Met a Dominican Beauty from The Bronx. Use to talk about this shit all the time. I laughed her off. She said. "I'll show you!" Stopped by an old 17th century graveyard. She demanded to get out. I watched stunned as she tore up pages from the Bible and spoke Spanish incantations into the air while she stuffed those pages into that certain old grave she picked out. At three in the morning she walked into the room I was sitting in like something was chasing her. She was cranked on coke but looked over at the one doorway to the room and hit the floor, covered her head and ducked. What I heard next came from every direction at once. It was an angry voice more male than female but neither really. And it screamed "STOP IT!" and then said something else more refined and quiet which neither of us remembered in the morning. 1 Year later her new boyfriend called from New York all frantic and freaked out. He said the T.V. was going off and on and he was hearing voices. I told him. "She's all yours now buddy, good luck!
@@francheskavega7251 Yes it is! I experienced it first hand. I was laughing. She proved me wrong and she was taught it by some Haitian Woman in the DR!
I'm so sorry you lost your mom Joey! I hope truthfully that my mom outlives me! But Joey remember this man you got your fans and your other family so don't lose hope and don't let go of good memories because if anything Joey a man that I respect in one of my favorite movies once said Good memories CAN save your life! Plus all your fans friends and family think you're an incredible man so keep kicking ass in life Joey!!!
I’m 24 and I’ve experienced those same things. And it’s actually compressed eggshell it’s very eerie in the beginning, but after a while you’re eager for the spirit to come to you to give you whatever message it has for you. The person that the spirit comes into is called a horse. The spirit rides the “horse”
I'm so curious, what's the eggshell FOR though? I 've seen some brujas or Brujeria (?) in my neighborhood with that stuff doin their hoodoo stuff, I wanna join but I don't wanna get cursed or something hahaha
@@johnDoe-yt4bx Nothing wrong with spirits in my opinion, on this plane they can mostly only do what you allow them to do. For the most part, if you remain positive and true to self you don't have to worry
Joey my brotha , I’ve been thru exactly what u went thru , the ceremonies, the sacrificing of animals , the “ spirits “ taking over bodies making people do some weird ass shit u never seen them do before . From the age of 4 to 11 , i seen all of it
kingchad333 the spirit passing taking over the body makes people move different in ways that are very abnormal, the way they speak is very straight forward and never beating around the bush . I don’t remember too much being it was such long ago but I’m sure UA-cam has some videos of the ceremonies
Every time I ask someone who I think might be knowledgeable about santeria questions on it I get widely different answers. Isn't there a santeria Bible or Yellow pages or something? Whose chicken do I need to cut to get information around here
Justin Mayberry You’re definitely right about that. The same goes for this New Age bullshit that all these lost nerds seem to flock to now a days, thanks to Joe Rogan
@Justin Mayberry Did Jesus Christ really say to his followers to not be understanding of others and to always put everybody else down?? Or did he use his own hair to wash the feet of the poor?
It’s not very hard to learn, of course it takes time, but the hardest part is definitely the accent, and lingo. Every nationality has a different word for the same meaning, I’m Mexican and our Spanish is much different from Cubans
Bro santeria was creepy because for some reason my mom brought me up catholic but we also did santeria which is practically magic. It was confusing and a bunch of it was like a stereotypical satanic ritual stuff. Now I'm just agnostic.
Bro that’s what I’m saying, like I just found out about this religion and I’m doing more reading. I see how it’s origins are tied in Catholicism but how anyone can relate it to that today? Fucking nuts, it’s seems like satanic worship & possesion with extra steps. Not talking down on your or your family of course. I just NEED to find out more because we’ll…I don’t know. For some reason I feel like it ties in with a lot of the other theories I have about life & the type of people who are successful in it. I love Joey Diaz but hearing this? I honestly don’t know if he’s credible anymore. Even when he talks about Santeria you can tell he’s hiding it, he’s not giving you the ENTIRE picture like he loves to do when telling stories. “Yeah we’ll we did a ritual & weird things happened…anyways!” He talks about his uncle having sex infront of him as a 8 year old yet he can’t talk about the things he saw? Must’ve been horrid
@@ocpsyconautv2958 no offense taken even my folks have chilled after evaluating it. But yeah the history is understandable since the Spanish had missionaries convert slaves and natives so they mixed voodoo and catholicism for them to convert to it. Joey probably is still spooked by the people involved because they take criticism to seriously and would literally send a saint to reek havoc on your life. I'm not really catholic or Christian anymore but the idea of hell and sin is still intertwined with my morality. It's apart of being agnostic, since you don't know what is God or spirituality is but can't dismiss its existence you hold on to the belief system you were raised in. From what I understood about Joey is that in his child perspective he thought it was cool because it's like magic but as he get older he saw the more sinister stuff so he stays away and just occasionally goes to catholic church.
same :( it’s something thats always been unexplainable and has caused me so much depression and confusion.. I pray, that anyone who’s entangled into this religion; set themselves free, before it’s too late. I recently lost my father who dedicated his life to Santeria - ran his own business (botanica) for 20+ years… everything you said in this video and more i’ve experienced as his child, throughout my life. I am 20 years old now…Father passed Sunday morning. Its devastating how much i’ve witnessed him and others lose everything..including his own family😞giving everything to this “santo / saint “ brainwash stuff ❤️🩹 I BEG U TO NEVER MESS WITH THIS STUFF NO JOKE! The devil is a lie. 2 years since i’ve dedicated my life to Christ. I’ve always felt uneasy and sad thinking what i was inflicted by growing up was no escape till I met Jesus. Jesus is the only way! 🙏
Santeria and Spiritism Are two different things although they can cross in Santeria. Mesa Blanca is an entire different tradition. I personally don’t mess with neither one or the other thank God. Santeria or Ifa dominate Cuba, Voodoo or 21 Divisions are in then Dominican Republic, and Sanse or spiritism ( mixes both native and French Spiritism) dominate Puerto Rico. The one on Puerto Rico tended to be more from the shamanistic Native American tradition ( occult magic is not allowed but rather only deal with the light). Now and days it’s all convoluted.
@@illblahzayill2274 sublime has a lot of good songs and covers that aren't apart of the popular main songs their grateful dead cover of Scarlet begnonias is pretty bomb new realization is a good song pool shark, 5446 ball and chain so on. If you don't like that type of music it's pointless trying to listen to it
@@ArkaeaFCL3 that's right now don't ever let me catch you being human and making a mistake again!!!!!! Else 3 lickings and sitting in a corner with a dunce cap is coming.
@Anthony Cooney wtf are you talking about? Basically its the same concept. Just on a much smaller scale. Decomposition is only a small part of how energy flows and changes.
This isn't Santeria. That lady was into something more negative and deep (drugs/hallucinations) using what she thinks santeria is and you believed it, just like satan hides behind God. So sorry darkness and trauma of negativity happened to you if it really did
Yeah I have a crazy ex who’s Cuban who I dated for 4 years here in USA, when baby mama found out about me she did witchcraft on me all the way from Cuba. I was lie WTH, I was told her god mother or her went to a cemetery in Cuba and through that dead person to hurt me or to keep my ex away. I was told the dead guy ended up falling in love with me so he wouldn’t hurt me but he won’t leave. I was told to be careful in my kitchen and while driving. My ex and me still see each other and now has a new girlfriend in Cuba cuz the baby mama left him. Well he’s paying for her to become a santera. He has been with me and I’ve told him to just he with them but he won’t let me go. Some people say this religion is good, I don’t see nothing good if you are trying to hurt others.
ill sum up this clip for you joey was apart of some spiritual bullshit there was an old lady who dipped bread in the sauce, then she wasn't hungry at dinner joey went to her house and saw her wearing white "cocka-reia" that was "blown on her face" that woman was black she said his father had a message for him joey goes "ahhhh" runs out of the house then his mother dies shortly after the end
This guy called Duncan Trussell one time and asked him why he was worshipping Satan... It was a skit but it was also a truth in plain sight. Matter of fact, the video is still up and titled: Joey Diaz prank calls "Satanic" Duncan Trussell (Rare)
Feeling like he's going to wake up and this is all a dream lets you know that Joey is still down to Earth and regards himself as the average old guy
The crazy part is, life itself is but a dream.
I dont sleep because sleep is the cousin of Death
Nahhhh bro the things that happen don’t feel real cause of how on point this stuff actually is my guy
Met a Dominican Beauty from The Bronx. Use to talk about this shit all the time. I laughed her off. She said. "I'll show you!" Stopped by an old 17th century graveyard. She demanded to get out. I watched stunned as she tore up pages from the Bible and spoke Spanish incantations into the air while she stuffed those pages into that certain old grave she picked out. At three in the morning she walked into the room I was sitting in like something was chasing her. She was cranked on coke but looked over at the one doorway to the room and hit the floor, covered her head and ducked. What I heard next came from every direction at once. It was an angry voice more male than female but neither really. And it screamed "STOP IT!" and then said something else more refined and quiet which neither of us remembered in the morning. 1 Year later her new boyfriend called from New York all frantic and freaked out. He said the T.V. was going off and on and he was hearing voices. I told him. "She's all yours now buddy, good luck!
Wow! She pissed that spirit off
@@icy_stars Oh Yeah! True story. Also we had a whole Church come to our house for an Exorcism a month later. I don't live there anymore ..
@@BeggarsForSomeSoul Santeria is witchcraft,thank God I'm Christian
@@francheskavega7251 Yes it is! I experienced it first hand. I was laughing. She proved me wrong and she was taught it by some Haitian Woman in the DR!
So her new boyfriend called you? Wtf
I'm so sorry you lost your mom Joey!
I hope truthfully that my mom outlives me! But Joey remember this man you got your fans and your other family so don't lose hope and don't let go of good memories because if anything Joey a man that I respect in one of my favorite movies once said Good memories CAN save your life! Plus all your fans friends and family think you're an incredible man so keep kicking ass in life Joey!!!
I wish you had your own show like don francisco on saturday nights.
Lmaoooo “Sabado Jigante”
Sabado tremendous
@@ericcartman9041gigante
😂 the resemblance is there
I’m 24 and I’ve experienced those same things. And it’s actually compressed eggshell it’s very eerie in the beginning, but after a while you’re eager for the spirit to come to you to give you whatever message it has for you. The person that the spirit comes into is called a horse. The spirit rides the “horse”
I'm so curious, what's the eggshell FOR though? I 've seen some brujas or Brujeria (?) in my neighborhood with that stuff doin their hoodoo stuff, I wanna join but I don't wanna get cursed or something hahaha
-- it’s used to repel negative energy.
@@vontgarcia95 I love those traditions and the culture, it seems massively misunderstood. Traditional magic is always best
@@johnDoe-yt4bx Nothing wrong with spirits in my opinion, on this plane they can mostly only do what you allow them to do. For the most part, if you remain positive and true to self you don't have to worry
holy shit
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU POST ABOUT THIS! 🙌🏽☺️💓💓💓💓
Miss my mom!
Joey my brotha , I’ve been thru exactly what u went thru , the ceremonies, the sacrificing of animals , the “ spirits “ taking over bodies making people do some weird ass shit u never seen them do before . From the age of 4 to 11 , i seen all of it
Elaborate please
kingchad333 the spirit passing taking over the body makes people move different in ways that are very abnormal, the way they speak is very straight forward and never beating around the bush . I don’t remember too much being it was such long ago but I’m sure UA-cam has some videos of the ceremonies
@@getaids6452 You believe it's something supernatural ?
kingchad333 Yes but in a good way , it’s the spirit taking over your body , just using your body as a form to be able to send the message
@@getaids6452 You dont think it's weird? Or dangerous ? Or just wrong?
Joey Diaz gives me goosebumps!
Thanks uncle Joey
Every time I ask someone who I think might be knowledgeable about santeria questions on it I get widely different answers. Isn't there a santeria Bible or Yellow pages or something? Whose chicken do I need to cut to get information around here
That's what happens with folklore, most of it is passed from family to family. The local brujas, elders, etc.
Justin Mayberry You’re definitely right about that. The same goes for this New Age bullshit that all these lost nerds seem to flock to now a days, thanks to Joe Rogan
@Justin Mayberry Was the devil really all that bad? Compared to god whats the body count?
@Justin Mayberry Did Jesus Christ really say to his followers to not be understanding of others and to always put everybody else down??
Or did he use his own hair to wash the feet of the poor?
Nice
I think It's called a Bembe Ceremony, I used to always attend those with my grandparents back in the early 1980s in the South Bronx. 🌍🌬🌀🔥💧
I want joey diaz to teach me Spanish because I only absorb it when he says something funny in a spanish punch line
It’s not very hard to learn, of course it takes time, but the hardest part is definitely the accent, and lingo. Every nationality has a different word for the same meaning, I’m Mexican and our Spanish is much different from Cubans
I ain't got no crystal ball.......
Beat me to it
So original
Lee thinks Santeria is a Cuban dish and that's why sublime put it in a song.
The only acceptable response to this is Lee’s squeal laugh.
Hilarious!
BS alot of artists mess with Santeria and know exactly what it is.
why tf doesnt joey have his own show. i wana see a show about his life going up in santeria in nyc/nnj
He said sea shell powder...ayy dio mio
This is why I hate when he talks about religious topics for this exact reason. El no sabe lo que está hablando especialmente sobre los Abakuas
I ❤ Joey he the best
Bro santeria was creepy because for some reason my mom brought me up catholic but we also did santeria which is practically magic. It was confusing and a bunch of it was like a stereotypical satanic ritual stuff. Now I'm just agnostic.
Bro that’s what I’m saying, like I just found out about this religion and I’m doing more reading. I see how it’s origins are tied in Catholicism but how anyone can relate it to that today? Fucking nuts, it’s seems like satanic worship & possesion with extra steps. Not talking down on your or your family of course.
I just NEED to find out more because we’ll…I don’t know. For some reason I feel like it ties in with a lot of the other theories I have about life & the type of people who are successful in it. I love Joey Diaz but hearing this? I honestly don’t know if he’s credible anymore.
Even when he talks about Santeria you can tell he’s hiding it, he’s not giving you the ENTIRE picture like he loves to do when telling stories. “Yeah we’ll we did a ritual & weird things happened…anyways!” He talks about his uncle having sex infront of him as a 8 year old yet he can’t talk about the things he saw? Must’ve been horrid
Catholic Church approves idols, the true God hates idols. NOT everyone in the church is going to heaven! Plain and simple
@@ocpsyconautv2958 no offense taken even my folks have chilled after evaluating it. But yeah the history is understandable since the Spanish had missionaries convert slaves and natives so they mixed voodoo and catholicism for them to convert to it. Joey probably is still spooked by the people involved because they take criticism to seriously and would literally send a saint to reek havoc on your life. I'm not really catholic or Christian anymore but the idea of hell and sin is still intertwined with my morality. It's apart of being agnostic, since you don't know what is God or spirituality is but can't dismiss its existence you hold on to the belief system you were raised in. From what I understood about Joey is that in his child perspective he thought it was cool because it's like magic but as he get older he saw the more sinister stuff so he stays away and just occasionally goes to catholic church.
So true I turned Muslim after being lost in Santeria and palo nothing good comes from it the rituals etc gives you satanic vibes
The devil is a liar
This video is a real barrel of laughs.
Champion sweat shirt......100% North NJ.
South Jersey better tho 😂
@@blancoguwopp2707 where ? Philly's armpit and AC's asshole. Fuck that
Espiritismo isnt apart of santeria, it’s a different tradition
same :( it’s something thats always been unexplainable and has caused me so much depression and confusion..
I pray, that anyone who’s entangled into this religion; set themselves free, before it’s too late.
I recently lost my father who dedicated his life to Santeria - ran his own business (botanica) for 20+ years… everything you said in this video and more i’ve experienced as his child, throughout my life. I am 20 years old now…Father passed Sunday morning. Its devastating how much i’ve witnessed him and others lose everything..including his own family😞giving everything to this “santo / saint “ brainwash stuff ❤️🩹
I BEG U TO NEVER MESS WITH THIS STUFF NO JOKE! The devil is a lie. 2 years since i’ve dedicated my life to Christ. I’ve always felt uneasy and sad thinking what i was inflicted by growing up was no escape till I met Jesus. Jesus is the only way! 🙏
This man is high asf he sai “I forgot what you call a pot”😭
In spanish lol
Trippy thought coco. Ya never know
It's fuckin Joey Diaz yo
Welcome to my world
Santeria and Spiritism
Are two different things although they can cross in Santeria. Mesa Blanca is an entire different tradition. I personally don’t mess with neither one or the other thank God. Santeria or Ifa dominate Cuba, Voodoo or 21 Divisions are in then Dominican Republic, and Sanse or spiritism ( mixes both native and French Spiritism) dominate Puerto Rico. The one on Puerto Rico tended to be more from the shamanistic Native American tradition ( occult magic is not allowed but rather only deal with the light). Now and days it’s all convoluted.
8 Ball Thursday Yeah guys.
Super yes. My mom usto go to the espiritista.she would go in a trance and speak a voice of a man. Indio. Crazy.
It’s interesting to be fine with Santeria and spooked by espiritismo.
I don’t practice Santeria,
@@ArkaeaFCL3 he's referencing sublime's song Santeria edge Lord go listen to it
My bad man,
I ain't got no crystal ball.
@@illblahzayill2274 sublime has a lot of good songs and covers that aren't apart of the popular main songs their grateful dead cover of Scarlet begnonias is pretty bomb new realization is a good song pool shark, 5446 ball and chain so on. If you don't like that type of music it's pointless trying to listen to it
@@ArkaeaFCL3 that's right now don't ever let me catch you being human and making a mistake again!!!!!! Else 3 lickings and sitting in a corner with a dunce cap is coming.
@@TheMetasora how long did it take you to come up with that?
What do you think ghosts are? I always found that question so mind boggling!
Residual energy from a person who passed. Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only changed. And it moves from source to source.
@Anthony Cooney yeah....that's what I said.
@Anthony Cooney wtf are you talking about? Basically its the same concept. Just on a much smaller scale. Decomposition is only a small part of how energy flows and changes.
@Anthony Cooney I changed my comment?? Pretty sure that I didn't do that. You've got me confused.
Jinn
My sister told me a similar story like this they sacrifice chickens and goats
Yes we do pigeons too
Stay away and stay aware. Its powerful stuff hidden in plain sight. Goes all the way back to gilgemish
Yes..Jewish community sacrifice chickens in the streets in NY
Joey diaz need to come back to santeria
He never left
He hasnt went anywhere
This isn't Santeria. That lady was into something more negative and deep (drugs/hallucinations) using what she thinks santeria is and you believed it, just like satan hides behind God.
So sorry darkness and trauma of negativity happened to you if it really did
First!
Is what a total mook would say.
Ha!
Pray that they find Jesus. The Holy Spirit.
Brother I haver been getting extorted by the IFA with death spells n shit
Those are scam artist..they hold no authority
It was a belief ur mama wanted u to keep following..
I doubt you’re unfortunate enough to wake up from my dream
.makes no sense
Christ is king
Yeah I have a crazy ex who’s Cuban who I dated for 4 years here in USA, when baby mama found out about me she did witchcraft on me all the way from Cuba. I was lie WTH, I was told her god mother or her went to a cemetery in Cuba and through that dead person to hurt me or to keep my ex away. I was told the dead guy ended up falling in love with me so he wouldn’t hurt me but he won’t leave. I was told to be careful in my kitchen and while driving. My ex and me still see each other and now has a new girlfriend in Cuba cuz the baby mama left him. Well he’s paying for her to become a santera. He has been with me and I’ve told him to just he with them but he won’t let me go. Some people say this religion is good, I don’t see nothing good if you are trying to hurt others.
ill sum up this clip for you
joey was apart of some spiritual bullshit
there was an old lady who dipped bread in the sauce, then she wasn't hungry at dinner
joey went to her house and saw her wearing white "cocka-reia" that was "blown on her face" that woman was black
she said his father had a message for him
joey goes "ahhhh" runs out of the house
then his mother dies shortly after
the end
You’re a moron.
This guy called Duncan Trussell one time and asked him why he was worshipping Satan... It was a skit but it was also a truth in plain sight.
Matter of fact, the video is still up and titled: Joey Diaz prank calls "Satanic" Duncan Trussell (Rare)
Is it still up ?
@@WhereisthatmoneyP It's still up. It's titled: Joey Diaz prank calls "Satanic" Duncan Trussell (Rare)
second comment?
It’s tough you become superstitious
Some people say it was a ghost, I say it the kfc
Except Jesus Christ in your life, don’t worship demons
Started a journey in this Santeria thing and I’m feeling great and it’s workout well
Is Santeria Christian?
@@bigtastyaxoltls2130 no
@@bigtastyaxoltls2130hell no
He seems ignorant
Interracial dating
Primitive low spiritual energy. Puro mierda!