When arab dads get a ransom call
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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Keep going Rudy. Best acting of Arab dad. Love from India.
Lol I thought you'd end at "which one, oh you can keep him" but your creativity keeps coming lol 😁😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
"Rudy is always in danger, have you heard him speak?"
Fuck that killed me
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Lol fr I laughed for a good 2 min
i don't get it
Explain?
@@nicreven Of course you don't get it Habibi!
"don't cry habibi it's just one week" I'm fuckin dead
hilarious 100%
😂I died
I went from chuckling to snorting like an idiot.😂
That "Habibi ...". 🤦♀
Omg!!! “I’m eating.”😂
When the kidnapper pretends he lost connection just to cheer the victim up, you know it's a sad sign XD
lol that was so cute
"Rudy is always in danger, have you heard him speak?" I laughed so hard I was struggling to breathe for almost a minute after lol.
“Which son do you have” had me rolling. Every Saudi I’ve ever worked with seems to have at least 3 sons 😂
3 is nothing
Same wife, or one of each?
@@Yanzinator well I live in the States, so perhaps that’s why it’s less. Also they’ve all been younger guys.
@@ItomachaiMoroyoqui haha just one so far as I know. Here in the States it’s illegal to marry more than one woman, but that doesn’t stop religious marriages.
@@nunziocombattelli6311 The magic word here is "Marry"
"I mean the call dropped , I don't have reception".
I like it that even the kidnapper feels pity & has a bit empathy to Rudy. Seeing Rudy's disbelief & devastated face, the kidnapper can't bear to tell the truth, & tries not to hurt Rudy's feeling.
"Tell you what. Why dont I kill your dad?''
In all fairness, the kidnapper clearly hasn't met Rudy.
He is a better person than the dad
@@SmallSpoonBrigade or the father is really a bad, bad father
The kidnapper is a Saint. Nigerian kidnappers are the real devils.
Don't cry habibi it's only a week.
You'll be OK.
😂😂😂😂
Had me in tears.
And the hand gestures 😂😂
"Rudy do you want to have lunch?"... Had me rollin'!
So Rudy’s dad is basically the highest paying parent for a babysitter who has ever existed.
Doubtful, I'm sure someone wealthy has been cut in half by a babysitter at some point.
It costs more when the child isn't exactly a child anymore. It's why parents spend so much to send their kids to college 😂
Shows what you know! 20k for a week is like a week's vacation for Arab dad. He'd enjoy the week of peace and no failure around.
1000th like!
I would have basically taken the money and spent it and since they are friends just hang out for a week. Problem solved successful kidnapping.
“I’ll give you twenty thousand and you keep him for a week” that got me 🤣
That killed me
The ransom of red chief
20000 dollars is cheap change for common saudis 😂
That would be my parents
Mark Twain short story "The Ransom of Red Chief"
Dude called the kidnapper "habibi" 😂😂😂
"Which son do you have?" "You can keep that one" 🤣🤣🤣
We need to see Arab Dad and Steven He's Asian Dad have a conversation.
“Your son a FAAAAAILURE!”
“Habibi, you think I don’t know?”
Over lunch at a diner where Uncle Roger is short order cook.
@@Tribulatus_Rex I'd totally watch that crossover!
What about a quadruple crossover with Lyanna Kea’s Asian mom & Foil, Arms & Hog’s Irish mom?
Exactly man! Thats the collab we need!
As a daughter to an Arab father, I can agree to not call while he is eating. Plus I think my dad would ask if he was single and looking to get married. 😂😂
😭
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Lol
😂 lol 100%
"Rudy is always in danger, have you heard him speak?" 😂 you didn't have to do him like that Pops
Omg this was hilarious 😂😂😂. It was the “call me back I’m eating “ that took me out lol
I lost it at "Don't cry, habibi, it's just one week." 💀💀💀
Hilarious.
Am I the only one who found him slightly attractive? Like ❤ maybe it was that 365 movie😅
@@amberg4131 Wow big surprise. Attractive man is attractive. Totally just you
@@amberg4131This story would be 7 days. Rudy would fall in love with the kidnapper 😂
when the dad said like that why do I feel anyone who try to babysit Rudy will ended up in accident😂
Bro you could platform Arab Dad as a character on his own. Holy shit this is funny.
Arab Dad is a dangerous wild animal. Interesting to observe from a distance. I would not want to meet him in real life. Is he a gangster?
Wdym? Thats his arab dad
I agreee
HE NEEDS HIS OWN SHOW😂👏🏼👏🏼👍🏻Who Agrees?
I agree he definitely needs his own show lmfao😅😅😅😅😅
"What phone plan do you have ?" Hilarious 😂
Yes that was my favorite
Arab dad is a national treasure
International*
Careful what you say, british museum is everywhere
I'm still at the part where he's saying "you can keep the son" so I really hope something changes
@@davidshavdatuashvili5129 nice one 😂
@@davidshavdatuashvili5129 in british museum there are only persian antiques, the name of persians and what our great did is glorious n jawdropping enough which our name is mentioned in bible!
I love how the kidnapper feels bad and changes it to a "dropped call".
Rudy, please do a whole series just on Arab dad. So funny.
I have never seen anything like this before! So well done! Bravo! You nailed it!
Every single line killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂. " Rudy no you can keep that one".
Hilarious 😂
kidnapper : I have your son
dad: which one...
that got me rolling 🤣 🤣 🤣
Exactly 😆😆
Ransom caller: "Your son's is dead meat if you don't give me the money."
Arab dad: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of arabic son randsom potential.
@@TOMASTOKyou know I'm sort of an Arab dad myself
"just make sure you do it the halal way habibi"
The Dad's comebacks are priceless 🤣
Eventually the kidnapper calls and offers money to the dad to take Rudy back
As an arab man that had dads like these in our family and relatives, i can confirm this is exactly how 80% of us are 😂
😂😂😂😂
It's so hardcore, man! 😂😂😂
Don’t cry, habibi. It’s just a week.
What you mean they don’t care about their kids???
I see many people laugh about your comment, including yourself, but I can imagine it being very difficult. Especially for the children and the wifes, to have such a father / husband. I can imagine it being even more difficult if you live in a western country.
"Are you dense? I'm eating." 😂😂😂
Arab Dad should be a comedy series on streaming. This is pure gold.
"Rudy? You can keep this one" 😁😁😁😁
0:28 I laughed so hard here, lol. Even kidnapper felt so bad that he lied to make Rudy feel better.
😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂
When the kidnapper is nicer than your dad .. 😂❤
I laughed so hard. My cats looked at me like I was insane.❤❤❤
Arab dads are the best negotiators. They show calmness and assertiveness.
Arabs and calmness is an oxymoron my friend :)
@@DrGeorgeAntonios Your just a Mor*n
@@DrGeorgeAntonios And you're just a moron my friend ;)
@@DrGeorgeAntonios ARE an oxymoron, my friend.
@@Qrayon "(the conjunction of) Arabs and calmness IS an oxymoron".
He really asked for a callback on a ransom call. Arab dad is stone cold and loves hummus. I respect it.
I mean is it hummus!
@@DCDIEWI am Lebanese and NEVER loved hummus
😂😂😂😂😂
@@hassanawdi3793 Weirdo!
Hummus is that good
"im eating, are you dense?" loool
I've shared Ransom 1 and 2! I love to see other cultures share humor. We all need to have a great laugh after the last 3 years!
I'm of Scottish ancestry, and that almost sounds like my Dad! It would be my Dad if he'd said...
_"Dammit, STOP calling me! The game's on!"_
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scottish dad: "Twenty thousand? I'll give you five!"
Kidnapper: : "Twenty thousand or we cut off an ear to show you we're serious!"
Scottish dad: "I should get a discount if there's any of him missing!"
@@AlbertaGeek
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@@AlbertaGeek Kidnapper: "OK $5k, but then missing 1 ear, 1 arm and no teeth. Deal?"
Dad: "Dang, 2nd half just started. Let me think about and I’ll call you back during next commercial break."
St. Johnstone just scored, no you can keep Rory, and don't call again until halftime.
if it's the Celtics, That's understandable.
I got a call during the Laker's championship, and told the long distance carrier that was trying to sell me a plan, my opinion that a Texan dare call an Angeleno during the playoffs.
I like how the dad is eating on his lap when he has a table in the background
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😂😂😂😂they eat on the floor with gold or glass dinning set. Very beautiful chairs. Tried teaching an Arab kid the concept of a dinning table, we spent weeks on it😂😂😂
Dad played that exactly right. He knew what he was doing. Son stays alive but dad is still rid of him and doesn’t pay a dime. 😂 Beautifully done.
Dude Arab dad’s shades, shoulder shrugs, hand gestures, declarative speech, unbuttoned collar…
You really constructed a unique and highly textured character, your execution is natural, and your writing is hilarious. Makes me wish I had more friends so I could share it with them.
Thank you Mr. Ayoub,
-G
This is hilarious. The dad has such a charisma.
charisma..?🥴 its funny as a play but in real life it would be sad & the worst dad.
"The adventures of Rudy and Kidnapper man" should be its' own series. Queue friends intro music.
Rudy and kidnapper man go to white castle
@@rahulmenon4357
- Ok Rudy, what do you want to eat?
- I don't know.
- God dammit Rudy, just choose one of the combos.
- I wanted to go to Mcdonalds.
(laughing track in the background)
“Which son do you have” 😂😂😂😂
Don't cry Habibi it's just one week. Love it.
In the Holy Scriptures, it is written as such : "Thou shalt not bother a man while he's enjoying his hummus."
Ah yes, the lost 14th commandment from the 45th chapter Exodus: A lesson in Violence
Arabs have heard of the Holy Scriptures?
LMFAO!!!
@@madwhitehare3635 you do know the Quran is basically a copy of the Bible right? Or vice versa. Lots of speculation on which came first. The only differences are the original languages they're written in and the stories are told from a cultural perspective.
@@bluelunarmonkeytarot8533 No it's not I have both somewhere in my book collection and they are very very different from each other.
the "it dropped" "what phone network" "ill call him back" man you are genuinely a good comedian, most of youtube does not really hit but you distort your standards for the individual but this is great not a wasted beat
Haha Rudy is better off with the abductors 🤣🤣
Rudys dad is the best character as you both love and hate with a passion
Don't cry habibi, it's only one week!😂😂😂😂
OK, it's official: your videos are the funniest on UA-cam. Thanx for the chuckles.
Arab dad and Steven dad cross over would be literal perfection 😂
"you can keep this one"
hahahahaha his dad is the best one xD
0:36 That “What?” is absolute gold.
Reminds you of Gru saying *“Mo no no! Don't call my mom! She would probably pay you to keep me!”* 🤣😂🤣😂
“I send you $20,000 you can keep him for a week”. Highest paid baby sitting job ever.
*Can you make one about my Greek Dad* his big line he told my boyfriend was was “yes every man falls in love with my daughter until she opens her mouth” HAHA wow
Oh my...
Ouch!!😮
I've met a couple girls like that who weren't even Greek.
ouch.. savage 😂
I mean, they could fall deeper in love if they would just stick a little something in that open mouth. The real reason men love BJ's: it gives peace and quiet for a while!
I've waited for one of these calls so I can tell the caller to KEEP THEM.
Rudy asking about the phone service, made me understand the dads question.
"i have your son"
"keep him lmao"
😂❤ every line is just hilarious... from the way he said it, just on point funny
This is comic genius not drawn out or overplayed just right lol
WELL DONE RUBEE
That was very funny. It let Rudy know exactly where he stands in his Dad's list of things he can do without😂.
I think Dad let Rudy know a long time ago.
You can keep this one😂😂😂
Rudy's always in danger! Have you heard him speak?😂😂😂
My face hurts from laughing so much. This is so awesome.🙌😁✅
“You can keep him” best line 😂😂😂😂
"Which one do you have?.... Oh Rudy? You can keep that one."
The Kidnapper was too stunned to speak.
Rudy? You can keep this one! Brutal!
Lol... i love how the kidnapper is trying to protect Rudy's feelings. " Uh... i mean the call dropped. " 😅
Side note... there's a table behind you, dad.
The ending is just so great. When your kidnapper feels bad for you.
It’s only for a week habibi…..don’t cry 😂😂😂😂😂
😂 ok this was way too funny. Even the kidnapper felt bad for Rudy 😂😂
One of your best skit imo. Every line is golden.
I know you intend for this channel to be a music channel and that's why I subscribed but I say this with all of my chest: MORE ARAB DAD
tears running down my face Im laughing so hard
I laughed so hard I had to wipe off my computer monitor. I am glad I was not drinking coffee.
I actually laughed out loud at the last line. Well done.
He Said: You Can Keep That One!! 😨😱🤦🤷😂😂😂😂
Kidnapper: Your son is in danger
Dad: My son is always in danger🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dad taught me how to button my shirt. What did the father of the Arab dad teach him? To wear sunglasses when not outside in the sun?
Indeed, otherwise you could damage your eyes on a sunny day when you go to count your gold bullions.
Coca*ne bro...
His dad taught him how to figure out something as simple as butting his shirt on his own. Sink or swim all the way.
Arab dad’s dad taught him: “Always maintain the drip”
I can't believe I just watched a sick story in just more than 1 min
“Don’t cry, habibi, it’s just one week. You’ll be ok.” *hangs up*
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😆😆😆 He's always in danger have you heard him speak 😆😆😆 Im done 🤣
I'm not Arab, nor a dad, but I would totally be this dad in this situation. 😅
Lmfao love that the crook offered Rudy lunch after his dad refused to save him 🤣
Not the kidnapper feeling sorry for him 😂
It’s bad when the kidnapper fells bad for the one being kidnapped.
One of your best skits.
I love Arab dad. He's got his priorities straight.
Arab dad: what's seventeen more years
"Don't cry habibi, it's just one week" has me weak 🤣
these skits are pure gold.
Your comedy just gets better and better. It's always been awesome, and you keep notching it up! Great things in store for arab dad 👍🤘🤜
I am almost convinced that there really two of you. Dad is such a different and unique character😂
Great, now I call everyone ‘Habibi.’