@@treycopeland1368so, he first held it to where the longer 13" side of the pan was horizontal, and said that was 13" by 9". He turns it so that now the shorter 9" side is horizontal, and he flips the numbers as now the shorter side is the horizontal one, so he called it 9" by 13" Basically because he swapped which side was horizontal, he also swapped the numbers There's not much to the joke, just a silly dumb joke, I'm a fan of stupid jokes like this Does this help?
I do NOT care to meet anyone who doesn’t like or love him!!! He SHINES in the kitchen, he’s the Bob Hope and Don Rickles of one liners and ‘reads’. We all love him and then complain my stomach and face hurts!!! 🙏🏻😉❤️
...am I one of the odd ones? As I have very little difficulty unwrapping those suckers? Or is the Circle of Hell just being forced to watch people like me unwrap them with ease, and then handed one and told to do the same? 😂
Having hemorrhaged once before I’d say that’s more of a “hard no” than an ick (although it is icky as well) it’s the wrappers for me, smaller they are the worse it is, garlic, small candies etc. and if the wrapper sticks to my fingers? Forget about it!
Could someone have made it for him? It looks like it's got a few of his favorite ingredients on it! I can't read them all, but I definitely saw nilla, eggies, and moo (I'm assuming juice is somewhere on there too)!
I got my grandma into watching your videos, she loves the humor and remembering recipes from her childhood along with learning new ones. Thank you so much for starting this, it gives us something fun to talk about when u get the chance to go over. (I’m actually getting her your cookbook for Christmas, I know she’s going to love it!) Keep at it! Have a happy holiday!
His peppermint patties video will still be my all time favorite. The joy on his face when he ate those is still the best. That being said that peppermint bark looks awesome!
i got your book for christmas and was so overjoyed that i stopped thinking, so i immediately turned to my nana and told her "now i can bake things from back in YOUR day!" before realising what i had just said and instantly regretting it. thank you, dylan, for helping me nearly ruin christmas!
Can I use dark chocolate chips instead of the semi-sweet chocolate chips? Can I use those melt in your mouth peppermint candies as the crushed peppermint used in this recipe?
Dylan!! I finally got your cook book!! I have wanted it for ages and missed 2 busses and drove 45 minutes to get to the shops and get the last one, I love it so much you are amazing and you did a fantastic job with your book ❤❤❤
oh man, I work in custom framing and I've had to explain to people that a [for example] 9x13 is the same as a 13x9- ALSO I SAW YOUR BOOK FOR SALE AT WORK ❤❤❤
Potentially stupid question, I dont have any frames but surely the brackets will be placed different? Like wouldnt portrait have brackets near the top of the shorter side and landscape the longer side?
I work in HVAC and at least when it comes to ventilation grilles and registers, 9x13 and 13x9 are actually different. The first number is the width at the 'base' and indicates the orientation of the louvers.
@@pooeyyeoop1 well yes (not a stupid question) but our frames have brackets positioned both ways, and also that's not what this particular customer was asking 😭😭😭
Oh my God! I remember seeing that home cooking book in my grandparents house as a kid, which is hilarious because they didn't really cook American food. But it was always on the counter next to the stove.
I've been listening to your videos on repeat for the past hour, scrolling periodically, as I sort buttons and zone out from your video so I have to listen to it repeatedly to fully appreciate it 😂❤
Yelling "FIRE!" when lighting the stove, I love it! 😂 I'll never have that joy as I am stuck with a convection cook top. Have to roast marshmallows over a candle... Well, maybe I'll yell it next time I light a candle. 😊
I got this book for my birthday, which is 3 months before Christmas day. Too bad it's not a video book. That would be awesome!!! I already watch these shorts on a loop, as I never get tired of his voice and humor!!
My daughter-in-law gave me a copy of your book. She knew how much I wanted one and she works at a company that is the leading supplier of library content, software and services to public and academic libraries in the U.S.
So excited to give my 6 year old your cookbook for Christmas. She loves your videos so much. She slways imitates your EGGIEs and floof powder when cooking. 😅
So I got 2 copies of your book for Christmas! 😂 My husband got me the spiral & my son the hardback, so now I have one for using & one to show off! Best presents I got this year! 😊❤
I’ve always ❤loved your videos. Your extremely talented, hilarious and I suspect very kind. Thanks for adding a smile to otherwise serious life. Peace☮️🐈⬛Cat
The cookbook is AMAZING. I definitely recommend it for anyone who likes old fashioned baking. Clear instructions and some of your humor mixed in. I made the Dutch apple cake yesterday and my family has already polished it off.
That sweater is Chef's Kiss, and you look seasonally wholesome, young sir. I own that particular cookbook, and the peppermint bark is really perfect for the holidays
In my own recipe, I add a little peppermint extract in the chocolate, too! 💗❄ I love your book!! (I bought so many copies to give as Christmas gifts.) Dylan, we need more videos! I hope you had a Happy Christmas. Hoping to see more of you in the new year.
I adore peppermint bark and I think I have a shopping list to make now because buying it premade is too expensive now lol. Whoever designed candy cane wrappers is laughing at us from hell as well.
My dad spent 14 years living in Bermuda and I have a very special place in my soul for the country. I got a gift card for a book store for Christmas so I just order your book. So glad to support a Bermudan who is a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
It’s funny to think about but my wife introduced me to your tictok videos a few years ago now. I have to say that you are one of my favorite cooks to watch because of how practical and how funny you are. Dylan you are always welcome in my household and have inspired me and my wife to cook and bake more especially during the holidays. You are an inspiration to those who watch your videos. I shared your videos with my parents and they love your videos as well. Thank you for everything you do and have a wonderful holiday season. P.S. yes we preordered your cookbook and love it as well.
You can use any combo of choc. Dark and light or caramel and dark. Yes the white is the most festive but I just use milk on the bottom and dark on top to show up the candy canes. The family don't like white and they still love Xmas bark after all these years 💜 (caramel and mint is weird to me but some want it 🤪)
And the best Zinger.... Goes to: Trees (tree huggers) and Dogs (redneck bro's dobermann) Have a hella bunch in common. Neither can file taxes. But we the people CAN! We must. Ugghh. "" "" "" "" " Can't we all just get along??? And beyond "Christmas." NOT "holidays!" bc Dylan says so!!! ❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚
yes, feeling festive - I just adorned my kitchen with Rizzmas lights - and I received my copy of Baking Yesteryear over the weekend! e: it's such a gorgeous book, phenomenal aesthetic and art direction!
"What's that sound, Honey?"
"THE PEPPERMINT IS BARKING AGAIN!"
"It smells nice, though."
lmao
OMG!! You made me laugh so hard that I snorted!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Idkwhy I read it as "what's that sound? Honey?"... No! It's permanent bark!!... To save the day!
Me: Bark back at it 🤣
The 13 by 9 joke absolutely took me out. It's such a stupid joke and I love it.
Explain
@@treycopeland1368so, he first held it to where the longer 13" side of the pan was horizontal, and said that was 13" by 9".
He turns it so that now the shorter 9" side is horizontal, and he flips the numbers as now the shorter side is the horizontal one, so he called it 9" by 13"
Basically because he swapped which side was horizontal, he also swapped the numbers
There's not much to the joke, just a silly dumb joke, I'm a fan of stupid jokes like this
Does this help?
@@SpecialInterestShow yeah, it helps. Thanks
And the look he made 🤣🤣
"You can beat a few and suck on the rest" DECEASED 💀😂
And the little sound he made after 😂
Sounds like a very bad and ill-advised weekend bender in Miami.
Yeah, that one knocked me down. 😂
I'm rolling on the floor and cackling like a witch. 😂😂😂 I love the innuendos
Same! I _never_ watch these videos when I eat or drink, the laughter result is....messy 😂
"You can beat a few and suck on the rest ... 😐" 🤣🤣🤣
Loved his "I'm not sure I meant what I said; no I meant what I said, but not that way... screw it" look
"Welp that sounded sus" face
Even though he’s gay, he still draws the line somewhere
I love that pfp
@@_AYAR_ Right back at ya
🐤🐤🐤
it’s not the holiday season until our favorite frazzled baker posts an unhinged christmas time recipe
@MrDJBros07define "few", I'd rather 3 over 4+
FACT ❤
Heck yeah!
Except this isn't unhinged it's absolutely fantastic.
@@CowKirbo Kirbo!!!!
"I'll have a blue-"
Dylan, doesn't finish ONE line in a Christmas carol, but makes practically everyone happy, Hollis.
"-Christmas without you."
I do NOT care to meet anyone who doesn’t like or love him!!! He SHINES in the kitchen, he’s the Bob Hope and Don Rickles of one liners and ‘reads’. We all love him and then complain my stomach and face hurts!!! 🙏🏻😉❤️
@@lindabuck2777 Who would have the NONSENSICAL idea of not liking him?!
@@Clara_Jacobs
The people who are afraid of fruit.
“You can differentiate them by uggs and leggings” is how I will forever refer to white chocolate from now on 🤣🤣
Dude literally my favorite line 😂😂 I woke up my sleeping son cause I couldn't stop laughing.
That's actually the one joke I don't get in this one haha
I don't understand this joke either. Uggs are shoes/boots and leggings are pants. I don't understand.
Holy cow. Smoothest line ever. 🤣🤣
Perfect way to describe a basic white girl.
@@thespeedyyoshithe joke is that it’s white chocolate and those clothes are associated with white girls
Also, the 9x13/13x9 bit was hilarious 😂😂😂
I died 😂😂😂
Very Monte Python 😂
Yelp rest in peace 😆@@TheFandomCollective
This guy cracks me up and always puts a smile on my face. "Candycane wrappers are a special type of punishment ... I'm going to hemorhage"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's not wrong about the wrappers.
If you're maxing your microplastics you can skip that step
I couldn't releate.... until this Christmas. They look cute on the tree but are pain to unwrap when you want to eat one. 😅
I'm sure he's just joking, candy wrappers can't make you hemorhage
Dillion's random chirps are pure joy🥰
Candy cane un-wrapping should be a circle of hell
and then you discover some f#$!@er swapped a chilli cane for a peppermint one.
Oh yes... there is a hell for that
It's in one of the circles don't worry
...am I one of the odd ones? As I have very little difficulty unwrapping those suckers? Or is the Circle of Hell just being forced to watch people like me unwrap them with ease, and then handed one and told to do the same? 😂
@@warriormaiden9829what's your secret? sorcery?
@@SisterlingSoap Almost. I'm a Heterochromatic Blue/gold eyed Red-head. 😂
“You can beat a few and suck on the rest”
THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE 😂😭✋
The “I’m going to hemorrhage” got me! It’s one of my icks.
Hemorrhaging is one of your icks?
@@frickfrack7075yeah, is it hemorrhaging or candy cane wrappers? Unclear, but both are valid
Having hemorrhaged once before I’d say that’s more of a “hard no” than an ick (although it is icky as well) it’s the wrappers for me, smaller they are the worse it is, garlic, small candies etc. and if the wrapper sticks to my fingers? Forget about it!
Methinks that means "bazookapuke"
How could that be an ick? That makes no sense.
“Beat a few, suck on the rest” had me dead😂😂
Why is no one talking about his sweater?? It’s gorgeous!!
It even has his vocabulary 😂
Could someone have made it for him? It looks like it's got a few of his favorite ingredients on it! I can't read them all, but I definitely saw nilla, eggies, and moo (I'm assuming juice is somewhere on there too)!
I think a viewer made it for him. How wonderful!
It looks homemade. It’s lovely 😊
And it looks cozy.
It makes his eye color pop, so perfect on him
I got my grandma into watching your videos, she loves the humor and remembering recipes from her childhood along with learning new ones.
Thank you so much for starting this, it gives us something fun to talk about when u get the chance to go over.
(I’m actually getting her your cookbook for Christmas, I know she’s going to love it!)
Keep at it! Have a happy holiday!
"You can beat a few and suck on the rest" would give my grandma a heart attack, your granny is a trooper
His sweater! It's got "eggies" and "nilla" and such written on it! I LOVE IT!
Wow! I missed that. I wouldn't be surprised if he made it. He seems to be the very creative type.
@@Ninjanimegamer Now I'm curious whether he made, had it made, or received it from a fan or something. It's a wonderful thing.
@@BeeWhistlerIt was sent to him by a fan who custom made it for him
@TheKillahKyla
It's glorious! What a talent, and a perfectly whimsical thing for him 💚
Now I want official merchandise with some of Dylan's more memorable words and phrases.
the part where he's crushing the candy canes and singing- the HIGHLIGHT of my day. 100%!!!
Dylan, GOD bless you, man! Your 13x9 cracks me up every time! Thank you!
It wasn’t till the dead silent I got the joke, pretty good joke
As a new recipient, I can in fact confirm the cookbook is an amazing gift. Thank you Dylan and Merry Christmas!
I love that sweater! Floofers, nilla- somebody likes you a lot to do all that fair isle work.
"Eggie Shell"
Wow that is 100% a work of love.
@@bluesbest1 "You didn't see anything!"
I hadn't even noticed until I read your comment! Now I want one!!
Good eye!
Hope the baking twink had a good Christmas, and a happy new year.
His peppermint patties video will still be my all time favorite. The joy on his face when he ate those is still the best.
That being said that peppermint bark looks awesome!
Kirkland brand (found at Costco) is delightful!
….I did not carry around a container the entire shopping trip!
Take that, big peppermint!
"Look at that! You can do that!"
I wanna see that now
@@lindsaystevens4062 it’s in his videos. An older video
That "Says Whoo" in that vaguely smart granmotherly voice fuckin broke me dude, fantastic editing
The lighting Dylan uses gives him such a shimmer to his eyes, especially when he said "Peppermint Bark!"
I think that's just the joy radiating from him.
I love this man. His manic energy just brings me so much joy 😂
That abject confusion with himself at the pan size... that was great.
i got your book for christmas and was so overjoyed that i stopped thinking, so i immediately turned to my nana and told her "now i can bake things from back in YOUR day!" before realising what i had just said and instantly regretting it. thank you, dylan, for helping me nearly ruin christmas!
It's okay, Christmas isn't ruined lmao
He gets more unhinged in every video
Yeah but let's be honest that's why we're here
@@xary3556yeah lol
Arise my brother
@@pedro54901what? Lmao
@@pedro54901
The muffin revolution is here
I love your energy and humor! Keep making us smile!
Fresh peppermint bark is divine, even more so with peppermint chunks in the bark
Sounds delicious
Agreed, peppermint bark is lovely with coffee
@MrDJBros07 You're not the boss of me and I'm never subscribing to your channel.
.... Wouldn't all peppermint bark have peppermint chunks in the bark?
Or am I just an idiot that missed a joke? 😅
Can I use dark chocolate chips instead of the semi-sweet chocolate chips?
Can I use those melt in your mouth peppermint candies as the crushed peppermint used in this recipe?
AND IN THIS HOUSE, THE FUNNY BAKING TWINK IS A HERO.
It’s the smile at the end that makes me want to make these recipes every time!
Dylan!! I finally got your cook book!! I have wanted it for ages and missed 2 busses and drove 45 minutes to get to the shops and get the last one, I love it so much you are amazing and you did a fantastic job with your book ❤❤❤
oh man, I work in custom framing and I've had to explain to people that a [for example] 9x13 is the same as a 13x9-
ALSO I SAW YOUR BOOK FOR SALE AT WORK ❤❤❤
Potentially stupid question, I dont have any frames but surely the brackets will be placed different? Like wouldnt portrait have brackets near the top of the shorter side and landscape the longer side?
I work in HVAC and at least when it comes to ventilation grilles and registers, 9x13 and 13x9 are actually different. The first number is the width at the 'base' and indicates the orientation of the louvers.
@@pooeyyeoop1In ready made frames, there are usually brackets on both sides
@@pooeyyeoop1 well yes (not a stupid question) but our frames have brackets positioned both ways, and also that's not what this particular customer was asking 😭😭😭
*nods* "YOU SENT ME 8x10s, I WANTED 10x8s" was a far too regular occurrence when I worked in a frame warehouse. Dude. Turn it sideways.
The sweater brings out the color of your eyes, nice 🙂
A little trick I like to do is to add those little pretzel crisps between the layers of chocolate. Adds a little saltiness and crunch. :)
Oooooh I might have to try something like that next time I make some. That sounds really good
I make mine with Andes mints instead of semi sweet chips and use peppermint discs because unwrapping candy canes is irritating
@@keturahpadgette1093 That's a win for sure!
GENIUS!!!!
I can't take credit for this idea. I got it from Cooking With Lynja here on UA-cam.
As a knitter, im in love with that custom hand knit sweater. 😮 so cool!!
Oh my God! I remember seeing that home cooking book in my grandparents house as a kid, which is hilarious because they didn't really cook American food. But it was always on the counter next to the stove.
I ❤❤ this when my great grandmother would make it almost 50 yrs ago!!!
THANK YOU DYLAN!!!!!
Obsessed with that sweater. Also, I asked for your book from my secret santa and they got it for me! Super excited to get baking!
The texture looks like pain pure and simple.
I bought 4 of your books Dylan for my family. Passing along their thank you's ahead of time. :)
I've been listening to your videos on repeat for the past hour, scrolling periodically, as I sort buttons and zone out from your video so I have to listen to it repeatedly to fully appreciate it 😂❤
The smile makes me smile!
Your book is listed as a top Secret Santa gift at my job! I even put it on my wishlist.
Yelling "FIRE!" when lighting the stove, I love it! 😂 I'll never have that joy as I am stuck with a convection cook top. Have to roast marshmallows over a candle... Well, maybe I'll yell it next time I light a candle. 😊
I got this book for my birthday, which is 3 months before Christmas day. Too bad it's not a video book. That would be awesome!!! I already watch these shorts on a loop, as I never get tired of his voice and humor!!
Dylan Hollis, you always know how to make me laugh every single time I watch your videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't even like white chocolate, and yet peppermint bark is one of my absolute favorite confections. Such a great combo.
i love ur pfp :]
Protect this man at all costs
My daughter-in-law gave me a copy of your book. She knew how much I wanted one and she works at a company that is the leading supplier of library content, software and services to public and academic libraries in the U.S.
In case anyone's confused: You don't have to temper chocolate if it's made without cocoa butter.
White chocolate isn’t chocolate
In Germany "chocolate" has to contain cocoa butter, otherwise you're not allowed to call it chocolate. Merry Christmas!
@@FrauElkePoonI feel like that should be true in America as well, where I sadly live. Merry Christmas to you too.
@@FrauElkePoon
Because we have standards in the EU.
Please take us back... (a very sad ex-Emglishthing)
@@purplepedantry 😢
I wish I could.....
😊 Happy holidays!
I just came across one of your vids literally one minute ago, and I'm in love with the cooking and comedy! Wonderful!
So excited to give my 6 year old your cookbook for Christmas. She loves your videos so much. She slways imitates your EGGIEs and floof powder when cooking. 😅
Okay, that's an adorable image. ❤
Yum!!! And I adore your book!! Well done, sir!!
"It's not a race. it's Christmas🥴"
said with the same cadence as your aunt who's had just a couple too many eggnogs
So I got 2 copies of your book for Christmas! 😂 My husband got me the spiral & my son the hardback, so now I have one for using & one to show off! Best presents I got this year! 😊❤
I’ve always ❤loved your videos. Your extremely talented, hilarious and I suspect very kind. Thanks for adding a smile to otherwise serious life. Peace☮️🐈⬛Cat
The cookbook is AMAZING. I definitely recommend it for anyone who likes old fashioned baking. Clear instructions and some of your humor mixed in. I made the Dutch apple cake yesterday and my family has already polished it off.
Who made Dylan's sweater??! It's wondrous! "Nilla" "Eggies" as part of the pattern?! Fabulous. (Though not as fabulous as B.D.H.)
I absolutely love you! You always make my day❤
That sweater is Chef's Kiss, and you look seasonally wholesome, young sir. I own that particular cookbook, and the peppermint bark is really perfect for the holidays
In my own recipe, I add a little peppermint extract in the chocolate, too! 💗❄ I love your book!! (I bought so many copies to give as Christmas gifts.) Dylan, we need more videos! I hope you had a Happy Christmas. Hoping to see more of you in the new year.
It's literally just chocolate and peppermint. But this dudes energy makes it worth watching. Gotta love the baking twink.
I adore peppermint bark and I think I have a shopping list to make now because buying it premade is too expensive now lol. Whoever designed candy cane wrappers is laughing at us from hell as well.
Bro, I just discovered your vids recently (better late than never!), and you've quickly become one of my favorite people. Your book is awesome, BTW!
Your book is extremely festive! I made tomato soup cake with it and it came out wonderfully!
My grandma used to make these every Christmas, brings back memories.
Peppermint bark is my Christmas crack! 😂 🍫
Chocolate bark has been my go-to Christmas gift for years. Hard to go wrong with chocolate!
Your sweater really makes your eye color stand out, very beautiful!!!
My dad spent 14 years living in Bermuda and I have a very special place in my soul for the country. I got a gift card for a book store for Christmas so I just order your book. So glad to support a Bermudan who is a member of the LGBTQ+ community.
🎄Happy Holidays Dylan🎄
Thanks again for another great recipe video
It’s funny to think about but my wife introduced me to your tictok videos a few years ago now. I have to say that you are one of my favorite cooks to watch because of how practical and how funny you are. Dylan you are always welcome in my household and have inspired me and my wife to cook and bake more especially during the holidays. You are an inspiration to those who watch your videos. I shared your videos with my parents and they love your videos as well. Thank you for everything you do and have a wonderful holiday season.
P.S. yes we preordered your cookbook and love it as well.
Despite my family’s disdain for white chocolate I feel like baking this for them. It looks like it tastes divine.
I absolutely hate white chocolate, but I put aside that hate for peppermint bark. It's delicious
This is the only thing I'll eat white chocolate in... the peppermint extract makes it tolerable.
You can use any combo of choc. Dark and light or caramel and dark. Yes the white is the most festive but I just use milk on the bottom and dark on top to show up the candy canes. The family don't like white and they still love Xmas bark after all these years 💜 (caramel and mint is weird to me but some want it 🤪)
Baking is not the word… They’ll probably like it, the white chocolate has peppermint in it so it won’t taste the same
Hubby gave me your book for Christmas! Thanks Dillon I love it!!
Dylan*
I was just going to make peppermint bark today, and this is a perfect easy recipe!!! ❤
The amount of innuendos in your book was amazing
Dylan loaded up on the zingers in this one and I love it!
And the best Zinger.... Goes to:
Trees (tree huggers)
and
Dogs (redneck bro's dobermann)
Have a hella bunch in common.
Neither can file taxes.
But we the people CAN! We must. Ugghh.
"" "" "" "" "
Can't we all just get along??? And beyond "Christmas." NOT "holidays!" bc Dylan says so!!!
❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚❤💚
Oh I love peppermint bark!!❤ my favorite Christmas candy ❤
Just when we needed him, he has returned!
I love the smile and look on your face when you like what you have made. A lot of times I watch just hoping to see that.
I LOVE YOUR SWEATER DYLAN!!!!! And why I’m using all caps? That’s what you usually do not me 🤣🤣🤣
I love your gentle book promo. Perfectly sweet!
Thank you for your delicious brilliance Dylan Hollis!🎉❤
❤❤❤❤❤ Love you Dylan!! Thank you so much!! Merry Holidays
Remember folks Calories dont count the last two weeks of the year.
This made me feel less bad about the weight I know I will gain because I have five days straight of parties/get-togethers and a wedding. Thank you!
Your videos make me feel brighter ty for sharing your energy we need you haha
Despite the recipes seemingly getting better over time Dylan still continues to go insane.
You make me smile. I got your cookbook for Christmas and I love it.
Sir. Who designed that sweater sir. We need a clear shot of it :D
We'll probably never see it again 😢
A friend of mine is getting your book in spiral bound form. I read through it a bit, and now I want a copy for myself! I know my friend will be happy!
I absolutely love this, good work man.
We actually made this in school once, it was kinda ok, but it caused the entire class to go into sugar comas
So appreciate the humor! Merry Christmas!
I‘m always so happy for Dylan if it’s tasty and delicious. He deserves only the best flavors! 🥰
yes, feeling festive - I just adorned my kitchen with Rizzmas lights - and I received my copy of Baking Yesteryear over the weekend!
e: it's such a gorgeous book, phenomenal aesthetic and art direction!
That sweater is life. Someone must love you a lot whilst being educated in the arts of knitting and embroidery.
That sweater is perfect for emphasizing those eyes!
I love your videos and I screamed when I got you cook book for Christmas ❤