1:28 I read this article once. It was quite funny! What happened was: The biker takes pictures in front of motorcycles and one time, his fans saw a face in one of the motorcycle mirrors that didn't belong to the girl. They hired a show or something to investigate for them and that's how they found out.
Here's a wholesome fact to distract you: the reason dogs like being scratched behind the ears is because when you scratch them there, it releases a bunch of endorphins that give the dog a natural high.
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
@AMM_1910 oh lol thank u for the correction, like i said earlier he has the voice of a dude which means hes a dude duh, ik girls with deep voices exist but this voice? its obviously a dude
They'd die. They only eat fish and there are plenty of land predators that wouldn't mind eating them so they'd gain no benefit from staying on land for any amount of time since not much can chase them at sea. The orcas on the other hand would become the ultimate apex predator and kill everything, they must be contained in the water for the good of all.
better question:what would happen if quadrupedal whales existed? we would probably all die because whales are like 2-3 times the size of a t-rex and some of them have some BADDDD tempers
@@insaincaldo I thought that was debatable, I've seen some people classify birds as reptiles, but some definitions exlude birds as reptiles? Edit: oh damn, I never knew birds were classified as reptiles, thank you for the information!
lexi, if you see this comment, just know you are an amazing person, and you will always be my favorite narrator for these videos, you can make the worst things at least slightly wholesome with your voice alone, your candy review videos are also amazing.
innacurate, syrup is made of sugars whilst honey is made of nectar. a bee could make syrup if she ate sugar or sap instead of nectar so it is INCORRECT
Girl 1:can you dance for me? Girl 2:what to dance to? Girl 1:songs! Girl 3:never do a faceswap with a chicken Girl 1 and 2:why? Girl 3:because the same will happen if you do a faceswap with a pig!
The hornet apple is real! Hornets will occupy hollow space to allow for easier nest building. I once picked up an owl statue that had fallen down. Then the hornets came out. I chucked the statue an acre away and booked it into my house before I could process how screwed I was. Thank you lizard brain
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 203 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Ty Co hi boo go child cut I cut bu ty I hi no no no mop VoIP th and I’m going back to the store and I’ll call 📞 tomorrow ok ok 👌 thank you for your call thanks love Adam Adam ok ok thanks for letting me know thank you so much for letting us have an awesome Christmas and I miss my love 😍 I miss my Christmas tree and I hope you have too many beautiful Christmas to love you hope you’re ok with me this week thanks for letting me talk
Here is a fun fact: if you drink too much in one go, your body wants to get rid of the water and it will not moisturize you. Drink small sips of water throughout the day to drink enough water.
The fast and furries isnt rlly bad, its just somebody with a hobby of dressing up as their character. That suit belongs to Aurora bloom, a very popular fursuiter.
6:52 actually, they do! they're called "chewelry", they're most commonly necklaces with a large food grade silicone charm at the end, and they're made for people on the autism spectrum!
@@iaminyourwalls. I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
8:42 the sad thing is, they're not wrong. Ancient mammals didn't have nipples, and would sweat milk. The only mammals that can still do this are echidnas and platypuses (although I guess "platypodes is more correct")
2:55 Server: Welcome to Applebees, do you want the Apple or the Bees Guest: Um, wait, bees? Server: He wants the bees! Prepare the Bees! Chef: *Vigorously shakes a jar of bees.* Victim: Wait, No, I want Apples, please!
1:28 I read this article once. It was quite funny! What happened was: The biker takes pictures in front of motorcycles and one time, his fans saw a face in one of the motorcycle mirrors that didn't belong to the girl. They hired a show or something to investigate for them and that's how they found out.
2:13
The lady from the first photo looked like mark Zuckerberg but a little bit *more* human lol
R/Rareinsults
@Mathias Bos s
True
R/kamikazebywords
r/TIHI
among us : *exists*
everybody : congratulations, you are now sus
lol
T
Spy: Congratulations, you're a *_sÜęS_*
Amogus
sus
3:37
as a fan of that show I genuinely screamed so hard my ears popped
Tokoyami no....
Also I feel like Todoroki is the perfect person to be in that conversation, I don't know why.
Same… HELP
Lol same. Like jeez the mha fandom is cursed 1 2 the fact that a mha post on reddit made it on emkaybis awesome. 3 TOKOYAMI NO!😰😰😰
I was looking for fellow weebs
5:21 is an art installation! This is Omega Mart! It is a real shopping mart with some products you can buy in Area 15 and is also kinda an ARG!
Here's a wholesome fact to distract you: the reason dogs like being scratched behind the ears is because when you scratch them there, it releases a bunch of endorphins that give the dog a natural high.
I was distracted
Dog: gets scratched behind the ear.
Dog: *gangsta's paradise choir*
wait wtf
Petting a dog in general releases hormones that make them feel calmer :)
@@doctora.snakeman1427 they *coom* xD
The colour red: Exists
Everyone: You are now deserving of the sus badge!
I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
@@dwormf 😳 woah my guy
@@dwormf These commenta are getting almost as annoying as the meme itself.
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The colour green: exists
Colourblind people: You are also deserving of the sus badge
Oh may the demonic pics give me SEROTONIN
HAIL THE DISGUSTING
Maybe
A single serotonin
Just one tho?
Yes
lexi: *says no when she sees furries*
also lexi: channel name is literally thelexikitty
lol
hahaha
no its a he, he has a male voice
@AMM_1910 no thats not what i ment bitch. i mean if u hear a male voice will you automatically think ''oh yeah thats a dude''
@AMM_1910 oh lol thank u for the correction, like i said earlier he has the voice of a dude which means hes a dude duh, ik girls with deep voices exist but this voice? its obviously a dude
I love the fact that Lexi always talks about herself in 3rd person
Though I do wonder if there is a reason, like a separate personality thing of something
@@Zachary8103 That may be the case
That Dolphin and the Orca with arms and legs.....
They look like distant relatives of the Horse Raptors.
I LOVE IT
I wish I could give this comment 2 likes. I did no know Horse Raptors were a thing, now I know and wish I could find some high resolution pictures.
Ever heard of horse gators? Yeah, they existed
Idk what those are but same i kinda like it
i actually liked those
3:41 Todoroki looks so done with life, and Tokoyami, your dad is a crow
Lol
Ew, mha
@@SaddogEpic let people be people jeez
@@Ilovegooning they”re not being people, just saying trash shit
@@SaddogEpic you're the one trashing overs opinions :)
2:44
i'm actually intrigued by what would happen if quadrupedal dolphins existed
They'd die. They only eat fish and there are plenty of land predators that wouldn't mind eating them so they'd gain no benefit from staying on land for any amount of time since not much can chase them at sea.
The orcas on the other hand would become the ultimate apex predator and kill everything, they must be contained in the water for the good of all.
better question:what would happen if quadrupedal whales existed?
we would probably all die because whales are like 2-3 times the size of a t-rex and some of them have some BADDDD tempers
Hippos. Thats it.
Both cetaceans and hippos have the same common ancestor, so technically, theres your walking dolphin
Cheese is just milk spoiled while keeping edibility.
tihi
stop. *stop.* *STOP.*
R/TIHI
R/technically the truth was down the hall a few more feet dude. sorry.
Oh, so spoiled milk isn't edible? Oops. 😬
I gotta say, the joke “Fast & *Furriest”* is the most HILARIOUS thing I’ve ever heard. 🤣
why did i need to tap your comment to see it
Sorry dude, that joke is just very funny to me!
"Feminem"
Normal people: Thanks, I hate it.
Feminists: Thanks, we love it!
Feminem is basically av actress Skylar Vox lmao
@Omegafox456 am feminist and i hate it
I’m a feminist and I hate this with a burning passion
*our suffering*
“Yeah, but he's so cute though"
That first image of the faceswap reminds me of Zuckerberg, he is not a lizard being, he is a chicken in disguise.
that us exactly what i saw
Chicken is lizard.
@@insaincaldo I thought that was debatable, I've seen some people classify birds as reptiles, but some definitions exlude birds as reptiles?
Edit: oh damn, I never knew birds were classified as reptiles, thank you for the information!
@@Locksharpe How the fuck did I manage to be considered a teacher while shitposting.
🎶He wears a disguise
To look like human guys
But you're not a man
You're a Chicken Boo🎶
I love Lexi. She’s my favorite host.
Same
say sassy but ‘a=u’
@@goldenemerald830 ever heard of trans
@@Orange-cc5eu ya got pranked
lexi is trans?
Me:Eats 0.01% of a spicy chip
My mouth: Your free trial of life has ended.
5:05 misclicked and went back 5 sec and it sounds like "no, buzz will stay in his teeth"
Still waiting for "Hey hey hey Im Robin and thats Batman"
Oh my god, *Y* *E* *S* .
@@badstar9491 loll xD
perfect
lOl
Perfection *claps*
Lexi should never be put through the horrors of tihi. She's too pure for it.
The human with chicken eyes kinda looks like Mark Zuckerburg lol
Yes
Ha! I went to comment this but found you three comments down.
lexi, if you see this comment, just know you are an amazing person, and you will always be my favorite narrator for these videos, you can make the worst things at least slightly wholesome with your voice alone, your candy review videos are also amazing.
hey u recognize that fursuiter
she's one of the most wholesome furries ever
Its been a long week so let's sit back and.....its Monday:(
Dies
deflates
Jokes on you, I have vacation now
@@Ørbit.in.h3ll Me too!
hi soobway
Fun fact: Lexi brings joy no matter the subreddit
I mean at this point I think that they're professional voice actors.
Yeah he is great top 3
@@mikeemoo9928 She* she's trans male to female just so you know c:
She does bring immense joy!
@@EchoTheSound0202 but he sounds like a guy (a gay one, if i might add)
Never thought I'd see cursed Tokoyami. He's usually pretty wholesome.
He usually a really chill guy
1:08 the guy actually had an answer to your question:
"I hated the sun I wanted rain, and the best way to get it was to make God cry"
That's why
2:56 *Applebees*
Click, Tlo_oly, and a Lexi reading in all one day? This day is freaking amazing!!!
Well for Click it depends on the dub, but overall yeah
2:20 is heavenly! Quality voice acting. Thank you!
innacurate, syrup is made of sugars whilst honey is made of nectar. a bee could make syrup if she ate sugar or sap instead of nectar so it is INCORRECT
@@someoadamson9073 ok
Nobody:
Lexi reading Prediction as Pre-Decision:
I Armand she IS literally blind so...
Cool, I'm not the only one who noticed.
I mean, a prediction is basically knowing when a decision is made, sooo yea I guess.
And I oop
@@yelpkelp9134 fair enough
"It's a- oh wait..." *Extremely uncomfortable trans silence*
8:00 That tone of voice, i love it!
you know it's gonna be a good episode when it opens with "what's up sexy i'm lexi"
Y e s
@Omegafox456 GOD WITH CAPITAL G! . . ! . . !
Why do you have a satanist pfp
@@isakayyik966 Because I want to? also Ir's Baphomet, not Satan.
Girl 1:can you dance for me?
Girl 2:what to dance to?
Girl 1:songs!
Girl 3:never do a faceswap with a chicken
Girl 1 and 2:why?
Girl 3:because the same will happen if you do a faceswap with a pig!
0:36 King (of the) Dedede: "Dammit, Borby!"
Girlfriend: I'm not that hot.
Also her: (4:22)
4:46 you have no idea how happy I was to see an mlp reference pop up in here
the "bee syrup" one is such a masterpiece
Lexi's voice makes Freddy happy!
It should Freddy.
I read that in Rockstar Freddy's voice too-
Bruh you just posted cringe... delete this or you will lose subscriber!!!!1!11!!!1!
P L E S E D E P O S I T 5 C O I N S
Oonga Boonga freddy
A baguette approves of this video, even if you showed me being mutilated and stuffed with crab
3:52 I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!
The hornet apple is real! Hornets will occupy hollow space to allow for easier nest building. I once picked up an owl statue that had fallen down. Then the hornets came out. I chucked the statue an acre away and booked it into my house before I could process how screwed I was. Thank you lizard brain
0:26 This is the most cursed Cat in the Hat Ive ever seen
I actually kinda like the dolphins and orcas with arms and legs
They’re like kaijus
YES
yes yes yes yes yes yes ye s
YUP
@AMM_1910 is that sarcasm?
"Dinosaur. Grrrr."
0:43 He looks like my eraser after two minutes of class
Yea
1:08
Op actually said why they made that.
They wanted rain, so they figured the best way to get it is to make God cry.
Heres a meme
Brain: dreams klam
Me:has a nightmare panik
Me: wakes up cklam
*Realized it was real* very Panik
Fast and the Furries: (exists)
Lexi : no no no no no no no!
Me : yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
0:03 Hey sleep paralysis demon, I'm glad to see your still around, see in my nightmares tonight ;)
YEA
FUN
Lexi has lied to us. She isn’t a human, she’s in fact a living breadstick.
You can’t hide your secrets any longer!
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 203 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
I approve of this message
I agree with this-
YES YES YES
The Mortal Kombat joke was greatly appreciated by me.
Imagine dying just to be boiled in pepsi max and probably thrown away right after.
my mom calls the crewmates in among us " little sus things " and its the funniest thing ive heard her say.
The ungodly wheeze I just let out
Seeing the root beer flavored vape juice flavored root beer in a meme after actually seeing it in person is sure an experience
Ummm.... ok.
@@mateiolteanu1916 Do you not believe me?
@@mateiolteanu1916 Its from Omegamart. A very real place with very real products
Ty Co hi boo go child cut I cut bu ty I hi no no no mop VoIP th and I’m going back to the store and I’ll call 📞 tomorrow ok ok 👌 thank you for your call thanks love Adam Adam ok ok thanks for letting me know thank you so much for letting us have an awesome Christmas and I miss my love 😍 I miss my Christmas tree and I hope you have too many beautiful Christmas to love you hope you’re ok with me this week thanks for letting me talk
0:03
The chicken with human eyes looks normal to me.
*W h y.*
It looks very concerned on your recent decisions
@@beeb4439 LOL
Thanks,I hate you
@@evrighthere2195 as do most people
He just looks like the chillest dude, looking like he’s zoinked out of his mind.
Here is a fun fact: if you drink too much in one go, your body wants to get rid of the water and it will not moisturize you.
Drink small sips of water throughout the day to drink enough water.
When you put ice cubes into a glass of water, the water level won't rise any higher.
Ruining childhood.
5:27 Omega mart is such a weird and cool place
Oh oh oh omega mart you have no idea what in store for yoooou
The fast and furries isnt rlly bad, its just somebody with a hobby of dressing up as their character. That suit belongs to Aurora bloom, a very popular fursuiter.
Also she served in the Navy, so... don't disrespect her over a damn hobby.
Why do you know this
@@maxxaroni1830 is it illegal for one to have such knowledge?
@@KururuMukino probably
Exactly
The thumbnail made me scream so much, the neighbor came to check in on me and we both started screaming.
Literally Me: thanks Emkay for ruining my experience of life and “Thanks I hate it”
idk what disturbs me more, the fact the telletubby coming out of its body like my sleep paralysis demon or the sus
That's gotta be one of the most cursed thumbnails I've ever seen on the EmKay channel and in my life
6:52 actually, they do! they're called "chewelry", they're most commonly necklaces with a large food grade silicone charm at the end, and they're made for people on the autism spectrum!
I hope Lexi's back is ok, carrying this channel and all.
oh cmon don't do my boy Jack like that, he's good too.
Robin too I guess.
But Jack... the snack that smiles back... the super random intro guy...
2:40 thats...actually pretty neat!as a veteran jurassic park fan i give that a salute
That moment with Pikachu 🤣 explains a USB charger that came out a very long time ago
I want Lexi to do r/DIWhy just to hear her say "make more stuff" in the outro after all that
Thanks, I hate Amogus memes spreading literally EVERYWHERE on the internet.
Sus?!!??⛔
@@iaminyourwalls. I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
@@dwormf 📕
@@iaminyourwalls. When book is sus!
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@@iaminyourwalls.
Stop.
Please.
Stop.
Me : can I see the comments
UA-cam: yes but actually no
Yes, but you have to wait too long
People say bless you because back in the day when you sneezed people used to think your heart stopped
7:47 admiral S N A C K bar
Lexi’s voice is amazing
What’s up sexy? I’m Lexi!
Me: *[Happiness Noice]*
i am currently now having a better monday
2:06 Champion of Khorne Thomas never fails to unnerve me! lol
3:48 WE NEED MORE. I WANT TO SEE LEAFEON, GLACEON AND BULBASAUR LIKE THIS PLEASEEEE
"...and this jug is where they keep the NSA."
Dang it, this craked me up
My fragile grasp on reality:
Exists
r/tihi:
I'm 'boutta end this man's whole career
5:20 this is actually an art thing, you can find them at omega mart, which exists in nevada at area 15
0:42 he looks like an eraser when you poke holes in it
Among us:*exists*
Society:congrats you are now *sus*
“somebody, grew wasps, into my apple”
Me hoping it's a lexi video so I can feel complimented 🙏🙏
Fun fact: no-one has finished this vid yet
Fun Fact: Your fact is incorrect
no. incorrect.
liar
Sausage
Sausa
Saus
Sus
S-Sus?
no grunt
“fast and the furr- OH NO. NO. NONONONO”
me irl, and probably a few other furries: *depressed furry noises*
For real
Me: sees horrible pictures
Also me: *BLEACHING EYES INTENSIFIES*
1:06 I find it funny how that person genuinely apologized for this terrible image being in such good quality.
When questioned about why they did it, they said, paraphrased;
"I tired of the sun. I wanted rain. And the best way to do that was to make God cry."
1:48 me: *sees the word "Feminem"
My brain: don't do it
Me:* Proceeds to sing the Entirety of Bo Burnem's WORDS WORDS WORDS
Ok but why does Feminem look GOOD???
Trick question:
How do you make friends when your parents tell you not to talk to strangers?
*YOU.DONT*
Tinder
@@kennyclone-fd9ck who taught the first teacher? 💀
@@lolval427 a teacher
@@kennyclone-fd9ckif everyone has a creator, then who was the creator of god?
8:42 the sad thing is, they're not wrong. Ancient mammals didn't have nipples, and would sweat milk. The only mammals that can still do this are echidnas and platypuses (although I guess "platypodes is more correct")
2:40 you probably have angered The Click
1:36 I would love to see this film. If it was real.
Why does realistic quagmire look like Ben Shapiro? 4:00
I laughed way too much at 5:13🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:55
Server: Welcome to Applebees, do you want the Apple or the Bees
Guest: Um, wait, bees?
Server: He wants the bees! Prepare the Bees!
Chef: *Vigorously shakes a jar of bees.*
Victim: Wait, No, I want Apples, please!
5:21
*o-o-o omega mart. you have no idea what's in store for you.*