Halo 5: Guardians - Dimkee Hotay Dialogue

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  • Опубліковано 22 тра 2017
  • Dimkee Hotay is one of those characters in Halo that most a lot of players would have missed while playing through the Halo 5: Guardians campaign, but he easily has some of the funniest lines of dialogue in the entire series. This video compiles everything he says, from fourth-wall breaks to funny little observations he's made. Here's to hoping he returns in some form in Halo Infinite.
    This was one of the earliest videos I worked on, and I put considerable effort into trying to add visuals that I believed would make the video funnier. Hopefully it worked!
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  • @JoshBortolotti
    @JoshBortolotti 5 років тому +13804

    He survived encounters with the Master Chief, the Gravemind, the Arbiter, the Didact, Jul M'Dama..... and he piloted a carrier by himself. We need a standalone game playing as him.

    • @Lonewolf360gaming
      @Lonewolf360gaming 5 років тому +1264

      Fuck chief and Locke Workin together we need chief and this little guy in a full on adventure

    • @imapigeon7984
      @imapigeon7984 5 років тому +275

      @@Lonewolf360gaming that will be epic

    • @Lonewolf360gaming
      @Lonewolf360gaming 5 років тому +115

      @@imapigeon7984 indeed

    • @kpcaptrauma
      @kpcaptrauma 5 років тому +110

      @@Lonewolf360gaming and that's where it began

    • @spadeofdarkness
      @spadeofdarkness 5 років тому +52

      In b4 this is a thing.

  • @nou3580
    @nou3580 6 років тому +7635

    Everyone is commenting about how the elite is annoyed, but I think they’re truly friends.

  • @pentagonofpeople
    @pentagonofpeople 4 роки тому +5004

    Grunt: Reveals secret truths about the universe at large
    Elite: A-huh

    • @shaansingh7629
      @shaansingh7629 4 роки тому +274

      (sudden realization on what he ignored)
      Elite: Wait, what!

    • @tricklewickle
      @tricklewickle 4 роки тому +27

      666 likes

    • @solveigsgang2909
      @solveigsgang2909 3 роки тому +114

      This Grunt literally knows about the first outbreak of Flood and the Sangheli's just like "uh huh"

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 3 роки тому +14

      @@solveigsgang2909 maybe he knows that too

    • @couchman3216
      @couchman3216 3 роки тому +64

      @@solveigsgang2909 this grunt literally survived halo reach, halo ce, halo 2, halo 3, halo 3 odst, and halo 4 and the elite is just like "uh huh"

  • @cyanlegacy8291
    @cyanlegacy8291 4 роки тому +3416

    This Elite:
    *“Kill me or release me but do not waste my time with talk”*

  • @ghorse1962
    @ghorse1962 5 років тому +5791

    This grunt has more character development that locke

  • @rainbowfury1019
    @rainbowfury1019 5 років тому +7268

    This Grunt spoke more words than Master Chief in the entire series

    • @MagmaProductions1948
      @MagmaProductions1948 5 років тому +457

      Um... EVERYONE in this franchise except Noble Six spoke more words than Chief ever did.

    • @deezooliveros2978
      @deezooliveros2978 5 років тому +287

      @@MagmaProductions1948 Why does no one remember Rookie?

    • @MagmaProductions1948
      @MagmaProductions1948 5 років тому +74

      @@deezooliveros2978 Oh I remember Rookie. And while I loved the game I can't ignore that Rookie was an ODST knockkoff of Master Chief.

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 5 років тому +152

      @@MagmaProductions1948 Well.. The only similarities really are just that both don't speak much... So.. Uh, not really a rip off.

    • @MagmaProductions1948
      @MagmaProductions1948 5 років тому +18

      @@cookiesontoast9981Not a ripoff. I just think that Bungie had no idea what type of stereotype to make him like the others so they just decided "Hey! Let's make an ODST version of Chief!"

  • @AMicroBox
    @AMicroBox 4 роки тому +2401

    "Dialogue"
    Grunt: 3 paragraphs
    Elite: (grunts)
    Grunt: 4 paragraphs
    Elite: (grunts)

    • @Eli-bl1si
      @Eli-bl1si 4 роки тому +14

      I was going to like but it's at 69 😭

    • @crazydalmation4778
      @crazydalmation4778 4 роки тому +5

      @@Eli-bl1si commendable.

    • @clockworkgore6049
      @clockworkgore6049 4 роки тому +23

      "God when is this little fuck gonna shut up before i punt him out of the mountain"

    • @Just_A_Hunter
      @Just_A_Hunter 4 роки тому +7

      If I was da elite I would jump off da cliff😂😂😂

    • @Just_A_Hunter
      @Just_A_Hunter 4 роки тому

      @@clockworkgore6049 lol same but I would kill maself first

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 4 роки тому +1676

    Everyone saying the Elite is being patient like they also didn't just sit here and listen to everything he had to say

    • @xclrtr5747
      @xclrtr5747 4 роки тому +146

      Yeah but he's probably listened to him even longer than us

    • @steeleyknives
      @steeleyknives 4 роки тому +58

      .....dont call us out like this

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 3 роки тому +34

      He is listening to his great wisdom.

    • @mr.dr.jr.6047
      @mr.dr.jr.6047 2 роки тому +12

      Its like talking to a toddler

    • @Mads_Manning
      @Mads_Manning 2 роки тому +7

      I could listen to Dimkee for hours. It's like when Tom Holland's Spider-Man tries to give a synopsis; adorably energetic. Dimkee is way cuter than Tom Holland tho, don't @ me.

  • @cowmoo5596
    @cowmoo5596 5 років тому +4536

    That grunt survived long enough to see the graphical changes in each game, AND see the GRAVEMIND T W I C E

    • @shadowsingularity
      @shadowsingularity 4 роки тому +210

      Hes a god

    • @entityw3974
      @entityw3974 4 роки тому +103

      Dimkee, please become a Deacon.

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 4 роки тому +44

      @@entityw3974 Completing a War zone match would be impossible

    • @dragongaming3555
      @dragongaming3555 4 роки тому +97

      No you don’t understand he’s been around since before the halos we’re fired in the forerunner flood war because he remembers the beginning of the flood when the precursor dust was fed to dogs and made the first flood forms.

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 4 роки тому +83

      @@dragongaming3555 He was there at the beginning, he will be there in the end. He is a godlike ethereal being of the Halo universe, always there, always watching.

  • @crunchynoodle1397
    @crunchynoodle1397 4 роки тому +3138

    Grunt: " he was the best, you could shoot him and shot him...and he never fell over. Unlike...plorp..."
    Elite: "OH"

    • @glacialguy5889
      @glacialguy5889 4 роки тому +178

      I guess he was listening. What a nice guy.

    • @mariafinatri203
      @mariafinatri203 3 роки тому +97

      R.I.P. Plorp. You will be missed.

    • @4178Charlie
      @4178Charlie 3 роки тому +24

      @@mariafinatri203 oh I remember him... I liked him he was cool

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 6 місяців тому

      Elite now knows not to turn his back on him

  • @SciFiLOLproductions
    @SciFiLOLproductions 3 роки тому +1278

    Dimkee: *rambling on for hours*
    Elite: “I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me?”

  • @CheeseEnjoyer4206
    @CheeseEnjoyer4206 3 роки тому +1016

    8:45 This grunt literally explained the origins of the Flood, he is a god in disguise.

    • @aporia3764
      @aporia3764 3 роки тому +104

      Lmao I caught that tooo that shit was funny, the ancient humans fed it to their pets

    • @khornethebloodgod4155
      @khornethebloodgod4155 3 роки тому +78

      He’s secretly a living Precursor.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 роки тому +11

      Oh no...

    • @SH4D0W0733
      @SH4D0W0733 3 роки тому +37

      Seeing as he is rather well travelled and Unggoy have the big brains he may very well have ended up reading about it in forerunner databases. I mean, at the absolute least he's visited a halo, a shield world and the ark.

    • @Derpy_Proot
      @Derpy_Proot 2 роки тому +8

      Plot twist: he is a precursor

  • @HoneyMochi
    @HoneyMochi 5 років тому +5114

    All those things this grunt referenced would put him as one of the oldest grunts alive 😂

    • @heyjoji1954
      @heyjoji1954 5 років тому +354

      Eclipse Gaming he definitely saw combat but I'm just curious how the hell he survived each one

    • @albertgore7435
      @albertgore7435 5 років тому +250

      Hey Joji well there is that Grunt in the short story Shadow of Intent who injured a Spartan and became leader of a team of Spec Ops elites for the Half-Jaw, so I’m sure it could happen.

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 5 років тому +166

      @@heyjoji1954 he might just be really lucky
      hes probably killed a odst squad by accident

    • @johnny_quach__
      @johnny_quach__ 5 років тому +50

      AHarice Halos version of Jar Jar

    • @makavelishakur9394
      @makavelishakur9394 5 років тому +5

      @@albertgore7435 😂

  • @transformersfreak130
    @transformersfreak130 5 років тому +2730

    I love how the Sangheili grunts every so often so the Unggoy knows he's still listening

    • @alaskan907ak7
      @alaskan907ak7 5 років тому +155

      It sounds like me and my older brother! Lol!

    • @rustyshackleford4965
      @rustyshackleford4965 5 років тому +122

      Doesn't mean he's listening...just knows to make it seem like he is

    • @Big_fat_sQawk
      @Big_fat_sQawk 4 роки тому +30

      Its easier to say grunt and elite

    • @greenstuff9361
      @greenstuff9361 4 роки тому +12

      Cocoterrablade 2000
      Ok, NOW I see the irony

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 4 роки тому +32

      @@rustyshackleford4965 I like to think they're friends and he's interested in the grunt's story.

  • @MoeMoeJoeJoe
    @MoeMoeJoeJoe 4 роки тому +641

    "I shooted Plorp & blamed it on the green demon guy."
    Favorite, Grunt, line, EVER.

  • @natttheratt
    @natttheratt 4 роки тому +499

    “You can shoot him and shoot him, and he never fell over! Not like... Plorp...”

  • @cogtroper
    @cogtroper 5 років тому +1964

    Tfw your homeplanet gets glassed by bob.

    • @FondestSnow
      @FondestSnow 4 роки тому +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WingedHassar
      @WingedHassar 4 роки тому +26

      Ahahahaha

    • @adolfgaming1761
      @adolfgaming1761 4 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂

    • @aesirofgames
      @aesirofgames 4 роки тому +32

      Bob: *Puts earth in a giant water glass*
      “I didn’t do anything to the planets mom, I just put a glass over them.”
      Dob: “I gotta teach you lesson son.”

    • @premiereyeti
      @premiereyeti 3 роки тому +1

      cogtroper oof

  • @Korasi
    @Korasi 5 років тому +2065

    Creds to the Wiki:
    "At one point, Hotay was stationed at a very dangerous location with numerous fellow Unggoy. As it grew more dangerous at the location, with the Unggoy apparently under the threat of the location exploding before night time, Hotay led his fellow Unggoy to a ship that he believed only could hold one Unggoy. When the other Unggoy learned of the ship's small size, many of them fought and killed each other in an attempt to be the one to gain access to the ship, cried, or died making heroic sacrifices. Soon, Hotay was the only survivor among the Unggoy unit. When he finally reached the ship, Hotay realized that the vessel was actually quite large and could easily have fit all of his now-deceased comrades. As he left the location aboard the ship to reach safety, Hotay brought several piles of rocks with him for "company"
    I cried.. :(

    • @Bunkabusta73
      @Bunkabusta73 5 років тому +178

      Holy shit. Never knew these fun-ass game I played when I was younger had such a deeper story that’s insane lol. Reading the halo books also expanded my knowledge of the halo universe, it’s all pretty incredible to know all the lore of halo & its characters & races.

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 4 роки тому +56

      Shit,that hit right into my heart.

    • @wyattbequette3596
      @wyattbequette3596 4 роки тому +99

      Well now we know why he shot plorp

    • @meurum2561
      @meurum2561 4 роки тому +21

      I thought that was hilarious

    • @Ahmed-Bin-Koshari
      @Ahmed-Bin-Koshari 4 роки тому +4

      Looooooooooooool I think it is funny

  • @aaeve5676
    @aaeve5676 4 роки тому +398

    *"Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"*
    WWII Japan: _Hai, They were._

    • @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777
      @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 3 роки тому +11

      Dimkee: Makes WW2 reference
      Elite: *Uh*
      Me: Um, how does one of such limited intelligence Understand and accurately guess Human history without read a book of UNSC ship data stores

  • @monkeywitharifle3058
    @monkeywitharifle3058 4 роки тому +654

    The part where he was talking of how grunts learn faster than elites, that’s actually true according to the wiki

    • @lolekbolek916
      @lolekbolek916 3 роки тому +119

      Probably because Grunts are short lived, average lifespan is 55 years, where Elites can live up to 200 years.

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 3 роки тому +71

      @@lolekbolek916 That's not that bad tbh, kinda similar to the Salarians from Mass Effect then. Short lives but great learning capability.

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 3 роки тому +30

      Plus the Grunts are forced more into Aux rolls for naval use. Meaning that most of the Covenant Navy and Spirt Dropships as example are crewed by the Grunts.

    • @ematic0054
      @ematic0054 2 роки тому +9

      They were also used at code breakers..

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 2 роки тому +14

      their minds are actually really similar to humans and/or great apes, they have great learning capacity and memory. Some are even bilingual (like Dadab in the novels speaking Huragok sign language)

  • @anodyne-4736
    @anodyne-4736 5 років тому +1793

    "Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"
    That grunt... he's not wrong there

    • @soludiiy
      @soludiiy 4 роки тому +92

      The Japanese in wars thought it was a good strategy, too.

    • @jakeadnams
      @jakeadnams 4 роки тому +81

      halo combat evolved, Cortana states "Pull up! Pull up!" banshee crashed "You did that on purpose didn't you?"

    • @safiullahhabeeb7646
      @safiullahhabeeb7646 4 роки тому +14

      Carter agrees

    • @JeElRoJello12
      @JeElRoJello12 4 роки тому +8

      Waiting for a 9/11 comment

    • @whoopssteyrs
      @whoopssteyrs 4 роки тому +2

      grif agrees but also doesn't

  • @giancarlorivera146
    @giancarlorivera146 4 роки тому +2575

    This grunt is a true hardened veteran, I salute to him

    • @jaypocaigue3997
      @jaypocaigue3997 4 роки тому +129

      There's a wiki about him where he tried to escape a dangerous place with his Unngoy unit, and believed the escape ship was a solo pilot cabin, and his entire unit ended up killing each other. When he got to the ship, he learned it could easily fit the whole unit, and kept rocks with him so he wasn't alone. Dudes seen some shit

    • @noobmaster2550
      @noobmaster2550 3 роки тому +15

      @@jaypocaigue3997 he said that in the clip

    • @DeftestAphid2
      @DeftestAphid2 3 роки тому +19

      @@jaypocaigue3997 "I told everybody"... he kinda fueled that situation.

    • @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777
      @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 3 роки тому +5

      Then the Elite Pushes him off the Cliff and somehow survives

    • @Ryanowning
      @Ryanowning 2 роки тому +4

      I still can't get over the redesign of the Grunts. They look fucking stupid... And since when do they NOT breath methane?

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 роки тому +263

    A grunt slamming the entire Forerunners with facts and logic at the end.

  • @dmanew
    @dmanew 3 роки тому +190

    THIS GRUNT KNOWS HOW THE FLOOD STARTED??
    THE DUST BEING FED TO PET DOGS??

    • @tausiftaha12
      @tausiftaha12 3 роки тому +28

      He is a precursor.

    • @dmanew
      @dmanew 3 роки тому +10

      @@tausiftaha12 the PRIMORDIAL LIVES AGAIN

    • @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777
      @Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 3 роки тому +14

      All hail our lord Dimkee Hotay

    • @ahfhwbyh9985
      @ahfhwbyh9985 2 роки тому +2

      The dogs were called for phro they were positive at first until growing mutated stripes coming out of their body being forced to either be put down or shit back into the wild

  • @comichurricane3722
    @comichurricane3722 7 років тому +3519

    I'm surprised the elite sat there for that long

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 років тому +378

      He's probably just so bored that listening to that Unggoy ramble is better than nothing.

    • @voidwalkerthedragon5300
      @voidwalkerthedragon5300 6 років тому +105

      I know I would.

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 6 років тому +88

      kabob 007... maybe he's off of his shift

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 років тому +46

      Warlynx 56 He's still probably bored if that's the case.

    • @hsinhaowang
      @hsinhaowang 6 років тому +35

      We did. So why not him?

  • @ethanwagner6418
    @ethanwagner6418 5 років тому +1181

    In previous games, the grunts would sometimes cry out "Not again!" when stuck with a grenade, hinting that grunts get reincarnated. If this is true, then this grunt could've witnessed many Halo events.

    • @wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288
      @wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288 5 років тому +146

      This grunt is clearly a paid actor.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 років тому +10

      @@wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288 voice actor

    • @splatter1324
      @splatter1324 5 років тому +5

      @@samuelr.6046 ...

    • @sod8534
      @sod8534 5 років тому +28

      Its a grunt propaganda recruitment video he is somewhat of a celebrity

    • @tristanbackup2536
      @tristanbackup2536 5 років тому +48

      Maybe in lore explanation is that particular grunt who say that has survived being stuck, remember, grunts have very tough exoskeletons.

  • @gavinreedisgay5770
    @gavinreedisgay5770 4 роки тому +482

    Grunt: "Wait a minute.. I just now realized... you DON'T have tongues!"
    Fan artists: *_are you sure about that?_*

  • @midgetman4206
    @midgetman4206 4 роки тому +219

    I like how the grunt is just swinging his legs back and forth

    • @FiftyCharacters
      @FiftyCharacters 2 роки тому +7

      Like a little kid.

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 2 роки тому +4

      @@FiftyCharacters from what i learned they are literally kids being sent into battle i think

  • @curtisjaxon9345
    @curtisjaxon9345 6 років тому +1821

    2:57 this is one woke Grunt

    • @Lord_Gatsby
      @Lord_Gatsby 5 років тому +40

      OH DAMN

    • @Tippysleet
      @Tippysleet 5 років тому +8

      Your right

    • @paco2012av
      @paco2012av 5 років тому +6

      Mandela effect lol

    • @gregormcscrungus9727
      @gregormcscrungus9727 5 років тому +19

      I once made this joke about "Woke" people
      "They're so woke, they're suffering sleep deprivation"

    • @liamkerr7183
      @liamkerr7183 4 роки тому +2

      God I hate that term

  • @judgedreddthelaw3418
    @judgedreddthelaw3418 6 років тому +1970

    Lmao.."all I hear is wort wort wort"

    • @HoneyMochi
      @HoneyMochi 5 років тому +53

      (Which reversed is go go go)

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 років тому +25

      "Ahaaaa"

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 років тому +11

      Classic hall meme

    • @minecraftmasta-4273
      @minecraftmasta-4273 5 років тому +5

      Uh uh

    • @lol70721
      @lol70721 4 роки тому +5

      @@HoneyMochi its reversed for "throw throw throw" like as in throwing plasma grenades

  • @jaypocaigue3997
    @jaypocaigue3997 4 роки тому +150

    The one grunt we always spared because we realized we could just run through most of the campsign

  • @trainerred1345
    @trainerred1345 2 роки тому +56

    As a kid I'd like to leave one grunt behind alive. It made me feel like his encounter with me was so terrifying that he would tell others of his life threatening experience and would build up my legend amongst the Covenant. Guess this must be the guy. Glad to see he changed his ways.

    • @remainprofane7732
      @remainprofane7732 2 роки тому +12

      As a kid, I thought all the grunts I melee’d were just knocked out. Then I read the books and learned that was definitely not what happened

    • @D_Evelyn_cat
      @D_Evelyn_cat Рік тому

      Holy shit dudes a sociopath

  • @ladariousjames30
    @ladariousjames30 5 років тому +1196

    He killed me when he said he shot his friend and blamed the green demon 😂

    • @k2ggers961
      @k2ggers961 4 роки тому +18

      The green demon is literally behind him

    • @Manas_Choudhary
      @Manas_Choudhary 4 роки тому +72

      @@k2ggers961 No, he's not. It's Spartan Locke behind him.

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 4 роки тому +18

      Well Halo AI IS notorious for killing each other and themselves sometimes.

    • @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642
      @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 3 роки тому +6

      Manas Choudhary Man it would be even better if it was chief standing there.

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis 3 роки тому +13

      @@mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 and by pushing him over while that dialogue happened u would unlock a secret achievement "for plorp"

  • @curtis7641
    @curtis7641 5 років тому +674

    My last 2 brain cells when trying to sleep

    • @tangent.arc38618
      @tangent.arc38618 4 роки тому +39

      The elite is your mentally stable cell

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 3 роки тому +10

      The elite is me trying to sleep but the grunt is my brain screeching about random shit

    • @Tycool243
      @Tycool243 3 роки тому +1

      Me at this vary moment

    • @gamingfiresnipzicqs3359
      @gamingfiresnipzicqs3359 3 роки тому

      666 likes oh god this comment cursed

  • @ksnumidium9168
    @ksnumidium9168 4 роки тому +219

    This is so cute, the grunt is like the elite's annoying best friend xD

    • @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
      @spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 3 роки тому +9

      I was just thinking that, that elite must be the nicest dude!

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 2 роки тому +7

      I don’t care what people think of Halo 5, this scene alone is the by far most adorable & wholesome thing in the entire franchise.

    • @user-kh9mv4gf7p
      @user-kh9mv4gf7p 10 місяців тому

      I’d be his friend I would hug him

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 4 роки тому +52

    I like to think they are in a lunch break, but since the Unggoy get all the nutrients they need from that thing in their backs, he can speak freely. But the Sangheili has a lunch box in his legs and is eating a sandwich, that's why he only answers with grunts. But they are actually good friends, so they lunch together everyday.

  • @super_ultrahd
    @super_ultrahd 6 років тому +1868

    R.I.P Plorp

  • @Luumiie
    @Luumiie 5 років тому +754

    The fact that this grunt is taking notice to art style changes and previous games shows grunts are damn smart

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому +12

      Actually it’s a fourth wall break

  • @slippee.6154
    @slippee.6154 3 роки тому +67

    Nobody:
    The Elite: *advanced Halo CE grunting sounds*

  • @supanerdreviews4056
    @supanerdreviews4056 4 роки тому +133

    This single tiny grunt is like the most philosophical and existential character ever
    And the elite is like “PLEEEEEASE have a spartan kill him or me”

  • @sheilaolfieway1885
    @sheilaolfieway1885 4 роки тому +534

    "All i hear is wort wort wort" Sangheili: Uh-huh..

  • @christianwilson3853
    @christianwilson3853 5 років тому +955

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plorpus the wise

    • @konatraprime
      @konatraprime 5 років тому +59

      It's a Halo Legend

    • @phillipsmith8391
      @phillipsmith8391 5 років тому +79

      I thought so... It's not a story that ONI would tell you...

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 4 роки тому +21

      The great journey leads to things some people consider *uNnaTurahL*

    • @oniagent391
      @oniagent391 4 роки тому +5

      Rokanokwok Eridus hmmm

    • @iamaspaceman8533
      @iamaspaceman8533 4 роки тому +5

      Uncanny Valley they say he even could save the ones he loved from death

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 2 роки тому +29

    The Elite doesn't respond much, but you just know that he keeps an eye out for Dimkee on the battlefield

  • @TonyC2328
    @TonyC2328 4 роки тому +168

    This grunt, an intellectual: Are you thinking that, or just being quiet?
    The Elite: Wort wort wort....

  • @MisterJohnDoe
    @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому +904

    I like how he talks about the style change. Great way to break the fourth wall.

  • @nataliecameron
    @nataliecameron 5 років тому +1375

    I like how the grunts are kinda smart but just awful at English

    • @ilovepandas1246
      @ilovepandas1246 5 років тому +165

      They're fast learners but their potential for higher thought is quite low. Perfect for their role.

    • @weebkingtax1319
      @weebkingtax1319 5 років тому +141

      @@ilovepandas1246 that's because all the grunts you see in halo are children they were a very technologically advanced species before their planet was ruined by pollution then glassed afterward during their revolt

    • @yosyp5905
      @yosyp5905 5 років тому +23

      they good English, why u say that?

    • @shooter5769
      @shooter5769 5 років тому +17

      No better in Polish, trust me.

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 5 років тому +27

      @@weebkingtax1319 Now i even feel more bad for the grunts that get killed all the time...

  • @derpherp1810
    @derpherp1810 4 роки тому +41

    This grunt is the most wholesome and adorable thing in the galaxy. I wish I could have conversations with this alien for hours and give it a big ol' hug.

    • @vincentrochette3907
      @vincentrochette3907 Рік тому +2

      Every time I play a halo game, I’m like I don’t want to kill grunts, I want to hug them. 😂

    • @YTHandlesSuck
      @YTHandlesSuck Рік тому +1

      @@vincentrochette3907 fr

  • @alabrecque3
    @alabrecque3 4 роки тому +39

    Dimkee Hotay is like the Chips Dubbo of the Covenant, he's seen it all.

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 2 роки тому +5

      I wanna see these two talk. Since Dimkee is an ally.

  • @herpydepth1204
    @herpydepth1204 5 років тому +693

    Jesus this little guy knows how the Flood first got started

  • @sp0okii222
    @sp0okii222 5 років тому +475

    That is the MOST patient elite I have ever seen.

    • @eliphassno3736
      @eliphassno3736 5 років тому +84

      I think that élite is actually his friend. Also maybe the arbitrer forced his troops to not murder their grunts.

    • @mrnohax5436
      @mrnohax5436 4 роки тому +57

      *plot twist* the elite is high as fk

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah, in Halo 2 there was an elite who grabbed a grunt by the neck for running away

    • @cabbagegreens853
      @cabbagegreens853 4 роки тому +25

      They buddies

    • @THECOLONEL50
      @THECOLONEL50 4 роки тому +13

      mr Nohax he is the Elite version of Joe Rogan. Elite is probably on DMT.

  • @jalakor
    @jalakor 3 роки тому +70

    This Grunt is probably more badass than most Spartan IVs, he’s lived through Chief, the Gravemind, the Great Schism, etc.

    • @zandrmandr8300
      @zandrmandr8300 3 роки тому +28

      According to what he says, he has met the chief, the Arbiter, has seen the gravemind, met the Didactic and jul’mdama, which means he was also a part of the storm faction of the covenant and was found by Jul. Going by that logic, he knew the war was over an STILL joined in on Jul’s war. He then sometime between halo 4 Spartan ops and halo 5 joined the swords and if he is talking about the origins of the flood in the last clip, he was able to read a forerunner terminal detailing the origins of the flood. This grunt has seen it all.

  • @Zorpike
    @Zorpike 3 роки тому +20

    I love how the Elite's grunts are actually contextual to what the Grunt is saying... He's listening you guys...

  • @voltariantechnologyinc.8594
    @voltariantechnologyinc.8594 6 років тому +843

    "All the best guns"
    *shows energy sword*

    • @renzo2able
      @renzo2able 5 років тому +28

      Didn't you know you can make a ranged weapon out of a sword
      Yust trow it in your enemy's face

    • @mcarlinod
      @mcarlinod 5 років тому +1

      Renzo van den Brand but that does not change the fact that is not a gun.

    • @bradc4277
      @bradc4277 5 років тому +7

      @@mcarlinod he was making a quirky joke.

    • @a.chavez5808
      @a.chavez5808 5 років тому +5

      While holding a plasma pistol

    • @kpcaptrauma
      @kpcaptrauma 5 років тому +2

      @@renzo2able XD, I mean you aren't wrong

  • @arcticdragon3565
    @arcticdragon3565 5 років тому +407

    Lol, I hope this is cannonicaly the same grunt as the one that survived Installation 04 and the Ark

    • @nainorotodox
      @nainorotodox 4 роки тому +61

      Well if Chips Dubbo survived why wouldn't this grunt?

    • @rapatacush3
      @rapatacush3 4 роки тому +5

      @@nainorotodox caus Dubbo is a spartan I

    • @whoopssteyrs
      @whoopssteyrs 4 роки тому +22

      dafaq117
      then why didn't johnson live
      (this is a joke)

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 4 роки тому +12

      @@whoopssteyrs because he died to an ancient toaster with a laser beam lol

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 3 роки тому

      Seeing as most of the Covenant Fleet survived Alpha Halo. He clearly made it.

  • @bladetheslayer2892
    @bladetheslayer2892 4 роки тому +44

    This grunt is really that one meme
    Grunt: so anyway I started blasting

  • @maze5417
    @maze5417 4 роки тому +27

    2:54 I love how he breaks the forth wall

  • @chilldoggo9923
    @chilldoggo9923 6 років тому +953

    Dose anyone else wanna talk to a grunt?

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker 4 роки тому +767

    The dialogue is not nearly as fascinating as the fact that someone sat and wrote all this and a VA sat in a booth saying it all.

    • @ridingwarthogs3244
      @ridingwarthogs3244 4 роки тому +42

      That would be the best VA job

    • @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006
      @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006 4 роки тому +63

      @@ridingwarthogs3244 That VA is the one that made the voice of the Grunts in the original Halos

    • @lucasblair2490
      @lucasblair2490 4 роки тому +50

      Joseph Staten, most likely :D He also helped write the campaign storylines back when Bungie held the reigns, and has written a few books for the canon as well.

    • @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006
      @sargentomayoraveryjuniorjo2006 4 роки тому +8

      @@lucasblair2490 that's right I couldn't remember his name. Good job

    • @grumbu5
      @grumbu5 4 роки тому +15

      They probably didnt even give him a script, they just gave him a loose idea of what the halo games were and just made him say whatever he thought about them but in the view of a grunt

  • @themukbender6504
    @themukbender6504 4 роки тому +35

    Master Chief:who are you?
    The grunt:i'm god

    • @XDude615
      @XDude615 5 місяців тому

      *angelic halo noises*

  • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
    @thatrandomeliteultra1158 4 роки тому +49

    6:24 it sounds PTSD.

    • @Cyrribrae
      @Cyrribrae 4 роки тому +2

      Yea that's what I was thinking. The story where he kills all his friends is also a bit of it too, but then he gets over it real fast XD

    • @thatrandomeliteultra1158
      @thatrandomeliteultra1158 4 роки тому +1

      @@Cyrribrae forgetting the sins of the past?

  • @samiezzi6143
    @samiezzi6143 5 років тому +330

    That moment when you remember grunts are basically child soldiers due to how fast they have to breed. :(
    Feels bad man

    • @cpt.shmitt7387
      @cpt.shmitt7387 3 роки тому +3

      Sam Iezzi Booorn to be... Fodder.

    • @triatanstopmotions4157
      @triatanstopmotions4157 3 роки тому +7

      No there not they probably age faster and have shorter lifespans

    • @luk3d777
      @luk3d777 3 роки тому +23

      @@triatanstopmotions4157 nope, as soon as they can walk and talk they get strapped in a harness and sent to war.

    • @eggbuh
      @eggbuh 3 роки тому

      But I mean not everything ages like humans. They mature very fast so I don't think any of them would be considered children

    • @LukeyMia4
      @LukeyMia4 2 роки тому

      @@eggbuh so kinda like Salarians on Mass Effect?

  • @MetroVerse
    @MetroVerse 4 роки тому +377

    Hahahahahahahahaha I love how the Grunt made fun of Ancient Humanity at the end there for feeding the Precursor dust to their pets, which is how the Flood was created, hence the "stuff that turns good things into mean things". That legit cracked me up 😂

    • @erstenamefamiliename7988
      @erstenamefamiliename7988 4 роки тому +18

      😂 I wonder how he learnt of that though...

    • @jesuschrist138
      @jesuschrist138 4 роки тому +23

      He's a fuckin immortal, that's how he knows, he was there!!!!

    • @EmperorVoid126
      @EmperorVoid126 3 роки тому +3

      I was looking for someone who brought that up, lol

    • @BigFootTheRealOne
      @BigFootTheRealOne 3 роки тому +14

      @@erstenamefamiliename7988 he's probably just a precursor who shaped changed into a grunt .

    • @Awes0m3n3s5
      @Awes0m3n3s5 3 роки тому +10

      I thought he was referring to how the forerunners kept flood in the halo rings xD

  • @ChouRaiyuki
    @ChouRaiyuki 4 роки тому +24

    If you didn't already know, this Grunt is voiced by Joseph Staten himself (who also voices some of the other grunts in H5 as well).

    • @Incogn170
      @Incogn170 2 роки тому +1

      I love how he’s poking fun at certain parts of the series haha

  • @samkingofthedank
    @samkingofthedank 4 роки тому +27

    "Pfffft. I bet you can't say that"
    "Uh-huh."

  • @minisoop3408
    @minisoop3408 5 років тому +234

    1:46
    ... whole time I knew the Didact he said like 3 words! Three! He said "I can't be composed".
    Genius

    • @helloyes2288
      @helloyes2288 4 роки тому +8

      Well he's not speaking English... for all we know "I can't" is one word in Unggoy and Chief's suit is just accurately translating the Unnogy phrase "Three! He said "[I-can't] be composed."

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 4 роки тому +22

      Hello yes But the Grunt is actually speaking English. He tells the Elite towards the end to “speak human” because he can’t understand him.

    • @Doct0rLekter
      @Doct0rLekter 4 роки тому +3

      Bryce wort wort wort

    • @PedroThePanda64
      @PedroThePanda64 4 роки тому

      "I can't be"

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 роки тому

      *WRONG!* That is FOUR words!

  • @karkathatesyou8428
    @karkathatesyou8428 6 років тому +422

    poor plorp
    he got dedded

  • @laughthis138
    @laughthis138 3 роки тому +16

    This grunt has survived literally everything including halo explosion all the way to the world wide player base . Maybe he is the grunt that kills you in the games.

  • @chaoslordnicky9723
    @chaoslordnicky9723 4 роки тому +16

    2:00 he admited to murdering his fellow kin and blaming it on master cheif XD

  • @hp1221WTF
    @hp1221WTF 4 роки тому +283

    Love him or hate him, hes spitting out real facts here

    • @theauditor1525
      @theauditor1525 3 роки тому +3

      And at one point he was talking about how the art style changed

    • @Greatwolfpearl123
      @Greatwolfpearl123 2 роки тому +1

      Unggoy are my favorite part of halo. Sadly, shooting them is fun and you don’t have time to feel bad for them during a campaign.

  • @enderdrone6432
    @enderdrone6432 6 років тому +1629

    WTF!? How did the Unggoy know about the Gravemind!? And the fact that he noticed the redesign of the characters!? Are the Grunts the only ones to are self-aware that they are in a game!?

    • @enderdrone6432
      @enderdrone6432 6 років тому +12

      Firedolphin 2211 thank

    • @mystery785
      @mystery785 5 років тому +177

      No it's just funny 4th wall breaks

    • @agentmaryland1239
      @agentmaryland1239 5 років тому +205

      The Grunt is a living Easter Egg. Normally, you wouldn't notice him, that's the point though.

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla 5 років тому +73

      Only once they survive long enough to be a actual adult instead of the 3 year old equivalent that you fight in the games and the 9 year olds that make up the spec ops grunts

    • @Glass-Eye25
      @Glass-Eye25 5 років тому +83

      Unggoy are actually one of the smartest races in Halo, but they’ve been enslaved and farmed to fight for the covenant at the equivalent age of 3 human years or something like a little kid. Maybe this Unggoy was smart enough to know all this? :0

  • @MandMs05
    @MandMs05 3 роки тому +15

    I think this is adorable

  • @prehistorichero2755
    @prehistorichero2755 2 роки тому +7

    Grunt: *chatting*
    Elite: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?

  • @hyperthalamus
    @hyperthalamus 5 років тому +357

    I would love for a small spin-off game of just these two

    • @cabbagegreens853
      @cabbagegreens853 4 роки тому +24

      If the grunt made the elite miss his flight so they both survived 04 when it exploded

    • @arloc357
      @arloc357 4 роки тому +7

      Like ratchet and clank

    • @Lanay_
      @Lanay_ 3 роки тому

      and the expanded universe kills the elite and the grunt befriends chief

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 роки тому

      @@Lanay_ no they all team up

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lanay_ That sounds kinda stupid

  • @mgpmisterk2322
    @mgpmisterk2322 6 років тому +627

    He talked about the precursors and the origin of the flood there for a bit

    • @potatonian
      @potatonian 6 років тому +58

      When he said something about feeding the mean things to dogs yh lol

    • @chickenstrips5138
      @chickenstrips5138 5 років тому +20

      Lmao how tf does this dude know about precursors, everything they built was destroyed by the halo arrays

    • @elijahsellers3727
      @elijahsellers3727 5 років тому +47

      He got bored, and someone left the door to the archives open, so he went in and read all the books/watched all the videos. How else do you become really good at quantum theories until you really get into throwing grenades?

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 5 років тому

      @@chickenstrips5138 mostly everything very few precursor artifacts remain

    • @finnmccord538
      @finnmccord538 5 років тому

      Yeah at the end

  • @Soshy721
    @Soshy721 4 роки тому +18

    Oh my god he's might realize he's in a game soon

    • @canisarcani
      @canisarcani 4 роки тому +4

      think he will achieve chim like characters in the elderscrolls or will he zero sum upon the realization his entire life is nothing but a game made for entertainment of us?

  • @bortrex11706
    @bortrex11706 4 роки тому +13

    I wish there is an interaction that you could sit next to grunt to hangout talk about funny things like grunt said

  • @SgtThiel
    @SgtThiel 5 років тому +307

    8:44 he is talking about the flood

    • @lordtachanka9862
      @lordtachanka9862 5 років тому +18

      Yeah when they feed flood spores to their version of the dogs and it started the whole outbreak

    • @joshpeacock6762
      @joshpeacock6762 5 років тому +21

      He talking about when the precursor grounded themsleves down to a dust, the ancient humans found the dust in ships on the edge of the galaxy. The humans tested to to find it harmless so the SanShioon (don't know how to spell it) feed it to their dogs. after a while the first flood forms formed. then it spread.

    • @MrMetalHead1100
      @MrMetalHead1100 5 років тому +7

      The humans found it and fed it to these animals they kept as pets. They weren’t dogs. They were similar to chickens and they treated them the same way we treat dogs. The powder made the animal more docile, which is why they kept feeding it to them. It mutates the animal over time and this is how the first flood appeared.

  • @AceofHarmony
    @AceofHarmony 4 роки тому +121

    ‘What does humans breath’
    Chief: *A I R*

    • @josebuenrostro5639
      @josebuenrostro5639 4 роки тому +16

      Grunt: Air? Nasty... Why you cant breath methane?

    • @Idk-gn8ov
      @Idk-gn8ov 3 роки тому

      @@josebuenrostro5639 LMAO

  • @alterapp8880
    @alterapp8880 3 роки тому +10

    My left ear found his fact spitting highly enjoyable...

  • @logantubbs666
    @logantubbs666 4 роки тому +23

    "He was the best! You could shoot him and shoot him, and he wouldn't fall over. Not like...... Plorp..." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead, just like Plorp too! 😂😂😂😂

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 5 років тому +90

    4:33 "Not just the food nipple manager"....my life is complete

  • @sweettoko995
    @sweettoko995 5 років тому +221

    8:43 hes indirectly referring to how the precursor powder were fed to the dogs of ancient humans that turned them into te flood

    • @moose7145
      @moose7145 5 років тому +3

      This was legendary lol

    • @jamesdobson9768
      @jamesdobson9768 5 років тому +2

      I just thought the dust got corrupted not fed to dogs lol

    • @sweettoko995
      @sweettoko995 5 років тому +10

      @@jamesdobson9768 the dust was corrupted, but it needed an organic host to expand, which were the dogs

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 2 роки тому +6

    6:42 LOL, Locke joins them in sitting.

  • @SciFiLOLproductions
    @SciFiLOLproductions 3 роки тому +10

    0:48
    “Rocks with wings”
    Somebody give this channel a medal for using that image XD

  • @yousmeel9127
    @yousmeel9127 5 років тому +584

    The life span of this grunt is too long

  • @edsbegaming507
    @edsbegaming507 5 років тому +63

    It’s amazing how a Grunt. One of the easiest enemies to kill. Has such a large History. I’d be more interested on how he survived for this long.

  • @jiib7770
    @jiib7770 2 роки тому +4

    Can’t believe I just watched a grunt ramble on for 9 minutes and 15 seconds

  • @GingerDoesGaming
    @GingerDoesGaming 4 роки тому +7

    2:55 I think one of the devs was self aware

  • @remz2350
    @remz2350 6 років тому +357

    Elite : (Looks back to see if anyone's watching)
    Grunt : Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaaahhhh...
    Elite : *Holds His Shoulder , I'm Sorry* pushes him off

    • @mystery785
      @mystery785 5 років тому +3

      RE MZ lol

    • @Demon-.
      @Demon-. 5 років тому +6

      I'd just go invisible and push him.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 років тому +11

      If it was a brute he'd be on the of bottom the Cliff already.

  • @reclaimeddead
    @reclaimeddead 4 роки тому +98

    That Grunt has seen and been through some crazy shit to get this far and be a side character. We need a story about him.

  • @GentTX
    @GentTX 2 роки тому +9

    I’d gladly pay for a grunt centric halo show

  • @ghqst-_-3145
    @ghqst-_-3145 3 роки тому +16

    Lmao I love how dimkee acknowledges the artstyle changes

  • @Auditer2009
    @Auditer2009 5 років тому +41

    And that Elite's just remembering his time in the Covenant, where he could beat Grunts with a baton for annoying him.
    Now he's in Hell.

  • @ayuwoki453
    @ayuwoki453 5 років тому +52

    "I don't understand Sangheili, all I hear is wort wort wort." Hahahahahah

  • @karthiksubramanian2279
    @karthiksubramanian2279 2 роки тому +4

    This grunt has seen the entirety of convenant war, schism, forerunner worlds, Halos, storm faction, didact, gravemind, origins of the ancient flood??...this grunt is a chief of legends...

    • @donmak7552
      @donmak7552 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly, he needs his own game lol for real.

    • @karhu7581
      @karhu7581 6 місяців тому

      ​@@donmak7552Game is mostly a regular FPS but then at a random mission the Elite who's been barking orders at you goes quiet, then you find his corpse, a pistol round clean through his head, and then it becomes survival horror because the Demon has shown up.

  • @entityw3974
    @entityw3974 4 роки тому +9

    I laughed for 10 minutes, this grunt revived my hope in humanity

  • @michaelcastro1944
    @michaelcastro1944 5 років тому +113

    Just spent 9 minutes of my life listening to that little guy

    • @assaultapple6561
      @assaultapple6561 4 роки тому +10

      Michael Castro
      9 minutes well spent...

    • @blackcaduto2768
      @blackcaduto2768 4 роки тому +1

      That was nine minutes? I lost track of time

    • @forgrim454
      @forgrim454 3 роки тому

      Best 9 minutes of my life

  • @SpiderEmblem
    @SpiderEmblem 6 років тому +1744

    Did he reference the Flood? As in the mean thing?

    • @Pizzaman-ii9cd
      @Pizzaman-ii9cd 6 років тому +33

      Daniel El Saiyajin yes I believed

    • @brizzy5233
      @brizzy5233 6 років тому +18

      Daniel El Saiyajin, I thought the same thing aswell.

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 6 років тому +46

      Daniel El Saiyajin the now spooky but used to look like a puppet.

    • @breadvactor9156
      @breadvactor9156 5 років тому +115

      yeah, because if I remember correctly the ancient human's fed flood dust to their dogs and that's how that massive outbreak started

    • @baileylevanen9009
      @baileylevanen9009 5 років тому +16

      @@breadvactor9156 Haha yeah it started with pets

  • @thatthingoverthere7686
    @thatthingoverthere7686 2 роки тому +5

    Dimkee's comment on Doisac hits differently after Infinite...

    • @Cyrribrae
      @Cyrribrae 2 роки тому +1

      Very true. On the other hand... it's the only reason I even knew what Doisac was lol. And also, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw it haha.
      Still.. very good scene.

  • @sickboi4325
    @sickboi4325 4 роки тому +5

    This is the covenant’s chips dubbo.