Google Translate Sings: Eminem (PARODY)
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Edit: First reply :0
Please translate songs from six the musical
I’ve been hoping you would do this idea for this idea for so long! It turned out awesome!
Hello
Hello
“He opened his mouth, but didn’t speak. He was tired, so everyone laughed. Time passes, time passes.”
Sounds pretty much like doing a school presentation
True...
Pretty accurate
this whole video sounded like some very obscure school presentation… "I love laziness so everything is fine"
Omg true 😂
Almost worked as a translation except B Rabbit wasn’t tired and didn’t have all the time he needed.
“Honey, thank you for your help, idiot” is a good way to respond to politicians doing pretty much anything.
Exactly!
1000th like
True
@@BroUA-camRuinedMyUsername bro what the hell your name lmao
@@fedcab4360
yes
"You saved my life, I hate you. I want to stay."
When the villain is turning into a tsundere hero
I hate how coherent of a story it tells
Vegeta in a nutshell
@@Nani-lc7ci LMAO
“I will leave you wherever you go, never come back!”
Everything still 100% sounds like a song he would write. Love it
Love your haikyuu pfp
Fun fact:they actually just asked eminem to write the lyrics and then sung them
Love your pfp, and our names are almost the same ☺👌🏻
@@little_blackwinged_crow181 Thank you. And they really are
If malinda still made videos she should do loser by beck
All the words and phrases sound like something composed by Google translate lol
I like how "his palms are sweaty" turned into "my cat is sweating"
Cat sweat from their paws, so... not far off?
@@MoonyRabbit well, i learned something new now
It also translated to my mom is sweating lol
@@DokiGacha zzzmnnn dz nbnnxyyyd
@@aminedirklingemann9091 wut
“She is sweating, her mother is sweating”
“All of them were strong”
Well now we know where that sweat came from
Lol yes the cat was also sweating 😂
why does that kinda rhyme lol
Lol
How did I not think of that
@@flipandtwist2944 shane dawson be like
Conclusion:
Don't smoke, kids.
Like seriously don't.
And don’t do drugs
@@aster2157 yeah, this one too
...can I still eat though? Because it seemed like it was an either/or...
At least it is a good message until he got so drunk be did not know who saved his life.
Don’t drink kids. Don’t. Thanks Klaudia for that one.
Dont worry i wont
"Now I know that my mother is older than me" Ah yes, I surely have a mom that is much younger than me
Time travel is such a nuisance.
Well technically your stepmom could be younger than you. It would be a weird but possible.
I'm 34, my Mom just turned 21
for the 41st time.
Your stepmother can be younger than you
@AADYA PANDEY You do the math.
"Bongo!"
"This is not my name."
"Soup?"
"This is not my name."
"Al?"
"It is my name."
this is my favorite part
Same here hahhaha
P R A I S E D A R K S H A D O W S
Random fact: when my sister was born I desperately wanted to call her soup...
praise dark shadows
Ah yes my name is soup
"You feel sleepy because you know it's time for your body to go home" - an interesting lyric, actually!
Kind of dark considering "home" often refers to heaven.
@@floyd2386 Well... That's one way to read it. I'd have interpreted it as going home literally since he's obviously very drunk and annoying everyone at the party.
@@darthplagueis13 People like that never know when it's time to go home.
@@floyd2386 I thought it often referred to where you live 🤔
@@DokiGacha Well yeah, but as with most things, home has multiple meanings. Bone Thugs for example call Heaven Home.
When your arch nemesis saves your life:
“You saved my life”
“I hate you”
150k words, enemies-to-lovers, slow burn
I read this as alternate dialogue to the "I SAVED YOUR LIFE"/"You ruined my death" scene in The Incredibles.
aka my homicidal mom who constantly beat me and tried to kill me saving child version of me who was suicidal trying to kill myself. Don't worry I survived and now we are no-contact. She is my arch nemesis. Like a Dalek and I am The Doctor.
@@lemurlover7975 👁👄👁 w-what
Draco and Harry.
Anyone who is within the arts would know how real of a line “the more she wants to be an artist, the more pain she feels” is. 😂
yeap
Hekin' big mood.
I can confirm as an artist
I love your pfp did you draw it
@@Usernamee619 why yes I did, thank you
"My cat is sweating"
"She is sweating"
"Her mother is sweating"
EVERYONE IS SWEATING!
Yeah, it was 90 degrees today
you’re just like your mother….. and your cat
Cats do not sweat.
What he saw was the people were very strong
Well that explains it
Dr. Sues
"If you have a landlord, please do not give up. Hold the gun, do not forget the location. There is always an opportunity in life."
Oh, so he's suggesting a plot to end the landlords tyranny...
yup sounds like some of the landlords I have known. they raped me and/or supported my mom with human trafficking me as a child.
@@lemurlover7975 That's terrible! Are you okay?
@@lemurlover7975 omg what??? were there any legal repercussions for them and your mom for what they did to you? I hope you're okay now
@@lemurlover7975 HOLY SH... HOW IS YOUR COMMENT SO CASUAL THAT'S REALLY BAD
@@lemurlover7975 is that supposed to be a joke or is it real? 😳
"The bandage is attached to the package."
Yes, that's the aftermath of getting your nuts stapled to a stack of paper.
That’s even worse!
“I love laziness so everything is fine”
So I’m not the onlyone
Welcome to the club, here's a shirt, some cupcakes, and a bed.
If only she would give up smoking and remember to eat and go ahead and sweat and become strong and stop praising the dark shadows and stop liking lies then her life will improve. But she needs Jesus' help with this.
“He opened it and said, *monkeys were coming”*
That clip will never gat old 🤣
it's the Wicked Witch of the West ... doo doo doo doo doo doo ... flying monkey song
Bloons games!
@@ARandomSpace Is there any way to play them now that Flash is gone?
@@ARandomSpace reverse btd
Now we have monkeypox. He was trying to warn us!
What's bad is that all of these make up stories that are just WAY too coherent.
And that's funny.
But is it easy to edit? No!
*made-up
*too
@@mousermind nope. "Make up" is correct. Or fine, I should say.
"He was tired, so everyone laughed."
This was what we were doing before lockdown. Now we just try and get by
"Now I have a knife in my neck here
I can't really breathe but I'll try my best."
Yeah it probably is difficult to breathe with a knife in your neck XD
Edit: realising now I said kneck not neck lol
Shell
What if they are successful?
God's property
So you have everything you need.
Do you have enough money? must eat
I do not smoke.
My mother is a mistress, my mother is a mistress, she stole my mouth.
He and his father loved each other very much.
Polish and Forget
In a world of influence
He opened his mouth without saying anything.
Everyone laughed and worked hard. Take care of your health as always
What did you translate
Also yeah how did a knife get into your neck
@@VioletNKisHere This sounds like Lose Yourself, I can see the first lines of it becoming the ones here
Kneck
Why is no one talking about the "My English teacher wanted to laugh at me in highschool. Hello! I am 35 years old" quote? 😂 I literally laughed until I started coughing
Yeah that was pretty funny 🤣
I had nightmares about being in high school until I was in my 50s. So that didn’t sound so strange to me.
Wait I liked this at the same time as somebody else because when I pressed it went from 67 to 69...
69...
@@josiahtaylor7967 Nice 👌
@@luxtobeyou It's back on 68 now lol
"I love laziness"
I feel more than a little called out
"and this is fine"
"I woke up crying! ...that sounds bad.."
"The more she wants to be an artist the more she hates it" *shows a picture of Pam* that made me laugh out loud more than it should've
I didn't get that reference...
who is she?
I didn't get it either
@@bitkarek she's a character on the Office
Joe, Al and Louis Lanman should start a band. They can call it "mustard, dark shadows and the forgotten ball"
or the scrapman
Who's Joe?
@@Trapfucker The guy that threw a ball and forgot about it...
The music starts and when everybody starts to dance they say: "I will not tolerate such a party" and then grab a baseball bat.
It would never work
I think It would be called LOUIS LANMAN THE REAL MAN
and others
"Now I know that my mother is older than me" Well done, good deductive reasoning.
A woman could have an embryo implanted in her that was conceived before she was
"Son,
The truth is... I *am* older than you.
Love,
mom"
Now I know that my mother is older than me!
Good on Google Translate for helping that poor man get his life together. Glad to see he’s doing so much better now!
all of this happened in a lab
Eminem: "My name is"
Google Translate: "This is not my name."
You had one job 😂
“The more she wants to be an artist, the more she hates it” Mood, seriously
"He fails. He knows everything."
*well that was fast*
Maybe he had the false cheat sheet.
He learned from his mistakes
@@soniaagp I had completely forgotten about my comment on this video (this video entirely)
But hey, my comment is not a cringe one from months ago, luckily. I see, uh, way too many of those, and I still remember one that I can't find and delete.
@@thewriter3727 Oh :/
1:27 "if you have a landlord, please do not give up" very relevant
Fсk landlords
Hold the gun is also relevant
@@monke7919 Do not forget the location
Lost it at the end with Tom waving around the bottles of mustard in the background. This is art.
"This is crazy because it works so well"
Yeah dude, I was thinking the same
“Praise, the dark shadows”
Zed in a nutshell 😂
My favorite part of the song lol
Guess who’s back, back again. TT is back, tell a friend.
What is even TT from kittisaurus even doing here ???
@@bibule Hello. I’m also subscribed to Kittisaurus.
@@bibule they meant Twisted Translations
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"I'm sorry I'm drunk" ah, that explains everything!
Yeah, a lot of GT’s work mentions booze.
Bongo!
This is not my name.
Soup?
This is not my name.
Al?
It is my name.
When you're trying to remember a person you've met before but don't wanna ask their name again.
Imagine someone's actual name was called soup😀
@@graceysladea7950 Lol
me when im picked on at school: "he opened his mouth, but didnt speak" "i just sat there and looked back"
"Now i know that my mother is older than me" What a great recognition!
I never would have known my mom was older then me XD
Your stepmother can be younger than you
2:06
3:16 google translate 2021 "the more she wants to be an artist, the more pain she feels"
literally the deepest thing i have heard... so far😎😋😉🤣
Yeah it actually does ngl(⊙_◎)
Somehow the lyrics is much more coherent than usual.
makes sense, they’re drunk… on a side note though, we need a google translated piano man
oh my god, I found you again
It was nine o'clock on Saturday
The usual press weight
Is an old man sitting next to me?
You love tonic and jeans
BTW, Google Translate has a field day with the part about the waitress practicing politics as the businessman slowly gets stoned. The second part is interpreted in the biblical sense, rather than the colloquial.
It would probably turn into Keyboard Person or music gentlemen
“The bandage is on the package” lyrical genius, Google translate
it still kind of rhymes though…
@@koolkitty108 yeah it does
This is awesome lyrics
@@SuperTailsMiles yeah
So according to Google Translate, we need to hold our landlords hostage. That's one way to get out of paying rent.
Isn't that what the eviction ban essentially is?
"I love laziness so everything is fine." Needs to be my senior quote.
I would like you to sing an anime opening (I don't care which one). Just translating a song from japanese to english through Google translate would be chaotic, now multiply the effect by different languages. XD
She should I wish she had a request box for us to give her suggestions
Huh, now I really wonder how Cha-La Head Cha-La would be here, since it is a chaos of lyrics in Japanese itself xD
She did Pokémon already
"You feel sleepy because you know, it's time for your body to go home."
That would be me during a party.
I will not tolerate such a party
I love how it was so ridiculous yet still could've been an actual song
I would honestly add a full version of “Love the Way You Lie” to my music library. That was awesome, you both crushed it.
I second this!
The thing that makes these videos so amazing is they deliver all the lyrics like they're not complete nonsense 🤣
"If you have a landlord, please do not give up" is truly inspiring.
My roomie is currently having a legal battle with an ex-landlord. I think they will feel like this speaks to their soul.
"Al?"
"It is my name. 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬"
If this isn't Alastor from Hazbin Hotel I dunno who it is
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! SOMEBODY should make a Hazbin Hotel crack and put this line in!
Ok that's fits ngl👍
It's Alucard
I was hoping someone thought of that too
It suits really well
So: Al wants to be the mayor
He doesn’t want you to do drugs
He brings mustard
And he praises dark shadows anytime someone finally gets his name right.
I thought his name was Soup?
@@suzannedoolittle2987 Isn't it bongo?
"He knew that he was a smoker so he quit" *Smoking rates drops down to 0*
I wish the smoking rate would drop to zero. I can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke.🤢🚫🚬🚭
"is it easy to edit? NO"
i felt that on a personal level
Honestly... despite the translated Lyrics weren't that close to the original ones... if you take most of the translated lyrics as a stand-alone I feel in comparison to many other Google Translate covers, this one dropped many things that actually could make a real song, that kinda makes sense.
I am moderately impressed haha. :D
Same
You guys should translate “Numa Numa”. That would be epic!
I would love that too! Or believer by imagine dragons!
I'd like to see less popular songs, specifically from gaming. I'd love to see, say, the Fallen Kingdom series translated, that'd be weird since Fallen Kingdom is a parody and Malinda would parody a parody.
1:14 awh, good for Joe! so proud of him ^^
"i can't really breathe but I will do my best"
Relatable
My mood is Tom looking so confused throughout this video
Tom posing in the back with musturd just got me
"I love laziness so everything is fine"
Me, after not doing my history and chemistry investigations and pushing my physics essay by one more week. Or maybe two more weeks.
3:49 - Scripted or not, that was a genuine Lol moment.
Didn't notice, but it's funnier that "Louis Lanman" (or is it "Al") dropped the bat!
I noticed it as well, I was dying xD
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions His Name ist Al Louis Lanman
The best thing about this is that the lyrics of Google Translate can pass by an actual Eminem song lol
This is literally English Lit teachers finding the double meaning behind poetry 😂
Welp, Joe's a chill dude, takes things in strude.
“Monkeys were coming” XD
EEK OOK CHEE!
Run
Bloons games..
Honestly, this is the most coherent story Google translate has created in awhile.
"When it goes wrong it'll be awesome"
I love the positivity
I want it on my wall
Well, if you are wrong, you are cool!
New GTS characters: Bongo, Al the 35 year old, Soup, Louis Lanman the man, and Joe
This was awesome!
Some other songs I'd love to see translated are:
"Carry On Wayward Son" - Kansas
"Piano Man" - Billy Joel
Oh, yeah! Those are great choices!
I saw this and the first thought my head saids, genuinely: "... how... no... neither of them can rap, this will end well."
2:33 I was like 'aww no Malinda all video???' but finally she shows up. and all is well with the world :D
How about a translation of The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Dammit, Janet!
Mark Good
Yes, is it a kennel?
I have to say something
I love you
When other girls are invited to the pool
High river, but still in Sonda
Marcos had to plan our first future.
Do not look for Huntersville
I'm not saying anything
Marcus can happen, I love you.
He ate the second meal.
Cornelius, fire in my mind, his light
If you're a fool, this is the brand.
Now I have to say one thing:
Marcus can happen, I love you.
So the ring is not a clown!
Love cannot evolve into three.
If it gets better
There are so many things and I love you.
Marcus Monroe more than blood?
I'm glad he likes Brad.
Your mother knows you know the father of blood.
I'm not saying anything
Brad and I love you
brother
Print!
Apologize
Markus!
Straight
I love you too
But.
Mark followed him.
Huntsville is looking for your scientific report.
Marcos asked.
What is an event
Marcus can happen, I love you.
Marcus Focuscus
I'm really crazy
Marcus Focuscus
I love you!
Sweet Transvestite
How are you; Learn how to find your true artist.
He is angry even when he knocks on the door.
I think it is beautiful
Do not be angry with him
Do not return the cover.
I'm not sure
But I like to take pictures at night.
I want to reinvest in Tran California.
So, I have to say, everything is fine.
Both parts are new.
If you want poor eyesight
You can design the old Steve Peles.
Glad the house was a surprise. You can use your phone.
affected
Tell me where to return to the car.
I do not want to worry
Why stay flat?
O quiet Messiah
Everyone stayed last night.
I discovered that I was a demon.
I'm a beautiful painter from California.
Do you want to sleep at night or eat something?
I can say what I really want.
I made an egg with brown hair.
no pressure
I'm a beautiful painter from California.
Then go to the lab and select the box
You see the shake ... P!
But you do not like it.
This is what I want to solve the problem and not the brand.
Hot Patootie
What do I do on Sunday night?
What should I wear
It's like the light of the world
I have nothing to do with my life, I'm talking about God ...
Even if he ate chicken, I would go
Listen to music on the radio
A beautiful saxophonist from Palcoco.
You're fine, you're in the back seat.
In the true love of this stone everything is hot.
He bowed his head
Sam gave him the camel bag in the air
I want to get rid of pink lipstick
He said exactly the same thing to my ear today.
Stir in a little olive oil,
Buddy Holly sang her last song.
Try to convince yourself and your daughter.
That was a very happy question.
In the true love of this stone everything is hot.
As a not native speaker who has problems with fast spoken English or rap: It nearly sounds the same to me
Where are you from?
@@lenatraceroxton1363 I'm from Germany:)
@@malkulaas6380 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm a native English speaker and most of the time I can't even decipher fast rap lyrics
@@thebasicgamer4716 Sometimes I can't decipher normal songs with lyrics without knowing the lyrics. Nowadays I usually listen to songs wihout lyrics. Your struggle is quite common... anyway, I am Louis Lanman, the real man!
“I’m sorry, I’m drunk”
Everyone during prohibition be like
This was nice. Personally, I would have liked to have seen a Twisted translation for each song. But for a medley it turned out nice.
'The Monkeys are Coming...'
Guybrush Threepwood 2021.
Literally busted out in laughter at "praise dark shadows"
I can't breathe I can't stop laughing, this is perfection 🤣
Same 🤣
Now, now, Malinda talked about this.
@@fezenclop Lol! True I remember that video, I'm still alive if that helps lol
Once my senile neighbor walked into my apartment one morning when me and my boyfriend was sleeping and I have never been so scared. Since then I made sure to always look the door so I never have to wake up when a woman arrives suddenly again........
What are you even talking
What does this have to do with the video again?
@@autumnlove1303 a woman arrives suddenly is in the lyrics 😅😂😂
"You saved me, I hate you."
Snape is that you?
0:28 when yo homie has a date with someone called onina
"Bongo!"
"This is not my name."
"Soup?"
"This is not my name."
"Al?"
"It is my name!"
*"PRAISE DARK SHADOWS"*
me: hey, are my hands are ok? dermatologist: your hands are heaven
I do think that Google Translate mood on the "I Love The Way You Lie" is like an individual with a lot of responsibilities and just ignore all of them, such a mood. XD
"He is now leaving music. If you have a landlord, please do not give up."
"Hold the gun, don't forget the location, there is an opportunity in life!"
Jeez! So what I'm getting is Eminem leaves music, loses money to a point where he rents an apartment to which he hates his landlord so much he threatens to shoot them.
That's a dark alternate timeline.
It gets worse: now he has a knife in his kneck here.
@@romanobritishhamster7912 But then someone saved his Life, the problem is he hates them.
@@boniour3883 Wich is probably the reason why he got drunk and threatend someone with a baseball bat
@@romanobritishhamster7912 He didn't tolerate this party but then he realised that man was a fellow Scrapman fan so they held hands.
"is it easy to edit?"
"no!"
"not for me because I use Filmora"
The translated song: "PRAISE DARK SHADOWS"
Me, who just finished watching bnha a few weeks ago: daRK SHADOW???? TOKOYAMI IS THAT YOU?!?!?
same dude same
@@narwhalwithaknife9465 high five dude Tokoyami is so underrated
Thought of shadow the hedgehog first
@@dragonlover4648 to be honest i think his quirk is one of the strongest and you get a friend with it (dark shadow would be an awesome friend)
@@narwhalwithaknife9465 Oh, definitely. To all of that. And the user doesn't have to go through all that training for a powerhouse Quirk like One for All, and I don't think their are much in the way of 'limits' like some/most quirks have.
Tokoyami is my favorite characters on the show, in case you can't tell X'D
"I can't really breathe but I will do my best"
Me in P.E. class
The delivery cup sounds like stereotypical future nonsense like pork pills
“Clothes will be delivered to your door in cups”
"wake up when a woman arrives suddenly"
the most accurate depiction of my alarm failing me and my mom trying to wake me up
tom did an amazing job! he perfectly captured the gts spirit
“You saved my life, I hate you, I want to stay” is my favourite dynamic
Sanders Sides Characters as Quotes From this Video:
“I like lies”= Janus
“I still can’t tell the truth”= Janus
“I know everything”=Logan
“Who is that man?”= Thomas when a Dark Side appears
YES
the fact that i looked for this comment after the “i like lies” part lmao
Patton, is that you?!
3:04 me trying to socialize
"Bongo?
This is not my name
Soup?
This is not my name
Al?
It is my name
P R A I S E D A R K S H A D O W S"
The best part, had to replay it few times and laughed every time xD
Ikr? I love that part.
This is just what I hear any rap song.
1:36 DUDE, get his freaking name right!!!!
Edit: if you call him Soup or Bongo, again he'll probably throw you to the dark shadows.
Ok soup
@@Usernamee619 (watches in horror as he stops his regular afternoon jogging in the menu room and casts you to the dark shadows)
Ok Bongo.
@@TheywolfKori yells at him: FREINDS
@@Usernamee619 Lol