I remember a time when the religious were dismissive of witch doctors and their rattle-shaking antics. A time when the idea of an evil spirit was laughed at. God, Jesus, and Angels, sure, no problem, but evil spirits and witch doctors were just silly. Sigh. Good times.
Hitchens once called Prager "loopy." This video confirms that Hitchens was if anything kind to Prager in his assessment. Funny how a disease against which religion is powerless brings out the true insanity of "god-botherers."
I caught a big, fat old noisy fly with my hand just now. It made my tendonitis hurt like a mad bastard, but I am savouring the fact that I do not have to get out of bed and hunt it down with a fly-swatter in a semi-dark room. It's important to share lifes' little victories.
Followup: :P I squashed him and threw him in the crack between the wall. I'll be damned if they little bugger didn't just come crawling back out over my duvet. Well - crawling at least, none of the incessant buzzing. I smacked him, but lets be real how do you efficiently that against a duvet? Now the little fucker is gone and I don't know where. Cursed black covers. Well - so long as he does not buzz, I'll leave him alone to face the spiders ... right ... spiders ... great - now I REALLY can't sleep.
so, i just randomly found this channel tonight, this is some of the best video editing I've come across in a long time. not even joking i am going to get a six-pack from laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
I stumbled across this series last night. Been a Mr deity subscriber for forever, but haven't seen a single recommendation of these new series. So glad I found these. Great for a chuckle!
I'm pretty sure the sex-shifting succubus / incubus thing comes from the _Malleus Maleficarum_ which was as well studied as our modern treatises on street gangs (which are simultaneously bands of feral teenagers and international drug syndicates). Still, between its writing and the 1600s, it was considered the authoritative source on witches and demons, despite it being as much fanfic as Dante's _Divine Comedy._ The Incubus is how nuns get pregnant (since they absolutely did _not_ engage in any untoward business with that dishy priest), much the way Zeus was most common vector by which young Hellenist women found themselves with child when they were (assuredly) untouched by any nearby hunky mortals. Cambions are the progeny of such diabolic couplings, and were so common an occurrence in convents that it was decided a good warm bath in holy water was sufficient enough a cleansing to allow the infant to live and be raised as a mortal. This is, incidentally, the origin story of Merlin (as in Arthur's mentor) whose magical talents might have been facilitated by his preternatural heredity. Succubi are only one of a long line of mythical sexy soul-munching women mostly the result of travel to market (the process by which strangers routinely hooked up before the invention of discotheques). Stories of vampirellian bloodsuckers were a means to deter men (typically the one doing the traveling) from shacking up with lonely housewives along the way (whose men have, themselves, often gone to market). I suspect such sidhe also helped non-straight non-cis curious folk delve more into their impure, prurient interests. Curiously, cloven-hooved maidens and mermaids also appear in myths worldwide, which just may be a matter of hunters and sailors getting lonely while errant. *Edit:* clarity
I noted recently this reminds me of the 1970s and 80s promise (by Jack Chick and other religious moral-panickers) that AD&D was the gateway drug to real-world spellcasting, deals with demons and wild parties involving pentagrams and maroon-cloaked cultists. Needless to say, I bought the entire hardbound reference book set and learned not one spell and joined not one demon-summoning cult. Disappointed.
@@dianamacpherson5851 Yup. And then you can't get rid of them. They lounge around, eating all of my snacks and drinking all of my beer. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd wash the dishes or vacuum the floor. But no. Have you ever seen a demon vacuum the floor? Proves my point, doesn't it? :)
I too am terribly disappointed that my time roleplaying in the 70s to 90s didn't lead to *any* of that stuff. :/ Is there somebody I can sue for breach of contract?
Somehow, when PrageU says they _"...successfully_ treated [whatever number] COVID-19 patients.", it sounds more like a serial killer who in court claims he "successfully impregnated over twenty infertile women." My father was one of those lucky ones who was successfully treated for prostate cancer by the way. He wasn't dead yet when they diagnosed him so they successfully treated him before he died. If he had died before that then they would have failed since his blood wasn't circulating anymore. The phrase _successfully treating_ someone doesn't say if the treatment was successful but that the treatment was successfully administered. In my dad's case it was both by the way. He got painkillers and died painlessly a couple weeks later. It's like saying your miracle snake oil has been scientifically proven to help alleviate the symptoms of [whatever]. I can guarantee you that it is. All placebos have been proven to alleviate symptoms. You might as well take a cheaper, less dangerous one or ask for a miracle glucose injection from the doctor. The extra attention has been proven to work even better.
Getting nailed by succubi, I always insist they wear habits during the deed, is my second favorite thing. I wrote this comment just after doing my most favorite thing. Cheers!
I miss Dr. Bombay. And Uncle Arthur. I remember seeing demon seed trending on Twitter and was half curious but not enough to inter the anticipated eye-rolling. Now I know thanks to you into my eyes barely rolled it all. Thanks, Bri-bri.
Some asshole's trying to unload as much hydroxychloroquine as possible before the real deal arrives. I wonder if you have to waive your right to civil suit should the chloro treatment fail to deliver, and you die? I'll be you do, and I'll bet they frame it as "experimental" treatment, absolving them of responsibility, but not from keeping your money.
I would like to ask the anti-science/ magic folks; how would material medicines, cure supposedly immaterial illnesses.? Hint - they didn't think this through.
Mr D the dirt taken from the tabernacle floor beside the alter was full of dried blood, gizzards and all sorts of horrible diseased animal sacrifice remains
Mr. Deity, Brian, your 'asides' are so fast, but so good, I have to watch twice, most of the time! I guess we should pay twice then, you're worth it. As soon as possible, again, I must wait as I just had to replace my phone. And I'm a poor people, though right now, my $908.00 a month is better than many. Stay Safe! 👍😷😔😘💗✌🎃
You have to remember that there isn't just dust on the floor around the altar. They use to butcher all sorts of animals there for their BBQ because Yahweh does like the smell of roasting meat.
@@MusicGunn Well since Yahweh and Jesus are suppose to be one and the same, I suppose we already have crucified Yahweh. It didn't seem to do any good as his/their followers are still around annoying us. And oh yeah, slow roasted baby back ribs!
You can transfer Prager and Trump U. credits here for an advanced degree in Kelvin! Talk to your therapist before deciding if this rare opportunity is for you.
The remarks about something being “the most metal band name ever” are getting a bit tired, Kevin. Try coming up with something a bit more original next time.
Dear Mr. Deity, Do Atheists believe in solidarity with other Atheists in trouble? And if yes, do they apply any criteria? I am seeking support for a cause, it could interest you as well. Please Let me also tell you that I really agree with Pam, you are doing a great job, so sad that I don't see your audience grow. Could they have flagged your channel?
@@misterdeity Well if you take a look at my channel OR my Facebook Page (@HostageOfEurope) there it speaks for itself. Recently I also have been tagging you in some of my posts in the community section of my UA-cam channel. Please take a look first and if interested to be of any help, we could talk. Thank you very much.
Eyup all....Can anyone help me?....Im pretty sure there be an ENTIRE SERIES of Mr Diety that I cant find and have not seen, I think its series 2 but im not positive so maybe it isnt. Is there a series not on UA-cam that I aint seen?....I wont vote for Mr D Trump if someone helps me...cant say fairer than that surely?...OK....I will also throw in a bonus...I will remain an athiest...and ive got some very convincing friends so thats quite hard!
I cant lie...my friends are stupid and couldnt convince me that waters wet.....Oh that feels better, I was starting to feel a bit guilty for lying to you all!
Oh shit. Another 150k people bit the dust today. Can we stop for a moment and try to do something about all those people that die by the 150k EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY? Please save the dying people!!! Come on, guys!
Your premise is wrong. She wasn’t censured. In fact, she freely held her press conference, and was not only allowed to post her video on her site, it was reposted on all kinds of other sites. If that’s censorship, I’m a victim too. PragerU won’t let me post my videos on their site.
Nah. Mister Deity sticks to _true_ stuff. If you want lies like that, might I suggest PragerFU? www.snopes.com/fact-check/hillary-clinton-communes-with-the-spirit-of-eleanor-roosevelt/
You are a fool. I regularly "commune" with Ben Franklin, Jefferson, and my dead father. I know it is not real - it is an internal monologue with me doing my best to imagine what those people might say to me if I COULD actually speak to them. It is a way to try to get outside of your own head and into the head of someone you admire.
@@Bill_Garthright HAAHAAA .. you are talking to dead person! MY dead person has full relationship with me! now stop talking nonsense and listen how to get rid of daemon semen ..
@@Bill_Garthright Snopes is taking post-hoc stories told to provide cover as evidence. This is not surprising since it is a partisan source. Jean Houston New Age gurette of long standing.
I believe the good doctor, I have also become proficient in texting with the crayon held in my toes
It's not just dirt - the Holy of Holies was an abbatoir. That kinda dirt has a special kick.
I read that in a Stephen King book. The demon sperm thing was a plot element of the Dark Tower series.
I remember a time when the religious were dismissive of witch doctors and their rattle-shaking antics. A time when the idea of an evil spirit was laughed at. God, Jesus, and Angels, sure, no problem, but evil spirits and witch doctors were just silly.
Sigh. Good times.
It's like the crazies have been trying to one-up each other with their levels of craziness and it has gotten out of hand.
Hitchens once called Prager "loopy." This video confirms that Hitchens was if anything kind to Prager in his assessment. Funny how a disease against which religion is powerless brings out the true insanity of "god-botherers."
I caught a big, fat old noisy fly with my hand just now. It made my tendonitis hurt like a mad bastard, but I am savouring the fact that I do not have to get out of bed and hunt it down with a fly-swatter in a semi-dark room. It's important to share lifes' little victories.
Followup: :P I squashed him and threw him in the crack between the wall. I'll be damned if they little bugger didn't just come crawling back out over my duvet. Well - crawling at least, none of the incessant buzzing. I smacked him, but lets be real how do you efficiently that against a duvet? Now the little fucker is gone and I don't know where. Cursed black covers. Well - so long as he does not buzz, I'll leave him alone to face the spiders ... right ... spiders ... great - now I REALLY can't sleep.
man says to his wife: speaking of witch, your mom called.
@Ad Lockhorst loophole: marry a set of sisters!
@@marcdecock7946 Just not your own.
She sounds about normal for a conservative.
wow thats some advanced dungeons and dragons stories right there
So who's getting all this succubi action? 'cus I ain't gettin' any.
Witch action are you referring to? 😎
@@HTYM Red hot action.
Jesus fucking christ man, thank you for all your work.
Thumbs up just for the title! ♥
so, i just randomly found this channel tonight, this is some of the best video editing I've come across in a long time. not even joking i am going to get a six-pack from laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
I stumbled across this series last night. Been a Mr deity subscriber for forever, but haven't seen a single recommendation of these new series. So glad I found these. Great for a chuckle!
I'm pretty sure the sex-shifting succubus / incubus thing comes from the _Malleus Maleficarum_ which was as well studied as our modern treatises on street gangs (which are simultaneously bands of feral teenagers and international drug syndicates). Still, between its writing and the 1600s, it was considered the authoritative source on witches and demons, despite it being as much fanfic as Dante's _Divine Comedy._
The Incubus is how nuns get pregnant (since they absolutely did _not_ engage in any untoward business with that dishy priest), much the way Zeus was most common vector by which young Hellenist women found themselves with child when they were (assuredly) untouched by any nearby hunky mortals.
Cambions are the progeny of such diabolic couplings, and were so common an occurrence in convents that it was decided a good warm bath in holy water was sufficient enough a cleansing to allow the infant to live and be raised as a mortal. This is, incidentally, the origin story of Merlin (as in Arthur's mentor) whose magical talents might have been facilitated by his preternatural heredity.
Succubi are only one of a long line of mythical sexy soul-munching women mostly the result of travel to market (the process by which strangers routinely hooked up before the invention of discotheques). Stories of vampirellian bloodsuckers were a means to deter men (typically the one doing the traveling) from shacking up with lonely housewives along the way (whose men have, themselves, often gone to market). I suspect such sidhe also helped non-straight non-cis curious folk delve more into their impure, prurient interests.
Curiously, cloven-hooved maidens and mermaids also appear in myths worldwide, which just may be a matter of hunters and sailors getting lonely while errant.
*Edit:* clarity
I noted recently this reminds me of the 1970s and 80s promise (by Jack Chick and other religious moral-panickers) that AD&D was the gateway drug to real-world spellcasting, deals with demons and wild parties involving pentagrams and maroon-cloaked cultists. Needless to say, I bought the entire hardbound reference book set and learned not one spell and joined not one demon-summoning cult. Disappointed.
The worst is when you are learning Latin and summon a demon. Happens more than you think.
@@dianamacpherson5851
Yup. And then you can't get rid of them. They lounge around, eating all of my snacks and drinking all of my beer. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd wash the dishes or vacuum the floor. But no. Have you ever seen a demon vacuum the floor? Proves my point, doesn't it? :)
I too am terribly disappointed that my time roleplaying in the 70s to 90s didn't lead to *any* of that stuff. :/ Is there somebody I can sue for breach of contract?
Become a LARPer
"If their wives are guilty (Aren't they always?)."
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Somehow, when PrageU says they _"...successfully_ treated [whatever number] COVID-19 patients.", it sounds more like a serial killer who in court claims he "successfully impregnated over twenty infertile women."
My father was one of those lucky ones who was successfully treated for prostate cancer by the way. He wasn't dead yet when they diagnosed him so they successfully treated him before he died. If he had died before that then they would have failed since his blood wasn't circulating anymore. The phrase _successfully treating_ someone doesn't say if the treatment was successful but that the treatment was successfully administered.
In my dad's case it was both by the way. He got painkillers and died painlessly a couple weeks later.
It's like saying your miracle snake oil has been scientifically proven to help alleviate the symptoms of [whatever]. I can guarantee you that it is. All placebos have been proven to alleviate symptoms. You might as well take a cheaper, less dangerous one or ask for a miracle glucose injection from the doctor. The extra attention has been proven to work even better.
Getting nailed by succubi, I always insist they wear habits during the deed, is my second favorite thing. I wrote this comment just after doing my most favorite thing. Cheers!
I miss Dr. Bombay. And Uncle Arthur.
I remember seeing demon seed trending on Twitter and was half curious but not enough to inter the anticipated eye-rolling. Now I know thanks to you into my eyes barely rolled it all.
Thanks, Bri-bri.
the pix are lol funny!! so glad i'm a patreon patron!
Some asshole's trying to unload as much hydroxychloroquine as possible before the real deal arrives. I wonder if you have to waive your right to civil suit should the chloro treatment fail to deliver, and you die? I'll be you do, and I'll bet they frame it as "experimental" treatment, absolving them of responsibility, but not from keeping your money.
Just 22 days later and we're up to 180,000 deaths.
I would like to ask the anti-science/ magic folks; how would material medicines, cure supposedly immaterial illnesses.? Hint - they didn't think this through.
Christian Scientists and some other religions have already taken this idea to extremes.
Mr D the dirt taken from the tabernacle floor beside the alter was full of dried blood, gizzards and all sorts of horrible diseased animal sacrifice remains
And yet, some fundamentalist Christians will list germ theory as a scientific fact found in the bible.
@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib "It doesn't matter what goes into your mouth but what comes out of it" Quote Jesus
Mr. Deity, Brian, your 'asides' are so fast, but so good, I have to watch twice, most of the time! I guess we should pay twice then, you're worth it. As soon as possible, again, I must wait as I just had to replace my phone. And I'm a poor people, though right now, my $908.00 a month is better than many. Stay Safe! 👍😷😔😘💗✌🎃
You have to remember that there isn't just dust on the floor around the altar. They use to butcher all sorts of animals there for their BBQ because Yahweh does like the smell of roasting meat.
Well I certainly won't crucify him for that, I do too.
@@MusicGunn Well since Yahweh and Jesus are suppose to be one and the same, I suppose we already have crucified Yahweh. It didn't seem to do any good as his/their followers are still around annoying us. And oh yeah, slow roasted baby back ribs!
Just wait, in another week they'll do/say something even more insane.
Thanks for doing these vids. I see those Praeger vids and know they are bunk but its great to see you spell it out
Is demon semen bitter or sweet? Asking for a friend :)
Sweet. A friend told me.
Dunno, ask Melania.
How long until "Demon Semen" becomes a porn movie (if it hasn't already)?
Is witch sex more pleasurable or is it the same
You can transfer Prager and Trump U. credits here for an advanced degree in Kelvin!
Talk to your therapist before deciding if this rare opportunity is for you.
LOL You keep thinking there has to be a bottom. Hint - no
There are 2 ways to look at it. We either will vote the bottom out or we got a LONG FUCKING way down to go.
_Demon Semen_ might just be the most metal band name ever.
The remarks about something being “the most metal band name ever” are getting a bit tired, Kevin. Try coming up with something a bit more original next time.
@@kellydalstok8900 Oh no!! _Kelly_ isn't entertained??
Rhyming genius!
Can I order that by the gallon though?
I’ll order you a vat.
well done!
Dear Mr. Deity, Do Atheists believe in solidarity with other Atheists in trouble? And if yes, do they apply any criteria?
I am seeking support for a cause, it could interest you as well.
Please Let me also tell you that I really agree with Pam, you are doing a great job, so sad that I don't see your audience grow. Could they have flagged your channel?
It’s not so much solidarity with Atheists as it is causes. I’m in solidarity with many believers on numerous issues. What’s your cause specifically?
@@misterdeity Well if you take a look at my channel OR my Facebook Page (@HostageOfEurope) there it speaks for itself. Recently I also have been tagging you in some of my posts in the community section of my UA-cam channel. Please take a look first and if interested to be of any help, we could talk. Thank you very much.
Not another is quite like you. Have you been distilling the pure essence out of Carlin/Pryor?
That’s high praise. Thanks so much!
What. The. Actual. Fuck?!
Eyup all....Can anyone help me?....Im pretty sure there be an ENTIRE SERIES of Mr Diety that I cant find and have not seen, I think its series 2 but im not positive so maybe it isnt. Is there a series not on UA-cam that I aint seen?....I wont vote for Mr D Trump if someone helps me...cant say fairer than that surely?...OK....I will also throw in a bonus...I will remain an athiest...and ive got some very convincing friends so thats quite hard!
I cant lie...my friends are stupid and couldnt convince me that waters wet.....Oh that feels better, I was starting to feel a bit guilty for lying to you all!
🧐WTF people 🤦Dr. Bombay says...🤣 Come on now 😃 If you believe that you will believe anything 🤷
Hi
Prager Fundamentalist University?
I've met M.D.'s that are Jesus jumpers, crazies etc. Only met a few who didn't go that route.
Oh shit. Another 150k people bit the dust today. Can we stop for a moment and try to do something about all those people that die by the 150k EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY? Please save the dying people!!! Come on, guys!
Because the doctor was a black woman and she was censored, does that mean it was racists and misogynistic?
Your premise is wrong. She wasn’t censured. In fact, she freely held her press conference, and was not only allowed to post her video on her site, it was reposted on all kinds of other sites. If that’s censorship, I’m a victim too. PragerU won’t let me post my videos on their site.
Now talk about Hillary thinking she can channel Eleanor Roosevelt.
Nah. Mister Deity sticks to _true_ stuff. If you want lies like that, might I suggest PragerFU?
www.snopes.com/fact-check/hillary-clinton-communes-with-the-spirit-of-eleanor-roosevelt/
Lol tinfoil hatters.
You are a fool. I regularly "commune" with Ben Franklin, Jefferson, and my dead father. I know it is not real - it is an internal monologue with me doing my best to imagine what those people might say to me if I COULD actually speak to them. It is a way to try to get outside of your own head and into the head of someone you admire.
@@Bill_Garthright HAAHAAA .. you are talking to dead person!
MY dead person has full relationship with me!
now stop talking nonsense and listen how to get rid of daemon semen ..
@@Bill_Garthright Snopes is taking post-hoc stories told to provide cover as evidence. This is not surprising since it is a partisan source. Jean Houston New Age gurette of long standing.