The WERD: Screw Unto Others
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- Опубліковано 20 бер 2017
- Donald Trump's new budget proposal slashes funds for the arts, humanities, and Meals on Wheels. In fact, it's so vile that Stephen's identical twin cousin returned to praise it.
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"What kind of heartless monster..."
"Did someone say fiscal conservative?"
Lol
"... can you tell me how to get..how to get to Sesame Street!....you can't, its gone."
Hahahaha
tbrogoit02 Don't tell president 💩 how to get to Sesame Street...he'll bulldoze it and build a failing casino!
Casinos...if 💩 has any left, send Count Von Count to the blackjack tables. He'll bankrupt 💩 and get PBS a few years of funding at the same time!
Chunkboi l
As a mom who saw my child love that show, somehow laughing isn't possible. Crying, yes.
Probably one of the best lines Stephen has ad-libed
How exactly does Stephen turn into Stephen so quickly?
Through the power of... EDITING!!
Magic.
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Some say - there’s a phone booth in the back... 😆
@@williamcarter5026 /r/whooooosh
I'm sure that single mother of 2 is much happier that her tax dollars are going to the military instead of feeding poor kids. It's truly the more compassionate choice.
Indeed.
I don't understand, do you think single mothers can't have twins? Do you think families with two kids can't have the father die?
seth you are so on point. it's funny how they brought single mother with 2 kids into this argument, it's like arguing for the sake of arguing
"But apples grow on trees, so it's more compassionate" - Trump's office trying to digest the shit Trump has taken
Slava Botcharnikov dude. You’re thinking ISIS. ISIS does not include all muslims. It’s like how the KKK does not include all catholics, or not all of America support Trump
I find it weird when people who supported Trump, complain about getting screwed over. How do you complain when he said he would do things such as this, while campaigning?
I never hear a Trump supporter complain about getting screwed over. I just hear "libtards", "fakenews", and other ways of saying "lalala Trump is perfect and I can't hear anything else about him lalala".
alreid09 loads of them actually thought he'd get them jobs. They trusted him. I don't blame the ones who see he's not that great now. They're complaining now. It's the idiots who still defend him that worry me
thee maxx A lot of people are complaining about "Meals on Wheels" possibly getting cut. Especially older people who voted for Trump.
Lindy T I understand where you are coming from, but they are so blinded by ignorance and lack a lot of vision. Although we should all learn empathy, they probably feel as though the world said "screw you guys" and left them behind. I disagree with the hypocrisy, but I feel as though they can't make sense of life anymore. So Trump speaking on their level was their version of "jesus" coming to save them from the bad people in the world.
Lindy T You have a valid point and in my opinion, the best way to handle that is having individuals choose where their tax dollars go, instead of elected representatives. I personally do not care about having a border wall, and do not fear immigration. I am from NYC and it makes no sense how there are places that fear terrorism or immigration more than here. My money shouldn't be going into any aspect of that wall, period. If you want to impact immigration be as strict and irritating as the security at JFK.
he's really embracing the whole colbert report reboot vibe
I can't believe how sharp Stephen keeps being. No matter how bad my day is, this guy makes me laugh *every day*. I'm extremely impressed!
Ronald Grump has tried to put up Grump Tower twice on Sesame Street
Piplup J For Real?
RenegadeGamer Sure did, you can read about it here: www.google.co.uk/amp/mashable.com/2017/03/20/sesame-street-trolling-donald-trump.amp
Piplup J (Applauds Loudly)
@Piplup: there was an article in WaPo about Trump having a personal grudge against Sesame Street for that. Even though Sesame Street is on HBO now, he was going to shut down PBS to punish them for it. Are we becoming North Korea now?
OMG I did not know that. I watched it and it was funny af. lol Trump is such a bitter bitch, a loser, and a coward
heartless monster=fiscal conservative 😂😂😂 I'm dying
you got to be some kind of cruel to cut food for kids and old people
Fuck'em, probably libtards anyway if they're poor.
+Dylan You realise of course that you were a kid and will eventually be an old person?
I wish it were so simple.
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The fairest method is to measure the debt incurred by Obama's specific policies. The Congressional Budget Office does this for every program. The CBO found that the largest contributor to the debt was the Obama tax cuts, which were an extension of the Bush tax cuts. They added $858 billion to the debt in 2011 and 2012.
The next largest was the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. It added $787 billion between 2009 and 2012. It cut taxes, extended unemployment benefits, and funded job-creating public works projects.
Like the Obama tax cuts, the ARRA was an attempt to stimulate the economy after the 2008 financial crisis
Obama increased military spending to an average of $800 billion a year. In fact, his security budget request of $895 billion in FY 2011 set a new record. In FY 2013, he requested $851 billion. That happened even though he withdrew troops from Iraq in 2012 and eliminated the threat from Osama bin Laden in 2011. Obama spent $857 billion in contingency funds during his administration. That was more than the $850 billion Bush devoted to the War on Terror.
What about the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act? It didn't add anything to the debt in Obama's first term. That's because most of its costs began in 2014. That's when it set up health insurance exchanges and extended coverage to more low-income people. In fact, tax increases offset costs to the tune of $104 billion between 2010 and 2019.
www.thebalance.com/national-debt-under-obama-3306293
Why the hell are you showing FACTS?
You are speaking to people who are modern conservatives. Facts do not exist for them. News does not exist for them.
They only accept Alternative Facts and Fake News.
yup. these people are the cruelest, most evil, insidious billionaires on the planet. the corruption is mind boggling.
New rhyme: Dump the Trump
Although, he'd probably prefer a drip instead of a dump...
Andrew Tessman golden showers.
no.
Andrew Tessman yes
Lineage2MediaCom nyez
My neighbor took down his massive Trump sign.
man I miss Stephen Colbert. I mean I like Stephen Colbert but Stephen Colbert is just so entertaining. I kinda wish Stephen Colbert can replace Stephen Colbert so this show can become the late show with Stephen Colbert.
"I think it's fairly compassionate to say 'look we're not going to ask you for any of your hard earned money anymore' ".
Except, that's not what you're doing. You aren't saving people money by cutting these programs, you're diverting funds from those programs in an attempt to fund something else. People will end up paying the exact same amount in taxes, but instead of some of those tax payers having some help supporting their children, or instead of elderly citizens too old to work receiving a simple meal, they just end up getting shafted. All while paying the same amount in taxes.
"Hello, Nation! Be brave, stay wild!"
Colbert carrying Cap's shield is actually really fucking funny. In the comics right now Cap is a Hydra agent - a fucking Nazi.
I do not doubt for a moment that Colbert knows this.
Mattison Smith Intresting take.
When you realize most of this programs are like 0.2% of the budget, so cutting all these programs is basically a dick move.
Even worse, single mom of 2 in Detroit is going to pay for Trump weekend trips to Florida!! But sorry Michigan you voted for this con man!! The chicken has come home to roost baby!!
Well, believe it or not he kept them alive... anyways I am saddened to tell you Obama's days are gone! He spent $10 M per year on his vacations n Trump in 2 months spent $12M... n just today his daughter (who was not elected I believe) wants to move her office to the west wing of the White House... but I don't blame him or his family... he is just an opportunistic parasite! I blame the people who made him president!
Um Duaa don't but that on us here in the D. The folks out in the burbs voted for that crook.
No more healthcare, meal on wheels, PBS kids, lunch programs and the EPA......... America just got sicker, dumber, hungrier and dirtier, so the billionaires can have extra $. Real compassion.
cutting funds from meals on wheels? Those elderly people must be so sick of all this winning!
I like how in every example of lowering taxes, they always use a poor family, when in reality the people who most benefit from tax cuts are the upper class.
Look, if children aren't doing well in school, they have to die, it's a matter of compassion.
Trumpist : 'Trump is unfairly demonized by media! He is actually nice guy!'
Trump : 'Hold my vodka....'
Namida 😂😂😂😂
'James Buchanan is named as the worst president in us history '
Trump: 'girls, hold my vodka... I will show they.. '
Namida I like your choice of the beverage Vodka. Ya know, because his boyfriend is Russian.
+Namida Except Trump's 'drink of choice' is USED vodka from Russian hookers...
yashaleo N Nice! Your comment beat mine, haha! 👍🏻
do your part, call your congressman go to house.gov and call a congressman from your state, tell them to protect kids and the elderly. #callyourcongressman
What happened to America first???
Yeah, Trump got America first. Next he's going for the Russian vote.
He is putting America first! 50% of America's GDP is benefiting from this...
...the 50% that's owned by less than 1% of American people...
Kibar everyone here should check out the Netherlands Second campaign (and then the ones for all the other countries) here! So worth the watch...
Now it's military-industrial complex first.
It's "first" in the same way the 23rd comment is always claiming to be "first".
How can Trump's action be making America great?
He has too drain the swamp first.
John Johnson *to. but it explains your vote
Foreign aid was cut in his budget, so by making other countries worse, America appears to be great by contrast!
You didn't let him finish. He meant to say "great at being a joke".
Jonathan Chamberlain sucks to be them
6:30
OMG, Stephen >w< you almost made me spit out my cereal at the "Very Rare" joke, lol!
It's back again ! .. why was it gone for a while, I wonder
Anyway; great work, Colbert.
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Saw "The WERD" and I was so excited...couldn't click fast enough! lol
He can't use the actual Colbert character because the rights to that are owned by Viacom (one of the many ways in which intellectual property laws are fucked in this country), so he has to get around that by having a character that's effectively the same but still technically different.
Did anyone else actually go to the "House.gov" website or am I just a false hope pleb?
M3rcenaryPizza You're a false hope pleb.
Knew it.
I did (random dude from Bosnia)
I tried, even writing my representative, but it wouldn't let me send it, it said "could not verify human test" and I don't know if it did that because of my name and my address.
So... the few things I don't mind my taxes going to are getting cut? Great
It is not fair to ask for taxes from a single mom but it is fair to ask them from Trump!
Jon Batiste's commentary and laugh are the best lol
One time for the band playing. spottieottiedopaliscious by Outkast!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I miss the early days when Trump supporters used to bring their arguments here to discredit Colbert and the other late-night show hosts. It was kinda fun reading the furious and defensive exchanges in the comments section but now, almost all of them have boycotted Colbert's videos along with most of the other UA-cam videos. These people now comment on other sites, especially Yahoo articles. If you ever see a Yahoo article on Colbert, go to the comment section - there'll be many negative comments and some of them can exceed a thousand upvotes!
Fuck you and the horse your rode in on. I'm here all day.
Trump's budget is like not buying a free iPhone to try and afford health insurance.
Colbert's character needs to make a comeback!! Make Colbert Great Again!
There is no demonstrable evidence that paying congress helps the citizens. Stop the salaries and perks of all congress.
I wish that we could figure out how to do that
Oh, brav-o, Shaleen!
With all the money that Drumpf wastes going to Florida every weekend, the taxpayers could save enough in a year to cover all the meals on wheels - if bloody Drumpf would pull his head in and stop wasting all that $$ every weekend trying to feel relevant by going Mara Lago lol. Trump is going to waste hundreds of millions by years end if he persists in going to Florida every weekend! Don't Presidents have urgent matters that need addressing on the weekends, or can he just play golf every weekend without a worry!!!
Pretty Pixy the press asked that if there was such a restriction and no money why he wouldn't stop going to Mar-a-lago since he coats 3million every trip, Spicer said he wouldn't because all presidents travel all the time.
But that's insane
Do other presidents spend 4 million a month on travel?
+potaterjim
That's nothing.Trump spend around 10 million on travel in his first month alone. In contrast Obama spend around 12 million a year on travel.
Crowing about protecting single moms while cutting the programs single moms RELY on to feed, supervise and entertain their kids while they're working is the pinnacle of hypocrisy.
Deplorables, *BACK to your BASKETS!*
STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT 2020!!
Now that's really comedy right there.
Why's that? He's been following politics more closely than anyone for well over a decade now. He's intelligent, compassionate, in touch with the people, well-known and well-respected, 100% American, knowledgeable, and a cool and likeable guy all around. Our current POTUS has very few of those traits
Same here. For now, he's the only person I can think of with the charisma, intelligence, and popularity to bring Trump down in 2020.
Dude we're not Italy. We can elect a real estate mogul, but we don't elect a comedian.
Jeremy Galloway no. Stephen for vice. Jon Stewart for president.
How bout "Slashing" the trips down to Florida!!!!!
We couldn't possibly ask the poor coal miner from West Virginia to pay for food programs or clean water, but we will ask them to pay for our new fighter jets.
Haha I immediately noticed the wrist strong bracelet! 😂❤
STEVEN COLBERT FOR 2020!!! WHOS WITH ME?!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The sea lamprey, or as I like to call it, the source of my nightmares before November 2016.
the sesame street "Ronald Grump" parodies are friggin' PRICELESS xD
This was nothing short of golden. Thank you!
long live stephen colbert! XD
Fantastic as always
Bears. Godless Killing Machines since... darn it, I forgot when Colbert first aired the "Threat Down" segment.
Thank you for making me laugh... much needed
We love you Stephen Colbert .
Backstabin' Donald strikes again
just tried calling our state rep for PA, and his mailbox was full. your suggestion to call must have worked!
Single mom of 2 from Detroit? Really? As a Single mom of 2 from Florida, I say take the damn $1.26 from me, no wait better yet, force his wife to live in the White House- that's her JOB. And if he vacations anywhere but Camp David, make him pay for it. He's president, not king. Three $3Million Mar-a-Lame-O golf retreats could pay for Meals on Wheels ($306K) *10 times over.*
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Jesus Christ! This is getting worse by the day!
Praying for you and yours my southern friends!
Stay strong!
SimplyCanadian thank you for your kind words
is nobody going to acknowledge the band playing SpottieOttieDopaliscious?????
in Canada you pay for Meals on wheels. breakfast programs are run through non profit organizations.
My gods he wields Sting and the shield of Captain America! Nothing can stop him!!!
If my taxes were just going to programs that help people, I would not have a problem.
Dark Link Corporations are defined as a persons maybe thats why they gets so much Corp-Welfare.
Reminds me of the COLBERT REPORT
shadman muhtasim Chowdhury no because that guy liked BLT's and this one likes TLB's, they are so different.
actually, due to international copyright law, it's not.
HASEnoncorperated I want to like this twice
Maslow's Heirachy of Needs, Maslow's Heirachy of Needs, Maslow's Heirachy of Needs. Will someone with a Doctorate in Educational Psychology please explain that to this administration?
I just called . Feel really good about that. Good shit Stephan .
Stephen Colbert more like Stephen 'Cold Bear'....lol....i crack myself up...
You are the worst.
What? So glad you "crack" yourself up, I found your comment rather stupid and not in the least amusing nor clever.
I hate myself for laughing
Spookrockcity get used to what lying, more class warfare , or being heartless.
"Dunbar, not Dun Bear"
I think making the "t" silent at the end of a name should be a fad. We could call Robert Rober, and call Kurt Kur.
And if we make the "t" silent in front of a name, we could call trump rump.
Burr & Ernie
That is as low as anyone can go..take away from the elderly...WOW!!!! DISGUSTING!!!! EVIL!!! AS SHALLOW AS ANY ONE CAN GO!! CASE CLOSED
If you don't want this to pass... get on the phone to your Representatives! House.gov. NOW!!! Children are our future & the elderly are our wisdom. We need both to be a strong nation!
This is him at his best... Talk Show host eh, he's good BUT he is great when he does the old sarcastic satire type character.
WERD *drops mic* *walks off stage*
That was awesome!!!! I'm so proud you are my dad's cousin!
awesome that outkast tune!
I miss the real stephen colbert....
Is it just me or does it feel like he's doing a parody of himself as stephen and not actually himself.
Wow, nostalgia. A return to low-res videos.
9:37- How About A Steaming Bowl Of **** You?
Lmfao!!!😂🤣😂
Love this Guy!!
Cutting education funds are bad for future kids...
Am I crazy, or was the band playing Beyoncé's Flawless? Like from the remix as it leads into Nicki Minaj's rap.
fannarrativeftw I was scrolling to see if anyone noticed. #Beygency is always alert
thats the riff from spottieottiedopalicious. idk if thats the origin tho
Wow is it ever! I never really listened to Outkast, so I didn't know that was where it was from when Beyoncé's Flawless Remix sampled it. Seems to be that's where it came from. Learn something new everyday.
Thanks to both of you for 1) bringing this up, so that 2) someone could answer it, cuz it was driving me crazy. I knew i knew it... Roots? no... Mos Def, maybe? no... whoooo???????!!!!!
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank You! very much you nailed it.
You know shit is about to get real when Stephen pulls out Sting!
If you are living in Southern California, summer is in full swing.
...as it has been since December.
Trumpeters ... Lube up! :)
Well, I know you like it :)
I can't tell whether this show is deliberate misinformation or just stupidity.
"What kind of heartless monster would be against that?"
Blatant virtue signalling with no real arguments. If this program is so overwhelmingly popular, why do we need government to threaten people into funding it? No one's stopping this programs supporters from donating voluntarily. The only people have have a problem with cutting government "welfare" are self-righteous assholes who want to feel like they're helping people without actually having to sacrifice anything.
"We're trying to focus on both the recipients of the money and the people who give us the money in the first place."
He never actually addresses this point. He just draws a tortured analogy.
The major fact that this entire video ignores is that we don't have the money to pay for any of this. All people are doing is running up debt. Eventually, that debt is going to fall to a generation that didn't vote for it or benefit from it. How can you morally justify passing on that bill to future generations? Again, there's nothing compassionate about helping people if you pass the bill to someone else.
If you're going to complain about Trump's budget, don't waste your time with appeals to emotion. This video is trying to claim we should feel bad about these cuts, when in reality the moral thing to do would be to cut even more spending so we don't leave people who haven't even been born yet with a bill they can't pay.
12 year old 4chan kids incoming: "Colbert cant call people cucks, damn normies stealin all our good insults".
Why should Trump not cut the funding for Meals on Wheels?
The money saved can then be spent on him flying down to Florida at the weekends to play golf.
He is showing that he can be responsible with the countries budget. Don't forget he is a wonderful businessman.
What I would like to know is what happens when the summer comes and he flies down to Maralago to the "Winter White House".
Will it become the "Summer White House", or will he simply fly to Scotland to play golf?
Great stuff!
Why such a low quality resolution?
because it just got uploaded. I see 720p now.
MrRichardsREM if I'm not mistaken the quality is low when it was just uploaded
MrRichardsREM it can take up to 40-60 minutes for 1080>
The reactions from the dude on piano are super annoying, someone needs to cut his mic for good.
I can't believe we have to deal with these people... What an embarrassment to humanity.
love that hes holding sting lmao
Black women love this man.
Lyn Holden Who... Stephen Colbert must be👀
I have nothing in the way of a phuck allocated to Jon Baptiste.His laugh is annoyingly high to me💅
Lyn Holden wat?
This white girl is clearly telling black girls what they can and cannot like. Just like when they tell them who they can and cannot vote for.
She's basically telilng you plantation blacks to get back to work.
Dear Baptiste: Say something funny or be quiet!!!!! Thank you.
John Smith he can do whatever the fuck he wants because they allow him to. And sometimes he does say some funny stuff. Most of the time he laughs. That's it. Don't get all emotional over it.
No...he's boring as hell and his laugh is like listening to styrofoam.
John Smith - He's an amazing musician who is not quite comfortable with his role on the show. But I think a lot of it is projected racial tension (note I am not calling people who don't like him racist - I'm saying I see and feel some tension). I, personally, think his music is worth the awkwardness.
I like him. He makes me giggle.
klwint02 Just because he's black and he's not funny it's racist. Seriously ? Give me a break.
2:06 Colbert's gift for physical comedy never fails to amuse me.
I missed you Stephen Colber(t) ...love this!
Sting and Cap's sheild... that's a Super Hobbit. waiting for Stephen's hair to go gold and his eyes to turn green.
this is like seeing your favorite teacher outside of school-- it's really nice to see them, but also fundimentally unsettling because it's not where They Belong
"That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it. My father made that shield."
As a long time nightly watcher of colbert, it still gets me every time he refers to me by name. He knows how big of a fan I am. Adored him since he was just a daily show pundit.
Such a coincidence... I have been listening to that Outkast song on repeat this week, and the band played it! Great tune!
Time for the hero we all needed to come back, The Colbert report! make it a segment of the new show!!
I called all of my state's representatives today to ask them to vote against repealing the Affordable Health Care act, and to also vote against the current budget proposal.
My representative is Steve King. I'd have a more productive afternoon teabagging the oscar tank at the local pet store.
I feel you there. I live in the first District, with Rod Blum, but I still tried anyway. Out of the four, though, King's office was the most rude to me.
Colbert looked like he was gonna fight Steven Obannon on top of his huge pile of gold like Smaug from "The Hobbit" haha