Gaming goofs? Has to be RGB mechanical silent mouse loud keyboard

People today blow my mind in how moronic and stupidity they are.
Gotta have silent mouse clicks. But! Loud piss mechanical keyboards with rgb.
Laptops gotta have less gamer appeal, But! Has to have RGB!
Gotta be a thin laptop. But! Quiet fans.
Gotta be a mechanical keyboard it's the best. Even though membrane keyboards last longer and game just as good.
PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB!!!!!!!