Crushing Cars in a Tank

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2024

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  • @h3h3productions
    @h3h3productions  7 років тому +18129

    We should have called it "Happy Video #2", because we have no ads. I guess the words "crush" and "tank" are way too edgy for anyone to possibly handle.
    At least we have Audible supporting us

  • @mimiw-harms9848
    @mimiw-harms9848 7 років тому +2029

    Instructor: "Did you play paintball?"
    Ethan: "No, why? Do I got a good shot?"
    Instructor: "No."

    • @KappaPappaInSync
      @KappaPappaInSync 7 років тому +7

      lul

    • @joshuawoodson5209
      @joshuawoodson5209 7 років тому +42

      Savage instructor.

    • @FernandoMMuniz
      @FernandoMMuniz 7 років тому +2

      Wendy's instructor hahahaha

    • @icyuranus404
      @icyuranus404 7 років тому +5

      dumbass's finger was on the trigger. watch the video stop because he just got a talking to about that. the rest of the video shows him with the finger off the trigger but tightly gripping the handle which is also bad practice. the trigger finger should be pointing forward with the gun and off the trigger until ready to send lead down the pipe

    • @jdiamond1952
      @jdiamond1952 5 років тому +2

      Mimi Wharms Ethan has terrible fucking trigger discipline. I could tell that was the first time he’s ever shot a gun.

  • @QuillPGall
    @QuillPGall 7 років тому +3535

    And at one point, they couldn't afford a red bell pepper

  • @MrKraitiv
    @MrKraitiv 7 років тому +258

    1:46
    New operator unlocked.
    "Caretaker"
    Attacker
    Gadget: "Transexual Skeleton"
    "I'm comin' for yeah"
    YAMAN- Israeli Counter Terrorism Unit
    2:40
    New Operator Unlocked
    "Papa"
    Defender
    Gadget: "Chub n' Tuck"
    "We don't dial 911"
    LAPD SWAT

    • @connerdepue2336
      @connerdepue2336 7 років тому

      Hannya finally another sniper attacker

    • @Wolf179998
      @Wolf179998 7 років тому

      They are too OP nerf em

    • @TheWeazell
      @TheWeazell 7 років тому +4

      Pls make a Reddit post about this! With load out and everything

    • @jerevesterinen6777
      @jerevesterinen6777 7 років тому +1

      Papas special ability is to somehow come up with a tank

    • @MrKraitiv
      @MrKraitiv 7 років тому

      TheWeazell Go for it! gimme credit, tho

  • @mauriciomilian9759
    @mauriciomilian9759 7 років тому +787

    Make a wish really came thru with this one

    • @Toth185
      @Toth185 5 років тому +2

      More like thanks to post

    • @carbo420
      @carbo420 4 роки тому

      well now it did in usa

  • @gabstergreen62
    @gabstergreen62 7 років тому +505

    Ethan is losing the fupa faster than Daddy Of Five is losing his kids to social services

    • @rewind4964
      @rewind4964 7 років тому +1

      whats going on with fupa??? someone fill me in I have been seeing a lot of jokes about it.

    • @fezber8713
      @fezber8713 7 років тому

      Yes

    • @yrsa7637
      @yrsa7637 7 років тому +1

      i hope this is really gonna happen.

    • @Jgvcfguy
      @Jgvcfguy 7 років тому

      fupa is a ancient entity that gives meaning to all life

    • @MrBriforce
      @MrBriforce 7 років тому +1

      got em

  • @samuelj6122
    @samuelj6122 7 років тому +1167

    GTA taught me that as soon as a tank touches a car, that car blows up. Mind is blown.

    • @samuelj6122
      @samuelj6122 7 років тому +16

      Three Musky Queers lmao your username.

    • @ian1064
      @ian1064 7 років тому

      Three Musky Queers they don't even have to just take out the gas and the oil

    • @FurryTrash_
      @FurryTrash_ 7 років тому +5

      In GTA you can't pick up cars with forklifts...

    • @volphie
      @volphie 7 років тому +6

      Liquids don't trigger an explosion. If the car was on and and ignition happened, the car would/could

    • @deansproductions
      @deansproductions 7 років тому +1

      Yeah na. Petrol doesn't explode.

  • @GwynLordCream
    @GwynLordCream 7 років тому +1668

    1:44
    *She protecc*
    *But she also atacc*

    • @ReaperGamesMC
      @ReaperGamesMC 7 років тому +46

      But most importantly she dab on The haters

    • @satan4635
      @satan4635 7 років тому +13

      find yourself a woman who can do both.

    • @BryMakesArt
      @BryMakesArt 7 років тому

      Gotta love her

    • @windy8872
      @windy8872 7 років тому

      GwynLordCream lol i seen that shit all over

    • @scrungobeepis5443
      @scrungobeepis5443 7 років тому +5

      She cares, and she kills

  • @MangoTheEpic
    @MangoTheEpic 7 років тому +1020

    Don't forget to thank your other sponsor, Post Malone.

    • @ainsley8317
      @ainsley8317 7 років тому

      The Epic Mango shit 😂

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 7 років тому +13

      The Epic Mango most palone

    • @WestrnMan
      @WestrnMan 7 років тому +1

      The Epic Mango HAHA TRILL SHIT

    • @geovannycruz9361
      @geovannycruz9361 7 років тому +1

      They're friends, he isn't a sponsor dipshit

    • @nmb3468
      @nmb3468 7 років тому +6

      how could u not tell it was a joke lol

  • @zer0953
    @zer0953 7 років тому +216

    [starts shooting from a heavy machine gun]
    *smooth jazz playing in the background*
    lmaoooooooooooo

    • @mouthsounds8228
      @mouthsounds8228 7 років тому +7

      there's a difference between miniguns and Heavy Machine Guns, dude

    • @BDNLPP
      @BDNLPP 7 років тому +2

      Stukov Gaming you're such a badass

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 7 років тому

      It's a fucking mp5k

  • @defunnyguy4473
    @defunnyguy4473 7 років тому +400

    Post Malone is level Super Saiyan in chub 'n tucking

  • @gregoryg.7940
    @gregoryg.7940 7 років тому +1891

    Fun Fact: if it weren't for Ethan's weight the tank wouldn't be able to crash that car

  • @TasteTheRambo
    @TasteTheRambo 7 років тому +1024

    "It's just a tank, bro!"

  • @daltonmalkowicz2689
    @daltonmalkowicz2689 7 років тому +856

    "This guy; he's a famous deep sea diver. He holds the record in Saudi Arabia."
    FUCKING SAVAGE

    • @michaelpiccininni3397
      @michaelpiccininni3397 7 років тому +5

      Dalton Malcowicz America

    • @saul_7mte940
      @saul_7mte940 7 років тому

      Donald Trump wrong. Its Murica

    • @nekkhakhitahutineter9279
      @nekkhakhitahutineter9279 7 років тому +1

      ethan should steal it for his stand up

    • @D7mee010
      @D7mee010 7 років тому +5

      I don't get it...

    • @SatoshiKurokawa
      @SatoshiKurokawa 7 років тому +28

      Abdulrahman.m.m the target dummy was modeled after Bin Laden. They dumped his body off the coast of Saudi Arabia after the Seals killed him.

  • @Micoolaw
    @Micoolaw 7 років тому +1468

    The fact that Ethan and post Malone just hang out on the regular now is absolutely hilarious to me

  • @mishakeller3788
    @mishakeller3788 6 років тому +255

    To everyone saying Hila was in the military why is she confused: BT only trains you in standard issue weapons and idk but I don’t think an MP5 is standard issue for the Israeli army. No firearm is exactly the same and asking an expert for help is probably better than clicking the mag release and shit. Just saying

    • @Peteru69
      @Peteru69 6 років тому +28

      Yeah, I don't know why it bothers me that people are so dumb about it. So I'm just gonna ignore it. We had basic rifle training in the Danish "defense army", we shot rifles and even pistols but that's something like 13 years ago, give me a gun today and I'll likely need a little time to get used to the sound and recoil.

    • @belowme8660
      @belowme8660 5 років тому +13

      It's because they are depressingly jealous and madly envious of her and Ethan that they get to do the things they do while the highlight of their day is to write hateful comments. If they were invited to join Hila and Ethan for example they would gladly go and if they met them randomly they would never say SHIT to her. That's everyone on UA-cam in a nutshell

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 5 років тому +1

      She was a clerk the most pog job there is. Plus probably only qualified on the rifle and hardly fired it

    • @sear8618
      @sear8618 5 років тому +3

      I guess most people in the world don't understand mandatory military service. In Turkey only men have to go do their service and most of them don't even get to hold a gun except their training which lasts 2 hours. They confuse mandatory service with being in the military.

    • @hellothere8988
      @hellothere8988 4 роки тому

      If she was trained on a standard NATO 556. She should be able to shoot a 9mm. But idk

  • @craydehiyade3862
    @craydehiyade3862 7 років тому +1865

    SHOUTOUT TO AUDIBLE FOR SUPPORTING H3H3

    • @asapgrit
      @asapgrit 7 років тому +1

      no fugazy

    • @ibnalfreak
      @ibnalfreak 7 років тому +1

      THE REAL OG's

    • @mikaylabarber4300
      @mikaylabarber4300 7 років тому +3

      crayde hiyade 666 likes

    • @crowleyswhitehorse
      @crowleyswhitehorse 7 років тому +30

      No joke, big props to the companies who do their homework and buy ads directly from UA-cam creators - instead of just leaving it on Google to develop algorithms to keep their ads off videos they don't like.

    • @stephkorren6599
      @stephkorren6599 7 років тому +2

      Mikayla Barber wow lol XDXDXD soo funny and cool, nice to see such a funny 😁 Coment

  • @RachelSnow0451
    @RachelSnow0451 7 років тому +4537

    Ethan's midlife crisis, funded by post malone

    • @sororityslayer8517
      @sororityslayer8517 7 років тому +43

      Praise The Stu How is this a mid-life crisis? I would get in a tank no matter what age

    • @oasistuperware4596
      @oasistuperware4596 7 років тому +37

      He's just kidding, lol.

    • @joshguillen8530
      @joshguillen8530 7 років тому +15

      Akon Damala Badara Thiam Its a joke bro

    • @supremebuffalo6322
      @supremebuffalo6322 7 років тому +12

      I think there may be a grain of truth to that, not that its a bad thing. I'm sure everyone would love to have a rich friend

    • @sororityslayer8517
      @sororityslayer8517 7 років тому +7

      Killer Ratstar Every good joke contains true shit

  • @lukasicecube3298
    @lukasicecube3298 7 років тому +1866

    Thanks to Audible for supporting our brave soldiers.

    • @AustrianPainter11
      @AustrianPainter11 7 років тому +4

      Lukas IceCube You've got an L on your profile picture.

    • @AliJ23
      @AliJ23 7 років тому +5

      L is the first letter of his user name. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @SDGFDSZXC
      @SDGFDSZXC 7 років тому +3

      its a hoax the moon is flat!

    • @lukasicecube3298
      @lukasicecube3298 7 років тому +4

      SIEMMERT there is no moon, pal.

    • @archived1606
      @archived1606 4 роки тому

      Weeblord it’s ironic

  • @bboat42069
    @bboat42069 7 років тому +63

    "Hila message to the haters?"
    ".........
    We're coming"

  • @MrSteviekan
    @MrSteviekan 7 років тому +172

    i love how post malone just casually appears on h3h3's vid

  • @crius3203
    @crius3203 7 років тому +472

    h3h3 productions threatens haters with tank
    - WSJ

    • @TheGamerWithOCD
      @TheGamerWithOCD 7 років тому +15

      CRIUS Oh you've done it now

    • @Swapnil638
      @Swapnil638 7 років тому +1

      Replace 'haters' with 'critics', that's more like WSJ criteria.

  • @slendeaway7730
    @slendeaway7730 7 років тому +112

    "This guy's a famous deep sea diver, he holds the record in Saudi Arabia."
    10/10 best joke of the year award.

    • @im_Erraa
      @im_Erraa 7 років тому

      Slendeaway 😂😂I know right .......I think only a few people got it

    • @ThePlatinumangel
      @ThePlatinumangel 7 років тому

      Yeah I need one too

  • @DrRetardo8600
    @DrRetardo8600 7 років тому +321

    That's what I as a European expect to do from 90% of Americans all day.

    • @plaguex1
      @plaguex1 5 років тому +8

      In America you can buy anything lol. It's kinda ridiculous but we're used to it. Just how it is for now. For better and worse

    • @dungeonbeast1087
      @dungeonbeast1087 4 роки тому +25

      This is what Europeans did all day in the 1940s

    • @jmoney7289
      @jmoney7289 4 роки тому

      Carlos Urenda nice bro tell that panzy they just can't be trusted

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 роки тому

      @Plague “just how it is _for now”_ could not be more true. This video is a perfect picture of our former American decadence. Now we can’t even buy ground beef 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @mikedegrassetyson8807
      @mikedegrassetyson8807 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah like can Americans just drive tanks around it's crazy

  • @1997CWR
    @1997CWR 7 років тому +611

    You should have crushed Tai Lopez's Lamborghini

    • @BethanielThe3rd
      @BethanielThe3rd 7 років тому +89

      "Hey guys, here in m military base, just chilling with my tank, you know whats cooler than this tank? KNOWLEDGE"

    • @leakybucket2898
      @leakybucket2898 7 років тому

      BethanielThe3rd
      You obviously mean Knaledgee.

    • @MrtinVarela
      @MrtinVarela 7 років тому +1

      Bat of GOTHAM "You have learned a new word..."

  • @jackblack4359
    @jackblack4359 7 років тому +177

    Audible is the real MVP.

  • @Momon143
    @Momon143 7 років тому +478

    Nice of you to include the guy's Bin Laden joke, he seemed really proud of it.

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 7 років тому +115

      it was a pretty dope joke though

    • @mowdegrassetyson7676
      @mowdegrassetyson7676 7 років тому +9

      PhilfreezeCH It was a spectacular joke

    • @rubenspooky
      @rubenspooky 7 років тому +1

      I didnt get it

    • @pequod_
      @pequod_ 7 років тому +20

      Ruben Izembrandt Bin Laden's body was buried at sea, thus a deep sea diver

    • @roycethefox
      @roycethefox 7 років тому +2

      Seal team six dragged bin ladens' corpse into a black hawk and verified that the corpse was the real bin laden. when the test was over, they dumped him right into the sea

  • @paxtongray3462
    @paxtongray3462 7 років тому +523

    This is what I would do if I had cash instead of crippling depression

  • @iJustFlyDammit
    @iJustFlyDammit 7 років тому +191

    "Holds the record in saudi arabia" for deep sea diving. I'm dying LOL

    • @faisalog5430
      @faisalog5430 7 років тому

      i didnt get it.

    • @Varadium_
      @Varadium_ 7 років тому +33

      when the USA killed Osama bin Laden they dumped his body in the ocean. so he's a 'deep sea diver'

    • @RathVantas
      @RathVantas 7 років тому +3

      iJustFlyDammit ikr funniest joke of the video from some offscreen gun range employee

    • @cryptn4983
      @cryptn4983 7 років тому +5

      TOO BAD IT DID NOT HAPPEN. NO PROOF = DIDNT HAPPEN.

    • @L33TCHI3K3N
      @L33TCHI3K3N 7 років тому +5

      Faisal OG The reason they did that is because in islam you have to have proper burial rights and being dumped out sea will not alloe his soul to rest. So in other words he got 360 no scoped by freedom.

  • @epicxdave
    @epicxdave 7 років тому +363

    Call Of Duty: H3H3 Warfare

  • @mintysoldaccount7266
    @mintysoldaccount7266 7 років тому +1067

    *this video has been demonitized for having the word 'tank' in the title*

    • @jackmcguire2133
      @jackmcguire2133 7 років тому +30

      can't tell if i wanna like this comment cause it makes me f u c k i n g a n g e r y

    • @mull3286
      @mull3286 7 років тому +8

      mintbreathingdragon your comment has been demonetized for the use of profanity.

    • @marked_one
      @marked_one 7 років тому +6

      damn i guess all my world of warcraft tanking guides will get demonetized

    • @blurhikari6545
      @blurhikari6545 7 років тому +1

      Man, World of Tanks gameplayers are going to have a hard time, aren't they?

    • @andrewcostanza6802
      @andrewcostanza6802 7 років тому +3

      And my fish care videos

  • @trevorclark7985
    @trevorclark7985 4 роки тому +39

    that fact that he didn’t put posts name in the title is why i like him.

  • @orionshea
    @orionshea 7 років тому +539

    I bet no Toyota ads on this one

    • @jamesarmstrong5593
      @jamesarmstrong5593 7 років тому +3

      Orion but Toyota are famously some of the most reliable cars on the planet.

    • @keanucange
      @keanucange 7 років тому

      Yeah, consistently rated as the brand that has the most reliable cars on the planet.

    • @baruksrivastava
      @baruksrivastava 7 років тому

      Orion lmfao

    • @Shigellosis
      @Shigellosis 7 років тому

      Some guy and yet, their cars can't handle a goddamn tank.. ha! pussywhips

  • @Cytrillex
    @Cytrillex 7 років тому +359

    The fucking casual jazz music in the background of this video with tanks and guns does it for this video

    • @themanfromfrance
      @themanfromfrance 7 років тому

      Cytrillex BagelsMan uy

    • @legomario524
      @legomario524 7 років тому

      Cytrillex BagelsMan It makes y funnier when you think of it

  • @RyuHan4
    @RyuHan4 7 років тому +96

    Seeing Malone doing Ethan's dance made me really happy because you can see a bit of Ethan in him ever since they've been spending so much time together :)

    • @TehSerPo
      @TehSerPo 7 років тому +3

      RyuHan4 Malone is definitely a fanboii

    • @lilym6947
      @lilym6947 7 років тому

      RyuHan4 post was making h3 references before they became friends (he says goofs and gafs etc in the hot ones video)

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone 7 років тому +3

      Cause' he is Ethan's son.
      Duh...

    • @nahsik
      @nahsik 7 років тому

      PaiNain we're all fanboys!

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz 7 років тому

      It's cool that they're friends. Both of them seem like really nice, genuine people. A lot of people can change with fame, but hopefully they'll stay this way or even improve to become better. It's a tough equation to manage, but of course, I'm rooting for these guys!

  • @julianunofficial9315
    @julianunofficial9315 7 років тому +41

    4:27 Ethan's infamous cough LMAOOOOOO

  • @RandomVideos2
    @RandomVideos2 7 років тому +170

    The only videos that UA-cam allows ads on: Clean wholesome vlogs

    • @christinabutterfield1801
      @christinabutterfield1801 7 років тому +1

      Random Videos they didn't bash any major companies or promote drama so this one should be fine

    • @rydohg
      @rydohg 7 років тому +10

      I didn't get any ads on this

    • @s1ke912
      @s1ke912 7 років тому +4

      same i didnt get an ad either. no ad block as well

    • @sqidwrd4811
      @sqidwrd4811 7 років тому +11

      this probably got demonitized because of the guns lol. h3 can't win with youtube's new ad system

    • @patrickelder151
      @patrickelder151 7 років тому +2

      That's odd, no ads on this but the first one, plenty.

  • @zexion378
    @zexion378 7 років тому +608

    Your sister looks happy ethan. good to see you guys happy

    • @throg4657
      @throg4657 7 років тому

      せいかん
      Same same

    • @kaneriseley3124
      @kaneriseley3124 7 років тому +54

      せいかん its his carer

    • @edmsquad
      @edmsquad 7 років тому +16

      That's Ethan's care taker / sis lmfao

    • @aliounedarosa
      @aliounedarosa 7 років тому +1

      That's Ethan's take carer/ sis lmfao

    • @starboydevil9929
      @starboydevil9929 7 років тому +3

      LMAO, I'm dying..

  • @PorterEX
    @PorterEX 7 років тому +576

    These CS:GO modded servers are getting out of hand...

  • @Alice-ib4cz
    @Alice-ib4cz 6 років тому +151

    Love how he didn’t mention that Post would be in the video in the title. True friend 👏🏻 not just using him for the views

    • @RamzaZero
      @RamzaZero 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah when I was watching the vid I saw Post and was like oh. I think it's cool that they be hanging out. Hopefully they still do hang out once in awhile and they need him on a podcast asap.

    • @GootGoot
      @GootGoot 4 роки тому +1

      Alexander De Borja post has been on the h3 podcast multiple times already. He doesn’t have the time to hang out most likely. But it’s cool to imagine that they hang out alot

  • @Ignodeus
    @Ignodeus 7 років тому +1447

    Next WSJ article: H3H3 to join ISIS after uploading a video of using tanks and AK47's

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 7 років тому +11

      Ignodeus lol, definitely

    • @styot
      @styot 7 років тому +18

      Don't forget the video featured Osama Bin Laden!

    • @TheCrusaderBin
      @TheCrusaderBin 7 років тому +5

      Write an email like that and link that wideo to Wallstreet Journal and it WILL HAPPEN.

    • @jokyejoker
      @jokyejoker 7 років тому

      Yeah okay, enough with the WSJ bashing, its still a good newspaper and I bet not many resources are allocated to the UA-cam writing section. So please, dont act like a moron.

    • @wizardo3158
      @wizardo3158 7 років тому +11

      Next wsj h3h3 is a murderer for saying he's coming for haters as a joke

  • @Cowmanik
    @Cowmanik 7 років тому +375

    That tank went through that car like a glowing red hot knife through your recommended videos.

  • @TheJayDawgZ
    @TheJayDawgZ 7 років тому +209

    "Holds the record for deep sea dive" I almost lost it lol

    • @Real_Genji
      @Real_Genji 7 років тому +1

      Skinny Mcdoogin same lmao

    • @daleyotter4607
      @daleyotter4607 7 років тому

      I laughed a little to hard

    • @OldSchoolDudeGaming
      @OldSchoolDudeGaming 7 років тому +3

      It's even more fitting that it's basically the anniversary of his death too.

    • @BodilyFunction
      @BodilyFunction 7 років тому

      Skinny Mcdoogin I was laughing my ass off

    • @disability3343
      @disability3343 7 років тому

      What did I not hear

  • @aidainskahimitz5553
    @aidainskahimitz5553 6 років тому +77

    Imagine like picking up office supplies and seeing a youtube couple and a rap artist driving a tank over a toyota

    • @ohkayelin
      @ohkayelin 3 роки тому

      Really this is on a really shitty street behind the strip with strip clubs and sus businesses 😂

  • @mlgbadboy360noscopper4
    @mlgbadboy360noscopper4 7 років тому +402

    when you actually hope you get ads

    • @GabzitoHD
      @GabzitoHD 7 років тому +60

      MlgBadboy360NoScopper there's an "I" in aids

    • @NorsnameMan
      @NorsnameMan 7 років тому

      +GabzitoHD the real gabitzo??? I remember watching you for like 3 years ago lol

    • @GabzitoHD
      @GabzitoHD 7 років тому +2

      Beyney lol :DD

  • @myth1c916
    @myth1c916 7 років тому +665

    Can you guys do a video about Hila talking about her time in the Isreal Defense Force (IDF)?

    • @alfredoc.5087
      @alfredoc.5087 7 років тому +31

      Nami Plays no because that probably ISN'TREAL...
      BTW it's spelled Israel.

    • @jakeosullivan3677
      @jakeosullivan3677 7 років тому +21

      drug user 187 but it is tho...

    • @alfredoc.5087
      @alfredoc.5087 7 років тому +19

      Jake Nope yeah I know, I was just trying to make a joke

    • @Whotthe12
      @Whotthe12 7 років тому +8

      dw I got the joke... it was a play on words, combining 'Isn't' and 'Israel' together.

    • @alfredoc.5087
      @alfredoc.5087 7 років тому +5

      smart boi...

  • @pipi0290
    @pipi0290 7 років тому +171

    From "we were drug dealers" to crushing cars in a tank in vegas.
    Nigga we made it.

  • @lukemigely7750
    @lukemigely7750 6 років тому +56

    Runs over the car, I’m Ethan Bradberry

  • @HiGuysTomHere
    @HiGuysTomHere 7 років тому +616

    "HE'S A FAMOUS DEEP SEA DIVER" 😂

  • @narutofan9tf
    @narutofan9tf 7 років тому +170

    I love how the guy acts like a fan around Ethan, even though he's famous himself and has an entourage, it's so sweet

  • @drztar5605
    @drztar5605 7 років тому +612

    Post Malone is such a chill dude, very humble guy too.

    • @Simonhakken
      @Simonhakken 7 років тому +34

      humble? driving a tank?

    • @SpacenaughtM
      @SpacenaughtM 7 років тому +80

      +Simonhakken he's not humble he made Ethan put 20 on the tanks

    • @myilmazalper
      @myilmazalper 7 років тому +25

      Simonhakken having money and getting to do fun expensive shit doesnt make you not humble

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 років тому +9

    Post is training for when he has to shoot zombies outside of his apocalypse bunker.

  • @RatherA
    @RatherA 7 років тому +385

    Why do I think Ethan and Hila are like "yay! Disneyland" whenever Post Melon invites them.

  • @Madness0905
    @Madness0905 7 років тому +518

    how about a big thank you for post malone?! That dude is just freaking awesome.

    • @JenDaMen
      @JenDaMen 7 років тому +153

      *a big tank you

    • @wesselbindt
      @wesselbindt 7 років тому

      Marius Schmidt meh

    • @RatKissa
      @RatKissa 7 років тому +3

      Generous and genuine dude, and talented artist, I dig his tunes.

    • @CrummyJoker
      @CrummyJoker 7 років тому +1

      Marius Schmidt how about a big TANKS hahaha, get it? TANKS HAHAHA ... Ha... Ha...
      I'll show myself out...

    • @scottyp4834
      @scottyp4834 7 років тому

      Marius Schmidt Im pretty sure he paid for everthing. lol

  • @lewissmith6900
    @lewissmith6900 7 років тому +1277

    Its mostly Ethan's weight that is destroying that car

    • @civilwar9637
      @civilwar9637 7 років тому +6

      R O A S T E D
      O
      A
      S
      T
      E
      D

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 7 років тому +1

      yoyosmithy tanks are basically fupa-cars right?

    • @gabstergreen62
      @gabstergreen62 7 років тому +59

      He's losing the fupa faster then Daddy Of Five is losing his kids to social services

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 7 років тому +3

      THAT CHUB IS LETHAL!!!

    • @alasdeangel3929
      @alasdeangel3929 7 років тому

      Gabster Green, you are a god.

  • @redhotbobmonkhouse9794
    @redhotbobmonkhouse9794 7 років тому +1

    The friendship between Ethan, hila and Austin is just so genuine but so random, every video Austin is in he never feels like a 'guest' he feels like he should be there, I hope he doesn't get to busy to spend time having fun, I want to see him hanging out with Ethan and hila a lot more

  • @swimskim5874
    @swimskim5874 7 років тому +240

    "Holds the record for deep sea diving in Saudi Arabia." LMFAO

    • @deathknight161
      @deathknight161 7 років тому +4

      that was a good one

    • @Snoop_Doge
      @Snoop_Doge 7 років тому

      i didnt understand it

    • @FilthyChance
      @FilthyChance 7 років тому +6

      Snoop Doge They dumped Osama Bin Laden's body into the ocean after killing him. Although that's what they want us to think, you never know.

    • @exm3266
      @exm3266 7 років тому +2

      im from sawgy orabia

  • @Throck1
    @Throck1 7 років тому +232

    ah america, the only country where you can say "hey I feel like driving a tank today and crushing some cars"

    • @rafaelmontoya1454
      @rafaelmontoya1454 7 років тому +47

      in russia you dont say it you do it

    • @Spearmint22425
      @Spearmint22425 7 років тому +10

      Danc Meme thats cause you got tanks lying around everywhere xause you never cleaned up after ww2

    • @nataliadjuraas
      @nataliadjuraas 7 років тому +2

      Ian billgates
      Ah not really but ok

    • @hegotthewetworks5408
      @hegotthewetworks5408 7 років тому +4

      Ian billgates Lmao there was never a battle on American soil. So why would there be tanks from WW2 lying around?

    • @danmccoy550
      @danmccoy550 7 років тому

      Danc Meme i bet they do that shit every day in Saudi Arabia. those guys have more money than they know what to do with.

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 7 років тому +563

    This is the most American video I've witnessed.

    • @KhuzaimaKing
      @KhuzaimaKing 7 років тому +9

      MURRICA

    • @mehonal21
      @mehonal21 7 років тому +7

      hahahah
      U.S. is Isreal's biggest ally so

    • @panflutejam
      @panflutejam 7 років тому +1

      China number one

    • @krassertyp9087
      @krassertyp9087 7 років тому

      Varinder Bhandal You are everywhere dude! You always have a top comment on cr1tikals channel! Who the fuck are you?

    • @breadslayer7442
      @breadslayer7442 7 років тому +5

      I love our rights, AMERICA!!!

  • @thefezer456676
    @thefezer456676 4 роки тому +3

    "Why am I a good shot?"
    "No, cause you started to shoot with your middle finger"
    Lmao

  • @Gr3y1
    @Gr3y1 7 років тому +400

    Most American video ever

    • @gusbus9880
      @gusbus9880 7 років тому +17

      *'murica*

    • @Peng_Pong
      @Peng_Pong 7 років тому +2

      FUCK YEAH!!

    • @ArunaUtd
      @ArunaUtd 7 років тому +7

      Shit country

    • @someoneyoumightknow2795
      @someoneyoumightknow2795 7 років тому +2

      Radiant P3nguin That wasn't a compliment dude...

    • @bozewolf6446
      @bozewolf6446 7 років тому

      I think he was referring to the lyrics of that one song idk its name "America, fuck yeah"

  • @zzz2094
    @zzz2094 7 років тому +743

    "ITS JUST A TANK BRO!"

  • @pearlfountain
    @pearlfountain 7 років тому +124

    But remember, Safety is our number one priority.

    • @NJOverclocked
      @NJOverclocked 7 років тому

      thought hello thought

    • @KhuzaimaKing
      @KhuzaimaKing 7 років тому +7

      BOOM lets get started with our first gajek

    • @brianphung7259
      @brianphung7259 7 років тому

      Hello no.

    • @zuzumita
      @zuzumita 7 років тому +1

      Safety is our number one concern, because nobody likes roasted nuts :^)
      Is it a good idea to microwave this? memories anyone? :)

    • @TrollBenable
      @TrollBenable 7 років тому

      buum.

  • @CatherineDosek
    @CatherineDosek 7 років тому +40

    I just realized, after having just done it, It’s kind of ironic that this is the only channel I ever “smash” the like button for. I hit those bad boys with force I love these videos so much dude.

  • @ChickenBatmanplayz
    @ChickenBatmanplayz 7 років тому +195

    I'm so sad that they aren't being monitized. their videos have even gone up in quality and more people are watching but they still are having trouble. good luck Ethan & Ella.

  • @SosnaWoldemariam
    @SosnaWoldemariam 7 років тому +758

    Can we recognize that Hila was in the Isreal army?

    • @Lily.valkyrie
      @Lily.valkyrie 7 років тому +1

      +

    • @radiomirrorpark819
      @radiomirrorpark819 7 років тому +90

      Sosna Woldemariam she typed documents. that's about it.

    • @maciejkornatowski3026
      @maciejkornatowski3026 7 років тому

      All that IDF training paying out clearly ;)

    • @twinkgaming420
      @twinkgaming420 7 років тому +20

      It's pretty easy to get into a non-field role or even get excluded afaik. Most do get some sort of weapon training tho

    • @SavageLynelButtPlug
      @SavageLynelButtPlug 7 років тому +29

      Is Israel one of those countries where people are required to serve in the army? Some countries make young adults serve like a year or two, even if it's just an office job.

  • @FilipBezzels
    @FilipBezzels 7 років тому +243

    if this is what Ethan and Hila come up with nowadays then im all for it

    • @rainopaino
      @rainopaino 7 років тому +7

      This is pretty much an average Thursday for them.

    • @sownheard
      @sownheard 7 років тому

      FilipBezzels Minecraft and gun's Murica

  • @osvster
    @osvster 7 років тому +46

    1:08 This is why your video got DEMONETIZED
    *#Mannequinlifesmatter*

  • @KrystianZ13
    @KrystianZ13 7 років тому +217

    H3H3, when you do sponsorships about audible, maybe mention that you get the audiobook forever, you dont lose it after the 30 days. Its something that Made me try it out and now im a monthly subscriber ;)

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 7 років тому +34

      No, the copies will self-destruct after 30 days.

    • @conradkorbol
      @conradkorbol 7 років тому +2

      Krystian Z they can take your digital downloads at any point t for all digital books: there was a case of company losing the rights to a book and they took it from everyone. It was allowed tho because you were basically perma Renting

  • @Miyuilol
    @Miyuilol 7 років тому +308

    *If you disliked this video they're gona come for ya*

  • @ericpark9983
    @ericpark9983 7 років тому +34

    Lol i love how classy elevator jazz music is playing in the background while theyre bulldozing over cars in a damn tank

  • @MsMishafy
    @MsMishafy 5 років тому +4

    Hila looked so genuinely wholesome and happy when she was a pink leprechaun 😭 so precious

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 7 років тому +380

    tank you very much for posting this video

    • @nolanw9573
      @nolanw9573 7 років тому +39

      Cyranek why cause your channel is dying

    • @tinab3001
      @tinab3001 7 років тому +9

      Rexosaurus so harsh dude

    • @KawaiiKillar
      @KawaiiKillar 7 років тому +1

      Something which was never alive can not die

    • @countswaggitha
      @countswaggitha 7 років тому +1

      How is his channel dying? It gets a steady amount of views and even an occasional million. That doesn't look like dying to me.

    • @KawaiiKillar
      @KawaiiKillar 7 років тому

      Papa literally go look at his newer videos compared with his older ones and check out the views it definitely looks like dying to me

  • @jacobmccabe2472
    @jacobmccabe2472 7 років тому +283

    Why does it sound like jake Paul saying "BROOOO!" Whenever they run over the car

    • @imjustaturkey9913
      @imjustaturkey9913 7 років тому +23

      because jake sounds like a loud rusty big headed tank motor, accurate imitation

    • @w.m.4077
      @w.m.4077 7 років тому +7

      IYM A STRAWWBURRY

    • @PhoenixXOXOLoves
      @PhoenixXOXOLoves 7 років тому

      xX_mememan_ 420_Xx it's actually does

    • @deleteddeleted8679
      @deleteddeleted8679 6 років тому +1

      xX_mememan_ 420_Xx I thought it was just a cancerous hype beast libtard with noodle hair.

    • @astarith8340
      @astarith8340 6 років тому +1

      I hope jake Paul was in dat car :

  • @dankmaster5513
    @dankmaster5513 7 років тому +61

    This is like the better, more upscaled version of all of TechCunts videos

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 7 років тому +4

      They forgot to show the iPhones and the jar of cockroaches in the crushed car.

  • @Rokityt
    @Rokityt 5 років тому +4

    2:11 i love the contrast between whats happening and the music

  • @jacobjett8227
    @jacobjett8227 7 років тому +59

    that guy just made a bin laden joke XD

  • @opguy1417
    @opguy1417 7 років тому +315

    little bin laden meme at 3:00?

  • @divinasi0n
    @divinasi0n 7 років тому +808

    *This video has been de-monetized because UA-cam has detected the following content:*
    *+ Graphic automobile violence*

    • @BerserkPublishing
      @BerserkPublishing 7 років тому +13

      I thought they de-monetized it for Ethan's trigger action.

    • @deangreen3370
      @deangreen3370 7 років тому +3

      #automobilematter

    • @pamir2593
      @pamir2593 7 років тому +5

      they monetized thevvideo because of that bloody islamic man puppet standing in wall of that ammolution/guns shop . you can see the puppet in the first few seconds of the video

    • @randy1432
      @randy1432 7 років тому +7

      420 likes

  • @bandonkadonk
    @bandonkadonk 3 роки тому +1

    0:55 i love how hila didnt even flinch when someone shot but ethan got startled, really shows how she was in the military

  • @soccerstar.
    @soccerstar. 7 років тому +221

    "Hila do you have a message for WSJ?"
    "We're coming for you"

  • @InSaneXBang
    @InSaneXBang 7 років тому +3599

    Post Malone is Ethan's sugar daddy

    • @edmsquad
      @edmsquad 7 років тому +75

      Eystin lmfaooo more like Dope Older brother that he wish he had... still sugar daddy though lmfaoo 🤣😂🤣😂🤣💯

    • @Polyfusia
      @Polyfusia 7 років тому +34

      And you know what that means. There's a reason for the way Ethan walked out of the frame at the end. His butthole is wider than Chicxulub crater.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 років тому +83

      I'm starting to think Post bought Ethan and Hila.

    • @Cabbudge
      @Cabbudge 7 років тому +34

      Ethan is like 10 years older than post malone

    • @MentalMerc3
      @MentalMerc3 7 років тому +13

      Cabbudge post Malone likes dem DILFs

  • @yesofcourse3019
    @yesofcourse3019 7 років тому +378

    Oh u showed guns
    UA-cam: demonetization

    • @theundergroundera7985
      @theundergroundera7985 7 років тому +10

      PC c(ancer)ulture

    • @jeden9331
      @jeden9331 7 років тому +2

      Andrew Oakley its not just pc, secular talk has to fuck with his titles hard so he doesn't get demonetized. He is also pretty left wing. So basically everything even remotely political.

  • @XoXoDreaMeoXoX
    @XoXoDreaMeoXoX 5 років тому +11

    Didn't even use Post Malone in the thumbnail for that sweet sweet click bait. Proud of you. Keep it uo

  • @MiledDingus
    @MiledDingus 7 років тому +2702

    How the hell did you guys go from reacting to cringy kids on the internet to driving tanks over cars with Post Malone

    • @parms4760
      @parms4760 7 років тому +48

      youtube adsystem lul

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz 7 років тому +11

      hahaha that is a great way to put it!

    • @VeraDragon
      @VeraDragon 7 років тому +93

      Kelp HD reason:They met Post Malone

    • @Feelflowww
      @Feelflowww 7 років тому +10

      Kelp HD theyre probably a poly threesome

    • @TetrisKing
      @TetrisKing 7 років тому +18

      Post Malone came from UA-cam so he probably likes their channel.

  • @KahalealiiTedIshikawa
    @KahalealiiTedIshikawa 7 років тому +489

    War Lord Hila.

    • @jhonhenry9056
      @jhonhenry9056 7 років тому +10

      Kahale Ishikawa Watch out palestinians.

  • @SaneDude13
    @SaneDude13 7 років тому +146

    Ethan and Hila do not fuck around.

  • @gasmasklad6493
    @gasmasklad6493 5 років тому +17

    2:21 please Ethan PLEASE finger off the trigger

  • @EduardoContreras
    @EduardoContreras 7 років тому +337

    at 4:00 hes pointing the tank at the trump tower

    • @jeandavetancinco1070
      @jeandavetancinco1070 7 років тому +60

      *message to haters*

    • @mrmatt5356
      @mrmatt5356 7 років тому +38

      Eclipse Eduardo trump jokes are sooo last election

    • @datrazine
      @datrazine 7 років тому +15

      Eclipse Eduardo he wasn't even pointing it at it

    • @JackGriffin745
      @JackGriffin745 7 років тому +7

      Not quite. Besides, I think it was already pointed that way

    • @JohnJFebreeze
      @JohnJFebreeze 7 років тому +8

      Eclipse Eduardo still meme worthy

  • @daansmits7809
    @daansmits7809 7 років тому +319

    post malone is a legend

  • @The.HarroweD
    @The.HarroweD 7 років тому +98

    I love Posty.
    I lost my shit at "You comfortable?" "Nooope!"

  • @corbenturner2899
    @corbenturner2899 4 роки тому +12

    I miss when posty and ethan would make videos together

  • @BloodyBobJr
    @BloodyBobJr 7 років тому +254

    Damn.. that was actually a pretty legit Osama Bin Laden joke from soldier boy

    • @TheCARCOON11
      @TheCARCOON11 7 років тому

      Jere Aho it was a good one

    • @paulgotik
      @paulgotik 7 років тому +3

      some american people have some serious issues.

    • @jiglo1
      @jiglo1 7 років тому +7

      why? Because we joke about the killing the filth that carried out the 9/11 attacks?

    • @gees8892
      @gees8892 7 років тому

      George Bush Jr is still alive @Acid Soup

  • @rrmedia3392
    @rrmedia3392 7 років тому +135

    "Hey, Hila! What do you think the haters are driving?"
    "A Toyota!"
    ...hey, I drive a Toyota.

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 7 років тому +18

      Haha
      Wait--
      I drive a Toyota too...
      ...
      sheet

    • @Travmann777
      @Travmann777 7 років тому +3

      Fucking haters

    • @msr6918
      @msr6918 7 років тому

      I have roller skates what does that mean for me?

    • @UncommonSituations
      @UncommonSituations 7 років тому

      R&R Media "THAT Toyota"
      EDIT: who knows wtf she said actually...

    • @TheOsirin
      @TheOsirin 7 років тому

      R&R Media they also do

  • @kakapink406
    @kakapink406 7 років тому +71

    3:36 Sergeant Ethan from the 91. Division of the Vape Army

  • @tminatorh3757
    @tminatorh3757 5 років тому +6

    Bruh whenever I see tanks, I think 'dude, nothing happened in 1989.'

  • @JCF520
    @JCF520 7 років тому +90

    HILA IS SO HAPPY

  • @abageekedup
    @abageekedup 7 років тому +84

    You can hear Ethan's signature cough at 4:27

  • @DarkCornersTV
    @DarkCornersTV 7 років тому +65

    Is this video lowkey a threat for UA-cam? 😉

  • @LiquidBees
    @LiquidBees 7 років тому +132

    Okay but can we talk about how gorgeous Hila is 😍😍😍

    • @boofpaxkx
      @boofpaxkx 7 років тому +11

      Samantha Rees no

    • @alienthargoid1110
      @alienthargoid1110 7 років тому +6

      nah

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 7 років тому +3

      I like her trigger disciple and the fact that she doesn't flinch in gunfire. It's her Mossad training.

    • @queenofthedamned5899
      @queenofthedamned5899 7 років тому +2

      Cylestyl Being jealous much?

    • @Peteru69
      @Peteru69 6 років тому +1

      Tom Portegen bigoted Dumbass. Ayy name calling is so much fun.