Ali G - LAPD, Gangs, Dog Training

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  • @deathspasm9
    @deathspasm9 14 років тому +1680

    the fact that he actually got that guy to justify why the police force do not use dolphins to detect bombs is brilliant

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 4 роки тому +12

      Justify it. Lol

    • @vellocet2438
      @vellocet2438 4 роки тому +34

      Funny thing is that it US military and Russians have used dolphins and other sea mammals for detecting mines.

    • @RTDAVIDgamer
      @RTDAVIDgamer 4 роки тому +16

      The fact that dolphin doesn't have sense of smell makes the joke even better

    • @daraa151
      @daraa151 3 роки тому +8

      He also had him to admit sniffing dogs

    • @MiketheMutant1993
      @MiketheMutant1993 2 роки тому +5

      Dey is mammeries. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RyanTurnerRT
    @RyanTurnerRT 13 років тому +1047

    I love how much effort he has to put in to describe why dolphins would not make good law enforcement animals

    • @editzz4905
      @editzz4905 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @kingtshilobo1849
      @kingtshilobo1849 4 роки тому +1

      Ryan Turner very professional

    • @albertogarcia1320
      @albertogarcia1320 4 роки тому +17

      The frustration breath he takes lol

    • @jonapple2325
      @jonapple2325 4 роки тому +3

      Screw that jazz he got a guy to explain why dogs can't interview other dogs

    • @grayskull2936
      @grayskull2936 3 місяці тому

      ​@@albertogarcia1320He's clearly holding back his laughter. Every time there's a camera cut, that's because they had to redo the scene because the ATF guy broke character. He's smirking all the way, not frustrated one bit.

  • @4xelchess905
    @4xelchess905 6 років тому +821

    "Crime ain't something that you should do, it something that you should don't"

  • @Pishlle
    @Pishlle 8 років тому +892

    i've had ali g playlist going in the backgrould for 3 hours. I'm mentally retarded now

  • @Joeri20cm
    @Joeri20cm 4 роки тому +283

    I like the way how Ali says "allright, fo real" when someone explains something. It always sounds like he still doesn't understand but still agree

  • @bharathjayaram7981
    @bharathjayaram7981 7 років тому +678

    "After they detect the bomb how long will they take to diffuse it" lolol

    • @macman975
      @macman975 2 роки тому

      @Trz He said 'mammary's" not memories.

  • @JamieWaring
    @JamieWaring 13 років тому +406

    "The dogs we have are too busy...to interview the other dogs" lol...I think the guy knows Ali is trolling, but still too funny.

  • @hugorezende199
    @hugorezende199 6 років тому +405

    The trabsition from OJ to "Marge Simpson " is hilarious. Sacha can make the unbeliavable happen

  • @WutangClan4LiF3
    @WutangClan4LiF3 10 років тому +649

    "why dont u choose a more inteligent animal like a Dolphin " Lmao

    • @finight9
      @finight9 7 років тому +22

      don't know if you know dis' but dolphins ain't fish

    • @haunter4708
      @haunter4708 7 років тому +1

      finight9 fucken quality 😂

    • @4xelchess905
      @4xelchess905 6 років тому +6

      dey's like us dey's memeries

    • @wesmaly
      @wesmaly 5 років тому +2

      yoooo but what is the bomb was underwater...you telling me there a dog that can hold its breathe longer than a dolphin? FUCK NAHHHH

    • @RAMBOWYIGIT
      @RAMBOWYIGIT 4 роки тому +1

      Ca- Blaze hintelligent*

  • @davidlazure5071
    @davidlazure5071 5 років тому +340

    "they's like us, they's mammaries." i died.

  • @TrojansOwl1
    @TrojansOwl1 10 років тому +545

    "Literally not a word for like an hour" and "so is there a massive deaf gang?" 3:15 LOL

    • @rubatsch1713
      @rubatsch1713 8 років тому +1

      +Memsik hahahaha :D

    • @leathery420
      @leathery420 5 років тому +10

      Lol there must be there is a gang called the Crips. Though there is debate about if you can become a Crip, or have to be born a Crip.

    • @jeffreyrosenfeld7543
      @jeffreyrosenfeld7543 Рік тому

      Beware of the violent deaf gang!

  • @eustacequinlank7418
    @eustacequinlank7418 9 років тому +305

    When the Dog trainer let out a brief sigh when repeatedly asked about Dolphins I empathised with his plight immediately.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 5 років тому +25

      They is like us. They is mammaries.

    • @l.j.9031
      @l.j.9031 2 роки тому +2

      You bumder

  • @KAB-ct7rs
    @KAB-ct7rs 6 років тому +275

    unbelievable how he doesn't ever laugh and stays in character the whole time! He's rad.

    • @ohhi5237
      @ohhi5237 4 роки тому +2

      hes british

    • @MarkHenryTheWrestler
      @MarkHenryTheWrestler 4 роки тому +3

      He does ofc they just cut it out of the show. There are a couple scenes where u can see Aly g and Borat Barely holding in their laugh

    • @SavingPrivateBob
      @SavingPrivateBob 2 роки тому +2

      He spends countless hours rehearsing many of these lines, guesses many of the responses from the people he talks to and reads cards on his responses to them. At that point, it wouldn't be terribly funny anymore

    • @cirocjones9886
      @cirocjones9886 2 роки тому +1

      @@SavingPrivateBob WE KNOW

  • @ShubhamSharma-tn3wm
    @ShubhamSharma-tn3wm 7 років тому +706

    "What else do you sell?" :D :D :D

  • @bev9708
    @bev9708 2 роки тому +44

    Over 20 years ago we used to stay up late to watch the original Da Ali G Show... even after all these years, he brings tears to my eyes laughing!!!

    • @TM-xb3wy
      @TM-xb3wy 2 роки тому +4

      i remember how when i was young so many of us were quoting ali g at school. His character was really popular amongst us in the late 90's.

    • @bev9708
      @bev9708 2 роки тому +3

      @@TM-xb3wy 👍I was at school in the 70s, it was Monty Python we all quoted!!😆

  • @ashwinsatyanarayan
    @ashwinsatyanarayan 2 роки тому +21

    Dog Trainer: “ATF stands for Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives”
    Ali G: “And what else does you sell?”

  • @rico9955
    @rico9955 6 років тому +211

    But ain't it a bit racialist to say alright dis is some dangerous work lets get da bravahs in to fine da bombs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lauraindira8421
    @lauraindira8421 6 років тому +109

    I love how those two officers are so polite. Most people would be rolling your eyes but they are just so matter-of-fact and polite with him.

    • @CatchLightAnne
      @CatchLightAnne 6 років тому +5

      Laura Indira The first gent from LA too Thought the same thing

    • @martinhorvath4117
      @martinhorvath4117 4 роки тому +11

      Cameras pointed at you helps with behaving. Like when you see a cop, you behave.

    • @lauraindira8421
      @lauraindira8421 4 роки тому +1

      Martin Horváth true . The cops I've known have been such assholes that even with the camera they are still arrogant and horrific.

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 2 роки тому

      @@martinhorvath4117 Unless you iz one of dem brudas

  • @DirtyyDuck
    @DirtyyDuck 9 років тому +155

    this is seriously the funniest thing i have ever seen sascha baron cohen is a brilliant and genius actor.

  • @mustangx218
    @mustangx218 15 років тому +115

    Crime isn't something that you should do. It's something you should don't.

  • @DaveTaste
    @DaveTaste 6 років тому +222

    They is mammaries

  • @connerneads756
    @connerneads756 6 років тому +197

    Deaf gang

  • @JcohenK
    @JcohenK 4 роки тому +48

    5:30 the sigh of exhaustion from the guy trying so hard to explain why they don’t use drug sniffing dolphins had me dead 💀☠️

  • @jonkc3635
    @jonkc3635 9 років тому +206

    lol, Bill Gates.

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 2 роки тому +9

    I'm impressed by how quickly he understood cebrilities and connie

  • @Theprofessionalfrabric
    @Theprofessionalfrabric 6 років тому +245

    ATF guy is so tolerating.

    • @cbz3237
      @cbz3237 4 роки тому +5

      Tolerant?

    • @imanolgorrochategui6663
      @imanolgorrochategui6663 4 роки тому +7

      CBZ323 that’s your contribution to the comment section?

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 роки тому +9

      @@imanolgorrochategui6663 And that's yours?

    • @cbz3237
      @cbz3237 4 роки тому +12

      @@imanolgorrochategui6663 yes. Have a problem? Are there only certain things that can be posted in the comments? Are you the comment section police?

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 роки тому +5

      @@cbz3237 Pay no attention to the feeble mind of that account holder, he's obviously an idiot

  • @hackerred5193
    @hackerred5193 6 років тому +72

    Is there a massive deaf gang? I lol'd

  • @comp0stable
    @comp0stable 12 років тому +58

    "He killed Marge?"

  • @ShouldHaveKnownYT
    @ShouldHaveKnownYT 6 років тому +71

    “When the dog finds it how long does it take it to defuse the bomb”

  • @wescaldwell3882
    @wescaldwell3882 2 роки тому +11

    “How long does it take the dog to defuse it” 😂😂😂

  • @jawneblaize
    @jawneblaize 13 років тому +16

    "And what else do you sell"...agent pauses, thinks to himself "what da heck is this guy on"? LoL, you gotta love Ali G.

  • @Enforcer901
    @Enforcer901 10 років тому +73

    one of the senior dog to do it lololol

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 6 років тому +60

    Fish tank on a cart

  • @xualarenthlei3704
    @xualarenthlei3704 10 років тому +94

    OJ simpson joke is the best :-)

    • @QWE1233I4J
      @QWE1233I4J 8 років тому +13

      Did he kill Marge?

  • @MrHarumakiSensei
    @MrHarumakiSensei 2 роки тому +31

    3:54 "What does ATF stand for?"
    "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives."
    Ali G missed an opportunity there.

    • @beegee9426
      @beegee9426 2 роки тому +8

      his response was funny. im curious what u think the missed opportunity was

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei 2 роки тому +3

      @@beegee9426 Three letters, but four things. Sounds just like an Ali G 'mistake'.

    • @BuffaloZx
      @BuffaloZx Рік тому +8

      @@MrHarumakiSensei no mate the joke he made was better

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei Рік тому +2

      @@BuffaloZx Pretty funny, yeah. Not saying I could have done better, I said he could have worked something in. Missed opportunity for a second joke at least.

  • @IamHaddy
    @IamHaddy 13 років тому +69

    You say tomato I say potato lmfaoo

  • @Sparrow420
    @Sparrow420 5 років тому +24

    "Don't worry, you're safe ;)"
    hahahahaha

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 роки тому +9

    When He asked: Does you interviewed the dog or you get one of the senior dogs to do it...
    How isn't he laughing his ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lllv1989
    @lllv1989 12 років тому +78

    "ain't it wrong for the police to get involved in murders in a cartoon?"

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 4 роки тому +19

    I almost literally died when he said that the crime is something you should don't. I was laughing so hard but I started coughing and I had to pause the video for a few hours to get my composure back. And then he almost killed me again at the end with the question "does you interview the dogs or does you get one of the senior Dogs to do that?" Legend

  • @dorelle
    @dorelle 6 років тому +38

    Lmfao the ATF guy is my new favorite person!

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk Рік тому

      That short segment is definitely now a family heirloom for them that'll be enjoyed for generations.

  • @panicfan2006
    @panicfan2006 17 років тому +10

    "LETS GET THE BROTHERS IN" LMFAO

  • @EmptyNutShells
    @EmptyNutShells 16 років тому +16

    '' alcohol, tabacco, firearms and explosives ''
    '' what else do you sell? ''
    LOL! :D

  • @Your_Role_Model
    @Your_Role_Model 18 років тому +28

    is there a massive deaf gang? lmaooo

  • @Константин7
    @Константин7 12 років тому +21

    "why dont you use a more intelligent animal to find the bomb like a dolphin?" LOL

  • @shaokem
    @shaokem 15 років тому +5

    i can't believe that people take him serious! its just priceless! i'd be cracking up if he was interviewing me.

  • @yatamogenryuu4982
    @yatamogenryuu4982 Рік тому +3

    Love how the last guy played along and said ,,Our dogs are busy, they are out looking for explosive, so they don't have time to go out there interview other dogs"

  • @joshuataylor3550
    @joshuataylor3550 3 роки тому +2

    5:28 that sigh when he realises he's defending why they don't use dolphins.

  • @WhyIsMyCockSoHuge
    @WhyIsMyCockSoHuge 15 років тому +14

    "It would be a problem to have fishtank, carting it around"
    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @MrDravenz
    @MrDravenz 12 років тому +24

    ali-"cans de dogs smells drugs? ".
    Officer-"no your safe"

  • @renebalbuena4122
    @renebalbuena4122 5 років тому +13

    "This is Dabby".........shakes dog trainers hand.

  • @Herbert.
    @Herbert. 2 роки тому +3

    The sheer confidence at 2:09 is absolutely genius

  • @thatposterguy
    @thatposterguy 14 років тому +11

    "Well our dogs are busy, there out looking for explosives so they don't have the time to interview the other dogs"

  • @jonokiller
    @jonokiller 17 років тому +8

    "can these dogs smell drugs?" "your safe" "i dont have anything on me"

  • @yadidimeanmaine
    @yadidimeanmaine 14 років тому +5

    Those ATF guys were way cool. I love how the last guy was like, "You're all set."

  • @philmitchell9653
    @philmitchell9653 5 років тому +4

    Sep 2019 still binging on Ali 😂

  • @ermalmorina7261
    @ermalmorina7261 5 років тому +5

    "Crime isn't something you should do, is something you should don't" lmfao I'm so dead

  • @kaeade4290
    @kaeade4290 4 роки тому +3

    A massive deaf gang 😂 the police dolphins took me out 😂

  • @GmasterRED
    @GmasterRED 14 років тому +7

    this guy is just brilliant....and people appear to take him seriously!!!!

  • @melchiortod29
    @melchiortod29 4 роки тому +7

    I love how in nearly every interview he uses completly wrong words and often the people don't realise it. Like dolphin are like us, they are memories. Like how did the other guy not react to that😂😂😂

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +11

      Mammaries

    • @justinklenk
      @justinklenk Рік тому

      PLEASE tell me you're just trolling us all with the "memories." 😮

  • @axeman14
    @axeman14 Рік тому +4

    When he gave a serious answer to why an older dog can’t interview the new dogs 😂

  • @Fantastic_Timez
    @Fantastic_Timez 13 років тому +36

    "but ain't it a bit racialist"

  • @xdddre
    @xdddre 16 років тому +9

    "ain't it wrong for the police to get involved with murders on a cartoon?"
    HAHAH

  • @jekkt
    @jekkt 4 роки тому +5

    the last guy is a real class act. "our dogs are busy finding bombs, thats why they cant interview other dogs" hahahahaha

  • @DutchManticore
    @DutchManticore 16 років тому +1

    Rofl check Daryl out.. check his face during AliG's intro lol.
    He's like "WTf is this idiot saying?!"

  • @dutchvanderlinde8031
    @dutchvanderlinde8031 2 роки тому +4

    It baffles me how serious everyone takes him 😂

  • @RAMROD1847
    @RAMROD1847 7 років тому +14

    Alcohol tobacco firearms and explosives sounds like the best idea for a party to me.

  • @muhammedkumail237
    @muhammedkumail237 2 роки тому +1

    Turning OJ Simpson into a Simpson was such a genius sick move!! 🤣

  • @NataoDoidao92
    @NataoDoidao92 15 років тому +5

    "and what else does you sell?"
    Lough OUT Loud!

  • @jronzani
    @jronzani 15 років тому +3

    why did someone remove him saying "thank god" in the end? that was the funniest part of this segment.

  • @SaiyanVes
    @SaiyanVes 17 років тому +2

    "dolphin aren't fish, they're like us, they have mamories" LOL! I spilled my coffee when he said that!

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 11 місяців тому

    I fucking love in the end how he just gave up and said “well our dogs are out on patrol so we do the interviews for them” 😂

  • @CanonGames
    @CanonGames 3 роки тому +2

    Lol Ali G was so awesome back in the day.

  • @bazbakhtyar2567
    @bazbakhtyar2567 4 роки тому +2

    I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY ALL OF THIS IN HIGH QUALITY, I WILL PAY A KIDNEY

  • @dejaysworld
    @dejaysworld 15 років тому

    Aquasky Vs Masterblaster ft ragga twins - Dem No No We, thats the song in the video

  • @micheljohnson-figueredo8627
    @micheljohnson-figueredo8627 6 років тому +1

    Wish this could make a comeback

  • @GuiltyBystander8
    @GuiltyBystander8 16 років тому +5

    "When they actually find the bomb..how long does it take the dog to defuse it?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @jungleismasiv4426
    @jungleismasiv4426 2 роки тому +2

    What's the name of the song someone please?!?!?!

  • @LiamDH3021
    @LiamDH3021 2 роки тому

    “Dangerous work let’s get the brothers in” lol I’m dead

  • @CaptainAmerica322
    @CaptainAmerica322 15 років тому +7

    LMAO at the simpsons part

  • @Jnemesis12
    @Jnemesis12 15 років тому +2

    "I dont have anything on me" O.o "your all set" LMAO classic...

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 2 роки тому +1

    “He killed Marge..?” I😂💀

  • @darkense666
    @darkense666 3 роки тому

    ‘Shake it like a polaroid picture’

  • @ApexContestPrep
    @ApexContestPrep 14 років тому +11

    "alright this is dangerous work lets get the bruthas in"

  • @taalim5160
    @taalim5160 2 роки тому +1

    "َAnd what else does you sell ?" LMAO

  • @khenry1991
    @khenry1991 15 років тому +2

    when the dog finds the bomb, how long does it take for it to usually diffuse it
    LMFAO X 10!!!!

  • @MetalGearXM
    @MetalGearXM 15 років тому +2

    "So after a dog finds the bomb, how long does it take it to defuse it?"
    lmao

  • @coolio801
    @coolio801 13 років тому +4

    "you say tomato, i say potato" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @WunnSEN
    @WunnSEN 2 роки тому +2

    "Soo what does ATF stand for?"
    "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives"
    "Ann what else does you sell?" hahahahahahaha! Honestly man

  • @Coltranized
    @Coltranized 15 років тому +2

    "Well, you say tomato, I say potato." lol awesome

  • @toby099
    @toby099 6 місяців тому

    As soon as he mentioned OJ I knew Ali was going to mention the Simpsons lmao

  • @UTo098
    @UTo098 16 років тому +2

    lol "so how long does it take the dogs to diffuse the bombs" ROFL

  • @steveglen3354
    @steveglen3354 5 років тому +1

    -Probably they were just deaf
    -So is there a massive deaf gangs?
    😂

  • @ProtokolVG
    @ProtokolVG 14 років тому +4

    When they actually find a bomb,how long does it take to dog to defuse it?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! xD

  • @jc_malone8217
    @jc_malone8217 2 роки тому

    "How long does it take the dog to disarm the bomb?" Lol

  • @123ralle
    @123ralle 16 років тому +3

    "you're safe"
    [...]
    lmao!!:)

  • @ulissegarnerone
    @ulissegarnerone 14 років тому +1

    "...fish tank on a car" !!!! Phenomenal.

  • @chemkouv
    @chemkouv 15 років тому

    the thing that ALWAYS AMAZES ME is that no one reacts to his stupid questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they don't even say "WTF?!" or "is this a joke?"
    they don't even hesitate WTF?!!!
    I love sacha baron cohen's characters!

  • @lumblysumbly
    @lumblysumbly 7 років тому +12

    "WHOT?"

  • @hhmspotatohead2
    @hhmspotatohead2 16 років тому +2

    OMG! "What else do you sell?" lol