yeah and i dont get it xD i remember i was kinda disappointed when i finished him, bcs i knew he was hyped af and he wasnt that difficult for me. Manus was probably the hardest fight for me after O&S.
@@TheVertical92 what makes this game so good is that i had the exact opposite experience. Took me like 12 tries to get Artorias and i beat Manus on my first try lol
Not taking the loot, not resting, not spending souls,and he is rushing around like a mad man. I am avg/below avg at the game, and never fucked up like this tbh. I took 10 tries to beat taurus, 25+ to beat capra, and I was able to 1 shot artorias, 1 shot manus (with sif help) while mid rolling.
@wickheadthered So true man, but chat is so impatient and doesn't want to wait so long for him to figure it out. And honestly fair enough sometimes, but they take it too far and ruin it for him as a first time player. A lot of the time, the funniest moments are the inbetween parts that most people would skip in vods.
The craziest part to me is that he just runs off the elevator to get to Artorias without stepping on the square again to send it back up for his next run back.
He got carried thru sens fortress, anor londo and dukes by staggering every enemy with zwei. Artorias was the first opponent he couldnt stagger hus way thru XD was so satisfying to see
@@Gedas_Ke dex andys can not comprehend any game style other than the one they play. I beat Artorias with a sword and shield, mid rolling and blocking, just like many others
For most of the technique he had, it would've just been a matter of patience to play it out and defeat Artorias in fair time. The number of times he died from being greedy and impatient though... Asmon defeated himself really. Edit: Actually, judging by the rest of the video it's amazing he even made it to Firelink in the first place.
@@raphaelsouza5302 the mouse isn't double clicking, asmond is queueing up his attacks without realizing it, that's why he's always doing two attacks when he only means to do one.
@raphaelsouza5302 no dude. The mouse isn't double clicking lmao. Asmon is. A controller fixes nothing. This game plays perfectly fine on mouse and keyboard. Stop parroting nonsense.
Wow…this could of been about a quarter of this if he actually fast rolled and used varied attacks..rather than being a stubborn prick just to play up to some meme/stereotype thing
@@a13yellowsnow Anyone who plays this game knows how stupid it is to use R2 to simply spite people who want him to not make the game harder on himself.
Seeing him playing against Artorias is really frustrating. It's like he doesn't learn anything at all, the staggered carried him through the game and now he's struggling, Artorias exposed all his skill issues
Gotta appreciate his brute stubbornness. I would've taken a break after 30 or so deaths. Searched new area or something. This guy bashes his brain against a rock wall for hours until the rock starts to crack. GG asmon
I feel like I need a therapist every time I watch one of his older Dark Souls streams. I don't know if he's trying to be funny or if he actually is completely incapable of learning new lessons. Hell, I would have done better when I was 5 years old. After sperging through everything that came before Artorias, and then sperging through that fight for 2 hours, he rests at a bonfire, 50k souls in his possession, AND DOESN'T USE THEM. He just ran around in the next part of the game.
The ways and opportunities he chooses to heal are the absolute worst, either he takes too long to drink, drinks right before an attack, or drinks too much
I've been watching this play through since the start.. and.. as frustrating as he was in the beginning, he has improved a lot and it's actually getting fun to watch.. while still ridiculously frustrating. And I know when he says he's a "God" at this game, he's just joking about. But he should watch Lobos Jr's challenge runs, like, Fist Only Run and Mimic Head, No Heal Run. Also, SquillaKilla's no hit runs. They're the real GOAT at this game.
2:51:45 "8.1 patch notes are out? who cares. Blizzard has no idea what their doing. They're going to keep ruining the game. It's never going to be good again. Devs are out of their fucking minds. They never listen to feedback. They're out of touch. It's never going to get better." - Still relevant almost 3 years later as we watch him pick up Final Fantasy 14
Is it a good mentality even to just spend 10-15 years of your life playing 1 game? There’s other games out there that are amazing, doesn’t mean they’ll quit wow but after 10-15 years you’d think these people would be bored of seeing and doing the same shit every day for 15 years..
As an intriguing experiment I decided to use the EKOW mod of DS3 gave myself the Wolf Knights Greatsword on a fresh file as well as the Wolf Knight armor set as well as the wolf ring to complete the set and from the instant the Artorias cutscene started I played the game as usual until he finally killed the boss and you know how far I got? From the start of the game all the way to defeating the Crystal Sage and on my way to the cathedral of the deep, I even gave myself a handicap and forced myself to go out of my way to get all the items in every zone as well as killing all NPCs as Abyss Corrupted Artorias would likely do. God Zack was such trash, cant google skill it can only be learned.
I died 20 times on my first playthrough fighting Artorias. The secret to defeat him is to not stay to close nor to far, medium distance is perfect, get one hit on him and back up.
well i would say it WOW didn't spoil him in a way of always running, never looking the area, just going for the hardest hits at fasz cooldowns - which he doesnt have in this game - then he might really be a good gamer. but i admire his spirit to never give up and always keep trying. If he learns patience, swordtechnique and being aware of the area around him - it would really be fine. But he is evolving and i am looking forward seeing him on his way up to becoming a mighty hero. Go for it Asmin!
Asmond on the 457th attempt at Artorias: I don't know what's the problem Answer: Asmond has shit for brains and does the dumbest shit like trade with Artorias while having a near empty HP bar.
"I feel like I'm not even beating the boss, I'm beating myself." Yes. That is what Dark Souls is about. That is why it's such an incredible game. It's not about overcoming some external opposition it's about overcoming oneself. The thing standing between you and victory aren't the other characters in the game, it is you yourself. Everyone should go look at the global achievements for this game and see for themselves how many people gave up at each point in the game, how many undead lost themselves and hollowed. God, I love this game.
Asmon: So I think the ideal time to chug or swing is while he’s bull rushing me. Everyone else: Shouldn’t you try while he’s in animations.... never mind this is more entertaining.
very frustrating when he chooses to attack the boss instead of heal when he has almost no remaining hp that the boss could tickle his nipple and he’d be dead
bro im dying looking at this comment cuz its the only thing making me scroll through this whole comment section rn cuz it's so triggering like 😂 fuckin asmon.
literally played dark souls for hours on end, beat hackers & everything played this game offline or online didn't matter and im still watching every minute of all these videos.
think there's only 2 or 3 i haven't really seen idk, kind of got tempted to watch his later videos so i started watching his later videos sooner than I should have.
no more damage ;) and thats what he says before he gets killed every time.... if i hear him say that i always think - its like a magic curse he is casting over himself and it will kill him for sure
Is it really that much easier using a controller? I also finished this on PC (both DS1 and 2) and i just ordered DS3 for console just to see how different the experience will be, plus i get to play while laying on the couch.
I heard Asmon say he didn't like the bird boss in Elden Ring and said it was as one of the worst bosses ever about as bad as Artorias, who i consider to be the best boss in dark souls 1, so i had to come see how this went for him. It is possible to make a build that can comfortably power through the boss the way Asmon wanted to with an ultra great weapon and R2s but his build wasnt minmaxxed enough for that here. Also i was waiting nearly 4 hours for Asmon to send the elevator up after using it so he wouldnt have to wait for it each time, oh well.
Throughout all of this, he complains about his “jitters” and not focusing but in 3 hours he goes through like 5 cokes. I can only imagine what the rest of his diet is like. DS is a game that allows you to fix the difficulty yourself. Should have gone to Anor Londo and gotten stronger. And for someone that says they can’t keep a thought together and are “scatter brained” he sure is focused on “killing the boss”. Got throughout most the game out of brute force and hit that Artorias wall REALLY hard.
People are stupid, and they are never satisfied, if you kill the boss too fast you’re level is too high, if you need a few tries you suck, if you go for the hit and die ur greedy if you don’t go for the hit ur dumb, if you beat the whole game then the game itself becomes “not that hard bro”. But seriously though git gud.
@@josephwuttunee5128 To be fair, Asmon constantly looks for advice, gets it, then tells chat to stfu and stop giving advice. At one point during this stream he literally asks a question, gets an answer, then threatens to ban people. He either should take advice, or ignore it completely. He obviously takes advice, so when he starts berating chat for giving advice literally three seconds after asking for it, it makes him look like a bigger dumbass. Asking for help and then shitting on chat honestly made me wish that chat just literally full stopped on advice and let him suffer more, but people were getting sick of watching him not learn shit for 3 hours and were yelling tips at him for him to just get this trainwreck over with, something he should be fine with because he takes advice all the time, unless hes salty of course, in which case he tells you to shut the fuck up, then reads chat anyway like a pleb.
Asks why he's getting hit on the slam. Chat tries to tell him. "can we time these people out who are trying to give advice" ....... Make your mind up dude 😂
ooohy I know I’m a year late, but I think it’s more of a rhetorical question. I do shit like that all the time even if I’m like “don’t tell me how to play”, I’ll still say shit like “where is this?” or “what am I doing wrong?!”
One of his favorite habits STILL: to not spend his souls after he gets a shitload and either lose them or nearly lose them. It’s like he still has no grasp that the number at the bottom right of the screen has any significance.
he's playing reasonably good, compare this to first 10 hours, his skills have come a long way. Keep in mind he's doing a dlc boss with a +10 weapon and a few points was ted in resistance / dex. When i faught this boss, i could flat out trade hits and chug and come out on top lol.
Asmon seriously, you tell chat not to give advice. Yet you keep asking questions that literally provoke a response, and then you ban them for responding with an answer you consider advice. Come on dude. And btw, all those times you died and wondered why you were getting hit. It is because you rolled too late or too early, not because of lag. Also there are plenty of times where you try and attempt a second attack only to die that makes no sense either.
38:08 I wonder how long it will take to break this calm of his xD 41:55 God I love when someone who spent the whole game spamming a Zweihander starts to get pancaked as well 53:20 HEY! Wtf the video got cut? 53:45 The way how his epic music suddently gets overshadowed by Artoria's theme is poetic. 58:55 Underated comment by @converex "Then take off your zweihander as well, since it was not you who found it" 🤣🤣🤣, dude was about to rage quit when Mconnel felt pity and told him what chat said. 1:22:52 It is as simple as it can get: If you have time to complete a strong attack, then you DEFINITELY has time to heal. 1:53:18 If the stream haven't cut somewhere, I'm coutning 27...It had to be Artorias to Smash O&S high score. 2:16:05 This is what makes me so mad, this dude is unrecoverable, he just refuse to learn. He was starting to play smart, the moment he got his weapon a little more damage, he degenarated to the caveman he was 2hours ago and begun spamming attacks trying to beat the boss in a DPS race. Give him a little more damage, a way to stagger his enemies, this dude will forgot which key does the rolling... Edit: 60 deaths
I played it on release. It's a good game, but a bad Soul's game. Very Linear. What made Dark Souls so good was the interconnecting world. DS2 was just, Go this way, Fight a boss, go back. go a different way, fight a boss, go back. And the area's you get to went to didn't correlate with the area you were just in, it didn't make much sense half the time. Also, The parry system in 2 was pretty awful as well. The only thing that really made up for that game was the DLC because it was one of the best DLC's I've ever played. This is coming from a guy who smashed so many hours into DS2, and completed a no bonfire run as well :-P
its a pretty good game to me, i beat it and new game +, the only problem i found with it is gimmicky boss fights,but its bound to have gimmick boss fights when it has 41 bosses in total
It's incredible how little about the game his chat knows, while so loudly backseating. The Zweihander R2 and running R1 while two-handed creates a ground shockwave that guaranteed staggers anything that can be staggered, if it lands close to their primary hitboxes. Because some of his R2s are off-center or glancing, and because he's a noob at this point, it doesn't register which part of the attack is resulting in the stagger, and therefore he never grasps how overpowered the attack is. Chat also fails to describe any of this at any point in their backseat spam. Asmon still managed to get it done through perseverance and grit.
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Asmongold is the type of guy who would run away from a tree falling towards him rather then just sidestep
I actually lol'd because I could see this happening.
And then say “wtf, how could I have ever seen this coming”
No, he will try to heavy attack.
Ah, the Prometheus School of Running
@@mrsaladmonday4400 XD
Out of all the bosses in this game, I'm really happy it was Artorias who fucked him up
du stehst echt auf schmerzen, auch wenns bei anderen sind hahaha love your content dude
yeah and i dont get it xD
i remember i was kinda disappointed when i finished him, bcs i knew he was hyped af and he wasnt that difficult for me.
Manus was probably the hardest fight for me after O&S.
@@TheVertical92 what makes this game so good is that i had the exact opposite experience. Took me like 12 tries to get Artorias and i beat Manus on my first try lol
@@mbaseballfan96 hehe
Same.
I came here to watch him die to Artorias for 3 hours straight. Was not disappointed.
He may have defeated the boss but the boss defeated his soul
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Artorias’ inventory: Soul of Asmongold
Correction... He may have defeated the boss, however that boss... "Artorias," took his soul
50:35 “We’ve learned two things there.” *Holds up three fingers.
Lmao🤣
Nah he does German three like in inglorious bastards 😂
thumbs aren't fingers
@joeh858 how come?
Him not looting mimics after seeing all the others drop loot is more triggering than the boss fight jesus christ
I was literally shaking my hands and saying, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASMOND. GOD DAMMIT!!"
This happens so fucking much in blind play throughs. I agree it’s so frustrating.
how little he has learned in 3+ hours is honestly impressive. his 50th run is virtually identical to his 2nd
That's what happens when you let backseaters hold your hand
Not taking the loot, not resting, not spending souls,and he is rushing around like a mad man. I am avg/below avg at the game, and never fucked up like this tbh. I took 10 tries to beat taurus, 25+ to beat capra, and I was able to 1 shot artorias, 1 shot manus (with sif help) while mid rolling.
@@wickheadthered Yeah dude, def it was the backseaters who told him to spam heavy attacks vs Artorias lmao he just sucks
@wickheadthered So true man, but chat is so impatient and doesn't want to wait so long for him to figure it out. And honestly fair enough sometimes, but they take it too far and ruin it for him as a first time player.
A lot of the time, the funniest moments are the inbetween parts that most people would skip in vods.
@jxnvthvn8 he's stupid yeah, but I don't get people's obsession with needing him to play how they want. Just let him be stupid for those 50 tries.
“what am i doing wrong"
chat: "don't use strong attack"
"i will not use weak attack"
The craziest part to me is that he just runs off the elevator to get to Artorias without stepping on the square again to send it back up for his next run back.
I sent That elevator back up, jumped down, glitched into the wall, Fell out of bounds and then died.
Yeah it triggers me every time that he just thinks zero about such things 😂
this is one of the greatest overall rage videos on youtube, you can just feel the defeat through the screen
I think o&s fight was really funny when he started flailing around on the floor with mcconnell laughing at him
The more times you watch him fight Artorius, the harder it is to believe he made it to him😂
after all that farming, all that analyzing, all that progress, all that defeat...he still just mid rolls and just spams 2 handed attacks. amazing
He got carried thru sens fortress, anor londo and dukes by staggering every enemy with zwei. Artorias was the first opponent he couldnt stagger hus way thru XD was so satisfying to see
what's wrong with mid-rolling?
@@Gedas_Ke kek
@@Gedas_Ke dex andys can not comprehend any game style other than the one they play. I beat Artorias with a sword and shield, mid rolling and blocking, just like many others
@ColorsStones your argument falls flat when you unironically say "real gamers" get your gatekeeping ass out of here
enemy: *does an attack*
asmon: i didnt know he could do that
You're watching a truly insane person right here. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. 2:35:00
What normal people call insanity, we dark souls players call practice.
Thats not actually the definition of insanity its just an expression pseudo-intellectuals use to look smart. But yeah for sure dude
@@David-zq8sk then what is the definition of insanity?
@@LyraniaLothar the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness.
@@LyraniaLothar google bro lol
Asmon's sixth Dark Souls stream aka:
Asmon getting assfucked by Artorias's greatsword for four hours straight.
For most of the technique he had, it would've just been a matter of patience to play it out and defeat Artorias in fair time.
The number of times he died from being greedy and impatient though... Asmon defeated himself really.
Edit: Actually, judging by the rest of the video it's amazing he even made it to Firelink in the first place.
To be fair, I guess that the mouse is double clicking. He definitely should be using controller.
@@raphaelsouza5302 the mouse isn't double clicking, asmond is queueing up his attacks without realizing it, that's why he's always doing two attacks when he only means to do one.
@raphaelsouza5302 no dude. The mouse isn't double clicking lmao. Asmon is. A controller fixes nothing. This game plays perfectly fine on mouse and keyboard. Stop parroting nonsense.
lmao
1:15:02 Asmon: " I hit him, he doesn't hit me, that is the recipe of success"
Artorias: "Are you sure about that?"
Problem is Asmond isnt doing that he hits Artorias and Artorias hits him and Artorias hits way harder lol
i just cant hit him hes to fast, my sword is to slow. NO I WONT USE LIGHT ATTACKS! xD
Anarchya Heavy Attacks only! I will not use light attacks, LOL blighttown madness again.
BUT +5!!!
But +5
he just needs more resistance
Arian Dito he just needs to get the black iron greatshield
(Just making a list of times where he's fighting Artorias for myself and anyone else) [61 attempts]
35:05
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Thank you! You're doing the Lords work!
Dear god
Wow…this could of been about a quarter of this if he actually fast rolled and used varied attacks..rather than being a stubborn prick just to play up to some meme/stereotype thing
thx
Lmao
The fact that he never figured out that he can repair & upgrade weapons at the fires is hilarious & infuriating at the same time. Peak Asmon lol
How someone can do a sixth of a boss' damage in one hit, and spend 3 hours on it anyway baffles me
a sixth is too much he used the halberd and was doing one 20th of his health
This man is inching towards becoming a true souls player with every stream.
1:19:20 "That was the last attempt. This is the kill"
2 hours later... 3:19:20
I love these streams. Thanks for uploading them.
Never seen anyone so depressed after spending hours to beat Artorias. It's as if there is a void inside him now.
What he deserves for putting himself on a pedestal and refusing to play the game normally.
@@entropy7705 What he deserves for not playing the game exactly how chat wants him to.
@@a13yellowsnow Anyone who plays this game knows how stupid it is to use R2 to simply spite people who want him to not make the game harder on himself.
@@a13yellowsnow Actually, him using R2 just makes people laugh more.
@@entropy7705 True.
Fav moments 10:44 16:27 1:10:42 2:51:41 3:21:44
@Andrew Selfridge chill dawg its only the internet u dont have to be that mad
havent laughed so hard in cant remember how long at that 1:10:42 mark. god damn that was funny
@Andrew Selfridge u mad bro?
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My man Knight Artorias, dunking on people before it was cool.
Artorias nearly made asmon cry. 3 hours of dying. lmao
Its more than three hours.
@@owlsflyingaway is there a lot missing from this stream then? Fight starts at 35:45 and ends at 3:24:20. thats like 2hr 51 minutes give or take.
I've never witnessed a gamer more oblivious to looking around. It drives me insane he doesnt pick up the loot...
Seeing him playing against Artorias is really frustrating. It's like he doesn't learn anything at all, the staggered carried him through the game and now he's struggling, Artorias exposed all his skill issues
Never seen someone look so disappointed after beating a boss lol
He was holding his tears very very bad.
2:20:43 first running attack of his playthrough
This is the real story of Dark souls. This game makes people go hollow but Asmon was right on the edge for a while but never went full hollow.
You can't ever go full hollow
I love when he sees the mimic and is like "damn no loot" then kills it and walks away from the loot that it dropped LOL
So many souls bosses punish you for dodging backwards. It's really impressive that it took him 3+ hours to figure that out.
The definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.... Damn Einstein predicted dark souls😂
Gotta appreciate his brute stubbornness. I would've taken a break after 30 or so deaths. Searched new area or something. This guy bashes his brain against a rock wall for hours until the rock starts to crack. GG asmon
it is beyond hilarious how the comments were already telling vod folks to skip 5-6 hours at the start of Artorias
I came for artorias im pretty sure alot of others did too
I came for hawkeye gough 🥵
Asmon: I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
Also Asmon: QUIT FUCKING TELLING ME WHAT I'M DOING WRONG
I feel like I need a therapist every time I watch one of his older Dark Souls streams. I don't know if he's trying to be funny or if he actually is completely incapable of learning new lessons. Hell, I would have done better when I was 5 years old. After sperging through everything that came before Artorias, and then sperging through that fight for 2 hours, he rests at a bonfire, 50k souls in his possession, AND DOESN'T USE THEM. He just ran around in the next part of the game.
man you can really tell how he gets more and more exhausted over 3 hours
Holy fuck he goes back to the boss’s lap with 10% hp when he could’ve flasked 😂
The ways and opportunities he chooses to heal are the absolute worst, either he takes too long to drink, drinks right before an attack, or drinks too much
I've been watching this play through since the start.. and.. as frustrating as he was in the beginning, he has improved a lot and it's actually getting fun to watch.. while still ridiculously frustrating.
And I know when he says he's a "God" at this game, he's just joking about. But he should watch Lobos Jr's challenge runs, like, Fist Only Run and Mimic Head, No Heal Run. Also, SquillaKilla's no hit runs. They're the real GOAT at this game.
lobosjr, someone who put 1k hours before he started streaming, watch him play bloodborne dlc and you see how "good" he is.
@@Desuxy Lobos fist only Ludwig not long after finishing the DLC.
@@joepbailey his first kill took him about 8 hours on ng+2, fist only took him 35~ hours
@@Desuxy He did Ludwig Fist only on NG+7 . The fact that he can do that at all makes him legendary.
@@joepbailey yet his channel is dead and i many other people like myself did fist only ng+7 as well
2:51:45 "8.1 patch notes are out? who cares. Blizzard has no idea what their doing. They're going to keep ruining the game. It's never going to be good again. Devs are out of their fucking minds. They never listen to feedback. They're out of touch. It's never going to get better." - Still relevant almost 3 years later as we watch him pick up Final Fantasy 14
Blizz really effed up. So many of their regular players are trying other games now.
What did blizzard do
@@SuzukiCabs shat on everything they've touched, reverse midas
Is it a good mentality even to just spend 10-15 years of your life playing 1 game? There’s other games out there that are amazing, doesn’t mean they’ll quit wow but after 10-15 years you’d think these people would be bored of seeing and doing the same shit every day for 15 years..
If you only knew...
@@ntz752 I know. I watch Twitch and Bellular.
its so funny how suddenly he blacked out for 1 hour forgettin where the damn heal button was.... that was so hard to watch
He just never seems to learn from his mistakes.
Guanjyn he legit breathes through his mouth man 😂
He legit looks like the guy off monster house
I've never seen Asmon so fucking scared at 35:43 look at his face and eyes LMFAO
Then watching him get slammed 3 times in a row was priceless 👌
He will have nightmares with Artorias
watching him not get the 2 mimic's loot was traumatizing
As an intriguing experiment I decided to use the EKOW mod of DS3 gave myself the Wolf Knights Greatsword on a fresh file as well as the Wolf Knight armor set as well as the wolf ring to complete the set and from the instant the Artorias cutscene started I played the game as usual until he finally killed the boss and you know how far I got? From the start of the game all the way to defeating the Crystal Sage and on my way to the cathedral of the deep, I even gave myself a handicap and forced myself to go out of my way to get all the items in every zone as well as killing all NPCs as Abyss Corrupted Artorias would likely do.
God Zack was such trash, cant google skill it can only be learned.
I died 20 times on my first playthrough fighting Artorias. The secret to defeat him is to not stay to close nor to far, medium distance is perfect, get one hit on him and back up.
well i would say it WOW didn't spoil him in a way of always running, never looking the area, just going for the hardest hits at fasz cooldowns - which he doesnt have in this game - then he might really be a good gamer. but i admire his spirit to never give up and always keep trying. If he learns patience, swordtechnique and being aware of the area around him - it would really be fine. But he is evolving and i am looking forward seeing him on his way up to becoming a mighty hero. Go for it Asmin!
He literally went hollow as time progressed
Asmond on the 457th attempt at Artorias: I don't know what's the problem
Answer: Asmond has shit for brains and does the dumbest shit like trade with Artorias while having a near empty HP bar.
"I feel like I'm not even beating the boss, I'm beating myself."
Yes. That is what Dark Souls is about. That is why it's such an incredible game. It's not about overcoming some external opposition it's about overcoming oneself. The thing standing between you and victory aren't the other characters in the game, it is you yourself. Everyone should go look at the global achievements for this game and see for themselves how many people gave up at each point in the game, how many undead lost themselves and hollowed. God, I love this game.
DarkSouls should be a test in school for kids to test their IQ, alertness, attentiveness and overall. Asmon would never pass
Asmon: So I think the ideal time to chug or swing is while he’s bull rushing me.
Everyone else: Shouldn’t you try while he’s in animations.... never mind this is more entertaining.
very frustrating when he chooses to attack the boss instead of heal when he has almost no remaining hp that the boss could tickle his nipple and he’d be dead
try and count how many times he hits the boss once, then does a second attack directly towards the camera
bro im dying looking at this comment cuz its the only thing making me scroll through this whole comment section rn cuz it's so triggering like 😂 fuckin asmon.
literally played dark souls for hours on end, beat hackers & everything played this game offline or online didn't matter and im still watching every minute of all these videos.
think there's only 2 or 3 i haven't really seen idk, kind of got tempted to watch his later videos so i started watching his later videos sooner than I should have.
no more damage ;) and thats what he says before he gets killed every time.... if i hear him say that i always think - its like a magic curse he is casting over himself and it will kill him for sure
1:07:20 Yup, that's your typical backseating chat. Glad he realized it finally.
Props for playing DS with keyboard and mouse.
@@ragenaros4475 I can beat DS SL1 using only my dick, I always cum at the final boss just as a bonus.
Is it really that much easier using a controller? I also finished this on PC (both DS1 and 2) and i just ordered DS3 for console just to see how different the experience will be, plus i get to play while laying on the couch.
@@ragenaros4475 You probably played the game an unhealthy amount. Meanwhile he only just started playing.
I finshed the entire trilogy with a Keyboard and Mouse once then Controller,found Key and Mouse easier
3:24:13 money shot
I heard Asmon say he didn't like the bird boss in Elden Ring and said it was as one of the worst bosses ever about as bad as Artorias, who i consider to be the best boss in dark souls 1, so i had to come see how this went for him.
It is possible to make a build that can comfortably power through the boss the way Asmon wanted to with an ultra great weapon and R2s but his build wasnt minmaxxed enough for that here.
Also i was waiting nearly 4 hours for Asmon to send the elevator up after using it so he wouldnt have to wait for it each time, oh well.
He never figure out mimics do still drop items
Throughout all of this, he complains about his “jitters” and not focusing but in 3 hours he goes through like 5 cokes. I can only imagine what the rest of his diet is like. DS is a game that allows you to fix the difficulty yourself. Should have gone to Anor Londo and gotten stronger. And for someone that says they can’t keep a thought together and are “scatter brained” he sure is focused on “killing the boss”. Got throughout most the game out of brute force and hit that Artorias wall REALLY hard.
People are stupid, and they are never satisfied, if you kill the boss too fast you’re level is too high, if you need a few tries you suck, if you go for the hit and die ur greedy if you don’t go for the hit ur dumb, if you beat the whole game then the game itself becomes “not that hard bro”. But seriously though git gud.
Mcconell told him where to get the Zweihander so why is he using it?
Don’t think I didn’t notice someone in chat saying, “Come on grab your friends.”
You see every stage of the grieving process in this vod
basically the whole video he is fighting artorias
The end bit with the garbage can is pure, 24k GOLD
mccuck makes the stream better tbh
mccool is the best part of the stream!
@@FieldMarshall3 But Mcconnell loves Billy :(
And chat is the worst like "teacher I know something".
@@lordofchaosinc.261 "TRUE"
@@josephwuttunee5128 To be fair, Asmon constantly looks for advice, gets it, then tells chat to stfu and stop giving advice. At one point during this stream he literally asks a question, gets an answer, then threatens to ban people. He either should take advice, or ignore it completely. He obviously takes advice, so when he starts berating chat for giving advice literally three seconds after asking for it, it makes him look like a bigger dumbass. Asking for help and then shitting on chat honestly made me wish that chat just literally full stopped on advice and let him suffer more, but people were getting sick of watching him not learn shit for 3 hours and were yelling tips at him for him to just get this trainwreck over with, something he should be fine with because he takes advice all the time, unless hes salty of course, in which case he tells you to shut the fuck up, then reads chat anyway like a pleb.
Asks why he's getting hit on the slam. Chat tries to tell him. "can we time these people out who are trying to give advice"
....... Make your mind up dude 😂
ooohy I know I’m a year late, but I think it’s more of a rhetorical question. I do shit like that all the time even if I’m like “don’t tell me how to play”, I’ll still say shit like “where is this?” or “what am I doing wrong?!”
@thizlam4810 dude you aren't a streamer. Asking rhetorical questions on stream with thousands of viewers will obviously get you answers
35:05 "grabs popcorn"
Thanx dood
Not sure why I keep comin back to these videos but keep up the good work!
One of his favorite habits STILL: to not spend his souls after he gets a shitload and either lose them or nearly lose them. It’s like he still has no grasp that the number at the bottom right of the screen has any significance.
Artorias is definitely the boss that makes out of you a master of dodging. But Manus, you need to be a god of dodging and reflexes to beat him.
I think Kalameet is much harder personally
Manus and kalameet are joke bosses artorius is the only challenging one
I find artorias easy with kalameet and manus hard
Artorias is ez after you fight gael
Depends on ur playstyle
Artorias breaks a man
The hallowing of asmongold....it took him 60 tries
Artorias is such a good boss
he's playing reasonably good, compare this to first 10 hours, his skills have come a long way. Keep in mind he's doing a dlc boss with a +10 weapon and a few points was
ted in resistance / dex. When i faught this boss, i could flat out trade hits and chug and come out on top lol.
Clinton Vella What is wrong with dex? It makes my dmg higher.
@@JamalFreeman with the weapon he was using, Dex has less scaling compared to investments into strength.
Frank P. Yeah. At first I thought the OP was saying dex in general was bad, but I get what he meant now.
unknowning unknown Lmao you’re joking, right? 😂
watching asmon play this game is like watching a toddler try to speak for the first time
Toddlers actually learn tho
Asmon seriously, you tell chat not to give advice. Yet you keep asking questions that literally provoke a response, and then you ban them for responding with an answer you consider advice. Come on dude. And btw, all those times you died and wondered why you were getting hit. It is because you rolled too late or too early, not because of lag. Also there are plenty of times where you try and attempt a second attack only to die that makes no sense either.
Hope he sees this bro
35:10 #1 Great K***ht
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57:27 #10 Solid attempt until it wasn't
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3:21:44 #60 Chat is full of spam, distracting?
3:24:13 The K***ht has fallen!
1:23:54 "I'm not gonna use tree c*m to kill the knight. F*ck you for even saying that."
1:26:49 "f*cking up!" He's right!
1:48:08 Ha, get f*cked. 🤣
1:49:49 Not the attempt 😂
2:41:18 That counter damage was nasty
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38:08 I wonder how long it will take to break this calm of his xD
41:55 God I love when someone who spent the whole game spamming a Zweihander starts to get pancaked as well
53:20 HEY! Wtf the video got cut?
53:45 The way how his epic music suddently gets overshadowed by Artoria's theme is poetic.
58:55 Underated comment by @converex "Then take off your zweihander as well, since it was not you who found it" 🤣🤣🤣, dude was about to rage quit when Mconnel felt pity and told him what chat said.
1:22:52 It is as simple as it can get: If you have time to complete a strong attack, then you DEFINITELY has time to heal.
1:53:18 If the stream haven't cut somewhere, I'm coutning 27...It had to be Artorias to Smash O&S high score.
2:16:05 This is what makes me so mad, this dude is unrecoverable, he just refuse to learn. He was starting to play smart, the moment he got his weapon a little more damage, he degenarated to the caveman he was 2hours ago and begun spamming attacks trying to beat the boss in a DPS race. Give him a little more damage, a way to stagger his enemies, this dude will forgot which key does the rolling...
Edit: 60 deaths
what was his Zweihander up to? +5? +10? It looked like it was doing decent enough damage
I know this is late but it was +10 during the fight
That was a painful 3 hours
He may have defeated the boss but the boss proved his iq is -200
I bet none of the guys who said DS2 is bad ever played it and just went with what others think
Eemeli Virkkala Compared to the others in the soulsborne saga, it sucks. But it's a decent game on its own
I played it on release. It's a good game, but a bad Soul's game. Very Linear. What made Dark Souls so good was the interconnecting world. DS2 was just, Go this way, Fight a boss, go back. go a different way, fight a boss, go back. And the area's you get to went to didn't correlate with the area you were just in, it didn't make much sense half the time. Also, The parry system in 2 was pretty awful as well. The only thing that really made up for that game was the DLC because it was one of the best DLC's I've ever played.
This is coming from a guy who smashed so many hours into DS2, and completed a no bonfire run as well :-P
its a pretty good game to me, i beat it and new game +, the only problem i found with it is gimmicky boss fights,but its bound to have gimmick boss fights when it has 41 bosses in total
@John Smitty also,no it is not better thatn 3,i beat both and i can confirm
John Smitty The only thing that DS2 has better than 3 is the PvP system, because the PvE and world design is lackluster.
The ammount of times that he has like 1 hp and decides to try to atack the boss instead of healing is criming
3:21:45 The successful Artorias fight
"Shields are for bitches"
Uses shield to block spells 1 hour later
It's incredible how little about the game his chat knows, while so loudly backseating. The Zweihander R2 and running R1 while two-handed creates a ground shockwave that guaranteed staggers anything that can be staggered, if it lands close to their primary hitboxes. Because some of his R2s are off-center or glancing, and because he's a noob at this point, it doesn't register which part of the attack is resulting in the stagger, and therefore he never grasps how overpowered the attack is. Chat also fails to describe any of this at any point in their backseat spam. Asmon still managed to get it done through perseverance and grit.
Sad to see that the reaction he has to Finally overcome the challenge is "im glad its over"
This is one of the greatest streams of all time