@@billoddy5637 Yeah but maths is one of those things where to even understand what a mathematician does on a day to day basis would require years of education. People can somewhat comprehend what physicist and other scientists do by just thinking of the vague idea of 'experiments'. Whereas the average persons experience of maths is just doing sums in school and the odd bit of algebra and geometry. So I never really mind when people don't have any idea of what mathematician does. I'm in a discord chat with a bunch of Cambridge phd, masters and undergrad students in mostly maths but a few other subjects. Most of what they talk about is League of legends, anime and random crap with the odd bit of maths in-between.
@@randomdude4669 Cockney is where Australians get their accent from. That's where most settlers and prisoners came from in the UK. Yes, you can tell the difference, it's been 230 years of separate language development, but they are still related.
I find myself using Clarkson's adenoidal voice as a way to amuse myself when people do stupid things. I use the voice to narrate their potential inner dialogue.
1:16 That’s it. That’s the clip. I’ve been searching it for years. Watched it ages ago and every once in a while that exact phrase would randomly come to my mind.
We had someone in my college class who sounded like this. Any time any of us quoted him, we would do it in this voice. And yes, every quote started with the "Aooww". Damn, that was about ten years ago. I bet half of these clips hadn't even been filmed yet.
So, if the Josh Widdicombe/Jon Richardson/David Mitchell voice is 'Adenoidal', what is Jeremy's? It's bassy, guttural at its deepest, a fantastic fit for voice-overs. Voice experts?
Adenoidal voices are usually used to convey Aspergers/ high functioning autism, as a holdover from Mr Bean. Many autistic men have monotone voices which sound adenoidal.
I'm pretty certain that at some point, some adenoidal bloke from the FOC stopped by Clarkson's house in a Mondial just to brag about the chassis number and how the clutch works, and Jeremy made sure them not coming by again. Brilliant gag :D
I always wondered what this means...is an adenoidal voice associated with neckbeards or anoraks as the brits call them? Can any brit explain to a non brit
Yeah, pretty much the anorak. The kind of bloke who stands on the platform at Crewe station, ticking off train numbers in his little book and going, "Oh, look, it's a class 47 with the special edition livery! Listen to that diesel, it needs a bit of tuning does that." Bloody train spotters, about as exciting as watching paint dry whilst having a real time video of the lawn growing on your portable device of choice - which will naturally be Apple because "Android is rubbish!" Or vice versa. I'm not sure what a neckbeard is, but I'm assuming it's much the same thing.
I can just picture Clarkson with his adenoidal accent saying "Oh, did you get the Broom Closet Ending!? The Broom Closet Ending was my favourite!!!!!11" Your next line will be: "I hope your friends find this concerning."
I had never heard this particular voice labled as adenoidal, but based solely on the expression of the thumbnail I knew exactly what voice Clarkson was going to use.
These joke references flew over my head as a kid. Stil not sure what adenoids is, but it sounds and looks like something that affects your speech. Edit: Right, adding that to the list of things not to google. Look at the old UA-cam UI.
Oh my goodness, I was leaving a little train station to travel home from a friends in the south of england, there were some issues with the trains, that had been diverted, resheduled etc. I was at the station platform and the lovely, informative adenoidal gentleman over the tanoid gave the fantastic information on said disruptions, only to be told that he was incorrect by a lovely respectful lady, he then over the said speaker "I have now lost the will to live" I fell on the train laughing as Jezza sprung to mind and had four seats and a table to myself as other people just getting thought I was the resident nutter, best wishes
A guy at my work talks excactly like this, and it is so hard not to think of Clarksons impersonation each time he talks.
You oughta show him this video. As long as he’s got a sense of humour
@@roddydykes7053 Adenoidal problems don't come with a sense humor, sadly.
@@pirig-gal That's a shit stereotype, my brother has got some along with a nasal drip and his humour is nerdy shit like Game Theory.
@@buzzytrombone4353 Your point being?
@@pirig-gal That it's a shit stereotype and that not all people with them are cranky bastards with no sense of humour
"Your wife leaves you, she's in bed with the milkman and you're like 'owwwwwww where's my front suspension unit'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying
This one was always my favorite, ad-libbed, unscripted, and just off the cuff.
Best laugh from that challenge in my opinion.
@@AstralDragoon
STOP FILING!
As a mathematician I can’t get enough of Jeremy’s idea of what two mathematicians conversations might sound like.
Is he wrong?
@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Ever so slightly, yes.
Real mathematicians discuss the actual maths, not just compare who did the most work on them.
@@billoddy5637 Yeah but maths is one of those things where to even understand what a mathematician does on a day to day basis would require years of education. People can somewhat comprehend what physicist and other scientists do by just thinking of the vague idea of 'experiments'. Whereas the average persons experience of maths is just doing sums in school and the odd bit of algebra and geometry. So I never really mind when people don't have any idea of what mathematician does.
I'm in a discord chat with a bunch of Cambridge phd, masters and undergrad students in mostly maths but a few other subjects. Most of what they talk about is League of legends, anime and random crap with the odd bit of maths in-between.
"I did more maths than you today"
"No you didn't. I did more maths than you.
The “owww I wouldn’t go to your show there’s not enough chassis numbers in it for my taste” is my favourite
Clarkson has more accent to his voice than a drunk Scottish man.
its honestly amazing lol.
as a Scot, I can confirm you are right
As someone that sees drunk Scot’s quite a bit I can confirm.
WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?
Adenoidal Clarkson sounds vaguely Australian.
Like a melbourne housewife or Dave Jones from EEVBlog.
like an aussie with adenoids
sounds cockney to me, closely related though
@@Poodz_ it really ain't that close unless you mean the broad accents which everyone thinks is the average
@@randomdude4669 Cockney is where Australians get their accent from. That's where most settlers and prisoners came from in the UK. Yes, you can tell the difference, it's been 230 years of separate language development, but they are still related.
I find myself using Clarkson's adenoidal voice as a way to amuse myself when people do stupid things. I use the voice to narrate their potential inner dialogue.
OMG SAME
Yeah same
Im goana incorperate into my languidge
I use it when people are being awkward and pedantic.
I do the same and I'm not even British nor do I live in Britain 😅
3:18 Best single line on earth.
"have you seen this my dear look at that" HAHAHAHAHAH
1:36
"I reckon you'll be in there"
@@SGTMET4L hmm hmmmm
1:16 That’s it. That’s the clip. I’ve been searching it for years. Watched it ages ago and every once in a while that exact phrase would randomly come to my mind.
“I wont go to your show, there’s not enough chassis numbers in it for my taste.”
- Ferrari Owners Club
this is one of my fav clarkson lines xD
"I did more maths than you did today!" 🤣
Oh no you haven't, I've done more maths than you
@@o00nemesis00o mrrrrrr!!
owwww I've done more maths than both of you owwww
This is a voice you'd never want doing audio, except Griff Rhys Jones talks like this all the time and even gets narration gigs talking like this.
its basically the British version of the "nerd" voice
4:12 this is the most accurate one 😂
The fact he said Mondials is hilarious 😭
@@Josh_Wright exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Josh_Wright that and the polo shirts lmao
I never knew there's an adjective for "Josh Widdicombe"
I can’t stop thinking of him now
3:11 this part never gets old
Watching this, I can feel my upper lip curling/lifting trying to mimic Clarkson's adenoidal face.
We had someone in my college class who sounded like this. Any time any of us quoted him, we would do it in this voice. And yes, every quote started with the "Aooww". Damn, that was about ten years ago. I bet half of these clips hadn't even been filmed yet.
I learned a new word today
😂😂😂favorite of the voices, thanks for the compilation
Clarkson talking like Nigel Thornberry in a whole video is what I've been looking for
We need a "hello/oh, hello" compilation, or has it already been done?
"Oh hello puffin"
Specifically James May saying ‘Hello’!!!!😂😂
You have to start with "hello".
The end reminded me after years to go watch those laps Jezza and James uploaded, they have both got over 500,000 views now 😂😂😂👍
Links?
@@ohioman4646 it wouldn't let paste a link, just type in James may UA-cam mercedes
@@ohioman4646 CossieMan2000.
Never realized getting my adenoids removed as a toddler would prevent me from going down this path in life.
Of all his adenoidal voice that he’s done, i crown the scuderia one my favourite.
Oh so that’s what it’s called
I've been looking for that Land's End clip forever, thank you.
2:58 my favorite bit
I was reading a Terry Pratchett book today and he mentioned a "strangled nasal voice" and I basically had to read it in a Jeremy Clarkson voice 🤣
“OWWWWWWWWWW Where’s my front suspension unit” 😂😂😂😂😂
honestly the funniest thing I've seen in a while
So, if the Josh Widdicombe/Jon Richardson/David Mitchell voice is 'Adenoidal', what is Jeremy's? It's bassy, guttural at its deepest, a fantastic fit for voice-overs. Voice experts?
Adenoidal voices are usually used to convey Aspergers/ high functioning autism, as a holdover from Mr Bean. Many autistic men have monotone voices which sound adenoidal.
Clarkson is a master of insulting people, and he does not make exceptions.
He makes fun of himself too, so it's all good.
His adenoids voice sounds like Nigel Thornberry.
yes!! finally someone has made a compilation of it.
I've been waiting for this
I'm pretty certain that at some point, some adenoidal bloke from the FOC stopped by Clarkson's house in a Mondial just to brag about the chassis number and how the clutch works, and Jeremy made sure them not coming by again. Brilliant gag :D
1:30 was the funniest one
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MY DEAR
I love that those UA-cam videos they did are still up. They are the only videos on their respective channels.
It’s an impression so good both me and my dad talk this way multiple times to describe people bc it’s so funny and accurate
I love that you included May doing the voice
I've watched this video about 5 times now and I still aren't bored of watching it
James has even a adenoidal voice too...
He does it during the bicycle lock prank thing
Nobody:
OP: AWWnnggg, I spent six months of my life compiling videos of Jeremy Clarkson talking like he's me!
Idk why but I had a back of the brain memory stored for when Jeremy said "I want tew cam inta your haus and tell yew uuuull abaaaaut hauw it wooorks"
Sounds like Jeremy really likes bringing up Adenoids when making this voice 😂
I catch myself making this voice sometimes lol
I've just had my adenoids removed and seen this video, strangely enough it didnt change my voice
Any time he used that accent all I could think of was my uncle. He had exactly that accent.
5:39 An adenoidal "Oh, cock!"
How's that for commitment to kayfabe?
"'ve got 93 millions miles of headroom"
I am suddenly interested in convertibles now
I never knew the term for that voice. I learned something and was entertained, thank you!
I always wondered what this means...is an adenoidal voice associated with neckbeards or anoraks as the brits call them? Can any brit explain to a non brit
Yeah it's a kinda generalisation of nerds, like classic car owners who'll endlessly talk about suspension in excessive detail
Yeah, pretty much the anorak. The kind of bloke who stands on the platform at Crewe station, ticking off train numbers in his little book and going, "Oh, look, it's a class 47 with the special edition livery! Listen to that diesel, it needs a bit of tuning does that." Bloody train spotters, about as exciting as watching paint dry whilst having a real time video of the lawn growing on your portable device of choice - which will naturally be Apple because "Android is rubbish!" Or vice versa.
I'm not sure what a neckbeard is, but I'm assuming it's much the same thing.
@@leopold7562 your description of a trainspotter is suspiciously accurate
@@leopold7562 i read that in clarkson's adenoidal voice!!!
@@althafrafianto I knew a couple of trainspotters when I was at school. I tried to avoid them as much as possible.
0:25 I almost choked on my meal when he said that.
I cant believe someone made a compilation of this. How can this be possibly gathered
Thank you for uploading
That challenge where they upload videos in UA-cam is still actually up right now
I feel like Adenoid is another name for a Australian.
Look up Chris Goffey from the original Top Gear. I wouldn’t be shocked if he’s Clarksons inspiration for the voice. They worked together for years
A bit of it sounds like him.
the dislikes are from people with adenoid problems
1 ones was missed when clarkson addressed the mg owners club
We need a compilation of him just going «OOOHH!» from this video😂😂😂
1:58 funny enough, that is exactly what happen to his shop..place for car meet, in his field..haha..
We need a German accent compilation
suggestion for a compilation video, those cd's the production team gives to jeremy on long races, James May reading a DIY book for example
McMerc SLR to Oslo
"'Teach Yourself Norwegian' - fluent already. *Laughs* '101 Speeches by...Mrs Thatcher'! No, no, no! The lady's not for turning!"
I can just picture Clarkson with his adenoidal accent saying "Oh, did you get the Broom Closet Ending!? The Broom Closet Ending was my favourite!!!!!11"
Your next line will be: "I hope your friends find this concerning."
Something about drugs and hookers
not many people who got the reference around here, lol
I had no reference of what this voice is called and now I can't stop laughing. Thank you for this
Im doing 195mph 200 210mph now 220 and i crossed the line
😆😆😆
"You just lied and then sped up the film."
@@samhobbs6517 "A bit." 😆
I had never heard this particular voice labled as adenoidal, but based solely on the expression of the thumbnail I knew exactly what voice Clarkson was going to use.
"i reckon youd be in there, Mmmmh mmmhhh" classic
1:17 "Thervw all been to watch the sunset at Lans End and noew goin beac to the hoetel" the best line
Been to watch the sunset at lands end now going back to the hotel - I spat my drink out I laughed that hard 💀
New word, who dis?
Never thought I'd be learning new words from this channel as well as enjoying the Top Gear content, but here we are.
4:42 So brave he got cut off directly afterwards.
I love this.
These joke references flew over my head as a kid.
Stil not sure what adenoids is, but it sounds and looks like something that affects your speech.
Edit: Right, adding that to the list of things not to google.
Look at the old UA-cam UI.
May doing adenoids is the best part
Oh my goodness, I was leaving a little train station to travel home from a friends in the south of england, there were some issues with the trains, that had been diverted, resheduled etc. I was at the station platform and the lovely, informative adenoidal gentleman over the tanoid gave the fantastic information on said disruptions, only to be told that he was incorrect by a lovely respectful lady, he then over the said speaker "I have now lost the will to live" I fell on the train laughing as Jezza sprung to mind and had four seats and a table to myself as other people just getting thought I was the resident nutter, best wishes
3:20 is the best one 😂
“they’ve oull been to watch the sunset at land’s end ahnd nahw geowing bahck tew the hewtell”
Wanna go for a roide in moiy MP4-12Ceeeeee 😂
5:27 excuse me mr so called Mustang150, that appears to be Mr so called May
We need a B U S I N E S S compilation from clarkson
Love it, he's hilarious 😂
Channeling Peter Cooke when he does that.
The Chinese car thing is actually happening lmao
I have perfected this voice and i use it to irritate people
Nigel thornberry
My dad’s mate talked exactly like this. I just laughed at everything he said
Jeremy sounds like spud the scarecrow 😂
Top gear taking the piss out of when top gear used to be about cars.
1:00 and here we are, buying Chinese cars.
Smashing!
Good work Mustang 👍
Josh Widdicombe in _an_ nutshell!
It’s he’s channeling Kenneth Williams. 😆😆
What a voice
My brother works at a shop that specialises in technical outdoor clothing and whenever he talks about it I do this voice to piss him off.
As an American I love the English US joke.