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The "free" flow of information,but they have so called wu maos who got access to the whole internet so no firewall of china and i like imagining those keyboard warriors stumbling on some of these videos going "thats right glorious leader and china #1!!"
As a Chinese I would like to correct one thing in the test In the first question regarding how many kids you should have, a answer of 2 can get you social credit because China is now facing a severe ageing population problem and the CCP is hoping that the citizens produce more kids. Not 3 or 4 kids but '2' because of a ridiculous reason. There is a HUGE and powerful birth control government department in China and the country can't just cut the whole department and cause unsettlement among unemployed. So they decide to keep the department to monitor families to only have '2 kids' correction: now they want 3 children lol cuz apparently 2 is not enough p.s please don't doubt that I am Chinese by judging my weeb username:)
I mean you can have as many kids as long as you can pay a ridiculous fine(and not receive some social benefits). It's usually just poor people who you see go through forced abortions.
@@seraby7151 you are absolutely right. I am myself a second child in a family and my family was fined and my mom lost her job but i guess it's worth it? :) (that was in 2001 btw)
I studied chinese for like a couple weeks two years ago and for some miracle I recognized the "wo3 bu4" characters and correctly guessed it meant "idk"... I feel so proud of myself
As a person who’s born in China, I can confirm that everything on this list is true. You can trust me because I’m from China, so everything I say is factually correct.
-1000 social credits Reason: mentioned the T word. Your execution is tomorrow at the same time i send this comment. You better enjoy your Ice Cream. Certified Bing chilling moment. -TheUltraChinese
So *The Wok* in the Hecker spinoff serves the same role as skittle-chan in Beluga's original series, both as emotional support to the protagonist and also as a gorgeous waifu.
How many hours do you play games? 5 min every weekend “+100 social credit” 1-3 hours a week / 1/7-3/7 hours a day “+15 social credit” 4-12 hours a day “-1,000,000 social credit” 24/7 “CCP: You have lost citizenship privelige”
I am Russian and in our country this service is not widespread at all. But my English teacher regularly used Kahoot in our group. I am infinitely grateful to her for opening up this wonderful section of Western culture for me.
Let me help you 👍 •Firstly move to China Repeat after me •China is the best🇨🇳 •Taiwan is not a country •What is Tiananmen Square? •Nothing happened on 4th June 1989 Great you now have more than 10000 social credits Glory to the CCP! 🙏
@@anwzdewan6969 Listen, China is lying to it's people. China's government is the worst Taiwan IS a country A massacre occured on Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989. The CCP sucks. As an anti-communist/dictatorship, I will never have enough social credit.
@@lzxoier7216 respect what? You stepped into a parody video meant to be hilariously rAtHeR oFfEnsIvE and you should know you came here to get very sarcastic memes lol
@@nycdrgnfly it is a meme, so its like if you support china, u get spcial credit, u good person, if u no suppprt china, u lose all ur social credit, u bad person.
@@wl82 the Chinese government has expressed the desire to adopt a social crediting system that rewards citizens for being good productive members of their community. But when you see people talking about it on the internet, it's usually just a joke being used to poke fun at the Chinese governments rampant authoritarianism and nationalism, by implying that they will take everything from you if you don't do or say what they want.
LOL. Pretty accurate video. Can’t imagine people other than Chinese knowing these much of information. People who claim Taiwan as a country publicly in China would definitely get caught immediately.
Just for educational purposes, the options for the Tiananmen Square question translate as follow: Blue: June Fourth Incident Yellow: Tiananmen Square Massacre Green: Pro-Democracy movement of 1989 They're basically different historical labels of the same event, with different nuances.
These questions should be included: “Is there concentration camp in XinJiang?” a) Yes b)Nothing there at all c)Those are anti-terrorists prisons, not concentration camps d) Those are re-education centres, not concentration camps “Are there genocide on Uyghurs?” a) Yes b) No, because they deserve it c) No, because they are terrorists d) No, because they need re-education “What kind of people Uyghurs are?” a) White European b) Chinese c) Chinese d)Chinese “Is East Turkistan a country?” a) Yes, and it was invaded by CCP b) No and it has always been a part of China c) No and I don’t care history d) I don’t know but anyway I only love China “Is HK originally a part of UK in perpetuity?” a) Yes, HK was given to UK in perpetuity according to the treaty signed between UK and The Great Qing Empire b) No, HK IS CHINA! c) No, HK has never even been a colony d) No, I don’t care historical documents! “How many years of history does China have?” a) Hundred b) 4000 c) 5000 d) 1.8 millions
The test could literally go on forever. Who owns the entire South China Sea? Who won the Korean War? Who started the Opium Wars? Which Western imperialist nation did COVID originate from? In what year did China eliminate poverty? What happened in Tibet? Which nation never acknowledged their war crimes? How often per year should buy a flower to place on Mao's tomb? How many hours per day should students and employees study Xi Jinping Thought? Who is responsible for the unrest in Hong Kong? Who is responsible for the protests during COVID? Who will inevitably rise forever to overtake the decadent West? Where did humanity originate from? Which one race of people are descendant from fucking dragons? Unless you've actually lived in China, you have no idea how insane the propaganda truly is. It's straight up 1984 style brainwashing.
Jokes aside, these questions and their answers themselves are pretty accurate for someone living in China. Do you know that in order to play videos games in China you are required to enter your ID card? And if you are under 18 you can only play games from 8 to 9 PM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. ;_;
@@adityarajsingh8110 Lmao, the conflict has been lingering since 1948. Do you think it is going to end in a near future with Israel capturing Palestine? How old are you, boi?
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
As a Taiwanese, I feel like whenever China sends a massive squadron of fighters and bombers invading our airspace, they're actually scouting out the positions of those who had failed social credit tests in Taiwan. It's a exhausting and costly operation, however. Because we Taiwanese have a passive social credit income of -42069 everyday. Thus, they have to send massive amount of aircraft every fucking day to keep the naughty list up to date. Kinda like what the Santa does if you ask me.
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
@@sunbeames There was a civil war between the now ccp and kmt government back before ww2 , after ww2 the civil war continued and the exhausted kmt china was defeated and retreated to the Formosa island , the victorious ccp tried to take over the island through amphibious assault but failed twice if i remember. Since there was no ceasefire agreement , the war technically never ended. So , there are now 2 countries with the title China since both sides are technically still at civil war.
@@joellee234 Tho back in early 2000s, mainland China still has a good relationship with Taiwan, and I believe continuously send electricity to Taiwan until Cai Yinwen becomes the President of Taiwan.
I am from Mainland. You can criticise the Chinese government if you are not satisfied and we do it as well. You don't get arrested immediatley if you think chinese government did a bad job at something.
@@囧囧囧-w6t Detail for the "immediately" Just one word: Uighurs. You know what I mean when I'm making this appointment. Hope you have a good life and may god bless you, or whoever or whatever you believe.
It’s a nightmare, ESPECIALLY IF U DON’T EVEN SPEAK OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, AND YOU Live in China and your parents are not even part of China and don’t speak Chinese and (what am I doing I forgot to send this from HOURS ago) I’m ded. Also, I don’t live in China, but I would never want to be in a country That I have no idea how to speak or understand. Like any country I’ve never been to, not just China.
What really happened at Tiananmen Square was this: People were protesting about Chinese rights. They weren’t gonna stop protesting so the Chinese military started killing them off by running them over with tanks. This all happened on live TV
Hey there I’m a Chinese and I’m not a pinkie Just to correct that 1:42 it should be morning tmr becuz the meme shown says execution date is 明天黎明 which means the dawn of tmr
1:00 六四 1:28 Every time those Chinese know that I am Taiwanese in online game, they always bully me and laugh at my country, but I didn’t do anything wrong, why this happen on us (´･_･`) …anyways, thank you for supporting TW Hecker :D
Don't let it get to you. You're amazing! Many people bully on online game anyway. It is generally a place of scum and villainy. Best to play with friends lol.
At 1:20, I can confirm the answer is Green because the green answer has 我不知道 written 4 times. 4 is an unlucky number in chinese. If you don't know something, that's wrong. 4 is also wrong. Two wrongs make a right, therefore that answer is correct
Having studied the Chinese language extensively, I can safely say that the way you answer the question at 1:07 can reveal with 100% accuracy whether you are a psychopath, so pay attention.
As a Taiwanese， I need to say "Thank you" because you choose "Taiwan is a country". Because many famous people want to make money from China, so they said"Taiwan is a part of China" then they can have little pink fan.It's really unfair to us in Taiwan. But, you choose "Taiwan is a country " that give us a big respect. I will keep watching your video. 感謝你的優質影片 (thanks for your epic video)
Hello American here. I hope the best for your people. China are the modern day Nazis and your people are so strong. I feel modern Americans take the country we have for granted!
As a Chinese, i confirm that description is true. And with this comment of propaganda, I've got 114514 points social credits. Have a nice day, ❤ from Xinjiang camp.
Actually the right answer to the first question is as many as possible, the 1 child, even 2, would reduce your social credits score ( cause of the declining population in china)
I don't think china has a declining population? The whole reason why they even restricted families to have only few children as possible is because they are overpopulated, no? Maybe you're thinking of japan?
@@akagi9537 no, I'm thinking of china. The last census has shown that the population of China shrank. The one child policy was modified as early as of mid 80s to allow people in rural areas more than 2 and it was converted to national about 10 years ago, and it was completely lifted this year, allowing people to have more kids ( because of the census results probably but the reason officials gave would probably be something else)
Inaccuracy: The first question is outdated, China passed the Three Child Policy earlier this year, replacing the Two Child Policy that itself replaced the One Child Policy a few years back. So the politically ideal number of children to have right now is 3.
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@@hecker69 why u a cat?
Why does this have only 1 like
@@THUNDERBOLT1418bruh
1:38 😂😂
As a Taiwanese, I can confirm we do this every week.
That kinda sad tho
I can confirm too
Sus
actually?
@@helloppl2308 Yes. Actually. They also do tests on Japanese war crimes in China.
Now I finally know why China banned UA-cam lol😂😂😂
Wait..
wait..
wait..
WTF
will ngl I am china, but that question depends who you ask.
Had no clue they did that
E
The "free" flow of information,but they have so called wu maos who got access to the whole internet so no firewall of china and i like imagining those keyboard warriors stumbling on some of these videos going "thats right glorious leader and china #1!!"
As a Taiwanese, I could say that our social credits was set to -1000000 since we were born.
Hey I’m a very avid supporter of Taiwan, I’m Japanese though and I don’t apologize for shit.
There is no Taiwanese. Either you are chinese or not chinese.
Anyway brb, I got to collect some discounts for having +10000000 social credit points
@@crazycats08 you mean you are either chinese or western chinese cuz the world is china (+2 social credit)
@@crazycats08 nope. He is Taiwanese
Thug life
As a teacher, I can confirm I do this with my students daily.
Beluga for question 6 he would say No
hi
As a student, I will say, NO.
Based teacher
Nice teacher
You never see John Xina coming
Zhong*
Jong Xina
You never see him AT ALL.
Ya’ll Can Call Him
John Cena
John Xina
Zhong Cena
Zhong Xina
😃👊
Fuck, it's Jong Xina you normies
I swear hecker is one of the best students anyone could have
Except when he heck things
@@rxllydon except though
Yes
Yuc
And hecker
Zhong Xina is the best Chinese master ever.
no me
@@selmonboi7929 shut up its me
@@randomguyontheinternet9905 no ,its xi jinping
Zhong Xina is 'John Cena'
And his name is John Cena
As a Chinese, I can confirm this is a certified hood classic.
know happen at tiananmen in 1989?
@@zerodayl6264 nothing 💀
實際上這是一個經過認證和認可的文革事件
神金
hecker is a kahoot master
He got drip on his side
2
@@AshabAnan I did not notice that
Early you are
Lol
As a Taiwanese, we learn and practice John Xina's "you can't see me" trick since little
so that we can evade the execution when time comes
I love Taiwan 🇯🇵 I listen to K-Pop all day you have a great media culture
@@vomm K-Pop is Korean pop, not Taiwanese pop.
Bruh
@@vomm >I love Taiwan
>Japanese flag emoji
>Talks about K-pop
I've been suddenly afflicted wirh a case of the big confused
@@vomm 我不知道what you are saying
As a Chinese I would like to correct one thing in the test
In the first question regarding how many kids you should have, a answer of 2 can get you social credit because China is now facing a severe ageing population problem and the CCP is hoping that the citizens produce more kids. Not 3 or 4 kids but '2' because of a ridiculous reason. There is a HUGE and powerful birth control government department in China and the country can't just cut the whole department and cause unsettlement among unemployed. So they decide to keep the department to monitor families to only have '2 kids'
correction: now they want 3 children lol cuz apparently 2 is not enough
p.s please don't doubt that I am Chinese by judging my weeb username:)
There's a new regulation that allows up to 3, 2 was a couple years back
I mean you can have as many kids as long as you can pay a ridiculous fine(and not receive some social benefits). It's usually just poor people who you see go through forced abortions.
@@kokumba they must be worried about declining birth rates
@@kokumba oh yea sht I havn't been back for year, my bad
@@seraby7151 you are absolutely right. I am myself a second child in a family and my family was fined and my mom lost her job but i guess it's worth it? :) (that was in 2001 btw)
As a Taiwanese, I'm proud of myself that I understand the joke of "the wok Johnson"and laugh 'til my abdomen aches.
His names is De Wok Zhong Shen.
嗨
@@looadrian1999 polmao
@@looadrian1999 xen
Can u explain the joke? I didn't understand
Fun fact: on the second to last questions, the answers were all “I don’t know” in Chinese.
I know 😂
I know too feels good
I know because I speak Chinese
I studied chinese for like a couple weeks two years ago and for some miracle I recognized the "wo3 bu4" characters and correctly guessed it meant "idk"... I feel so proud of myself
How do you read that? Wo pu zhi dao?
As a person who’s born in China, I can confirm that everything on this list is true. You can trust me because I’m from China, so everything I say is factually correct.
Such a lier 😂 we never do this kind of thing in china.however we do believe that taiwan is a chinese province
@@mao4859 Welcome to CCP
Hope, Chinese government will not read your comment. If you are really a Chinese then RIP in advance 👍
@@mao4859 do you know Zhang Yixing ( Lay) ????
-1000 social credit for using VPN
As a Taiwanese this is so true!
-1000 social credits Reason: mentioned the T word. Your execution is tomorrow at the same time i send this comment. You better enjoy your Ice Cream. Certified Bing chilling moment.
-TheUltraChinese
Taiwanese?
@@jamaw4757 yes?
Bing chilling.
@@Velvora00 WTF. You mean ice cream?
As a teacher, I can confirm this is what I make my students go through everyday.
Walt;o
The SC universe is expanding everday, let hope they will introduce us Xin Deesel and Zhason Xithem soon.
Shouldn't it be "Deezhel"?
Very Proud of you Zhang Xina
The StarCraft universe? But seriously, what do you mean with SC?
@@kreativernickname4031 Social Credit
You can't forget Zhongy shins
So *The Wok* in the Hecker spinoff serves the same role as skittle-chan in Beluga's original series, both as emotional support to the protagonist and also as a gorgeous waifu.
yo
How many hours do you play games?
5 min every weekend “+100 social credit”
1-3 hours a week / 1/7-3/7 hours a day “+15 social credit”
4-12 hours a day “-1,000,000 social credit”
24/7 “CCP: You have lost citizenship privelige”
No the last one is execution
@@danielcreatd872 😂, and in secret
@@johannwang4979 U meant to say never existed
@@danielcreatd872 yes thats true
The second is untrue
I am Russian and in our country this service is not widespread at all. But my English teacher regularly used Kahoot in our group. I am infinitely grateful to her for opening up this wonderful section of Western culture for me.
@nataliaknyagynya4143 your English teacher should have taught you English
this wonderful culture is rotting all our brains faster than nukes are flying at me
As a Taiwanese, I will never have enough social credits.
Let me help you 👍
•Firstly move to China
Repeat after me
•China is the best🇨🇳
•Taiwan is not a country
•What is Tiananmen Square?
•Nothing happened on 4th June 1989
Great you now have more than 10000 social credits
Glory to the CCP! 🙏
什么是social credits?
+9999 Free Social Credit from me😌
(Thanks Me Later)
Me:*born*
My social credits:-9999999999999
@@anwzdewan6969
Listen, China is lying to it's people.
China's government is the worst
Taiwan IS a country
A massacre occured on Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989.
The CCP sucks.
As an anti-communist/dictatorship, I will never have enough social credit.
I'm glad The Wok and Zhong Xina could collaborate to make this fantastic informative test to help Chinese people understand what is factually correct
@СССР 90 100% rickroll
Can’t you respect?
@@lzxoier7216 respect what? You stepped into a parody video meant to be hilariously rAtHeR oFfEnsIvE and you should know you came here to get very sarcastic memes lol
1:42 me as a Taiwanese being happy what hecker chose 🥲
Thank Hecker speak for taiwan
True
I am an INDIAN AND WE SUPPORT U ALL BRO
🇮🇳 ♥️🇹🇼
you lost all social credits
Ur execution date is due
Nothing happened on 4th of July 1989
Taiwan is part of China
Glory to CCP
No social credits Taiwan is china
This was a fun one indeed, hope to see more collaborations!
I love how no matter how high your social credit is, as soon as you lose something you lose everything.
什么是social credit?作为中国人，我没听过。不过是的，正如你们所预料的，我玻璃心确实碎了一地
是个梗
uh what is the social credit tho i don’t get it
@@nycdrgnfly it is a meme, so its like if you support china, u get spcial credit, u good person, if u no suppprt china, u lose all ur social credit, u bad person.
@@wl82 the Chinese government has expressed the desire to adopt a social crediting system that rewards citizens for being good productive members of their community.
But when you see people talking about it on the internet, it's usually just a joke being used to poke fun at the Chinese governments rampant authoritarianism and nationalism, by implying that they will take everything from you if you don't do or say what they want.
LOL. Pretty accurate video. Can’t imagine people other than Chinese knowing these much of information. People who claim Taiwan as a country publicly in China would definitely get caught immediately.
And killed.
Taiwan belong to china...
Russia is not a country, neither is China. USA is not a country, Facebook and UA-cam are countries.
TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY
Just for educational purposes, the options for the Tiananmen Square question translate as follow:
Blue: June Fourth Incident
Yellow: Tiananmen Square Massacre
Green: Pro-Democracy movement of 1989
They're basically different historical labels of the same event, with different nuances.
Thanks for translating
Btw what the texts in 1:07 say?
@@May-ky4lu the text is "I don't know", "I don't know*2,"i dont know *3","i don't know*4)
@@samtan2650 thanks
I've seen for the third time today already! I've literally seen you on the knuckles video, and the sauce video.
@@samtan2650 They're all "I don't know"? I would think one of them would have said "China".
These questions should be included:
“Is there concentration camp in XinJiang?”
a) Yes
b)Nothing there at all
c)Those are anti-terrorists prisons, not concentration camps
d) Those are re-education centres, not concentration camps
“Are there genocide on Uyghurs?”
a) Yes
b) No, because they deserve it
c) No, because they are terrorists
d) No, because they need re-education
“What kind of people Uyghurs are?”
a) White European
b) Chinese
c) Chinese
d)Chinese
“Is East Turkistan a country?”
a) Yes, and it was invaded by CCP
b) No and it has always been a part of China
c) No and I don’t care history
d) I don’t know but anyway I only love China
“Is HK originally a part of UK in perpetuity?”
a) Yes, HK was given to UK in perpetuity according to the treaty signed between UK and The Great Qing Empire
b) No, HK IS CHINA!
c) No, HK has never even been a colony
d) No, I don’t care historical documents!
“How many years of history does China have?”
a) Hundred
b) 4000
c) 5000
d) 1.8 millions
HK given to UK? It was leased okay?
The test could literally go on forever. Who owns the entire South China Sea? Who won the Korean War? Who started the Opium Wars? Which Western imperialist nation did COVID originate from? In what year did China eliminate poverty? What happened in Tibet? Which nation never acknowledged their war crimes? How often per year should buy a flower to place on Mao's tomb? How many hours per day should students and employees study Xi Jinping Thought? Who is responsible for the unrest in Hong Kong? Who is responsible for the protests during COVID? Who will inevitably rise forever to overtake the decadent West? Where did humanity originate from? Which one race of people are descendant from fucking dragons?
Unless you've actually lived in China, you have no idea how insane the propaganda truly is. It's straight up 1984 style brainwashing.
Lmao I find it funny when liberals pretend to care about China's human rights violations but not what Israel is doing. 💀
@nelsoncheng2674 yeah, that's right
Jokes aside, these questions and their answers themselves are pretty accurate for someone living in China. Do you know that in order to play videos games in China you are required to enter your ID card? And if you are under 18 you can only play games from 8 to 9 PM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. ;_;
The first one isn't accurate tho. A family can now have up to 3 children in China.
@@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 Yeah XD
Sounds like the worst country in the world.
@@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 they're not wrong either. China used to adopt 1 child only. Idk they change that policy already 🤷😐
@@daniel5ihus really does tbh
When the Wok showed up it felt oddly heartwarming.
69 likes
Yes, he made me feel that everything was going to be alright
Hecker’s social skills increased 100000000% after this video 😀💝
and then 0%
@@dustinsonic2447 says the kid who is on his 30-45 year old dad’s phone
Taiwan is not a country tbh it's just free version of china
Yay
how long will your mother live?
subscribe: 100 years
ignore: 100 years
hope you read my comment carefully
As a Chinese person, I can confirm that this is what we do in class.
As a Chinese Ima say this is interesting
U used VPN?
Proof ur chinese?
Ur literally malaysia
100,000,000+ Social Credits!
How do you have UA-cam bruh
THIS VIDEO SHOWS THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTS SOCIAL CREDITS KNOW THE TRUTH OF MY COUNTRY🇹🇼
I recognize it as a moroccan:) love from morocco 🇲🇦❤️🇹🇼
@پیاده نظام خان don't cry when Israel captures Palestine than
@پیاده نظام خان people like you are literal definition of hypocrites
@@adityarajsingh8110 you made a point there. I would like you to see what his response will bem
@@adityarajsingh8110 Lmao, the conflict has been lingering since 1948. Do you think it is going to end in a near future with Israel capturing Palestine?
How old are you, boi?
Walt: 666 Everyone: NOOOO TAT SCARI COD
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Omg🥺😅
He is not god
Is November
E
As a Taiwanese, ours sosial credit is under Zero when we born.
lol
As a Taiwanese, our social credits decrease every day😜
Hahaha funny and sad at the same time, btw beautiful country 😉
How about something original
It helps
I hope Taiwan pulls a pro gamer move and blows the Three Gangang Dam to bits. Humanity is counting on you!
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
@@alejandroquesada Umm...I hate the Chinese government, but not all Chinese people, blowing the Three Gorges Dam will kill lots of people...
reply with E before this comment reach 500 replies
E
E!
E
E
E
"is taiwanese a country?"
**kiryu coco, hololive CHINESE branch closing, and antis flashback**
and maybe haachama/haato too..
Oh please...
bruhhh
Did most of CN branch also participate in harrasment against Coco except two member?
@@justinrald3318 it is
It's why she left
0:11 when my dad heard this song he got excited and ran out to see what we were watching.
He was so disappointed. Sorry dad
the "wok" and "zhong xina. " BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂😂
As a Taiwanese, I feel like whenever China sends a massive squadron of fighters and bombers invading our airspace, they're actually scouting out the positions of those who had failed social credit tests in Taiwan.
It's a exhausting and costly operation, however. Because we Taiwanese have a passive social credit income of -42069 everyday. Thus, they have to send massive amount of aircraft every fucking day to keep the naughty list up to date.
Kinda like what the Santa does if you ask me.
As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?
@@sunbeames There was a civil war between the now ccp and kmt government back before ww2 , after ww2 the civil war continued and the exhausted kmt china was defeated and retreated to the Formosa island , the victorious ccp tried to take over the island through amphibious assault but failed twice if i remember. Since there was no ceasefire agreement , the war technically never ended. So , there are now 2 countries with the title China since both sides are technically still at civil war.
@@joellee234 ah, that makes alot more sense. Thank you.
Lol
@@joellee234 Tho back in early 2000s, mainland China still has a good relationship with Taiwan, and I believe continuously send electricity to Taiwan until Cai Yinwen becomes the President of Taiwan.
As a Taiwanese
these memes are pure gold
Nice to meet you, I support Taiwan independent
@@justabingbong Nice to meet you too :)
@@justabingbong Sorry but that will never happen as long as PRC is still here. Civil war will be here soon. Heh.
I am from Mainland. You can criticise the Chinese government if you are not satisfied and we do it as well. You don't get arrested immediatley if you think chinese government did a bad job at something.
@@囧囧囧-w6t Detail for the "immediately"
Just one word: Uighurs. You know what I mean when I'm making this appointment. Hope you have a good life and may god bless you, or whoever or whatever you believe.
Taiwan is a country: social credits -99999
Me: i have hecker as my buddy
ding* 9999999 social credits
As a Chinese I agreed with your answer, wait somebody is knocking my door.
Hecker : Does China know where I live ?
Zhong : Do you have TikTok ?
Hecker : Yes...oh shit they know then
That Zhong Xina picture literally made me cry laughing before I had even watched the rest of the video lol.
1:35
Wtf
🤣🤣🤣
0:56 the fact that the others answers are in chinese just make it more terrifying
It’s a nightmare, ESPECIALLY IF U DON’T EVEN SPEAK OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, AND YOU Live in China and your parents are not even part of China and don’t speak Chinese and (what am I doing I forgot to send this from HOURS ago) I’m ded. Also, I don’t live in China, but I would never want to be in a country That I have no idea how to speak or understand. Like any country I’ve never been to, not just China.
What’s sad is that everyone treats the social credit thing as a joke but it’s an actual system that’s been in development since 2009
now y know everything
And for the United States, it’s called credit score!
@@proffranco4229 most brain dead crap ever said.
@@erinmartin1646 low credit score? Get screwed by capitalist banks! Good luck buying assets! It’s very similar, wake up
@@proffranco4229 Except you can't take public transportations and your children don't get to attend good schools.
What really happened at Tiananmen Square was this: People were protesting about Chinese rights. They weren’t gonna stop protesting so the Chinese military started killing them off by running them over with tanks. This all happened on live TV
Social Credit -100000
The fuck
@@sujitprathameeshravichandr127 it's a real event tho
@@sujitprathameeshravichandr127 educate yourself
@Supiamco yo ik what happened man, the fuck was my rxn to the brutality....idk how guys interpreted
I got a Chinese ad before the video played, and im watching this from germany
glorious
China actually switched from mandating 1 child to asking for as many children as possible because they created a population crisis 🤣
Since they are now successfully reduce every other ethnic in the country it's time to make more "Han mens"
@@_pizzaboy9631 You mean Han Gays?
And now they got too many men and too little women.
Are you questioning the CCP and Supreme Leader Xi Jinpooh' rulings on birth control? -100,000 social credits🤣 just kidding Don't believe it
Huge respect for you from Taiwan!
臺灣人給你一個讚👍
30.000.000- social credit Taiwan is not a country!!$%@_#/=#;&&$
Love to see it, Hecker speaks out for Taiwan 🇹🇼 💪
Taiwan=a province of China
Social credit -99999999😰😰😰
Hecker revolution
@@shetou1639 Paraguay:taiwan is independent
Marian Sabrdella wrong !!! It is a part of the glorious republic of china
Hey there I’m a Chinese and I’m not a pinkie
Just to correct that 1:42 it should be morning tmr becuz the meme shown says execution date is 明天黎明 which means the dawn of tmr
UA-cam is banned in China
I wish I had the Rock staring at me whilst taking my exams... sure I've would've passed! or been crushed if i failed
As a Chinese whose parents are from China, I am astounded by how accurate this is. Lmao.
Is Taiwan a country?
No
No
yes
No
@@champschannel44 social credit-10000
As Korean, I support independent Taiwan 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼
-10000000 social credit 💀💀💀💀
wtf bro
@@SpaceCatyplayz you got something againgst bameninghong government
@@SpaceCatyplayz you gotta respect our leader xhon xina
As an Indian, I support the same.
this vid was outstanding and making the rock look like them was absolutly funny
Me who *hecked my social credit* to *infinity* after failing the test: "Im the best Chinese out of all Chinese even though I'm not even a human"
The great firewall would stop you cuz u cant probably install a vpn lol
1:00 六四
1:28 Every time those Chinese know that I am Taiwanese in online game, they always bully me and laugh at my country, but I didn’t do anything wrong, why this happen on us (´･_･`)
…anyways, thank you for supporting TW Hecker
:D
你在游戏里遇到的那几个人又不能代表全中国人。
they're just mad that everyone loves us because we don't put people into concentration camps :)))
Don't let it get to you. You're amazing!
Many people bully on online game anyway. It is generally a place of scum and villainy. Best to play with friends lol.
大陸人比美國人好多了，你見過美國人了沒啊
This literally just happened now. The TikTok trivia page had a question where the “correct” answer was that Taiwan was a providence of China.
As a Taiwanese, I'm so happy when I see Hecker consider Taiwan a country. Tysm for your support😄. Words can't describe how happy I am now.
taiwan is not a country 😃👍
And Taiwan is not a province of China as well. 😃
@@zokichii I'm from Taiwan, and yes it is a country. We have a flag and different rules from China and we also have our own language
@@angelaverde9586 Taiwan is a country from Pakistan
@@angelaverde9586 I'm Chinese, and no Taiwan is not a country
As a Hong Konger, I can’t stop laughing
That’s is so good!
At 1:20, I can confirm the answer is Green because the green answer has 我不知道 written 4 times. 4 is an unlucky number in chinese.
If you don't know something, that's wrong.
4 is also wrong.
Two wrongs make a right, therefore that answer is correct
4 has the same reading of die
Damn thats one funny song I cant stop laughing just from the song sound so goofy😂
Having studied the Chinese language extensively, I can safely say that the way you answer the question at 1:07 can reveal with 100% accuracy whether you are a psychopath, so pay attention.
Can you explain please
@@nazimf.3604 I'm just memeing it actually, it's just the phrase "I don't know" (wo3bu4zhi1dao4/我不知道) repeated over and over.
@@chaosunleashed274 oh
Lol i just noticed the word is exactly the same for all answers 😂
as a chinese, i can confirm zhong xina is our leader and we worship him
+1000 social credits
兄弟牛逼
@@fyka-sc1968 杰哥
钟欣娜是什么梗啊？
Wow, thats the first time I see someone living after taking the social credit test
Well awkward this is getting recommended to me now ..
For being a Taiwanese, this is great
不好說...
@@longbowee うん
@@silkic The guy was speaking Chinese, and you repsonded in Japanese...
@@sunnychan415 نعم العالم غريب
@@longbowee 非常不好说
As someone from mainland China I can't stop laughing at this lmao
Be safe.
@@djd770 We're fine, don't worry
oh youre from mainland china hmm?
Tell me then , is taiwan a country ?
@@comradesoviet3847 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It's not under China's control yet, but here it's just politically correct to call it a province.
@@azurev2258 it will never be China's control... The Taiwanese president will fight and the people don't want to be part of China
"Zhong xina is better than Hecker"
-Mao zedong
As a Chinese born and lived in the mainland, confirmed this 💯 true 👍
Me: "Taiwan isn't a country"
China: 🙂
Me: "It's an Empire 👑"
China: 😡
Me: Taiwan is a country.
China: 🤬
Me: In fact, it conquered China and is surrounding Beijing right now!
China: 😝
Me: Look around you then.
China: 😱😰
Me:taiwan is not a country
china:🙂
me:it isa province of china
vegetable English:wtf
0:23 Which SMB overworld remix is that?
讚
哇賽，在這看到酷的夢
Oui. 真的酷
As a Taiwanese， I need to say "Thank you" because you choose "Taiwan is a country".
Because many famous people want to make money from China, so they said"Taiwan is a part of China" then they can have little pink fan.It's really unfair to us in Taiwan. But, you choose "Taiwan is a country " that give us a big respect. I will keep watching your video.
感謝你的優質影片
(thanks for your epic video)
太棒了！謝謝！
@@gary2612 hi 居然有人看到這個留言耶
😅
hahaha, that is very funny 😆. Literally there was “nothing” happened on Tiananmen in 1989.6.4! And there wasn’t any tanks on the square that day!🤓
64 lol
As a Taiwanese, I never got positive social credit in my life
that is so ironic I could laughing my head off 😂 😂
CCP: “Taiwan is not a country. It belongs to China.”
Me: “Yeah, the ROC is the country and Taiwan belongs to it😂”
As a Taiwanese, I can confirm that we are a country and we don't do social credits lmao. Thanks for supporting us!
為了增加我的可信度，我決定打一串繁體中文讓大家知道我不是在供三小
@@KoKoYoung 你在工三小
Hello American here. I hope the best for your people. China are the modern day Nazis and your people are so strong. I feel modern Americans take the country we have for granted!
@@jonathanh.2038 I don't know about modern day nazis
@@KoKoYoung I seriously tell YOU,Taiwan BELONGS to China!
Zhong Xina seems like a wonderful teacher.
UA-cam just asked me to rate this video. I gave it 5/5 stars and also put it was "life changing" and "enjoyable".
As a Chinese, i confirm that description is true.
And with this comment of propaganda, I've got 114514 points social credits.
Have a nice day, ❤ from Xinjiang camp.
Actually the right answer to the first question is as many as possible, the 1 child, even 2, would reduce your social credits score ( cause of the declining population in china)
I don't think china has a declining population? The whole reason why they even restricted families to have only few children as possible is because they are overpopulated, no? Maybe you're thinking of japan?
@@akagi9537 no, I'm thinking of china. The last census has shown that the population of China shrank. The one child policy was modified as early as of mid 80s to allow people in rural areas more than 2 and it was converted to national about 10 years ago, and it was completely lifted this year, allowing people to have more kids ( because of the census results probably but the reason officials gave would probably be something else)
@@JimboPresi22 Interesting to know, thanks for sharing the latest info.
@@JimboPresi22 WoW people are just machine to China, because they can produce accordingly to the wish of the government
China had already moved away from 1 child policy several years ago, now the latest policy is 3 children per family
Although you don’t have any social credit , at least you got the last question right
Yes :D
If he clicked nope, the internet will destroy hecker
True
Yes
Taiwan is a fucking province
"做得好"is means "doing very good!"(i am a chinise man)
“我不知道”is means "i dont know"
i also chinese
Lol
@@ninjarenzhe0401 你好啊(hello there)
As a hongkongese , I mean Chinese , we need to pass this exam every year .
0:33 fun fact: its actually 1 hour
Were talking asian culture here tho : (
-10000000 social credit
As a taiwanese I have to said I'm so glad I wasn't born in place where I need to care about losing my social credit~
wow，頭像是黑塔利亞的林曉梅哦
Plot Twist Questions
*Is Taiwan & China a country ?*
Hecker : *Choose Bhutan*
Zhong Xina : You genuinely regret it
my opinion but that offends me a lot because im taiwanese
@sports what are you trying to point out, and Taiwan is not from India, capper
When I was born in China, I expect to answer every question with “I don’t know.”
I still smile bec of it.
Just a friendly reminder: CHN GOV is now promoting a 3-children policy to deal with the lowest birth rate ever
Who care? Do the young couples in China have enough wealth to feed up all 3 children nowadays ? The government made it too late!
Wow, definitely a grateful stuff to thank for the Chinese Government!
@@johannwang4979 C'mon man, Chinese are not as poor as you think 🤦🏻♀️
@@waiyui_ i mean, he ain’t wrong you know
So the first question in the video got it wrong!
(just to clarify, I'm answering lihua)
Inaccuracy:
The first question is outdated, China passed the Three Child Policy earlier this year, replacing the Two Child Policy that itself replaced the One Child Policy a few years back. So the politically ideal number of children to have right now is 3.
As a Taiwanese: Taiwan is a country
As an Earthen: Taiwan is not a country
@@user-justsomeone Earthen? Earthen lamp 😂
@user-justsomeone it has come to my attention that there is a Chinese among us
No
No