Trump Did NOTHING WRONG, Florida’s War on Dictionaries, Goodbye Belichick & Jimmy Guesses Who’s High
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- Опубліковано 10 січ 2024
- The Escambia County Public School District in Florida is now considering a ban of the dictionary, Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley squared off in a battle to see which one of them won’t be President of the United States, Trump scheduled a Town Hall where he weighed in on Chris Christie dropping out of the race, he spent the day in a Manhattan courtroom for another episode of “Law and Personality Disorder,” the New England Patriots are in the market for a new coach after splitting with Bill Belichick, and we head out onto Hollywood Blvd for a new round of “Who’s High?”
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It's shocking that Trump is so immature and petty, and far more shocking that 70 million adults in America think he's any sort of leader.
Florida has lost its mind and its soul.
Never had one.🙄
I disagree
Florida even banned Bill O'Reilly's books too.
🤔 that is awkward…..Florida is one of the States with the highest population (person on squarefeet) in the US . I always thought that the sun has a good influence on the human body and soul…..but perhaps some people get too much of it….it depends it seems 🤷🏻♀️.
I'll NEVER step one foot in Florida. What other governor does things like DeSantis??NONE. Telling corporations what they can & cannot do & taking black history out of books. He should relocate to Russia or North Korea. There's no dictators in the United States.
" law and personality disorder " perfectly describes the cult leader.😂😂😂
It’s not just Florida. It’s a GOP thing.
Vote for Biden America! Pweeeze😢💙
Even if he old as hell 😂 we need younger people
🤣
No thx
I vote for neither
Both are wrong
He’s still on vacation 😂
Please vote Biden
They really are crazy in Florida
I’m from Orlando,Fl. I can confirm.
Zero Desire to Visit Florida. Between Trump's and DeSantis they have ruined the State. Pathetic
Yes we are stay away
"Where books are burned, people are also burned in the end. "
- Heinrich Heine in his tragedy "Almansor", published in 1823
He didn’t “fight for the kids” he fought for a world of continued ignorance.
Precise and Concise
Andre rieu
I live in the Netherlands. If Trump would visit he would be the fattest person around.
Puh lease, have you looked at your royal family?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Netherlands Royal Family family obese like Trump? Where did you get that information?
There's so much wrong with him, nobody has to resort to fatshaming or America bashing
I’ve been to the northlands, not true.
potat met pinda sauce (spelling)!
45 has no business talking about weight Donald Von shizenpants making speechless rants
Do you mean Haystacks Buffoon?
But...he only weighs 215 lbs!!! LOL
You mean the Lard Father. 🤔🍊🥭🤡
NO ONE has any business talking about weight.
I read this in Eminem
Banning a dictionary? 😮 Do they not have internet, cable tv or cell phones?? If yes then they're idiots.
I freaking LOVE Jimmy Kimmel's mind! 🥰😂💚 I wish more people in the US valued logical, critical thinking skills.
Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️😫⛓️
❤❤ that!!
He's got my vote
Maybe he can share a cell with Hunter?
@@i216iWhy, red hat? Because Fox Entertainment told you so.
Straight to the CLINK with the 🤡 of the century.
When anyone talks about Florida I always have to question “ what happened to America”?
Religion & idiocy.
Florida - It's where people go to die
Ikr, I live n Fl. Trumpitis, Magamites & DeShartist is running a muck 🤦♀️
It gives us national headlines "A Florida man...."
ByeDone happened.
Nurse Janie was a crack up! Thank you for your service and laughter! 😂
I thought late night television was over when David Letterman stepped down. I was a huge fan just as Jimmy Kimmel was. Jimmy Kimmel has definitely carried on the tradition with great comedy entertainment and will become a legacy just as Letterman is. Brilliant!!
Stop sending federal money to Florida.
Biden is sending it all to Ukraine to keep his special interests flowing between him, Hunter, and Zelensky and nobody on our side or theirs can account for the billions that were funneled to Ukraine. Biden is and has been a lost cause so whether you hate Trump or not, what actually has Biden done for this country besides allowing millions of undocumented illegal aliens in, destroying the economy, and blaming every single failure of his on Trump? Biden administration has poisoned this country and there's more division between people on different ends of the political spectrum then ever. He is the most divisive "president" this country has ever had in a very long time. Wake up and lay off the Kool-Aid.
like they would need it just ask nasa to pay
Stop sending federal money to the illegal immigrants bringing in drugs & making the cartels rich. Human traffickers get $2000 per person and a phone.
This from a guy who craps his pants all day long and has a thing for his own daughter.
Can a candidate still serve if they have a diaper full of crap?
@@mungodegrijalva822 who has a thing for his own daughter and young girls too? That's epsteins boy
Yeah Bidens not right in the head
Don't forget that he publically ogled a 10 year-old girl and boasted that he would dating her in 10 years...
She loves it!!!
There's a version of the Diary of Anne Frank that is edited for younger audiences. We had it in our library in elementary school. There's really no sense in banning it at all.
...watching from Germany on daily basis. This show just never fails...
"Australia is very tough on drugs". While I'm smoking away on my front deck, watching this video here in hillside, Melbourne 😂😂
Trump for Prison 2024 and MORE
I don’t get how he gets to run for president with all that’s happening with him. 🤦🏾♀️🤬
Maybe he can room with Hunter?
@@i216i Well republicans missed their chance to ask hunter any questions when he showed up to congress hehe seems they didn't actually have anything to say even though they were throwing a fit over him refusing a closed door meeting
Gallows !
@@DickNonya - I'm not sure what rock you live under, but it's pretty illegal to refuse to respond to a Federal subpoena and then just walk out of a Federal inquiry.
"Law and personality disorder", how true, how true.
I'm a public school teacher in New Mexico....a lot of transfer students come through my school (large military population). Students came from all over with varying degrees of education. Some were above grade level, some were below grade level, some spot on. As a whole, ANY student that came from Florida consistently arrived at a minimum one or two years below grade level.
Pity Disney can't just pack up and leave FL.
They could go to the lsIand.
Ban the dictionary ? Only in Florida where Desantis fights Mickey Mouse !
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅
Gotta stop Mickey from transing the kids.
@@AwesomeFish12In Florida there are 545,000 LGBTQ+ kids living in that state and the amount of treatment they get down there is absolutely disgusting. They deserve better. It sucks that parents who live in Florida can't help their children Because moving is expensive and it's hard. The only way for Florida to get better is they have to have a Democratic governor.
@@DustyJones1997BGCL Or a Govenor who treats everyone with respect - as we ourselves would want to be treated !
I only spend 3 months a year in FL and I'm embarrassed by even that little bit of contact with this dystopian koo koo land.
I don’t know why DeSaster keeps saying he won against Disney. He didn’t. The oversight board he appointed was just disbanded
Ok but what happened to the guy driving away from the cows???
He's still driving backwards 😂
He's now in the next state over...
Did Florida also ban the bible because that book is just violent.
Not yet…it was Utah 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
...and contains sexual and violent references
@@hemlockVapeyeah but the “right kind”.
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@@intomnia3313 🤣💯
When I was a kid my parents had a library full of encyclopedias ,since we always lived rurally that was my only form of escape .
Protecting kids from education 😂
I moved away from escambia Florida 7 years ago. Looks like I saved my kids.
Remember when being an adult meant taking responsibility?
Pepperidge Farms remembers. 😮
Still does.
Some folks replaced that with "fake it until you make it"
I only have experience with boomers as the people older than me and therefore the adults all my life and don’t remember any of them ever taking responsibility for anything. I am not saying all boomers or doing that generation bashing but I do wonder if the being an adult meant taking responsibility was a myth older generations pushed on younger ones.
@@alexacarrillo4339 Short answer no.
Must have been tough for Florida to share the one dictionary in the state.
Next Florida will ban the internet.
"oh what a feeling, when you're transing on a ceiling" 😂😂 Shame this line was buried under applause.
All this book banning is ludicrous! Is this the people we want to lead OUR AMERICA????
GOP wants this Country to be ignorant, pregnant, dropout students.
Lead people into The Handmaids Tale
I believe you meant to say Ludacris
@@KodakYarrWhat? 😂😅😂
@@KodakYarrpretty sure they are not talking about the rapper
“Law & Personality Disorder” bahahahahahahaha 😅
Throwback to when I was allowed to pick my own spelling words out of the dictionary at age 7. I picked bowels because I thought it sounded cool without really understanding what it meant (the definition used more medical terms than my second grade brain could handle) and nobody batted an eye. Thanks dictionary!
Age 7 is right up jimmy's isle, huh?
@@redpillaware5101 reality does not match your assessment he has 4 kids Katherine, Kevin, from previous marriage Jane and William from current marriage this is just from Wikipedia hardly deep diving research aye?
Your thoughts on the solar terrestrial relations observatory would be more interesting.
The dictionary was the number one dirty book grade school kids could readily read! What fun is being a child if you can not look up bad words?😂❤
I mean the woke can't really brag about being against canceling stuff when you wanna cancel some comedians whose jokes you felt upset about.
@@MrEdwar084 Word salad. Let's cancel those.
Let’s also cancel people who have absolutely no idea what the word woke means or where the term stay woke comes from. Here’s a hint to Ed, research the Scarborough Boys.
@@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 well, whatever woke means, one thing is for sure, nobody wants to be called woke anymore, it's like mexicans and latinx, they're like no, don't call us that please.
@@MrEdwar084 Why shouldn't Mexicans want to be called Mexicans?
They can't be serious. Parents??? Where are the parents???
"Law and Personality Disorder!"🤣🤣🤣
He already lost the case in September. This case is just to decide his punishment
Love you, Jimmy! Cheers from Denmark 🍻😊
I loved the stoned, traveling retiree! Live your life, sis!
Like travelling to the lsIand?
OK if the book banners are going to ban the dictionary then they need to just ban learning to read and be done with it 🤦♀️
Finally, a solution! 😂
So 1984.
They read Handmaid's Tale as a How-To story.
Schools have basically stopped teaching children anything especially in my state Nevada.
That's exactly what they want to do. They want to dismantle public education.
REALLY enjoyed Mr. Kimmel; several times I laughed out loud and nearly choked on my tea!!!
I wonder how many Jimmy made choke.
I LOVE Janie!
Her personality is delightful, she could easily be a guest on the show!!!
❤
The judge should have said under one condition. DJT sits on the water dunk tank and if he goes off topic is gets dunked.
Maybe have him sit *underwater* for the duration of the trial.
Monty Python witch vs duck test
His diaper's gonna absorb all the water😆
That nurse that tells high people “ya you’re probably gonna die” oh good. Had me reeling
"That the thing, everyone thinks they're gonna die but no one ever does."
The moms for liberty, which should be named moms for criminality are hard at work in FL.
If anyone can get someone to smile...its definitely Guillermo.😊❤
Kids make jimmy smile.
At the same time that dictionaries are toxic in Florida, European children learn 2 or 3 languages by the time they're 10.
Well if Rhode Island spoke a different language than Connecticut, we'd likely be multi- lingual too. 😉😉
Very true. I'm trying to learn my fourth. Learning languages as a kid was way easier, now, not so much. English is my 3rd.
@@8ofwands300no, that would require the USA to take an interest in anyone other than itself 🙄
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Huh? My point is that Europe is geographically smaller than the continental USA. Countries the size of some of our states that speak different languages are adjacent to each other. Therefore, there is more opportunity, incentive and practicality in learning multiple languages. 😐😐.
@@8ofwands300 How would you explain England's lack of interest in other languages?
As a kid the first thing you do with a new dictionary is look to see which "naughty" words are in it, it is one of the joys of young life... You already know the words, you just want to see how they are defined and whether that gives any further room for amusement.
Never did that in my 70 years on earth.
I did in junior high...and I’m 60. I looked up “fart” and it said “a small explosion between the legs”. Peals of laughter from that one.
So did I here in the UK (now 62), but then I looked at the definition of explosion to find it was 'a sudden eruption of fire': it was a good few years later, after I had discovered very hot curries, before that became an actuality.@@friendofdorothy9376
Naughty and kids are two of jimmys favorite words.
@@friendofdorothy9376I remember seeing that definition. It was hysterical then and it still is 😂😂😂
Thought the green m & m’s shoes issue was hysterical,this book banning is right up there.Why don’t you just put the kids in sweat shops again,because they are going to be illiterate
I know the ball gag on trump was just photoshopped but it made me unreasonably happy 😅
Guillermo brings a smile to everyone
Super sweet guy. And funny!
Guillermo is a gem.
Yes!😊
Not really. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.
Forget Jimmy, I love Guillermo! ❤
Narcissistic, power hungry wackos are like, never at fault for their actions 🙄 /sarcasm
That's the billionaire elite attitude
That's the GOP way!!
"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?
Lots of wackos on that lsIand, huh?
There is no swifter route to the corruption of thought than through the corruption of language
George Orwell
Bt dubs. That cow clip at the beginning is now the motto of the modern day Republican Party.
Ahh yes, the party of "family values" and jeebus 😂
What the evangelicals say and what they do, rarely in sync.
Great contestants for who’s high tonight ! 😂
Desantis is terrifying please do not give him power to achieve his ridiculous agenda….
Fascists all over the world are on the field manual of prolly Bannons writing with the help of russian bots
I don't think doctors, parents or DISNEY are teaching kids to change their bodies. I'm pretty sure it's the kids crying out because they don't feel like their insides match their outsides!
those two republicans only attacked each other, didn't discuss what they were going to do for the country
None of the GOP talk about policy. They don’t have a plan. They are too busy trying to take rights away from the Americans.
They don’t have any plans for governing! They DONT CARE ABOUT US!!!
Meanwhile the audience just clapped and cheered (probably, I don’t know, I didn’t watch the debate)
There was Zero debating there was no debating at the RNC debate.
They have absolutely nothing to offer the people.
I had to cry laughing at opening video. I moved to a small rural town in Colorado 40 years ago and faced the same problem with “sheep jams” on the local roads and highways. It took a while before I learned how to wade through them. (Never tried the “reverse mode”) It’s more of an automatic car buffing thing. To this day I’d rather spend two hours in a sheep jam than 30 minutes in car traffic.
When I was in my 20s, I had a little bitty car and one night after leaving work, I came around a corner and had to hit the brakes HARD to keep from hitting several cows in the road. All I could think was, "How embarrassing to die hitting a COW!" 😅 I tend to make jokes when under stress, and that was literally the first thing to hit my brain. That video was triggering! 😂
This actually happened near where I live in Wisconsin. Then was a Doordash driver. I have had it happen to me twice in rural areas and I gave everyone a good laugh when I had to get out of my car trying to get them off the road.
I was strolling down a lane in rural Mexico and found myself in a sheep jam. They were all around me. I pulled out my camera and my battery died. I got it changed in time to get a shot of the back end of some sheep.
I wonder how many kids Jimmy made cry.
Is it strange that I have a sheep/cow/duck block on my bucket list?
“Law and personality disorder” got me roffle mayo.
In 1999, my high school (in Georgia) removed all dictionaries because they had swear words in them. It's in a very small town, unofficially run by the churches.
Kathy is hilarious! This was a great little segment and so funny. LOL!
She was obviously high
Damn, Florida is hard at work dumbing down every kid, that’s going to be super helpful in the future. And, DeSantis has not even come close to taking out Disney, they are going all in on on his a$$.
Yep, pretty much.😮
The next governor election in Florida is in 2026 I encourage Floridian to vote for Democratic governor because honestly if you want your state to get get smarter and better vote for a Democratic governor simple 💙💙💙💙💙💙
Disney should just pack up the whole theme park and move it to a different state. Not shut it down, just literally take their ball and go find a new home.
@@a7734999New York would welcome it!
@@a7734999 They own too much land, it would be better for them to get a good candidate and run against DeSantis. Mickey Mouse would be prefect!
DeSatan said, "Disney is transing our kids." So he banned more books. WTF
I have gone to my local bookstore and bought three titles from the banned book list. There are many more, so you can go pick your own favorite titles from DeSantis' list.
I knew who was high before they even started talking! They had that far-away gaze that I also get! 😂
I was just thinking who Desantis looks like? You all remember the guy on mad magazines. That’s who Desantis looks like.
Lol. Like a glum Alfred E. Neuman.
🤣🤣🤣
Spot on!
Can't have a populace that is educated enough to see what you're up to. They might not vote against their own interests!
Yup. In order to train a dog you need to know more than the dog.
@ 3:46 - "He was master-debating." 🤣
omg...did the 'Blacks for trump' guy meet some horrible demise? I don't see him in the background in the rally clips
Trump couldn’t afford to pay his expenses anymore.
I saw a "Blacks for Trump" sign at a recent rally. Not sure it's the same guy, though. Maybe they forgot to pay him! 😂
They must have not paid him. That's got to be it. He's been at every rally since time began @@lhoward9593
Who's High is such a fun game!!! I want more!
What kind of games did Jimmy play on the lsIand?
Yes its hilarious 😂 😂. More please!
@@Sweettooth25 That's what Jimmy said.
@@redpillaware5101love Jimmy’s show!
@@Sweettooth25 Not as much as he likes kids.
Lou Wilson always warrants a thumbs up 👍
Now DeSantis has said more than a mouthful, enough for Disney to file a defamation lawsuit against him!
Was coming here to say basically the same thing.
Disney is not done fighting DeSantis, and that debate adds more fuel to their fire.
Disney has the best lawyers, and brains. DeSantis has no idea.
Disney is trash and has been trash since the pandemic. As a dem here who in their right mind thinks Disney is helping this society progress when half the people can’t agree on what a woman is? And the people who want Biden in office are you ok in the head? Did u not witness this last horrific term we’ve had? Government doesn’t care about ur wellbeing. People need to wake up and I don’t mean “woke”
Don'tVotefortheJoke 🤡;(Biden)😂
@steelchil bot for the self proclaimed dictator instead 🤡
Democrats speak intelligently, Republicans speak so that their supporters can understand them 😳😳😳😳
❤ that!!
"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?
That's because most Republicans are well educated and hold advanced degrees.
Have you heard Biden trying to read a teleprompter.
@@Lp78ChI was waiting for someone to point out DeSantis (whom I hate BTW) has degrees from Harvard and Yale...
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. I love your great show👍🏽👏🏽❤️👏🏽
lol omg. Law and personality disorder. Omggggg. What an understated joke.
I suspected Kathy right from the get-go, but found it funny that there was a cop there in the background at the end.
Not a problem. Weed is legal in California.
You do know it is legal in California to smoke pot, right?
Finally Guillermo emulated Joe Swanson in making Belichick SMILE.
When Jimmy said Guillermo was the only one to make Belichick smile, I thought, "Then you've never watched Family Guy." lol
Tannibal Lector gag, you got me there.
😂😂
🤣🤣
After a few questions testing memory, I settled for Kathy being high. First, she is retired. Second she is on vacation, so nothing is stopping her to have fun anytime of the day. Third, she could not remember the last movie she recently watched in the theatre (her short term memory was having issues). Finally, the way she mentioned the Cocaine Bear movie was suspicious.
How that Judge didn't finally just snap and tell Trump 30 days in Rikers until he can act like an adult in a courtroom again, I'll never understand
Engoron is trying to eliminate a basis for appeal.
...oder in the court...oder in the court.
Spanky has loads of money, that always makes a difference. They love to tell us that it's not a two tiered system yet all you have to do is look at how he's been treated. Anyone with less money would have been in jail fast.
We're all thinking the same thing! Every time he does something "How TF is he being this unamerican?!"
We wish, and I hope the same gaurds that Gaurded Epstien during his stay in jail. Peace from MT and Tami
Ron De Santis wants to tell kids they are not who they are. The model of courage... Any Republican presidential candidate who isn't a clown or a criminal? Any Republican politicians at all?
How could you not smile for Guillermo, he’s the best.
Ah, cows. I was a sad case, lived in the country, no one to play with. I’d chase the yearling cows across the field, stop, they’d turn around , I ‘d turn around and run the other way, with them in hot pursuit, over and over until we were worn out. Cows will follow almost anything.
Janie crushed it, she was the best part of the show.
i honestly thought she was the high one.
I want her to be a regular on the show she's hilarious
@@darrylbrown8253 Taj Felt too obvious, Janie felt like she was playing a role but I knew as a Nurse in hospitals that she really can't, and I was betting on the old lady from the get go, esp since she was retired. Nothing to lose there. Janie's behaviour really had me worried but it was nice to know that she was really playing it up just to play us, in the end.
I love that she took her grandsons to see the movie "Thanksgiving". I'm a big horror nerd. :)
@@crIms0ngen Not really because he answered Jimmy's questions clearly and coherently.
The ball gag is great 🤣🤣🤣
If I think I’m going to have a bad day, I start it off with Kimmel, an a smile 👍
I could watch the ball-gag video of Trump on loop for hours.
Wait, is it real????
@@kelseysheumaker6433 Unfortunately no.
Ah, damn. I'm impressed with how real it looked.
@@kelseysheumaker6433 One can only dream.
Trump should sue Jimmy for slander
Guillermo is always great!
As a European I sometimes have a really hard time figuring out what is satire and what is actually happening in your country (you might feel the same about our countries though).
I cannot believe that any American would want Trump as a President. Just watching him, I get embarrassed.
If we do not have this comedy nightly the state of most Americans will go to bed with dread. However we do have comedy in which we understand the state of the nation. Vote Blue & thanks Jimmy.
Red, or else we won’t have a nation.
this isnt comedy
Nobody watches this garbage on TV bro, y'all must be on cable from 1997
Poor thing 😂
@3:47 tRump "was Master debating" 🤣🤣🤣. Jimmy crushing it!