Me: But I invoke the fifth! I do not consent for a search, I want a lawyer. Police officer: There's people dea- Me: I INVOKE THE FIFTH Police officer: Alr alr you're free to go
@@maddiemm technically not your 5th amendment only protects against the government and does not protect you against your job, home, or employee and shall only protect you from your government
You better put your script in your belt for easy access, reach for it quickly and pull it up to the police officer for expert precision and efficiency as to not waste their time
@@focusfailing2831 instructions followed I am now shot and being transported to the hospital I’ve told the doctors I also invoke the forth and want to speak to an lawyer
@@TreeLMFAO Not true. Many countries don't follow the same Laws, also, "I invoke the fifth" could also be called something differing in some other regions
I think the biggest problem when interacting with the police is that it's impossible to predict how a cop would react to any of these things. Power trippers will make shit up and arrest you for less.
I go with the Donut Operator strat, do whatever they tell me while thinking of the millions I will get from court. Even if they tell me to strip down and dance naked.
ive seen a video of "evil" criminals, they ask "why am i being arrested" and they either are not given an answer or the answer they are given does not inform anything, like "you have a warrant for your arrest" and then does not elaborate WHY they have a warrant on their arrest.
Also important to PLEASE don’t do this for just a speeding ticket. If you wait a moment, you’d be surprised how most of the time what they’re pulling you over for is trivial
@@positivepsycho2932I have said before once that I had to take a crap urgently, completely true. Guy almost couldn’t hold his laugh and told me to move on below the speed limit. I managed to get on time to a restroom
If you’re already in the wrong and you know it…there is no point in doing all this. If I do an improper lane change and 5 secs later a cop flashes me down, imma just eat that ticket
@@jerk_berk Yeah, I fully respect keeping police in check and knowing your rights, but people overdo it so much over nothing just by not complying out of malice
@@KC_FlightChieftbh it helps a lot of people from digging themselves into a mess by accident. Always consult a lawyer if it goes beyond a traffic stop, and if you can’t handle the pressure then don’t do anything illegal. Pretty simple really
@inesreviews314 No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just
@inesreviews314read cameronking’s comment, he provided the full amendment. Essentially, invoking or pleading the fifth means that you are using your right to remain silent, as a citizen has no obligation to confess to anything, including illegal activity.
@@yrn_marcellus come up north if your in the u.s we are alot more tolerate of differences here. I'm not saying it'll be perfect for you but one of the couples I know from work say they feel alot more safe up here then they did back home
“Sir, You just committed 12 felony’s committed 5 counts of arson, Also committing mass murder, battery on a pedestrian, man slauder, driving without a lines, traffic violation, kidnapping, robbery,theft, burglary, cybercrime, crime, DUI, fraud, forgerie, Money laundering, aggravated assault, and your facing to about life in prison- “I evoke the 5th”
The irony is that if you actually *do* invoke your 5th and 6th amendment rights when being questioned by the police, you could very well *avoid* spending 10 years in prison. 🙂 ______________________ 5th amendment: Right not to be forced testify against yourself. Also includes the right to remain silent, but _must be explicitly invoked. Salinas v. Texas_ (2013) 6th amendment: Right to the effectiveness assistance of counsel. Useful to invoke when in custody because iit cuts off police questioning until your lawyer is present. (Invoking the 5th amendment also stops questioning, but only temporarily -- they can start asking questions again after a sufficient passage of time. Invoking the 6th amendment shuts down the questioning completely until a lawyer is present.)
“Excuse me , sir, but why is there a dead body in your car?” Mike: What is your name and badge number? Cop: Uh… My name is- Mike: I invoke the fifth. *drives away*
@@marlon_0 Then it's not called the 5th, though. If you tell a random cop in my country that you invoke the 5th, they're gonna either look real confused or laugh. Even if the right to not incriminate yourself is a thing. I don't know.
“Your under arrest, put your hands up!” *”how old are you?”* *”what’s your name?”* *”bank password?”* *”social security number?”* “I don’t get paid enough for this..”
they will say no and when you ask if you are detained they say no. but if you leave now your resisting arrest. and they have every excuse to shoot you.
"Am I free to go?" "Sir you ran over 10 people, crashed into a Wendy's, crashed into a bus station and then crashed into the back of my police car" "So am I free to go?"
@@strangelyukrainian7314 To get to the lawyer part you have already need to be detained and are being questioned for potentially incriminating stuff, so the encounter has already escalated.
That’s if you want to be a dick for no reason. If you did nothing wrong. Why prove there point that your guilty for whatever reason. Just be kind and easy going. If they aren’t nice back then it will bite them in the ass
@@jessecarpenter6434 Eh, you can say mostly nothing and not be a dick about it. No snarky comebacks, but there's no real need to say much of anything. Give them your papers, comply, and move on. I'm pretty well behaved and I've had maybe only like 5 run ins with police (one of them was them crashing into me, even) and I've said next to nothing. Never received a ticket, never had any bad blood with the people who pulled me over. "Say nothing" doesn't always mean "be a dick" like those asshats who sit on the side of the road shouting over and over "am I being detained, I don't need to comply, blah blah blah."
@@themartdog i think you've read too deeply into my joke. It wasn't a snide comment alluding to making things easier for yourself by cowering in fear, but commentary on the reality of the unfortunate power dynamic you're stuck in when dealing with a cop and his ego. Sorry it went over your head, bud.
@@James-do4oh yeah, knowing your rights will just end up pissing off a cop. I've met some amazing people that are cops, but most cops are on a crazy power trip. They are the ultimate state paid Karens.
5 seconds in and that exact question got me slammed into a driveway as a kid because i asked it after one cop told another to “deal with the cunt” which was my 15 year old gf. She also ended up getting arrested after asking where the hell her boyfriend went. The reason the cops were there; her mother suffered from a still undiagnosed disease where she retained water and weight and was like 600 pounds. We called the fire department to help us move her when she was sick. Cops showed up too, and they came over to us because we were a disturbance. We were asking them to help us move her, called a no emergency line
"Sir your are being detained" "Why am I being de-" "SIR YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT" *"fuck"*
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The craziest cop I had tried opening the door without even asking anything
What happens if they lose your ID in a traffic stop
@joecoolio134 I think so
I know you're not a lawyer in Canada, but I would love to see a Canadian version of these steps
Don’t have problems here in Kentucky! Most the cops are pretty nice and friendly and don’t give bs reasons for pulling over.
“You were going 120 in a school lane-“
“I invoke the fifth.”
Technically it still works, your just going to jail regardless 😂
Bro skipped to step 5😂
"my apologies sir have a great day"
No
@@springtrap-5994 right
"Sir you just ran over a pedestri-"
"I invoke the fifth"
I mean it is technically going to work. Its just they won't try to ask you anymore question while trying to detain you.
Where I live, they would just blame the pedestrian for jaywalking.
@@epicfail5473 Good.
It would technically work, you’d still go to jail tho
Stop copying the other dude
"Sir you-"
"Why am I being detained? + I Invoke the fifth + Ratio"
"+ L bozo"
*drives off*
+bye felcia
@@kingghidorah5271 "+ You fell off"
@@ViDiego*insert thug life song*
"Can I take your order?"
"I invoke the fifth."
"Okay, so, large fries."
😂 underatted
Had me rolling 😂
“Oh, yeah. Sorry. A fifth large.”
"I invoke the fifth."
"Sir you are in Europe."
sir this is a wendys u just ramed through the wall 10 camras caught you and 7 people died
as an European i can confirm
edit: thx 4 likes
💀
@@327- Ikr
LMAO
"Your honor, my client pleads oopsy daisies"
Sir your client has killed 532 orphans
@@FexxerUwU objection, argumentative
Ong yo
@@FexxerUwU he was trying to beat his last KD ratio
@@FexxerUwU objection hearsay
Mike: “what’s ur name and badge number”
Officer: I invoke the fifth
Mike: darn it
Well, since the cop has invoked the 5th, the detention is over and you can drive away.
The officer used a uno reverse card
Yooo underrated
So true. Most cop interaction videos on UA-cam the cops refuse to answer that question.
There are different rules when it applies to police and govt agents. Under case law they can lie.
You: "Am I free to go?"
Cop: "I invoke th fifth."
‘I invoke the fifth’
‘Sir there is literally a whole family dead inside your trunk’
Oh that... it came with the car!😊👍💯
How would they know that without a warrant or probable cause?
criminals go to answer(not mine).
Me: But I invoke the fifth! I do not consent for a search, I want a lawyer.
Police officer: There's people dea-
Me: I INVOKE THE FIFTH
Police officer: Alr alr you're free to go
DID I FUCKIN STUTTER?
“Sir you just killed five people.” Mike “I invoke the fifth.”
In fact it would probably be the most important to invoke the fifth in that situation
@@jonlikesplanesnot if you have a good lawyer
You don’t know how many people screw themselves in the first 24 hours after being arrested by talking.
This is the proper choice! Whether you've killed intentionally or unintentionally, do not talk to them!
If only Darrell Brooks knew
“I invoke the fifth”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s-
u can use it anywhere-
@@maddiemm technically not your 5th amendment only protects against the government and does not protect you against your job, home, or employee and shall only protect you from your government
unfunny
wow so funny and original
@@milo1269 wow the name Milo is so funny and original
"Sir you robbed a ba-"
"I invoke the fifth"
"Sir you were goi-"
*one sec lemme take out my script*
He has a gun!!!!!!
You better put your script in your belt for easy access, reach for it quickly and pull it up to the police officer for expert precision and efficiency as to not waste their time
@@focusfailing2831 instructions followed I am now shot and being transported to the hospital I’ve told the doctors I also invoke the forth and want to speak to an lawyer
@@Messup7654 huh usually that's full proof
Maybe it's because I'm white
@@focusfailing2831 the lights were white other than that everything was black
"sir your tire was punctur-"
"I invoke the fifth"
Under rated fr
“Understandable, have a great day sir”
Instructions unclear: I am now being transported to Siberia
I think the video applies only to America, not Russia
Alternate Video Title: Gulag Speedrun
@@user-zx5kl2mm8dthat’s why they said instructions unclear i think
@@user-zx5kl2mm8d _"I think the video only applies to America, not Russia."_
Is there really any difference these days?
@@Milesco guess your right
you know its an old video when Mike is actually sane
“I hereby sentence you to 3 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole”
“what’s your badge number?”
😂
Nice. I'll use this when a judge randomly pulls me over.
Ah yes because judges pull you over and arrest you now and also have a badge
@@reez5511 lmao
This comment makes no sense. A cop wouldnt pullover and say that shi bro
"YOU BOMBED A NURSING HOME!!!"
"I invoke the 5th"
Russia in a nutshell
Didn't you see? It was the 90 year old disabled and mute man who had been planning for this
based breaking bad reference
@@teserakkt yes
Waltuh
Canadians at step 5: 🫡
canadians being hauled to jail for saying a word then being forced to admit everything
E
Gaynada
@@slayride136 Gayted Gaytes of Gayrica
Jokes aside though, Canadians still have that right. It’s just not called ”the fifth”
That transition from standing to sitting in a car was smooth af
“I invoke the fifth.”
“You know you’re not in the USA, right?”
“Oh.”
The law isnt only in the US bruh
@@TreeLMFAO Not true.
Many countries don't follow the same Laws, also, "I invoke the fifth" could also be called something differing in some other regions
@@TreeLMFAO dude, not every law is same as America.
so in some country, being silence means you are guilty, although I'm not into law.
Just know your country’s rights and freedoms. For example, you could use section 7 if you’re in Canada.
@@TreeLMFAO As pointed out by Brain here in your replies, in Canada it's called Section Seven
"sir you ran over 5 elderly poepl-"
"I invoke the 5th"
Sir this is Wendy’s
@@wuzupj i order the fifth
@@Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok im suffocating trying not to laugh hard
“You just curb stomped that baby-“
“Am I free to go?”
IM DYING 💀
"No you're going to jail"
"what for?"
"For killing the child"
"I invoke the fifth"
Such a sick comment
“No, your going to jail.”
“I invoke the 5th.”
Is nobody gonna talk about how majestic Mike is?
“Sir I just saw you kill 30 while driving on the sidewalk”
Law by mike “am I free to go”
LOoks fishy🐟
ITS A STEP BY STEP NOT CHOOSE THE OPTION VIDEO
Salman khan variety
“Sir you just committed a genocide on 2 entire orphanages.”
“I invoke the fifth.”
That's not genocide. Orphan is not an ethnicity.
@@corphish129 🤓
@@corphish129 who cares
@@corphish129 Yes it is
@@npc14835
I do
I think the biggest problem when interacting with the police is that it's impossible to predict how a cop would react to any of these things. Power trippers will make shit up and arrest you for less.
Happened to me
Yes, also they might decide to ignore real evidence and believe false claims
I go with the Donut Operator strat, do whatever they tell me while thinking of the millions I will get from court. Even if they tell me to strip down and dance naked.
@@_Sporkz_ Ehehe this is how everyone should do it! No dead or injured people, just fired corrupt cops and the pleasant Side effect of money Bonus. 😅
If all you say is one of these five things and you’re arrested for it, you can easily sue and get that officer fired. You win either way.
ive seen a video of "evil" criminals, they ask "why am i being arrested" and they either are not given an answer or the answer they are given does not inform anything, like "you have a warrant for your arrest" and then does not elaborate WHY they have a warrant on their arrest.
"I invoke a lawyer, can I speak with a fifth?"
I hear that line is great for getting out of a DUI
@Sniperboy5551 Sorry but I refuse to answer further questions until my 5th is here.
@@Sniperboy5551 I swear to drunk I'm not God officer.
@@Sniperboy5551 depends, if u sped over 100 and almost ran over like twenty people that doesn't work
@@brendanzhang7488So you're telling me the limit is 19 people? good to know! 😂
Also important to PLEASE don’t do this for just a speeding ticket. If you wait a moment, you’d be surprised how most of the time what they’re pulling you over for is trivial
I've been given so many breaks for speeding, by just being honest when asked why were you going so fast. I usually respond I don't have a good reason.
@@positivepsycho2932I have said before once that I had to take a crap urgently, completely true. Guy almost couldn’t hold his laugh and told me to move on below the speed limit.
I managed to get on time to a restroom
@@alejmc that's good. I urinated in my vehicle in view of the rest area while the state trooper wrote me a ticket.
If you’re already in the wrong and you know it…there is no point in doing all this. If I do an improper lane change and 5 secs later a cop flashes me down, imma just eat that ticket
@@jerk_berk Yeah, I fully respect keeping police in check and knowing your rights, but people overdo it so much over nothing just by not complying out of malice
"Sir, you just stuffed 6 kids into a washing machine, and dumped it off a cliff"
"I invoke the fifth"
💀
@@sheepandotter funny, thats how the kids reacted too
@@probablyBigT 🤫
Don't tell them
@@probablyBigTno they reacted more like
🥩🍖🍗🩸🩸🩸🏔⛰
I mean technically you aren’t wrong
i am now convinced "i invoke the fifth" is the lawyer equivelant of "nuh uh"
Dude is the real life Saul Goodman
No he ain’t. This is kindergarten level stuff. This ain’t helpin u out for shi
@@KC_FlightChieftbh it helps a lot of people from digging themselves into a mess by accident. Always consult a lawyer if it goes beyond a traffic stop, and if you can’t handle the pressure then don’t do anything illegal. Pretty simple really
@@KleinesSteinit’s surprising how many people don’t know their basic human rights that could get them out of a serious jam
breaking bad fans when they see a lawyer:
@@KC_FlightChief why u hatin dawg?
Better make sure to have these interactions RECORDED!
Hahaha Why so people can protest after your shot and the officer still gets away with it?
@@lubnah3521 didn't you get the memo? "The cops are our friends!"
That’s what dash cams are for lol
The majority of officers have bodycams
@@Nebnub And for some reason a lot of cops' bodycams sudenly turn off before they fatally shoot someone
"Sir you broke into the president's office and nuked Russia"
"I invoke the fifth"
I invoke my lawyer, can I speak to the fifth ?
-What's your name?
-Officer Doyle
*Pulls out The Death Note*
underrated
😂😂
Love it
Still wouldn’t work tho
@@Theinternetaddict1 It’s a joke bro
Me: "I invoke the fifth!"
Police officer: "Ok, me too"
Me: ...
Idk why this caught me so off gaurd
#topcomment
Just drive away , the police invoked the fifth which means he won't talk further .
@@a9z1 I mean, he can put a silencer on his gun to make it invoke the 5th as well..
@@shimmel796He had the right to be silent
"Can I speak to a lawyer?"
"Sir, you were just going 5 kilometres over the speed limi-"
"I invoke the fifth."
@inesreviews314basically just saying u want a lawyer
@inesreviews314 No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just
Somebody has definitely tried to invoke the 5th in a different country
@@epicshorts5197not at all. So so wrong, the constitution and amendments are literally like 10 pages long just read it.
@inesreviews314read cameronking’s comment, he provided the full amendment. Essentially, invoking or pleading the fifth means that you are using your right to remain silent, as a citizen has no obligation to confess to anything, including illegal activity.
Broke the 4th wall? ❌
Mike broke the 5th wall ✅
Key number #6 remain calm and polite. Getting aggressive will just worsen the situation
Good point!
unless your like me being black is as bad as it gets.
@@yrn_marcellus what is black is as bad as it are you blm member or something
It's the sad state of your country that the police is more volatile than the people. Here in the UK, the police will not DREAM of behaving this way.
@@yrn_marcellus come up north if your in the u.s we are alot more tolerate of differences here. I'm not saying it'll be perfect for you but one of the couples I know from work say they feel alot more safe up here then they did back home
Police: hey, just wanted to let you know that your registration is off by-
Mike: i invoke the fifth
Police: oh ok, never mind
Mike in Canada:
Invoking 5th = Jedi mind trick.
@@krahser6914 him in canada also: *pours maple syrup on officer*
Here’s your ticket instead of the warning I was going to give you.
“Why am I being detained?”
“For questioning my authority to detain you.”
I invoke the fifth.
And I want to speak to a lawyer.
Thr body is in the trunk, you can join it
RESPECT MY AUTORITAH
“Resisting”
“Sir, You just committed 12 felony’s committed 5 counts of arson, Also committing mass murder, battery on a pedestrian, man slauder, driving without a lines, traffic violation, kidnapping, robbery,theft, burglary, cybercrime, crime, DUI, fraud, forgerie, Money laundering, aggravated assault, and your facing to about life in prison-
“I evoke the 5th”
“You committed mass homici-“
“I invoke the fifth.”
Ur going to jail even if u speak with a lawyer.-.
"You are under arrest for mutiny"
"Am I being detained?"
Its the final braincell
@@MAXIMUM-pc1ch *it's
@@MAXIMUM-pc1ch dun un uh un, dun un uh nuh nuh nuh
@@Arkyn.h glad to know i wasn't the only that thought of that
😂
"Ma'am why-"
"What's you badge number + why am i being detained + I invoke the 5th" **drives off**
+ ur profession is sad + u fell off as a cop + L bozo *drives off with thug life playing "
This is the most normal seeming police officer in any law-by-mike skit
"whats your-"
the shotgun in his back:
Nice pfp
Yes nice pfp
"i invoke the second"
and to continue the chain(and bc I agree): yes nice pfp
@@Clovercoin and to continue, you both invoked the 2nd amendment
Pov- When u are black
“You hit a newborn baby and her grandm-“
“ I invoke the fifth”
“Shi-“
😂
Only in Ohio 😩
@@Magicslothaeswersdyel down in ohio
@@ThegreatestVN swag like ohio
@@ThegreatestVN u forgot the natures like this d
the editing is just🔥
Totally
@@PumaVoid Man shut up we⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Ha less go!!!!! 🔥 🔥
@@123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF What?
@@notTreydaman She say I smell colonge and she say want me alone she say want yeah yeah cmon baby let's go 😎
@@123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF I need to know the song to continue the chain
“Sir you have 10 dead bodies in your trunk-“
“I invoke the fifth”
Instructions unclear, I am now sentenced to 10 years in prison
I think you invoked the 6th 🤨
@@erikrobl3s 7
⛓️⛓️⛓️
Bro invoked the uno reverse
The irony is that if you actually *do* invoke your 5th and 6th amendment rights when being questioned by the police, you could very well *avoid* spending 10 years in prison. 🙂
______________________
5th amendment: Right not to be forced testify against yourself. Also includes the right to remain silent, but _must be explicitly invoked. Salinas v. Texas_ (2013)
6th amendment: Right to the effectiveness assistance of counsel. Useful to invoke when in custody because iit cuts off police questioning until your lawyer is present. (Invoking the 5th amendment also stops questioning, but only temporarily -- they can start asking questions again after a sufficient passage of time. Invoking the 6th amendment shuts down the questioning completely until a lawyer is present.)
“Sir you burned down 2 orphanages-“
“I invoke the fitfth”
“Sir, you have the words “HELP” written in blood on your back window…”
“I invoke the fifth”
🚔 : get in da back
@@mistylover7398*drives off*
Do not argue/try to fight on the side of the road. Comply and fight it in court. If you fight on the stop, it looks bad in court.
“Excuse me , sir, but why is there a dead body in your car?”
Mike: What is your name and badge number?
Cop: Uh… My name is-
Mike: I invoke the fifth. *drives away*
*Police chase ensues with Bob Ross in the back seat painting a dead body next to a dead body*
@@happinessiskey2858 This comment is like a fever dream and I love it
@@somerandomdepresseddude I know, this is a masterpiece like Bob's painting
*Gets caught in the chase* "Am I free to go?"
@@happinessiskey2858 what 😂
Me, getting nervous and slipping up: “wHaT’s yOuR 5tH dEtAiN nUmBeR”
Oh god, me too
Probably the most hilarious and relatable thing I’ve read on the Internet!
More like, “aM i FrEe To Go to My FiFtH dEtAiN nUmBeR?”
@@joshuamanna5556 nah more like
“Whats your detain with the 5th number in the alphabet”
So factual
“sir you burnt 234 orphanages down-“
“i invoke the fifth”
“damn you got me man”
lol
You've activated my trap card: I GOT A GUN
Please note that you can still be arrested, even if you invoke the 5th.
Also, the 5th is only a thing in the States.
@@Sigart nah, some places have that too
@@marlon_0 Then it's not called the 5th, though. If you tell a random cop in my country that you invoke the 5th, they're gonna either look real confused or laugh. Even if the right to not incriminate yourself is a thing. I don't know.
Why did he speak so calmly like that before
"You were going 126.69 in a SIDEWAL-"
"I invoke the fifth"
“Sir, you just rammed a truck into an elementary school”
“Am I free to go?”
I invoke the lawyer. Can I talk to my fifth?
I invoke the oopsie daisies
@@Zzx44LMAO. UNDERRATED AS FUCK
“Your under arrest, put your hands up!”
*”how old are you?”*
*”what’s your name?”*
*”bank password?”*
*”social security number?”*
“I don’t get paid enough for this..”
"i invoke the fifth"
"sir, this is canada"
instructions unclear, the cop is being detained and won’t tell me why until his lawyer is present
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm confused, too. The cop presented my lawyer with a fifth.
"Am i free to go?" is definitely the best
"When my supervisor brings me my coffee and donuts "
they will say no and when you ask if you are detained they say no. but if you leave now your resisting arrest.
and they have every excuse to shoot you.
It’s true though no word of a lie the feds where having us on my friend was shutting him self but we asked are we under arrest and left
“You have a body in your trunk-“
“I invoke the fifth”
Probably the best time to do so
@@strangelyukrainian7314 lol
"Why were you going to a school zone with 3 diffrent guns?"
"I invoke the fifth"
"you were going 250 in a hospital zo-"
"i invoke the second" *pulls out a gunpowder musket*
lmao
I would obviously respond with a single volley of Canon fire from the short fused boomer affixed to mine horseless carriage.
So you're also invoking your 2nd
Officer: *prepares to summon the cavalry yonder*
Blackpowder guns aren't even considered firearms under most laws in the USA. Weird but true
“You were naked in a prescho-“
“I invoke the 5th”
This is funny. Needs more upvotes
@@Mace1302 Reddit user spotted
So uhm what’s happening are you giving the preschoolers a show or the staff. 🧐
Bro your not muhamad lol
@dan Sherwood
Bro didn’t have enough karma so he switched over to UA-cam comment sections
“Sir you ran over 5 people in less than 2 minutes” Mike “I invoke the fifth”
Teacher: ( Asks a question you don't know the answer to )
Me: I invoke the 5th
"Sir you set a retirement home on fire"
"I INVOKE THE FIFTH"
"Shi-"
Nice 982 likes
664 likes and no comments ima fix that
698 likes and 1 reply? Lemme change that
Sorry yall
The comments here must be yankee with no brim
“You just hit 5 ki-“
“Am I being detained?”
"Sir there is blood dripping from your trunk?"
"I invoke the fifth"
That’s not a question, it’s a statement.
Thank you for educating us on protecting our rights.
“You wee going 70 miles per hour, it’s supposed to be-“
“I invoke the fifth”
"You were going 200 in a 75-"
"I invoke the fifth."
TWO HUNDRED???!!!!
@@JagiUGGIN A 75???!!!!
I invoke the fifth is literally like your catchphrase at this point 😭
couldn’t help but notice he’s in a BMW 530I.
The camera man in the refelection of the car at the beginning 🧍🏼♂️
shot on iphone
brother?!
"Am I free to go?"
"Sir you ran over 10 people, crashed into a Wendy's, crashed into a bus station and then crashed into the back of my police car"
"So am I free to go?"
asian female driver moment
Yes your free to go
Ya but he invoked the 5th so you gotta let him go.
🤣😭
I literally saw this exact interaction on the police activity page
Sounds like a great way to turn a 5 minute traffic stop into 8 hours at a police station and a 4 figure legal bill.
You forgot the medical bill for resisting.
@@strangelyukrainian7314 To get to the lawyer part you have already need to be detained and are being questioned for potentially incriminating stuff, so the encounter has already escalated.
Eh, cop probably just shoot me instead.
So wrongful arrest easy
@@jintsuubest9331 only if you’re black
"i invoke the 5th" is probably stronger than the pot of greed now 😂
Yo: Invoco la quinta
El policia: Que mrd te fumaste pibe 🤨
Bruh
Bruh
I get it 😂
Hablo español, y ya en Sudamérica te diran “déjese de huevadas”
💀💀🤣🤣🤣
"You're driving a truck with 400 guns, grenades and rockets in it"
"I invoke the fifth"
"Alright you're free to go"
That's why you got a soundboard with Randy Marsh on it.
@@Dloin "I Thought this was AMERICA?!?"
I love when people know their rights.
It’s important to keep everyone above board.
Law By Mike your voice sounds smoother than normal
"Sir, you just ran over a family of 5 at 90mph"
"Ok, but am I free to go?"
Five things to say to a cop when you're pulled over: Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, and most importantly, nothing.
Well said😮
That’s a quick way to get detained for a good reason😂
That’s if you want to be a dick for no reason. If you did nothing wrong. Why prove there point that your guilty for whatever reason. Just be kind and easy going. If they aren’t nice back then it will bite them in the ass
@@jessecarpenter6434 Eh, you can say mostly nothing and not be a dick about it. No snarky comebacks, but there's no real need to say much of anything. Give them your papers, comply, and move on. I'm pretty well behaved and I've had maybe only like 5 run ins with police (one of them was them crashing into me, even) and I've said next to nothing. Never received a ticket, never had any bad blood with the people who pulled me over. "Say nothing" doesn't always mean "be a dick" like those asshats who sit on the side of the road shouting over and over "am I being detained, I don't need to comply, blah blah blah."
@@moonbyul873 ya know what. Fair point. Cant argue with that
How to piss off a cop and have a dog clawing at your paint job.
They love that you fear them
@@themartdog i think you've read too deeply into my joke. It wasn't a snide comment alluding to making things easier for yourself by cowering in fear, but commentary on the reality of the unfortunate power dynamic you're stuck in when dealing with a cop and his ego. Sorry it went over your head, bud.
@@James-do4oh its a sad world
@@James-do4oh yeah, knowing your rights will just end up pissing off a cop. I've met some amazing people that are cops, but most cops are on a crazy power trip. They are the ultimate state paid Karens.
@@James-do4oh he has a good answer regardless
“Why am I being detained?”
“You are from Kolechia.”
(It’s a Papers Please reference)
5 seconds in and that exact question got me slammed into a driveway as a kid because i asked it after one cop told another to “deal with the cunt” which was my 15 year old gf. She also ended up getting arrested after asking where the hell her boyfriend went.
The reason the cops were there; her mother suffered from a still undiagnosed disease where she retained water and weight and was like 600 pounds. We called the fire department to help us move her when she was sick. Cops showed up too, and they came over to us because we were a disturbance.
We were asking them to help us move her, called a no emergency line
acab
@@miguelpastor5952 Yep. There is no domestic situation that can't be made worse by the arrival of the police.
@@miguelpastor5952 +1
@@Milesco I absolutely hate how right you are, but it is the truth and people need to hear it.
@@tylerwellman8252 Thanks, Tyler. 👍
" sir, why are there 6.9 children in your trunk "
" i invoke the fifth "
The seventh kid lost his foot 💀💀💀
@@danielmarques8789 nah bro lost his willy wonker
@@_M0rpheus_..1 the arab looses a tenth of a child, the frenchie looses an entire twelve inches of another, and you come in here with chocolate? /s
@@uss-dh7909 yes, I do come in here with chocolate. /s
Well that's not very nice
"what's your name and badg-"
*gunshot*
Mike's old videos are a lot more chill
"sir your dieing from bloodloss what happened"
"i invoke the fith"
"Sir your are being detained"
"Why am I being de-"
"SIR YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT"
*"fuck"*
hahhahahaha
hahhahahaha
@@josemourinho4333 didn't ask + who cares + L + ratio
“I choose to revoke the right to remain silent!”
@@Jay-lc8sy + I invoke the fith
here in Nigeria, "u're to remain silent, any word u say will be used against you".
This is the chillest video I've seen in a while