Bro I love watching how Maya has improved so quickly. Her editing, acting, ideas, costumes, everything has just improved rapidly and her comedy is amazing. She never fails to impress. And the low-budget clipping of greenscreens, stock images and sounds, terrible cut out images and the falling apart of costumes and the way she handles it so gracefully in her comedy skits makes it so much better. Seriously, Maya is so underrated. Keep it up girly 😭💗💗
@@SAYAKA01какие минусы? Ну наверное единственный минус в том, что видео, которое должно вроде как расслаблять или спать укладывать справляется с задачей рассмешить чуть лучше.
!TIMESTAMP! 00:00-00:04 The oncler being summoned 00:04-00:07 giving us a smexy look 00:07-00:11 The legend of the loconax !THE STORY! 00:11-00:20 War flashbacks 00:20-00:44 Telling us how his business was and how smexy you looked with a thneed 00:45-00:50 What a booty ful day! 00:50- 1:00 A true artist making music while having a seizure 1:00-1:02 The lor-ass being a hater 1:03 back to the oncler jamming out the like the queen he is 1:04 - 1:06 JUMPSCARE fnaf glitch 1:07- 1:12 The old kaka apologizing for the glitch because he cant afford a better version since he is poor asf 1:12 -1:29 showing off his smexy new beard cut 1:30 -2:02 Back to the story 2:03-2:12 soundtrack of the month 2:13-2:18 Disappointment 2:19-3:06 The most intense heart warming life changing part of the ragety bitches story (2:41 JUMPSCARE-) 3:07 BURP 3:08-4:07 Back to the story (3:27- 3:29 go off queen) 4:08 BAAA 4:10-4:16 Advertisement 4:46-4:56 The poor Oncler claiming about his cheetohs 4:57-5:05 claiming that the lor-ass killed the fish (YALL BETTER BELIEVE HIM) 5:06- Flashbacks 5:29-5:34 bubbly stinky hot cheetoh diarreha 5:55-6:03 scraping our faces with a comb 6:03-6:06 spraying bleach in our eyes 6:07-6:16 Becomes cursed by the hairy donald trump nut sack 6:17-6:23 family photos 6:23-7:11 TRUFFULA MAKEOVER 7:11-7:14 Sending that orange tic tac to outer space 7:15-7:19 rethinking life desicions) 7:20-7:21 The green bean pole drinking gas to move faster 7:22 -7:37 MAKEOVER 7:38-7:47 Another remix of the century 7:48-7:54 The lor-ass being a hater once again 7:55 - 8:55 HAIR CUT 8:55- 8:58 brushes some blush on our eyes 8:59- 9:04 stuffing our hai- i mean truffula tufts in a bag 9:05-9:09 seeing demons 9:10-9:17 GET SQUASHED BY A SEED THE END Bye pookies enjoy the time stamp while i go take a piss behind a truffula trunk
I RECENTLY DISCOVERED YOUR CHANNEL AND TELL ME WHY YOUR VIDS MAKE ME FALL ASLEEP YET THEY’RE THE MOST CHAOTIC VIDEOS IVE EVER SEEN LIKE WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD BE THIS FUNNYDHDHSHS
OH NOOOO IM GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH YOUR ENTIRE CHANNEL PLEASE I HAVE WORK I CANT
love your channel!
SO REAL IM BINGING IT
Gibi discovering Maya was not on my 2023 bingo card but I'm all here for it
Out of all asmrtists, gibi was one of them that I wasnt expecting to be here lol
GIBI
Sorry I’ve been gone for so long ;( the hat took forever to ship and got delayed. I’M BACK!! I hope you are all doing well, and stayin swaggy 😎🔥
Stay swaggy💪😜
SWAGGY 😮💨😮💨
Drip level: 100+
SWAGGGGYYYY 😞💕
LOVE YOU MAYA
Maya just casually summoned a whole fandom by saying “Hyunjin from stray kids got a thneed”😭💀🙏
lol that's why I'm here 😂
SO I DID HEAR IT CORRECTLY!?
✨gUaRaNtEeD✨🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💅💅💅💅
6:38
“I also love my trees, but some ESTUPIDO, WITH A BIG ASS HAT CHOPPED THEM ALL DOWN 😡”
MY FAV PARTT
": |"
6:38
Me to
6:35 me too😊
Lol
6:35
fav part-
WHY IS MAYA SO FINE IN HER ONCELR COSTUME WITH HER BLACK WIG☺️💖
Tbh be honest she looks like a rockstar
LIKE BROOOOOO YOU ARE SO RIGHT, she is rockin it
Fr
i knew i wasn't the only one who thought she was pulling it off 😏
Ikr, she slays in anything. 🤭
concept is ridiculously hilarious, execution is perfection
10/10
thank you so much!! ;)) ❤️
OMG A LEGEND COMMENTED ON YOUR COMMENT!
this is basically a yap asmr.
not 10/10 10000000000000000000000 MILLON/10 SHES DA BEST ASMRIST IVE EVER SEEN :D SHE DA BEST :)
@@catvoncrimson666that’s what makes it so funny 😭😭😭
5:00
"Shut up Peso Pluma!"
I laughed so hard i was silent cuz that was, number one, out of pocket and two, the haircut said it all ✋😭
Same
How’s nobody talking about the way her suit blends in with the greenscreen 😭😭😭
I never noticed until i saw ur comment 😭-
Because it's green
@@Shitass194 no shit 🤯 (dont take this the rude way-)
Bro I was looking in the comments to see if someone said this
Bro I was looking in the comments to see if someone said this
I'd pay Maya so much money to remake The Lorax
Literally, lol. I would too.
@@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_IIYO MATCHING BLACK AND WHITE PFPS?!😨😨
Same
@@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_IIN!?!!!
Yes. Just yes.
Bro I love watching how Maya has improved so quickly. Her editing, acting, ideas, costumes, everything has just improved rapidly and her comedy is amazing. She never fails to impress. And the low-budget clipping of greenscreens, stock images and sounds, terrible cut out images and the falling apart of costumes and the way she handles it so gracefully in her comedy skits makes it so much better. Seriously, Maya is so underrated. Keep it up girly 😭💗💗
Fr
i swear this video is hella silly lmaoo
FRR
WOW thank you from the bottom of my heart!! Reading this made me laugh and tear up. I truly appreciate this 🥹🤍🤍
@@MayaWinkyASMRhi Maya your one of my fav UA-camrs
6:59 THE SIDE EYE IS KILLING ME 😂
3:07 HELP I WAS FALLING ASLEEP AND THIS WOKE ME UP😭
XD!
“hyunjin from stray kids got a thneed”😭😭
nah but honestly speaking this is a cinematic masterpiece
help me i thought i was hearing things when i heard hyunjin from stray kids 😭
stray kids everywhere all around the world frfr
@@fedyaaangelsamee lmfao
I had to watch it back like three times to make sure I heard that right 💀💀
HELP
Maya's BACK and BETTER THAN EVER! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Yes Yes
Me encanta el hecho de que agrega frases en español al azar. Esto es tan random y cao´tico a la vez y lo amo.
Real
de que país es ella?
@@wonnkitty750Ella es hispana o latina, aunque no lo sé
Fr😂
@@wonnkitty750 es estadounidense pero su mamá es mexicana, la vdd noc si su papá también
6:43 i speak for the trees😌
😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱
Nuh uh
Nuh uh
"Are you by any chance related to this grump ass little troll from Dora? 🤨🥶🤓"
I love that it's a pink bath lily pinned to your jacket. It's actually quite ingenious!
a loofa🦧
Ooooo
I thought you said indigenous
@@Woofwoof965SAME LMFAO
@@user-fy9xl9eu8cSame SOS i was like bath lilies r indigenous????😭😭
6:54 damn now I need a full Lorax vs Onceler roast battle
0:59 KAJAJAJAJ "NO PONGAS ESA CHINGADERA AQUI😡"
...
*Continues to vibe 🥳👏💅*
my life is 100 times better with this video. as a Lorax fan who had a crush on the onceler as a kid, this has cured my depression
that is so real
She MAKES ALL OF THIS MOVIE characters INTO SLAYYYYYY PEOPLE!
Asmr was made to make people sleep, while this channel made to make people straight up ☠️
I mean, at least its still ASMR in a way. Lol-
@@_.-ADAM-SLE3PER_IIAGAINI??😨😨😨
I don't know about "straight" though
Минусы будут?
@@SAYAKA01какие минусы?
Ну наверное единственный минус в том, что видео, которое должно вроде как расслаблять или спать укладывать справляется с задачей рассмешить чуть лучше.
ME ENCANTA COMO DE LA NADA HABLA ESPAÑOL, SOY DE LATAM Y SE INGLES Y SE ME HIZO CHISTOSO PQ ENTIENDO TODO JAJAJAJ
Me encanta cuando habla español su voz es muy bonita
Ella es Latina
@@thajointt3222apoco si tilín?
@@thajointt3222Es joda ??? 🤨🤨
7:15 I love Jarritos if that’s what it was
I love mayas humor it’s so goofy and stupid 💀💀💀 it’s amazing it’s chefs kiss, always manages to make me laugh❤
1:33 "YAS HYUNJIN FROM STRAY KIDS"
Wait... Vin Dieles never got his thneed what the Frick!?
*😲*
@@Recursedsmiles what
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Frm video@@Miyako_Minhee_Kasumi_minjung
STRAYKIDSSSS
0:03 WHY ONCEY WHY DID YOU FLIP US OFF😭😭😭
2:52 the way she is apart of the background 💀
6:50 actually made me laugh😭
And 6:49
EVERYTHING in this made me laugh
@@BlueFlower___true
*I S P E A K F O R T H E T R E E S.*
I SPEAK FOR THE TREES 🤖
5:09 "Shut up Peso Pluma" Jajajajajajajajaja
en esa parte me morir de risa JAJJAJA
im dying of laughter right now "ShUt Up PeSo PlUmA"
onceler:your Mama,the lorax:your papa *onceler hits the lorax*
Bro, that’s mean when someone annoys me so much
YO JAJAJAJA@@Nvdmndd
She is too funny. The edits in this are so good. These vids are CRAZY
WHY DO I LOVE HER SO MUCH
0:32 Mama slaying the Thneed wig 💗💅
YAS💅🏼
Pipi 💋🌹 verionya zhorofeyah 💅🙄
Maya doesn’t fail in making me laugh😭🩵
Same
6:44 my favorite part 😭❤️
BRO I LOVE WATCHING THIS PERSON WHEN M GOING TO SLEEP THE PART I LAUGHED AT WAS 0:46
no se si me dormi o me rei, o me reia en sueños
The emoji is so cute 😭😭
@@ilovestalking666 ikr, lol.
"Now let me be with this last TRUFFULA TREE"
"ITS TROFFELAGARO"
"Yo mama"
"Yo papa?"
*SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
LFMAOOFODGOEFGOEFGO 7:06
wym troffagaro
Tu mama*
Tu papa*
Yo = I
Tu = your
@@user-vo6zz3ol8othey didn’t mean “yo” as in Spanish lmao. They meant “yo” like slang “you” in English
My guy failed Spanish class
I'VE BEEN CACKLING AT THAT FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT 💀💀💀
How r u so tingly and hilarious at the same time fr I laughed 60 times but also tingles 60 times
THESE VIDEOS ARE GOLD
0:17 LEGIT GOT ME CRYING
“Tu caballo acaba de cagar, recógelo pendejo 👹😡🔪🔪” got me 😂
@@That_WeirdBoy-true
Shein to their employees after they worked for 80 hours this week alone: 8:23
Add a reply
😂
I love her smirk it’s everything
I had a really bad day and she made me smile for a good 17 mins.
8:30 HERKP THE WAY HE JUST “🤖🤖🤖”
AND THE WAY THE ONCELER ROSE- 💀😭
!TIMESTAMP!
00:00-00:04 The oncler being summoned
00:04-00:07 giving us a smexy look
00:07-00:11 The legend of the loconax
!THE STORY!
00:11-00:20 War flashbacks
00:20-00:44 Telling us how his business was and how smexy you looked with a thneed
00:45-00:50 What a booty ful day!
00:50- 1:00 A true artist making music while having a seizure
1:00-1:02 The lor-ass being a hater
1:03 back to the oncler jamming out the like the queen he is
1:04 - 1:06 JUMPSCARE fnaf glitch
1:07- 1:12 The old kaka apologizing for the glitch because he cant afford a better version since he is poor asf
1:12 -1:29 showing off his smexy new beard cut
1:30 -2:02 Back to the story
2:03-2:12 soundtrack of the month
2:13-2:18 Disappointment
2:19-3:06 The most intense heart warming life changing part of the ragety bitches story (2:41 JUMPSCARE-)
3:07 BURP
3:08-4:07 Back to the story (3:27- 3:29 go off queen)
4:08 BAAA
4:10-4:16 Advertisement
4:46-4:56 The poor Oncler claiming about his cheetohs
4:57-5:05 claiming that the lor-ass killed the fish (YALL BETTER BELIEVE HIM)
5:06- Flashbacks
5:29-5:34 bubbly stinky hot cheetoh diarreha
5:55-6:03 scraping our faces with a comb
6:03-6:06 spraying bleach in our eyes
6:07-6:16 Becomes cursed by the hairy donald trump nut sack
6:17-6:23 family photos
6:23-7:11 TRUFFULA MAKEOVER
7:11-7:14 Sending that orange tic tac to outer space
7:15-7:19 rethinking life desicions)
7:20-7:21 The green bean pole drinking gas to move faster
7:22 -7:37 MAKEOVER
7:38-7:47 Another remix of the century
7:48-7:54 The lor-ass being a hater once again
7:55 - 8:55 HAIR CUT
8:55- 8:58 brushes some blush on our eyes
8:59- 9:04 stuffing our hai- i mean truffula tufts in a bag
9:05-9:09 seeing demons
9:10-9:17 GET SQUASHED BY A SEED
THE END
Bye pookies enjoy the time stamp while i go take a piss behind a truffula trunk
Yippie i finally found some silly time stamps 😻‼️‼️
HAHAHHA THE LOR-ASS
NOT THE ORANGE TIC TAC
LOR-ASS HELPPPP
@@gen1uvYOUR PAPA 😭😭👺
Sorry, about that FNAF glitch 1:10
This is actual gold
1:42 NOT MY FAVORITE ASMRTIST ALSO BEING A STAY???? SLAYYYYYYYYY
She said Yeonjun from stray kids tho lmao
@@chetos0_026 no she definitely said Hyunjin from skz but because she was whispering it sounded more squished together. You can even slow it down 😭
@@gyusbae-lh6woeither way it's skz
SLAYY
Is she a stay?
AW UR DOG AS THE LORAX IS SO CUTE 😭😭
you need an OSCAR this was a BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE
omg the onceler costume is so cute i love this
5:00 “DAYUM” 😭😭💀💀
I love how the green costume blends in with the background
😊 I love the beginning when she flips the camera off
THIS CONCEPT IS SO FUNNY SHES SO CREATIVE I LOVE IT
"hyunjin from stray kids got a thneed from me? yass"
i didint realize she said that and had to watch it twice, maya is fueling my STAY heart
7:10 THIS ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
I cant the relaxing tunes made me turn to a fairy, is how aesthetic it was omgggggg❤💃😊🥳😩
The use of a pink bath scrub-loofah thing as the puff on the jacket? Top tier.
Maya truly ate on this one folks. Bringing us the good soup.
I RECENTLY DISCOVERED YOUR CHANNEL AND TELL ME WHY YOUR VIDS MAKE ME FALL ASLEEP YET THEY’RE THE MOST CHAOTIC VIDEOS IVE EVER SEEN LIKE WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD BE THIS FUNNYDHDHSHS
2:04 the song deserves a Grammy 😩✨😍
100% agreed
No time for haters 😂
this is the first channel i can actually watch asmr i don’t even like asmr but if it’s maya then i do
HI MAYA WINKY ILYSM YOU NEVER FAIL TO PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE
Maya saving the day 🙏 I was just having a really bad breakdown but the notification made my evening a million times better already
You mean so much to me!! I hope all is well now, sending my love to you ❤️
Ur videos r always so funny and cool Maya keep it up. Ur so cool!
Also, I dont mean to brag, but uh...first comment
1:33 YASS HYUNJIN FROM STRAYKIDS. I LOVE YOU FOR THAT MAYA 😭❤️
6:00 BAHAHAHA I CANT
No se por que me emociona tanto cuando creadores en ingle sacan palabras en español de la nada me hace feliz de alguna manera Ksjsksk
XD creo que es porque ella es latina de hecho
Su mamá es mexicana
yo tambien
The Emotion behind "Fly a freakin kite" at 8:00 was oscar worthy
Why is maya So perfect And her videos are so perfect The ending of the video So funny I love your videos
we need more asmrs like this.
HAHAH! Why does she actually look like the onceler.. the resemblance with the wig GOES CRAZYYY!
Literally in tears over how funny this is holy crap!!
Crusty dog Lorax got me dying fr and the ending was just amazing ❤
I woke up to ur videos once and it felt like a fever dream
These never fail to make me laugh
9:09 THAT WAS A BIG ASS TRUFFULA SEED- 💀
2:47 BAJAHJAHSUSHAHA WHAT WAS THATTT
She can make any character look better
the fact that the green suit is blending in with the background is actually sending me
6:17 PLS WHYS TYLER THERE IM CYRING
Who’s the guy next to tyler
@@J.oannaaMe
0:54 so relaxing
Ikr
This is my favorite video if I haded to pick my favorite Maya winky ASMR video it will be this one
the intros everything😆😆
this is one of the most unexpected yet best videos of maya yet.
1:42 HYUNJIN BRO 😭 he def would love one of those hats
laughing my ass out, thank you maya 😭
he would wear the hats unironically or stylits would give it to han 😭😭
@@goldenflower_genshin FRRR
I love the pink its looks so pretty❤
5:28 *me after eating anything huge after dinner*
Wtf💀
As a Hispanic person this part killed me 👽 0:12
what does it mean in english? 😮
@@mmcii4YOUR HORSE JUST POOPED (I didn’t understand this one part bc I sounded like gibberish) CLEAN THE POOP
@@amairanyburgos92thank you
JAJAJA YO TAMBIÉN ME MORÍ CON ESA PARTE
Same
Maya never fails to 💞slay the day away💞
1:23 I’m sitting next to my mom and she’s asked me if you were Britney spears 😭
LOL
I needed this
0:26 my mom after seeing my math score
😭😭as a middle eastern I can relate💀
She whooped you ass💀😭
6:33 WAS SIO FUNNY I DONT KNOW WHY
"Some eh StUpedOh with a BIG ASS hat chopped em' all down...😩"
This is the first vid I watch on her channel and I'm glad it is
The green outfit turning into the background is amazing ✋😭
I’M HOLLERINGBAHGDJSJD not only are these entertaining but also tingling maya has done it once again 💪😽
omg queen maya is back especially with the once ler 😩😩🙏🙏🙏
Girl is a stay and im here for it
THIS IS SENDING MEEEEEEEEE 💀💀💀