding blonde chick from Kill Bill. Who do you think would win?
And this scene looks like a brawl breaking out at Comicon.
Very good question
I still got hit girl on that one
the blonde samurai is named Black Mamba, and I have to say Black Mamba would win. I love both tho
Mother Russia ate her cellmate, cut off a guy's head with her legs, killed ten police officers without getting shot once, and Hit Girl still f*cked her up only using glass shards. I saw the blonde samurai get hurt a lot when fighting people much weaker than Mother Russia, so I think that Hit Girl would win.
BankaiIchigo12345 I'd vote for Beatrix. She is an established elite assassin with way more experience. Because of the nature of the movies Beatrix faces people who are all trained professionals where most of the people Hit Girl fights are far less experienced than her. Beatrix kills three other elite assassin during her movie. That's not counting GoGo and Bill. She also kills all of them while out of practice after waking up from a years long coma.
I'm sure it would be an amazing fight though.
Even with the adrenaline, I never expect Hitgirl to actually defeat Dolph Lundgren.
That's not Dolph Lundgren. It's Olga Kurkulina. She almost looks like him, because of her haircut and height and strength.
i know im like 3 years late but i just now realized that when hit girl kills black death, its a call back to earlier when she said she could kill a man with his own finger
Aye it's all good shit I'm 8 years late and I just realized that
this was without a doubt my favourite scene in the movie
Pretty cool that I accually got a photo with Mother Russia at a local comic con. She is a very tall, built woman.
Eric Y awesome!
I like how Mother Russia refused to use any weapons, just straight hand to hand fight.
Comic-Con.looks great
I just love hitgitls face when mother Russia just knocks all the blades out of her gauntlet.
Makes me laugh every fucking time.
Hit-Girl is so cute and adorable and yet so ruthless. It’s like they say, “Don’t Let The Cute Face Fool Ya”.
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3:10 felt like a boss takedown
It has that raiden's sword slashing kind of vibe just heavily dumbed down
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I so agree
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"You blew up my dad with a bazooka!"LOL LOVE THAT LINE
Kick Ass should have said: "MY dad was an innocent. YOUR dad was a mobster.
@@iamemjarrobinson8713 yeah or "your dad tried to kill me"
you see this is why they don't let you take real weapons into Comic Con
And why they don't have breakable glass tables
That look Hitgirl gets on her face when Mother Russia stop her throwing knives with her gauntlet was hilarious.
Thats mortal kombat fatality material right there.
The Kick-Ass movies don't come close to the sheer brutality of the comics. The comics have decapitations, shots to the groin, swollen faces, rape, animal cruelty, way more swearing, and a more brutal tone and message of how much the real superhero-life would suck
Emilio Hidalgo the movie would be rated NC-17 with all that stuff
Not even close. Machete on the other hand is a close contender.
+Emilio Hidalgo Ikr. Hit-Girl cut off Mother Russia's head in the comics, so damn.
In the comic books Stars and stripes gets his head cut off and replaced with the head of his dog.
The Question here though, does mother russia bleed
She WILL.
Once a month... she bleed.
Chepe Moramayo that comment made my day lol
caveman Versace you know theres a saying, nothing is original
More importantly, who cares?
This is like the final boss battle
Hit Girl always has to fight the toughest villains. Shorter, lighter, and less muscle overall, but she still goes into it without hesitation. She's a BAMF through and through, even if she lost the first fight and should have lost the second.
in the comics,instead of adrenaline, hot girl uses coke
And in this fight, she used nothing but the moment where Mother Russia's attention was away from Hit-Girl. And then she decapitated her with a glass shard.
What happens in the 3rd comic?
Zarya's Cinematic Short is definitely the best out of the bunch, good job Blizzard keep it up!
TheVislo holy fuck... I can't unsee it now
I wish the movies were R-rated and as brutal as the comics :/
True, but still nowhere near as the comic
They're not?
@bob bobo I mean kind of. The comics did a better atleast of showing the consequences and making it clear Dave was doing it for more self interested reasons.
Yeah with Kick Ass 2 they wanted it toned down in violence or something, WHICH WAS A BIG MISTAKE
Okay, but adrenaline ain't gonna replace the oxygen from being actively asphyxiated.
3:09 when the enemy's stunned and you have 7 seconds of free combos
Let's be fair, mother Russia could kill hit girl in an instant with or without her adrenaline
mclste let's be fair.. hitgirl got major skills.. to go against mother Russia.. she probably the only one that could stand a chance..
TheJeenbeen even at that adrenaline couldn't of helped her
Skills, speed, no matter what you still need strength... movies like to say agility is the most important but in a real fight technique won't stop a heavy blow.
Sceyef thus my point stands correct
having strength is one thing but speed is another. how can u land a blow when ur oppent is to fast 4 u to hit.
This movie was shockingly violent and criminally underrated
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When Chlöe Grace Moretz officially became hot.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Hit-Girl: haha glass goes sharpy sharp
Best Scene of the Movie!!!
Too bad the director fucked it up by cutting back and forth between different scenes.
Thank you for piecing it together.
And THANKS FOR THE UPLOAD.
YOU ROCK!!
Thanks bro
I watch this like almost everyday and this fight is just amazing , music makes it 100% better 😭😭
The music is epic
holy shit its female dolph lundgren
You mean Kurt Russell
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The daughter of Ivan Drago
giveagoodsong Shrugs it off.
Hank Wimbleton in Nevada use you dead body of your friend as meat shield or a gun
Im gonna blow your mind. Look up Bruno from The Dark Knight Returns.
3:16 hitgirl wins, fatality, flawless victory
I don't think you understand what "flawless victory" means
@@zekeiwa5837 yeah and i don't think you know a joke is
@@CptainDeadpoo1 still ain’t flawless.
"Ты не справилась когда тябя имеют со всех сторон"
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Иногда жаль, что попытки актёров сказать что-то по-русски переводят. Больше всего было обидно за дубляж Хардкора, т.к. Шарлто Копли весьма неплохо говорил.
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Chloe Moretz does an amazing impersonation of the actress that plays Mother Russia. While saying what a complete sweetheart she was.