John Marston's Soda Joke

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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2024
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  • @MercyKnifed
    @MercyKnifed 3 роки тому +8584

    We got Arthur eating jellybeans and now we got John drinkin 7Up

    • @DeyknomeasIvanfoos
      @DeyknomeasIvanfoos 3 роки тому +37

      Lol true I seen that meme

    • @saturn2599
      @saturn2599 3 роки тому +94

      AND raising awareness about velociraptors on velociraptor awareness day

    • @jrviade85
      @jrviade85 3 роки тому +17

      He wasn't drinking 7up
      Open your eyes son.. 😎

    • @hellohowareyou8396
      @hellohowareyou8396 3 роки тому +7

      @@jrviade85 he picked

    • @CreamSodaYummers
      @CreamSodaYummers 3 роки тому +4

      Good times bruh good times

  • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
    @melodicsatisfactionproductions 3 роки тому +10072

    Rob has got to be one of the most wholesome men to exist. This strikes me as something I would hear from a coworker and have the same expression as Arthur lol

    • @aleksthevoyager1260
      @aleksthevoyager1260 3 роки тому +18

      Yep!

    • @PigeonDude
      @PigeonDude 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah

    • @lawrencebrooks420
      @lawrencebrooks420 3 роки тому +286

      Rob is basically John in real life. After his recording of John finished, he went back to his day job as a construction worker. Just like when John finished his job for Ross, he went back to his life as a rancher.

    • @C_Cooke
      @C_Cooke 3 роки тому +55

      I hope Rob and Roger are friends in real life.

    • @melodicsatisfactionproductions
      @melodicsatisfactionproductions 3 роки тому +67

      @@C_Cooke they're friendly with each other, that I know

  • @judybapple5567
    @judybapple5567 3 роки тому +6988

    A comedic stroke of genius, left me in tears, 10/10, nobel prize. peace prize, goodreads gold

  • @Kentucky_Caveman
    @Kentucky_Caveman 3 роки тому +3890

    0:41 homie was staring like that because this absolute piece of gold was the best thing he ever heard.

  • @bethbearmacethatguy
    @bethbearmacethatguy 3 роки тому +1140

    Is he a dad? That's some next level dad energy.

    • @NakedSnake64
      @NakedSnake64 3 роки тому +209

      Yep, he has two kids last I heard

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 3 роки тому +138

      honestly there both kind similar both have kids and both live in a farm

    • @xxdino885xx6
      @xxdino885xx6 3 роки тому +14

      @@NakedSnake64 jack and then who 😳

    • @shelbyames4883
      @shelbyames4883 3 роки тому +65

      @@xxdino885xx6 John had a daughter but she died, so we never really got to meet her

    • @CLADZEJAYKAY
      @CLADZEJAYKAY 3 роки тому +42

      @@shelbyames4883 Rachel. He names his horse in the epilog after her

  • @midorithefestivegardevoir6727
    @midorithefestivegardevoir6727 3 роки тому +1836

    John: But then I realized, I picked 7up! :D
    Arthur:
    *What in the hell is a Sprite, John?*

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 3 роки тому +154

      Yeah, we call it "Sprunk" around here... Or they'll call it Sprunk in 50 years

    • @jacobbaker5442
      @jacobbaker5442 3 роки тому +37

      What in Sam Hill is a sprite marston?

    • @alexdeghost2729
      @alexdeghost2729 3 роки тому +15

      @@petertoth3477 GTA and RDR don’t share the same universe :))

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 3 роки тому +33

      @@alexdeghost2729 Yes, but they both are fictional universes of R*, so sorry, Sprunk was the closest option :)

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 3 роки тому +2

      Sierra Mist

  • @quarantinegamer8269
    @quarantinegamer8269 3 роки тому +3461

    Rob WIethoff is legit the most wholesome man, he's a goddamn legend

  • @ziel9474
    @ziel9474 Рік тому +17

    That joke gave arthur tuberculosis

  • @TyrantJaeger
    @TyrantJaeger 3 роки тому +1494

    It's such a lame joke, but I can't stop laughing at it.

    • @PelozoF
      @PelozoF 3 роки тому +120

      It's kinda brilliant

    • @LodgeStudio
      @LodgeStudio 3 роки тому +42

      If it's John Marston, then it's funny. All we need now is for him to make a joke about Windows V*sta

    • @BurningSorrows
      @BurningSorrows 3 роки тому +7

      Basically a corny joke 😂

    • @chinoreno1
      @chinoreno1 3 роки тому

      im dying 🤣

    • @lavishlyvice
      @lavishlyvice 3 роки тому +15

      That’s exactly why it’s funny imo, dumb jokes like that always make me laugh.

  • @AyanT138
    @AyanT138 3 роки тому +445

    Someone actually needs to send this masterpiece to Rob lol

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 3 роки тому +462

    Rob is such a wholesome dude. He’s legit just a country boy that has such a unique voice and acting ability that he became an iconic Video Game character because of it.

    • @James_Randal
      @James_Randal Рік тому +8

      Wait is that the actual voice actor for John Marston?

    • @sharadkumarsingh1489
      @sharadkumarsingh1489 Рік тому +24

      ​@@James_RandalHe is. It's literally his everyday voice.

  • @thatonewolfguy
    @thatonewolfguy Рік тому +36

    0:19 Arthur walking away while the joke is going on is sending me

  • @bigrat4452
    @bigrat4452 3 роки тому +196

    Now we know John is 100% the father with that dad joke

  • @Spawn_2003
    @Spawn_2003 3 роки тому +215

    “That is kinda brilliant!”
    -Arthur Morgan 1899

  • @Garlic_Bread69
    @Garlic_Bread69 3 роки тому +237

    I like how Arthur just stares like what the **** it 7up

  • @billieboii4932
    @billieboii4932 3 роки тому +191

    This is the best soda joke I've heard so far shits got me in tears😂😂

    • @YoungBloodyNikkas
      @YoungBloodyNikkas 3 роки тому +3

      Fr😂😂😂😂😂 then The laugh bro

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 7 місяців тому

      How many soda jokes do you know, my friend?

  • @AllyBear3
    @AllyBear3 3 роки тому +59

    0:40 arthur’s face when he realized the people at the pig farm were incest siblings is the best thing 💀

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 8 місяців тому +5

    And that's how Arthur and John got back on good terms.

  • @wecantfightgravity
    @wecantfightgravity Місяць тому +5

    John had half of his brain eaten by wolves and he became much better at telling jokes.

  • @Idk-dc7hv
    @Idk-dc7hv 3 роки тому +189

    God, I love rob, he’s so great, and wholesome

  • @Ian-oy3cv
    @Ian-oy3cv 3 роки тому +224

    Sprite is like the best soda, refreshing but not bland, and it isn't to sweet either. It's the perfect balance of all things good about beverages

    • @Real_gandalf
      @Real_gandalf 3 роки тому +25

      @Marko you cant lose what you dont have

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive 3 роки тому +8

      @@Real_gandalf Lose what? Lose Brian? I don't wanna lose Brian, who else would Nogla make fun of?

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 роки тому +1

      No caffeine though. That's why I don't drink it.

    • @nathanspencer5014
      @nathanspencer5014 3 роки тому +3

      I drink Pepsi and Coca cola

    • @Morbid.Angel710
      @Morbid.Angel710 3 роки тому +7

      Dr Pepper is where it’s at 🔥

  • @TheJrMudkipz
    @TheJrMudkipz 3 роки тому +8

    This was the moment Arthur started to change his mind about john

  • @lurkgrue
    @lurkgrue 3 роки тому +22

    Now we know John is really Jack's father.

  • @DavidLopez-tj7jl
    @DavidLopez-tj7jl 3 роки тому +19

    This is the moment John became a dad

  • @gonzoelganso8751
    @gonzoelganso8751 3 роки тому +95

    0:41 me when I realized I just heard the best joke ever

  • @gabrielarkangelo
    @gabrielarkangelo Рік тому +3

    John Marston as an Oblivion npc

  • @thatqbik
    @thatqbik 8 місяців тому +5

    I finally get the joke

  • @DomNicky
    @DomNicky Рік тому +3

    Biggest plot twist of the decade

  • @Mr.Grimm2001
    @Mr.Grimm2001 3 роки тому +115

    Arthur reaction is hilarious. He's stunned on how bad that joke was.

  • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
    @SirGrimLockSmithVIII Рік тому +3

    Took me a minute to understand the punchline expecting something else to come up lmao

  • @mmmorgannn4210
    @mmmorgannn4210 3 роки тому +5

    The wheeze at the end is... *chef kiss*

  • @Kira_Fatman
    @Kira_Fatman 10 місяців тому +4

    We got John Marston 7up joke before GTA VI

  • @garthcollins7511
    @garthcollins7511 Рік тому +5

    Punchline is is that he picked 7 up as in 7 sprites, when he was supposed to pick up 6 sprites, such a comedic genius.

  • @datboi1971
    @datboi1971 3 роки тому +37

    John’s voice actor is literally the best. I follow him on Instagram and he’s absolutely hilarious 😂 Rob Wiethoff is a legend!

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Місяць тому +1

    John's last memory of Arthur was Arthur smiling at his joke.

  • @0_live973
    @0_live973 3 роки тому +87

    Absolute gold from the Wild West gods

  • @Bah56
    @Bah56 3 роки тому +17

    I love how you can hear how hard he is trying to stop from laughing before he even tells it

  • @tailsbread
    @tailsbread 3 роки тому +21

    Rob is a gift for humanity

  • @Amblerrone
    @Amblerrone 3 роки тому +30

    Hahaha, Rob is so cute with his Dad jokes! 😂 He's definitely my favorite actor in the Red Dead series. So sweet and so genuine. A family man.

  • @0kBrady1
    @0kBrady1 3 роки тому +49

    Comedic GOLD. Honestly had me crackin up so good. I hope this video sees the light of day.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Рік тому +1

    Mistaking 7UP for Sprite is the kind of thing a guy would do after having half his brain eaten by wolves.

  • @nicholasdiconsiglio1665
    @nicholasdiconsiglio1665 3 роки тому +1

    This one of those things you’re not really sure why it exist but you’re glad that it does

  • @Upsetdino
    @Upsetdino 3 роки тому +9

    Arthur told him having half a brain made him smarter, maybe he’ll get funnier too! Send in the wolves again, we want his head empty.

  • @BubbaGurt
    @BubbaGurt 3 роки тому +2

    Have all your brains eaten by wolves and you’ll become a genius!!

  • @SxVaNm345
    @SxVaNm345 3 роки тому +13

    Arthur: - “You think that’s funny John, wait until I tell you about my jelly bean collection, I’ve collected way more than 7up here...”

  • @nathanspencer5014
    @nathanspencer5014 3 роки тому +7

    Arthur couldn’t have said it better that’s brilliant

  • @DragoNerd137
    @DragoNerd137 11 місяців тому +1

    Bruh. Now he is officially a father.

  • @Osakay7585
    @Osakay7585 8 місяців тому +2

    Best joke ever heard for like...2 years

  • @pointmanenterprises9997
    @pointmanenterprises9997 3 роки тому +17

    Robs voice reminds me of money

  • @Cyrus.M23
    @Cyrus.M23 5 місяців тому +1

    The fact that he says he's going to town buy some things after this conversation in game makes it even more funny

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 6 днів тому +1

    Arthur: what in the hell is a sprite john?

  • @trashboat2687
    @trashboat2687 Рік тому +1

    Loved how Arthur tried to walk away like “here he goes”

  • @rattlestormrepublic4874
    @rattlestormrepublic4874 Рік тому +1

    Arthur: John what in god's name is a Sprite? It's 1899!

  • @spyrow9957
    @spyrow9957 10 місяців тому +2

    Over the years I always come back to this video. This small story of Rob with the very simple editing is just way to funny to me. Thank you for making this.
    It became a classic.

  • @birdlandsportspage8186
    @birdlandsportspage8186 3 роки тому +25

    This is definitely gonna blow up

  • @huntercleveland7950
    @huntercleveland7950 8 місяців тому +3

    I really can't wait to meet Mr. Weithof at Wonder Fest this year. I might uncover some of the biggest mysteries in Red Dead Redemption.
    And thankfully unlike Comicon, you get to hang out with the guests at Wonder Fest.

    • @reinanmendonca8087
      @reinanmendonca8087 6 місяців тому

      Nice profile pic, buddy

    • @huntercleveland7950
      @huntercleveland7950 6 місяців тому +1

      @@reinanmendonca8087 Thanks. You ever played it?

    • @reinanmendonca8087
      @reinanmendonca8087 6 місяців тому

      @@huntercleveland7950 Yes of course, it's my favorite game

    • @huntercleveland7950
      @huntercleveland7950 6 місяців тому +1

      @@reinanmendonca8087 Cool. It's really difficult though. Like Souls Difficult. If that's a fair comparison.

  • @saprogrammer2702
    @saprogrammer2702 Місяць тому +1

    Rob is like the Bob Ross of gaming

  • @Person-hw9ei
    @Person-hw9ei 3 роки тому +5

    Getting half of his brains eaten really did make him a genius

  • @gamerman7276
    @gamerman7276 Рік тому +1

    I can't believe the story you're telling me, it's macabre!

  • @AverageGaming09
    @AverageGaming09 3 роки тому +8

    When he started laughing I couldn't handle it any more and I died laughing

  • @corywallen4137
    @corywallen4137 3 роки тому +13

    So glad this appeared in my recommended. Hope the algorithm blesses this video

  • @birdwife589
    @birdwife589 3 роки тому +4

    I love how johns voice is just robs normal talking voice

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 роки тому +5

    That wheezy laugh sounds a lot like when John gets riddled with lead at the end of RDR1.

  • @KrummyBrinkleJr.
    @KrummyBrinkleJr. 21 день тому +1

    It only took me 3 years but i finally got the joke

  • @ValyX7I
    @ValyX7I 11 місяців тому +1

    Marston is a legend! 😂🎏🪶

  • @velocity7786
    @velocity7786 3 місяці тому +2

    Im like the seven up guy

  • @haarld2347
    @haarld2347 3 роки тому +8

    This is the video that made me get out of my bed today like "alright, enough"
    Thank you.

  • @dermysticschadow6727
    @dermysticschadow6727 Рік тому +2

    Nähstes mal hätten die 🐺🐺🐺 sein ganzen Gehirn aufressen sollen.

  • @dimsum3329
    @dimsum3329 2 роки тому +1

    it took me a second to realize that the joke was that he got 7 sprites instead of 6 and not that he got 7up instead of sprite

  • @danielsdimension2003
    @danielsdimension2003 3 роки тому +5

    This is the type of joke a dad would tell. Even better when John is a father lol

  • @rafaelalodio5116
    @rafaelalodio5116 3 роки тому +1

    I though Arthur would yeet John in the ocean after this joke, but turns out he liked it.

  • @Ranyesn
    @Ranyesn 3 роки тому +53

    Now this is amazing, not just the joke, but the editing as well, good job

  • @boof994
    @boof994 3 роки тому +1

    Arthur not understanding what the hell John us talking about

  • @SmooshGoo
    @SmooshGoo 3 роки тому +5

    I'm glad I watched this, his laugh only made it better.

  • @magikaros
    @magikaros 2 роки тому +1

    That IS kinda brilliant, Arthur

  • @xMoDzProductions
    @xMoDzProductions 3 роки тому +4

    0:38 that laugh sounds like a dude who sits on his porch all day in the hood smoking cigarettes and has someone tel him to move. I love it

  • @kane13x
    @kane13x 3 роки тому +1

    Gotta grab me 6 Sprites to go with my jellybeans

  • @dismayingmist7868
    @dismayingmist7868 2 роки тому +3

    John has a good sense of humor 😂😂😂

  • @Danfrombackhome
    @Danfrombackhome 10 місяців тому

    Id just take off my headphones and leave the recording booth laughing

  • @candycrystalpremium
    @candycrystalpremium 9 місяців тому

    Arthur's camp is full of "hey Arthur!! Look at me!!" People lol

  • @TheRealAntonioTheSecond
    @TheRealAntonioTheSecond Місяць тому +1

    This joke never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!

  • @andrewsearsii5751
    @andrewsearsii5751 3 роки тому +2

    Dude the editing and the fact that the cutscene matches the story 🤌

  • @foraminuteforaminute4056
    @foraminuteforaminute4056 Рік тому

    Amazing how Abigail wanted sprite 62 years before its introduction, and John knew of 7 Up 37 years early.

  • @goldie8781
    @goldie8781 3 роки тому +1

    He wanted SIX sprites, but he got SEVEN up instead

  • @benstiller7910
    @benstiller7910 2 роки тому +1

    This is why I love actors that sound exactly like their character. So much meme material 🤪

  • @C0wp0ke.
    @C0wp0ke. 3 роки тому +6

    Not gonna lie but that left me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @skrublordnord69
    @skrublordnord69 3 роки тому +3

    This is definitely something john would say 😂

  • @Retr0-Co
    @Retr0-Co Місяць тому +1

    shi was so funny i started coughing like arthur😭🙏

  • @Julie......
    @Julie...... 3 роки тому +8

    A really great Work! I love you tookt Arthur's Face when he was shocked by the siblings. 😂😄👍

  • @graintrain1284
    @graintrain1284 3 роки тому +1

    Arthur's face mixed with the joke just made me crack up lol

  • @alborzshams7299
    @alborzshams7299 3 роки тому +43

    I can guarantee if this wasn't the voice of John marston nobody would even smile at it

  • @Rorro-nq6tp
    @Rorro-nq6tp 3 роки тому

    Arthur: John that’s definitely a KEK right there

  • @djangomarkov7948
    @djangomarkov7948 3 роки тому

    Its crazy how its just his voice

  • @nebulagaming618
    @nebulagaming618 3 роки тому +1

    7up was made in 1767, so this is historically accurate

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 3 роки тому +1

    I’m glad there’s still RDR content being made

  • @flflbr0ken
    @flflbr0ken Рік тому

    I love how Arthur just kinda.. stared off into space for a whole minute lmao

  • @GeneticBugger
    @GeneticBugger Рік тому

    the biggest plot twist wouldve been that the velociraptors got the 7ups out of stock

  • @georggggggge
    @georggggggge 3 роки тому +2

    Bro I sat and watched it and thought the joke was he got 7up instead of sprite I had to watch it again lmaoooo

    • @artemis2990
      @artemis2990 3 роки тому

      That wasn’t the joke??

    • @georggggggge
      @georggggggge 3 роки тому

      @@artemis2990 i know that’s why I said I had to watch it again meaning before I realised what the joke was

  • @DaPeanutButter
    @DaPeanutButter 3 роки тому +1

    This is probably my favorite Red Dead Redemption video on UA-cam

  • @Tuxwell
    @Tuxwell 3 роки тому +12

    There's this clip of Rob at home in an interview laughing at his kids doing something and it's just so wholesome to hear John Marston happy.