Then take the phone out of your fucking hand. I don't even own a cell phone and I'm 31. No surprise I'm more sane than a lot of my friends. Too many people get brain rot from the constant bombardment of shit on your little phone screen and it's so ridiculous.
Me during lockdown: ‘Well today I’m going to get some work done!’ **After five hours* ‘Now let’s watch Clarkson spin out a Sierra Cosworth in a funny voice’
That was so funny. Jeremy does make you laugh and he still does today. His lap here was hilarious and he even made up how fast he was going. The spins he did on the track were funny :).
what is the best way to get rid of the smell of the water in your house and then you can use it to clean it up and then you can put it in the fridge for a couple days and then you can just put it in the fridge and then you can have it for a couple of days and then you can keep it in the fridge until you get rid of the smell again and then you can use it for a few days and then you can put it in the fridge for a couple days and then you can just keep it in the eee
It's a very fast car the Ford Sierra Cozwuf, much faster than the Mercedes Cozwuf which isn't really a cozwuf huheuahrihtihutuhhgurehg you know what I mean?
@@acetrainerarjun821What it should say is lane closed so we can impose a propostrously low speed limit and put up average speed cameras to catch you and fine you so we can spend the money on signs with squirrels on them with antlers 😂
Jeremy Clarkson is now the official winner of the challenge with over 580,000 views, Richard Hammond is 2nd with over 568,000 views, and James is dead last with over 482,000 views
I just finished watching that episode right now. Jeremy cracked me up big time twice, he was so funny when he saw Hamster's BMW's 'toffi and caramel' interior and then later in the episode when he got his score from the ADAC mobile patrol. and with those glasses he had on and the sweatshirt :D
I find it even funnier that over 8000 people have subscribed to this channel. It has one video, and there will never be another because you can be certain that Jezza has forgotten the password
Deep down i wish they would surprise us with a new video from these channels
I wonder if they ever remember it😄😄
Ditto
yeah I searched as soon as watching the episode
passwords long forgotten
@@JackReacheround correct
but if this ever gets taken down i will faint
"Naught to 60 in 1 second is the important figure children need to remember"
Omni ZeroFive "Mercedes Cosmos, which of course isn't really a cosmonaut..."
-Jeremy Clarkson 2010
😂
"I'm doing 195 miles an hour...200...210 miles an hour now as I go into 5th...220..."
My favorite bit.
YOU LIED & JUST SPED UP THE FILM 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Cwmbran1984 a bit
@@Fortnite_bawls quite a lot actually.
That's 501,000 points for Clarkson
576,765 now
😂
596,166 points
600,203 now
600,441 now
Still better than every new era Top Gear episodes
210 mph in fourth gear, pretty impressive.
OLDEST COMMENT I SAW AND IT HAS NO COMMENTS!!!
😂
Who else is watching this from 2020?
I wish old top gear is still around :(
Jezza and the gang still the best
2021
2021
I'm here because I've been watching this, on the Top Gear Challenges DVD.
I'm kinda surprised there are still people who somehow manage to find this video
2022
0-60 1 sec
Looks like Tesla's still 0.9 seconds short.
3:24
"Official speed readouts provided by SSC America"
Lmao
This video is still a lot better than any new series of top gear… god I miss these three :/
Then take the phone out of your fucking hand. I don't even own a cell phone and I'm 31. No surprise I'm more sane than a lot of my friends. Too many people get brain rot from the constant bombardment of shit on your little phone screen and it's so ridiculous.
*Richard Hammond:* WHAT?! You just LIED and SPED UP the film!
A bit
lol! love this bloody show!!!
@@obmot8369 Richard Hammond: Well, a lot!
Me during lockdown:
‘Well today I’m going to get some work done!’
**After five hours*
‘Now let’s watch Clarkson spin out a Sierra Cosworth in a funny voice’
LOL WHAT work???
Who watched this straight after Top Gear?
i did
Yeah me too, I love Top Gear. UK version only naturally.
Me
MisterNinjaPL me
I did
Views on the episode in 2010 were,
Jeremy: 137
Richard: 7
James: 71
Views on June 20, 2019,
Jeremy: 569K
Richard: 558K
James: 471K
#letsget1million
Ahmed Mohammed perhaps
Combined is about 1.5M views
And rising still!
Views on 18th of July 2024:
Jeremy: 693K
Richard: 655K
James: 596K
Re watching old top gear series and decided to UA-cam the laps to see and there actually here! Absolutely brilliant hahahaha
Glad these are still up even after 13 years
I love it how he deliberately spins...you can here it red lining...Your a hero Jezza!
I would absolutely love it if Clarkson kept uploading videos like this in other cars
That was so funny. Jeremy does make you laugh and he still does today. His lap here was hilarious and he even made up how fast he was going. The spins he did on the track were funny :).
The same way you can text on your phone while driving. They just don't give a fuck. "It wont happen to me" until it does happen to you.
what is the best way to get rid of the smell of the water in your house and then you can use it to clean it up and then you can put it in the fridge for a couple days and then you can just put it in the fridge and then you can have it for a couple of days and then you can keep it in the fridge until you get rid of the smell again and then you can use it for a few days and then you can put it in the fridge for a couple days and then you can just keep it in the eee
It's a very fast car the Ford Sierra Cozwuf, much faster than the Mercedes Cozwuf which isn't really a cozwuf huheuahrihtihutuhhgurehg you know what I mean?
continues..."hhuughherg hgjuet mmmhfrg hhgiuuerghhhgg....there we are!"
DoctorBenz *Cosworth
DoctorBenz and dont forget that he sped up the video
I was quoting Clarkson.... Did you even watch the video?
DoctorBenz lol i know that, im just a grammar nazi
the fact that these channels exist on youtube does surprise me.
Its funny how I saw them mention this on Top Gear, and I didn't think that it was real.... but here it is!!!! Wow
Same
0-60 1 second.....these 3 are such legends
i thought it was a joke, but is real...omg i came 5 years later and still loving topgear...the old one of course.
444,224 points to jeremy clarkson
Jeremy , what a legend
I'm glad these were never taken down. I hope it doesn't affect what videos I'm recommended now
Jezza sounds like an Australian with sinus problems , oh hang on that's how Australian's always sound .
dude thats kinda racist u know
HazelEyes Dont Lie
just having a dig mate , no offence intended .
commodore665 right
Woo that actually exactly what he sounds like xD
That's his adenoids voice.
This clip is better than the new top gear with comedians and cricketers
What the hell is that accent, it still cracks me up.
It's like an Australian geography teacher with major sinus issues trying to be cool.
I've watched this same video several times; it never stops being funny.
195mph 200 210mph 220 and cross the line
and Across the line
I have never seen anything compared to the beauty of this video
2017 and it's still as fun as 7 years ago.
1:52 that laugh😂
Herherherherherherheryyyyknoowwwhaattiimeeaannnn
horse like laugh lol
Fun fact: India also does competitive cow racing as well. In India, they love to drive anything they can find fast.
like trying to start an engine
great comedy Jeremy, this is what keeps us tuned in to top gear every week
I can't believe how absolutely hilarious that video is.
Had to check this, was just watching this episode.
Dec 2024, still here. love ya old top gear
I love this! I can't believe this is still up. It's a piece of history!!
This episode never gets old
S15E2
2023 and still enjoying "original" Top gear
the original and the best
I went on the internet and found this...
your not wrong
@@yesno.idontknow.587 u dont get the joke
I also found this: Lane closed to ease congestion
@@acetrainerarjun821What it should say is lane closed so we can impose a propostrously low speed limit and put up average speed cameras to catch you and fine you so we can spend the money on signs with squirrels on them with antlers 😂
@@wanganeu i remembered i got headbutted by a squirrel once XDXD
Jeremy Clarkson is now the official winner of the challenge with over 580,000 views, Richard Hammond is 2nd with over 568,000 views, and James is dead last with over 482,000 views
Jeremy clarkson always goes first
652,000 now for Clarkson
Absolutely brilliant, Jezza doing what he does best, having a laugh and taking the piss.
Wow, I thought they didnt actually make their videos. Madlads
imagine watching this before the programme was aired!
Just watched the episode 😉
Season 15 episode 2
210 mph in fourth gear in a 4-pot Ford is pretty impressive
446 398 points to Jezza. thought these videos werent real... :)
I just finished watching that episode right now. Jeremy cracked me up big time twice, he was so funny when he saw Hamster's BMW's 'toffi and caramel' interior and then later in the episode when he got his score from the ADAC mobile patrol. and with those glasses he had on and the sweatshirt :D
Thumbs up if you were watching this just now on Dave and came here to say "Thumbs up if you are watching this on Dave".
Netflix right now as I type. They’re just doing the results lol
Just watching on Dave now. They are still repeating it 9 years after you posted your comment 😂
@@hubdeep9452 dave ja vulnerable for me
😆
Who the hell would dislike this?
James May and Richard Hammond plus everybody from fifth gear 😄
2022.... I'm 14yo and I am still loving this...
14 lol, there was 0 need to state your age
I can’t wait till this video hits 1 million views
Like if you want Jeremy back in the BBC
Louie Reimer That is a nice profile picture.
#Nojeremynotopgear
Definitely #NoJezzaNoTopGear
I love Jezza and the lads but the bbc is not the place for them, they will do a better show on amazon
2023 and I'm watching Jezza making funny noises
11 years later and still gets shown on Dave
Hi Jeremy, can't believe this video is STILL here!!
All my hopes of Clarkson actually being a good driver, have now been shattered into an unstoppable fit of giggles.
wonder if he still checks this :p
0 to 60 in 1 second
Children need to remember that.
That's the important bit of the video.
133 BBC employees didn't appreciate that lap run..
0:47 - 0:52 "As you can see I just kissed the apex nicely. Lovely." 1 second later.... Oh... I spun out.
Rewatching old TGs for millionth time, it’s Jan 2022
Love clarkson 😍
In 2021 still watching
Exactly 10 yrs after this video was posted, god I missed the old boys
Lol I'm only watching this cuz I'm watching the episode
Omg same lol
+RossCounty110 same here lol
Same lol
on BBC three haaaaa
+RossCounty110 Hey me too! haha. UA-cam looked sooo old when they showed the clip on the tv
2017 here. Best show of the century!:)
UPD: season 15, Ep. 2. Nostalgia:(
2019 still loving old top gear
Hi guys, keep on doing great stuff like this :D :D
Cheers from Portugal
'You just lied then sped up the film!'
GamingGamer01 GENIUS!
Who’s still watching this in Feb 2021 ! Corona virus go away !!!!!
They would've got WAY more views/points if they posted it under their actual names.
Damn, I did a search for giggles and I couldn't believe this is still up lmao !!
This is better than the new top gear.
As james would say, "Claaaaarksoooon."
love how Clarkson refers to Hamster's "dangerous" M3. "...many of them broken down."
this episode is currently on rn on bbc3 at 2am. glad to se these vids are still up after all this time!
I honnestly expected Clarkson to say "POWEEEER" at some point in the video!
I didnt actually expect the channels to be REAL LMFAO
Nither did I
Me: "I can flirt girls"
Actually me: 1:52
legend
I wish Clarkson was still on here and can see his comment section have really come from that episode to watch the video HE uploaded!
674,348 points,that's enough to win
So this is where Gerald from Clarkson's Farm tried to learn English but failed miserably.
539,118 points for Jeremy
Who’s here in 2024 after rewatching this episode?
omg this video takes down the memory lane 😞.
#BringBackClarkson
Clarkson at speed. POWWWWWWERRRRRRR
This video makes me smile every time, this one and James' vid. Priceless! I love saying, "British this in every way"... and I am american.
"Thats 688,133 points to Jeremy."
Imagine if Jeremy renames the channel and starts a car vlog
anyone here 2021?
Came back for the memories and to say they owe Clarkson 679k points
Saturday Dec 30 2023.. back in 13 years
I find it even funnier that over 8000 people have subscribed to this channel.
It has one video, and there will never be another because you can be certain that Jezza has forgotten the password
And that’s 608,000 points for Jeremy
Anyone here 2024?