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  • @hecker69
    @hecker69  5 місяців тому +48

    Check your allocation now t.me/dogshouse_bot/join?startapp=AfGbK2pAT7a3KVAkw8ZhQQ
    if you've been using Telegram for a while, you might have $$$ waiting for you.

  • @johannwang4979
    @johannwang4979 3 роки тому +22191

    Now I finally know why China banned UA-cam lol😂😂😂

    • @Temerityofficial21201
      @Temerityofficial21201 3 роки тому +368

      Wait..
      wait..
      wait..
      WTF

    • @yangyangxinkeli5927
      @yangyangxinkeli5927 3 роки тому +206

      will ngl I am china, but that question depends who you ask.

    • @elitheOG
      @elitheOG 3 роки тому +477

      Had no clue they did that

    • @yngrager
      @yngrager 3 роки тому +28

      E

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 3 роки тому +410

      The "free" flow of information,but they have so called wu maos who got access to the whole internet so no firewall of china and i like imagining those keyboard warriors stumbling on some of these videos going "thats right glorious leader and china #1!!"

  • @taylorroland3288
    @taylorroland3288 3 роки тому +25797

    As a Taiwanese, I can confirm we do this every week.

    • @Uggggu
      @Uggggu 3 роки тому +742

      That kinda sad tho

    • @Shadow_AngelYT
      @Shadow_AngelYT 3 роки тому +337

      I can confirm too

    • @unknown185
      @unknown185 3 роки тому +170

      Sus

    • @helloppl2308
      @helloppl2308 3 роки тому +87

      actually?

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 3 роки тому +386

      @@helloppl2308 Yes. Actually. They also do tests on Japanese war crimes in China.

  • @justarandomasian9300
    @justarandomasian9300 3 роки тому +11146

    As a Taiwanese, I could say that our social credits was set to -1000000 since we were born.

    • @LoLFilmStudios
      @LoLFilmStudios 3 роки тому +327

      Hey I’m a very avid supporter of Taiwan, I’m Japanese though and I don’t apologize for shit.

    • @crazycats08
      @crazycats08 3 роки тому +212

      There is no Taiwanese. Either you are chinese or not chinese.
      Anyway brb, I got to collect some discounts for having +10000000 social credit points

    • @Cloudes9
      @Cloudes9 3 роки тому +264

      @@crazycats08 you mean you are either chinese or western chinese cuz the world is china (+2 social credit)

    • @acanadiancapitalist2107
      @acanadiancapitalist2107 3 роки тому +35

      @@crazycats08 nope. He is Taiwanese

    • @胃炎-c8w
      @胃炎-c8w 3 роки тому +7

      Thug life

  • @Walt21
    @Walt21 2 роки тому +836

    As a teacher, I can confirm I do this with my students daily.

  • @safwanftw1265
    @safwanftw1265 3 роки тому +8001

    Zhong Xina is the best Chinese master ever.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +2708

    You never see John Xina coming

  • @MNGLD-do2kc
    @MNGLD-do2kc 3 роки тому +11040

    As a person who’s born in China, I can confirm that everything on this list is true. You can trust me because I’m from China, so everything I say is factually correct.

    • @mao4859
      @mao4859 3 роки тому +456

      Such a lier 😂 we never do this kind of thing in china.however we do believe that taiwan is a chinese province

    • @mickey7758
      @mickey7758 3 роки тому +1260

      @@mao4859 Welcome to CCP

    • @southasianbrat3878
      @southasianbrat3878 3 роки тому +357

      Hope, Chinese government will not read your comment. If you are really a Chinese then RIP in advance 👍

    • @Shivamkumar-uu9tu
      @Shivamkumar-uu9tu 3 роки тому +17

      @@mao4859 do you know Zhang Yixing ( Lay) ????

    • @VungL
      @VungL 3 роки тому +317

      -1000 social credit for using VPN

  • @Easonian0725
    @Easonian0725 2 роки тому +16

    As a Taiwanese, I need to say "Thank you" because you choose "Taiwan is a country".
    Because many famous people want to make money from China, so they said"Taiwan is a part of China" then they can have little pink fan.It's really unfair to us in Taiwan. But, you choose "Taiwan is a country " that give us a big respect. I will keep watching your video.
    感謝你的優質影片
    (thanks for your epic video)

    • @gary2612
      @gary2612 2 роки тому +1

      太棒了!謝謝!

    • @Easonian0725
      @Easonian0725 2 роки тому

      @@gary2612 hi 居然有人看到這個留言耶

    • @sosubak
      @sosubak Рік тому

      😅

    • @BOYLCRULES
      @BOYLCRULES 12 днів тому

      taiwan rules

    • @L20412
      @L20412 13 годин тому

      @@Easonian0725 I'm a Chinese and here's my thoughts (do not discuss it to avoid conflict): "Taiwanese themselves think that they are a country"

  • @jaayekeed
    @jaayekeed 3 роки тому +4365

    I swear hecker is one of the best students anyone could have

  • @kopnobliuebird
    @kopnobliuebird 3 роки тому +2456

    As a Taiwanese, we learn and practice John Xina's "you can't see me" trick since little
    so that we can evade the execution when time comes

    • @vomm
      @vomm 3 роки тому +72

      I love Taiwan 🇯🇵 I listen to K-Pop all day you have a great media culture

    • @thenoseguy
      @thenoseguy 3 роки тому +63

      @@vomm K-Pop is Korean pop, not Taiwanese pop.

    • @awaisamjad3201
      @awaisamjad3201 3 роки тому +14

      Bruh

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 роки тому +122

      @@vomm >I love Taiwan
      >Japanese flag emoji
      >Talks about K-pop
      I've been suddenly afflicted wirh a case of the big confused

    • @あたはら疝
      @あたはら疝 3 роки тому +16

      @@vomm 我不知道what you are saying

  • @hoang7542
    @hoang7542 2 роки тому +220

    As a Chinese, I can confirm this is a certified hood classic.

    • @zerodayl6264
      @zerodayl6264 Рік тому +11

      know happen at tiananmen in 1989?

    • @thefagan
      @thefagan 9 місяців тому +10

      @@zerodayl6264 nothing 💀

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 8 місяців тому +7

      實際上這是一個經過認證和認可的文革事件

    • @SpaceCatyplayz
      @SpaceCatyplayz 8 місяців тому +5

      神金

    • @WallaceRoxo
      @WallaceRoxo Місяць тому

      中国 🇨🇳👍👍

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 роки тому +1535

    Fun fact: on the second to last questions, the answers were all “I don’t know” in Chinese.

    • @chesterharperyt2578
      @chesterharperyt2578 3 роки тому +18

      I know 😂

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 3 роки тому +8

      I know too feels good

    • @Generic_Channel_1
      @Generic_Channel_1 3 роки тому +15

      I know because I speak Chinese

    • @hjdbr1094
      @hjdbr1094 3 роки тому +9

      I studied chinese for like a couple weeks two years ago and for some miracle I recognized the "wo3 bu4" characters and correctly guessed it meant "idk"... I feel so proud of myself

    • @Roastedbobapearl
      @Roastedbobapearl 3 роки тому +1

      How do you read that? Wo pu zhi dao?

  • @oreki4746
    @oreki4746 3 роки тому +2322

    As a Chinese I would like to correct one thing in the test
    In the first question regarding how many kids you should have, a answer of 2 can get you social credit because China is now facing a severe ageing population problem and the CCP is hoping that the citizens produce more kids. Not 3 or 4 kids but '2' because of a ridiculous reason. There is a HUGE and powerful birth control government department in China and the country can't just cut the whole department and cause unsettlement among unemployed. So they decide to keep the department to monitor families to only have '2 kids'
    correction: now they want 3 children lol cuz apparently 2 is not enough
    p.s please don't doubt that I am Chinese by judging my weeb username:)

    • @kokumba
      @kokumba 3 роки тому +166

      There's a new regulation that allows up to 3, 2 was a couple years back

    • @seraby7151
      @seraby7151 3 роки тому +92

      I mean you can have as many kids as long as you can pay a ridiculous fine(and not receive some social benefits). It's usually just poor people who you see go through forced abortions.

    • @cornheadahh
      @cornheadahh 3 роки тому +23

      @@kokumba they must be worried about declining birth rates

    • @oreki4746
      @oreki4746 3 роки тому +8

      @@kokumba oh yea sht I havn't been back for year, my bad

    • @oreki4746
      @oreki4746 3 роки тому +54

      @@seraby7151 you are absolutely right. I am myself a second child in a family and my family was fined and my mom lost her job but i guess it's worth it? :) (that was in 2001 btw)

  • @tremendousyeet3467
    @tremendousyeet3467 3 роки тому +877

    So *The Wok* in the Hecker spinoff serves the same role as skittle-chan in Beluga's original series, both as emotional support to the protagonist and also as a gorgeous waifu.

    • @21eo
      @21eo 3 роки тому +3

      yo

  • @Walt21
    @Walt21 2 роки тому +34

    As a teacher, I can confirm this is what I make my students go through everyday.

  • @yucaoximi665
    @yucaoximi665 3 роки тому +700

    The SC universe is expanding everday, let hope they will introduce us Xin Deesel and Zhason Xithem soon.

  • @coasterhockygamingboy9549
    @coasterhockygamingboy9549 3 роки тому +456

    I love how no matter how high your social credit is, as soon as you lose something you lose everything.

    • @wl82
      @wl82 3 роки тому +10

      什么是social credit?作为中国人,我没听过。不过是的,正如你们所预料的,我玻璃心确实碎了一地

    • @bobthebuilder1380
      @bobthebuilder1380 2 роки тому +3

      是个梗

    • @nycdrgnfly
      @nycdrgnfly 2 роки тому

      uh what is the social credit tho i don’t get it

    • @bobthebuilder1380
      @bobthebuilder1380 2 роки тому +3

      @@nycdrgnfly it is a meme, so its like if you support china, u get spcial credit, u good person, if u no suppprt china, u lose all ur social credit, u bad person.

    • @artimus4198
      @artimus4198 2 роки тому

      @@wl82 the Chinese government has expressed the desire to adopt a social crediting system that rewards citizens for being good productive members of their community.
      But when you see people talking about it on the internet, it's usually just a joke being used to poke fun at the Chinese governments rampant authoritarianism and nationalism, by implying that they will take everything from you if you don't do or say what they want.

  • @raytefather9662
    @raytefather9662 3 роки тому +2429

    As a Taiwanese this is so true!

    • @karl-heinz5924
      @karl-heinz5924 3 роки тому +302

      -1000 social credits Reason: mentioned the T word. Your execution is tomorrow at the same time i send this comment. You better enjoy your Ice Cream. Certified Bing chilling moment.
      -TheUltraChinese

    • @jamaw4757
      @jamaw4757 3 роки тому +38

      Taiwanese?

    • @raytefather9662
      @raytefather9662 3 роки тому +48

      @@jamaw4757 yes?

    • @Velvora00
      @Velvora00 3 роки тому +31

      Bing chilling.

    • @raytefather9662
      @raytefather9662 3 роки тому +43

      @@Velvora00 WTF. You mean ice cream?

  • @達聞東
    @達聞東 2 роки тому +196

    As a Taiwanese, I'm proud of myself that I understand the joke of "the wok Johnson"and laugh 'til my abdomen aches.

  • @ExShen
    @ExShen 3 роки тому +807

    As a Taiwanese, I will never have enough social credits.

    • @anwzdewan6969
      @anwzdewan6969 3 роки тому +64

      Let me help you 👍
      •Firstly move to China
      Repeat after me
      •China is the best🇨🇳
      •Taiwan is not a country
      •What is Tiananmen Square?
      •Nothing happened on 4th June 1989
      Great you now have more than 10000 social credits
      Glory to the CCP! 🙏

    • @wl82
      @wl82 3 роки тому +11

      什么是social credits?

    • @RayCraft1
      @RayCraft1 2 роки тому

      +9999 Free Social Credit from me😌
      (Thanks Me Later)

    • @ann2735
      @ann2735 2 роки тому +16

      Me:*born*
      My social credits:-9999999999999

    • @The_Dragon-Human_hybrid
      @The_Dragon-Human_hybrid 2 роки тому

      @@anwzdewan6969
      Listen, China is lying to it's people.
      China's government is the worst
      Taiwan IS a country
      A massacre occured on Tiananmen Square on June 4th 1989.
      The CCP sucks.
      As an anti-communist/dictatorship, I will never have enough social credit.

  • @QuantemDeconstructor
    @QuantemDeconstructor 3 роки тому +541

    I'm glad The Wok and Zhong Xina could collaborate to make this fantastic informative test to help Chinese people understand what is factually correct

    • @makeanthony7372
      @makeanthony7372 3 роки тому

      @СССР 90 100% rickroll

    • @lzxoier7216
      @lzxoier7216 2 роки тому

      Can’t you respect?

    • @manqiwang8348
      @manqiwang8348 2 роки тому +2

      @@lzxoier7216 respect what? You stepped into a parody video meant to be hilariously rAtHeR oFfEnsIvE and you should know you came here to get very sarcastic memes lol

  • @jeffblum75
    @jeffblum75 3 роки тому +392

    How many hours do you play games?
    5 min every weekend “+100 social credit”
    1-3 hours a week / 1/7-3/7 hours a day “+15 social credit”
    4-12 hours a day “-1,000,000 social credit”
    24/7 “CCP: You have lost citizenship privelige”

    • @danielcreatd872
      @danielcreatd872 3 роки тому +30

      No the last one is execution

    • @johannwang4979
      @johannwang4979 3 роки тому +12

      @@danielcreatd872 😂, and in secret

    • @Global_majesty
      @Global_majesty 3 роки тому +1

      @@johannwang4979 U meant to say never existed

    • @karl-heinz5924
      @karl-heinz5924 3 роки тому +3

      @@danielcreatd872 yes thats true

    • @Maxzes_
      @Maxzes_ 3 роки тому

      The second is untrue

  • @cheshire142
    @cheshire142 Рік тому +27

    I am Russian and in our country this service is not widespread at all. But my English teacher regularly used Kahoot in our group. I am infinitely grateful to her for opening up this wonderful section of Western culture for me.

    • @paixeon8816
      @paixeon8816 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@nataliaknyagynya4143 your English teacher should have taught you English

    • @theapple3160
      @theapple3160 7 місяців тому

      this wonderful culture is rotting all our brains faster than nukes are flying at me

  • @sleidlin7121
    @sleidlin7121 3 роки тому +165

    LOL. Pretty accurate video. Can’t imagine people other than Chinese knowing these much of information. People who claim Taiwan as a country publicly in China would definitely get caught immediately.

  • @Medirby
    @Medirby 3 роки тому +198

    When the Wok showed up it felt oddly heartwarming.

  • @Dima_Sen_
    @Dima_Sen_ 3 роки тому +715

    Hecker’s social skills increased 100000000% after this video 😀💝

    • @Kangdil
      @Kangdil 3 роки тому +7

      and then 0%

    • @QwErTY_hi
      @QwErTY_hi 3 роки тому +4

      @@dustinsonic2447 says the kid who is on his 30-45 year old dad’s phone

    • @KimHoàngHuy-v4h
      @KimHoàngHuy-v4h 3 роки тому

      Taiwan is not a country tbh it's just free version of china

    • @PLChiu-d4y
      @PLChiu-d4y 3 роки тому

      Yay

    • @canday792
      @canday792 3 роки тому

      how long will your mother live?
      subscribe: 100 years
      ignore: 100 years
      hope you read my comment carefully

  • @AiT701
    @AiT701 Рік тому +24

    This was a fun one indeed, hope to see more collaborations!

  • @rnni9617
    @rnni9617 3 роки тому +27

    the "wok" and "zhong xina. " BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CHITUS
    @CHITUS 3 роки тому +126

    Just for educational purposes, the options for the Tiananmen Square question translate as follow:
    Blue: June Fourth Incident
    Yellow: Tiananmen Square Massacre
    Green: Pro-Democracy movement of 1989
    They're basically different historical labels of the same event, with different nuances.

    • @May-ky4lu
      @May-ky4lu 3 роки тому +4

      Thanks for translating
      Btw what the texts in 1:07 say?

    • @samtan2650
      @samtan2650 3 роки тому +7

      @@May-ky4lu the text is "I don't know", "I don't know*2,"i dont know *3","i don't know*4)

    • @May-ky4lu
      @May-ky4lu 3 роки тому +2

      @@samtan2650 thanks

    • @chickenman-kf5qs
      @chickenman-kf5qs 3 роки тому

      I've seen for the third time today already! I've literally seen you on the knuckles video, and the sauce video.

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 2 роки тому +1

      @@samtan2650 They're all "I don't know"? I would think one of them would have said "China".

  • @kevintang9913
    @kevintang9913 3 роки тому +374

    Jokes aside, these questions and their answers themselves are pretty accurate for someone living in China. Do you know that in order to play videos games in China you are required to enter your ID card? And if you are under 18 you can only play games from 8 to 9 PM on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. ;_;

    • @gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311
      @gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 3 роки тому +52

      The first one isn't accurate tho. A family can now have up to 3 children in China.

    • @kevintang9913
      @kevintang9913 3 роки тому +3

      @@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 Yeah XD

    • @daniel5ihus
      @daniel5ihus 3 роки тому +65

      Sounds like the worst country in the world.

    • @borneocoolpad7833
      @borneocoolpad7833 3 роки тому +9

      @@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311 they're not wrong either. China used to adopt 1 child only. Idk they change that policy already 🤷😐

    • @onmywaytolife3660
      @onmywaytolife3660 3 роки тому +1

      @@daniel5ihus really does tbh

  • @supersandwichgaming7024
    @supersandwichgaming7024 Рік тому +9

    As a Chinese person, I can confirm that this is what we do in class.

  • @mohamedgaber9137
    @mohamedgaber9137 3 роки тому +192

    Walt: 666 Everyone: NOOOO TAT SCARI COD

  • @Noobie4147
    @Noobie4147 3 роки тому +266

    As a Chinese Ima say this is interesting

  • @damielthe10
    @damielthe10 3 роки тому +533

    1:42 me as a Taiwanese being happy what hecker chose 🥲

    • @Mini_Buju
      @Mini_Buju 3 роки тому +43

      Thank Hecker speak for taiwan

    • @nothing_but_a_guy
      @nothing_but_a_guy 3 роки тому +21

      True

    • @pronaybhoumick1897
      @pronaybhoumick1897 3 роки тому +48

      I am an INDIAN AND WE SUPPORT U ALL BRO
      🇮🇳 ♥️🇹🇼

    • @cope2217
      @cope2217 3 роки тому +30

      you lost all social credits
      Ur execution date is due
      Nothing happened on 4th of July 1989
      Taiwan is part of China
      Glory to CCP

    • @empty107-ninjathecat2
      @empty107-ninjathecat2 3 роки тому

      No social credits Taiwan is china

  • @LLENN0420
    @LLENN0420 Рік тому +3

    I'm Taiwanese (Chinese)
    Taiwan is currently ruled by the Republic of China 🇹🇼,so is country 👍 🇹🇼
    And democracy、freedom and human rights are perfectly achieved 👍 🇹🇼
    The People's Republic of China 🇨🇳 has never ruled the Taiwan island since its founding 😂 therefore,social credit has been used to compensate 😂
    Conclusion:Republic of China (Taiwan) 🇹🇼 has maintained -1000000 social credit for 74 years 😂

    • @hecker69
      @hecker69  Рік тому +1

      Thanks for the 10373792927 dollars

    • @LLENN0420
      @LLENN0420 Рік тому +2

      ​@@hecker69 You're welcome ~ at least we won't make a lot of harassing calls to Japan 🇯🇵 like PRC 🇨🇳 😂

  • @rattler_boss1101
    @rattler_boss1101 3 роки тому +19

    Hecker : Does China know where I live ?
    Zhong : Do you have TikTok ?
    Hecker : Yes...oh shit they know then

    • @L20412
      @L20412 13 годин тому

      @@rattler_boss1101 I am using VPN and fakeGPS so they don't know

  • @mappingowo3966
    @mappingowo3966 3 роки тому +103

    lol
    As a Taiwanese, our social credits decrease every day😜

    • @RG-bk2dd
      @RG-bk2dd 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha funny and sad at the same time, btw beautiful country 😉

    • @Big-House26
      @Big-House26 3 роки тому

      How about something original
      It helps

    • @alejandroquesada
      @alejandroquesada 3 роки тому +1

      I hope Taiwan pulls a pro gamer move and blows the Three Gangang Dam to bits. Humanity is counting on you!

    • @sunbeames
      @sunbeames 3 роки тому

      As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?

    • @mappingowo3966
      @mappingowo3966 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@alejandroquesada Umm...I hate the Chinese government, but not all Chinese people, blowing the Three Gorges Dam will kill lots of people...

  • @starman292
    @starman292 3 роки тому +14

    That Zhong Xina picture literally made me cry laughing before I had even watched the rest of the video lol.

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony Рік тому +2

    This literally just happened now. The TikTok trivia page had a question where the “correct” answer was that Taiwan was a providence of China.

  • @LouieWise518
    @LouieWise518 3 роки тому +260

    THIS VIDEO SHOWS THAT EVEN PEOPLE WHO WANTS SOCIAL CREDITS KNOW THE TRUTH OF MY COUNTRY🇹🇼

    • @waalaikumsalam.
      @waalaikumsalam. 3 роки тому +3

      I recognize it as a moroccan:) love from morocco 🇲🇦❤️🇹🇼

    • @adityarajsingh8110
      @adityarajsingh8110 3 роки тому +26

      @پیاده نظام خان don't cry when Israel captures Palestine than

    • @adityarajsingh8110
      @adityarajsingh8110 3 роки тому +19

      @پیاده نظام خان people like you are literal definition of hypocrites

    • @pranjalbivare7667
      @pranjalbivare7667 3 роки тому +1

      @@adityarajsingh8110 you made a point there. I would like you to see what his response will bem

    • @richardss402
      @richardss402 3 роки тому +1

      @@adityarajsingh8110 Lmao, the conflict has been lingering since 1948. Do you think it is going to end in a near future with Israel capturing Palestine?
      How old are you, boi?

  • @yuzumete
    @yuzumete 3 роки тому +193

    "is taiwanese a country?"
    **kiryu coco, hololive CHINESE branch closing, and antis flashback**
    and maybe haachama/haato too..

  • @q55102gj
    @q55102gj 3 роки тому +225

    As a Taiwanese, I feel like whenever China sends a massive squadron of fighters and bombers invading our airspace, they're actually scouting out the positions of those who had failed social credit tests in Taiwan.
    It's a exhausting and costly operation, however. Because we Taiwanese have a passive social credit income of -42069 everyday. Thus, they have to send massive amount of aircraft every fucking day to keep the naughty list up to date.
    Kinda like what the Santa does if you ask me.

    • @sunbeames
      @sunbeames 3 роки тому +1

      As a Taiwanese, I'm curious about a rumor I heard, and I was wondering if you would be able to answer a question I have about it. It's my understanding that there's some sort of significance with the title "China" specifically, and the Taiwanese government would like that title. Is there any legitimacy to that, and if so why?

    • @joellee234
      @joellee234 3 роки тому +14

      @@sunbeames There was a civil war between the now ccp and kmt government back before ww2 , after ww2 the civil war continued and the exhausted kmt china was defeated and retreated to the Formosa island , the victorious ccp tried to take over the island through amphibious assault but failed twice if i remember. Since there was no ceasefire agreement , the war technically never ended. So , there are now 2 countries with the title China since both sides are technically still at civil war.

    • @sunbeames
      @sunbeames 3 роки тому

      @@joellee234 ah, that makes alot more sense. Thank you.

    • @gauravchaudhary432
      @gauravchaudhary432 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @wrnlb666
      @wrnlb666 3 роки тому +1

      @@joellee234 Tho back in early 2000s, mainland China still has a good relationship with Taiwan, and I believe continuously send electricity to Taiwan until Cai Yinwen becomes the President of Taiwan.

  • @kynosouraludentes8308
    @kynosouraludentes8308 2 роки тому +11

    0:11 when my dad heard this song he got excited and ran out to see what we were watching.
    He was so disappointed. Sorry dad

  • @FungalRhino696
    @FungalRhino696 3 роки тому +22

    As a Chinese I agreed with your answer, wait somebody is knocking my door.

  • @杜芬疏失博士
    @杜芬疏失博士 3 роки тому +80

    As a Taiwanese
    these memes are pure gold

    • @justabingbong
      @justabingbong 3 роки тому +5

      Nice to meet you, I support Taiwan independent

    • @杜芬疏失博士
      @杜芬疏失博士 3 роки тому +1

      @@justabingbong Nice to meet you too :)

    • @KristSamchaos
      @KristSamchaos 3 роки тому +1

      @@justabingbong Sorry but that will never happen as long as PRC is still here. Civil war will be here soon. Heh.

    • @囧囧囧-w6t
      @囧囧囧-w6t 3 роки тому +1

      I am from Mainland. You can criticise the Chinese government if you are not satisfied and we do it as well. You don't get arrested immediatley if you think chinese government did a bad job at something.

    • @maxisdead2153
      @maxisdead2153 3 роки тому +6

      @@囧囧囧-w6t Detail for the "immediately"
      Just one word: Uighurs. You know what I mean when I'm making this appointment. Hope you have a good life and may god bless you, or whoever or whatever you believe.

  •  3 роки тому +16

    0:56 the fact that the others answers are in chinese just make it more terrifying

    • @Mooshcatt
      @Mooshcatt 2 роки тому +1

      It’s a nightmare, ESPECIALLY IF U DON’T EVEN SPEAK OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LANGUAGE, AND YOU Live in China and your parents are not even part of China and don’t speak Chinese and (what am I doing I forgot to send this from HOURS ago) I’m ded. Also, I don’t live in China, but I would never want to be in a country That I have no idea how to speak or understand. Like any country I’ve never been to, not just China.

  • @一心Sama
    @一心Sama 2 роки тому +14

    As a Taiwanese, ours sosial credit is under Zero when we born.

  • @royaltyfree9607
    @royaltyfree9607 3 роки тому +133

    What’s sad is that everyone treats the social credit thing as a joke but it’s an actual system that’s been in development since 2009

    • @bww9243
      @bww9243 2 роки тому

      now y know everything

    • @proffranco4229
      @proffranco4229 2 роки тому +20

      And for the United States, it’s called credit score!

    • @erinmartin1646
      @erinmartin1646 2 роки тому

      @@proffranco4229 most brain dead crap ever said.

    • @proffranco4229
      @proffranco4229 2 роки тому

      @@erinmartin1646 low credit score? Get screwed by capitalist banks! Good luck buying assets! It’s very similar, wake up

    • @waterspray5743
      @waterspray5743 2 роки тому +13

      @@proffranco4229 Except you can't take public transportations and your children don't get to attend good schools.

  • @kevincheng4247
    @kevincheng4247 3 роки тому +8

    Huge respect for you from Taiwan!
    臺灣人給你一個讚👍

    • @afckingwizard6628
      @afckingwizard6628 3 роки тому +2

      30.000.000- social credit Taiwan is not a country!!$%@_#/=#;&&$

  • @hecker69
    @hecker69  3 роки тому +3678

    reply with E before this comment reach 500 replies

  • @Walt21
    @Walt21 2 роки тому +3

    Taiwan is a country: social credits -99999
    Me: i have hecker as my buddy
    ding* 9999999 social credits

  • @macyfisher5209
    @macyfisher5209 3 роки тому +11

    At 1:20, I can confirm the answer is Green because the green answer has 我不知道 written 4 times. 4 is an unlucky number in chinese.
    If you don't know something, that's wrong.
    4 is also wrong.
    Two wrongs make a right, therefore that answer is correct

    • @Dskskdnk
      @Dskskdnk 2 роки тому +2

      4 has the same reading of die

  • @minecraftminertime
    @minecraftminertime 3 роки тому +64

    China actually switched from mandating 1 child to asking for as many children as possible because they created a population crisis 🤣

    • @_pizzaboy9631
      @_pizzaboy9631 3 роки тому +7

      Since they are now successfully reduce every other ethnic in the country it's time to make more "Han mens"

    • @kazioglod
      @kazioglod 3 роки тому

      @@_pizzaboy9631 You mean Han Gays?

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 3 роки тому +2

      And now they got too many men and too little women.

    • @shizachojindemons7607
      @shizachojindemons7607 Рік тому

      Are you questioning the CCP and Supreme Leader Xi Jinpooh' rulings on birth control? -100,000 social credits🤣 just kidding Don't believe it

  • @hecker69
    @hecker69  3 роки тому +50

    Is Taiwan a country?

  • @yee1550
    @yee1550 2 роки тому +16

    1:35
    Wtf
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @meetmeattheguillotine
    @meetmeattheguillotine 3 роки тому +26

    As a Chinese whose parents are from China, I am astounded by how accurate this is. Lmao.

  • @empty750
    @empty750 3 роки тому +26

    I wish I had the Rock staring at me whilst taking my exams... sure I've would've passed! or been crushed if i failed

  • @random-content6969
    @random-content6969 3 роки тому +33

    Me who *hecked my social credit* to *infinity* after failing the test: "Im the best Chinese out of all Chinese even though I'm not even a human"

    • @chemplay1095
      @chemplay1095 3 роки тому +1

      The great firewall would stop you cuz u cant probably install a vpn lol

  • @WindsorYeh
    @WindsorYeh 9 місяців тому +1

    CCP: “Taiwan is not a country. It belongs to China.”
    Me: “Yeah, the ROC is the country and Taiwan belongs to it😂”

  • @riddler6398
    @riddler6398 3 роки тому +11

    Wow, thats the first time I see someone living after taking the social credit test

  • @poonamzende2315
    @poonamzende2315 3 роки тому +12

    this vid was outstanding and making the rock look like them was absolutly funny

  • @That_Metal_Guy_Jacob
    @That_Metal_Guy_Jacob 3 роки тому +31

    What really happened at Tiananmen Square was this: People were protesting about Chinese rights. They weren’t gonna stop protesting so the Chinese military started killing them off by running them over with tanks. This all happened on live TV

  • @zomgneedaname
    @zomgneedaname 2 роки тому +4

    Well awkward this is getting recommended to me now ..

  • @Kusdream
    @Kusdream 3 роки тому +41

  • @KRA88512
    @KRA88512 3 роки тому +10

    "Zhong xina is better than Hecker"
    -Mao zedong

  • @Marjorie_But_A_Commentator
    @Marjorie_But_A_Commentator 3 роки тому +5

    Zhong Xina seems like a wonderful teacher.

  • @Crxtabelrl
    @Crxtabelrl 2 роки тому +2

    1:08
    Red: I don't know (我不知道)
    Blue: I don't know I don't know (我不知道 我不知道)
    Yellow: I don't know I don't know I don't know (我不知道 我不知道 我不知道)
    Green: I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know (我不知道 我不知道 我不知道 我不知道 )
    edit: oh nvm 1:16

  • @o7if
    @o7if 3 роки тому +13

    1:00 六四
    1:28 Every time those Chinese know that I am Taiwanese in online game, they always bully me and laugh at my country, but I didn’t do anything wrong, why this happen on us (´・_・`)
    …anyways, thank you for supporting TW Hecker
    :D

    • @vatavon3465
      @vatavon3465 3 роки тому

      你在游戏里遇到的那几个人又不能代表全中国人。

    • @cyrotechnium
      @cyrotechnium 3 роки тому +2

      they're just mad that everyone loves us because we don't put people into concentration camps :)))

    • @lolnothxyt
      @lolnothxyt 3 роки тому +1

      Don't let it get to you. You're amazing!
      Many people bully on online game anyway. It is generally a place of scum and villainy. Best to play with friends lol.

    • @Dskskdnk
      @Dskskdnk 2 роки тому

      大陸人比美國人好多了,你見過美國人了沒啊

  • @Kislesko_YT
    @Kislesko_YT 3 роки тому +11

    0:23 Which SMB overworld remix is that?

  • @lucaswong3848
    @lucaswong3848 3 роки тому +25

    as a chinese, i can confirm zhong xina is our leader and we worship him

  • @magicalworld6537
    @magicalworld6537 2 роки тому +25

    These questions should be included:
    “Is there concentration camp in XinJiang?”
    a) Yes
    b)Nothing there at all
    c)Those are anti-terrorists prisons, not concentration camps
    d) Those are re-education centres, not concentration camps
    “Are there genocide on Uyghurs?”
    a) Yes
    b) No, because they deserve it
    c) No, because they are terrorists
    d) No, because they need re-education
    “What kind of people Uyghurs are?”
    a) White European
    b) Chinese
    c) Chinese
    d)Chinese
    “Is East Turkistan a country?”
    a) Yes, and it was invaded by CCP
    b) No and it has always been a part of China
    c) No and I don’t care history
    d) I don’t know but anyway I only love China
    “Is HK originally a part of UK in perpetuity?”
    a) Yes, HK was given to UK in perpetuity according to the treaty signed between UK and The Great Qing Empire
    b) No, HK IS CHINA!
    c) No, HK has never even been a colony
    d) No, I don’t care historical documents!
    “How many years of history does China have?”
    a) Hundred
    b) 4000
    c) 5000
    d) 1.8 millions

    • @nelsoncheng2674
      @nelsoncheng2674 9 місяців тому +1

      HK given to UK? It was leased okay?

    • @TheGuzeinbuick
      @TheGuzeinbuick 8 місяців тому

      The test could literally go on forever. Who owns the entire South China Sea? Who won the Korean War? Who started the Opium Wars? Which Western imperialist nation did COVID originate from? In what year did China eliminate poverty? What happened in Tibet? Which nation never acknowledged their war crimes? How often per year should buy a flower to place on Mao's tomb? How many hours per day should students and employees study Xi Jinping Thought? Who is responsible for the unrest in Hong Kong? Who is responsible for the protests during COVID? Who will inevitably rise forever to overtake the decadent West? Where did humanity originate from? Which one race of people are descendant from fucking dragons?
      Unless you've actually lived in China, you have no idea how insane the propaganda truly is. It's straight up 1984 style brainwashing.

    • @rjagad
      @rjagad 7 місяців тому

      Lmao I find it funny when liberals pretend to care about China's human rights violations but not what Israel is doing. 💀

    • @스탈린_Stalin
      @스탈린_Stalin 7 місяців тому

      ​@nelsoncheng2674 yeah, that's right

  • @Web-Slinger42
    @Web-Slinger42 3 роки тому +13

    Me: "Taiwan isn't a country"
    China: 🙂
    Me: "It's an Empire 👑"
    China: 😡

    • @The_Dragon-Human_hybrid
      @The_Dragon-Human_hybrid 2 роки тому

      Me: Taiwan is a country.
      China: 🤬
      Me: In fact, it conquered China and is surrounding Beijing right now!
      China: 😝
      Me: Look around you then.
      China: 😱😰

    • @Dskskdnk
      @Dskskdnk 2 роки тому

      Me:taiwan is not a country
      china:🙂
      me:it isa province of china
      vegetable English:wtf

  • @s_y_h3521
    @s_y_h3521 3 роки тому +12

    As a Taiwanese, I'm so happy when I see Hecker consider Taiwan a country. Tysm for your support😄. Words can't describe how happy I am now.

    • @zokichii
      @zokichii 3 роки тому

      taiwan is not a country 😃👍

    • @s_y_h3521
      @s_y_h3521 3 роки тому +1

      And Taiwan is not a province of China as well. 😃

    • @angelaverde9586
      @angelaverde9586 3 роки тому +2

      @@zokichii I'm from Taiwan, and yes it is a country. We have a flag and different rules from China and we also have our own language

    • @sharequsman596
      @sharequsman596 3 роки тому

      @@angelaverde9586 Taiwan is a country from Pakistan

    • @zokichii
      @zokichii 3 роки тому

      @@angelaverde9586 I'm Chinese, and no Taiwan is not a country

  • @ezpznoob8092
    @ezpznoob8092 3 роки тому +129

    Love to see it, Hecker speaks out for Taiwan 🇹🇼 💪

    • @shetou1639
      @shetou1639 3 роки тому +11

      Taiwan=a province of China

    • @livan3420
      @livan3420 3 роки тому +12

      Social credit -99999999😰😰😰

    • @ezpznoob8092
      @ezpznoob8092 3 роки тому

      Hecker revolution

    • @mariansabrdella6588
      @mariansabrdella6588 3 роки тому +9

      @@shetou1639 Paraguay:taiwan is independent

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 3 роки тому +2

      Marian Sabrdella wrong !!! It is a part of the glorious republic of china

  • @mrrecordaa6564
    @mrrecordaa6564 2 роки тому +8

    Hey there I’m a Chinese and I’m not a pinkie
    Just to correct that 1:42 it should be morning tmr becuz the meme shown says execution date is 明天黎明 which means the dawn of tmr

    • @zaijogos
      @zaijogos Рік тому

      UA-cam is banned in China

  • @Arcenmh7718
    @Arcenmh7718 3 роки тому +7

    As a Hong Konger, I can’t stop laughing
    That’s is so good!

  • @azurev2258
    @azurev2258 3 роки тому +50

    As someone from mainland China I can't stop laughing at this lmao

    • @djd770
      @djd770 3 роки тому +8

      Be safe.

    • @azurev2258
      @azurev2258 3 роки тому +8

      @@djd770 We're fine, don't worry

    • @comradesoviet3847
      @comradesoviet3847 3 роки тому +1

      oh youre from mainland china hmm?
      Tell me then , is taiwan a country ?

    • @azurev2258
      @azurev2258 3 роки тому +4

      @@comradesoviet3847 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      It's not under China's control yet, but here it's just politically correct to call it a province.

    • @peachypatpat
      @peachypatpat 3 роки тому +7

      @@azurev2258 it will never be China's control... The Taiwanese president will fight and the people don't want to be part of China

  • @chaosunleashed274
    @chaosunleashed274 3 роки тому +38

    Having studied the Chinese language extensively, I can safely say that the way you answer the question at 1:07 can reveal with 100% accuracy whether you are a psychopath, so pay attention.

    • @nazimf.3604
      @nazimf.3604 3 роки тому +1

      Can you explain please

    • @chaosunleashed274
      @chaosunleashed274 3 роки тому +9

      @@nazimf.3604 I'm just memeing it actually, it's just the phrase "I don't know" (wo3bu4zhi1dao4/我不知道) repeated over and over.

    • @nazimf.3604
      @nazimf.3604 3 роки тому +2

      @@chaosunleashed274 oh

    • @aryapanjidwiputra554
      @aryapanjidwiputra554 3 роки тому +3

      Lol i just noticed the word is exactly the same for all answers 😂

  • @mantiwa
    @mantiwa 2 роки тому

    The way it immediately programmed the execution date lmaoo

  • @brianlin2001
    @brianlin2001 3 роки тому +9

    As a Taiwanese, I never got positive social credit in my life

  • @chrislaiisme
    @chrislaiisme 3 роки тому +52

    For being a Taiwanese, this is great

    • @longbowee
      @longbowee 3 роки тому +1

      不好說...

    • @silkic
      @silkic 3 роки тому

      @@longbowee うん

    • @sunnychan415
      @sunnychan415 3 роки тому +1

      @@silkic The guy was speaking Chinese, and you repsonded in Japanese...

    • @BIGDADDUI
      @BIGDADDUI 3 роки тому +1

      @@sunnychan415 نعم العالم غريب

    • @carreraman8364
      @carreraman8364 3 роки тому

      @@longbowee 非常不好说

  • @奇怪留言
    @奇怪留言 3 роки тому +13

    Although you don’t have any social credit , at least you got the last question right

  • @Chess_Pros
    @Chess_Pros Місяць тому +3

    0:59 as a Chinese, I can tell it’s actually 六四事变 (8964)

    • @kerryhung143
      @kerryhung143 Місяць тому

      What about 6 of 6

    • @L20412
      @L20412 13 годин тому

      @@Chess_Pros you might have seen this event physically, or learned about this outside China

  • @albrickeinstein1085
    @albrickeinstein1085 3 роки тому +8

    0:33 fun fact: its actually 1 hour

  • @jerry5550
    @jerry5550 2 роки тому +6

    As a hongkongese , I mean Chinese , we need to pass this exam every year .

  • @kompotsodaten9439
    @kompotsodaten9439 2 роки тому +4

    As a Chinese born and lived in the mainland, confirmed this 💯 true 👍

  • @moths-alt
    @moths-alt 2 роки тому +1

    Once I played Kahoot! In class and I put the “my dad” as my username then my teacher said “who is my dad” and I my friend (who knew I put the username) she said “that sounds like a personal problem” 😂😂👌🏼🤣 best moment in math class ever

  • @yunann
    @yunann 2 роки тому +7

    As a taiwanese I have to said I'm so glad I wasn't born in place where I need to care about losing my social credit~

    • @AliceHu-zt6lq
      @AliceHu-zt6lq Рік тому +1

      wow,頭像是黑塔利亞的林曉梅哦

  • @leandroconti4435
    @leandroconti4435 3 роки тому +4

    The Wok fucking stare gets me every time

  • @johannwang4979
    @johannwang4979 3 роки тому +5

    hahaha, that is very funny 😆. Literally there was “nothing” happened on Tiananmen in 1989.6.4! And there wasn’t any tanks on the square that day!🤓

    • @o7if
      @o7if 3 роки тому

      64 lol

  • @swapneelbehera260
    @swapneelbehera260 11 місяців тому +1

    Damn thats one funny song I cant stop laughing just from the song sound so goofy😂

  • @snotnos3
    @snotnos3 3 роки тому +11

    Hecker is so cool, he is one of the cool kids.

  • @ringo.maxxx123
    @ringo.maxxx123 3 роки тому +11

    Plot Twist Questions
    *Is Taiwan & China a country ?*
    Hecker : *Choose Bhutan*
    Zhong Xina : You genuinely regret it

  • @liftsurfer52
    @liftsurfer52 2 роки тому +4

    0:01 That looked like some Chinese music.

  • @chaoyongdejunge
    @chaoyongdejunge 3 роки тому +14

    "做得好"is means "doing very good!"(i am a chinise man)
    “我不知道”is means "i dont know"

  • @erinjennings5759
    @erinjennings5759 3 роки тому +7

    UA-cam just asked me to rate this video. I gave it 5/5 stars and also put it was "life changing" and "enjoyable".

  • @NCOCBLoxer
    @NCOCBLoxer 3 роки тому +4

    Me: Mexico
    My sister: Russia
    Me: Hong Kong
    -999999999999999 social credit

  • @NorwayCB872
    @NorwayCB872 2 роки тому +1

    "Is taiwan a country?"
    Me: Yes

  • @luuk6903
    @luuk6903 3 роки тому +4

    hecker is a kahoot master