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    Schlatt and the boys give some more presentations.
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    Friends in the video:
    @Charborg
    @SwaggerSouls
    @Kryoz
    @Justa Minx
    @24 Frames Of Nick
    The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
    Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Charborg, SwaggerSouls, Kryoz, JustaMinx and 24framesofnick join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye
    Also Minx joins this episode of Jackbox, where Schlatt and Minx are cute together and also hot together or something.
    Yes, I copy pasted that again. This is getting too easy
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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  3 роки тому +9311

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  • @knight2_1
    @knight2_1 3 роки тому +4310

    “Who needs women?”
    ~ Minx, probably a woman

    • @halfpace1462
      @halfpace1462 3 роки тому +52

      I dont know about that one chief

    • @Yvngtaiya
      @Yvngtaiya 3 роки тому +83

      ~ minx, probably not a woman

    • @user-wm9un1dd8y
      @user-wm9un1dd8y 3 роки тому +107

      ~ Minx, possibly a woman

    • @degabruh_
      @degabruh_ 3 роки тому +16

      Minx is a man

    • @eraykaan
      @eraykaan 3 роки тому +15

      allegedly

  • @pokemonteaml
    @pokemonteaml 3 роки тому +6044

    “Who needs women”
    Schlatt: “now you have my attention”

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 3 роки тому +4

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @bakefacep6148
      @bakefacep6148 3 роки тому +2

      Hmmmmmm

    • @justinwentworth1467
      @justinwentworth1467 3 роки тому +2

      Saw your profile pic and thought it was my comment lol

    • @spirituallydead2671
      @spirituallydead2671 3 роки тому

      hardtrance goa channel 1995 - 2003 that was an entire essay and no one actually read it all lmao

    • @aceglass4020
      @aceglass4020 3 роки тому

      @@spirituallydead2671 I read it and regret it

  • @chinstonsworstshill3937
    @chinstonsworstshill3937 3 роки тому +7140

    "Futa?"
    "Like the cheese?"
    I'm pretty sure it's futaccine.

    • @joshuaherrmann6426
      @joshuaherrmann6426 3 роки тому +17

      E

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 роки тому +3

      @@joshuaherrmann6426 E

    • @FileCorruption
      @FileCorruption 3 роки тому +182

      More like futanari

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 3 роки тому +119

      @@FileCorruption Has anyone seen the subtlety recently? I can’t seem to find it

    • @RedPawner
      @RedPawner 3 роки тому +4

      ​@Kristian Mestousis Ναι, και εγώ

  • @vucksz
    @vucksz 3 роки тому +1054

    I've never laughed so hard at a suicide joke when schaltt said find god

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 3 роки тому +21168

    Just wanted to point out
    The only person who voted for “minx’s ugly ass voice”
    Was minx

    • @tensebug
      @tensebug 3 роки тому +277

      gottem

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 роки тому +820

      Yeah, someone likes being degraded

    • @jaypegasi3769
      @jaypegasi3769 3 роки тому +287

      Ah, a self burn, those are rare

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 3 роки тому +109

      Leave it to the woman to be conceited and self centered smh 😤😤😤

    • @goldmagikarp9579
      @goldmagikarp9579 3 роки тому +268

      @@thekeyandthegate4093
      I
      I don’t think she was being conceited there dude

  • @dankmwan
    @dankmwan 3 роки тому +2137

    "child friendly"
    the three women in 1999: 💀💀💀

  • @questionnotscott8389
    @questionnotscott8389 3 роки тому +898

    Swaggersouls: *stutters*
    UA-cam auto-generated subtitles: *music*

  • @deadlyorange96
    @deadlyorange96 3 роки тому +2357

    I love how careless schlatt is with being offensive

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 3 роки тому +86

      Yeah. And then theres the snowflake morons on twitter trying to cancel him

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +227

      "Schlatt is the only good racist"

    • @carvel9916
      @carvel9916 3 роки тому +13

      @@ammagon4519 LMAO

    • @retropixl5177
      @retropixl5177 3 роки тому +58

      He *is* dark humor

    • @deadlyorange96
      @deadlyorange96 3 роки тому +9

      @@retropixl5177 he is darker side humor

  • @Tman_Hall
    @Tman_Hall 3 роки тому +11869

    "I'm a woman in a funny competition against five men"
    That got me

    • @hmm6006
      @hmm6006 3 роки тому +60

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl ?

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 роки тому +261

      Are u saying that woman can’t be funny???!! HUH???!! THIS IS AGIAN PROOF THAT JSCHLAGG IS OPRESSON AND SPRADENG IT TO OTHERSS!!!!

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 роки тому +244

      @@colliejoy1235 Schlagg is love, Schlagg is life. I’m glad you accept that at least.

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 роки тому +31

      @@jubbusbubbus wot de FOCK! Get out of ur false mibtset and open ur eyws! YIFF! You mak me so angry I wanna bark at you! ARF ARF YIFF YIFF Uwu!

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 роки тому +26

      @@colliejoy1235 oh god you’re a real aggressive puppy. OH LOOK, HERES A BONE! GO FETCH! *throws bone*

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 роки тому +20655

    Dream really breathed?

  • @biggoggy7991
    @biggoggy7991 3 роки тому +536

    I can’t listen to minx without hearing “tennis ball throw it against the wall”

    • @captainanon6849
      @captainanon6849 3 роки тому +10

      Can I stab my Whiteclaw?

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 3 роки тому +30

      It helps me forget that I have cancer...

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx Рік тому +2

      not as low as the prices at walmart

  • @bookofpayne
    @bookofpayne 3 роки тому +600

    I was a little worried about the pope while Jschlatt was sitting there in his chair, just doing nothing. Who's saying the prayers if schlatt is just sitting there?

  • @earlysteven123
    @earlysteven123 3 роки тому +2912

    “Dream breathed so I don’t have to anymore”

  • @harilosian
    @harilosian 3 роки тому +6682

    Man really started it off with “the most child friendly people I know” lmao

  • @caitries7421
    @caitries7421 3 роки тому +1367

    minx is so underrated lmao

  • @cool_username07
    @cool_username07 2 роки тому +14

    14:34 the duality of man

  • @okTibi
    @okTibi 3 роки тому +5638

    Says “Child friendly” at the beginning of the video, like we don’t know what schlatt did in 1999

  • @themadkraken1912
    @themadkraken1912 3 роки тому +21982

    Swagger's "Stutter" bit harkens back memories of his Brain Rot masterpiece.

    • @BunnyStarTelevision
      @BunnyStarTelevision 3 роки тому +210

      YES

    • @lamalonmon8625
      @lamalonmon8625 3 роки тому +887

      “ b-b-b-b-b-brain rot! “

    • @SarahSmith-tn2jm
      @SarahSmith-tn2jm 3 роки тому +108

      my thoughts exactly

    • @theamazingspiderwuss4236
      @theamazingspiderwuss4236 3 роки тому +637

      @@lamalonmon8625 m-m-mmmmoooonKEYYYY MOOOONNNKEEEYYYYYYY. BRAIN HERE NO NO BRAIN NO BRAIIIIN. What a modern poet

    • @lamalonmon8625
      @lamalonmon8625 3 роки тому +279

      @@theamazingspiderwuss4236 beautiful, my favorite sentence of “ The joys of being a victim of brain rot. “

  • @spaced0ut_chld598
    @spaced0ut_chld598 2 роки тому +17

    14:40
    There are two types of people here

  • @KaiserFritt0
    @KaiserFritt0 2 роки тому +28

    8:22 Kryoz's absolute brain-rot moment with his avatar picture in-game are perfectly balanced

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 3 роки тому +3786

    Schlatt really said: "The American people are tired of women"

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 роки тому +17

      That’s why I’m English

    • @avabrant4503
      @avabrant4503 3 роки тому +107

      @@Mosslistic eat ur crumpets and leave before the queen gets harmed

    • @lardusbirmingham7020
      @lardusbirmingham7020 3 роки тому +9

      AMEN 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ITTAPUPU12
      @ITTAPUPU12 3 роки тому +7

      Favorite tool song?

    • @lilyyyy7306
      @lilyyyy7306 3 роки тому +1

      @@avabrant4503 yesssss girlllll

  • @devrimsikora9967
    @devrimsikora9967 3 роки тому +5716

    The fact that schlatt genuinley doesn’t care about his sponsor is hilarious

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 роки тому +186

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl what was the point of that

    • @justas423
      @justas423 3 роки тому +150

      @@fishyalt2 being an ass.

    • @iitsmuri
      @iitsmuri 3 роки тому +43

      @@fishyalt2 thankyou for warning me

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 роки тому +9

      @@iitsmuri ur welcome

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 роки тому +6

      @@justas423 HEY HEY IT WAS RANDOM AND INCONVENIENT JEEZ MAN

  • @bosha6654
    @bosha6654 3 роки тому +50

    I am personally offended the text to speech joke didn't win.

  • @shortsentral
    @shortsentral 3 роки тому +17

    14:16.
    The moment that birthed a new era

  • @caiyleeelol664
    @caiyleeelol664 3 роки тому +2585

    I got the most child friendly people”
    First drawing:
    *baby gun*

    • @justvibing7851
      @justvibing7851 3 роки тому +16

      I see you also watched the same video

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 роки тому +3

      IT WAS ALIE! HE LIED TO US!!! THESE PROPKE ARE JUST AS OPPRESSIVE AS HE IS!!!!

    • @jubbusbubbus
      @jubbusbubbus 3 роки тому +1

      @@colliejoy1235 what’s a propke?

    • @curioticgamer1723
      @curioticgamer1723 3 роки тому +1

      It also had yellow liquid coming out of its mouth

    • @lyrxcz2xd261
      @lyrxcz2xd261 3 роки тому +2

      @@colliejoy1235 who is he oppressing. Also learn to type right and with out the cap lock on

  • @puppychan9875
    @puppychan9875 3 роки тому +1018

    Minx out here setting the women's rights movement back 20 years

  • @dragonwings5134
    @dragonwings5134 3 роки тому +72

    11:33 minx is the only one who voted for "minx's ugly ass voice" lmao

  • @madmilk762
    @madmilk762 3 роки тому +58

    Schlatt in the thumbnail has the smoothest face I've ever seen him have. Which means he's always contorting his face in the strangest ways.

  • @masterspork3735
    @masterspork3735 3 роки тому +8474

    Schlatt is taking so many sponsors I think he's actually going to run for president

    • @littlechi7738
      @littlechi7738 3 роки тому +117

      He should he would make a great one right?

    • @racctti
      @racctti 3 роки тому +41

      @@littlechi7738 yeah, he probably would make a great president!

    • @ruttedmammal4255
      @ruttedmammal4255 3 роки тому +85

      @@racctti dreamsmp flashbacks

    • @potatoguy5552
      @potatoguy5552 3 роки тому +29

      Definitely gonna be better then Obama tho

    • @jestaplushgal3528
      @jestaplushgal3528 3 роки тому +53

      this election was brought to you by our sponsor- NORDVPN

  • @nugnugz
    @nugnugz 3 роки тому +1897

    This man segwayed into an ad after talking about a baby shooting themself. Schlatt is doing it right

  • @SuidicalRaccoon
    @SuidicalRaccoon Рік тому +47

    6:18 how did that fail, it was so well executed

  • @calebstuder448
    @calebstuder448 2 роки тому +8

    8:51 Thanks Kryoz, it worked!!

  • @IronChinFatih
    @IronChinFatih 3 роки тому +2665

    Jschlatt saying "attaboy" is so wholesome and heartwarming.
    Edit: timestamp is at 11:58 thanks for @Braedylane for that

  • @DraqonfruitYT
    @DraqonfruitYT 3 роки тому +1679

    “The most child friendly people”
    Babysitting Mama flashbacks

  • @Mack-wg7ss
    @Mack-wg7ss 3 роки тому +16

    12:38 this aged amazingly

  • @jamiewilson9547
    @jamiewilson9547 8 місяців тому +3

    if you leave a baby alone in a room with a gun, it'll die. But if you leave TWO babies in a room alone with a gun, one baby will leave that room a warrior

  • @gerardoledezma4126
    @gerardoledezma4126 3 роки тому +3230

    When is JSchlatt ever not dangerous?!

    • @bench_trio9526
      @bench_trio9526 3 роки тому +17

      "when he's mad having to deal with a child named tommy"

    • @F22046
      @F22046 3 роки тому +17

      They don’t call him Blades for nothing

    • @zernox69
      @zernox69 3 роки тому +1

      It's just seems to you but it's not

    • @SaltyFrankie
      @SaltyFrankie 3 роки тому +3

      1998 he was pretty safe

    • @docyoument
      @docyoument 3 роки тому

      the pope

  • @jordynnunez9975
    @jordynnunez9975 3 роки тому +1223

    “i don’t remember what i picked anym- I AM TIRED OF ENDLESSLY PISSING”

    • @ii_m0niq_ii66
      @ii_m0niq_ii66 3 роки тому +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl no

    • @jordynnunez9975
      @jordynnunez9975 3 роки тому +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl i appreciate the hustle but no ❤️

    • @colliejoy1235
      @colliejoy1235 3 роки тому

      How dare he! First up it wad race, and now he’s making fun of those whit urinary problem?!!? WHATTT???!??

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 2 роки тому +15

    minx's sigh of regret at 12:10, as if it took her this long to realize men are fucking stupid and we love it

  • @santafewarbonnetproductions
    @santafewarbonnetproductions 2 роки тому +14

    5:35 "Is that a rape whistle?

  • @tinyperson4864
    @tinyperson4864 3 роки тому +7850

    "My forehead isn't that big"
    "Neither is your chest honey"
    *I felt that one all the way from America*

  • @espinita.
    @espinita. 3 роки тому +5020

    Minx has made a living out of being bullied and I love that

    • @Cowmaize
      @Cowmaize 3 роки тому +142

      My highschool dream come true

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 роки тому +42

      I just feel terrible D:

    • @espinita.
      @espinita. 3 роки тому +89

      @@sirdigsalo1 same ngl but she seems to like it

    • @sirdigsalo1
      @sirdigsalo1 3 роки тому +106

      @@espinita. I mean yes, but I hope she knows, or that others let her know that she's rather wonderful.

    • @Man-qq2em
      @Man-qq2em 3 роки тому +84

      @@sirdigsalo1 Get ready to be called a simp by a bunch of redditors.

  • @StardustCrusad3r
    @StardustCrusad3r 3 роки тому +9

    4:11 I made the mistake of taking a big sip of water, and almost choked to death laughing

  • @mocapcow2933
    @mocapcow2933 2 роки тому

    Rewatching this, love Nick, bro has become one of my favorite youtubers.

  • @robertishere8407
    @robertishere8407 3 роки тому +2387

    Damn it's like Russian roulette with a bunch of toddlers

    • @samuelp7116
      @samuelp7116 3 роки тому +38

      Interesting profile pic you got there buddy

    • @midnightlover1421
      @midnightlover1421 3 роки тому +8

      Hmmm that profile pic is uh hmm

    • @robertishere8407
      @robertishere8407 3 роки тому +20

      @@midnightlover1421 what don't you shower with your gun?

    • @lonelytent2833
      @lonelytent2833 3 роки тому

      yo is that Læffy?

    • @Comeck42
      @Comeck42 3 роки тому

      @@lonelytent2833 YO! It’s Læffy (:

  • @Connor-jl9gq
    @Connor-jl9gq 3 роки тому +750

    "I'm a woman against five men in a funny competition, so I've already pulled the short straw"

  • @willcykajoker9515
    @willcykajoker9515 2 роки тому

    This is hilarious. You definitely just got a new subscriber can't wait to see your other content!

  • @tempisk
    @tempisk Рік тому +14

    3:32 As Someone with a stutter I approve 👍 oh wait I mean I-I-I ap-p-p-prove

  • @unaisqureshi5812
    @unaisqureshi5812 3 роки тому +760

    Minx: Hello
    Schlatt: *My time to cyber bully has arrived*

    • @LtDub
      @LtDub 3 роки тому +12

      Yo how do people get cyber bullied like walk away or close da laptop

  • @zayinmassivi6589
    @zayinmassivi6589 3 роки тому +2618

    Minx: My forehead is not that big
    Schlatt: i'm about to end this "thing's whole carrer

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 роки тому +27

      Forgot the end quote but I’ll still like

    • @VerySourTaste
      @VerySourTaste 3 роки тому +24

      @@borbleborb4586
      Forgot the period but I’ll still like

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 роки тому +30

      Harold Reginald forgot the comma, but I’ll still like.

    • @FilmBucket
      @FilmBucket 3 роки тому +18

      @@borbleborb4586 Forgot the capital, but I'll still like.

    • @stonytornado3746
      @stonytornado3746 3 роки тому +9

      @@FilmBucket forgot me but i'll still like

  • @Greendogblue
    @Greendogblue 3 роки тому +3

    I'm so happy Charborg is in this, he's so underrated

  • @YourVP1807
    @YourVP1807 3 роки тому +17

    I like how the sponsor is literally just an off brand monster legends

    • @retropixl5177
      @retropixl5177 3 роки тому +1

      Dragon city actually

    • @YourVP1807
      @YourVP1807 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I know but the one it is a knock off of is monster legends

  • @Powersan01
    @Powersan01 3 роки тому +987

    Can’t be as dangerous as what he did back in the 90’s

  • @therealm1ck
    @therealm1ck 3 роки тому +1209

    "Child Friendly"
    What about the Steel Toe incident Schlatt, what about those poor women.

    • @fireferretlord884
      @fireferretlord884 3 роки тому +4

      Hello, i am new around here, what exactly happened

    • @therealm1ck
      @therealm1ck 3 роки тому +34

      @@fireferretlord884 wanna know why they call him the Steel Toe?

    • @insanejay3777
      @insanejay3777 3 роки тому +26

      Ah the Steel Toe Incident of 1999. So many Orphans for Techno to slaughter that day..

    • @fridge-ghost
      @fridge-ghost 3 роки тому +6

      ah of course, the incident. the one that left many in shambles

    • @Unreachableparadise
      @Unreachableparadise 3 роки тому +3

      @@fireferretlord884 you wouldnt want to know

  • @HankSmashes
    @HankSmashes 2 роки тому +4

    It's been months and Swaggers stutter still kills me with laughter.

  • @JoeRoganExperienceRecaps
    @JoeRoganExperienceRecaps 3 роки тому +14

    all im saying being someone who does have stutter swagger was so accurate

  • @johnpsix7858
    @johnpsix7858 3 роки тому +729

    This game never goes well when Schlatt joins

    • @shrimp9199
      @shrimp9199 3 роки тому +16

      not just THIS game, ANY game

    • @complicated1574
      @complicated1574 3 роки тому

      k

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 3 роки тому +1

      Any game doesn’t go well for other people when Schlatt joins

    • @Asgretalos
      @Asgretalos 3 роки тому

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 3 роки тому

      “Big hot men,” “Men having sex,” and of course, “Vote for me, chat”

  • @thisaccountisnolongeractive5
    @thisaccountisnolongeractive5 3 роки тому +2036

    Minx: "Who needs women?"
    Schlatt: *kicks Minx*

    • @slitherywriter1711
      @slitherywriter1711 3 роки тому +51

      She seriously should've seen that coming.

    • @trayvon4484
      @trayvon4484 3 роки тому +10

      CEO of not adding anything

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 3 роки тому +1

      @@slitherywriter1711 lmao

    • @dimwitbeavis3165
      @dimwitbeavis3165 3 роки тому +16

      Great work, that’s exactly what happened but it makes it funnier when it’s in text form, thank you we all needed this.

    • @bajenbilly
      @bajenbilly 3 роки тому +2

      @@dimwitbeavis3165 for real haha

  • @zippinghen
    @zippinghen 3 роки тому +7

    me when i am watching this alone: normal jschlatt
    me when my dad came in the room: 14:03

  • @winniethepooh2941
    @winniethepooh2941 3 роки тому +6

    It’s something about shlstts brutal honesty about doing sponsors for money makes them feel a lot more legit I don’t know why

  • @pebbble___
    @pebbble___ 3 роки тому +441

    these people *are* the most child friendly.

    • @bruhmode6836
      @bruhmode6836 3 роки тому +3

      Indeed

    • @Mosslistic
      @Mosslistic 3 роки тому +3

      I agree

    • @semajbgbd7000
      @semajbgbd7000 3 роки тому +2

      I agree with this statement

    • @user-bu5ps7cg1u
      @user-bu5ps7cg1u 3 роки тому +1

      indeed. do you see the children lining up to be their friends? or becoming corpses idk

    • @skinnywacky
      @skinnywacky 3 роки тому +6

      We said that about Carson

  • @StacyMcCabe
    @StacyMcCabe 3 роки тому +988

    “Is that a rape whistle” choked on water

    • @sebastianalvarado2390
      @sebastianalvarado2390 3 роки тому +10

      I was the same when they said AirPod lol

    • @willy9473
      @willy9473 3 роки тому +1

      Why tf did you choke

    • @StacyMcCabe
      @StacyMcCabe 3 роки тому +3

      @@willy9473 laughing

    • @sal_tine
      @sal_tine 3 роки тому

      I think they meant drake whisyle as it looks very familiar

    • @StacyMcCabe
      @StacyMcCabe 3 роки тому

      Wtf why do I have so many likes

  • @illusio1
    @illusio1 3 роки тому +5

    12:22 i heard *slatt* in the background
    I think i may be losing it

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 Рік тому +2

    The way Schlatt cued the product slogan after completely roasting Minx was like the ultimate mic drop

  • @blackbob1576
    @blackbob1576 3 роки тому +306

    9:36
    Minx: My forehead is not big!!
    Jschlatt: Neither are your t*ts

  • @juliag3071
    @juliag3071 3 роки тому +560

    “It shoots itself in the head it’s not gonna do it again right”
    -Schlatt 2021

  • @dootlime
    @dootlime 2 роки тому +4

    2:11 this is the best part to any ad i've ever seen

  • @unfusedmolecule1649
    @unfusedmolecule1649 3 роки тому +5

    1:03 Goo Goo, Ga *pulls trigger* GAGH

  • @casp3564
    @casp3564 3 роки тому +768

    the day that schlatt plays survive the internet is the day that twitter fucking implodes

  • @chextheroyalbastard3495
    @chextheroyalbastard3495 3 роки тому +787

    “Ever heard of futa?”
    “The cheese?”

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 роки тому +72

      Upon hearing "futa cheese" I dry heaved through my eyes

    • @weinerfuck4694
      @weinerfuck4694 3 роки тому +6

      whats futa

    • @Greenplumber
      @Greenplumber 3 роки тому +40

      @@weinerfuck4694 google may answer your question

    • @literallymemoviesenjoyer
      @literallymemoviesenjoyer 3 роки тому +39

      Incognito recommended

    • @SamPaste928
      @SamPaste928 3 роки тому +63

      @@Greenplumber it’s the Federal Unemployment Tax Act

  • @corky8943
    @corky8943 3 роки тому +1

    minx-*talks*
    schlatt-" yeah you would do that"

  • @baliaza4485
    @baliaza4485 2 роки тому

    I've been watching way too much schlatt lately and I don't regret it

  • @jaredleighton3182
    @jaredleighton3182 3 роки тому +2406

    Nobody:
    Schlatt: Today’s sponsor is [Insert 2 word mobile game I never heard of] BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

  • @dexxboii3080
    @dexxboii3080 3 роки тому +199

    "Dream breathed so I don't have to" is an excellent quote

  • @owlwaifu4949
    @owlwaifu4949 3 роки тому

    14:46
    That may or may not had brought back very very personal memories so that's fun

  • @PIVOTGOD1234
    @PIVOTGOD1234 3 роки тому +12

    It's insane how much of a masicist minx is for agreeing to play

  • @finnrby
    @finnrby 3 роки тому +446

    Schlatt, the only person who I'll watch a sponsorship for instead of skipping it.

    • @fluidcultist2591
      @fluidcultist2591 3 роки тому +7

      Him and internet historian

    • @htw1230
      @htw1230 3 роки тому

      Internet historian too

    • @xwxnum
      @xwxnum 3 роки тому

      Me too

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 роки тому

      And internet comment ettiquette

  • @Edgelord9000
    @Edgelord9000 3 роки тому +355

    Schlatt's real laugh sounds so sarcastic I don't even know what's real anymore.

  • @grease1950
    @grease1950 3 роки тому +1

    Im glad charborg is playing with these guys now. He is funny as hell.

  • @Jeremiah_Aintthere
    @Jeremiah_Aintthere 3 роки тому +4

    14:46 I just realized what it is

  • @sev1011
    @sev1011 3 роки тому +340

    Never thought I'd almost die to a response such as "Is that the cheese?"

  • @jasminemiller4848
    @jasminemiller4848 3 роки тому +441

    “I’m with 5 men in a funny competition” god I love her

  • @retardalert7337
    @retardalert7337 3 роки тому +1

    god i love schlatt he’s hilarious

  • @rainbowjar3321
    @rainbowjar3321 3 роки тому +6

    1:32 that goddamn smile

  • @K_J_Coleman_Composer
    @K_J_Coleman_Composer 3 роки тому +272

    "Hi, my name is Convicted Felon. But you can call me Connie."

    • @jacklfitz
      @jacklfitz 3 роки тому +1

      Good Time (A24, 2017)

  • @jonathanobody
    @jonathanobody 3 роки тому +1927

    Can we have dragon city?
    “We have dragon city at home”
    Dragon city at home: Dragon Tammer

    • @bibfipples4552
      @bibfipples4552 3 роки тому +86

      Dragon city is the dragonvale at home

    • @moistmarsupial3528
      @moistmarsupial3528 3 роки тому +15

      @@bibfipples4552 that's facts

    • @blobby1059
      @blobby1059 3 роки тому +32

      @@moistmarsupial3528 f in the chat for dragonvale shutdown

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous 3 роки тому +33

      _The feeling when Dragon City is actually a bootleg game for Dragon Vale, and wasted 7 years worth of childhood on a bootleg game_

    • @C_Error404
      @C_Error404 3 роки тому +15

      Can we have dragon vale?
      "No we have dragon vale at home"
      Dragon vale at home: dragon city

  • @najdatmz
    @najdatmz 3 роки тому +2

    This is actually the funniest shit I've watched in a while

  • @markkaluzhskii4095
    @markkaluzhskii4095 3 роки тому +6

    7:05 my man aint a simp

  • @dan__.
    @dan__. 3 роки тому +723

    “Most child friendly people” proceeds to bring minx
    Edit: for all of the people saying that was the joke I already knew that I just found it funny

    • @asamakowski8316
      @asamakowski8316 3 роки тому +31

      Good thing it wasn’t Carson 😳

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 роки тому +4

      @Nqnix I know I just found it funny that he said that

    • @dan__.
      @dan__. 3 роки тому +2

      @@asamakowski8316 yeah wonder what’s happening with him

    • @loumey74
      @loumey74 3 роки тому +3

      @@dan__. hopefully hes talking to someone and not coming back to youtube ( not cause i hate him but it seems to be the source of his issues )

    • @baguette7014
      @baguette7014 3 роки тому +2

      @@asamakowski8316 Carson is very child friendly

  • @freyaschenberg1225
    @freyaschenberg1225 3 роки тому +229

    the cheeky little smile schlatt does when holding his wallet before doing an ad is legitimately one of my favourite things, i really don't mind watching his ads bc of that

  • @haku_kz4586
    @haku_kz4586 3 роки тому +27

    His new vid got age restricted because of the comment section lmfaoo

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 3 роки тому +5

      Truly disgusting, that "people" would do such a horrible thing

    • @tetrawoofer
      @tetrawoofer 3 роки тому +5

      Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

  • @bruh-ye2pm
    @bruh-ye2pm Рік тому +7

    14:24 whats the difference?

  • @MaWka_Ch.
    @MaWka_Ch. 3 роки тому +772

    "FUTA"
    "Is that the cheese?"
    I'm dying lmao

  • @Fluffy-ov1tp
    @Fluffy-ov1tp 3 роки тому +224

    “I got some of the most child friendly people”
    First prompt, I forget my detonator.
    Me: Something doesn’t quite add up

  • @itzwill1015
    @itzwill1015 3 роки тому +6

    That smile he does when he whips out his wallet 😂😂

  • @Matthew0640
    @Matthew0640 3 роки тому +1

    Jschlatt is the only youtuber that makes me watch the sponsor XD

  • @pinkstarliight
    @pinkstarliight 3 роки тому +248

    "who needs women"
    schlatt: *nods*

  • @GanerRL
    @GanerRL 3 роки тому +1221

    8:40 based

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite one was when Nick said "I always forget the detonator when i travel."