Elite Guard Dog Korone's Most Savage Takedowns in Papers, Please [Eng Sub/Hololive]
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- Опубліковано 21 січ 2025
- You better have your papers in order, because you're just one small mistake away from being absolutely dunked by Guard Dog Korone.
There were WAY more burns in her playthrough, but if I included them all I risk my computer overheating.
Stream: • 【Papers, Please】ころねのあん...
Korone Ch: / @inugamikorone
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This is meant as a companion piece for the Jorji video. For every sweet smile she flash at Jorji, she'll bare her fangs just as easily to a trespasser.
![The Return of the Jorji: Korone Edition (Papers Please) [Eng Sub/Hololive]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AQcBZQt-Zgo/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Return of the Jorji: Korone Edition (Papers Please) [Eng Sub/Hololive]](/img/tr.png)
![Korone Keeps Getting Jump Scared By Herself In the Horror Game "Evil God Korone' [Hololive]](/img/n.gif)
“Korone please I’ll be killed if I return to my home country.”
“Red stamp bai bai!”
“NEXT!”
Sounds like a you problem, mate
"then tell Satan i sent you"
korone : i miss the part where thats my problem
"Oh, you're die. Thank you forever."
*family dies*
"ah, they died. They all died. It's just me and the wife now"
"yosh!"
All she needs is Okayu, after all.
Just Okayu
Rip risu
yo its spazza
Risu: I am die. Thank you forever.
Korone: "Hmmm, he's real sketchy. Double stamps for being doubly suspicious"
That guy: _"B R U H"_
Double the stamps double the comments
"His face is suspicious too."
@@ClokworkGremlin "Make it triple stamps"
@@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10 "Good. Twice the stamps, double the rejection."
@@joshriley2936 That sounds like an love comfession rejection
God has mercy. Doog has none.
no no, korone *is* God
Have mercy... No mercy :(
To have mercy is up to god, but to keep the heretics off Arstrotska is up to her
This legit sounds like a Hellsing Ultimate Abridged quote
You fool! Dog is just God spelled Backwards!?!?!
"i killed a lot of people tho.."
she said it so casually as if the only thing she felt when she pulled the trigger was the recoil
do you expect less from this sadistic doggo?
well what u expect from a doggo that doing assassin like picking up candy on street so casually
at least he died from the first shot, sometimes they don't
@@painpeko4415 I remember that😂😂
You mean that's not normal ?
I know that every Hololive Papers, Please run have been very chaotic, but Korone laughing while killing innocent people, killing her family, plus roasting randoms and their passports really puts the cherry on top lol.
That's our wonderful doggo! XD
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Last I checked, she's Craaaaaaaaaaazy...and cute
My government oppressor can’t possibly be this cute!
I wonder if totalitarian regimes would be more stable if they had anime girls instead of jackbooted thugs.
@@timothymclean Why not both - jackbooted anime girl thugs? Imagine Korone in a blackshirt.
Actually, don't - that's not very funny.
@@PAPride95 I'm sure someone's into being ground underfoot by jackbooted anime girls, but I don't think you'll find enough such people to keep a regime afloat.
Out of context clip explaining some of the inherent eroticism of the waifu culture that is monarchism
ua-cam.com/video/l5S1fftQe28/v-deo.html
(Timothy will probably recognize where it comes from)
@@dynamicworlds1 Just sounds like typical perverted overinterpretation. You'd get along well with Freud.
Random guy : "There must be a mistake"
Korone : "May god have mercy on you, for i certainly won't"
FOR THE DOOG EMPEROR OF MANDKIND!!!
I know it was just a labor lottery, but man did Arstotzka fuck up putting Korone in the booth when she's more aware AND a better shot than the guards.
It makes sense. She has the senses of a dog
@@PupperinACupper Not the trigger finger, though.
The guards can barely shoot you want to trust them to be able to read passports?
"Oh, they all died its just me and my wife"
The calm in her voice is disturbing 🤣
All she needs is Okayu.
I’m rather impressed by how fast she unlocks the gun case, aims, and fires.
Of course you're gonna be fast when you're doing it everyday
Ngl the way she reacted to the motorcycle attacker with machine-like precision was almost haunting.
That caught me off guard, had me laughing good
Let’s just say after years of practice in different industries of killing, Korone has become a cold blooded killer
@@celty228
To sad it's the same in (near) reality too. You don't really see what someone is doing in 200m or 400m or 2000m distance.
You judge (enemy or not) take aim, breath in, breath halfeway out, aim again, calculate the distance, aim at the pivot point and slowly pull the trigger and let the recoill shoot in your should, your body and from there towards your boots and breath out.
You don't see anything happening in 200m or 400m distance. If you like to watch an example (about 1000m distance; R18+; not for anybody who is easily disturbed):
ua-cam.com/video/zYTxuW2vmzk/v-deo.html
Korone playing this game in-a-nutshell: *You're Going To Brazil! (Intense Doggo Laughter)*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brasil_(mythical_island)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_(1985_film)
Being a Brazilian I still confused about that meme
@@defalttheloner brazil is considered a terrible place so people say "your going to brazil" over videos of people being taken somewhere forcefully because brazil bad
@@psyguyyggdrasil9071 Now that hurts
Sergei: "This must be a mistake!"
Korone: "Of your existence or this expiration date?"
I felt that in my bones
OOF
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the way you worded this makes me believe that it's a Devil May Cry 5 reference.
@@Balthasar_00 If you noticed then you'll have to leave a like, but you already knew that
@@Balthasar_00 what quote in the game is he referencing?
2:27 "Remember your training, Korone"
"I DON'T HAVE ANY TRAINING!!"
Normal lets-players slowly devolve from a cautiously-optimistic soul in the soviet bloc trying to help people through to a grumpy and desperate bureaucrat looking for any excuse to reject someone because it means faster processing.
Korone just laughs at your stupid face and wrong paperwork.
Really appreciate how real you edited the game text to English. It's really looks like she played in English
@@neshura I think thats exactly what they did, since the text is sometimes in English and sometimes in Japanese. Either that, or the game isn't completely localized for Japanese.
@@neshura it's still quite a work, most translator would just leave it in Japanese and be done with it.
2:34 *Im not die today, thank you forever*
Korone: "I'm pretty sure it's fine."
*2 seconds later*
Korone: "WRONG COUNTRY, YOU IDIOT. YOU CLOWN."
Imagine the border patrol laughing in your face and shouting woooo! while they detain you 0:53
Best detainment ever
She deserved it lol haha
Happy is the person who loves his/her job.
N A An oldie but a goodie
Bruh as I was reading this the video also says it in the perfect time hmm...
Imagine checking in to Japan's airport, whereby each of the lanes is filled with a Hololive girl.
And you took a deep breath, hoping the one that checking you is Pekora.
I'll take the Marine lane
God, I would love to live in that country.
I'd rather have my passport checked by Noel or Flare
Korone would surely roast me in front of everyone or say:
"Your existence was an error"
Sora senpai is the only one that wouldnt reject me
That guy on a motorcycle
Korone: *You picked the wrong border sonny*
Terrorist: NANI?! HIDEBU! *Blows up*
3:24 the way how she did this so smoothly is satisfying af
Korone is one hell of a guard dog.
"Consider the following moral quandary-"
"SOLVED."
1:56 I love how her first reaction is to try to give the bomb back!
AND THEN SHE TRIES TO GIVE IT TO THE GUARD!!!
"It was just a typographical error"
"Yeah, well your existence is an error"
1:12Imagine getting declined when trying to visit a country you've always wanted to visit and then you just hear the person who declined you go "HEEEEY WOOOO"
1:15 imagine, after rejecting random people's passport, and then waving some cash
Korone is often happy doggo. She can also be very savage, murdery doggo. When she is both, it is scary AND adorable.
Korone is just like Cerberus, just that you can't bribe her with a song.
What about a honey cake? Ol' Spot famously loved honey cakes.
How about a Satyr sack?
Bribe with sweets. Honey cake.
0:27 now this is savage
all the family is dead...... HER LOVE FOR THE GREATH ARSTOTZKA IS BIGGER THAN HER LOVE FOR THER FAMILY
she saved Okayu tho
"Yeah well, your existence was an error"
That hit *hard*
I'm very likely older than whosoever is behind Korone and I suspect I was never this good at burning people.
I'm terrified of how much better youngsters will be.
I laughed harder that I thought I would at that flashback edit lmao
Imagine getting rejected by Korone not once, not twice, but *THRICE!* That man must have felt like he got an arrow through his heart.
"Your existence is a mistake" -Korone Kururugi during the S1 Cliffhanger
This man actually added the English versions of the in game dialogue. what a devoted soul.
It's actually kinda scary how Korone opened the gun cache and shot so automtically
"My whole family just died"
Korone: LET'S GOOOO!!!
Well Korone have sniper, bomb defusal and collecting yubi experience, so I figured she would do well. She was just a bit confused about who her target were.
Korone would be the perfect authoritarian dictator, she would opress us all and nobody would have the heart to tell her no.
when she said "yeah well your existence was an error" i knew i was in for a good time
Elite Guard Dog indeed!
That was the most 0 fucks playthrough lmao. I'd never seen any of these events in any other playthrough, so that was a first
Also that guy that just walked up and told her what to do about the bomb gave zero shits that was amazing
*someone run over the fence*
korone : hmm.. red sAs *shoot*
So can someone remind me why Suisei is the psychopath and not korone
Korone has this air of innocence. Makes her seem really pure even when she asks your your fingers and only returns them at the end of the stream.
Because Korone hides it really well with her cuteness.
@@KyklopCZ-DaTrueOne Nah, she doesnt hide it. You just forget it afterward.
Tbf they all act like psychopaths. lol
Lawful Evil Suisei: Kills with a satisfied expression
Neutral-Chaotic Evil Miko: Kills with a smile
Chaotic Evil Pekora: Kills laughing
True Evil Korone: Kills laughing maniacally
Korone be unlocking that gun case as fast as John Wick.
3:26
Korone : oh. So you have chosen... death
Korone : "RED SUS!!!"
Arstotzkan Officers : "Bruh."
EZIC Agents : *"NOICE 😙👌"*
r/ihavereddit
@@fingjer8234 Jokes on you, I don't
@@fingjer8234
How ironic
@@fingjer8234 This isn't reddit bro
I mean the guy she shot was actually red so it works
Korone: It's just me and my wife
I felt a great disturbance of Korone's aura
Just seeing Korone's whole family marked as *DEAD* just, _Korone, what..._ 👀
it just Korone and Okayu (wife), ALL HAIL OKAKORO
Overlaying English version of the game on top of the screen for EN text: that's genius
"Your existence is an error." Yeah, I know.
1:30 "oh that's rough, not gonna fly though baibai" lmao
I have said it before and I say it again, it’s so amazing that Korone can go from sounding so cute and adorable to sounding like an absolute terrifying Yakuza hitman or something! :D
The bomb-diffuse cut-away was hilarious. Thank you for the video.
4:25 Korone: "Wait! But his papers weren't in order!"
"There was a typographical error."
"Your existence was an error."
3:16 Gangster: this is my neighborhood now!
Korone: are you Courting *DEATH?*
I like how korone say NEXT it's like showing off her power to the passers
Thank you so much for these clips and translations!
That time when the "detain" button pops out
We know it's all pure happiness.
I've never seen someone have so much fun doing paperwork.
Love the cut in of Korone's last experience with improvised explosives LOL.
"this part doesn't match sir"
"it was a typographic error"
"well your existence was an error"
2:27 that flashback
These people don't know she is the master of fingers. Don't try to fool her with your fingerprints
"Ah, they all died."
"It's just me and the wife."
_"Yosh."_
Passport and documents doesn't matter to korone, your face does
Korone: "What does T H I C C mean?"
Me: oh no.
Very nice editing, dude, the flashback felt just like a sitcom
" get out of here im not on the clock anymore"
i love this girl lmao XD
“GET OUTTA HERE!”
“NEXT!”
Doog be like:
It is gods job to accept into heaven, and it is *my job to send them*
3:24 she didn't even react wildly lmao
she just grabbed her rifle and BAM!
Korone: aww that's rough buddy :(...
That's not gonna fly tho BAI BAI
The way she glosses over the death of her family kills me
Even shut down her own family.
Okay, so instead of a rifle in a border office this one has a fucking orbital cannon. Korone obliterated that guy!
If you want to picture the future, imagine a doggirl stamping on a paper, and saying 'bye bye' , forever.
This is great!, you really put alot of effort in the edits!
0:08 Korone spamming entry denied stamp on that poor soul got me lmfaoooo💀
THAT FLASHBACK WAS GOLDEN HAHAHAHAH
Bai bai = eternal farewell
"Your existence is an error."
She said that so casually.
Jesus.....its the most efficient yet scary border guard I have ever seen......HIRED.
Korone cam become the most dangerous and scary leader ever..
Or maybe a Dictator
Godlike edit, keep up the good work 👌👏
when she says "Yeah well, your existence was an error"
i felt that..
According to korone's paper please stream.
Broke: reject humanity, return to MONKE
Woke: reject empathy, embrace apathy
I love how she is as arbitrary as dog/border officer would actually be.
My existence is a mistake. In fact my birth certificate is an apology letter from a certain condom company.
I loved how she say... By bye 🤣
3:27 at first i didnt notice korone was pulling out the gun because I was looking at that guy on the bike..
Then was when he had his last moments before being obliterated by korone..
Korone: *pulls out the gun*
Guy: Oh I'm die, thank you forever
how did she have her entire family die?
that takes some skill on its own
It actually really common ending for first time players to get, but the way she made it only her wife that survived tho.
1:15: "Hey! Whooo!"
_cut to a screen showing that the entire family is dead_
Welp, that's mood whiplash.
1:22 - This is second to Ayame's game over as the most bubbly "My family died" I've ever heard.
4:31
*The punishment is death*
Korone: *laughs maniacally finding it a lot of fun how she managed to spread so much more death around her before facing it herself.
3:20 she's right.. she did that fast ._.
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