He said his life in colorado revolved around 4 blocks. He'd go to jui jitsu, his office and the weed store and that was it. That seems pretty plain for joey
@@JudgeCraven Why do you assume he makes it up? So someone lives an interesting and crazy life, and you automatically think they're lying? Thats stupid
I believe his stories.. I've seen and done a lot of shit in my life, that when I tell people the stories, I can see that they don't believe me. I was 3 when i first saw my dad giving himself a shot of medicine, years later I found out he was shooting heroin.
I'm convinced uncle Joey is the greatest raconteur of all time. Imagine a weekly show about his life on a network Like Showtime? Each season could be different era of his life: S1 childhood ,S2 adolescence, S3 High School , S4 adulthood . Joey narrates it himself and is executive producer.
supacoolkatz Joey is a great raconteur! His anecdotes are legendary, and super interesting. He's super funny! BTW this Abakua shit sounds like a loud of total bollocks? Joeys taking the piss out of everyone. All this"serious men, not gay? But fuck men and dont fuck women.... Absolute bollocks.
@@HiddenTruths I'm English that last time England was successfully invaded was 1066 by the Normans which is in France so we use alot of French words and alot of Norse words to but we pronounce the Norse words differently
Joey never hesitates to admit when he doesn't know something. I believe that trait not only adds credibility to his stories but also to him as a Man. Great podcast with Joey, as usual!😎👍
I noticed this too, everyone calls him a bullshitter. I can relate with that at points in my life. Cool wild story and it’s a lie to everyone. I’m glad you pointed this out to everyone
Joey is a classic old school storyteller and I come from an Italian family and there were storytellers and when they got started everyone listened because they were good storytellers and we knew what they were saying was true. I inherited some of that.
I grew up Yoruba, in Gary, Indiana, in the late 60's to early 70's... I Love My Orishas...Ogun is the Lord of Iron, one of the Orishas of the Yoruba Tribe in Nigeria. Shango/fire, Yemanya and Obatula, etc..
Solve et Coagula It’s possible he meant the surname as well as Joey. Living in Texas (bordering Mexico) I’d assume he grew up around a fair amount of Hispanic and Latino people which is why it’s even more surprising to him that he never realized Diaz was a Hispanic or Latino surname and not an Italian one? I can’t know for sure though.
I just love the 2 joe's together, always a incredible show. Loved the story of Joey watching the ex movie and his little girl "Mercy's a bible thumper" and she ran out screaming. I laughed so hard I cried. Love these 2.
Joey is definitely one of the best storytellers of his generation. He's hilarious and has hundreds of stories about his insane childhood to all the crazy Drug fueled adventures he had
I was born and raised in Cuba n thanks God i cane to the US, n i love joe diaz because he reminds me so many things about cuba, how we grow up, how parents raise the kids i mean this episode was fantastic 👌🏻. N majority of the things he talks about i remember from cuba, the language the way we talk in the streets, everything!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
In new England the touching of the elbows is called the 'Plumbers Handshake,' often done by plumbers, mechanics, and any tradesman who tend to have dirty hands
Abakua is an ancient fraternity much like the Masons but the Yoruba version of it. It culture much like many fraternities was one thing and has changed throughout the years. The Abakua have their own music and dances. It’s tremendous stuff.
Dominu Castro all the time you get enriched with knowledge from the past how different civilizations lived how they fought and died and the impact it made on the next generation. History is cruel because it exposes us to what we see now as needless conflict but in order to build there first must be a power struggle not just in force but in ideas they fan flames and start fire not echo chambers like now
Doesn't matter if parts of history are "cool." If you don't learn your history, you'll fall for the same old tricks that have been used against us for the last 200 years. You know the schtick. If you don't know history, you're doomed to repeat it. I bet you didn't know that the US Government is literally a corporation. The Emergency Banking Act saw to that in 1933, 3 years into the Great Depression. The EBA was basically the Bankers saying "since you fucks can't handle your finances, we're gonna do it for you." Democracy doesn't exist in this world, and the probability that you didn't know that is the reason why. The more you know... "Give me control of a nation's monetary supply, and I care not who makes its laws." Baron Amschell Mayer Rothschild, 1773
It’s painful to know history and watch it repeat itself and it always will because not everyone in our country or the powers that be internationally cares to know or cares if it repeats itself
There aren't really any celebs or people I know through media I'd like to meet an just talk to, but joey Diaz would be that guy. Such an interesting individual and colorful in his stories.
I want to heard more about that interview with Joey Diaz I enjoyed it. But I want more like a sequel. His live it is very interesting never get tired hearing his stories. Wow😂😮😅😊
Due to the secrecy of the society, little is known of the Abakuá language. It is assumed to be a creolized version of Efik or Ibibio, both closely related languages or dialects from the Cross River region of Nigeria, because this is the cultural region and ethnic groups where the society originated.
It is actually. The language is pretty much an import from that region, which shares a border with Cameroon. The language actually shares some similarities with Kikongo, at least in the way it is spoken, not much the words or translations.
I literally can't imagine Joey Diaz having a normal day
JOEY: NO NOOO NOOOO
Well the normal for him is boarder line Coke every day ngl
He said his life in colorado revolved around 4 blocks. He'd go to jui jitsu, his office and the weed store and that was it. That seems pretty plain for joey
@@riveravelar3523 p
Hilarious
Joey has lived like ten lifetimes. He's done it all. What a story.
And two of the lifetimes really happened
@@AMpufnstuf the rest was imagination while lying in bed on drugs.
He makes this shit up
@@JudgeCraven Why do you assume he makes it up? So someone lives an interesting and crazy life, and you automatically think they're lying? Thats stupid
I believe his stories.. I've seen and done a lot of shit in my life, that when I tell people the stories, I can see that they don't believe me. I was 3 when i first saw my dad giving himself a shot of medicine, years later I found out he was shooting heroin.
I can literally sit through 24 consecutive hours of uncle Joey talking and telling stories and be entertained for every second of it.
And I smoke a blunt or three along the way.
@@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy part of the experience dawg
im currently on hour 4.5. not even slightly bored. Its like holy shit you can talk about doing THAT after?!? Jesus joey lol
Lmao legit what I’ve just embarked on. Close to 14 hours of watching these clips since this 58 hour period of being awake.
“Big in priggin systems” 😂
I'm convinced uncle Joey is the greatest raconteur of all time.
Imagine a weekly show about his life on a network Like Showtime? Each season could be different era of his life: S1 childhood ,S2 adolescence, S3 High School , S4 adulthood . Joey narrates it himself and is executive producer.
supacoolkatz
Joey is a great raconteur! His anecdotes are legendary, and super interesting. He's super funny!
BTW this Abakua shit sounds like a loud of total bollocks? Joeys taking the piss out of everyone.
All this"serious men, not gay? But fuck men and dont fuck women....
Absolute bollocks.
Didn't know raconteur is an English word lol, seriously is it used in English? cuz i speak french and i know that that word is french.
@@HiddenTruths I'm English that last time England was successfully invaded was 1066 by the Normans which is in France so we use alot of French words and alot of Norse words to but we pronounce the Norse words differently
eyesopen most people don't even know what that word means, raconteur that is.
You've probably seen Cocaine Cowboys? Lol
جرعتك اليومية من الإنترنت intelligent people will use it.
Joey has like six different versions of his mom's funeral
Eddie Gomez 😂😂😂😂
It was a four day wake...
24 hours too
My dog is called Chocolito Diaz. There's only one of him.
jimmy tran Cubans don't fuck around
Abakuas sound like gay power tops in denial XD
lmao!
The phrase "No homo" must be very second nature to them
A whole culture of closet bi guys and also mad homophobic what the fuck lol
Just saying that to an abakua could get you killed
aint no gay power tops thats fosho , funny how you got it as ya name but you talking shit lmaoao
* has no idea what abakua is * clicks anyways cause I’ll listen to Joey talk about anything
Same here!
same
💯
Well not everyone in Cuba practice they crap. Is a very small group of people
I’m a fan of Joey but this time he talking crap , a real abakua. Do not reveal their practices, I’m Cuban and all you know about abakua is hearsay
Definitely need to get Joey on more. Probably one of the best if not thee best to have on
JD jitsu Nice one thanks very much for that will have a look now
He’s on a lot, but he should be co-host for sure!
lol i showed joey diaz to my dad. i swear they could be best friends lol but joey makes me cry laughing
Junior Jobs yup Joey's podcast is hilarious
JD jitsu Joey is way better when he's on Rogans podcast. Fuck that Lee guy.
Joey "big in prigon systems" Diaz
Mr. Sarkozy lol I noticed that too
I didn't notice at first.. fuckin lmao
😂 I immediately went to the comment section to see if anyone caught that.
I knew I heard him say that lol
Rick Jamesbitch you’re still a bitch.
Joey never hesitates to admit when he doesn't know something. I believe that trait not only adds credibility to his stories but also to him as a Man. Great podcast with Joey, as usual!😎👍
Nicely put
I noticed this too, everyone calls him a bullshitter. I can relate with that at points in my life.
Cool wild story and it’s a lie to everyone.
I’m glad you pointed this out to everyone
I feel Mac from its always sunny would be in the Abakua
DUB ZILLA he would probably be the bitch that joey talks about haha
He'd be inducted to be a hoe for sure but knowing him he would see it as some badass tribal mafia where he thinks its a bunch of badass dudes.lol
He asserted his dominance
Joe "they touch elbows, WOW" Rogan
Amazing comment, saw it as he said it
So they touch wenuses? Sounds kinda gay to me o.0
you guys needs to stop.😭
So they can't be in a room with a gay dude, unless they are pressing his back in 😂😂
A tu mama si
"Joey Diaz Explains" needs to be a show.
Bro
That'd be tremendous.
01:37 “Look at the Sopranos, they had gay men”
Joey, the only gay guy in the Sopranos was beaten to death!
What about the two that had to pay furio
@@Equinsu_Ocha69 they werent gay, just a couple of stugatz
Phil was definitely gay also
@@Equinsu_Ocha69give me 1000 dollars
Nosotros los abakua no permitimos la homosexualidad eso es mentira de el lo castigamos a plenitud
This Dude Joey Diaz has awesome stories. I could listen to them all day.
Yeah agree cause bs stories are a fun time waster and better than those soap dramas on tv :)
"I don't talk about abakuá"
*Talks over Joey by talking about abakuá*
The context of that is that he didn't talk about it in his book
Joey will be credited for my research paper about Abakuá
Joey is a classic old school storyteller and I come from an Italian family and there were storytellers and when they got started everyone listened because they were good storytellers and we knew what they were saying was true. I inherited some of that.
You lost me
Joey reminds me of both my uncles. The stories were wild
@@HedmanificationYeah Italians are not good story tellers.
He lost me at they pull your pants down
@Stephen Murphy y'all need to read up on the Sambia people of Papua New Guinea.
So why are you here??
I think it’s like it doesn’t matter who you fuck but you gotta be a man not girly or feminine or weak like the receiver
Lol
@@TrueRahf I just did that was interesting
The men picked up the slack when a child was fatherless in their community. That's awesome
Yea by giving him coke in a capsule. Stand up men I’d say.
I grew up Yoruba, in Gary, Indiana, in the late 60's to early 70's... I Love My Orishas...Ogun is the Lord of Iron, one of the Orishas of the Yoruba Tribe in Nigeria. Shango/fire, Yemanya and Obatula, etc..
Orishas awesome! I'm a Pisces and always felt a strong connection to Yemaya the godess of the Ocean.
Ashé! 💙🌊
abakua is different than regla de ocha
Joey is an amazing human being! Grateful to even hear about the shit that he been through.
With ice cubes in the mouth🤣
now I'm curious.
"It was tremendous" that killed me
old school cryotherapy
Wouldn't that feel uncomfortable?
@@ishmaelm1932 I don't know, I've heard it's good. Thats why some people like mint too🤷
4:46 4:56 for ten whole seconds this guy said words without actually saying anything
What? Oh you’re right he was a broken record
Aha
"You could suffer a bad..."
Wow
I wanted to hear more about what would happen for insulting them, but Joey was too fixated on elbows for whatever reason
Ice cubes in his mouth 😂😂😂😂💀
I could listen to Joey tell stories all day. Dude is a master raconteur.
I lived my life in Texas and I always thought Diaz was Italian lol.
Your name fits.
@@Smizzle77
Diaz has a deep Italian accent though. It's because he used to fuck with a lot of Italians back in the day.
That's a New Jersey accent, the Italians don't own that.
@@FinalManaTrigger Sweet Jesus Amen.
Solve et Coagula It’s possible he meant the surname as well as Joey. Living in Texas (bordering Mexico) I’d assume he grew up around a fair amount of Hispanic and Latino people which is why it’s even more surprising to him that he never realized Diaz was a Hispanic or Latino surname and not an Italian one? I can’t know for sure though.
It sounds like there was always gay men in there
Ruby iscute I was just about to comment this lol. Yeah it sounds like they have been gay but also ashamed of themselves at the same time
Exactly
Of course
go say it them
Y lo asesinamos brutalmente
I just love the 2 joe's together, always a incredible show. Loved the story of Joey watching the ex movie and his little girl "Mercy's a bible thumper" and she ran out screaming. I laughed so hard I cried. Love these 2.
4:56 coronavirus handshake predicted 3 years ago
Being Cuban and watching this is the best thing ever 🤣
Tremendous
Same here hahaha
fr lol
A lil bit of Bullshit but yeah 😅
@@BlackEagle-jv4vswith what?
His delivery on the "...it was tremendous" was hilarious
One of the best Joey Diaz stories I've heard thus far.
Joey is definitely one of the best storytellers of his generation.
He's hilarious and has hundreds of stories about his insane childhood to all the crazy Drug fueled adventures he had
Jesus christ this man has so much knowledge I could listen to him for hours and hours and days on end
"How dare you giggle??!" shouts the abakua while handing you a pair of ice cubes
I was born and raised in Cuba n thanks God i cane to the US, n i love joe diaz because he reminds me so many things about cuba, how we grow up, how parents raise the kids i mean this episode was fantastic 👌🏻. N majority of the things he talks about i remember from cuba, the language the way we talk in the streets, everything!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Dale Cubiche...
True bro
Been to Cuba twice Really nice and actually really safe compared to Mexico, Hondarus, El Salvador, Brazil, Venezuela etc….
Joey Diaz is one of the best and funnest story tellers Ive herd.
He is great!! I love his voice and stories
2:44 lmao it looked like Joey had an acid flashback for half of a second after he said this
Joey “it was tremendous” Diaz
2:39 when I start petting my cat
That guy was jumping into Joey's story so many times I actually thought joey told him to shut up 😂😂 2:43
That guy was annoying
@@Equinsu_Ocha69
He was the guest for the episode.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Equinsu_Ocha69 no.
Uncle Joey is the best story teller there is
In new England the touching of the elbows is called the 'Plumbers Handshake,' often done by plumbers, mechanics, and any tradesman who tend to have dirty hands
Joey is the greatest story teller!
Abakua is an ancient fraternity much like the Masons but the Yoruba version of it. It culture much like many fraternities was one thing and has changed throughout the years. The Abakua have their own music and dances. It’s tremendous stuff.
Mario Silva here in Miami I know a dude from Guanabacoa who was in this group . Very freemasonish
Tremendously gay lol
Just a bunch of cock suckus
Not Yoruba. Efik. Two completely different groups.
Gay Lords
History is cool sometimes
Dominu Castro all the time you get enriched with knowledge from the past how different civilizations lived how they fought and died and the impact it made on the next generation. History is cruel because it exposes us to what we see now as needless conflict but in order to build there first must be a power struggle not just in force but in ideas they fan flames and start fire not echo chambers like now
Elliotte Rodriguez wow. most beautiful defense of the study of history I've ever heard
Doesn't matter if parts of history are "cool." If you don't learn your history, you'll fall for the same old tricks that have been used against us for the last 200 years. You know the schtick. If you don't know history, you're doomed to repeat it. I bet you didn't know that the US Government is literally a corporation. The Emergency Banking Act saw to that in 1933, 3 years into the Great Depression. The EBA was basically the Bankers saying "since you fucks can't handle your finances, we're gonna do it for you." Democracy doesn't exist in this world, and the probability that you didn't know that is the reason why.
The more you know...
"Give me control of a nation's monetary supply, and I care not who makes its laws."
Baron Amschell Mayer Rothschild, 1773
It’s painful to know history and watch it repeat itself and it always will because not everyone in our country or the powers that be internationally cares to know or cares if it repeats itself
History is ALWAYS amazing.
"BROO..BROOOOO" - Joey Diaz. I love Joey Diaz.
As a cuban its so cool to hear joey talk about this stuff.
Wow what the Fffffffffuuuuuuuu did I just watch lol
Byrdman 51/50 good one lol I was high while watching the video btw 😂
KRATOSLIVES22 Yep, me too. Lmao!!
KRATOSLIVES22 ! You’re cool
@@PabloGonzalez-mp9ni no u
@@SpoilerAlert__ no u
Joey never fails to make me laugh, they should make a new sopranos and have him as the boss, oh the possibilities.
Joey is a Cuban tho.
I think he's in the many saints of newark
@@pyrojunkyz510 you're right, he plays Lino "Buddha" Bonpensiero, Big Pussy's dad.
He’s in Mafia 3 if y’all are interested
I could listen to Joey all day
“Jet blue like a mother fuckkkaaa” had me crying 😭 😂😂😂😂
Joey Diaz looks like an old Jewish lady
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolololol
1:50 "what a minute, they have their own language?!" 😂
There aren't really any celebs or people I know through media I'd like to meet an just talk to, but joey Diaz would be that guy. Such an interesting individual and colorful in his stories.
Joe and Joey just made me get Spotify to watch the full shows
Joey is the Epitome of life experience
I feel like this is your Uncle and I absolutely LOVE him.
His facial expressions, and hand jesters and shit he's such a rare person
Joeys last words of The clip,”thats how demented he was.” Yeah, describes you perfectly Uncle Joey!
Joey D is the all timer. I’m addicted!!
I don’t care if he’s making up stories bro he’s the best story teller of all time lmao
This attitude is going to gift you a happy life my friend
abakua are real they're like afro-cuban masons but a lot of white dudes are part of it too lmao
I love Joey Diaz(who could’nt) but he gets off topic to quick. We can learn a lot from him for sure.
I love how Joe Rogan gets surprised at joey stories
2:26
Joe's like "where can I sign up"?
I love Joey so much - he is the grandpa I need
He’s the daddy
I Really Enjoy watching your show!
Thank god for joe Rogan and Joey Diaz ❤️🙏🕊
Everytime he calls Joe Rogan by his full name kills me 😂😂
The abakua's were way ahead of the curve they were using the elbow greeting before the coronavirus.
this episode was amazing
"Some people will call that advanced, Joey. That's progress" "whats that?"
I'd love to ghost write a book or 10 for Joey. This guy has awesome stories for days.
“Some people would call that advanced joey, that’s progress…”
*Joey: WHATS THAT*
Netflix should use Joey stories for some tv shows
What episode is this?
Would love to see it completely
Where did this whole "Joe 'something he said' Rogan meme come from. Its hilarious
IrishTony. I have no idea and I love it lol
I think it started here in the comment section. The first ones were like this
Joe "have you tried dmt" Rogan
"Have you tried elk"
2:25 the best part of this video. Joey gets serious
"Friendship is one thing, and the Abakuá another"
I want to heard more about that interview with Joey Diaz I enjoyed it. But I want more like a sequel. His live it is very interesting never get tired hearing his stories. Wow😂😮😅😊
I misread the title. I thought it said 'barbacoa.'
On 2Wheels 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At the time I read it, I was fasting for a medical blood screen. I was really hungry...
Barbacoa... delicious
I laughed to hard at this comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, I was thinking bukake. That would be one hell of an explanation to hear from joey.
Abakua was ahead of its time with the whole elbow bumping thing
I grew up around Cuban culture. This is crazy to hear. Good stuff
this is black cuban culture
Other dude sounds like bob odenkirk
Joey talks about coke so sincerely lol
Best storyteller ever lol so funny
OP, please put the link to the original podcast in info pls. thanks
Michael Bisping did the right thing of not going to Cuba.
“Joe you’re no longer joe, you’re Josephine” HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
The whole episode is good.
Abakuas are literally very strong in "No Homo" 💀
Man Joey never let the other guest finish his sentence 😂
Good!!
Due to the secrecy of the society, little is known of the Abakuá language. It is assumed to be a creolized version of Efik or Ibibio, both closely related languages or dialects from the Cross River region of Nigeria, because this is the cultural region and ethnic groups where the society originated.
It is actually. The language is pretty much an import from that region, which shares a border with Cameroon. The language actually shares some similarities with Kikongo, at least in the way it is spoken, not much the words or translations.
Joe ... you have the best podcast on UA-cam....
I still can't wrap my mind around Joey Diaz playing that octopus on shark tales