"I had it for 8 years!" Well that's not right considering the ol' Toy Story lore. Andy got Woody sometime before kindergarten, and he was 17 when giving him away, meaning he had him for 11 years at the least.
The plotwist was that it was actually Pennywise's red ballon (FACETIMING BALLOON AT 3AM GONE WRONG) (MISTAKELY SPAWNED PENNYWISE) (BILLY AND THE LOSERS CLUB CALLED)
"He's Jaystation without the crippling meth addiction." That has to be one of the best roasts I've heard in a while. Charlie is the fucking god of roasts.
I once called Mater from the cool movie Cars 2 at 3 am. Nobody answered, so in a feat of rage I ate my DVD copy of that movie and died. The moral of this story is that Cars 2 is a movie that can hurt you.
As a kid I played with those little LEGO doors for hours, so it’s safe to say children aren’t exactly able to be the detective and say “hmm this is fake”
The ancient incantations are recited at 3 AM: There's a snake in my boot There's a snake in my boot There's a snake in my boot There's a snake in my boot
Michaels' attempts to keep the peace between the two animated fictional characters is to be applauded not mocked, he should see about becoming an ambassador to the U.N, or maybe take up on behalf of Greenpeace, the amount of plastic in the seas now is seriously putting Nemo and his offspring at risk, I was talking to Ariel the other day and she told me that Sebastian had to have a leg amputated and tragically poor little Flounder got entangled and didn't make it...Ariel was inconsolable, so leave Michael alone to carry on with his important lifes' mission...he assures me the voices no longer scream at him, they just whisper now
"Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys woody woody woody Wow." That was funnier than anything that was happening in that whole 3AM video! Edit: Holy moly 1.1k likes??
@@YoungAlienBoy You disgusting lesser being. Promoting your own awful content on someone else's channel. I'm probably not going to get through because you're very likely blinded by greed, but seriously man: good content should attract your views, not scummy tricks that won't get you anywhere past the first attempt.
*Micheal gives his house coordinates* *Bonnie and Andy* yea let me go into creative and teleport there and get my diamond sword with sharpness three and my shrek 3 blue ray bundle
I'm pretty sure these people are artificially made, like grown from a pod or sth. They they all look the same, they all have the same personality and I never encounter this type of a person irl.
That…actually makes a lot of sense. I guess it’s kinda like how I’m convinced that all fuckboys and edgelords are made from the same respective molds-Douchetubers appear to be as well. This clod looks just like Morgz (I like Kiera Bridget, though I don’t watch her much; when I have watched her, though, Morgz has always irritated the shit out of me), quite a bit like ImAlex (I don’t think ImAlex is too bad, but he looks fairly similar nonetheless), Stromedy, and others I mercifully can’t think of by name. You may be on to something here.
Oh my gosh, I used to watch this channel! It's so odd seeing you review it, but I'm really glad you did. He actually lives in the same house as two other UA-camrs, Jester and Graphnix, and all three of them just exclusively do shitty 3AM challenges. They could probably do better things with better ideas, but they just don't. At least we can laugh at it??
*Charlie* Are you gonna respond to the claims that *Warner Brothers* made About You? About the concept art of you Being the *King of The Moist* in Aquaman 2 with a *Fleshlight Trident*
Can we all just acknowledge the fact that Andy sounds like a 10ft drug addict and bonnie sounds like a 60yr old man pretending to be a little girl
Lmao so true
lol
x terate that guy wielding the gordon freeman weapon sounds like a cross between kermit, frankenstein, arnold’s terminatoramd a drunk addict
x terate that guy wielding the gordon freeman weapon sounds like a cross between kermit, frankenstein, arnold’s terminatoramd a drunk addict
x terate that guy wielding the gordon freeman weapon sounds like a cross between kermit, frankenstein, arnold’s terminatoramd a drunk addict
imagine being him trying to explain to someone with a straight face that he facetimes cartoon characters for an income
Squiggle unfortunately people like him make more money than hard working people
It's the childrens fault, kill 'em.
@@senryokuu_yuno oh
Emperor Dullahan send them to the sex dungeons
@@senryokuu_yuno Late abortion
"I had it for 8 years!"
Well that's not right considering the ol' Toy Story lore.
Andy got Woody sometime before kindergarten, and he was 17 when giving him away, meaning he had him for 11 years at the least.
Oh yeah I remembered in the first movie Mr. Potato Head stated that "Woody has been Andy's favorite since kindergarten"
Existential Spork ok
@Lúzia A Morta Which means that when I do math questions, writing 17+5=2 should give me half a mark.
@Lúzia A Morta Yea but it's technically correct since 22 is 2+20.
@Lúzia A Morta 11 is not 8.
"Wet nightmares" is the most horrifying thing I've ever heard
Ehh, I think I have those.
@@alchemistnezumi9780 crumpets.
@@alchemistnezumi9780 me too
It's so fucking scary your brain short circuits and you cream your pants.
Lewd sleep paralysis demons.
It might be real, Woodys are pretty common at 3AM.
LOL
Ahhhhhh... Good one
Spooky Filmz Ent. FUCK OFF.
Well played
@@YoungAlienBoy FECK OFF
Yeah yeah, Andy, Bonnie, whatever
But whatever you do...
Never facetime Charlie's legs at 3am
Do you.mean the legs that don't exist?
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz 2sp00pee4mme
Never face time charlie's legs in general
Don't give him ideas!
facetiming charlies feet gone sexual
7:11 guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, woody, woody, woody, _wow_
*i felt that*
snow white’s sister
*_wow_*
Best Rap ever
He said guys 5 Times
@@SandBob45 4 Times*
F u.
@@ubeii bro calm down
When you're inviting ur minecraft girlfriend over to your house:
The coordinates are..
696 696 7
NovalistYT i’m on my way.
NovalistYT bro that’s a pretty high house ...
NovalistYT
Damn that house is higher then the block limit
@@WellCookedPotatoes some 2b2t type shit
“The hypest channel on the internet”
He looks like he has less energy than crit1kal
You know his energy is abysmally shit when he had to say hypest.
@John Dough ?
dawg the philosophy of un-enthusiasm
True
LīL Kām that really says something
I don’t get how kids can watch people like this my brain hurts just by lookin at him
Because they're kids they aren't very bright
@@wyl-s_cast I mean some kids are really smart.
Other kids are just really really really stupid.
lightning McQueen why do you think there’s a subreddit called kidsarefuckingstupid
I mean i was watching shitty content when i was young like shoenice but it was nothing close to this shit
@@LordOfDhara and some just dont give a shit
Imagine a fathers disappointment in finding out his adult son makes toy story 3am videos
Ah yes, I fondly remember Andy sounding like a drunk rapper and Bonnie sounding like a Femboy having a voice crack
Oof
You know it's bad if Jaystation in comparison is a better content creator.
We've reached a new peak of shitty content.
It's almost fascinating.
"The new low....now we found the new new low....Oh shit it goes deeper oh fuck dude"
I don't like this timeline
@@williamhayes2479 Nobody does but a UA-camr always finds a way to get views...
I agree Mr Wah. But we mustn’t indulge or soon we shall get lost in our own curiosity.
We're reaching levels of autism that we shouldn't even be reaching.
I prefer watching cr1tikal videos at 3AM while eating a Krabby Patty.
OH BOY 3 AM
LOL!
How does a Krabby Patty taste like I wonder.
Clancy brown approves
Cr1tikals hour
The parts with the actual video are genuinely hard to watch.
“that’s cause I have it now HA HA HA” that’s comedy gold
I found it hilarious but that’s probably because of Charlie’s commentary
I know it was genuinely terrifying, never seen something scarier
i agree with you
woody
w o o d y
*w o o d y*
*W O W*
Im having trouble understanding this comment
Oh shit nvm
Cacti From HI character development
Wow wow wubzy wubzy wubzy wow wow
@Gorbo wow
He moves his hands every goddamn syllable he says.
_oh boy 3 a.m is too scary too handle!1!1!_
Spooky Filmz Ent. Fuck off
@@YoungAlienBoy STOP. PLUGGING. YOUR. SHIT.
Spooky Filmz Ent. CLOUT
Spooky Filmz Ent. ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴏғғғғғғғғғ
@@YoungAlienBoy No.
FACETIMING THE BALLOON FROM UP (3AM CHALLENGE) (COPS CALLED)
did it lift your house up?
LMFAOOOOOOO🤣🤣
@mlp is the worst creation made by mankind the 27th blue balloon
FACETIMING RUSSELL'S GPS FROM UP *(GONE WRONG) (IT TELLS ME WHERE I AM)*
The plotwist was that it was actually Pennywise's red ballon
(FACETIMING BALLOON AT 3AM GONE WRONG)
(MISTAKELY SPAWNED PENNYWISE)
(BILLY AND THE LOSERS CLUB CALLED)
"As you can see here on my *TWO PHONES* I have Andy and Bonnie in my contacts. My two *IPHONE 10s* I hear you ask? Yes I have TWO IPHONE 10s!!!!"
Why would a little girl be up at 3 am calling a stranger
That's what I did as a wee lass
Exactly
And then agreeing to fist fight a grown man
plot twist: Shes asian
Shadow Chicco
Ravioli ravioli, FBI that’s a 1,000 year loli
Uh....can we get a link to that deepfake of you and the 6 flesh weapons?
:eyes:
@@YoungAlienBoy no
If its real i wanna see it 👀
I would like but this has 69 likes
@@YoungAlienBoy Fuck off
*I CALL MY DAD. HE COMES BACK! (NOT CLICKBAIT)*
The most terrifying title
(I ALMOST DIED)
@@YoungAlienBoy what? Why that's your own video?
@@boogabooga6976
He's promoting his own channel like the disgusting creature he is
We both know it’s clickbait Tobias... I’m sorry
5:43 this feels like if home alone was done by child predators instead of thieves
“I’ve comes to get what is mine” funniest shit I’ve heard all week
I wonder if Charlie is gonna look like Jesus or John Wick once his hair get longer.
I see no difference
Rafiq Animated he looks like John wick now
Jesus
Jesus he looks like jesus
he is Jesus
that's not Andy, that's just emperor Palpatine
Glad im not the only one thinking this
"You're the little girl who took my Woody doll!"-Emperor Palpatine to Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi, 1983.
phoning charlie at 3 am. scary stuff
@@YoungAlienBoy can you make an english version thanks
"He's Jaystation without the crippling meth addiction."
That has to be one of the best roasts I've heard in a while. Charlie is the fucking god of roasts.
5:22 why is his nostril so massive? Does he pick his nose with his big toe?
Jazza BigHits 😂😂😂
Jazza BigHits bruh 😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣 wtf?
As a person who has a very big freakin nose, lmfao good one
DAMN
John wick fights John wick with flesh weapon (gone hood) (gone sexual) dad gone
@@YoungAlienBoy dude stop
@@YoungAlienBoy this is why susan hates us
@@YoungAlienBoy Eat shit
@@Diego_5250 Will, you join me in the crusade to report his shit until this vile creature goes back to hell from whence it came
Spooky Filmz Ent. Why
I once called Mater from the cool movie Cars 2 at 3 am.
Nobody answered, so in a feat of rage I ate my DVD copy of that movie and died. The moral of this story is that Cars 2 is a movie that can hurt you.
*When your telling your tribemates in ARK where your base is*
My coordinates are:
I read this right when that happened
Andy: I have woody
Also Andy: *WHERE IS THAT DOLL?!*
Toy Story 5 be like
It shocks me that some people actually think this real🤦🏾♂️
As a kid I played with those little LEGO doors for hours, so it’s safe to say children aren’t exactly able to be the detective and say “hmm this is fake”
come to think of it, some people actually wanted to believe something unreal to be real, just like me when i wish my dad would come back
Stuntman_ deon it’s not real!! 😟😟😟😟
Because it is real dumb ass
Jadol ayay u2 🥺😞
It's funny how you can hear the filter in the Bonnie voice
I like how he didn’t try calling the toys at first, instead he tried to call the two most boring characters.
My entire body collapsed into itself because of how much cancer I got from seeing his 3am video.
Ronny Ragone Like, yare yare daze Scoob
Jack Neiman the Liberal Destroyer Like, Zoinks Man, I can’t beat the shit out of you from over there.
Ah shit, he we go again
This is a certified bruh moment.
*Patrick Star:* _OH BOY IT'S 3AM!!!_ [eating Krabby Patty intensifies]
Mr. Friendship your profile pic is everything
Mr friendship love your profile pic
@@YoungAlienBoy No
Hey pal, you just blew in from stoopid town?
Is this funny?
3:33 he looked so depressed, he is thinking about his life career choices
This was so scary, Charlie. How did you watch this?
Charlie really is the most dedicated content creator 🙌🏽🙇🏻♂️
The real reason he made this video is obviously for the money but to also flex that he has 2 phones.
Ray 68 Well thank you, I appreciate it.
No. I really don’t think anyone(including him) cares that he has two phones.
The ancient incantations are recited at 3 AM:
There's a snake in my boot
There's a snake in my boot
There's a snake in my boot
There's a snake in my boot
There's a snake in my pants.
fool, the snake is *within*
there is a boot in my snake
I am the snake in my boot
There's a Snake in my Butt.
3:20 "Guys this is so bad."
You're telling me...
I’m actually relieved he isn’t shaking the camera or screaming
Michaels' attempts to keep the peace between the two animated fictional characters is to be applauded not mocked, he should see about becoming an ambassador to the U.N, or maybe take up on behalf of Greenpeace, the amount of plastic in the seas now is seriously putting Nemo and his offspring at risk, I was talking to Ariel the other day and she told me that Sebastian had to have a leg amputated and tragically poor little Flounder got entangled and didn't make it...Ariel was inconsolable, so leave Michael alone to carry on with his important lifes' mission...he assures me the voices no longer scream at him, they just whisper now
Charlie used his voice over to break up the video perfectly, was too much cringe to handle at one time 😂
Andy is a Sith Lord CONFIRMED?????
4:06 “This is so scary”
Thanks for letting me know dude, I almost missed the cue to piss my pants
These kinds of channels confuse me, but then I remember that they're usually geared toward actual children.
@@YoungAlienBoy
Flippity flop, it's time to stop.
Spooky Filmz Ent. ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴏғғ
That kind of makes it worse imo
no shit
No not actual children, it's actual fucking brainlets
The production quality makes Lele pons seem watchable... wait
@@YoungAlienBoy
DUDE. STOP.
@Lizz Osbourne
Smart minds think alike
Im going through and reporting everyone of his comments
Spooky Filmz Ent. Can you fuck off? 🏳️🌈🙏🏽
Spooky Filmz Ent. ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴏғғ
Please don't use ogre as an insult, it's an offensive to what Shrek stands for.
Nah
Ths Shrek meme has been dead for several years now. Shrek is just a shitty movie from the early 2000s. Just shut the fuck up already.
Skip To My Lou wtf is wrong with you?
Skip To My Lou leave
Yeah. You know our lord and savior almost made me unsubscribe from Cr1tikals channel.
*DON'T CALL CHARLIE'S BARBER AT 3AM!!! (GONE WRONG) (HE ACTUALLY CAME)*
"Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys woody woody woody Wow."
That was funnier than anything that was happening in that whole 3AM video!
Edit: Holy moly 1.1k likes??
Exactly
The "woody woody woody" remind me of the "your my dad" vine
Sounds like the only words mumbled in a bad toy story porno parody.
That's not Andy, thats Darth Andromeda.
imagine a satirical “facetiming my legs at 3am” bit by charlie
Charlie this shit better be good I paused my hentai for this
Also why the fuck does he look like a homeless Keanu Reeves
this is my hentai
any thing is better than hentai so imagine moist charlie
@@Deachuu
Anything but this Spooky guy promoting his shitty new song
Deachuu thats hella gay and I’m only gay with my boyfriend
Charlie's hair just told me it wants to speak to my manager.
What a way to start a vid. Nothing haunts a chore more than
I can't do it. I can't watch this. How does Charlie sleep at night knowing this shit is out there?
Charlie: There is someone with crappier content than Jaystation.
Me: Impossible.
You could say Andy gave Bonnie his Woody and wouldn't be wrong unless you took it that way...
FBI.. open up!
@@YoungAlienBoy
You disgusting lesser being. Promoting your own awful content on someone else's channel.
I'm probably not going to get through because you're very likely blinded by greed, but seriously man: good content should attract your views, not scummy tricks that won't get you anywhere past the first attempt.
Tk baha is life
Spooky Filmz Ent. Your channel is trash. I didn’t even click on it and I know it’s trash. You will never get famous
Spooky Filmz Ent. Fuck you asshole promoting your goddamn shit content and trying to get it popular through saying its shit because it is.
These are my fave type of videos
*Micheal gives his house coordinates*
*Bonnie and Andy* yea let me go into creative and teleport there and get my diamond sword with sharpness three and my shrek 3 blue ray bundle
Anything at 3 am is too scary for humans to handle
Legit crying how much this made me laugh. still love you
HypeMyke he’s here 👀
Holy shit it’s him
Bruh hes here
Ur content sucks
Well at least he’s a good sport
Before I go to sleep I always see your channel thebest !
For sure the hypest channel ever
The guy even looks like the older version of Sid from the first Toy Story.
I'm pretty sure these people are artificially made, like grown from a pod or sth. They they all look the same, they all have the same personality and I never encounter this type of a person irl.
That…actually makes a lot of sense. I guess it’s kinda like how I’m convinced that all fuckboys and edgelords are made from the same respective molds-Douchetubers appear to be as well. This clod looks just like Morgz (I like Kiera Bridget, though I don’t watch her much; when I have watched her, though, Morgz has always irritated the shit out of me), quite a bit like ImAlex (I don’t think ImAlex is too bad, but he looks fairly similar nonetheless), Stromedy, and others I mercifully can’t think of by name. You may be on to something here.
Ayee Radiohead
• Teeny Weeny • Now it’s Rush
"To give you an update. Bonnie's father has come out of nowhere to join smash brothers" hahahaha
I love how he looks even more like Keanu Reeves every video
He was right about ricegum using those amazon codes. He’s probably right about the meth and coke addiction by both of them
oh shit i forgot about that
the Keanu Reeves deepfake is probably on of my favorite video from Corridor Digital
2:02 - well, safe to say Charlie never played team sports in high school.
I mean, that video is kind of scary. It kind of scares me knowing that I live in the same plane of existence as the person who made it.
Nothing haunts your dreams more than your 2010 edgelord haircut
Those videos always physically hurt me
3:20
I like how Andy went from a college kid to full blown caveman 🤣
I love how in every video he has "this is the greatest_______ of all time"So perfect.
The best character arc in this video was when Michael became Andy and then went back to Michael
"but there is a netflix incoming, a competitor"
*wholesome*
Oh my gosh, I used to watch this channel! It's so odd seeing you review it, but I'm really glad you did. He actually lives in the same house as two other UA-camrs, Jester and Graphnix, and all three of them just exclusively do shitty 3AM challenges. They could probably do better things with better ideas, but they just don't. At least we can laugh at it??
6:03 oblivion dialog
Me: *scrolls through comments looking for something funny*
Bot: *how can yall dislike this video*
He hasn't found this comment good
*Charlie* Are you gonna respond to the claims that *Warner Brothers* made About You? About the concept art of you Being the *King of The Moist* in Aquaman 2 with a *Fleshlight Trident*
He responded to that on twitch.tv/moistcritikal
what claim
You messed up the name, it should be *Warmer Brothers*
Chalies caveman costume for halloween is going to be so efin dope man 👌😂 keep that beard and hair growing man, you are a legend
Gotta admire how he kept up the act the whole time. If it was me I would have been laughing at my own charade.
*I lost half of my brain*
after watching those clips
Lucky i lost 3/4 my brain
@@sijio9718 LOL!
I don’t think you had any first of all
Duchi wait did you watch Jax’ video about the dumbbells
Just about sitting on 3 brain cells
Man Bonnie's dad packed on a few pounds since we last saw him
I FREAKIN LOVE HIS VOICE!!!
4:09 that little, he’s mine gets me every time.
i love how you react to things so seriously, yet so sarcastically 🤠
Killer bean gang where you at?
I wanna see my shadow beans!
right here
Shadow beans are the enemies of killer bean at the end >:(
Andy looking like a Sith Lord from Star Wars lol
5:51 why does he sound like the burger king foot lettuce guy if he had a deeper voice
chills?
Remember when charlie said he’d never reveal his name or his face? I rememebr
this dude looks so depressing when he talks trying to be hypebeast.
I feel like we'd be best friends in real life. Every video you usually say the same shit I would say lol I always laugh my ass off at these
I feel like when 3AM youtubers say "hell" they feel so cool.
Critikal, can you please check out the "Ed, Edd, and Eddy lost episode"? I'm sure we would all love your reaction