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  • @djsgravely
    @djsgravely 3 роки тому +79

    I think I’ve seen every episode of Whale Wars. One common thread was how horribly inept they were in almost everything they tried.

    • @brandonochs1372
      @brandonochs1372 Рік тому +2

      Yeah its pretty clear that it was a bunch of dudes with alot of funding, zero experience, not very thought through tactics, but a damn good cause

    • @paleo704
      @paleo704 Рік тому

      @@brandonochs1372 they are antifa of the sea

    • @stefanr8232
      @stefanr8232 4 місяці тому

      @@brandonochs1372 If you are the only navy you are also the best navy.

  • @sharkeye54
    @sharkeye54 4 роки тому +182

    The complete incompetence on display here is amazing

    • @mulekickhandmadeguitars8465
      @mulekickhandmadeguitars8465 4 дні тому

      Makes me wonder if the Japanese keep an eye on these dingbats thinking they may need to rescue them from their own idiocy.

  • @russellwilliams4317
    @russellwilliams4317 4 роки тому +129

    Guy with glasses thinks he is in the navy 'You have permission to engage, over'. Lmfaoo. These people took a noble cause and made it into a comedy.

    • @Sancto-NL
      @Sancto-NL 3 роки тому +12

      I agree. They do something good. The whaling needs to stop. But holy crap, these people are dumb fucks.

    • @StarFinderWebb
      @StarFinderWebb 2 роки тому

      @@Sancto-NL we need x navy seals to destroy these bitches with retired naval ships. Get the 🇺🇸 U.S.S Ford to air strike those fucks.

  • @jamesbulldogmiller
    @jamesbulldogmiller 3 роки тому +38

    “Tora Tora Tora”
    Oh, what a clever code word. The Japanese will never guess what that means.
    It turns out that Watson’s usual level of incompetence is reflected in his crew.
    And , that the Delta boat didn’t know what the code word meant,

  • @michaelwolf2493
    @michaelwolf2493 4 роки тому +339

    I love this show . Thanks to Paul Watson and his crew of fools , it’s funnier than any sitcom .
    “Tora, Tora,Tora ! Is that the code ? “ Hahahaha

    • @fermiticus4034
      @fermiticus4034 4 роки тому +19

      It was kind of enjoyable to watch...like a train wreck!

    • @sambono5112
      @sambono5112 4 роки тому +24

      He may as well of said "Dora Dora the Afghan explorer 😅😅😅😅😎

    • @harrywisniewski5017
      @harrywisniewski5017 4 роки тому +14

      Michael Wolf ah yes let’s use the Japanese code that they used when they attacked Pearl Harbor. That will get them !

    • @fermiticus4034
      @fermiticus4034 4 роки тому +15

      @@harrywisniewski5017 I bet they thought that was really "deep" and meaningful. Total dud...like a quiet fart in the wind.

    • @harrywisniewski5017
      @harrywisniewski5017 4 роки тому +1

      Fermiticus yup. Also, translated it means tiger tiger tiger which I’m assuming is code for surprise surprise surprise

  • @sunshinecatcher8779
    @sunshinecatcher8779 4 роки тому +110

    Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery

  • @alterego3525
    @alterego3525 4 роки тому +152

    The whales should ask for new representation.

    • @steamknight1207
      @steamknight1207 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, they have a great cause but terrible execution

    • @MACaroni3737
      @MACaroni3737 Рік тому

      These people are idiots

  • @lamarspain617
    @lamarspain617 2 роки тому +12

    “I don’t know how I could have been more clear” proceeds to just say “did you do what you were supposed to” completely ignores that they didn’t know what their mission was

  • @BumpkinBob
    @BumpkinBob 4 роки тому +31

    “Doesn’t go to plan” implies they had the vaguest concept of how to even conceive a plan to begin with

    • @mulekickhandmadeguitars8465
      @mulekickhandmadeguitars8465 2 місяці тому

      Can't you imagine how the Japanese sailors and the whole nation of Japan must watch this on their TV's and just laugh their asses off at these incompetent goofballs?

  • @alterego3525
    @alterego3525 4 роки тому +52

    I bet it smells worse on the Steve Irwin than it does on the whale processing boat.

    • @Argov82
      @Argov82 3 роки тому +5

      At least in the Captains quarters. You know he has a unique stank on him.

  • @Mr00destruct0
    @Mr00destruct0 4 роки тому +100

    If this took place off of Somalia it would be a vastly different scenario.

    • @alecgonzalez6910
      @alecgonzalez6910 4 роки тому +10

      Lmao Paul Watson and his crew would be dead

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 4 роки тому +6

      *I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW*

    • @bhendy1974
      @bhendy1974 4 роки тому +5

      With the funding these people have they could hire some Somali pirates.

    • @memezarthereviewer5048
      @memezarthereviewer5048 4 роки тому +2

      Somali Pirates protect there sea resources and fish normal fish.
      SS and SP is same but SS is richer and do not own any territory.

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 3 роки тому +3

      Somali pirates would take the sea shepherds ship, tell the whales to fuck off and go attack merchant ships lol.

  • @OriginalCoastalDistancing
    @OriginalCoastalDistancing Рік тому +4

    I googled “whale wars fail” and got back every single episode.

  • @CadillacBunner
    @CadillacBunner 2 роки тому +20

    Imagine being in the galley of that research vessel when these guys try to "surprise" them with their "attack plan."

  • @duaneho555
    @duaneho555 3 роки тому +13

    Best comedy on television. I miss this show.

  • @FURY-hn3kw
    @FURY-hn3kw 3 роки тому +6

    The level of incompetence is astronomical

  • @Dbm_-oe7zv
    @Dbm_-oe7zv 4 роки тому +24

    Lol every sea Shepard’s video icon looks like a guy who’s about to say something smart but realizes how dumb it really is and just stares awkwardly

  • @simpsonservices6463
    @simpsonservices6463 4 роки тому +52

    complete incompetence of "Captain" and crew. After watching how they act I am starting to understand the Japanese position about these people. They are a danger to themselves and other

  • @toddanderson572
    @toddanderson572 4 роки тому +123

    South Park covered this show well

    • @chrisfisher928
      @chrisfisher928 4 роки тому +1

      Whale whores!

    • @roosterj2599
      @roosterj2599 3 роки тому +1

      Yes. A spot on parody. Lmao!

    • @petertraurig5728
      @petertraurig5728 3 роки тому

      "I couldn't have made it any clearer"
      Yes, you could. Just say "foul them now" the next time

  • @arktkt06
    @arktkt06 4 роки тому +282

    What a clown show. “Doesn’t go as planned” should be the name of the show

    • @underdogpromotedonly8196
      @underdogpromotedonly8196 4 роки тому +21

      Failed terrorist attack. A fat man who can’t shave Believes he’s above the law or he is the law.

    • @thegeneral3094
      @thegeneral3094 4 роки тому +1

      @@underdogpromotedonly8196 fat men that don't shave are above the law.so is bulla hes above da law

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 4 роки тому +10

      @@underdogpromotedonly8196 Don't call these people terrorists it's insulting to real terrorists who put in a lot of planning and show up with the correct equipment to get the job done.....

    • @edgyboi8767
      @edgyboi8767 4 роки тому +7

      @@armchairgeneralissimo don't call them pirates either it's insulting to my ancestors

    • @regularwood7885
      @regularwood7885 4 роки тому

      @@armchairgeneralissimo icrwhale.org/eng/history.pdf#:~:text=Sea%20Shepherd%20claims%20responsibility.%20Investigation%20shows%20limpet%20mines,engineer%20Paul%20Pezwick%2C%20tried%20and%20convicted%20in%20a But they are terrorists

  • @brothers_of_nod
    @brothers_of_nod 4 роки тому +48

    Someone run Blubbery Paul through an whaling factory, see how much oil we can get out of him.

  • @sucramsucram3558
    @sucramsucram3558 2 роки тому +5

    " 'Cringe, cringe, cringe' - is that the codeword? "

  • @scottw7141
    @scottw7141 4 роки тому +43

    Prosecute them under 18 U.S. Code § 2280. Violence against maritime navigation. 20 years hard time might have them rethink their misguided antics. An enterprising prosecutor might throw add a “chemical weapon” missile attack into the charges.

    • @gazof-the-north1980
      @gazof-the-north1980 4 роки тому +3

      Then an enterprising cellmate might bust some cheeks.......

    • @degaulle30
      @degaulle30 4 роки тому

      Not a real law

    • @scottw7141
      @scottw7141 4 роки тому +12

      Degaulle30: Check your facts again. Go to Govinfo.gov and you’ll see the full text of the law. Here is how it starts:
      Title 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
      PART I - CRIMES
      CHAPTER 111 - SHIPPING
      Sec. 2280 - Violence against maritime navigation
      From the U.S. Government Publishing Office, www.gpo.gov
      §2280. Violence against maritime navigation
      (a) Offenses.-
      (1) In general.-A person who unlawfully and intentionally-
      (A) seizes or exercises control over a ship by force or threat thereof or any other form of intimidation;
      (B) performs an act of violence against a person on board a ship if that act is likely to endanger the safe navigation of that ship;
      (C) destroys a ship or causes damage to a ship or to its cargo which is likely to endanger the safe navigation of that ship;
      (D) places or causes to be placed on a ship, by any means whatsoever, a device or substance which is likely to destroy that ship, or cause damage to that ship or its cargo which endangers or is likely to endanger the safe navigation of that ship;
      (E) destroys or seriously damages maritime navigational facilities or seriously interferes with their operation, if such act is likely to endanger the safe navigation of a ship;
      (F) communicates information, knowing the information to be false and under circumstances in which such information may reasonably be believed, thereby endangering the safe navigation of a ship;
      (G) injures or kills any person in connection with the commission or the attempted commission of any of the offenses set forth in subparagraphs (A) through (F); or
      (H) attempts or conspires to do any act prohibited under subparagraphs (A) through (G),
      shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both; and if the death of any person results from conduct prohibited by this paragraph, shall be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life.

  • @culliedavidson9428
    @culliedavidson9428 4 роки тому +44

    Ever notice how nerdy the crew looks. Especially the telephone talker on the bridge.

    • @petej8556
      @petej8556 4 роки тому

      Michael Jackson do you mean?

    • @thegeneral3094
      @thegeneral3094 4 роки тому +1

      I would love to deliver a bloody good strike to his torso

  • @monkeynews1320
    @monkeynews1320 4 роки тому +36

    Love reading the comments on these videos that are all team whalers 😂

  • @elirvca1794
    @elirvca1794 4 роки тому +25

    Sad to say but I'd like to see the Whalers bust back at these clowns

  • @NotSkilledHere
    @NotSkilledHere 4 роки тому +20

    is it bad that im waiting for the harpoon boats to basically start trying to harpoon these lil pontoon boats

  • @alexandrabender5572
    @alexandrabender5572 4 роки тому +24

    This is not helping their cause they literally never do anything to really stop them

  • @scottsmith8088
    @scottsmith8088 3 роки тому +17

    I'm surprised no one has been killed by Watson's blatant disregard for the crews safety and his complete lack of competence.

  • @リアプロ
    @リアプロ 4 роки тому +13

    Fun fact: 'Tora tora tora' is the attack code used the Japanese when they attacked Pearl Harbor

    • @memezarthereviewer5048
      @memezarthereviewer5048 4 роки тому

      Yes attack to disable americans by sinking american variable ships that is high risk, not an attack to pissoff

    • @memezarthereviewer5048
      @memezarthereviewer5048 4 роки тому +1

      Using that code for other than disabling attack is disrespectful

  • @deplorableme4593
    @deplorableme4593 4 роки тому +27

    I'm here just for the hilarious comments

  • @sympathy4thedevil88
    @sympathy4thedevil88 Рік тому +6

    I root for the Japanese in every episode and I'm never disappointed

  • @micheallinne3159
    @micheallinne3159 3 роки тому +10

    How do they get away with this bs? They assault both the crew of whaling vessels and the vessel itself putting everyone's lives at risk all the time and call it defending themselves when the whaling crews don't make a single move to assault them or endanger their lives, even in defense of their own, keeping well away from them when they can and somehow people actually believe whalers are evil maniacal people endangering these terrorists lives? Unbelievable.

  • @Ramon_92
    @Ramon_92 4 роки тому +7

    "Yeah throw the stinky butter at them!"

  • @phillipcarr2811
    @phillipcarr2811 4 роки тому +6

    Why haven't any of them ever been arrested for vandalizing and destroying of property

  • @fubukibuki--dai-35-gokuchi45
    @fubukibuki--dai-35-gokuchi45 3 роки тому +5

    Imagine how they think that the coda Tora Tora Tora is totally deep and meaningful (Tora Tora Tora was the japanese code used to coordinate the attack on Pearl Harbor, and just like Sea Shepherds we Japanese failed)

  • @bclark1171988
    @bclark1171988 4 роки тому +8

    Whomever was on that Gemini Boat was 100 percent Incompetent!!!!

  • @christianbanick496
    @christianbanick496 3 роки тому +6

    I like the idea behind stopping whalers but becoming pirates isnt the way to do it

  • @heavyhaul8621
    @heavyhaul8621 4 роки тому +22

    Pretty inaccurate. I’d be shooting lead not water.

    • @willknight6699
      @willknight6699 4 роки тому +1

      for them to stay within international laws they aren't allowed to shoot anything other than water.

    • @bluemountaindrivepae
      @bluemountaindrivepae 4 роки тому +2

      Use the harpoon, give a hippy a saltwater bath.

  • @sylviarico1782
    @sylviarico1782 Рік тому +3

    Yeah i don’t think making them stink is gonna work because most of the times the whaling ship crew are covered in whale guts

  • @tonycarpenter8445
    @tonycarpenter8445 4 роки тому +7

    So the captain is a bit like the Tiger King?

  • @ryanweeks8473
    @ryanweeks8473 4 роки тому +7

    This how should be called: "Poachers V. Pirates"

    • @lovetotruck78
      @lovetotruck78 3 роки тому

      Yeah... that's definitely a better name for this Shit Show!

  • @Justtyberos
    @Justtyberos 2 роки тому +4

    So what about the prop fouler that is just floating in the ocean now?

  • @petergrundy8081
    @petergrundy8081 4 роки тому +21

    Bunch of entitled activists having an adventure very ordinary

  • @Bruce-Leroy
    @Bruce-Leroy 4 роки тому +25

    I like my whale medium rare with a side of sea shepherd tears.😁

  • @SoloPilot6
    @SoloPilot6 3 роки тому +2

    "The element of surprise was lost." "Hey, look it's those idiots we saw on TV. Keep an eye on them."

  • @johnnyholmes8840
    @johnnyholmes8840 3 роки тому +3

    What happens to all these ropes they throw out, and never achieve anything with?

  • @kyloken
    @kyloken Рік тому +3

    Whale Wars: Big hearts, no brains, and no (seafaring) skills

  • @jasondietrich8866
    @jasondietrich8866 4 роки тому +4

    Maybe they should just get encrypted radios so there are no code words

  • @RandyBaumery-s4i
    @RandyBaumery-s4i Рік тому +2

    Watching them was like comedy.

  • @tree5013
    @tree5013 3 роки тому +2

    The reason why the Bob Hope is so slow is that they forgot to unstrap it from the trailer when they launched it at the boat ramp.

  • @a_soldierz_genetics
    @a_soldierz_genetics 3 роки тому +2

    The element of surprise is lost 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @youtubeheadquarters2813
    @youtubeheadquarters2813 4 роки тому +6

    The amount of stupidity in the show those whale hunting crews can hunt A certain amount every year.

  • @AussieVet
    @AussieVet 4 роки тому +6

    Well oiled machine lol

  • @officermiclawdogzurc6156
    @officermiclawdogzurc6156 4 роки тому +6

    They will just spray it off whith the high pressure hose

  • @dragondad7733
    @dragondad7733 4 роки тому +9

    You know those "ladies" are supplementing their diet with liquid gluten free protein.

  • @connorgregory5038
    @connorgregory5038 4 роки тому +6

    Man, like in trying to make secret codes to make it easier it's the polar opposite

  • @jackson_craft_gamingscates9324
    @jackson_craft_gamingscates9324 3 роки тому +2

    i wish the crew of the whaling ship would turn around and board the sea shephard for a change lol

  • @justincoleman2740
    @justincoleman2740 4 роки тому +4

    Mr Watson. Consider handing over the reigns. No offence.

  • @jagoz7465
    @jagoz7465 4 роки тому +5

    Botlles of acid floatin in the sea

  • @siloamking2486
    @siloamking2486 4 роки тому +3

    Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
    Who else watches this waiting for the disaster that they obviously feel can't happen?

  • @degaulle30
    @degaulle30 4 роки тому +2

    I tried to do a season on the Steve Irwin but unfortunately they didn't like all my seal clubbing trophies and stuffed baby rhinos that formed the majority of my luggage.

  • @dontparticipate240
    @dontparticipate240 3 роки тому +2

    This show should’ve been called “Ship of Fools”.

  • @mikegrayjr6527
    @mikegrayjr6527 4 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂😂 I see why the comments are always off 😂😂😂 but seriously do they ever get shot at with actually guns

  • @daftwod
    @daftwod 4 роки тому +4

    I was completely against whaling until that lizzo thing got loose!

  • @shackti1699
    @shackti1699 10 місяців тому +3

    Growing up we would watch this show and always root for the Japanese. This is a comedy show at this point. lol

  • @jeffersontrucker8027
    @jeffersontrucker8027 4 роки тому +6

    Yup .another precision strike by the kangaroo kids. The clown car is waiting back at your multi million dollar yacht club, paid for by other duffeses

  • @keboebo8112
    @keboebo8112 3 роки тому

    Nice job

  • @ferkel_6859
    @ferkel_6859 3 роки тому +2

    hunting whales is not okay at all, but the incompetence of the crew is entertaining to watch

  • @routha3046
    @routha3046 4 роки тому +17

    I love the taste of whale meat. & it makes me so happy that the Sea Shepard crew are so incompetent .

    • @ajappinen1007
      @ajappinen1007 4 роки тому

      @CaptainMcSplash no... or maby but he is just a troll.

    • @williamdooley4213
      @williamdooley4213 4 роки тому +3

      @CaptainMcSplash tastes like chicken!

    • @phillsmith3809
      @phillsmith3809 4 роки тому +2

      People eat whales it’s ok, like it’s ok to be white👌🏿

    • @williamdooley4213
      @williamdooley4213 4 роки тому +1

      @CaptainMcSplash I do so soyboys can cry.

    • @taliarose6573
      @taliarose6573 4 роки тому

      Some day someone is gonna like the taste of your meat, fucking idiot.

  • @brianjones8751
    @brianjones8751 3 роки тому +1

    Someone should sneak on the sea shepherd and swap out their vegan burgers with beef 😅

  • @ryanwaltr8292
    @ryanwaltr8292 3 роки тому +1

    Oh they got a sea sparrow

  • @4yearsclean
    @4yearsclean 3 роки тому

    “I don’t know how to have made it clearer”
    Gee idk maybe not have a code word and just tell them what you want them to do🤣

  • @joegraffhobo-elect9128
    @joegraffhobo-elect9128 4 роки тому +4

    They need bigger water cannons, or turn the harpoon on the boat and chopper.

    • @drewnicholas1
      @drewnicholas1 4 роки тому

      Joe Graff harpoon v chopper sounds fun

  • @justinnmai8903
    @justinnmai8903 2 роки тому +1

    What they consider an attack is a joke lmao

  • @alterego3525
    @alterego3525 4 роки тому +1

    They are even more feckless at fighting than they are at sailing.

  • @braxbonner5506
    @braxbonner5506 3 роки тому +3

    I hear they wring out their clothes to make the stink bombs.

  • @womblezz
    @womblezz 11 місяців тому

    I swear the only person there with competence was Chris 😂

  • @104cannonball
    @104cannonball 4 роки тому +2

    What do you expect when your relying on kids. How hard is it to cross the bow of a slow ship with a $100,000 speed boat with a long rope?

  • @breakwindfarms5583
    @breakwindfarms5583 4 роки тому +1

    Just brutal

  • @andersonlynn3686
    @andersonlynn3686 2 роки тому +1

    Every time I watch this I think of the South Park episode 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @drx891
    @drx891 3 роки тому +2

    Sea Shepherd, a pirate group outlaw!
    Why don't you interfere with Norway, Russia or Iceland? Answer! Outlaw!

  • @Murray9452
    @Murray9452 3 роки тому +2

    You could have made it more clear by actually telling him what you wanted him to do instead of your childish code.

  • @dannyblinn2160
    @dannyblinn2160 3 роки тому +1

    The captain is a joke... there is half of a brain cell between everyone on that ship!

  • @jimmckenzie7507
    @jimmckenzie7507 3 роки тому +1

    Absolute criminals. How are they not arrested !!!!

  • @mec4703
    @mec4703 3 роки тому +2

    They're trying ti disable my boat in the middle of the ocean? I'd sink them all

  • @RandyBaumery-s4i
    @RandyBaumery-s4i Рік тому

    "TORA! TORA! TORA!"

  • @rufusbullock8077
    @rufusbullock8077 4 роки тому +3

    do what your soposed to do
    lol

  • @89burni
    @89burni 3 роки тому +1

    the method it self is a bit controverse dont you think? what about just getting onto that ship and stopping it by hand?

    • @rangerup1804
      @rangerup1804 Місяць тому +1

      One crew member of the Steve Irwin actually did get on a Japanese whaler and was tied up and taken back to Japa and was prosecuted for attempted piracy. He is the biggest loser ever.

    • @89burni
      @89burni Місяць тому +1

      @@rangerup1804 yeah I also would not recommend it that way

  • @pamelita1999
    @pamelita1999 3 роки тому

    Gemini thrower 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonyr547
    @tonyr547 Рік тому +2

    Damn these guys are hilariously incompetent

  • @willemhorn2349
    @willemhorn2349 4 роки тому +4

    I Love the Sea Shepherd

  • @fooman2108
    @fooman2108 3 роки тому +1

    You do realize that in TWO YEARS no one has SEEN (in their own footage) a HARPOON GUN on Yushin Maru! So you are hassling this guy for what???

  • @FisherWest
    @FisherWest 3 роки тому +1

    Wonder how many sea creatures suffer from all the acid bottles that don’t make the 🎯

  • @alexgalvan412
    @alexgalvan412 4 роки тому +2

    This show would be over if I was drivin da boat and that’s on roadkill.

  • @christopherwillson
    @christopherwillson 3 роки тому +3

    "Tora...tora... tora... do you copy?" So cringy.

  • @capergal1360
    @capergal1360 Рік тому +1

    Why doesn't dumpty paul or others on the bridge get out there on the small boat.

  • @ThatBlevinsGuy
    @ThatBlevinsGuy 3 місяці тому +1

    Sometimes I think we were all played. Like they did all this stupid, inept stuff on purpose. Like this was a comedy all along.

  • @campauxs8139
    @campauxs8139 3 роки тому +1

    the hell with water cannons start using 20mm gau on sea shepard

  • @franckrobben3364
    @franckrobben3364 4 роки тому +4

    Yet another video showing the incompetence of Watson and the rest of these clowns.

  • @Klownguy22
    @Klownguy22 4 роки тому +3

    Another fail by the sea Sheppard