Yoshi Chokes
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- I've seen that guy eat an entire sentient bullet before.
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When Mario remembered that he was a doctor, I half-expected him to just start lobbing random pills into Yoshi's mouth while vocalizing the Doctor Mario theme
They totally screwed up that opportunity.
@@SgtSupaman They have literally already used that joke before.
@@kingofbudokai and they also use the "uh, neat" to many times and is still good
I fully expected that
@@Asdafafda but that is a particular recurrent thing
Luigi is so underappreciated, that even the voice actors forgot how he sounds like.
0:29 It's not Luigi, it's *_Linguine._*
...the Mario brother even less well known than Giuseppe.
Giuseppe has being forgotten
@@ahmedaliyu1495 Not by Domino's.
@@ahmedaliyu1495 he’s dead
@@ahmedaliyu1495 to
That's why I like Luigi so much, he's such a kind hearted person, I mean he's willing to save his brother in any creepy mansion or hotel even though he knows he gets easily scared.
Plottwist : Luigi goes through his fear to save Mario.. cause he's too scared he'ld have to become the new hero to save Peach from Bowser if Mario's not here anymore. XP
The same brother he just let die?
@@briLady7 yoshi stopped him, then told luigi to get on his back
@@noob___ I didn’t see him objecting
@@YMangaka Nah, he'll probalby pay off Bowser with the money from the life insurance he had on Mario and then has some fun with Peach.
Yoshi: *able to eat literally anything*
Dorkly Yoshi: *chokes on a fruit*
I say that’s pretty Dorkly of Yoshi
not everything
Not the corny 💀
My boy Luigi finally gets a happy ending
*Linguini
The concept of yoshi teaming with Luigi could be interesting game
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@@Lordeightbane I'd throw money at that
they deserve better
Yes
Yoshi And His Family Were Then Charged 40000 Coins In Medical Fees
Yoshi can handle frickin lava but not an apple
Joshi doesn't have a family. He used to, but he left them to take care of baby Mario.
*coins.
@@JDillander91 noted
YoFundMe when?
1:09 POV: you're Mario and it's March 31st
Mario.exe Creepypasta
0:09 "I've seen you swallow a goddamn cactus."
These choking sprites are hilarious.
Apple can't choke him
Luigi.exe creepypasta
Something tells me that Luigi and Yoshi waited for this moment for years
Yoshi: EXECUTE ORDER 66.
@@anonnimoose7987 Sure it wasn't order 01 with only 01 lives left?
Me too. I hate Mario
@@anonnimoose7987 "you turned him against me!"
Yeah
I love how Mario isn't even mad about being left to die, he's just like "oh, I'm a Boo now".
I hope "I guess we're doing this" becomes the new "huh, neat".
Huh neat
Huh neat
Huh, neat
“Hey, im a ghost now,... boo!”
HUH NEAT he is a ghost
I love that Mario refers to Luigi as "Linguini" in this. Albeit the "Mario is a dick"-trope is a little overplayed at this point.
not really
It’s really not
That just Mario character now, better to except it before you get hurt too. Some plumbers never change.
Agreed.
I hate it.
You watched that video from Matpat didn't you?!
🤣
Silly Pronatalist.
The man behind the slaughter 0:42
Luigi: "Now Mario is choking! I have to help!"
Yoshi: "Ep. ep. ep. ep. ep. Hang on."
*linguini
Video Idea: *Mario reacts to Mario goes berserk! Well?* What do you think?
@@chrisbarone515 isn't there such a thing already?
@@Crowley77 nah. Theres luigi reacting
@@chrisbarone515 Luigi just reacted to that though...
"I seen you swallow a god damn cactus. How is an apple giving you trouble?"
I fell out my chair laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@Shadow_Girl that's so hilarious
A god damn *sentient, mobile, and supremely pissed off cactus
He’s got a Point tbh but he also was a Jerk?
Same here and with the accent too 🤣
Lmao ikr
Plot twist: Mario wanted Yoshi to choke so he can cook him
0:02 How it Feels to Chew 5 Gum
I swear if ghost mario doesn't come back in a later sketch imma be upset
+1 to this
Can't like. IT'S 77!
@@Kid_Cat64 it's 99 now
1UP Mushrooms
*Sorry*
1UP Mushrooms
*Sorry*
"Oh linguini!"
-says Mario after seeing his taller, green brother.
@bonnie the plush bunny I'm italian..."Linguine" is a type of pasta like spaghetti, and if you add pesto they actually become green ! 😂😂
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear bon
Hello Mario
He's just salty that Luigi is better at everything, defeats hordes of undead and owns an amazing mansion...doing nothing.
@@vados8500 xd
"Oh Linguine" 0:30
1:20 tell me this couldn't become a fire beat
Not going to lie, this dorkly bit landed on THE BEST NOTE POSSIBLE.
@Pharell Scott Luigi and yoshi finally teamed up with someone who would actually respect them.
0:16 oh god I forgot how hauntingly beautiful that music is... 😢 so many dead Yoshis
Mario deserve this for the Homicidal acts against dropping the Yoshi's to there Death
@@ahmedaliyu1495 naw fam theres a reason dinosaurs dont exist anymore
0:56 I'd play that game
0:50 Yes, he is.
"Seriously? All right fine... I guess we're doing this." *Floats away sticking tongue out.*
Pfft. That was funny XD
I read this right when it happened.
He was being a Boo! It's what he do!
Oh no, I was not ready for this
He should of brought kirby to eat the apple
0:23 Come on you stupid dinosaur
Lol
The sad thing is, the personality of Mario isn't intrinsic to Mario, it's ours.
SMG4 Mario: dumb
TerminalMontage Mario: Speedrunners
Dorkly Mario: US
You can technically say that about any video game character you play as honestly.
we have met the enemy and he is us.
Remember when he crushed Luigi's foot? Or Punched Yoshis head to use his tongue? Or dropped him into a pit? The list goes on.
@@ACW-dn9wb welcome from game theory
this is why yoshi replaced his throat with
literal rubber
Huh?
@@bloop284 seriously i saw him do it
Honestly, a Luigi and Yoshi duo game would be pretty cool. I’d totally play it
mario is missing
Daisy is either playable or a major part of the story. Like it takes place in Sarasaland. Just not captured
@@PulseAnimations878 oh the irony
@@PulseAnimations878 I keep forgetting there's an actual game with that name aside from the uh, let's call it unofficial one.
The gba version of super Mario world you can play as luigi lol
That "I'm never letting go" was oddly romantic
Finally something OTHER than Pokemon compilations
0:17 To be fair, he got his degree from watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They’ll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you got fever or the chills!
He is Doctor Mario and he is saving lives! He prescribes high-fives!
Good song
Love B-floss ❤️
Imma need a full version of that song right after yoshi dies.
just look up a remix there's plenty of them
Game ova tobi lou
....good lord. You'd never played Super Mario World. I'm so so sorry.
Bruh i didn't remember what it sounded like, it was a long ass time ago.
No it's roxas theme forn kingdom hearts 2
Love the sound effects, especially the "Pause" sound effect when Yoshi stopped Luigi from helping Mario.
0:30 “Ah, Linguini”.😂😂😂💀💀
Luigi is so under appreciated that even Mario forgets his name😂
Two back to back videos of not “literal Pokédex entries” I didn’t think that was possible anymore
Yoshi:Mario always sacrifices me lets leave him to die!
Mario's last words:Dont blame me the player is the one controlling m-
I mean not only that but some levels ( especially in Mario maker ) are made that way.
Excuse me we are playing through his story! We are doing what he did in his story! Ok don't you ever guilt trip me into thinking that young Deadpool killed his favourite Dinosaur.
My Yoshi fell down that cliff and landed in Old Man Logan's Farm and went on to live there
Glad to see Dorkly's doing well enough to start post more experimental stuff again! I'm pretty sure we haven't seen the last of the literal pokedex entries, but I'll take this as a sign they're last weighed down by the algorithm. Hopefully, at least.
why does a plumber and a dinosaur who can speak leaving another plumber to choke to death please my soul so much
That is a choke! Haha
Thats a choke lads
I'm surprised Mario was worried about yoshi. Yoshi has been sacrificed way to many times.
He needed him to get over the pit to finish the level
You somehow took from this that Mario was worried about Yoshi? He was about to bury him alive.
I can't stand it when that happens.
When yoshi has infinite lives, are they really even "sacrifices"?
@@Troselingasher who said it's the same yoshi?
Yoshi, Mario actually TRIED to help you, and you just left him to choke to death.
I know he dumped you into a lot of pits, but that is a whole 'nother level.
Not really
Mario never thanked him for taking care of him as a baby and Yoshi really hated the sound of Mario crying
I like the Luigi team up and he came to the rescue! That’s great c:
Not only has Luigi lived in Mario's shadow, Yoshi's been living in it himself. *THIS IS CANON*
Edit: I corrected it- S T O P
This tweet is making me think about things in the Mario universe for the hour now
@@caliluve9899 T H I S T W E E T
*_CANNON_*
*canon
@@originaluseername lol Thanks
YESSS THE MARIO SKITS ARE BACK!! These are my favorites
Yoshi: *This is for every time you used me for a extra jump you fat Italian meatball*
I love how Yoshi and Tails are the most reasonable characters in the Lowbrow/Dorkly skits.
I love how Mario hardly even laments his death before going, "Okay, let's see where this goes."
Yoshi needs to learn how to chew.
“I’ve seen you swallow a godamn cactus, how is an apple giving you problems?” -Mario 2021
I started choking on water and accidentally played this lol
same
Luigi: >:D *has a vacuum cleaner*
Mario: Hahaha... my life is-a in danger- oh wait I'm already dead.
My goodness, Dorkly uploading two times in a row NOT bizarre pokédex entries?
I can't believe this!
These voices never get old
I like to believe that last Mario line was unscripted and was just the guy talking normally looking at the script
Yoshi chokes.
Mario: Shove some pills down there.
"What color fruit was it? If I match up four of the pill colors in a row, the fruit piece should disappear with no problem. That's how medicine works!" - Dr. Mario
No gooaklandgo it's
Yoshi chokes
Mario: RAPE
*Luigi sits on Yoshi and strokes his neck*
Luigi: You know...it feels so wrong, yet.....feels so right. I a hear you like swallowing large things no?
Yoshi: What have I done??
Yoshi: "Hold on tight"
Luigi: "I'm never letting go"
That's too wholesome! ;-;
Yoshi choking on a biscuit would be more accurate.
Yaaaaay new video. We love the Pokemon entries but we are grateful for this Dorkly!
Dude can swallow almost anything,yet he chokes on an apple? All I’m waiting for now as Kirby to choke.
Tails: "Do you realize how much dying hurts?!"
This is how the year of Luigi started. It started with Mario dying.
Mario: *dies*
Mario 30 seconds later: *respawns and collects another Yoshi egg to repeat the whole process*
“Oh right, I’m a doctor! I totally always forget that!”
*shoves pills down Yoshi’s throat*
“Does this count as fever or the chills?”
Mario’s got no problem throwing Yoshi off cliffs, so there’s really no problem with this
It has been 3.000 years since Dorky posted something other then Pokemon as of late.
So basically this is the true story of how Super Luigi. U got started
Shhh!.. Dont wake up matpat !!
He's done enough harm to the Mario series already !
1:14 Game Over LOL
I like how Mario knows that every life he loses turns him into a Boo, and just accepts it.
The question is, how does he become flesh again afterwards?
@@thecarolinabull01Cloning Facility
A classic Dorkly vid for once, it’s been so long...😭
Wow, so rare for a Dorkly to end this happy, and with absolutely no one that doesn't deserve it being seriously hurt.
I think you mean “who _doesn't_ deserve it”. The guy that deserves it _did_ get seriously injured.
Mario doesn't deserve it but dorkly Mario does.
I mean, to be completely fair Mario had a point. Apparently Yoshi ate an entire cactus creature thing whose name I forgot at the moment before eating this apple. Why the heck was that apple harder to eat then that?
The moment i saw it wasnt a dex entry i clicked immediately
I like how Mario's like, "Well, I guess this is me now. Might as well go haunt Luigi. Here we go!"
A new friendship sprouts while an old one wilts away
Idea for a part two:
Mario in his next life saves Yoshi from choking again, Yoshi is touched and believes he's turned around and they have a heartfelt moment, and immediately Mario jumps off Yoshi to extend his jump sacrificing him anyway.
Luigi having different voices that still relate to him feels like a trend.
Mario getting what he deserves is oddly satisfying
I was waiting for Mario to jump up and fall off the screen
Plot twist: yoshi like being choked
F in the chat to pay respects to our fallen comrad
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He didnt even die
Hahaha I like it when he said “ Come on you stupid dinosaur.” 😂
Imagine that Peach fed Mario the Super Mushroom too roughly...
Yes, Dorkly back with some more Mario animations! :)
I just saw the title & was instantly turned on ngl
Wot
What
That's Alpha asf
Excuse me *W A T*
This comment right here
Oh, goody, Mario being written as an asshole again. >.>
Oh, Luigi & Yoshi wholesomeness!
You know Dorkly is standing on thin ice when their most recent magnum opus is another tired "Mario is a dick" joke.
Whatever you say pal.
I aleays knew the doctors lied to me about the apples…
Yoshi: HELP MAMA LUIGI!!!!
Luigi is the partner Yoshi deserves.
This is what I needed in my life about 2 mins donated to seeing Yoshi choke you changed my life man.👍
Yoshi: "That should teach Mario not to drop me in a pit! He never helped me so why should I help resuscitate him?"
I was expecting this to go a different way. Mario tries desperately to save Yoshi and does after much struggle, then he gets on Yoshi and immediately next frame he does that yoshi sacrificial power jump that sends yoshi down the cliff to his death
"cmon ive seen you eaten an entire mushroom! how is an APPLE giving you trouble?
I thought Mario would look into Yoshi's mouth and see a god damn portal to another dimension
Nah, thats Kirby's ! Xp
Mario brought up a fantastic point about the cactus
With Mario becoming Boo Mario and with Luigi responsible for this, there has to be a Super Mario Galaxy or Luigi's Mansion joke lying around here somewhere... Oh I know
Luigi and Yoshi will return in...
Luigis Mansion 4.
Haunted Space!
"Oh right imma doctor, I totally always forget that."
We all did Dr. Mario.
"Ohh Linguini thank-a goodness your here!"
When there's a yoshithere is always someone talking about cacti