I love the difference between the UK guests and the USA guests. The UK guests laugh a lot more at Ali G where as the USA guests take him a lot more seriously. Fucking hilarious.
this is a excellent example of normal people that don't get the prank and don't necessarily have a sense of humor but still act normal.that police officer was really charming and the skit went really well.
That's how British Police were traditionally, now they've been politicised. Our Policemen were famous for their impartiality, sadly that's no longer the case.
They got a great guy to come on the show to do this bit. He looked truly bewildered at what he was hearing........but just kept responding as politely and seriously as he could.....after a pause from shock after some of Ali G's comments/questions.
Daniel Smith It don't matter cuz the prison sentences in America are 4 times longer than the UK.... in the UK we have cameras everywhere, laws prohibiting everything and police officers that didn't drop out of school. Difference is: In America you probably get away with most crimes but when they finally catch someone the punishment is BRUTAL, in the UK it's the opposite: you'll never get away with anything but all they give you is a 6 month sentence or a slap on the wrist
Nope, you need a degree in order to become an officer. People don't get away with crimes in America, maybe petite crimes, such as larceny of a piece of candy, but not mistermeaners or felonies.
Barrack Obama At this moment there are more people imprisioned In the USA, than in any other country on the world. The States hold 5% of the world population but 25% of all human beeings imprisioned on earth. Most of them did nearly nothing, except of having the wrong colour or smoking weed. Much of those prisons are driven by private enterprise companies and those need to make profit as anybody knows. The state guarantees them, that there always will be enough customers. I've heard they call this system freedom&democrazy...or wait... that freedom&democrazy thing had something to do with bombing other nations civilians and kids to mush and poisoning their soil with DU-Ammo. I'm a little confused about that. Maybee that bombing thing was Democrazy and the Prison thing was Freedom or the other way around. And this is good news, cause they have a place for nearly every poor and jobless sublayer individual in their army or in one of their prisons. So there is always a choice and you do not have to have hunger or to be cold.
This was a real treat.. I hadn't seen this one before, (The policeman is real. He's part of a TV team which presents a crimefighting program in UK. Google "Crimewatch")
Nice geezer that policeman I have a lot of,respect for the British police, probably the best in the world tbh! Plus we have the best special forces in the world the SAS
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I love this show so much but I cringe so much when I think what the guests must think when they get asked to come on a show. They must get so excited, probably tell all their family thinking it's a huge deal, and then it's just Ali G shitting on you haha. So brutal to think about
aaah i miss Ali G, he is jokes and does keep it real, i mean he actually shows some crucial education while being a joker. Wicked, Ali G nuff respect Ayee. Westside. Big ups from London
+Ghost81 You do know that iron foundries / iron furnaces reach temperatures up to 1700°C, right Einstein ?? You think wood won't melt at that high a temperature ??
I'm Asian and I had a lot of problems with police in my country and Blive in me the arrest me for no reason like why u wear tight jeans or shit like that .when I moved to England years back and face the police I couldn't believe how good they are. I have a lot of respect for the police and all the English people. I respect them and I get respect back. back in my country respect police u get bitten and bolt to ur head
Lol Ali G is the shit, and im fucking stoned right now, and when he was playing with the one blade that is odd looking, and he says ''how would you parry dat''. that shits the best.
It looks like Ali makes to touch fists but the superintendant isn't having any of it and gives him a handshake! I have to say, baron cohen was very funny as always, but the policeman did well at answering his questions sensibly without getting flustered like most would when getting interviewed by him!!
people go bonkers everywhere but if a guy goes crazy with a knife he cannot go on a massive killing spree, but if he/she has an automatic weapon..... well yeah
automatic weapons were made illegal three decades ago. the only ones that remain are ones that were grandfathered in because they were bought before the law came into effect. these weapons are very rare and super expensive, costing over $10,000.
ofcourse yeah its still funny none the less lol the naked gun sppof series was HILARIOUS! yea yeai agree lol thanks for ur opinion man it was nice talking to u
I love the difference between the UK guests and the USA guests. The UK guests laugh a lot more at Ali G where as the USA guests take him a lot more seriously. Fucking hilarious.
that's a laugh track, not actual audience...
He's talking about the guests, not the audience (ie the policeman).
This guy seemed pretty serious..
Brits is used to banter, alright
@@keithhoffman387 2m32 he chuckles.. American guests never did that, except maybe the Feminist, she was pretty good at dealing with the nonsense.
That cop was well intune with the chemistry of the show and his duty. Well done.
The police man in this video is so nice....
+mabus I've been on a Sacha Baron Cohen marathon on youtube and I see your comments on every single video. High five!
Matt Except Murrican ones
None of them are nice, ACAB
That smile
@@aidandunne936 so, you know every police officer in the world?
"will you auction them...what if it was for charity"
haha i gotta say Ali G's the best.
haha
You are coming with me..... Ali g : Where? 😂
"it accidently slipped into somebody's arm...you know... a couple of times"
Ay this comment is old
"what kind of excuses do a court believe" - excellent question
this is a excellent example of normal people that don't get the prank and don't necessarily have a sense of humor but still act normal.that police officer was really charming and the skit went really well.
Big up to the cop. I half got the feeling he figured out that it was a parody situation, but just took the remainder in good humour.
The policeman is the coolest guy I have seen on TV in a long time.
You haven't seen Chuck Norris lately?
That policeman's a great sport!
That's how British Police were traditionally, now they've been politicised. Our Policemen were famous for their impartiality, sadly that's no longer the case.
3:02 the look on his face i think he just realized he's fucking with him lol
dat face tho. xD
Wrong timestamp. Try 3:13
"...and it fell into someone arm * murmurs* a couple of times"
"..and it falls into someones arm... A couple of times.." lmfao 😂 epic
The funniest guy ever - ALWAYS makes me laugh my pants off.
RESPECT!! - Bring Ali G Back!!!
the upload date, oh man it was nice times then :)
I was only 15 back then
ItsameAlex I was 12.. those were far simpler and happier times.
I was 12 too when this came out. He'd probably get called a racist today..it was simpler times indeed.
*sigh* yeah.
Rewatching and think the same ☹️
They got a great guy to come on the show to do this bit. He looked truly bewildered at what he was hearing........but just kept responding as politely and seriously as he could.....after a pause from shock after some of Ali G's comments/questions.
Love Ali G! He's always thinking about charity! RESPECT 👊 Say it!
2 words: Keep it Real.
fell into his arm a couple of times
that guy was a good sport
as far as I know he talks with an english accent and many many english slangs.
Nah he actually is English bro
L e e c h
I wonder how many subscribers you had 13 years ago mate, came a long way, all the best
I was 4 when this comment was made
@Egg Head Okay done
"in my packed lunch"
All of these are legal here in America...
You must be proud of all of them school shootings ect.
Nope.
Daniel Smith It don't matter cuz the prison sentences in America are 4 times longer than the UK.... in the UK we have cameras everywhere, laws prohibiting everything and police officers that didn't drop out of school. Difference is: In America you probably get away with most crimes but when they finally catch someone the punishment is BRUTAL, in the UK it's the opposite: you'll never get away with anything but all they give you is a 6 month sentence or a slap on the wrist
Nope, you need a degree in order to become an officer. People don't get away with crimes in America, maybe petite crimes, such as larceny of a piece of candy, but not mistermeaners or felonies.
Barrack Obama
At this moment there are more people imprisioned In the USA, than in any other country on the world. The States hold 5% of the world population but 25% of all human beeings imprisioned on earth. Most of them did nearly nothing, except of having the wrong colour or smoking weed. Much of those prisons are driven by private enterprise companies and those need to make profit as anybody knows. The state guarantees them, that there always will be enough customers. I've heard they call this system freedom&democrazy...or wait... that freedom&democrazy thing had something to do with bombing other nations civilians and kids to mush and poisoning their soil with DU-Ammo. I'm a little confused about that. Maybee that bombing thing was Democrazy and the Prison thing was Freedom or the other way around. And this is good news, cause they have a place for nearly every poor and jobless sublayer individual in their army or in one of their prisons. So there is always a choice and you do not have to have hunger or to be cold.
I love how he asks the stupidest questions possible, then catches them off guard with one that they werent prepared to answer
HILARIOUS !!
Even the copper finds him funny ...
All improv mate. That's what makes Ali G & Borat so good.
The world's top comedian is right here,this Ali G fellow...
Respect to Sacha Baron from a Portuguese downhiller immigrant in Holland .
The first time I watched this back in 1999/2000 I think I just cried with laughter. Cohen delivers the lines brilliantly with wit and is very dry.
I love Ali G so much.
"i'll say convince the court because i don't believe you, your coming with me"
"aye.. where?!" haha
'u kno.. a couple of times'
Still one of the greatest introductions ever given! Respect the Flange... beyond hilarious!
At my big age Ali g is still the only comedian that can actually make me laugh out loud
This was a real treat.. I hadn't seen this one before, (The policeman is real. He's part of a TV team which presents a crimefighting program in UK. Google "Crimewatch")
"what if u just said it was for ur packed lunch" LOL
12 years ago
@@dobb2106 11 months ago
The interview is done in private and then the tape of it is shown to the audience when the show is being filmed. Its real laughter.
How he keeps a straight face is amazing.
Nice geezer that policeman I have a lot of,respect for the British police, probably the best in the world tbh! Plus we have the best special forces in the world the SAS
no
SSG are the best
+Zachary McDowall
There is a thing called Google. u better use it.
SAS is the name of the former factory here, that went in bankruptcy. Is that what youre talking about?
The local CHP plant near my town is called SAS also.
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You've gotta give da flange respect. HAHAHA
"Would you auction them?"
"No..."
"What if it's for charity?"
"Not even for charity."
Cohen is a comic genius! :D
I love this show so much but I cringe so much when I think what the guests must think when they get asked to come on a show. They must get so excited, probably tell all their family thinking it's a huge deal, and then it's just Ali G shitting on you haha. So brutal to think about
nahhh. you just have to have sense of humor and all good
UK: Gangs in our country possess dangerous weapons and must be feared.
USA: hold my beer
aaah i miss Ali G, he is jokes and does keep it real, i mean he actually shows some crucial education while being a joker. Wicked, Ali G nuff respect Ayee. Westside. Big ups from London
That facial expressions or lack thereof is priceless!
this guys goated
The polis guys stare when he asks about ripping the heart out is priceless 🤣
you gotta give the flange respect LOL
"Fall in to someone's arm, you know..
Couple of times"
Boyakasha! Staines Massive! Repra-sent!
good old times mate :P
from da phaalice :D:D:D
Ali G and The Temple of Doom
The song is called Dangerous by Busta Rhymes. Its old school (98 / 99)
2013 and this is still funny
2023 and this is still funny
I never found out if this was staged or not, but so freaking funny.
This is not staged. Alot of the later Borat stuff was staged.
It's 15 years ... I feel old
Good luck melting the wooden nunchuks at the iron foundry.
+Ghost81 You do know that iron foundries / iron furnaces reach temperatures up to 1700°C, right Einstein ?? You think wood won't melt at that high a temperature ??
Raj Rajput
Wait, are you being serious? Poe's law.
+Ghost81 - idiot. the wood would disintegrate into nothing at such a temperature
*fg@ffgf5885sd55s
It would burn, not melt. That's the joke, you moron.
1:08
"How much is one of these" lo0Lolo0oOl
My old man used to work in the police and after this first aired I remember asking him if he knew the cop. He basically said he was an idiot.
Wicked!
I'm Asian and I had a lot of problems with police in my country and Blive in me the arrest me for no reason like why u wear tight jeans or shit like that .when I moved to England years back and face the police I couldn't believe how good they are. I have a lot of respect for the police and all the English people. I respect them and I get respect back. back in my country respect police u get bitten and bolt to ur head
Who gives a fuck
It’s against the law to wear tight jeans- you’re looking at at least 20 years in jail there
@@stayhydrated4339 stfu wasteman
2013 and it will still be funny :)
2022 the Queen just died, an ali g is still funny as fcuk
omg rofl starting at 1:18 i couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard
2012 and its still funy no surprise there
The guy kept his cool while Ali G was flailing around with sharp tools.
soldiers can buy, can make, sell, distribute, everything
i think sacha baron cohen does the ali g the best of 3 alter-egoes
LOL YES that was soo funny the cop was speechless, and the kungfu part o man lol. hes a genius
I love the WTF look at 1:36!! LOL
Um, this is old. This is BEFORE he was a 'world star'. The interviews in Ali G are with people who think it is legit and not a joke.
Lol Ali G is the shit, and im fucking stoned right now, and when he was playing with the one blade that is odd looking, and he says ''how would you parry dat''. that shits the best.
Sacha Baron Cohen is too fcking funny.
He needs to do another Ali G series!
=]
x
Awesome, and what a cool dude.
3:13 d look on the coppers face priceless
L O L
"i don't believe you, you're coming with me - aiight, where?"
It's funny when he has the imaginary heart beating in the dude's face
this video is funny lol keep them comin thanks..
Very funny! Respect!🤪
It looks like Ali makes to touch fists but the superintendant isn't having any of it and gives him a handshake! I have to say, baron cohen was very funny as always, but the policeman did well at answering his questions sensibly without getting flustered like most would when getting interviewed by him!!
What about if you said you got it for your pack lunch lmao
haha i like how this guy is so chill
but you gotta give the flange respect
forgot how funny this stuff was!
"put in a hand in someone's body and take out da heart"
Thats the oldest comment on youtube i have ever seen. 14 years ago damn.
people go bonkers everywhere but if a guy goes crazy with a knife he cannot go on a massive killing spree, but if he/she has an automatic weapon..... well yeah
automatic weapons were made illegal three decades ago. the only ones that remain are ones that were grandfathered in because they were bought before the law came into effect. these weapons are very rare and super expensive, costing over $10,000.
The karambit part is hilarious
your'e coming with me
right.... where???
huh?!?
priceless
yeah he should have made 2 movies back 2 back and released them 1 after another
"falls into their arms.. a couple times.."
fa real..
how could you not like him
ofcourse
yeah
its still funny none the less
lol
the naked gun sppof series was HILARIOUS!
yea yeai agree
lol
thanks for ur opinion man
it was nice talking to u
the questions he asks are HALIRIOUS of course everyone knows that except for 138 people
u gota love this guy !!!
this is funny as...ali is his funniest character
Still laugh like the first time I heard and watched them
The nunchuka at the start can be bought in this country i have a pair myself and can be bought in a few shops.
3:09 LMAO the coppers face hahahaha
the guys face is priceless @3.11