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  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 5 років тому +17038

    I’m falling into a penguinz0 binge spiral and I have no regrets

  • @corynthius8860
    @corynthius8860 5 років тому +3718

    “We eat sandwich aaaaaand *we drink coffee* “ youtube is an amazing place innit

    • @coolcomputertutorials9545
      @coolcomputertutorials9545 4 роки тому +84

      Watch out, we have an Englishman. Init.

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 роки тому +92

      wee eet senwich and dreenk coufee

    • @theswagman2042
      @theswagman2042 4 роки тому +7

      Villager bro that’s a Russian accent not English

    • @mateo.mauro_xd
      @mateo.mauro_xd 4 роки тому +16

      @@theswagman2042 No, the license plate at the beginning is from Luxemburg
      Edit: Sorry, my bad. I just noticed you were referring to the previous comment and not the video.

    • @Z255
      @Z255 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr, like why did they say it like this😂😂😂😂

  • @tylercraig9273
    @tylercraig9273 4 роки тому +6249

    *He comes out of the closet, looking like he just came out of the closet*

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 4 роки тому +26

      Lol

    • @afanontheceiling
      @afanontheceiling 4 роки тому +21

      Jokes demeaning gay people is funny hahahahahagagahshaff gd ahagsgsff F dfhgdgsh egg f

    • @gaussminigun
      @gaussminigun 4 роки тому +275

      @@afanontheceiling that's not the purpose of the joke, get over yourself

    • @afanontheceiling
      @afanontheceiling 4 роки тому +9

      gaussminigun what is the purpose then? What is the punchline of the joke?

    • @tylercraig9273
      @tylercraig9273 4 роки тому +87

      don’t yell at me please get over yourself.

  • @oddlylongwiipauses9564
    @oddlylongwiipauses9564 4 роки тому +3231

    i've been watching charlie for two hours like his youtube channel is a damn netflix show

  • @coltonhiggins663
    @coltonhiggins663 4 роки тому +10174

    These brothers act like they make out when their alone lol

  • @diamondminer7476
    @diamondminer7476 4 роки тому +4505

    Charlies eyebrows are actually just 2 caterpillars paralyzed in fear from his chad energy.

  • @jasonbourne740
    @jasonbourne740 4 роки тому +6330

    I felt that “poorly acted porn”

  • @elisha8653
    @elisha8653 4 роки тому +10723

    They're so narcissistic that they lowkey want to kiss each other.

    • @koala5716
      @koala5716 4 роки тому +483

      What kiss? They Make out in the bad every night

    • @Aykes_
      @Aykes_ 4 роки тому +135

      @@koala5716 *bed

    • @ChrrolloDI
      @ChrrolloDI 4 роки тому +100

      *themselves.

    • @dutchvanderlinde5293
      @dutchvanderlinde5293 4 роки тому +15

      666th like

    • @wawacat6568
      @wawacat6568 4 роки тому +20

      Dutch Van Der Linde *I HAVE A PLAN*

  • @untitled0012
    @untitled0012 4 роки тому +3436

    Why do I keep thinking they're about to kiss each other

  • @caspar6
    @caspar6 5 років тому +12559

    Charlie's white shirt is actually just a supreme shirt inside out.

    • @JM-uw1wg
      @JM-uw1wg 5 років тому +48

      Caspar Fr?

    • @mortezz1268
      @mortezz1268 5 років тому +223

      @@JM-uw1wg yes

    • @craigsblunt
      @craigsblunt 5 років тому +75

      The likes are at 420 and I don't wanna ruin it

    • @Kryptonic1
      @Kryptonic1 5 років тому +207

      Who tf ruined it, you know who you are

    • @bottle6969
      @bottle6969 5 років тому +27

      666 likes

  • @timmyturner4583
    @timmyturner4583 5 років тому +5248

    I swear all these Logan Paul like UA-camrs have similar hair styles

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 років тому +350

      Part of the douchekit:
      Short side / homeless long top
      garbage "hype" sweaters
      speak like under amphet
      move like key giggling for babies

    • @volt1747
      @volt1747 4 роки тому +43

      Only £19.99 on Amazon! Get it now!

    • @volt1747
      @volt1747 4 роки тому +5

      Dammit

    • @xN4VYS34Lx
      @xN4VYS34Lx 4 роки тому +62

      It’s the LA hype beast culture, they all have it lol.

    • @DadTheGuy
      @DadTheGuy 4 роки тому +2

      @@UrMom-xh6ii hahahahahaha

  • @Sebastian-yh5jx
    @Sebastian-yh5jx 4 роки тому +598

    Charlie 2019: "I prefer the cord"
    Charlie 2020: "Get some Reycons"

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 4 роки тому +45

      Raycons suck

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 4 роки тому +11

      Wish he had done some research about the earphones.

    • @BennyTheNubb
      @BennyTheNubb 3 роки тому +37

      Well at least they aren’t douchepods

    • @Addo666
      @Addo666 3 роки тому +4

      @@quaza2001 Did you watch the Dankpods video

    • @Addo666
      @Addo666 3 роки тому +2

      Noooo Chord mojo

  • @hardfugoo1
    @hardfugoo1 4 роки тому +1305

    Why’s it always look like they’re on the verge of making out. What a strange vibe to get.

    • @mido6644
      @mido6644 4 роки тому +43

      I thought I was the only one

    • @coomslayer6996
      @coomslayer6996 3 роки тому +14

      Because they do

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 2 роки тому +2

      @Julo Micha What does that have to do with incest vibes?

    • @soapy7619
      @soapy7619 2 роки тому

      @@ember-brandt because they’re obviously both dudes stupid

  • @alexanderwork643
    @alexanderwork643 5 років тому +5409

    I love how it's devolved to the point where none of the comments section has any relevance to the video lmao

    • @brunop.8745
      @brunop.8745 5 років тому +193

      Occasionally you can find a comment related to the video
      Like, once in a blue moon

    • @sirconnorman
      @sirconnorman 5 років тому +118

      Ive been reading through them and it seems like most of the comments and likes are bots or 7 year old children

    • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
      @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 5 років тому +48

      Yeah, that isn't a recent thing, though. I've been seeing the comment section like this for a while. I think it happened around the time Crit started showing his face.

    • @sirconnorman
      @sirconnorman 5 років тому +64

      It just occurred to me we are talking about two different videos, i meant the original douchetuber video,not Critikals

    • @gassxh
      @gassxh 5 років тому +57

      But you know what does have relevance to the video?
      TwitchTV/MoistCritical

  • @sinthy8069
    @sinthy8069 5 років тому +9056

    while watching these guys I have to take a break every 15 seconds to let my brain rest

    • @Zoek_Het_Uit
      @Zoek_Het_Uit 5 років тому +61

      You shouldn't

    • @sinthy8069
      @sinthy8069 5 років тому +308

      @@Zoek_Het_Uit yo dont make me uno reverse on you

    • @thebluewhale8891
      @thebluewhale8891 5 років тому +73

      @@sinthy8069 Wats a UA-cam?

    • @sinthy8069
      @sinthy8069 5 років тому +285

      @@thebluewhale8891 its a tube thats yours

    • @bal42020
      @bal42020 5 років тому +11

      ZoekHetUit 15 subscriber special 🗿

  • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
    @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 роки тому +318

    "We go to Starbucks, we eat sandwich, we drink coffee."
    Wow that's so exciting!!!

    • @Dronkey64
      @Dronkey64 3 роки тому

      Yeah, Humans mostly do that everyday. Huh

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 роки тому +12

      @@Dronkey64 These guys are on that new level. Only difference is they're wasting their money on stuff they can easily prepare at home.

    • @teenamazingsquad.2042
      @teenamazingsquad.2042 3 роки тому +4

      "I want a cookie!"

    • @jampo486
      @jampo486 3 роки тому

      that’s awesome, we can do that too.

  • @plasmapro6651
    @plasmapro6651 5 років тому +4231

    The virgin airpods
    Vs
    The chad wired earbuds

    • @icywhirlwind88
      @icywhirlwind88 5 років тому +18

      Plasma Pro what about the legendary Lucas headphones

    • @mroppossum4100
      @mroppossum4100 5 років тому +89

      What about the turbovirgin listening with headphones but in a way that everyone can hear

    • @David-mo3cy
      @David-mo3cy 5 років тому +26

      @@mroppossum4100 hahahaha I had an experience with such a turbo virgin yesterday on the bus, the dude was like 30 300 pounds and listening to kids music full blast

    • @ibalsamo8359
      @ibalsamo8359 5 років тому +4

      What about the fat slobs wearing turtle beach headsets

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 років тому +8

      @@David-mo3cy what the hell is "kids music"

  • @TheCrazyDcoolest
    @TheCrazyDcoolest 5 років тому +1953

    Charlie’s hair is very iconic and reminiscent of the 2000s just like Lego Star Wars

  • @tvfilthyfern
    @tvfilthyfern 5 років тому +3398

    “Turbo Virgin” sold me. Subscribed

    • @thatonezeldafan5275
      @thatonezeldafan5275 5 років тому +5

      Where'd you get your profile pic

    • @iang.9904
      @iang.9904 5 років тому +45

      ThatOne ZeldaFan
      That’s Mr. Bubs the demonic dog

    • @swordfish3720
      @swordfish3720 5 років тому +5

      I haven’t heard that term since the habbo days back in 2003

    • @mrestatic2647
      @mrestatic2647 5 років тому +5

      @@swordfish3720 Habbo xDDDD good ol' days

    • @Assassinboy8084fun
      @Assassinboy8084fun 5 років тому +1

      Bout time

  • @Gabriel-dn6md
    @Gabriel-dn6md 4 роки тому +492

    After Seeing a few seconds of them, I will now guess their strategy : They use their foreign accents to create a Cutesy Innocent image THUS making fangirls feel an urge to protect them AND see them as "Different" ... "Not a douche like all the others" THEREFORE FEELING.... as though they found 2 diamonds in the ruff, of the Douchetube Society. Thank you.

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 3 роки тому +24

      Exactly. Well done.

    • @hansennoah1
      @hansennoah1 3 роки тому +28

      Pretty sure they didnt even think that far

    • @abdoonyt9049
      @abdoonyt9049 3 роки тому +6

      Wow, thats actually a pretty accurate read wth

    • @abdoonyt9049
      @abdoonyt9049 3 роки тому +10

      @@hansennoah1 true, its more of a subconscious thing

    • @bananaliam5538
      @bananaliam5538 3 роки тому +6

      is it bad that i cant tell what accent they have

  • @irlsquid
    @irlsquid 5 років тому +1656

    It's weird, they sometimes talk like Tommy Wiseau too. I'm still waiting for the "Oh, hi Mark" moment.

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss 5 років тому +88

      "Hokay. I'm bready! Firs of hall, we've got to hwake up. My brudder so... Oh, hai Mark."

    • @arashi86
      @arashi86 5 років тому +39

      In their defense (and this is the only time I'll say those words) they have obvious accents and English probably isn't their first language.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому +16

      “I did not hit her. I did noooot....”

    • @CoolerThanU1213
      @CoolerThanU1213 5 років тому

      Punished "Blind" Snake omgggg yes!!!

    • @jackwalsh9956
      @jackwalsh9956 5 років тому +1

      You wanna know where to get people that dont talk like that?

  • @willbroach664
    @willbroach664 4 роки тому +290

    "are you ready, Bitchboy?"
    "I'm ready, Shitboy"

    • @TheGuroLOLITA
      @TheGuroLOLITA 4 роки тому

      CYKA BLYAT lollllll

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 2 роки тому +6

      why’d it make me think of fanboy and chumchum

  • @Obiika
    @Obiika 5 років тому +4413

    These guys' faces make me genuinely angry. They are like slap magnets.

  • @jacobj3491
    @jacobj3491 3 роки тому +67

    "I want an iced latte with some milk"
    An iced latte literally has 3 ingredients and one of them is milk.

  • @TheUltimatePositionOfPower
    @TheUltimatePositionOfPower 5 років тому +1228

    MOM: Oh you boys are hilarious. You should be on the youtubes.

    • @DeathRite
      @DeathRite 5 років тому +10

      Lmao

    • @cockindoodoo
      @cockindoodoo 5 років тому +59

      My Mom says I am handsome. And special. I wear a helmet when I watch TV.

    • @erwinrommel6561
      @erwinrommel6561 5 років тому +17

      @@cockindoodoo wow I wear a robot suit I guess I am more special

    • @boohahabones
      @boohahabones 5 років тому +2

      Why does my mom say the same thing when I'm having an allergic reaction

    • @papasmurf6312
      @papasmurf6312 5 років тому +7

      @@cockindoodoo I'm already tracer

  • @thelittlepasty8360
    @thelittlepasty8360 5 років тому +972

    Careful Charlie, you almost had energy in that intro

  • @MI_HI_
    @MI_HI_ 5 років тому +2745

    Turbovirgin is my new favorite insult

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 років тому +72

      As a turbovirgin, I'm offended to be compared to a douchetuber.

    • @thebluewhale8891
      @thebluewhale8891 5 років тому +12

      @@CaptainDoomsday do you naruto run away at the sight of pussy? I do. Turbovirgins unite¿

    • @musicismagic5074
      @musicismagic5074 4 роки тому +1

      MicroTurbo

    • @davidacosta193
      @davidacosta193 4 роки тому +2

      BRUH

    • @Sclumsy
      @Sclumsy 4 роки тому

      Pepsi and Swords me too. I genuinely use it at school.

  • @brianwilson3133
    @brianwilson3133 4 роки тому +241

    Well damn, most people can't afford a breakfast like that every morning.

    • @melissabarnes1063
      @melissabarnes1063 4 роки тому +25

      They're flexing, proof of their douchebag-ery

    • @thiaago7413
      @thiaago7413 4 роки тому +3

      @@melissabarnes1063 no one eat a hamburger for breakfast

    • @wateriswet0510
      @wateriswet0510 4 роки тому +28

      @@thiaago7413 it was not a hamburger
      It was *sanweech*

    • @shentt8837
      @shentt8837 3 роки тому +10

      @@somerandomdude2422 honestly dont get food i dont see the appeal i much prefer photosyntesis

    • @authorherohero4450
      @authorherohero4450 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine drinking starbuck shitty coffee as a breakfast

  • @superdave54811
    @superdave54811 4 роки тому +653

    The pink car, open mouths and the hair tells me everything I need to know.

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 4 роки тому +71

      My gay brother has the same haircut as them. They aren’t even trying to hide it

    • @liebe1099
      @liebe1099 3 роки тому +8

      Alabama?

    • @Exxperiment626
      @Exxperiment626 3 роки тому +1

      @@liebe1099 More like San Francisco or Atlanta.

    • @drummachine434
      @drummachine434 Рік тому

      They're extremely low on testosterone

    • @Scooter227
      @Scooter227 Рік тому +1

      There’s an f word for that lol

  • @mclarenfan6032
    @mclarenfan6032 5 років тому +3002

    Who else misses the 'what's up everybody it's critikal'?

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 років тому +22

      The National-Socialist Arab he doesn’t need to anymore

    • @KingcoleIIV
      @KingcoleIIV 5 років тому +264

      I still hear it in my brain at the start of every video

    • @5days61
      @5days61 5 років тому +27

      The National-Socialist Arab he did that when he made good vids

    • @ohmanyourecool1
      @ohmanyourecool1 5 років тому +114

      The monotone of depression cures my depression.

    • @ball0000
      @ball0000 5 років тому +13

      he has said himself that he doesn't have a "intro"

  • @x-AlmightySenji-x
    @x-AlmightySenji-x 5 років тому +300

    When he compared it to poorly acted porn, I felt that.

    • @osvaldotello1171
      @osvaldotello1171 5 років тому +7

      @@emanatingf when you said you felt that because he said he felt that because he compared it to poorly acted porn....
      I FELT THAT

    • @wuntoo1687
      @wuntoo1687 5 років тому +1

      @@osvaldotello1171 when you said that you felt that because the others felt that because he compared it to poorly acted porn, *I FELT THAT*

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 5 років тому

      @@emanatingf you you said you felt what hes been feeling
      *thats when I felt it*

  • @numb4102
    @numb4102 4 роки тому +184

    4:13
    The right brother: *are you gay*
    The gay brother: *yeah*

    • @alexvilak6266
      @alexvilak6266 3 роки тому +11

      @Bot AtChess you watch them if you protect him

    • @NetherLord1234
      @NetherLord1234 3 роки тому +6

      I have rewatched that one moment several times and unless you know the context, it sounds like he is asking if his brother is gay…

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 4 роки тому +2245

    Douchetuber: looks like a nazi, sounds energetic, is human and eventually becomes irrelevant.
    Charlie: Keanu's doppleganger, speaks in monotone, is a literal god and timeless.

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 4 роки тому +39

      @Death oooh nooooo... So edgy I'm sooo scared

    • @Coszmoo
      @Coszmoo 4 роки тому

      I agree

    • @lmgtree4507
      @lmgtree4507 4 роки тому +57

      Come on man, don't do the nazis like that

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 4 роки тому +7

      @Death you should probably just shave the little moustache thing off then tbh

    • @user-jx1rs5my4u
      @user-jx1rs5my4u 4 роки тому

      I thought Charlie is Nicholas cage's doppelganger 😂

  • @BensGamingBlog
    @BensGamingBlog 5 років тому +210

    Seems like somebody saw Adam Sandlers Click 13 Years later and thought how cool it would be as the next famous internet challenge...

    • @lute1215
      @lute1215 5 років тому +1

      @@ohmanyourecool1 Thanks for pointing that out. I miss the Boondocks.

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +931

    I always like these Doucetuber videos so I can mark down people to never watch, also please let your hair grow out some more

    • @EverlastingAura1
      @EverlastingAura1 5 років тому +2

      @Miles Davidson Yes they sell poop at a discounted price

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 років тому +1

      Super Black
      It makes me glad I tweaked my UA-cam algorithm to only UA-cam vids 5+ years old, and old cartoons. I hate youtubers tbh

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +3

      angelofdeath275 ive never seen someone say this, but hey, you do you

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 років тому +1

      McLarenBMW Dawg issa joke, calm yoself, I got my set of youtubers I watch, so cool it💀

    • @mrqueem1703
      @mrqueem1703 5 років тому

      just get video blocker chrome extension for the cleanest youtube experience

  • @Soundry777
    @Soundry777 4 роки тому +169

    I thought they were gonna kiss every clip I saw.

  • @jessicabraud3307
    @jessicabraud3307 5 років тому +376

    Oh God. Charlie's hair is so oily that it's reflecting the light. It's brighter than my future

    • @theodorawickman8012
      @theodorawickman8012 5 років тому +1

      Lowest of trash that ain’t saying too much fam, but I guess I shouldn’t he the one to talk

    • @fuckingbellend1145
      @fuckingbellend1145 5 років тому +1

      Didn't Charlie say he hates anime but he's always talking about it/ referencing it lol

    • @moofanspoobguy
      @moofanspoobguy 5 років тому +1

      You didn't see his recent tweet?

    • @alexbriscoe2879
      @alexbriscoe2879 5 років тому +1

      The STANWICH no

  • @bbspooks
    @bbspooks 5 років тому +971

    I just love how you call them douchetubers. Its perfection. I wish I could blacklist them.

    • @BrandonHasAChannel
      @BrandonHasAChannel 5 років тому +14

      Pretty sure you can actually, to their channel and block them

    • @sofaking3113
      @sofaking3113 4 роки тому +2

      Just checked and It’s possible to block users

    • @copper4855
      @copper4855 4 роки тому +3

      Your comment is at 666, so I’m not gonna hit like. Just know that I do like your comment

    • @OneOfManyJoels
      @OneOfManyJoels Рік тому

      @@copper4855 you can like the comment now

    • @copper4855
      @copper4855 Рік тому

      @@OneOfManyJoels genuinely didn’t remember commenting on this, you’re such a real one for telling me, thanks

  • @billygoveny480
    @billygoveny480 5 років тому +315

    *playing the pause challenge at Chernobyl hottest radiation spot for 1 hour at 3am ft. 6ix9ine

    • @TheGhpro11yo
      @TheGhpro11yo 5 років тому +2

      Billy Goveny I’d watch

    • @latronko3320
      @latronko3320 5 років тому +2

      24 hours not 1 hour

    • @billygoveny480
      @billygoveny480 5 років тому +1

      Nickymano8 - how about 72 hours

    • @latronko3320
      @latronko3320 5 років тому +1

      @@billygoveny480 how about 102 hours

    • @Noggerdog
      @Noggerdog 5 років тому +8

      Nigga turn into a oompa loompa

  • @thegabberoonohammry7751
    @thegabberoonohammry7751 3 роки тому +268

    For cr1tikal to call someone ELSE monotone is an insanely high praise or insult whatever you take it as

  • @Robloxchat123
    @Robloxchat123 5 років тому +809

    >casually says they eat starbucks daily
    diabetes: hohoho

    • @rotoloniregina351
      @rotoloniregina351 5 років тому +29

      @@canesvenatici9588 this man got no chill

    • @dariannnnnn
      @dariannnnnn 4 роки тому +14

      @@massparody KEK LOL LMAO LMFAO LMROLFLRAOL KEK 1+

    • @elivcdxv1852
      @elivcdxv1852 4 роки тому +2

      sage goes in all fields vro

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 роки тому

      edgy people lol

    • @fenrir6031
      @fenrir6031 4 роки тому +5

      @@canesvenatici9588 Lol, get used to it. Most of Charlie's fans are 13 year olds with anime pfps.

  • @rexor26
    @rexor26 5 років тому +504

    The dead body that Logan Paul found is livelier compared to those two

    • @wyrdboi652
      @wyrdboi652 5 років тому +9

      good joke sir you deserve two claps 👏👏

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 5 років тому +7

      👏👏

    • @pqibkpq0o917kalj
      @pqibkpq0o917kalj 5 років тому +7

      👏 only one from me because I have only one hand

    • @organizm6907
      @organizm6907 5 років тому +8

      @@pqibkpq0o917kalj but how can you clap with one hand?

    • @wyatthicks16
      @wyatthicks16 5 років тому +8

      @@organizm6907 very quietly

  • @orebursac868
    @orebursac868 5 років тому +423

    The Vietcong is hiding in Charlie's hair.

    • @zackupton
      @zackupton 5 років тому +29

      Djordje Bursac Charlies are hiding in Charlie’s hair.

    • @das3610
      @das3610 5 років тому +8

      Djordje Bursac the hair.......THEYRE IN THE GODDAMN HAIR

    • @faro8784
      @faro8784 5 років тому +4

      Djordje Bursac Americans when the hair starts speaking Vietnamese be like

    • @noodlery7034
      @noodlery7034 5 років тому +1

      May or not include guerilla warfare

    • @philliplewis1586
      @philliplewis1586 5 років тому

      Somebody tell Sark.

  • @neckogecko5238
    @neckogecko5238 4 роки тому +268

    why is being twins their only personality trait,
    seen as they share a personality between them

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 роки тому +4

      It's common among twins, especially in social media. They usually don't have much about them that's interesting so they pivid the twin thing.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 3 роки тому +1

      @@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 because they are boring. 2 boring douches aren't any better than one tbh

    • @justalonelypoteto
      @justalonelypoteto 2 роки тому +3

      not only the personality. considering theirs is probably so small that the heisenberg uncertainty principle can be applied to it, they probably have brain cell multiplexing, after all having one half of the time should suffice to hold one's sphincter shut

  • @Buckybunbun
    @Buckybunbun 5 років тому +447

    The Starbucks skit took me out... they really thought that was the one 😭😭

  • @RealEyesRealiseRealLies
    @RealEyesRealiseRealLies 4 роки тому +593

    Day 7 of quarantine, i come across a homeless youtuber.

    • @JujuInFlames
      @JujuInFlames 4 роки тому +14

      I’ve been binging him for the last few days

    • @rigormortiz5357
      @rigormortiz5357 4 роки тому +9

      how's the experience?

    • @RealEyesRealiseRealLies
      @RealEyesRealiseRealLies 4 роки тому +11

      @@rigormortiz5357 best ever thing i cant lie, man got bare content and banter for days 😁

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 5 років тому +384

    charlie's hair has enough energy to power all of India

  • @Dumbluckk01
    @Dumbluckk01 4 роки тому +56

    they’ve definitely touched tips

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +483

    To be a vlogger you have to take 7 pills of adderall and a Monster Energy drink before you start recording

    • @juanmendizabal4785
      @juanmendizabal4785 5 років тому +19

      *Red bull, monster is for the true Boomers

    • @Krawberry
      @Krawberry 5 років тому +17

      You can see smells when you take 7 adderall

    • @juanmendizabal4785
      @juanmendizabal4785 5 років тому +11

      @@Krawberry god himself shows you the speed of light

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 5 років тому +7

      *Snort MDPV bath salts and chug a 2l of mtn dew and you can peer into the universe

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 років тому +1

      Krawberry Strush no you can see your heartbeat

  • @fakeadamlee
    @fakeadamlee 5 років тому +95

    the point about background music was so accurate wow didn’t even realize.. I can’t unhear the silence

  • @mateuszurbaniak9720
    @mateuszurbaniak9720 4 роки тому +772

    4:15
    - Are you gay?
    - Yeah

    • @likeccvb6972
      @likeccvb6972 4 роки тому +12

      Wow why 😂😂

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 роки тому +16

      @@boba5454 he heard the same thing as the other guy, so he has the right to comment the same thing while you assume he just copied it, shut the fuck up kid

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 роки тому +2

      @@boba5454 what makes you think im angry, and i've been scrolling for a couple of minutes reading comments about shitting on these douchetubers and i havent found an "exactly" same comment as this one, and who cares if someone copies a single comment, its just the youtube comment section, its not like he stole a property or something, anyone can say whatever they want to say, and you're the only one complaining here about it, and nothing happened to the comment when said it was "copied" right , it didnt make you a hero or anything right? So why bother kid? And how can you say that someone is a disgrace just from reading a reply? Thats just childish my guy grow up kid

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 роки тому

      @@boba5454 you just ignored the main topic we were talking about, about the comment thingy, dont strafe off the topic and making new ones, and dont tell me that you're not a kid, its very obvious so dont get offended when someone calls you that, you'll grow up soon, and while you grow up, try fixing your grammar, a misspelling is alright but bad grammar is just crossing the line ,"sounding angry" lol, you edited you reply and still didnt get that right, i bet anyone can say that you lost the argument by just reading your reply

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 роки тому

      @@boba5454 you wont prove your point cause you have no point to prove, you're literally done my guy, and i can say whatever i want so dont get so butthurt when someone gives you your own medicine, and why do you keep saying that i "dont have" a brain, you're the one who cant make a proper argument, its you who's missing a brain here kid,and why do get so mad when someone copies a phrase?and where did you get that quote? Its done so badly, and you just COPIED that from somewhere else, so you're not just a kid but also a hypocrite

  • @prodigycruz8502
    @prodigycruz8502 4 роки тому +243

    Unless their icelandic they have some of the most *broken* english i've ever heard

    • @user-xc1vz1je9u
      @user-xc1vz1je9u 4 роки тому +21

      I think they're from Spain

    • @foxprazision1695
      @foxprazision1695 4 роки тому +73

      I think they're from the gayborhood cuz they always want to kiss each other

    • @noobietube4678
      @noobietube4678 4 роки тому +5

      Theyre*

    • @mateo.mauro_xd
      @mateo.mauro_xd 4 роки тому +19

      The European license plate from the car at the beginning has an L, they're from Luxemburg.

    • @noobietube4678
      @noobietube4678 4 роки тому +2

      @Cersei Focking Lannister BITCH bruh chill its just one apostrophe if ppl don't know where it goes then that's on them for not learning in school

  • @bggamingdeluxe5658
    @bggamingdeluxe5658 5 років тому +367

    Day 1 of convincing Charlie to shower.

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 5 років тому +108

    Douchetuber should be an official word in the dictionary

  • @thebloodstarvedbeast1745
    @thebloodstarvedbeast1745 5 років тому +286

    5:53 Reminds me of SpongeBobs work set with the 2 teddy bears.

  • @reapyboi1124
    @reapyboi1124 4 роки тому +35

    Charlie is such a chill guy, man i respect him cuz he says the truth he literally never lies

  • @Skidmarkss
    @Skidmarkss 4 роки тому +548

    4:15 "are you gay?" "Yeaaah."

  • @99cape1att
    @99cape1att 4 роки тому +224

    Back when I was in school we called them swaggots

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 3 роки тому +8

      💀

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 3 роки тому +26

      BRUH. You'd get crucified for that today lol

    • @abdoonyt9049
      @abdoonyt9049 3 роки тому +4

      @@crappyaccount *insert joke of charlie being crucified too*

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 3 роки тому +4

      Gotta be dead honest I'm gay but that made me laugh for a good 15 seconds

    • @roaming740
      @roaming740 2 роки тому

      @@crappyaccount by who? The bums on Twitter?

  • @m1chaelanthony._.
    @m1chaelanthony._. 3 роки тому +32

    It's like this mans literally woke up one day and said.....FROM NOW ON...FACTS

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 5 років тому +199

    I think its boring because theyre real sick of their job.

    • @mindjuice499
      @mindjuice499 5 років тому

      Yeah they got totally fucked by Jake Paul

  • @adamphillips5452
    @adamphillips5452 5 років тому +209

    He is litteraly lifting 10pounds plus bar

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 років тому +25

      that's a lot of weight for a douchey + 3 pushups against the wall

    • @mattreese2
      @mattreese2 5 років тому +2

      Using 15 pound bar as well

    • @tookthisname1657
      @tookthisname1657 4 роки тому +1

      @@mattreese2 *45

    • @killerboysnap8871
      @killerboysnap8871 4 роки тому +1

      @my name is DRAKE It is. But even so hes benching 65 which is what an old lady can literally do.

    • @killerboysnap8871
      @killerboysnap8871 4 роки тому

      @my name is DRAKE Then hes lifting 35. Regardless his bench is weak with the olympic bar or not so not sure whats you're trying to prove.

  • @Haysey_Draws
    @Haysey_Draws 5 років тому +127

    OK, i will say...i like their Bathroom doors.
    That's it, nothing else positive about their video.

    • @Haysey_Draws
      @Haysey_Draws 5 років тому +5

      @Harold Haroldson ...well bollocks, guess there's nothing i like in it now. I hope you are happy with yourself!

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 4 роки тому

      DUNN LUMBER
      Sliding Barn Door kits
      Starting at $199

  • @xxterpzxx581
    @xxterpzxx581 3 роки тому +35

    I've finally found another person who prefers wired to wireless.

  • @RugerEnthusiast
    @RugerEnthusiast 5 років тому +363

    Day 1 of asking Charlie to might as well also grow his armpit hair so atleast he can look fully homeless

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 років тому +8

      I never knew living outdoors increased the hair growth of the armpits?

    • @JimC607
      @JimC607 5 років тому +14

      "Grow his armpit hair"? Who's armpit hair doesn't grow? lol

    • @sum-dum_nerd
      @sum-dum_nerd 5 років тому

      Y'all really gotta stay out of my brain, it's a dangerous place

    • @farisdafaalla9301
      @farisdafaalla9301 5 років тому

      @@christophercolumbus1169 hAhA wOOsH

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 років тому

      Thot Socket nice try but no. R/Doosh

  • @Redfeather80
    @Redfeather80 5 років тому +275

    Bro. You remind me of Neo in his apt before he gets invited out to the rave

    • @mikeross8735
      @mikeross8735 5 років тому +6

      Lol agree

    • @KakhsXe
      @KakhsXe 5 років тому

      101 likes I’m not gonna like cause I don’t wanna ruin it

    • @drewmow
      @drewmow 5 років тому +3

      Follow the White rabbit charlie

    • @futurelullabies
      @futurelullabies 4 роки тому

      drew Mow pjopppoooooooboppppopp pplplnn l

  • @don9642
    @don9642 5 років тому +329

    “Might be pushing 40 pounds” 😭😂

    • @hoytsigman5435
      @hoytsigman5435 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @hekxinghekx
      @hekxinghekx 5 років тому +5

      Its 65 pounds btw.
      still a little bit tbh :/

    • @handcraftedgetget2918
      @handcraftedgetget2918 5 років тому +5

      Lmao you trying to defend that lobotomyte? 65 is nothing when you're benching

    • @hekxinghekx
      @hekxinghekx 5 років тому +11

      @@handcraftedgetget2918
      I never directly said or even implied that I was defending them, i was just correcting. I also agree that 65 is nothing when your benching.

    • @handcraftedgetget2918
      @handcraftedgetget2918 5 років тому +2

      Ah, apologies, I misinterpreted your comment

  • @austinbevis4266
    @austinbevis4266 4 роки тому +144

    They show more affection to each other than me and my gf😐

  • @eeyoreblehh
    @eeyoreblehh 5 років тому +284

    You look like Harry Potter after jk Rowling turned him gay.

    • @kasperknutsen8283
      @kasperknutsen8283 5 років тому +2

      ❤😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂❤

    • @amittoibis
      @amittoibis 5 років тому +16

      @@MrB4shido not nice

    • @kasperknutsen8283
      @kasperknutsen8283 5 років тому +13

      @@MrB4shido that's fucked up...

    • @yomamasboi
      @yomamasboi 5 років тому +8

      @@MrB4shido pretty lit

    • @georgelopes4589
      @georgelopes4589 5 років тому +6

      @@MrB4shido Yo, my dad is a candle

  • @merielx8271
    @merielx8271 5 років тому +102

    for some reason them voicing over the starbucks thing had me creasing on my bed at 3 am

    • @mythicalseraph1234
      @mythicalseraph1234 5 років тому +3

      Meriel x it’s hilarious that you said that cuz 10 more mins and it would’ve been 3 am on my end 😂😂

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 5 років тому +155

    *God dammit Charlie* I gave you that $5 for a haircut - what’re you doing?

    • @GoGetAjob_4
      @GoGetAjob_4 5 років тому +6

      Cause no haircut cost $5

    • @kabobking2127
      @kabobking2127 5 років тому

      @@GoGetAjob_4 at least in the U.S. no

  • @arrowheadproductions1267
    @arrowheadproductions1267 4 роки тому +17

    3:55 My guy sounds like a russian spy being asked what he does each day by a USA citizen

  • @legatus3213
    @legatus3213 5 років тому +1218

    Day 166 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.

    • @ciaranc1058
      @ciaranc1058 5 років тому +39

      Wow

    • @m.ostrowski2031
      @m.ostrowski2031 5 років тому +25

      Legatus Hopefully you’ll get your wish

    • @grey997
      @grey997 5 років тому +40

      Replace "put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga" with "cut his hair"

    • @SleepySheepish
      @SleepySheepish 5 років тому +14

      Maybe day 365 and he finally will

    • @ciaranc1058
      @ciaranc1058 5 років тому +78

      This has gone long enough that it's gone from mad respect to cringe to mad respect again

  • @Zekonos1
    @Zekonos1 5 років тому +44

    charlie i respect the hair. i too have been putting off getting a haircut and im past the point of caring. its kinda nice to have long hair - reminds me of being young and carefree

  • @winter4265
    @winter4265 5 років тому +131

    Got here so early the pixels were still making their commute to this video.

  • @zattlahabibi1137
    @zattlahabibi1137 4 роки тому +70

    4:14 him: are you gay?
    his brother: Yeah!

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet 4 роки тому +27

    These guys are like the kids you had in kindergarten who wanted to belong to the popular kids but were too shy to actually do something weird

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 9 місяців тому

      The fuck does this comment even mean

    • @marlbor05
      @marlbor05 7 місяців тому

      That dont make any sense

    • @agentorange9867
      @agentorange9867 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rq4740it actually does for some reason

  • @riothebeastsmobilegaming7371
    @riothebeastsmobilegaming7371 5 років тому +113

    Pretty sure they are well trained in taking shots to the face.

  • @zombiesindustries
    @zombiesindustries 5 років тому +65

    They’re faces are so square I thought this was Minecraft with super graphics enabled

  • @razielmasta
    @razielmasta 4 роки тому +40

    Charlie: stick with the cord boys
    Also Charlie: have you heard about Raycon?

  • @camc9093
    @camc9093 4 роки тому +81

    I’ve hated this culture for years I’m glad you articulated it so well. Gives me hope so many people hate it as well

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 4 роки тому

      Yup just a bunch of douchebags

    • @Arzene89
      @Arzene89 3 роки тому +2

      @@CelticFairyBox and these assholes training a generation of losers like in Tik Tok

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 роки тому

      Dad just walked out, what do you expect?

  • @Mushroomhead671
    @Mushroomhead671 5 років тому +58

    I woke up at 3pm today. I’m thirty minutes into my day and their video is putting me back to sleep.

    • @mohammaddigandang9348
      @mohammaddigandang9348 5 років тому

      Oh fuck jwu its 3pm here and honestly feeling the "putting me back to sleep vibes"

  • @alecxstewart7577
    @alecxstewart7577 5 років тому +45

    I dig the cord love, thank you for addressing this pressing issue.

  • @HDified
    @HDified 3 роки тому +18

    this is if morgz finally evolved from stone age to iron age.

  • @Clu2298
    @Clu2298 2 роки тому +7

    1:11 I felt like i was watching some sh*tty Disney channel pilot intro. I was fully expecting to here some fake audience cheering when he came out dressed

  • @sillyfella2009
    @sillyfella2009 3 роки тому +12

    They look like the type of people to post "siblings by chance,lovers by choice"

  • @Sweaker015
    @Sweaker015 3 роки тому +20

    I'm so with you on the airpods thing. Bluetooth headphones are definitely a solution to a non-existent problem

    • @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558
      @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 2 роки тому +1

      I have a pair of AirPods and I wouldn’t completely rule out Bluetooth headphones. They do have their merits, it’s easier to handle and when i was young I tripped a lot on the cable. I suppose that’s a me problem, but it’s these douchetubers that over emphasise AirPods and make it seem like only cool prone have it. I’m pretty sure the Sony xm4 headphones are way better at a similar price.

    • @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558
      @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 2 роки тому

      I have a pair of AirPods and I wouldn’t completely rule out Bluetooth headphones. They do have their merits, it’s easier to handle and when i was young I tripped a lot on the cable. I suppose that’s a me problem, but it’s these douchetubers that over emphasise AirPods and make it seem like only cool peope have it. I’m pretty sure the Sony xm4 headphones are way better at a similar price.

    • @obamium3576
      @obamium3576 2 роки тому

      @@karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 dude the airpods have the same quality as the wired one you get from Apple I love how people try to act rich by showing off their airpods n shit when you can get a good one for dirt cheap

    • @quantrellbishop9263
      @quantrellbishop9263 Рік тому +1

      Its not a non existant problem i cant tell you how many times the wire on my earbuds has gotten snagged on a drawer handle or something and ripped the cord out of my phone its fucking annoying

    • @AllOfTheHallows
      @AllOfTheHallows Рік тому

      ​@@quantrellbishop9263When that happens to me I feel this deep primal rage lmao. Def one of my all time pet peeves.

  • @alexbriscoe2879
    @alexbriscoe2879 5 років тому +140

    Dumps water on his brother “Are you okay?” 🤦‍♂️

  • @KarenMartinez-zd1xf
    @KarenMartinez-zd1xf 5 років тому +80

    I’ve never been more ashamed of being a martinez lol

    • @somestupidbaboon2783
      @somestupidbaboon2783 4 роки тому +11

      God, your name (im sure you're a nice person) is like a cesspool of cancer, stereotypically speaking.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 роки тому +25

      I think you had to have been embarrassed about being a Karen a few times too

    • @coolcomputertutorials9545
      @coolcomputertutorials9545 4 роки тому

      Hmu on snapchat bb

    • @twizzyyy3955
      @twizzyyy3955 4 роки тому +5

      @@coolcomputertutorials9545 FUCKING SIMP

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 3 роки тому +12

    “Did he find those weights at Whole Foods or something?”
    Lmfao

  • @bradenng8871
    @bradenng8871 3 роки тому +13

    1:17 this looks like a house I made in Minecraft when I was nine

  • @petibuns
    @petibuns 2 роки тому +4

    I know I've watched this video many times, yet every rewatch it feels like I'm experiencing it for the first time

  • @dallabavis1406
    @dallabavis1406 3 роки тому +9

    0:35 I understood I'm not a kid anymore. I like to watch Jesus roasting douchetubers.

  • @dellabaer4413
    @dellabaer4413 4 роки тому +50

    The best part of Charlie’s videos besides Charlie’s videos is the comments section

  • @Yemeno45
    @Yemeno45 3 роки тому +11

    5:37 I prefer the cord too, but I switched to wireless, because I kept buying corded ear buds, and they'd break in like a week, and I got wireless ones as a gift. I hate having wireless though, cause it's just another thing to keep charged.

  • @mattb2540
    @mattb2540 5 років тому +7

    4:47 penguin is right, the fuck is this guy watering

  • @danthefan3272
    @danthefan3272 5 років тому +6

    Hey penguinz I just wanted to tell you I’ve been here since 300k and every video you have put up has made me laugh my ass off, I’ve had to go through like 3 different accounts but I’ve watched almost all of your videos, they have helped me through some hard times just watching your videos I really like the douche tuber series it really gets my sarcasm going in the morning to fuck up everyone else’s day, thank out for that, keep up the good content and thank you for your channel

  • @TonyR37
    @TonyR37 3 роки тому +3

    “Turbo virgins” I fuckin love that 😂

  • @snee194
    @snee194 4 роки тому +79

    I love how he says “When you don’t have that background music in there it just really highlights how fake your energy is” when he doesn’t have any background music

    • @tinevodopivec9692
      @tinevodopivec9692 4 роки тому +51

      Well, that's part of Charlie's charisma imo. He has no energy and sounds bored all the time, that's his thing.

    • @firestyle54321
      @firestyle54321 4 роки тому +21

      His monotone compliments it very well.

    • @chloeb2844
      @chloeb2844 4 роки тому +13

      He doesn't need it he's to powerful

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 3 роки тому +2

      Keyword "fake energy" Charlie's is too real

  • @RendernStattGendern
    @RendernStattGendern 5 років тому +114

    instead of "are you ok?" "yeah" , i understood : "are you gay?" "yeah" , mine version is more accurate

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 4 роки тому +4

    Their video was so boring that I legitimately fell asleep , either that or it was Charlie's soothing voice