@Michaelflash123s stuff Bruh I said you can't, "convert" to it as it isn't a religion. It isn't a centralised belief with set rules and shit. Anything from a Buddhist to a firm believer in Science can be an Atheist.
I was thinking of making more of these, in which God "judges" (interviews) people. Who should God judge next? Big thanks to TJ for doing this and being such a good sport.
ethanclark100 Still though, they obviously changed his appearance to better and it is kind of weird to have him literally look down at God, even if he's taller than average.
@KenMix idk anymore. DNA tests proved that an Egyptian pharoah and a few other top level or richer mummies were pale white redheads. Maybe Jesus was Ashkenazi - how far back do THEY go? Not 2,000 years, I guess, huh
Well depending on how you use the word reception it's not really shocking. Afterall Hell would have WAY more people coming down there. I'm sure they've got their shit in order.
Chris Ray Gun Chris look up based stick man and do a video on him please he is being charged with 8 felonies defending old pro trump supporters from antifa assholes who were assaulting them
Jeffrey literally ended himself. I know that’s not supposed to be funny but the way he fell down and how his strawberry jam splattered onto god’s face honestly had me dead.
God judges Consuela from Family Guy. God: You are going to hell. Consuela: No.. no.. no.. me going to heaven. God: What? Didn't you just hear what I said? You are off to hell. Consuela: No.. no.. God: Fine, heaven then. You may wish for one thing before going, make your wish now. Consuela: ....We need more lemon pledge.
John Jessop because he is God he knows everything except when the cable man will show up, because nobody knows exactly when the cable guy will show up.
The cable man...Jesus, but small scale. After all, no man knoweth the day nor the hour of Jesus’ return. With the cable guy...well, no man knows the hour.
@Ryan Luster, it is. We just haven't communicated until recently. We both get a lot of messages, and we've sent each other messages in the past, but they got buried. It wasn't until we followed each other on Twitter that we started communicating.
It would be in a basement where he rants about some stupid person that he has to roommate with for all of eternity. Some old haggy relative's basement that bitches at him for not getting a job, and not helping to pay for food and any other bills.
Probably the only two "atheist youtubers" he is subscribed to. So it's not like he's just here for the atheist echo chamber and nothing else. Now to check his sub list for videos of female bodybuilders. EDIT: That was pretty boring.
Make one where God judges a human judge. See each accuse the other of "contempt." When the human judge refuses to shut up, he blasts the judge with lightning.
Bianca p TJ isn't that fat(he is very tall) that is why Paul is the fattest peasant even though TJ and Paul weigh exactly the same but Paul is like a boat and TJ is like a big car.
I believe it was mentioned in an early Darkmatter2525 vid about people 2000 years ago being much shorter than the average man today. So Jesus was probs 5-2 to 5-4.
I actually love TJ's voice acting in this, sometimes this sort of thing can be cringey if they don't have much experience in voice acting but TJ did great. His mannerisms kinda remind me of Rick from Rick and Morty as well
He is tall enough to dwarf an average man. Seriously you have to look up to talk to the guy. One would not want to anger him into a fight. Props to his brother Scotty for surviving childhood.
I just want to say, the Amazing Atheist and you, Darkmatter, helped me become Atheist. The way you shamelessly use logic and ridicule freed me from my worst fears. So, thank you for your work
Bob Jackson Its a sick and evil channel whoever made it along with ALL other Athiest There Body's Will Die And There Souls Will Go to Hell To urn For Ever And Ever in the Lake Of Fire And Brimstone (Sulphur)
Bob Jackson Laugh All you want curse me call me a Idoit but Islam (Muslims) Buddha (Buddhist) Zulu , Confucius Catholics ect are all False Felgions and them and The People Who Practice there religion if Athiesm Also will join them in the Lake Of Fire !
Bob Jackson Let's Here your Comeback I bet you gonna either: Swear ,Curse , call me Delusional, Unintelligent Stupid Ect Or Not Reply at all Mr ATHEIST ...
One of my fave vids of all time thank darkmatter. it was awesome watching you being a guest on DP and now you made an awesome collab wit tj! this is great
DarkMatter2525 Yes, so this has been an extremely popular thing where if you make your videos over 10minutes and 1 second, you can place more ads onto your video. Many UA-camrs have made videos on this like... PewDiePie, Drama Alert, and so on.. But yeah I dont know the specifics but im sure there's tons of tutorials and such on it
I found your videos after my last tour in Iraq. I just thought you should know that your videos help more people than you relize. You provide Answers to questions that everyone is afraid to confront.Thank you for making great conent that Christians and Atheist alike should be exposed to. This I one of my favorites.
Haha, those stinkin' succubi at the end! XD Thanks for this. I'm just a huge fan of you and TJ as people in general, and it's great to see something like this.
He said "If God takes the place of what we have yet to find out THEN God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance." You quoted him out of context.
I got to 2:14 and he said "Women are inferior, you know?" I paused the video and decided to check for myself whether he was sexist and thought he wasn't so I came back here to cautiously watch the rest of the video, and when Yahweh was like "Well..." and when the Amazing Atheist was like "Nah but in all seriousness..." I was like "Damn. I got played." 10/10
Yea he is a dumb ass. I used to think he was cool, but i saw he was a legitimate dumb ass... Now hes gay and shit... Like what kind of dude shoves a banana up his ass???? Wtf kind of mentally sick fuk does that
God is a Belieber? Guess that explains how he became famous.
John Porteous in that case I am definitely converting to atheism.
Lucifer Morningstar You can't convert to atheism. It isn't a religion lmao.
So if I become a Belieber then I would be as famous as god?
I'm not sure it's worth it.
@Michaelflash123s stuff Bruh I said you can't, "convert" to it as it isn't a religion. It isn't a centralised belief with set rules and shit. Anything from a Buddhist to a firm believer in Science can be an Atheist.
There are no bars in heaven because Comcast is in hell
Comcast went to Hell and they took the internet connection with them
Lmao
XD
Muslims belive
that there are bars in heaven.
Comcast is the shittiest cable/internet provider I've ever had.
Make "God Judges Darkmatter2525"
Chu Dat who cares about walls right?
What? Can you clarify that?
Chu Dat the fourth wall.
Didn't that already happen but in reverse?
Lugo428 FUERA JOH PRRIN :v
I was thinking of making more of these, in which God "judges" (interviews) people. Who should God judge next?
Big thanks to TJ for doing this and being such a good sport.
DarkMatter2525 Armored Skeptic.
DarkMatter2525 The goddamn podcast
DarkMatter2525 Armoured Skeptic
DarkMatter2525 Lol Scarce
DarkMatter2525 bible reloaded.
lol, he lost weight for the cartoon.
Xanstrom And grew 3 feet taller
Olli Lappalainen no he's about that tall in real life
Olli Lappalainen maybe god's just a short ass.
His ghost isn't as fat as his body.
ethanclark100 Still though, they obviously changed his appearance to better and it is kind of weird to have him literally look down at God, even if he's taller than average.
"Come on dude smile, you're the creator of the universe, what the fuck do you have to be sad about" 😂😂😂😂😂
If u ask me.. I would say, punk like you dude😂😂😂
"You, for 1.."
Having perfect recurring memory of the "2 girls 1 cup" video probably has part in it.
I didn't know that the Amazing Atheist was so tall.
Yeah, I looked it up after watching this video. I wondered if TJ was really tall or if God was just really short.
ikr, hes taller than god
Wow, he is my height lol
It's more like that Jesus is a manlet.
ShieldWife Hey, i remember you, i think i even still subscribed. Glad to see you're ok.
Of course TJ's horrible driving is what did him in.
This video is incredibly well done.
The size difference of Jesus and the amazing athiest would surprisingly make sense since people thousands of years ago were much shorter
and TJ's something like 6 ft 7
Yeah but he looks like 3 feet taller
Isaiah 40:12
@KenMix idk anymore. DNA tests proved that an Egyptian pharoah and a few other top level or richer mummies were pale white redheads. Maybe Jesus was Ashkenazi - how far back do THEY go? Not 2,000 years, I guess, huh
@@lechsiz1642 nope
Of course TJ died in a car crash of all things.
No micro-demon in hell? Weird. Maybe it was just too small to see.
Incredible Canemian It was because of all his ABUSE of the DEADLY, MIND-ALTERING CHEMICAL, Marijuana.
Incredible Canemian just like SAM kinnison....
Must of been Gurgi again
It was because of Gergi again wasn't it?
TJ: "Oh hey ladies.... what do you like to do?"
*takes bananas out*
TJ: "Oh.... no... please don't?..."
"Why would you do it with a banana? Use a carrot instead."
- Me
His fake despair just makes it even better
The ironic punishment division never recovered from Homer Simpson
Well, it's official, Hell has better reception than Heaven...
Well depending on how you use the word reception it's not really shocking. Afterall Hell would have WAY more people coming down there. I'm sure they've got their shit in order.
Im so glad that i accepted santa as my lord and savior
True in Charmed too.
Greatest party on the inside of Earth
Well that could be the case since god decided to put heaven in another dimension from where the wifi comes from.
This was actually pretty fucking amusing.
Chris Ray Gun Chris look up based stick man and do a video on him please he is being charged with 8 felonies defending old pro trump supporters from antifa assholes who were assaulting them
Just you wait. *You're next*. MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
fcuk you, nunya baznus, you piece of popper. stope spawning chanelles hwit ur aborituryay cmomentes
lets put chris on the block then!
Chris Ray Gun staves off the bleach for one more day, eh Chrissy boy?
Two points.
1. TJ's voice acting was surprisingly good in this.
2. Does Geoffrey always have a hemp leaf covering his junk?
The Rational Channel I think he does
Yes
Unfortunately.
He does I've seen every cartoon with Jeffery in it and yes he does
The Rational Channel
That's just the way he talks, he makes videos in single takes, ad's take forever to make thought
This was honestly so funny! This was a fantastic idea.
Only a DarkMatter video has me rolling within the first 30 seconds.
Thanks! I was just about to ask where you've been, but then saw that you just uploaded. Glad you didn't vanish.
That Lovely Bitch 😘
DarkMatter2525 do a judgement of aronra
DarkMatter2525 Took a long hiatus after baby #4, but going to give this UA-cam thing another try.
Happy to see your latest uploads especially!
You shouldn't do drugs they aren't good for you.
Best line ever:
You're the creator of the universe , what the fuck you've gotta be sad about?
Jeffrey literally ended himself. I know that’s not supposed to be funny but the way he fell down and how his strawberry jam splattered onto god’s face honestly had me dead.
Not to mention his somehow derpier zombie form.
TJ's behavior in this is just like his behavior on DP.
HarcosXP Yeah, I could honestly mistake his acting for retroscripting if I didn't know better.
TJ said in his video they improved most of their lines so that explains why he sounds so natural :P
Yea he is phasing out AA and becoming DP all the time.
Improvised*
TJ has been doing the whole voice acting thing for 11 years via youtube videos, the dude has a lot of experience
If TJ were to found a country, what would it be called?
The Banana Republic.
:D I see what you did there, but failing that, I think he'd have some sort of upper-level job in the Kekistani Parliament.
banana republic
Kirkland... Wait that already exists, doesn't it...
Edgeland bc he's Edge Lord
OOOHHHH you actually went there XD
God judges Consuela from Family Guy.
God: You are going to hell.
Consuela: No.. no.. no.. me going to heaven.
God: What? Didn't you just hear what I said? You are off to hell.
Consuela: No.. no..
God: Fine, heaven then. You may wish for one thing before going, make your wish now.
Consuela: ....We need more lemon pledge.
TJ pulling a banana out of his ass had me rolling! haha
that pikachu face with that comment
Sophia McGrath I want to make babies with u
blackrave404 Yogurt dispenser! haha
Sophia McGrath How do you feel when all these horny "men" comment on your comments saying they wanna fuck you or something?
I'm an atheist and Jeffrey is my guardian angel.
Is that TJ actually providing the voice?
Sounds just like him.
EASYTIGER10 yeah its actually him. he and darkmatter collabed on this.
EASYTIGER10 no it's Seth Rogan
It’s clearly Arnold Schwarzenegger
@@elidolo6993 Ok, this is epic.
No you dummy
I find it funny and symbolic that TJ's character dominates God and Jesus. Looking down on them.
The bigger idiot.
Cyniczny Brutal He's massive, like 6'6
mutton and he wears platform shoes he hates when people are taller than him
he hates me because I'm taller
Yet it only makes him look more like a scammy piece of shit.
People in ancient times were much smaller, the average male was 160cm.
I trust people who are willing to own jokes about them a lot more than people who cannot take even the slightest ounce of criticism.
I think it would be funny if Richard Dawkins got judged next. Like if anyone else agrees :)
God should meet you or Jaclyn Glenn next
This was actually really good.
I suggest God judges Logicked, Thunderf00t, and ArmouredSkeptic.
Maybe have Allah judges the Masked Arab?
*Allah judges the Masked Arab*
Perfect, just perfect.
Allah judges the masked arab? lol he's fucked...
What about the Hitch?
Happy Hoplite logicked is a demon, I think it would have to be ho, judging him in the past before he went to hell.
Happy Hoplite
Skeptics™ only
There isnt a zues? I thought he had a gay relationship with him.
Yahweh is divine.
@@ashisharora7572Yahveh is my angry girlfriend.
@@ashisharora7572 So is Zeus
Prophets? Zeus has oracles.. 😏 I like greek gods and goddesses better than christianity... they are way cooler and awesome...
That was hilarious. Shared, liked. Awesome awesome work you two.
Much appreciated!
"The cable guy is supposed to die today between ten and two, so he should be here soon." LOL!
why'd you make Eskimos? wow that's pretty COLD
Homer Simpson thinks Eskimos aren’t real
666 dislikes? On a DarkMatter2525 vid. Don't be too rough, god.
I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get to see a micro-demon. Either way, this was pretty entertaining. Keep up the good work!
hang on a second how come if God knew exactly when TJ was going to die how didn't he know exactly when the cable guy was going to die
John Jessop because he is God he knows everything except when the cable man will show up, because nobody knows exactly when the cable guy will show up.
Distracted by tj kirk?
dont question "gaaaaaaahd"
God works in mysterious ways @.@
The cable man...Jesus, but small scale. After all, no man knoweth the day nor the hour of Jesus’ return. With the cable guy...well, no man knows the hour.
Is this his first time he has been on this channel? He's been on UA-cam for like a decade
@Ryan Luster, it is. We just haven't communicated until recently. We both get a lot of messages, and we've sent each other messages in the past, but they got buried. It wasn't until we followed each other on Twitter that we started communicating.
TJ has been taking the whole banana thing pretty well.
He actually liked Colossal's video on him
Actually he too the whole banana thing "Pretty Hard".
*Takes a bow* Huh? Huh?
Walks away.
NightEye you got my one like. well done
Of course he can take a joke, have you seen what else he can take?
He takes it in good stride. No one seems to remember the time he poured boiling oil on himself though. XD
Why did the gunshot wound on Jeffrey switch sides?
magic :D
I noticed that too
Because Goooooood
Do we all have to re-watch it to see? Wait don't answer that, I should just re-watch it anyways. x3
Holy crap you're right.
"Becuase I'm _God."_
Judge Sargon next.
Hi.
It would be in a basement where he rants about some stupid person that he has to roommate with for all of eternity. Some old haggy relative's basement that bitches at him for not getting a job, and not helping to pay for food and any other bills.
Sargon has admitted several times he's terrible at voice acting so unless you wanna cringe the whole time probably not the best idea
I'm bored just thinking about it.
Wow my 2 favorite Atheist UA-camrs just made a collab. They are literally the only 2 I am subscribed to.
You seem to be subscribed to quite a few female bodybuilders, so definitely not "literally the only 2."
Probably the only two "atheist youtubers" he is subscribed to. So it's not like he's just here for the atheist echo chamber and nothing else.
Now to check his sub list for videos of female bodybuilders.
EDIT: That was pretty boring.
Not figuratively?
Make one where God judges a human judge. See each accuse the other of "contempt." When the human judge refuses to shut up, he blasts the judge with lightning.
That´s a very flattering depiction of T.J. Did he go to heaven as his tall thin 18 year old self? Funny vid.
Yeah, he should've been 100 lbs heavier
Bianca p Tj is about 6"7
Bianca p TJ isn't that fat(he is very tall) that is why Paul is the fattest peasant even though TJ and Paul weigh exactly the same but Paul is like a boat and TJ is like a big car.
I believe it was mentioned in an early Darkmatter2525 vid about people 2000 years ago being much shorter than the average man today. So Jesus was probs 5-2 to 5-4.
you clearly know very little about him
TJ is a foot and a half taller than god confirmed 100% true
The banana memes never get old, haha. Good to see T.J still making content.
Do you have any link to that video?
This is like a pilot on adult swim, the concept of a atheist dying then going to heaven to hang out with God.
I actually love TJ's voice acting in this, sometimes this sort of thing can be cringey if they don't have much experience in voice acting but TJ did great. His mannerisms kinda remind me of Rick from Rick and Morty as well
I love this character TJ is playing. He's basically mocking himself lol.
Even though hes not really as popular as tj, i want God Judges Pauls Ego so bad lol.
Aaron Peterson Paul is the only reason I'd watch the show. He is amazing
Big Brother Thunder yess
How fucking tall is TJ?
Sister Maristine 6"7
He is tall enough to dwarf an average man. Seriously you have to look up to talk to the guy. One would not want to anger him into a fight. Props to his brother Scotty for surviving childhood.
its also important to account that jesus was most likely 5"1, which was averafe for his time.
Sister Maristine i met him in NOLA and he's fucking tall
Sister Maristine like 6 foot 6
Surprisingly great voice-over work by TJ.
I love this! TJ actually did a really good job with the voice acting
TJ's style of talk sounds something like out of Rick and morty
“ Your the creator of the universe, wtf do you have to be sad about “ 🤣
I just want to say, the Amazing Atheist and you, Darkmatter, helped me become Atheist. The way you shamelessly use logic and ridicule freed me from my worst fears. So, thank you for your work
Fuck man I love this fucking channel. Been a member for yearssssaaa
Bob Jackson Its a sick and evil channel whoever made it along with ALL other Athiest There Body's Will Die And There Souls Will Go to Hell To urn For Ever And Ever in the Lake Of Fire And Brimstone (Sulphur)
Bob Jackson Laugh All you want curse me call me a Idoit but Islam (Muslims) Buddha (Buddhist) Zulu , Confucius Catholics ect are all False Felgions and them and The People Who Practice there religion if Athiesm Also will join them in the Lake Of Fire !
Bob Jackson Let's Here your Comeback I bet you gonna either: Swear ,Curse , call me Delusional, Unintelligent Stupid Ect Or Not Reply at all Mr ATHEIST ...
One of my fave vids of all time thank darkmatter. it was awesome watching you being a guest on DP and now you made an awesome collab wit tj! this is great
The Amazing atheist here reminds me of 'Rick' from the show 'Rick and Morty'
Yoo Ikr
Tim Slee TJ is a Rick confirmed
Yeah, but Rick Sanchez is a better human being
I see it lmao
In what way?
I like how TJ is taller than everyone.
You make the best videos! Thank you! It makes an otherwise miserable existence bearable.
Why didnt you make the video 2 seconds longer for the extra ad revenue?
It would've made more if it's over 10?
DarkMatter2525 Yes, so this has been an extremely popular thing where if you make your videos over 10minutes and 1 second, you can place more ads onto your video. Many UA-camrs have made videos on this like... PewDiePie, Drama Alert, and so on.. But yeah I dont know the specifics but im sure there's tons of tutorials and such on it
DarkMatter2525 Take it down, put it back up in ten...
Hey everyone, this is very important. Sye Ten Athiest channel was removed from UA-cam. Dark matter as a cartoonist too you need to stand up for him!
I thought you stopped making content. Have not had an update for over year. Now your back in my notifications! Thanks for making good content.
4 beautiful demons and great internet reception in hell!?!? 😦
I found your videos after my last tour in Iraq. I just thought you should know that your videos help more people than you relize. You provide Answers to questions that everyone is afraid to confront.Thank you for making great conent that Christians and Atheist alike should be exposed to. This I one of my favorites.
It would be hilarious if the amazing atheist would comment "I liek bananas"
Judge: Mark Dice
Can tj be in rick and morty season 3?
LeBuno DeLaVie we can only dream
LeBuno DeLaVie I know! How bout we don't ruin Rick & Morty!? Fuck.
I was thinking the exact same thing! TJ's humour and delivery here is so well suited for Rick and Morty
LeBuno DeLaVie omfg yes!!!
Haha, those stinkin' succubi at the end! XD
Thanks for this. I'm just a huge fan of you and TJ as people in general, and it's great to see something like this.
god is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance. ~Neil tyson
Not the flying spaghetti monster tho.
Gon D. Freecs Ramen!
+Broderick Siz Heretic!
Neil "The Grease" Tyson
He said "If God takes the place of what we have yet to find out THEN God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance."
You quoted him out of context.
That was pretty hilarious! Although I don't know why TJ wouldn't want to be eaten by eskimos. I thought he's said he has a cannibalism fetish.
It isn't cannibalism if they aren't people.
Cheejay has said multiple times he has a cannibalism fetish, usually with him being eaten.
so...he is a voraphile?
weird.
Yeah, I think it's pretty weird, but it's not really any of my business what he gets off to.
GuineaPigDan
Really? Gross.
I love this channel 😂
Never clicked on a video so fast in my life
I got to 2:14 and he said "Women are inferior, you know?" I paused the video and decided to check for myself whether he was sexist and thought he wasn't so I came back here to cautiously watch the rest of the video, and when Yahweh was like "Well..." and when the Amazing Atheist was like "Nah but in all seriousness..." I was like "Damn. I got played."
10/10
Yahweh denying Zeus' existence means their breakup must've hit him hard. Damn JC and Jeffrey ruined it lol
This video is bananas
I couldn't even breathe, because I laughed so hard
Another fine addition to the darkmatter 2525 archives!
TJ was thinking of gurgie and crashed
My only critique is he's not drawn obese enough.
😂😂 Loved this! TJ is another one of my favorite youtubers so this was awesome!
I like how TJ is appropriately so much taller than everyone.
Why does this feel like a Rick and Morty conversation...
" Smile dude don't be so doward, your the creator of the universe, what the fuck do you got to be sad about "
" *You for one* "
1:21
TJ kindof seemed like Rick Sanchez in this.
Make with Jaclyn Glen (I'm sure I misspelled her name)
Ade Andreea 2 N’s I believe
Favorite video by far. Keep making these.
TJ died in a car crash. TJ is part Asian confirmed.
TJ started following Freelee's pure banana diet. Caused him to lose a lot of weight. *AHEM* *AHEM*
Tj talking about his balls is so in character for him 😂
0:43 that deflated "oh" says all 😂
God should judge Blaire White and Andy Warsky it would be awesome.
Chris Raygun would be nice.
Awww I love TJ! Thanks for having him on your show DarkMatter2525!!!
Never clicked so fast
Also is this a new series?
Heh... was there a hint of Rick (of Rick and Morty) in there?
Nope, that's just TJ in his purest form.
God could destroy atheism in one second. He could appear to every atheist like he used to do 2000 years ago. Bet he won't.
This is, by far, the funniest thing you've done. Get Chris Ray Gun on here next!
wow TJ voice acting that's awesome!
excellent work DM and TJ :)
Ah, The Amazing Atheist. The embodiment of every reason so many of us non-believers hate being called atheists.
He's our Trump.
hahaha
Mr. W oh shut up
Because those people are morons.
Yea he is a dumb ass.
I used to think he was cool, but i saw he was a legitimate dumb ass...
Now hes gay and shit...
Like what kind of dude shoves a banana up his ass???? Wtf kind of mentally sick fuk does that