Time stamps! ib : rinavlette 0:00 cat noir wakes you up (even tho we are supposed to sleep) 0:04 SHAKIRA HAS BEEN AKUMTISED 0:06 milady 0:07 kiss 0:08 cat noir makes fun of you! 0:12 bald 0:13 tweez tweez 0:15 cat noir gives you postivity! 0:18 cat noir suddenly goes up 0:20 cat noir gets the thing in your eye 0:22 what the fu- 0:24 miraculous ladybug intro instrumental 0:25 shake shake 0:26 pussy 0:28 awoop jumpsqware 0:29 cat noir gives you bleach eyes! 0:31 weird eye blink 0:33 *speaks in french* 0:34 Cat noir x ladybug ❤ 0:35 cat noirs face is broken because of our lucky charm! 0:37 cat noir became mean 0:39 blush time! 0:41 MEOW 0:43 sings in cat noir 0:44 light clicks 0:45 we have adhd 0:47 illusions 0:48 heart slinky 0:58 claws pls!
@@lofafe j’ai sounds like “zhay” je sounds like “zhe” also nowhere she said dans. Also that wouldnt be proper grammer. J’ai = je + avoir = I have. French grammar actually sucks ass im abt to drop out
These one minute asmrs you have been doing is the light of my life! 😂 I love how it’s funny and relaxing at the same time! Also I’ll take the sharpened toe nails 😂.
I’ve been following you since the French spa asmr video and I kinda miss those kinds of videos. It was iconic, originality and humor but in a non violent relaxing way so that I could sleep. Ofc it’s your channel so your content!
THE WORLD NEEDS A LONGER VERSION OF THIS MASTERPIECE
I AGREE STRONGLY
AGREED
FRR
U ARE SAYING FAX
Fr 😭 😂 💀
“GeT uR aSs uP lAdYBUg,hAwKmOTh hAs aKuMatIzEd sHaKiRA!”
NO STOP,I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING-😭😭
Such great story telling, brought me to tears
such a fitting pfp
“GET YOUR ASSI UP LADYBUG”
No bc I’m dying 😭
HAWKMAWTH HAS AKUMATISED SHAKIRA!
Prrr*cat sounds* my lady *kiss🥑💋🥑*
You CANT SEE BUG O BOO
Fr
fell asleep in seconds. tysm
I'm scared to fall asleep after watching this ☺️
After people watch this they cant wake up anymore ☺️☺️
LMFAO
If you fell asleep, then how did you type this?
@@Looneyyy_Lunar twin telepathy babe🤩😇😜😇
0:13 OMG WTH SO SLAY
All I heard was a fart😂😂😂
CAT NOIR IS SLAYING THIS VIDEO 😍😍😍
BASIL PFP WOOOO
@@Sunnyoreoo HARMONY PFP WOO
HELLO FELLOW OMORI FAN
KEL THO-.
0:23 THAT SERIOUS FACE AND THE " Milday, what the fu-" 😂😂😂😂
0:22
That "shhhhhhhutup" was magnificent
Bro that was so funny I was lmao
0:15 bro lowkey I blushed wtf
OMG I JUST NOTICED
0:40 out of the chaos this is the cutest meow I'VE ever heard 😭😭😍💞
It’s so cute I farted😱😨😍🥹🤓
😭@@Leabjort
@@Leabjort Omg you ok?
@@markmillar8126 yes it was so aesthetic 👹🐱😊😨🦶
@@Leabjortlollll😂😂😂😂
We NEEED a longer version for this 🙏its just so fun and creative, pls Maya make a longer version 🥺💗
WE NEED A LONGER VERSION OF THIS!!!😌😭
IKRRR
Yess
FRRR
I politely agree
Yessss
Time stamps!
ib : rinavlette
0:00 cat noir wakes you up (even tho we are supposed to sleep)
0:04 SHAKIRA HAS BEEN AKUMTISED
0:06 milady
0:07 kiss
0:08 cat noir makes fun of you!
0:12 bald
0:13 tweez tweez
0:15 cat noir gives you postivity!
0:18 cat noir suddenly goes up
0:20 cat noir gets the thing in your eye
0:22 what the fu-
0:24 miraculous ladybug intro instrumental
0:25 shake shake
0:26 pussy
0:28 awoop jumpsqware
0:29 cat noir gives you bleach eyes!
0:31 weird eye blink
0:33 *speaks in french*
0:34 Cat noir x ladybug ❤
0:35 cat noirs face is broken because of our lucky charm!
0:37 cat noir became mean
0:39 blush time!
0:41 MEOW
0:43 sings in cat noir
0:44 light clicks
0:45 we have adhd
0:47 illusions
0:48 heart slinky
0:58 claws pls!
Im pretty sure at the French part she said j'ai chie mon pan Talon and i think it means i what my pants
@@jasminsingh9581je chie dans mon pantalon = i shit my pants
@@lofafe j’ai sounds like “zhay” je sounds like “zhe” also nowhere she said dans. Also that wouldnt be proper grammer. J’ai = je + avoir = I have. French grammar actually sucks ass im abt to drop out
queen you forgot the bubble wrap
@@korihasdied the what?
0:55 It’s giving 2019-2020 mha and danganronpa cosplay tiktok
DANGANRONPA🫶🏻
the fact that chat noir and nagito/makoto have the same voice actor makes this better lmao
@@the_phr0g_lordfr
The absolute chaos of this.. I am obsessed
I love these-
These videos are my "funny friend" side and "comfort/therapy friend" combined.
"SHYUT UP" Love it gonna use that phrase 4 the rest of my life
AT 0:20 WHEN SHE GETS THE THING OUT OF YOUR EYE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Agreed
"M'lady what the fuc-"
@@devonhuffman362eAuH EaUH eAUHhH
"M'Lady, I Am Now A Puꙅꙅꙋ" 0:25
"M'lady wtf?-"
My fave quote
0:31 "je chie mon pantalon" literally means "I'm shitting my pants"
I died of laughter at this moment
Dearly,
a complete stranger
Enfin quelqu'un qui en parle
YESS I'M FREAKING DYING RN
なんてこと、今、私たちはそれについて話しますか?
@@Number1.Perfume.blackfanles seuls français ici 😂
HAHHAH JE MEURRE DE RIRE
The way she said “bUg a bOo”😂😂😂 1:00
I’ve never felt to relaxed before😇😇
“Or my sharpened toenails”😭😭😂💀💀-
0:36 "sHut UP"
0:18 the camera falling💔💔
0:25 HAD ME THERE LMFAO 🤣
✨MiLaDy Im NaIr PuSsY✨
this is the best thing I’ve ever watched
0:06 HAD ME DYING
Prrrr
✨HaWkMotH haS AkHuMatizeD ShaKirA✨
so relaxing🥺🙏
"Or my sharpened toenails"- ✋️😬
i cannot explain with words how much i love your videos!
Pure art.
I luv it so much.
0:41 made me laugh way too hard😂
THIS IS SO FUNNY YET COMFORTING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT
0:01 get your ass up ladybug
real
Real
real
Real
real
0:26 HAD ME ROLLING 😭🤚
It was 0:22 for me lol
0:05 no one:Cat noir cell phone be like😂😂
We need a long ver so much
I literally watched all the episodes of this film because of you and after fell asleep. Thanks!
IM CRYING OUT MY EYES AND ASS 0:09
Oh your special 😂
YES
When I sick or sad (I’m sick today) maya winky always knows how to cheer me up may god bless her❤❤❤
These one minute asmrs you have been doing is the light of my life! 😂 I love how it’s funny and relaxing at the same time! Also I’ll take the sharpened toe nails 😂.
This is so chaotic yet relaxing at the same time😂
WOW the floating around is majestic
I love how at certain parts, it genuinely is ASMR, but then it turns to pure chaos 😭
I have never experienced such pure relaxing astronomy before. So pleasant, 😂😩
I’m like addicted to this vid…
0:20 My favorite part lol 😂
why do i unironically love ur content
now we need the extended version
I fell asleep for 14 hours. Thank you.
i've been crying for the last three hours but after this video i felt better!!! you are so cool ㅠㅠㅠㅠ thanks for your videos :((((
"You can't see that's sucks"
Got me laughing 😂😂😂
0:46 😂 My eye!!!
New sub 💀
I already know what this is, ✨AMAZING AS HELL!✨✨✨✨
Did she just say ‘ j’ai chié mon pantalon’ ? 💀💀💀 0:31
IS MEANS “I SH1T MY PANTS”😭
@@Janeee_000 Yes , I know 🤣
@@emmsnins9571 IM LAUGHING SO MUCH OMFG-😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok… that’s enough ASMR for the day.. 💀
I’ve been following you since the French spa asmr video and I kinda miss those kinds of videos. It was iconic, originality and humor but in a non violent relaxing way so that I could sleep. Ofc it’s your channel so your content!
THIS IS WHY SHE IS THE BEST UA-camRRRR SHES SO FUNNY
you desverse BETTER i wish u hit or get 90M subs
I laugh at every single one of these if I get the chance..and I just giggled-
IDK what is going on, but I love it here.
0:21 had me laughing
True
M'lady wat de fuk-
THE WAY SHE WALKED OUT FARTING AND THE WIG FELL OFF GOT ME DYING!!!!!!!!!💀💀💀❤️❤️
I will never stop watching her idc
“Ah ah ah” truly inspiring 😌
Zoe could never with Maya's cosplay, she devoured 😍
THE LAST LINE- I CANNOT-
" get ur ass up lady bug"" this was so funny lmao
I laughed and fell asleep at the same time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONGGGG😭😭
HELLP I NEED A FULL OF THIS I BEG
This asmr helps me fall asleep every time ❤️
“WoUld 😫 YoU 😀 PerFer 😍 TheSE? 😝 Or ☺️ mY 😩sHarPinEd 🤓 ToE 🥹 NaiLs 😎”
If you think that this was enough, you’re ABSOLUTELY wrong! We need it ALL Cat Noir!! 😤❤️
Fell asleep in 1 second ty!
Therapist : So, what helps you deal with your stress?
Me : UM..
I want a longer version of this too
My lady what the fuc-
Love that part.
“My lady what the fu-“ 😅, that’s something you don’t see ladybug with everyday, especially in the eye 😅
I'm French, and when she said "Je chie dans mon pantalon", it means "I shit in my pants"
Brilliant
i watched this 19 times today 🥳
I don't know what I was expecting...but I wasn't disappointed! Slay 💖
This is the longest one minute I’ve ever had
we need the full version😝😝
0:24 OMG SHE IS SO CUTE-
What she said in French was “ I just sh!t my pants”
"lucky charm!"
"sHuT Up" 💀
“You can’t see baggaboo that sucks” *Farts* Me:umm…💀
0:20
"Milady what da fu-"
GOT ME DYINH LOL AHH
I want a long version of this 😭
Agree lol😂😂
"oR mY sHaRpEnEd ToE-nAiLs???"
Im dying
The Karen wig is giving- 😍
"Or my sharp toenails" had me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂
yet another masterpiece
I can not explain how much I love this
You never failed to make me laugh XD
Bro I love chat noir and this has scarred me😭
BROO
I'm trying my hardest to not cringe😂😂
It's support to cringe..