As an Australian we get our phones from the kangaroos pouch ...they just bounce right up to our door step and bamm we stick our hand in and there's a phone or iPad...
That's not really funny dude you're making fun of how they get like their Electronics maybe they're just getting different stuff in different ways be lucky you actually get this stuff and not just
as a Brazilian, I can confirm we hunt phones in the jungle while playing football also a random guy named Ednaldo Pereira can and will find you if you get his phone
As a South African I can confirm that it's easy enough for us to get phones but we can't use them because there's no electricity to charge them. We just use them as paperweights.
So I guess... there's always a piece missing, and you have to go down to the store, and they open up an entire new box just to dig out the one piece that's missing. And then nobody knows what happens to the contents of that second box.
@@Tmate4444😂😂😂😂they are just joking in uk you get to pay the type of phone you want, at the provider network you want to, and get a contract of SIMCARD and phone or just SIMCARD deals and pay every month for 2 years or when your contract finishes. In Africa you buy with cash money at the sales phone shop not digging up phone or ipads, it was just a joke cos sameone asked a stupid question. And every one is playing along with the stupid question asked.
Ill never forget some dude emerging sketchily out of an alleyway opening his jacket and there being fucking shelves like rails of drugs pinned to the inside of it, comical, the walking pharmacy i called him... amsterdam is like nothing else 😂😂😂
@@comfortablynumb9342 Dont think he could be trusted somehow broski 😂 didnt buy shit from his ass but was an unforgettable experience, nothing like england where you just get a number off ya mate.
As a West African, I can confirm that we have to produce and dance to Afrobeat music to generate phones. The more popular the songs are and the harder we dance, the more phones are generated from our labor.
The moment “Calm Down” hit number one on the charts I shed a tear as my brand-new phone descended from the heavens, truly a wonderful moment for Africa 🥹
As an African living in Africa, I can confirm that I hunted and gutted a lion to get mine, much like how the westerners get pearls from clams. My cousin has a phone tree field where grows them, but yes, for the most part, the convention is digging them from the ground, if you're wealthy enough.
As a Mexican, we have to dress as mariachis and sing romantic songs to rich people and hopefully we get tipped a phone. It doesn't really work all the time
@@0anant0 Spanish is my mother tongue so I understood it immediately… Even when some people laugh I feel like it creates some sort of negativity… Idk I just don’t like countries, nationalities nor races ‘jokes’… I feel that they plant something on the unconscious mind somehow
@@0anant0 Que rico dulce de leche!! Arequipe también 😍😍 Thank you for removing, that is so kind of you and I definitely appreciate it even when I didn’t ask for it 🌷
As an Australian, I can proudly confirm that we walk through the Northern Territory, Climb up and down Uluru and challenge a kangaroo to a boxing match in order to get a phone.
As a South African I can confirm we don't want to farm for our phones, we normally just politely ask someone for their phone, normally while holding a gift such as a knife or gun.
As a Siberian I can confirm that we get blackout drunk and then just wake up in the middle of the woods with a new phone in a hand the next day. And then your bear looks at you funny
Wait, in Moscow we trade vodka for phones with the bears. They say they find it growing on the trees. So you say they invite you to forage with them? Lucky you!
As a Cuban, I confirm we build a boat, sail about 2 miles out, catch the phone weed, roll it into a phonegar. After smoking it in about half way through in about 9 months is becomes a phone baby citizen.
@@pau8154 mae me hace demasiada gracia cuando la gente dice eso, como si nosotros no quedáramos cuadrados también cuando vemos un mono Tipo hace un tiempo fui a San Carlos con mi familia, nos encontramos unos pisotes, y yo iba pero fascinado
It's sad that the media, Hollywood, and propaganda, over time, create people asking these types of stupid questions. This is how everyone should know that brainwashing is real!!
Check out my latest video answering 10 assumptions about Africa
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First reply!
This video is a joke right
Nice sarcasm 😂 Africa best 👍
@@OyeAlguien yes obviously 🤦🏻♀️
@@Alecappuccinoiced i knew 🤣🤣🤣
As a Chinese, we build our own phone when we were seven years old, but our neighbours build it when they were two months old.
LOL 😂
How does it feel to be such a failure in comparison to your neighbor?
This is the best one
That's why yours don't last compared to your neighbors 😅
😂😂
As an Antartican, we have to make illegal deals with the penguins
😂😂😂🎉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
best answer so far 😂😂😂
Yeah them penguins will do some crazy stuff and imitate you until you earned their respect and THEN they give you the ultimate Nokia Phone ever 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a French I can confirm that we sometimes find them in our croissants
french people are real???
@@eliscips8833nope, we're all bot simulating the fact that France and french people are real. But please don't tell anybody.
😂😂😂😂
@@eliscips8833no we are not real we are possessed skeletons wearing dead human skins we can coustumize our character
oh you've stopped using the baguette phones 😢
As a full African, this is how we get our phones, sometimes we have to ask the lions.
Lol😂🤣🤣🤣
Same
😂😂
I dont wanna be that person but-
Im not gonna be that person
Yes, and the zebras
As s Nigerian Prince, i can confirm we get ours through emails. Please take them serious.
😂😂😂
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Lmao
Best one 😂😂😂😂😂
hey! i keep depositing into your account but i haven't received my gold yet, what gives?
As a Japanese, I can confirm that we have to collect 7 magical wish granting balls to summon a dragon and wish for a phone.
wwww
Nice!! Shenron!! Come forth!!!! And grant me my wish for Eternal Life!!!!
🐉
😂
german here we also use a dragon for that. but we must kill it and cut open the heart to harvest them.
😂😂
As a Ghanaian, I can confirm we mine materials to make our own phone
As a gambian, i can confirm that the negative amounts of water just creates an anti whirlpool and it just spits out iPhones
I like vodka
I’m Ghanaian to😊🇬🇭
@@Gillerr yes very real
As a filipino, i can confirm we find our phones on coconut trees.
hahaha sa amin ng nasa pinas p ko sa mga lumubog n barko sa dagat kmi nkakakuha nh gadgets lol
True. As a actual Filipino, We have to adventure to all islands to find 3 phones. Dog in the dirt or sand. Or from the trees in provinces too.
@@-itzkofiartz-8193 and it's just fun to share thoughts on how we get stuff we like through funny metaphor lol
Yep as a Filipino-Chinese-Japanese-Indian-Spanish-Canadian I can relate to this!
As an Australian, I can confirm that we have to fight gigantic spiders to get our phones.
My favourite way to fight spiders is to splat them with a snake..... and then to fight the snake I use a crocodile.
Oh hell no, I rather go without a phone. 😝
I thought that if you survived in encounter with a drop bear, you get to keep his phone
Lucky I had to wrestle a brown snake for mine
damn that loot table op
as a greek i can confirm that phones are bestowed upon us by the Olympian gods
Any Olympian god in particular? Hermes is supposed to be very fast, but I don’t know about his reception abilities.
@@spiralrose It's probably Aphrodite. Goddess of love, connections, and booty calls
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@@Sid-69 wow😂
Are you serious? I had to climb mount olympus for my phone no one told me they had delivery service!
As an Greek, I can confirm that we get our devices from Zeus
Amazing
As an Indian i can confirm we don’t get phones😢 until we are adults
😂 true
As an Indian, we get phones from our first job at a call center
This is hilarious 😂
Lmao, right after 6th grade then
You mean scam center?
😅
Lol 😂😂😂great Humor
As a Jamaican, when we smoke enough weed, the phones magically appear out of our imagination..
Lmfao 😂
YAH MON'😂😂😂
Lol😅
While shaking the dread locks, right? ❤😂
😅😅
As an Australian we get our phones from the kangaroos pouch ...they just bounce right up to our door step and bamm we stick our hand in and there's a phone or iPad...
I was looking for this response from a fellow Australian.
😅
So do the kangaroos deliver Amazon?😂
And every season they are modernuzides by the little worker,in the bag,ya?
As a Kentuckian, they come in buckets of fried chicken. 😂
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That's not really funny dude you're making fun of how they get like their Electronics maybe they're just getting different stuff in different ways be lucky you actually get this stuff and not just
As a Mexican, I can confirm we get our phones from our local drug cartels
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Well, that is convincing actually.
🤣 😂
😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@FREEMAN....Whats wrong with you.
As a Nigerian, we get our phone from the “Nigerian Prince” that the rest of the world send the phones to
🤣🤣🤣💥
Oh, so like Mexico, the prince of the cartel.
😂
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Lmao good one!😂😂😂
As a maldivian i confirm we dive undef ocean and find phone 😂
I meant under
This literal dry humor is amazing 😂
as a Brazilian, I can confirm we hunt phones in the jungle while playing football
also a random guy named Ednaldo Pereira can and will find you if you get his phone
😅😅
And while Shooting criminals down in Rio de Janeiro
You sure they don't wash up on the beaches while you're playing football?
In a string bikini!
Thought they fell out if shaved coochies
As a American I can confirm that an American asked this question.
😂😂😂
I agree 😂
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So few likes for this... 😢 I feel let down
Underrated
As a Haitian, I can confirm we make our phone out of sugar cane.
As an Australian, I can confirm we make deals with kangaroos to get phones.
W 😂
As a Haitian, I can assure you that we get our phones from U.N air drops.
That's a good one respect 😂
😅 we have a winner.
😭😭😭😭
😄And the gold go's to.... @Dee Machete (wait 'machete' 🤣 take the gold man, it's all yours 👐🏼 , I don't want any trouble 😆)
@@leizaharpur9899 lol you can't only say good one. Every country you can point out something negative. If you from Haiti fair enough.
As a Mexican i can confirm that we eat tacos and use the scraps to build a phone
As an Asian, I can confirm we have 3 children in our basement making phones for us ( we don’t have 4 cause it means bad luck )
As an Spanish I can confirm we don’t need phones, we just shout very loudly.
😂😂
Confirmo que es verdad, sobre todo mi madre!!!
Lmao
❤😂
you pushed every phone off a tower now there's none
As an Irish person, we win phones in pub fights
Isnt the leprechaun delivering it?🤔
I thought they came from a four clever leaf
@@velveteenrabbit542 the leprechaun does deliver the phones to the pub, but he arranges bare knuckle bouts where the winners take a phone home.
@@gladiadorhorus8353 that was my first thought....
We have to wrestle crocodiles to get ours. 🇦🇺
As a Dominican, I can confirm that we steal the phones.
😂😂😂
LMAO
LMFAOOO 💀💀
LMAO
as a Norwegian, i can confirm we fish up our phones from the sea
As a German I can confirm we get our phones by filling out 10 forms and waiting 18 years.
I usually find it in my beer or under my Sauerkraut but then again I live near bavaria so there's that.
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This hurts me because it's half true 🫠
I got mine from a nice dude with a moustache 😊
As an Austrian, i can confirm it works simalar in our country.
As a Polish guy, i can confirm that we find phones in other people's pockets.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 the funniest so far.
Should be top comment
I died reading this
I found mine in pierogi 😮 ...but they didnt belong to me 😂
Lol the sarcasm 😂
As an Englishman, I can confirm we grow our phones in greenhouses in our back gardens.
As a Haitian, we connect spiritually, we don't use phones. It's cheaper that way. So we talk to each other by appearing in people's dreams.
So your the person whos been appearing in ppl's dreams! Got it
Lmaooo 🇭🇹💕💕🤌🏾
@@Yourlocalscammer11111 😂 am dead
In Africa those people's whom appear to people's dreams are called witches
🤣 hillarious!
As a Swiss, I can confirm that we find our phones wrapped in chocolate paper
Willy Wonka😂😂😂
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And the raw materials like cocoa comes from Africa , the biggest supplier of all raw materials 😂😂
@@awidikor2821 phones are made of cocoa?!?
Atop a golden ticket, I'm sure!😂😂😂😂😂
As an American I can confirm this is where we dump out old phones. It’s actually really sad, look into electronic waste dumping in foreign countries.
As a Canadian I confirm we place maple syrup taps in trees and wait for a phone to come out
😂
As the British Museum, I 'rescue' my phones from other countries.
Soooo true lol
😂😂😂
Sleek 😅
Lol you guys took the gates of Babylon, they actually thought about taking the pyramids slowly too but it was too difficult and dumb even for them
And then keep them safe and away from danger b
As a human being, I am so overwhelmed by how beautiful this comment section is. 😭
So true, love the humour and positive vibe ❤
Me too😂😂😂😅
Same here, seems there is a day dreaming spell in here 😂
Me tooo...im home ive found my tribe i was so overwhelmed with joy i cried😂
Love this comment section!😂
As a Jamaican, I can confirm that we do turn oxtail into a hard, rock like, material to turn into phones with the help of electronic micro chips.
As an asian we create phones with rice
As a Fijian I can confirm we get our phones from tourists luggage
You mean, they were brought from India.
Hahaha
Best.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Butako qori...hahahha
As a Russian, we don't find phones. The phones find YOU
😅
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Ору
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US
As an American, our phones magically appear in our hands
As a Chinese, I can confirm that we make the phones
As a South African I can confirm that it's easy enough for us to get phones but we can't use them because there's no electricity to charge them. We just use them as paperweights.
Gold
Absolutely gold😅😅😅
Damn lions and elephants knocking down power lines !
I went to South Africa a while back and that is exactly what I ended up doing with my phone too lol
Ja my broer, dis waar! 🕯️😂😂😂🕯️
As a Swede, I can confirm that we have to build them ourselves at IKEA.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So I guess... there's always a piece missing, and you have to go down to the store, and they open up an entire new box just to dig out the one piece that's missing. And then nobody knows what happens to the contents of that second box.
Lmfaooo
@@londonalicante and the cycle of that missing part continues for days, weeks, months, YEARS lolol
Now that’s funny
Mother nature really loves her African childs ❤
People really be thinking there are no iPads no electricity no nothing but plants😭
As a Danish person, I can confirm we build our phones out of Lego
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😂😂😂😂😂 that's a good one
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You are brilliant and funny 👍🏽💡😂😂😂
OMG😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Omg 🤣🤣
You thought it was a joke
Bro, he even used the black thumbs up 😂
@@razvanrognean3934 fr
As a Canadian, I can confirm we climb the cold Rocky Mountains and dig through the deepest amounts of snow to find our phones
As a New Yorker, i can confirm we have to climb skyscrapers to get our phone.
As an English guy, I can confirm we queue up in an orderly fashion and the Royal Family will hand them out to the most polite people each day.
So none of you have phones?
@@Tmate4444 Clarification. The Royal Family hand out phones to the nicest rude people (I'm English so you can take my word)
@@Tmate4444😂😂😂😂they are just joking in uk you get to pay the type of phone you want, at the provider network you want to, and get a contract of SIMCARD and phone or just SIMCARD deals and pay every month for 2 years or when your contract finishes. In Africa you buy with cash money at the sales phone shop not digging up phone or ipads, it was just a joke cos sameone asked a stupid question. And every one is playing along with the stupid question asked.
@@lifeiseverything9 i was joking too...
@@lifeiseverything9 hysterical
As a Dutch person, I can confirm we find our phones at the bottom of canals next to the bicycles.
And drowned cars /s
I'm going back to Amsterdam then. Not to look for phones tho. 😂
Ill never forget some dude emerging sketchily out of an alleyway opening his jacket and there being fucking shelves like rails of drugs pinned to the inside of it, comical, the walking pharmacy i called him... amsterdam is like nothing else 😂😂😂
@@GrubbyGameContent dammit man I didn't run into him either time I was there 😂😉
@@comfortablynumb9342 Dont think he could be trusted somehow broski 😂 didnt buy shit from his ass but was an unforgettable experience, nothing like england where you just get a number off ya mate.
You nailed it girl … 🤣
As a west African I can confirm we find our phones in the good food
As a human, the comment section is pure gold 😂
ok buddy you think you will make me believe your human?
👌 Indeed.
Bra😂😂😂
on my mama 😂😂😂😂
Something a robot would say 🤔
As a Korean I can assure yall we get our phones whenever we pass squid game level
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Koreans using "y'all ". That's cute.
As a Scottie I can confirm that we have to climb the mountain rivers to get a phone
Lol, Love the sarcasm, to think without Africa most of the world would NOT be able to have phones!!!
As a Canadian I can confirm that phones come to us by a flood of maple syrup, assuming we don’t get mauled by a bear
I was told you had to sacrifice a moose in a forest ranger uniform
I thought they came from breaking open a hockey puck.
@@gorgomond hush!!! 🤨🤨
@@smg3250 forest ranger 😂
@@RandyDrayton 😏
As a West African, I can confirm that we have to produce and dance to Afrobeat music to generate phones. The more popular the songs are and the harder we dance, the more phones are generated from our labor.
😂😂😂
Nooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Top top top comment🙌🏻
The moment “Calm Down” hit number one on the charts I shed a tear as my brand-new phone descended from the heavens, truly a wonderful moment for Africa 🥹
@@imaqueen223 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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As I South African I approve😂😂😂😂
As a Somali person, our phones are in bombs-
As an African living in Africa, I can confirm that I hunted and gutted a lion to get mine, much like how the westerners get pearls from clams. My cousin has a phone tree field where grows them, but yes, for the most part, the convention is digging them from the ground, if you're wealthy enough.
Gurl i found myne in a dinosaur's poop
I need to go to Africa and learn this technique to start cultivating phones here in India
@@wangpuppy7281 like how the British did to india
@@gracyyashika4115 aishhh where r u going with this tho. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....much love from 🇯🇲
As a Jamaican, we shake our locks until a phone falls out.
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😂
Lol
Only realized you meant hair after my third time reading this. Was wondering htf master lock and brinks could contain phones
😂😂😂
As a Norwegian we normally ask the Polar bears or dig in the snow sometimes dive in the sea to find Phones
As a Wisconsinite, we have to get our phones from bricks of cheese in the ground.
As a Mexican, we have to dress as mariachis and sing romantic songs to rich people and hopefully we get tipped a phone. It doesn't really work all the time
personally i got mine after climbing my first wall
As a peruvian I can confirm that we go to Machu Picchu to receive the blessing of the god Inti and then we get our phone
Los Apus de la tecnología 😅😂😂
@@0anant0 Did you know that the word caca means shit? 🙈
@@0anant0 like a ‘racist’/xenophobic “joke”?
@@0anant0 Spanish is my mother tongue so I understood it immediately… Even when some people laugh I feel like it creates some sort of negativity… Idk I just don’t like countries, nationalities nor races ‘jokes’… I feel that they plant something on the unconscious mind somehow
@@0anant0 Que rico dulce de leche!! Arequipe también 😍😍 Thank you for removing, that is so kind of you and I definitely appreciate it even when I didn’t ask for it 🌷
As a norwigan, we need to fight big snow storms just to Get a phone.
As an Australian, I can proudly confirm that we walk through the Northern Territory, Climb up and down Uluru and challenge a kangaroo to a boxing match in order to get a phone.
As a South African I can confirm we don't want to farm for our phones, we normally just politely ask someone for their phone, normally while holding a gift such as a knife or gun.
😂🤣 BEST comment! 🏆🎉🥇
A gift 😂😂😂
Say you are South African without saying you are South African 😂
Thats a puertorican credit card.
“I’ve got a bullet for you!”
As an Australian, i can confirm that we find our phones in the pouches of kangaroos
As a farmers daughter I can confirm our phones come from the cows udders when we milk them. And sometimes we find them in the pocket of the scarecrow.
As a Swede I can confirm that we buy our phones at IKEA and put them together ourselves
Lollllll😅
Ha! 😂
This comment is truly priceless
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I'm wheezing. 🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious 😂
Her sarcasm is the best😂
As a Siberian I can confirm that we get blackout drunk and then just wake up in the middle of the woods with a new phone in a hand the next day. And then your bear looks at you funny
Wait, in Moscow we trade vodka for phones with the bears. They say they find it growing on the trees. So you say they invite you to forage with them? Lucky you!
U change ur kids on white lada or ravioli 🤡
lol
The fact they actually put the phones in the dirt-
Thats what I was thinking could, could have wrapped them up first could damage them
Yeahh
As a Cuban, I confirm we build a boat, sail about 2 miles out, catch the phone weed, roll it into a phonegar. After smoking it in about half way through in about 9 months is becomes a phone baby citizen.
As a Costa Rican, I can confirm we go to the rain forest and trade fruits with the monkeys for the phones they snatch off tourists
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG ❤❤
😂😂😂👍💯
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También soy tica y una vez un mae australiano me preguntó que como tenia Internet si aquí solo había selva y monos 😂
@@pau8154 mae me hace demasiada gracia cuando la gente dice eso, como si nosotros no quedáramos cuadrados también cuando vemos un mono
Tipo hace un tiempo fui a San Carlos con mi familia, nos encontramos unos pisotes, y yo iba pero fascinado
As a Brit we come to whatever country you may be in. Traditionally by boat, and we just take your phones. Huzzah!
Thought you'd got them after drinking some tea on a rainy day
Huzzah!!
Ha a blackadder reference or a general English expression?
I imadgined you'd just take it from the colonies xD
I am from the UK, they made me wait a very long time for a phone because I wouldn't sell my soul to the queen, 🤠🙏🇬🇧🇮🇪
Your sarcasm slays me! Thank you for sharing a part of your day with us! 😊
Legit best short I’ve watched on here lmao 😭
As a French, I can confirm we find our phones hidden in bread loaves
You don't have loaves though… only _boules_ and baguettes.
Those sticks-like bread? Baguettes...eh😊
You bake your own, to perfection!
😂😂😂😂
@@brexitgreensclearly they're giving the nearest English equivalent to a baguette
As a Guatemalan, I can confirm that we climb to the top of a sacred Mayan ruin and a Quetzal flies by and drops phones out of the sky. 🇬🇹
Amazing! 🤩 The world truly is magical😭✨
As a Russian, I can confirm that we get our phones inside our first bottle of vodka, at around 4 years old
I appreciate the great sense of humor. Thank you.
I love everyone’s sarcasm.
She took sarcasm to another level 💀
What if its not sarcasm?👁
@@nimetulaps O-O
She made it sound so serious and real I cant even tell if its sarcasm
Isn't that how sarcasm is supposed to work?
@@Some_1Passing_Byofc its sarcasm.. you really think people in africa dig for phones?
As a Filipino, phones are heirlooms passed from sibling to sibling, like watches in England and shoes in rural America
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Oh no i was meant to pass the watches down....... i knew there was a reason i shouldn't put them on ebay.....too late now. 🤣
At least you can use humor when idiots ask stupid questions. Good job baby girl
As an Australian٫ the koalas just poo iPhones ٫ Apple pen's ٫ect😂
😂😂😂
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!!!
Love it!!!
Yh
Intelligent answer**
pov: they answer "you"
fr
It's sad that the media, Hollywood, and propaganda, over time, create people asking these types of stupid questions. This is how everyone should know that brainwashing is real!!
As a Filipino, I can confirm we plant and grow phones in fields
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes but most parents buy kids phones after they win their first singing award. Or gifted to them by their hospital patients
The phones come out of pineapples
@@monkeyslapBAHAHAHA
As another Filipino, I can confirm this is true