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  • WATCHING AN AMISH ROMANTIC COMEDY
    happy valentine's day to all the amish people out there. luv u.
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    dude... pureflix is wild. #pureflix
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  • @megan1026
    @megan1026 4 роки тому +7526

    "these people feel like family" allie blink twice if you need us to come cancel your pure flicks account

    • @fernandosobrino3118
      @fernandosobrino3118 4 роки тому +669

      brave of you to think Ally has only one Pureflix account

    • @number1semetaryfan
      @number1semetaryfan 4 роки тому +192

      The purest flick

    • @pinkghostie
      @pinkghostie 4 роки тому +24

      15:57

    • @TwiddleFingersDB
      @TwiddleFingersDB 4 роки тому +24

      It's Marina Joyce all over again

    • @willowarceneaux434
      @willowarceneaux434 4 роки тому +20

      Ally Hills by “these people feel like family” do you perhaps mean the the dysfunctional-yet-tolerable insane type of family

  • @siccjai
    @siccjai 4 роки тому +3495

    Ally’s next video: “I got hired to be a writer on Pureflix”

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 роки тому +30

      I really hope so.

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 4 роки тому +48

      If this comes to be, she has to convince them to make a sequel/spin-off of that Amish Bachelorette show. Complete with Tiffany. All about Tiffany, really.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 4 роки тому +12

      Yes. Please. Let’s have the gays infiltrate Pureflix. >:D

    • @buggymah
      @buggymah 2 роки тому

      I need this

  • @beckwells25
    @beckwells25 4 роки тому +2520

    And remember, kids, premarital eye contact is a sin.

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 4 роки тому +3515

    oh to be a lesbian that walks into an elevator that’s actually broken and then it falls and i get crushed to death

    • @mrinternet4800
      @mrinternet4800 4 роки тому +244

      two lesbians walk into an elevator.....

    • @mezvii8260
      @mezvii8260 4 роки тому +246

      oh my god they were elevator mates . . .

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 роки тому +38

      But to be fair, the main character was horrified by the idea of that happening. It was the worst case scenario he could imagine. I think that scene was meant to show that not all Christians are homophobes.

    • @aj_814
      @aj_814 4 роки тому +84

      @@BarterTom doesn't mean i don't wanna walk into an elevator that's actually broken and then it falls and i get crushed to death

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 4 роки тому +2

      yeet You mean you do want to?

  • @superrinusblick4222
    @superrinusblick4222 4 роки тому +1210

    "I never felt this way FOR A GIRL" well someone is bi

    • @mrinternet4800
      @mrinternet4800 4 роки тому +35

      don't get my hopes up

    • @afallavollita2995
      @afallavollita2995 3 роки тому +6

      sjsjsjsjsjsjj

    • @golden_larry2864
      @golden_larry2864 3 роки тому +9

      Or pan, demi, omni, poly etc

    • @superrinusblick4222
      @superrinusblick4222 3 роки тому +22

      @@golden_larry2864isn't poly different? I thought it means multiple people. so like more than two people in a relationship

    • @golden_larry2864
      @golden_larry2864 3 роки тому +4

      @@superrinusblick4222 Well yeah, but it could be multiple guys in a relationship i think

  • @crumblyairship
    @crumblyairship 4 роки тому +3478

    next up: Ally shows up on My Strange Addiction and she talks about her obsession with PureFlix

  • @CeramicGod
    @CeramicGod 4 роки тому +3666

    You remind me of the female twin from the how to train your dragon series.

    • @uwuhi6446
      @uwuhi6446 4 роки тому +109

      I mean..

    • @yourmom-vv9zq
      @yourmom-vv9zq 4 роки тому +276

      oh. my god. you’re so right.

    • @mutedwoodlands
      @mutedwoodlands 4 роки тому +134

      Ohcheese what have you done

    • @yeyamusic
      @yeyamusic 4 роки тому +136

      Can’t unsee

    • @neviestay325
      @neviestay325 4 роки тому +128

      Ohcheese This explains why I have a crush on her...

  • @Heyhowdyhi
    @Heyhowdyhi 4 роки тому +2172

    Roy getting “attacked” by homeless people looks like they’re tickling him lmao

    • @echoinsanity971
      @echoinsanity971 4 роки тому +53

      its the tickle monster

    • @XxxXmcr41XxxX
      @XxxXmcr41XxxX 4 роки тому +5

      its like Tarantinos foot thing but with tickling maybe 🤔🤔

    • @jessicaHHHHHH
      @jessicaHHHHHH 4 роки тому +9

      They _are_ attacking him. Tickling is one of the worst forms of torture out there. I’d rather be stabbed than tickled.

    • @trueblueclue
      @trueblueclue 3 роки тому

      Tickling is pretty terrifying.

  • @biblicallyaccurateshlong2565
    @biblicallyaccurateshlong2565 4 роки тому +716

    “amish” and “romantic comedy” are three words i never thought would be near each other

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 роки тому +12

      And yet this trope keeps happening in small quantities.

    • @pumpnix7243
      @pumpnix7243 3 роки тому +2

      For Richer of Poorer ~~ Another “Amish” and “romantic comedy” film from the 90s LOL 😆

  • @alizardinyourroom1361
    @alizardinyourroom1361 4 роки тому +2868

    i love how clueless Ally is of Christianity. It's so refreshing, like a cool drink of water.

    • @nightjetts
      @nightjetts 4 роки тому +109

      It is like sipping pure dry ice when you live in the midwest

    • @zuzu1443
      @zuzu1443 4 роки тому +45

      I mean... same here. I don’t know shit about religion .3.

    • @alizardinyourroom1361
      @alizardinyourroom1361 4 роки тому +54

      @@zuzu1443 amazing! I'm so happy for you

    • @zuzu1443
      @zuzu1443 4 роки тому +8

      Ty ;_;

    • @Nourhen.
      @Nourhen. 4 роки тому +10

      @@alizardinyourroom1361 why is it bad to be religious or something?

  • @ameliamangini2319
    @ameliamangini2319 4 роки тому +893

    *Ally Hills being overwhelmed by her own emotions over a Pureflix Film for 23 mins straight*

  • @Naafidy
    @Naafidy 4 роки тому +1613

    This looks like it's been filmed as a high school film project.

    • @Naafidy
      @Naafidy 4 роки тому +76

      @@AllyHills Please Ally, make your own PureFlix movie parody, and film it with the same quality.

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 роки тому +14

      @@AllyHills I'd like that comment but it's at 69 and I feel like that fits perfectly with the high school theme🙃

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 роки тому +5

      nah, i've seen some look better than this

    • @ShainaCilimberg
      @ShainaCilimberg 4 роки тому +1

      Looks like the producers are on drugs

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 3 роки тому

      Lmao they all do. In my grade 10 religion class we watched a few movies like this and they all looked like Highschool student films

  • @sierraa391
    @sierraa391 4 роки тому +1863

    The Amish actually have such a strong history of intermarriage that there are like tons and tons of birth defects throughout the community that just keep building up

    • @corelei
      @corelei 4 роки тому +95

      who would've guessed 😂

    • @nicetry9177
      @nicetry9177 4 роки тому +22

      Why can’t I laugh react this 😂

    • @viccmignonettedellacrema1312
      @viccmignonettedellacrema1312 4 роки тому +66

      Building up and boiling over. The butter is ever CHURNING

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 4 роки тому +99

      My ex-Amish friend has multiple genetic illnesses, and so do all three of her older brothers. The youngest of the three is so fucked that he qualified for disabilities when he was 13.

    • @glennshort8490
      @glennshort8490 4 роки тому +1

      Rico Diaz literally me whenever I see a funny comment

  • @birdylady3332
    @birdylady3332 4 роки тому +305

    “ you can’t offend EVERYONE in a single movie”
    Holy man undercover: Hold my beer

  • @OliviaMoon17
    @OliviaMoon17 4 роки тому +1440

    I can not believe this is on something called “pure flix” the racist undertones are disgusting. Not “pure” at all. I’m a Christian and would be so offended by this movie. Not because it “doesn’t show the wrath of God enough” but because we are called as Christians to be loving and show kindness and respect. Demonstrating minorities, impoverished, and those with mental health issues in such a light is so disgusting to me. It honestly breaks my heart that this is what Christians are producing. It’s crap that doesn’t show Gods heart. Also this video was incredible and you’re hilarious.

    • @alananimus9145
      @alananimus9145 4 роки тому +52

      That coyote ugly moment when wake up and realize who you are in bed with... I have been watching Hanna and Jake (formerly Hugo and Jake) cover PureFlix since it first came out. And ya. There is a reason why I tend to assume Christians are violent, racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, POS. The fact that PureFlix exists is bad enough, the fact that it is as successful as it is only makes it worse. And it doesn't help that most (though admittedly not all) Christians I know IRL reflect the views of PureFlix. What I find most repugnant however is that Christian UA-cam (ie Christian content creators on youtube) either praise the hell out of PureFlix or remain completely silent on it.
      The fact that parents actually show this crap to their children is disgusting.
      "Their biggest complaint was that there wasn't enough of 'gods' wrath".

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 4 роки тому +35

      This is what happens when a swindler who wants to act but can't get a job acting does. He creates a "Christian" streaming network and puts himself into everything.

    • @alananimus9145
      @alananimus9145 4 роки тому +39

      @ITHEREONETHATHASNT I have actually seen a lot of these movies and yes they are absolutely racist as hell. 12:06 is a very common theme throughout most Christian movies. Non-whites are almost always depicted in harmful sterotypes. Additionally Christians are more likely to be racist because racism is doctrinally supported supported. And what proof would you like. People like myself were saying for years that the alt-right was made up of racists, we showed you people piece of evidence after piece of evidence and you brushed it off. We showed you all the evidence that Richard Spencer was a racist and you people defended him continually. Then 1 clip gets leaked, the almighty Ben Shapiro gives one speech and you all pretend like you were calling out their racism all along. If anyone is brainwashed here its you people who defend your god the second coming of Christ Donald Trump and his "grab them by the pussy" sexist, and racist, and xenophobic comments at all cost. There is *NOTHING* unique about you, you special little degenerate delicate snowflake. Facts do not care about your feelings. Gender is a social construct. Sex and gender are not the same thing. There are more than two sexes and there are more than two genders. Genocide even when hypothetically committed by Yahweh is always evil. You throw around "post modern" like its a slur and you don't even know what it means.
      FYI the "post" in "post modern" is an indication that it is what comes after "modernism". "Modernism" btw was a particular school of thought with regards to philosophy and art that operated on "scientism" as a foundation. So "post modern" means "post scientism". And ya if you want to throw that at me I will gladly embrace it as logical positivism is bunk.
      As to "hating everything white"... And? I understand it's beyond your smooth tiny little brain to understand nuance so let me just spell it out for you. "White" doesn't exist. It's a social construct and a harmful and destructive one at that. WASP culture is reactionary (this term has a specific meaning look it up), destructive, and counter to good social order.
      I have seen fascists like you a million times pretending you hold some sort of moral high ground hiding what you really think gaslighting the hell out of people whenever you think you can get away with it. You are nothing more than a sad degenerate holding onto a past greatness that never was.

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 4 роки тому +2

      younever actualy opened you Bible, wirght? Or history-book.

    • @justjoe5373
      @justjoe5373 4 роки тому +13

      @@alananimus9145 The ,,christians'' you're talking about may call themselves christians but they most likely aren't. God said only he can judge so if people are judging others they are going against the god, meaning they aren't christian

  • @lesdyxiatoo
    @lesdyxiatoo 4 роки тому +1084

    So David A.R. White is essentially the Christian Adam Sandler

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 роки тому +14

      Okay, okay, this is a tough one. I think I agree, but I think I enjoy David A.R. White a lot more....but I blame Ally for that.

    • @bunn__y
      @bunn__y 4 роки тому +15

      I never thought I would see something that would make me see Adam Sandler as not that bad, thankyou.

    • @raccoonboi4225
      @raccoonboi4225 4 роки тому +12

      Except David won't ever have a punch-drunk love or uncut gems or big daddy or Happy Gilmore or any charm whatsoever that makes people like him.

  • @loreleimonn3220
    @loreleimonn3220 4 роки тому +1788

    I was raised rlly religious, and my dad had us watch Pureflix movies unironically. And I’m starting to think they’re contractually obligated to be grossly offensive

    • @BananaGeekLord
      @BananaGeekLord 4 роки тому +104

      Same here, but luckily before Pureflix. Instead, I was raised Mormon, and they have an entertainment company that makes good, holesome Mormon movies. They're generally about as bad as they sound.

    • @loreleimonn3220
      @loreleimonn3220 4 роки тому +30

      Tyler Baker Lmao yeah I bet. I didn’t grow up watching Pureflix luckily, but definitely a few years ago we started watching them

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 роки тому +9

      F 😔 that's awful

    • @mjp2palmtree
      @mjp2palmtree 4 роки тому +5

      @@BananaGeekLord I was raised Mormon too!

    • @fletcherxdesign
      @fletcherxdesign 4 роки тому +79

      My mom told me “gay people are fucked up in the head” when I came out. & now she texts me everyday saying there’s so many other great women out there (she hated my ex). Point of the story is, people will surprise you. My mom openly supports me now.. Hang in there ♥️♥️

  • @samrae1092
    @samrae1092 4 роки тому +619

    This movie felt like it was going to turn into some weird porno...

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 роки тому +21

      That's 90% of all Christian movies. Just like 90% of all 90s action flicks ended up as a 30 second softcore.

  • @GooberDoober-fm4ws
    @GooberDoober-fm4ws 4 роки тому +422

    this is like the opposite of christianity. Jesus himself was homeless.

    • @dinkerz
      @dinkerz 4 роки тому +15

      Was he homeless or was he nomadic? Genuine question.

    • @FirstNameLastName-xs9nx
      @FirstNameLastName-xs9nx 3 роки тому +38

      boy was a carpenter and couldnt even build himself a house smh

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 роки тому +2

      @@dinkerz No, he wasn't homeless.

    • @jaylolo3716
      @jaylolo3716 3 роки тому +1

      @@FirstNameLastName-xs9nx 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rachelkessinger2295
      @rachelkessinger2295 2 місяці тому

      @@melancholicpeaceencapsulated what is the real difference?? You could say all nomadic people are homeless and vice versa

  • @freakofnature9580
    @freakofnature9580 4 роки тому +180

    This seems like a weird, religious, offensive Onision sketch from 2010

    • @leiacartier2259
      @leiacartier2259 3 роки тому +1

      Omg yesss 😅

    • @stuffz4040
      @stuffz4040 3 роки тому

      Inverse onision. Not opposite cause that would be someone better, but this is the opposite version of all the things but still bad

  • @dal.salvador
    @dal.salvador 4 роки тому +439

    "Hey maybe Gay people should live"
    Im done💀💀💀, not even 2 minutes in.

  • @suneuf
    @suneuf 4 роки тому +1321

    I grew up Mennonite (I left the church a while ago) and to be honest “they’re like the Amish... except a little less Amish..? I guess?”. Is literally the best explanation i can muster up when people ask about it. So you’re not wrong

    • @LS111AT
      @LS111AT 4 роки тому +45

      Susy Neufeld I lived with a Mennonite family for years as a kid so I feel you. Also that’s exactly how I explain it to people on California. It’s easier than to get into all the nuances that no one cares about lol (same with other religions though tbh)

    • @rottenstrawberryslices4630
      @rottenstrawberryslices4630 4 роки тому +16

      Oh? I grew up in a Mennonite Church and I wouldn't say that we're that similar. I think that the only difference between Mennonites and other Christians is that we don't believe baby's should be baptized at birth.

    • @suneuf
      @suneuf 4 роки тому +15

      A crackhead there are MANY different branches of mennonites. Mine, was VERY similar.

    • @suneuf
      @suneuf 4 роки тому +4

      Mxlky way when I finally figured it out I laughed pretty good 😅

    • @StephanieLeighG
      @StephanieLeighG 4 роки тому +19

      Mxlky way I don’t want to answer for her, but in my experience, the biggest, most obvious difference is that mennonites use modern technology and wear modern clothing. Visually, they dress like “Spanish Pentecostals”. You probably don’t know what that is either, but they’re a conservative religious group that wears modern, but EXTREMELY conservative clothing, that is occasionally handmade. The women don’t typically wear makeup or jewelry, and they wear their hair long, in a bun, and sometimes also wear a head covering, depending on personal beliefs and/or their particular subsect of the religion. I’m mostly just describing Spanish Pentecostals, but the same could be said about the particular Mennonites that I knew. In fact, even though the two groups have a completely different history and “worship” style, these groups are so similar in some important ways, that mennonites attended the English language services at spanish pentecostal churches that I was sometimes forced to go to as a kid. The vast majority of Spanish Pentecostals are Puertorican, so it was strange mix of cultures at those services. That brings up the second very important difference between the Amish and Mennonites, which is that Mennonites tend to freely intermingle with other conservative protestant groups, including attending each others services, which is something the Amish never allow, at least as far as I know. This means that Mennonites are far less insular than the Amish, and therefore get a lot more exposure to other ethnicities, cultures, and religious beliefs, even if those religious beliefs don’t actually differ that much from their own. I should probably mention that someone else pointed out that there are a lot of different Mennonite groups, and some might be very different from what I just described.

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 4 роки тому +693

    So did his mom just tell him he was 17 for 10 years, or did she tell him he was a baby at 10 and just start counting from the beginning, or did she only celebrate his birthday every other year from his third one on, orrrrrrrrrrr what?

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 4 роки тому +194

      I actually had the displeasure of watching it and basically she tricked him into thinking he was younger by stretching things out like breastfeeding him for an uncomfortably long amount of years.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 роки тому +45

      @Melanie Cusick: Another user commented on thinking the movie was gonna turn into a weird porno and I was like _"Nah it's just silly movie"_ but after reading that....wow they were right!

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 4 роки тому +17

      @@ThexDynastxQueen you never actually see it so it's not porn. You just hear it being explained to him which causes him to vomit. Their idea of humor I guess. 😬

    • @RonryAsAlways
      @RonryAsAlways 4 роки тому

      @@mellyq92 how many years? I was breastfed till I was 5 and can't imagine anyone older than that still being breastfed

    • @imhungry9110
      @imhungry9110 4 роки тому +24

      @@RonryAsAlways I was in elementary school at that age, 5 is definitely too old

  • @hd6876
    @hd6876 4 роки тому +88

    “i don’t think they had guns back then” **snatch** WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ANOUT THIS

  • @hahaveggie
    @hahaveggie 4 роки тому +174

    "christians make popular music/media 10 years late...but awful" - my old youth pastor
    also you're super cute and i love you

  • @vprescott4160
    @vprescott4160 4 роки тому +1692

    I love how Ally is like: "This is so offensive to gay people"
    Also Ally: *is a flaming homosexual*
    her viewers: *are flaming homosexuals*

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 4 роки тому +69

      Well, technically I'm bi, but I guess that counts too, right?

    • @torrik-8722
      @torrik-8722 4 роки тому +26

      @Shiloh Kaffenberger DO NOT CANCEL BISEXUALS!!!
      Jk.

    • @batty_babette
      @batty_babette 4 роки тому +85

      Does this mean I get to be the Undercover Straight then?

    • @sweetbean2009
      @sweetbean2009 4 роки тому +47

      Chloe S I too am an undercover straight 😎

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 роки тому +29

      The aces are here, too.

  • @nataliemolina-rocha1651
    @nataliemolina-rocha1651 4 роки тому +570

    “He smokes ,he drinks, he’s got a pillow under his shirt 😂😂

  • @ht21
    @ht21 4 роки тому +647

    The incest thing is accurate. I went to a geneticist in Lancaster(the us capital of Amish people) and there was a whole section to divulge whether you were Amish and married a blood relative. That’s how common it is.

  • @ErynBleedForYou
    @ErynBleedForYou 4 роки тому +67

    My Pennsylvanian ass being like ‘why is he from Kansas? Pennsylvania has so much more Amish culture.’

    • @TheRonnieaj
      @TheRonnieaj 3 роки тому +1

      My ex was from Lucinda. A different world when my Oakland, CA behind visited 😂

  • @LoveWritesALetter
    @LoveWritesALetter 4 роки тому +445

    I didn't know Jenna Marbles became a movie-reviewing gay icon

    • @Rurusa11
      @Rurusa11 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly she should now, really sucks that she quit UA-cam all together now

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 роки тому +8

      this feels ironic now that jenna quit youtube :/

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rurusa11 I miss her so much

  • @zoid5911
    @zoid5911 4 роки тому +399

    DID THEY HAVE AN ASIAN TOURIST SAY “GODZIRRA!” RANDOMLY?!?!

    • @bruised.elbow3
      @bruised.elbow3 4 роки тому +18

      zoid5 yes...unfortunately 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 4 роки тому +9

      I also noticed that

    • @insertname1857
      @insertname1857 4 роки тому +7

      i n o t i c e d t h a t t o o

    • @celestenamya5537
      @celestenamya5537 4 роки тому +6

      @@insertname1857 I really like your name, I'm blown away by the creativity ^_^ Seriously, it made me smile

    • @garf567
      @garf567 4 роки тому +3

      Yes sadly

  • @nurnina8332
    @nurnina8332 4 роки тому +512

    Justin: "yeah you got that yummy-yum
    that yummy-yum that yummy-yummy"
    Ally *scared of being brainwashed by repetitive songs*: is this a curse?? is this a spell?!??

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 роки тому +7

      I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YUMMY WHEN ALLY SAID THAT

    • @frenchbreadstupidity7054
      @frenchbreadstupidity7054 4 роки тому +1

      I'm blue da ba dee dah, da da de daa bo da, I'm blue da ba dee dah...

  • @Aster_Risk
    @Aster_Risk 4 роки тому +753

    I'm an atheist, and I find this garbage addictive too. Christian films reach a whole new level of bad movie that nothing else can compare to.

    • @DesireeAleece
      @DesireeAleece 4 роки тому +67

      Have you seen God's Not Dead? Man those movies almost made me become an atheist.

    • @WallebyDamned
      @WallebyDamned 4 роки тому +41

      The crimes committed against cinema and other arts in the name of "Christian Values" are shocking in their numbers. Seriously, the most basic crap is lauded as genius, the shit pile is considered par for the genre, and anything that may have have a chance of raising real conversation ends up being too whatever, and thus a moral danger.

    • @DesireeAleece
      @DesireeAleece 4 роки тому +8

      @bee! God might not be dead, but cinema is lol

    • @spacedout3660
      @spacedout3660 4 роки тому +13

      @@DesireeAleece My family watched it for movie night and my parents absolutely loved the movie. And im like, Why???

    • @radioactiveferrets
      @radioactiveferrets 4 роки тому +12

      I watched this one Mormon movie as a kid that was basically Beauty and the Beast but the "Beast" character was a recovering alcoholic whose wife died in an accident he caused and now he lives in his pristine mansion alone. 'Beauty' s" dad is the repairman working on something in the Beast's home but the rich guy doesn't like it so he fires the guy and Beauty storms over and yells at him for firing her dad and threatening to tell his boss that he did shoddy work or something. So he makes her work for him. Plot twist: she's Mormon. He used to be. So she spends a lot of time trying to reconvert him and in the end it works out like the fairytale but it's just a terrible movie. The writing, editing, and acting is all not the best and the whole thing stumbles its way along to the very forced endpoint.

  • @bluehair774
    @bluehair774 4 роки тому +58

    0:58 when you said "gay people" my google thing went off, but when I say "hey google" it literally doesn't listen 👁️👄👁️

    • @asunflower7993
      @asunflower7993 4 роки тому +8

      Well that means you’re Google is gay excepted for who it is

  • @pinkytoedestroyer
    @pinkytoedestroyer 4 роки тому +54

    My dad forces my family to watch Pureflix movies with him and I gotta say these actors are being paid to work as hard as the equivalent of a middle school play run by the theater teacher whos never directed a play before and is constantly thinking about whether or not their spouse is boutta leave them the next time they get home.

  • @Nossairito
    @Nossairito 4 роки тому +254

    Descartes when he's not quite sure what to think: "I am-ish"

  • @liamlabelle8653
    @liamlabelle8653 4 роки тому +708

    Literally, there are the whole verses of the bible that are just about giving to the poor and needy.

    • @Hastur876
      @Hastur876 4 роки тому +75

      And apparently the guy who talks about giving to the poor and needy is important in that religion, or something.

    • @liamlabelle8653
      @liamlabelle8653 4 роки тому +20

      @@Hastur876 something like that ;)

    • @hannahrenahouston5919
      @hannahrenahouston5919 4 роки тому +23

      @@Manish_3333 there are verses about those topics, but never saying that those were a good thing that happened. Yeah (for example) incest happened in the bible (lot's daughters) but they were also cursed and dishonored and called sinful because of it.

    • @thattypicalgalgamer8845
      @thattypicalgalgamer8845 4 роки тому +1

      **blink blink**

    • @thattypicalgalgamer8845
      @thattypicalgalgamer8845 4 роки тому +1

      *-blink-*

  • @tikkon
    @tikkon 4 роки тому +311

    Ally: looks at watch
    *doesn't have a watch*

    • @mariaclaudia4690
      @mariaclaudia4690 4 роки тому +3

      Just like that scene in hsm that troy is waiting for gabriela

    • @key745
      @key745 4 роки тому +1

      @@mariaclaudia4690 OMFG!!! Yes, I remember, legendary scene, true stan!!!

  • @miadearing1701
    @miadearing1701 4 роки тому +43

    You need to review the homophobic one so we can all get mad lmao

  • @supernintendochalmers4680
    @supernintendochalmers4680 4 роки тому +39

    My mom used to work in a Christian book store and I swear more than half of the movies they had there, David was the lead in them. My "favorite" was the knock off of Mad Max. Still repping Jesus in the apocalypse!

  • @kendallwaterman9709
    @kendallwaterman9709 4 роки тому +451

    As a lesbian who fell in love with her Mennonite best friend, this is hilarious

    • @dan-ho1zz
      @dan-ho1zz 4 роки тому +61

      Oh man that sounds spicy

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 4 роки тому +64

      That sounds like it would make a really good movie, at least better than anything on pureflix lmao

    • @LAC-bk2fo
      @LAC-bk2fo 4 роки тому +16

      I need THAT as a movie

    • @kendallwaterman9709
      @kendallwaterman9709 4 роки тому +34

      @@LAC-bk2fo lol one day I'll write the screenplay. It's honestly an insane story

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 4 роки тому +6

      Kendall Waterman yes please do

  • @ancyktube
    @ancyktube 4 роки тому +180

    You're literally Kurtis Conner but a lesbian
    I'm in

  • @briannacluck5494
    @briannacluck5494 4 роки тому +250

    "God, Jesus, are they the same person?"
    * several people are typing

    • @s.macedo7026
      @s.macedo7026 4 роки тому +1

      Brianna Cluck I thought the same exact same 😂

    • @Kaylakaze
      @Kaylakaze 4 роки тому +1

      Don't worry. Christians don't know either.

  • @courtneymesser7483
    @courtneymesser7483 4 роки тому +50

    “Romspringbreak amirite?!” Queen 💀

  • @mallorykoonin1447
    @mallorykoonin1447 4 роки тому +113

    "Would Jesus point a gun at someone?" "Oh, yeah! You're right!" *picks up stone and throws it instead*

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 роки тому +8

      That would imply that the mugger is without sin

    • @quillzcreationz7891
      @quillzcreationz7891 3 роки тому +2

      Also Jesus: Throws tables when is angry

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 3 роки тому

      @@Fanimati0n I didn't see him do anything wrong

    • @jflygare95
      @jflygare95 3 роки тому +2

      Technically Jesus was actually against stoning and stopped it because he found it evil. (i hate christianity but technically Jesus wasn't a bad dude)

  • @oliviadisney7869
    @oliviadisney7869 4 роки тому +383

    I'm a Christian, and even I think that the movie looks offensive lol. Like, what the heck?? The racism? The weird message? It looks like a 5 below version of a movie oof.

    • @radioactiveferrets
      @radioactiveferrets 4 роки тому +14

      The moral of this movie is to not leave home, but when you do, be racist and clueless and do "very bad" things and decide that you like it but then go back home where it is safe and life is the easiest it could ever be. Convert someone if you have to.

    • @erectile_dysfunction
      @erectile_dysfunction 3 роки тому +3

      Don't disrespect 5 below like that

  • @trinityhaggans6417
    @trinityhaggans6417 4 роки тому +217

    ally: knows nothing about amish and mennonites
    me being from where the show amish mafia was filmed: i forgot that this isn't actually common knowledge

    • @skylarlinville4211
      @skylarlinville4211 4 роки тому +38

      Trinity Haggans I’m sorry Amish WHAT

    • @nachtegaelw5389
      @nachtegaelw5389 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah, I’m from a state with large populations of both.
      Once I was shopping at Walmart in a college town with a friend from CA, and there was a Mennonite family shopping there too.
      My friend was like, “Amish ppl shopping at Walmart?? Such huge hypocrites!!”
      I had to explain the difference between Amish and Mennonites (where I live you can tell them apart by dress), and also that there’s no prohibition for either group on buying food from Walmart!
      Yeesh. I also sometimes forget not everyone knows about these groups.

    • @maxiwaxi6342
      @maxiwaxi6342 4 роки тому +3

      right like as an ex mennonite who lives in lancaster county aka amish county i sometimes forget some people won't just know basic amish, mennonite, hornings,jewangers( no idea how to spell it) stuff like rumspringa

    • @vayermenoviko0linixD
      @vayermenoviko0linixD 4 роки тому +2

      @@maxiwaxi6342 I only know about Amish people and rumspringa because of an episode on law and order or csi or something like that (I'm not sure which series because I watch like 20 different of the same genre)

  • @ruthie6070
    @ruthie6070 4 роки тому +174

    “Pretty sure there’s never been a robbery like this ever”
    Me an intellectual: don’t disrespect Uncle Iroh like that.

  • @alizardinyourroom1361
    @alizardinyourroom1361 4 роки тому +43

    man if this is ally PRE-quarantine I cannot imagine how she's doing now, Ally if you see this, I wish you well.

  • @hanialis7704
    @hanialis7704 4 роки тому +41

    You look like the grunge character from every early 2000's show

  • @Cl-qu6hn
    @Cl-qu6hn 4 роки тому +145

    im scared these types of ally's videos arent ironic anymore

  • @AzazelBathory
    @AzazelBathory 4 роки тому +136

    Is Roy’s idea of Asian people just saying “oh godzirra”? The only 2 lines that Asian guy on the Amish tour had was ”oh godzirra...GODZIRRA”

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 3 роки тому

      @@maydayjanette226 Asian tourists are the most annoying disrespectful people I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.

  • @rgegecggbseas2187
    @rgegecggbseas2187 4 роки тому +138

    “I started watching Pureflix and now I can’t stop” happens to the best of us 😔

    • @raven4599
      @raven4599 4 роки тому +2

      Gxy 40 Watch this get more likes in the next hour

  • @justsomeweebo1431
    @justsomeweebo1431 4 роки тому +24

    “When I listen to a song that’s a little bit too repetitive I think is this a spell is this a curse what’s happening?”
    Oh boy you’d like repeat stuff by Bo Burnham

  • @jessicayoder9852
    @jessicayoder9852 4 роки тому +20

    Fun fact: my dad used to be Amish and left when he was 17. So I love watching anything related to the Amish lifestyle because about 90% of the time if not more, the information is SO inaccurate. It just makes me laugh

  • @hellrunxcsp9033
    @hellrunxcsp9033 4 роки тому +44

    Rumsprinka kinda sounds like a lit ass gay party that requires a lot of drinking. I mean think about it
    𝓡𝓤𝓜𝓢𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓝𝓚𝓐

  • @harmonyfinley
    @harmonyfinley 4 роки тому +496

    I am lesbian and went to a mennonite college...had to be in the closet the whole time...got kicked out because of seizure... but for your common questions Ally ....yeah they keep it in the family and somehow it's legal....if you want to know more hit me up lol😊 we can get out of the house or watch pure flix together 😂

    • @ryanp6575
      @ryanp6575 4 роки тому +75

      Kicked out because of seizure?? Wtf

    • @harmonyfinley
      @harmonyfinley 4 роки тому +74

      @@ryanp6575 yes sadly that happened....was not very Christian like of them...

    • @username9885
      @username9885 4 роки тому +14

      That's awful 😔

    • @harmonyfinley
      @harmonyfinley 4 роки тому +20

      @@ismininotonline mennonite Christian lol

    • @hayleybrooks93
      @hayleybrooks93 4 роки тому +6

      What Mennonite college? I also went to a Mennonite college

  • @papachrist200
    @papachrist200 4 роки тому +560

    “God and Jesus- are they the same person?”
    She doesn’t even understand how loaded that question is and how many different answers there are depending on who you ask

    • @fovika
      @fovika 4 роки тому +60

      Only the truest words from Papa Christ

    • @CrowHousePress
      @CrowHousePress 4 роки тому +13

      Arianism has entered the chat

    • @-homechord-2908
      @-homechord-2908 4 роки тому +30

      Oh dang. It's still wild to me that some people just... don't grow up religious? Somehow???

    • @zlis4536
      @zlis4536 4 роки тому +37

      @@-homechord-2908good for them, growing up religious is soooo unhealthy

    • @-homechord-2908
      @-homechord-2908 4 роки тому +19

      @@zlis4536 god yeah I know . The trauma, my dude. It's the good shit.

  • @rrealjam3348
    @rrealjam3348 4 роки тому +23

    "You know them and you spend so much time with them but they're also like really bad" sounds like family to me

  • @gizmo_gadgets6482
    @gizmo_gadgets6482 3 роки тому +18

    Ally: "Because before what the fuck was it?"
    Ad: *a roll of ready pasta-*

  • @allirichter9192
    @allirichter9192 4 роки тому +114

    DO IT get on pureflix and preach the "gay agenda" teach the Christians 😂 I'm done lol I need sleep

    • @neiana
      @neiana 4 роки тому +5

      When "maybe gay people should be able to live" is pushing the limits of what is acceptable on the network, I'm not sure what good she could do... BUT I WOULD PAY TO WATCH HER DO IT!

  • @-K.A.T.I.E-
    @-K.A.T.I.E- 4 роки тому +113

    There actually is an Amish reality show called “Amish Mafia” and I think it’s still on Prime.

    • @cur1ouscatf1sh
      @cur1ouscatf1sh 3 роки тому +4

      The whole thing is so totally fake and not based on any reality ever. Still fun to watch, though

  • @ajmantis
    @ajmantis 4 роки тому +420

    Ok I feel like you’re ready to glare, but she’s lawful neutral and you’re chaotic good

  • @babybopz8992
    @babybopz8992 4 роки тому +70

    Ally: "I need to get out of the house"
    Coronavirus: "no."

  • @thisisnotausername5294
    @thisisnotausername5294 4 роки тому +1

    This channel is too good to be true. What I wouldn't give to see Ally's review of the religious sci-fi thriller, starring Kirk Cameron, Left Behind (the 2000 and 2005 ones...I wouldn't be surprised if they're on Pure Flix)

  • @i.d.k.7322
    @i.d.k.7322 4 роки тому +524

    I have a feeling all the dislikes are Christian Karens.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 роки тому +39

      I. D. K. All the dislikes are the main actor in different wigs

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 роки тому +3

      @@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt I don't know which option I want to be true more!

    • @SamuelEspera
      @SamuelEspera 4 роки тому

      Christian Karens are better. 😂

  • @lokischild5170
    @lokischild5170 4 роки тому +367

    As a person who lives next to the Amish, here's some info:
    1) Rumspringas happen at SIXTEEN not EIGHTEEN
    2) An Amish community is not full of cousins
    3) Amish women can wear bright colors-- they don't all dress is grey and browns and whatever
    4) Amish people can go to restaurants
    5) YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO AND AN ENGLISH GIRLFRIEND AND JUST WALTZ BACK INTO THE AMISH COMMUNITY
    Sure.
    It's a comedy.
    But WHAT the FUCK.

    • @nguverenahua59
      @nguverenahua59 4 роки тому +13

      Oh, i didn't know about the english girlfriend bit. I always thougt that rumspringa was a bit of a free for all.

    • @connork6911
      @connork6911 4 роки тому +1

      Nguveren Ahua I did too! I thought it was like a “don’t ask/don’t tel what happened on the rumspringa” if they returned to the Amish community

    • @Sam-hk9go
      @Sam-hk9go 3 роки тому

      Yeah I recently went to an Amish fair and it was awesome

  • @aaronmckellips8338
    @aaronmckellips8338 4 роки тому +5

    I just got an ad for a Christian dating app.
    Oh no! They know I am both a heathen and alone!!

  • @FunwithCFS
    @FunwithCFS 3 роки тому +12

    Ally you're an antidepressant in human form. Thank you

  • @FeralDawn
    @FeralDawn 4 роки тому +79

    I swear to god, you and Strange Aeons are the cutest lesbians ever

    • @akufromthefuture7159
      @akufromthefuture7159 4 роки тому +6

      imagine if they dated.
      would be too much awesome

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +7

      Strange is the lesbian aunt of UA-cam, Alley is the lesbian mom of UA-cam

  • @makenziehill8822
    @makenziehill8822 4 роки тому +88

    Not gonna lie I feel kind of called out by how quickly I clicked on this video even though it's Valentine's day ummm no I'm not alone in my room hahahah yes I'll watch this immediately thank u Ally

  • @arielpintar8146
    @arielpintar8146 4 роки тому +76

    22:28 "LESBIAN UNDERCOVER!" That was so funny that I almost spit the water that I was drinking (I kinda did)

  • @jinxonyx4066
    @jinxonyx4066 4 роки тому +1

    Eli Bosnic and The GAM Cast are my favorite people. I remember listening to their episode on this.

  • @inalaska1208
    @inalaska1208 4 роки тому +12

    "Tiffany is why Christians hate this movie.."
    Me as a Christian: well from watching this review I am pretty sure I hate it for all of the same reason you did. Omg is it tone deaf.

  • @drats1009
    @drats1009 4 роки тому +46

    You would be the perfect movie villain: having a brilliant plan and then immediately telling your opponent

  • @r_A_ven
    @r_A_ven 4 роки тому +46

    So the moral of the story is basically that drinking and sex ruins your whole life? But you can get it back by being a crazy street preacher?

  • @karisap
    @karisap 4 роки тому +79

    As a Christian this movie (and Pureflix in general) hurts me 😂😂 I remember my childhood when I consumed the weirdest Christian content... trust me it gets way worse than this

    • @shortharibo558
      @shortharibo558 4 роки тому +1

      hOW DOES IT GET WORSE DBSKSJDJ

    • @shortharibo558
      @shortharibo558 3 роки тому

      @Julia Dudziak everyday my faith in humanity lessens

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 4 роки тому +8

    This raw manic energy speaks to me

  • @blazeravenscar
    @blazeravenscar 4 роки тому +13

    *When you live with a family whose grandmother is a shunned Amish woman-*
    *Also has multiple Amish and Mennonite cousins and general family really-*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +128

    Amish RomComs are just the perfect Valentine's Day content.

    • @luiseacheron678
      @luiseacheron678 4 роки тому +4

      @Just Some Guy without a Mustache You're here too?!?!

  • @Moxipoxie
    @Moxipoxie 4 роки тому +75

    There’s an Amish dating show pls review

  • @joellebarnett6690
    @joellebarnett6690 4 роки тому +144

    I hope they show each other their ankles 🥰

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 роки тому +22

      oh my god imagine😳😱

    • @mitskifesto
      @mitskifesto 4 роки тому +20

      Not until they’re married!! Omg you’re wild!

    • @nabszains
      @nabszains 4 роки тому +7

      y'all wildin

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 4 роки тому +4

      HOW _scandalous...!_ 👀☺️

    • @Maya-ht9tm
      @Maya-ht9tm 4 роки тому +3

      @@mitskifesto That's right! Premarital ankle-showing is a sin.

  • @Beanaleann
    @Beanaleann 4 роки тому +13

    You remind me of a brunette version of the twins from How to Train Your Dragon

  • @chaos.possum
    @chaos.possum 4 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: In "Ranczo" ("The Ranch") - a polish comedy series about the life of civilians of cottage Wilkowyje, Cezary Żak (an actor, well known in Poland) plays 2 main roles - a major of the cottage and a priest. The only differences between these characters (except clothing) were:
    - glasses (priest's)
    -moustache (major's)

  • @lezplays5473
    @lezplays5473 4 роки тому +135

    i am drunk rn just sayin... LOL

    • @EmmyKirk14
      @EmmyKirk14 4 роки тому +2

      Lezplays bruh me too! I ❤️ Ally!

  • @LincolnRon
    @LincolnRon 4 роки тому +51

    The most amazing thing to me is that they charge $12.99 a month for Pure Flix. (Netflix charges $8.99 a month.)

  • @shinhye3974
    @shinhye3974 3 роки тому +1

    I think I am the one being brainwashed because I can’t stop watching your videos.Your energy and your beauty has no boundaries

  • @inthought02
    @inthought02 3 роки тому

    I keep coming back to this video purely because of how hilarious your narration of it is but particularly around 8:07 when the homeless people scene comes in. I can't get it out of my mind it's just so hilarious from the video (def not the movie but the way you talk about it).

  • @thecassyscorner
    @thecassyscorner 4 роки тому +27

    This is exactly what I needed on my Valentine’s Day

  • @scftforwlw
    @scftforwlw 4 роки тому +35

    I’m just waiting for her to get sponsored by pure flix or auditions for a part in a pure flix movie

  • @FathiaRezqy
    @FathiaRezqy 4 роки тому +33

    Even reading the title on my notification makes me giggle

  • @lydiajude8017
    @lydiajude8017 4 роки тому +6

    The man at 15:45 is Fred Willard, who is also in Modern Family.

  • @nicolecrockett3252
    @nicolecrockett3252 4 роки тому +2

    I want more of this. I laughed the entire time. 💀💀💀

  • @shannona8525
    @shannona8525 4 роки тому +23

    The burning question I have is how the background actors found the casting for this... and also then agreed to it

  • @angelicamartinez4325
    @angelicamartinez4325 4 роки тому +29

    My valentines day just got SO much better. Thank you Ally!

  • @ericambrose7024
    @ericambrose7024 4 роки тому +23

    "The Amish are chasing us!"
    "I thought the Amish were peaceful."
    "Tell them that!"

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 4 роки тому +10

    I just got a Christian dating app add. I’m a lesbian.

  • @notamericandoe7679
    @notamericandoe7679 4 роки тому +3

    I just found your channel and your reactions are the best. I love it

  • @jessicalee9896
    @jessicalee9896 4 роки тому +26

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Ally tries to pronounce rumspringa 😂😂

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 4 роки тому +9

    Cue me struggling between wanting to see you put out more Pureflix related content because it is an untapped goldmine but also wanting you to stop because this seems like a surefire way to tank your sanity.