The idea of human voices being drugs for aliens is hilarious. A human would just look over at some alien looking at them and wave and say “hi” and the alien would proceed to have a orgasm, seizure, and stroke all at once.
@@Deconstruction_Administrator Actually, they did. An entirely new classification had to be developed for his voice and ALL recordings are permanently quarantined to Earth herself.
@@lucielm I mean I know several voices of a similar caliber, like Leonard Cohen, but damn I would lie if I said that I don't agree with the Morgan Freeman being dangerous with his voice.
@@lucielm Probably a voice actor or/and voices audiobooks. There are certain audiobooks where the reader voice is so enchanting it is genuinely distracting.
So for story two, reading the other comments, I'm going down a path that hasn't been trodden...yet. The way I read it was that aliens have their equivalent to an orgasm when hearing human speech. THAT is going to make inter-species relations very interesting. Then I remembered a story told previously, essentially the proclivity of humans to want to mate with anything that moves and if it doesn't move, mate with it until it does. You know where this goes....
I mean, this isnt new. Weve already seen this happen between humans when the speaker was someone with a truly magical voice and personality. Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Paul McCartney, Prince, Michael Jackson, Blake Shelton, Tim Mcgraw, hell, even Justin Bieber was making some hearts throb with his voice that was somehow super amazing to girls under 16 but super annoying to literally everyone else. Considering we live in what aliens would consider an angelic paradise of sounds, we are desensitized to it, and its only the super talented and gifted among us who can really bring out such responses, and if youre willing to expand the emotional range, the list of speakers who could bring out truly emotional responses of everyone in the room, from Samuel L Jackson, to Martin Luther King Jr. From JFK to FDR. From Churchill to Ronald Reagan. From Dolly Parton to Mick Jagger.
Gottfried would probably be considered alternative. Morgan Freeman is pure militsry grade E, while Gottfried would be like absinthe, something enjoyed by the hipsters of alien society because its different and offers a weird sensation the traditional stuff doesnt.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Is this a sequel to the story of the fey prisoners the other day? Story 2: Humans are Sirens, apparently!
Or as I said Johny Cash. *Humans send out radio waves including the song Hurt By J. Cash. The entire civilisation was instantly put into a deep state of Depression.*
@@nooneofimportance2110 "I'm sorry sir, the humans have sent a 'cultural exchange' package but the intergalactic confederacy has both confiscated and set the audio recordings of one 'Vi ncen tPr ice' as threat level 'Eidolon.'" "Threat level 'Eidolon'? What's that? Never heard of that one before." "Apparently sir, a new level had to be made. I'm not exactly certain how dangerous it is, but apparently the security sector is now hiring." "They're always hiring in the department." "No sir, not the department... the entire security sector, sir. Across the population." "... You know what? Let's not open that one up, alright?" "Yes sir. Oh look! They sent chocolates too." "Ah... good old fashioned deathworld pan-species poisons. I hear they start consuming them as children. Sounds about par for the course."
We've come a long way since human flying machines took on a dragon. last. If memory serves the previous encounter was during WWII. Not much of one , Just Elric retrieving a kinsman, making on of the top German government people to fly a plane to Britain and surrender. It sure ruined the Luftwaffe's day though. You see they tried to shoot the dragon down, which amused her no end, until Elric told her to quit playing. Human voices are considered drugs now? Dude! That's a new one.
Yo, there's still Dragons around!? Good to know they didn't fade into myth like humans think. I was underground since before the babylonians and only got here in what humans call "The nineties" so I'm still catching up.
I would agree, except season two was such a disappointment. I rather enjoyed the entire squad in action, then it became almost exclusively about the MC and his Harem.
@@Gilhelmi yeah that's fair, honestly, I just really enjoyed the fights scenes, something about watching an army of knights and peasants get blown up by tanks and helicopters makes me happy
@@norreyvessage2266 I enjoyed throwing popcorn at the screen while making jokes about the lack of military tactics and sensibilities. (I respect the JSDF, but they act like our cute little brother playing war in the show.) I enjoyed the fights at first, thinking "OK, now the dumb-ass Roman wannabe's are going to use magic and make the battle (almost) fair...................... any minute now.................... Really? No magic defense to overcome like a gentle hill? No magic shield, designed for arrows, getting torn apart by AP rounds? Come on......... WHY?!?!" I was disappointed, to say the least.
Forget Morgan Freeman just imagine what voices that do the nature documentaries from the old TV series back in the seventies eighties and nineties must be like.
Imagine dieing while listening to morgan saying "hmmm i can smell you, im armed with a measly shiv but thats quite effective when applied to the jugular"
Hm... If Morgan Freeman is considered WMD then what about Leonard Cohen, Johny Cash, Whitney Houston, or Louis Armstrong? Like, Jeez, the aliens in the second story need to be cut off from our most beautiful voices to even survive!
Was the first story the continuation of that other one from the other day? Feels that way for sure. And the second story, what a strange turn of events, eh?
Irresistible-OMG, I just spat out my tea, I was laughing so much. Then I thought of the acapella group, Pentatonix, and their 750 million views song 'Hallelujah', and realised yup!
If Morgan Freeman is considered a WMD, I'd hate to imagine what they'd think of James Earl Jones, lol! _"I wanna sleep in a bed made outta your voice." -Ted_
I already was found it funny saying that human voices were drugs but the moment you mention Morgan Freeman I'm just over you're gonna oh no tell me please !
A quick Google search says short range missiles can pull 60G turns. Compared to that, the dragon may as well be stationary. Also, missiles are stupid fast. A quick Google and Wikipedia search says Mach 3 (3,703 kM/H or 2302 miles/H) is typical for short range missiles. Short range is within 30 KM/18.5 miles. So basically a short range missile at maximum range can reach its target in just under 12 seconds if I've done my math right. Now, dragons vs WWI or maybe WWII planes could be much more interesting.
There's also something a lot of people forget, the simplest biological explanation for an animal that big being able to both fly and breathe fire, is that it has a massive internal hydrogen storage. These means that A) their flight would be a lot more floaty than manoeuvrable, whilst also basically becoming a none factor if they breathe to much fire and B) if they get hit even once, their going down like the hindenburg, but a lot more bloody and gory.
Boy image just taking recording of the best voices and using them as bargaining chips. Hey i got an hour long recording of Morgan Freeman. Will that be enough to by a new battleship.
The idea of human voices being drugs for aliens is hilarious.
A human would just look over at some alien looking at them and wave and say “hi” and the alien would proceed to have a orgasm, seizure, and stroke all at once.
Didn't that happen with the crab guards?
The fact that aliens have a reaction greater than anyone else to hearing Morgan Freeman is funny and makes sense.
Think what would happen with the voices of James Earl Jones or Barry White. They might be considered planet killers.
@@nooneofimportance2110 Or hearing The Sound of Silence... ooof. Planetary genocide just got a record label.
Imagine them hearing Christopher Judge´s voice. (For those who don´t know, he's the voice actor for Kratos in GOW 4 and Ragnarok)
Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Elvis, a list of some of the greatest singers on earth. A list of ways to commit genocide on other planets.
Lol how would they react to opera?
Morgan Freeman is not amused by his voice being considered a WMD.
I think he would be quite amused.
I guess they never found audio of James Earl Jones.
@@Deconstruction_Administrator
Actually, they did. An entirely new classification had to be developed for his voice and ALL recordings are permanently quarantined to Earth herself.
@@robertalexander5892 What about Barry White? I shudder to think what recordings of any of the old crooners what be considered as too.
But did he deny it?
Busted out laughing when you mentioned Morgan Freeman 🤣 OMG that was great!
Same here, was 'rolling with laughter once it was clear what was up XD
:)
yeah i can't add anything to this other then thanks for the narration
"Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman" *aliens die of starstruck sickness*
yup
You know, every person who reads this, will be doing so in his voice. Even us humans are not immune to that mans voice.
Imagine Barry White's voice.
"In that moment I knew, I fucked up." -Morgan Freeman probably.
@@AgroSquerril your voice is probably going to be pretty marketable as high-end weaponry.
We're sirens in this particular universe. Interesting.
I have to agree for the Morgan Freeman statement.
@@lucielm I mean I know several voices of a similar caliber, like Leonard Cohen, but damn I would lie if I said that I don't agree with the Morgan Freeman being dangerous with his voice.
@@flameendcyborgguy883 Hmm... Leonard Cohen? Sadly I don't know that one off the top of my head.
@@lucielm Ekhm... Hallelujah? Now any bell rings?
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@@lucielm Probably a voice actor or/and voices audiobooks. There are certain audiobooks where the reader voice is so enchanting it is genuinely distracting.
"Morgan Freeman was classified as weapon of mass destruction"
Huh, rap battle has a whole new context in that second one
Music mister would have a ball with those aliens.
So for story two, reading the other comments, I'm going down a path that hasn't been trodden...yet. The way I read it was that aliens have their equivalent to an orgasm when hearing human speech. THAT is going to make inter-species relations very interesting. Then I remembered a story told previously, essentially the proclivity of humans to want to mate with anything that moves and if it doesn't move, mate with it until it does. You know where this goes....
I mean soft whispers already can have certain effects on us so... Oh god.
@@flameendcyborgguy883 Lol! Indeed.
@@flameendcyborgguy883 “Oh yeah!“
I mean, this isnt new. Weve already seen this happen between humans when the speaker was someone with a truly magical voice and personality. Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Paul McCartney, Prince, Michael Jackson, Blake Shelton, Tim Mcgraw, hell, even Justin Bieber was making some hearts throb with his voice that was somehow super amazing to girls under 16 but super annoying to literally everyone else.
Considering we live in what aliens would consider an angelic paradise of sounds, we are desensitized to it, and its only the super talented and gifted among us who can really bring out such responses, and if youre willing to expand the emotional range, the list of speakers who could bring out truly emotional responses of everyone in the room, from Samuel L Jackson, to Martin Luther King Jr. From JFK to FDR. From Churchill to Ronald Reagan. From Dolly Parton to Mick Jagger.
I've always said that I would probably buy a ticket to hear him read the phone book.
Story 2:
..and then came the fateful day Gilbert Gottfried was discovered.
Gilbert's voice is like the polar opposite to Morgan's, his voice would be a weapon of mass destruction in the opposite direction.
Ym... Luis Armstrong then would be considered a war crime?
Gottfried would probably be considered alternative. Morgan Freeman is pure militsry grade E, while Gottfried would be like absinthe, something enjoyed by the hipsters of alien society because its different and offers a weird sensation the traditional stuff doesnt.
"Hello, I am Morgan Freeman, every time a cult springs up about me I gain a freckle."
I could only read that in his voice. Made it sound kinda sweet, kinda funny but mainly kinda scary 😂
Second one reminds me of the book year zero where aliens discover humans but they see no value in brutes until the find human music
Human music...I like it!
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhythm that is Algo
Story 1: Is this a sequel to the story of the fey prisoners the other day?
Story 2: Humans are Sirens, apparently!
If Morgan freeman’s a god of destruction just imagine what Keith David could do
Or as I said Johny Cash.
*Humans send out radio waves including the song Hurt By J. Cash. The entire civilisation was instantly put into a deep state of Depression.*
@@flameendcyborgguy883 and Barry white would have sent them into a state of pure pleasure lol
James Earl Jones.
And Mark Hamill audio from his VA roles as Joker used as a psycho-reactive torture method.
I wonder what classification Vincent Price's voice would be considered?
@@nooneofimportance2110 "I'm sorry sir, the humans have sent a 'cultural exchange' package but the intergalactic confederacy has both confiscated and set the audio recordings of one 'Vi ncen tPr ice' as threat level 'Eidolon.'"
"Threat level 'Eidolon'? What's that? Never heard of that one before."
"Apparently sir, a new level had to be made. I'm not exactly certain how dangerous it is, but apparently the security sector is now hiring."
"They're always hiring in the department."
"No sir, not the department... the entire security sector, sir. Across the population."
"... You know what? Let's not open that one up, alright?"
"Yes sir. Oh look! They sent chocolates too."
"Ah... good old fashioned deathworld pan-species poisons. I hear they start consuming them as children. Sounds about par for the course."
Humans are space sirens. Thats a new one. I like it.
Fuuuuck!
If Morgan Freeman was declared to be a weapon of mass destruction,
what about James Earl Jones ?!
Total annihilation class! :DD
We've come a long way since human flying machines took on a dragon. last. If memory serves the previous encounter was during WWII. Not much of one , Just Elric retrieving a kinsman, making on of the top German government people to fly a plane to Britain and surrender.
It sure ruined the Luftwaffe's day though. You see they tried to shoot the dragon down, which amused her no end, until Elric told her to quit playing.
Human voices are considered drugs now? Dude! That's a new one.
Uhhh, can I get some context if you would be so kind?
Yo, there's still Dragons around!? Good to know they didn't fade into myth like humans think. I was underground since before the babylonians and only got here in what humans call "The nineties" so I'm still catching up.
A real shame Gate: JSDF (or Gate: And So The JSDF Fought, if you're the mouth-breathing type) probably won't get a third season...
Agreed. But we can hope
yeah it makes me sad
I would agree, except season two was such a disappointment. I rather enjoyed the entire squad in action, then it became almost exclusively about the MC and his Harem.
@@Gilhelmi yeah that's fair, honestly, I just really enjoyed the fights scenes, something about watching an army of knights and peasants get blown up by tanks and helicopters makes me happy
@@norreyvessage2266 I enjoyed throwing popcorn at the screen while making jokes about the lack of military tactics and sensibilities. (I respect the JSDF, but they act like our cute little brother playing war in the show.)
I enjoyed the fights at first, thinking "OK, now the dumb-ass Roman wannabe's are going to use magic and make the battle (almost) fair...................... any minute now.................... Really? No magic defense to overcome like a gentle hill? No magic shield, designed for arrows, getting torn apart by AP rounds? Come on......... WHY?!?!"
I was disappointed, to say the least.
Opera singers would be the most powerful beings in the galaxy.
"And then the various aliens discovered a human musical genre known as 'Metal'."
They is music of angels but also music of demons.
Morgan Freeman "Go the Fuck to sleep "
Aliens "Comits suicide "
lol
Danmmit I nearly spilled my drink while driving, at the Morgan Freeman WMD joke.
Man had no need to fight the universe, they simply turned up the radio.
If Morgan Freeman's voice is a wmd I shudder to think what James Earl Jones or Freddie Mercury's voices would be classified as
That second one was confusing me, then when it started explaining it my only reaction was "What!?" Certainly didn't expect that...
On some worlds it's a felony to speak the name Geoff Castellucci
I have to agree, If Morgan Freeman was the last thing I heard before dying, I think that would be a quite pleasant way to go.
Just imagine they reaction to a joyful laugh!
Forget Morgan Freeman just imagine what voices that do the nature documentaries from the old TV series back in the seventies eighties and nineties must be like.
Imagine dieing while listening to morgan saying "hmmm i can smell you, im armed with a measly shiv but thats quite effective when applied to the jugular"
Hm... If Morgan Freeman is considered WMD then what about Leonard Cohen, Johny Cash, Whitney Houston, or Louis Armstrong? Like, Jeez, the aliens in the second story need to be cut off from our most beautiful voices to even survive!
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
"These are not the droids you are looking for." Uhhh, ohhh! I soiled myself!
That last part with Morgan Freeman had me on the floor DYING with laughter.
My favorite singing voices are Dimash , Avi Kaplan (Pentatonix), Tim Foust(Home Free), Geoff Castellucci
Now just imagine we humans bedding aliens and using the bedroom voice for the first time on them...
I wonder just what Mr. Freeman's reaction would be too this kind of effect his voice has on aliens.
Kinda sad the F-22 or F-35 weren't used in place of the Harrier. We have better VTOL jets than the poor Harrier.
Death via voice. That's a new one.
This story is set during the 80s. Plus, the soldiers in question are British, not American.
Story 2- Now imagine an alien that has never seen a human trying to mug a human. Maybe even trying to do it by using a recording a human.
Was the first story the continuation of that other one from the other day? Feels that way for sure.
And the second story, what a strange turn of events, eh?
Not gonna lie. My biggest regret in life is that it has not been interesting enough for Morgan Freeman to narrate my memoirs.😔
Irresistible-OMG, I just spat out my tea, I was laughing so much. Then I thought of the acapella group, Pentatonix, and their 750 million views song 'Hallelujah', and realised yup!
Death by Morgan Freeman? Helluva way to go 😂😂😂
The recordings of Pink Floyd's *The Great Gig in the Sky* is a planetary grade Weapon of Mass Destruction
Morgan Freeman: Hi all, would like to introduce to you all... Barry White and Frank Sinatra.
GLORY TO THE SOUTHING ONE AND THE NARRATING ONE!!
Imagine how they'd react to James Earl Jones.
Seven Bridges Road by the Eagles would be worse than a sun going supernova. Entire star systems gone.
Morgan Freeman is a WMD.....LOL
Lol. Anyone else wondering what Agros voice would do to aliens?
MOrgan Freeman as a WMD, just had me :D
I have to wonder if anyone has sent Morgan Freman a copy of the second story and if he's seen it what his reaction was.🤣
I was thinking of commenting along these lines but you have done it for me, thank you. UKUK
Well that took a surprising turn
Very interesting
Do what we command or we will stop speaking
Hmm, if Morgan Freeman’s voice had that effect, imagine how devastating that of James Earl Jones would be. 🤣
And another whole new genre of em, adult entertainment was invented.
If Morgan Freeman is considered a WMD, I'd hate to imagine what they'd think of James Earl Jones, lol!
_"I wanna sleep in a bed made outta your voice." -Ted_
Bless the Squerril
Bless the Author
For the algorithm
[second documented contact]
Talk about an eargasm
Man I hope they don't kill all the dragons.. just imaging a dragon with modern tech combined with magic. Dragon goes brrrtttt..
Carrying a Warthog gun in each claw, independently aimed.....
@@dsloop3907 ikr??
Morgan Freeman's voice is a WMD... lmfao!
For the gore rethym
We are charmers
It's a hilarious concept. Many thanks.
I already was found it funny saying that human voices were drugs but the moment you mention Morgan Freeman I'm just over you're gonna oh no tell me please !
Morgan Freeman! XD for fuck sake
man i bet JOIs would be quite 'fun' for those aliens if normal speech is enough to do that to them
keeper going
kept going
11 at night here. But I'm glad to stay up for it.
I'm playing Risk of rain 2 with this in the background and I'm hearing about Morgan Freeman orgasmic suicides and wtfff?
The 2nd one was so funny
Go for 100000
I've known a few ladies who swoon over Morgan Freman's voice. But to orgasm themselves to death while listening to him speak? Possibly.....
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
The poor algorithm needs so much help ...
Thankfully, some of us really enjoy talking, a lot, and with little regard for that pesky thing called breathing.
I thought dragons, though subsonic, would be ridiculously more maneuverable than even human missiles.
A quick Google search says short range missiles can pull 60G turns. Compared to that, the dragon may as well be stationary. Also, missiles are stupid fast. A quick Google and Wikipedia search says Mach 3 (3,703 kM/H or 2302 miles/H) is typical for short range missiles. Short range is within 30 KM/18.5 miles. So basically a short range missile at maximum range can reach its target in just under 12 seconds if I've done my math right. Now, dragons vs WWI or maybe WWII planes could be much more interesting.
Also depends on the Dragon.
European dragons, No. Far to big and bulky.
Asian dragons, Maybe. The sleek Raya bodies might get away in time.
@@Gilhelmi But on the other hand, the Asian types are generally depicted as calm flyers, indicating they might not be the fastest frog in the pond.
There's also something a lot of people forget, the simplest biological explanation for an animal that big being able to both fly and breathe fire, is that it has a massive internal hydrogen storage. These means that A) their flight would be a lot more floaty than manoeuvrable, whilst also basically becoming a none factor if they breathe to much fire and B) if they get hit even once, their going down like the hindenburg, but a lot more bloody and gory.
And here i thought she had some broccoli stuck in her teeth or something...
O GOD i love this one
Thank you for the video.
The first story seems very... GATE like
My mans Morgan Freeman
neat
Was.... was the second story a dig at Argo's reddit readings? At audio readings in general? 👏
Like a twinkie, like a twinkie.
For the algorithm
100K
Morgan Freeman 😂😂😂😂
Any other times
Must now go watch War of the Worlds, narrated by Morgan Freeman. HFY!
enjoy
If you like Morgan Freeman there's a documentary called true facts about Morgan Freeman. 😉 Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman
so story one is gate season3?
Morgan freeman is god
F.T.A !
Lol. Morgan freeman u become drugs lol hahahahha
LOL
Gate?
i missed the stream
Boy image just taking recording of the best voices and using them as bargaining chips.
Hey i got an hour long recording of Morgan Freeman. Will that be enough to by a new battleship.