Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
7:56 In this episode of SpongeBob, Mrs Puff got injured so bad she deflated (due to SpongeBob's inability to drive of course). She 'volunteered' SpongeBob to join a destruction derby. She wanted him killed during it. No joke. She literally yells, "WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!??!" during a scene. She gets so annoyed that she joins in and tries to kill SpongeBob
6:22 are graves. This is a vietnamese graveyard from the looks if it, and my experience with it. Usually they are in ricefields surrounded by them or at least close to one, but i think they are also kept inside cities if they are built around them.
0:30 "Dobby has found the secret shroom cabinet, Harry Potter. Dobby ate all the shrooms inside. All of the shrooms, Harry Potter. None left behind. Dobby ate all of them."
I'm so glad that this Lexi narrated video came out, she's my favourite and the day the video premiered I lost my mother. I'm glad to have something so kind and sweet and entertaining to distract myself with in this really tough time, thank y'all Emkay and TheLexiKitty for helping a girl through one of the toughest things in her life
Lexi is like energetic Chihuahua in the group she's nice and happy but will tear you part in a split second and the one time she does mildly infuriated she goes local on the end
@@TheLexikitty Fair enough. No judgement or disrespect intended. It just kinda caught me off guard. Sorta like being king is doing for Chuck right now.
Lexxi is really missing it (8:44) is from nightmare on elm street when freddy kruger is taunting the person dreaming by ringing the phone and when they pick up his tongue pops out of the phone like that LOL
4:49 This is how advertising should be. “Thank you for being patient with us forcing this exposure on you. Here’s a laugh! I hope it made your day better.”
@@bluenymph4 It's one of the original shock images from the Internet stone age. "Goatse" is essentially an up close depiction of someone stretching out their butthole. I'd rather stare at a photo of "special fried rice" (a wee-wee infection) for an hour than another second of what I just explained. >.>
The peso issued by the Japanese government is from world War 2, when Japan occupied the Philippines. The currency of the Philippines is the peso. I have several of them from one of my relatives who fought in ww2.
6:05 isn't actually stage money or fake at all! Referred to as "Mickey Mouse Money", it was the near worthless currency used in the Philippines during the Japanese Occupation in the 1940's. Though all things considered, it really was a total joke. It would take several bags of it just to purchase a single bag of rice. It's not surprising that those outside of the Philippines wouldn't know about it, but trust me when I say that it's the FURTHEST thing from blursed. 100% cursed with a terrible history. The more you know!
In 6:03, these exist as actual currency in the Philippines during the Japanese occupation, known as "Mickey Mouse Money", because it has so little value, it's basically play money at that point. 7:07, Now this is blursed IMO.
5:35 Reminds me of that video from a few years ago, _Kid eats raw onion like it was an apple_ 6:06 That's... that's not stage money. It's from the Philippines around 1942-1945, during which Japan occupied the country. The Philippines still use the peso, but it's no longer made by the Japanese government.
11:12 it is chemistry book for middle school, thus Walter and Jesse are there. Generally, there is a joke in Poland with editing student's books and putting a character form BB universe depending on a subject the book is for.
Lexxi (concerning (4:18) part of this video) needs to look up the meme "on lori lightfoot, beetlejuice you ARE the father" and then watch Beetlejuice again for the ending when he (beetlejuice) steals the witch doctor's spot in line and the witch doctor shrinks Beetlejuice's head for it. LOL.
editors being great at their job and half drunk at the same time as always
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
@@HavocTheReactive So inspirational i can feel the sadness coming inside me😩
@@duck4738 ayo why you making noises like dat🤨
@@duck4738 ayo
@@duck4738 I swallow 😩
I love how Lexi manages to keep the same level of energy throughout the whole video
Simp.
@@sovereigntoast Bro they're just a fan
@@sovereigntoast If my senses are correct that means... oh no.... you're a cheeto fingered seven year old...
@@sovereigntoast How does that make them a simp💀
There are worse things to be than simps...
7:56 In this episode of SpongeBob, Mrs Puff got injured so bad she deflated (due to SpongeBob's inability to drive of course). She 'volunteered' SpongeBob to join a destruction derby. She wanted him killed during it. No joke. She literally yells, "WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!??!" during a scene. She gets so annoyed that she joins in and tries to kill SpongeBob
She wanted me what!!!!
Imagine how much easier it would be to clap with hands like that
Now you can do a one handed clap! Or two handed clap, on one hand...
I can already do a one handed clap :)
@@dreska255 Is... is that supposed to be hard with regular hands?
@@insaincaldo I mean, you can clap with one hand, but you can't do a two handed clap on one hand
idk it looks like you will be constantly slaping your finges and knuckles🤔
8:45
"Are they bread rolls or eggs?"
"THEY"RE GODDAMN ORANGES"
Mandarin oranges! There's a whole ton of images of this cat and the one in the background by their owner. So much they've made a book even.
Isn’t she legally blind and requires a very strong prescription? That might explain her visual errors. Or am I thinking of someone else
@52flyingbicycles Yes, you are right
11:11 that's a Polish chemistry textbook! it says "Interesting chemistry" and it's an extended level for high-school
And... it's photoshoped. My friends have this textbook at school so I know how it looks like
@@Mel_Bat nonono, it's "limited edition"
Fun fact. They do actually sell the small display tents so that you can buy them for your cats.
I'd put it inside the regular one and put my head in it when I sleep
@@dreska255 And have your brain fried.
@@insaincaldo well, that's dinner sorted
*I wanna buy one now, for my childhood pooh bear!*
Lexi: “But they didn’t say anything about brass… Stilettos.”
“LEXI NO!”
"LEXI YES"
Make the heel into a switchblade, you get Stiletto Stilettos
@@brickpuncher1429 oh hell
@@decepticusprevails DONT ENCOURAGE LEXI TO COMMIT MURDER!
@@decepticusprevails "LEXI, ONLY IN SELF DEFENSE"
6:22 are graves. This is a vietnamese graveyard from the looks if it, and my experience with it. Usually they are in ricefields surrounded by them or at least close to one, but i think they are also kept inside cities if they are built around them.
I thought they look a lot like spirit Houses and maybe there were so many because a lot of people lived around in this massive buildings
fun fact : a fish can't fish a fish but a deep water fish can infact fish a fish
Especially if they're anglerfish
i will use this information throughout my life journey, thank you
I'm an adult and I can't adult.
I'm a human but i can't human a human
@@duckworthlover911 wrong you can human a human its just illegal
God i always love lexi's energy
Simp.
@@sovereigntoast ? Im aromantic😭
@@soupy55 he says that on every compliment
@@soupy55 unrelated but I'm ace-aro as well!
@Bless Kurunai I am too!
0:30 "Dobby has found the secret shroom cabinet, Harry Potter. Dobby ate all the shrooms inside. All of the shrooms, Harry Potter. None left behind. Dobby ate all of them."
I love the chaotic editing! it makes it so much more fun
I'm so glad that this Lexi narrated video came out, she's my favourite and the day the video premiered I lost my mother. I'm glad to have something so kind and sweet and entertaining to distract myself with in this really tough time, thank y'all Emkay and TheLexiKitty for helping a girl through one of the toughest things in her life
Lexi is like energetic Chihuahua in the group she's nice and happy but will tear you part in a split second and the one time she does mildly infuriated she goes local on the end
only reason you’re complimenting them is cause theyre trans
@@ceition6999 bro what 💀
@@ceition6999 Ok you’re saying this on every single comment. Shut up. You have no idea what being nice is.
Has she done mildlyinfuriated before? I usually dont watch those, but I'll watch the one lexi narrated!
@@BloodStainedFeathers true though
3:16 they took best friends forever a little too literally.
1:50 Women's boots have now more pocket than women's trousers.
"Too soon" wasn't the take I expected Lexi to have about the queen tbh. Not sure I can explain why, but I'm a little surprised.
To be fair I recorded this on the day of the funeral
@@TheLexikitty Fair enough. No judgement or disrespect intended. It just kinda caught me off guard. Sorta like being king is doing for Chuck right now.
“Are we allowed to put this on UA-cam?”
The editors: YES.
Blursedimages is just a excuse so lexi can find what food to review
Correct
11:22 that should be on r/dontputyourdickinthat
"are those bread rolls or eggs?"
*mandarin oranges:* Am I a joke to you?
1:43
“Jimmy I’m Assending”
Lexi is the best! She always puts a smile on my face. :)
Simp.
*he
@@mrwow1667 *she
@@sovereigntoast you just went through the comments replying with simp on every compliment
@@mrwow1667 she*
0:43 All I can say about this is, when you need a hug, you NEED a hug
0:52 i mean it looks like ol' bernie got the vampire lady pregnant, but that might just be me
ALCINA NO
@@justagirlwearingglasses so THAT'S her name!
@@Victini7472 Alcina Dimitrescu, yes!
The little campsite for the cat was so adorable!
11:11 It's a chemistry book from Poland
0:25
Garfield with Nermals coloring as Rouge from Sonic.
"ARE THOSE BREADROLLS OR EGGS?" MA'AM THOSE ARE ORANGES
8:00 I didn't know lexi was a florida woman
She sounds too wholesome for that
Damn, better protect that cactus, or the cactus clapper well get to it.
Lexi just seem like that person who is super fun to be friends with
When i was a kid i’d always imagine the lego hands as if you were holding onto a cup all the time but without the cup
having a mirrored 8 finger hand is a real thing
As a harry potter fan , i can confirm: *dobby has seen things that should not be in this world*
2:34 Lexi self-awareness levels are over 9000!
Honestly surprised that Lexi didn't parse that ornament. Goatse is like Loss, just a classic part of the internet.
Yeah, makes me feel old, doesn't seem like it was that long ago to me... :D
11:09 just when I started not being weirded out by this meme lexi had to come and make it 1000x worse with ear hair thanks
Lexxi is really missing it (8:44) is from nightmare on elm street when freddy kruger is taunting the person dreaming by ringing the phone and when they pick up his tongue pops out of the phone like that LOL
2:16 it was posted on that exact day, mere moments after her death. This implies Garfield is a war criminal.
He is
8:15 This was in another emkay video and I cannot take it anymore . It’s Papa Smurf, dude. How many people can’t see that?
Along with the Freddie phone I excused this slip up as an age thing as well.
The Lego to hand comparison, honestly seems handy to have 4 hands
That carpet cat looked like a long furby.
10:03 welcome to the Philippines where flood water can be a mini beach especially during rainy season
I always thought lego hands were 2 thumbs since they can close together but can't separate like normal hands do
3:50 False. A new villain would just take his place
11:12 this is a high school chemistry textbook
LEXI THATS A SMURF NOT A GNOME
Lexi: death gnome with a panda? What is this supposed to be?
My wife from across the room doing and Edna mode impression: it's art dahling
this is why i love emkay. they post stuff like this
Are the editors implying that all Emkay content comes from the backrooms?
4:49 This is how advertising should be. “Thank you for being patient with us forcing this exposure on you. Here’s a laugh! I hope it made your day better.”
11:15 It's a chemistry textbook.
Lexi is so awesome this literally made my entire week 🥹
only reason you’re complimenting them is cause theyre trans
@@painofglass1450 ok?
@@ceition6999 bad bait
@@beepobeepo ok
Looked through some comments just had to say phone from Nightmare on Elm st. But I absolutely love lexi's energy and her voice is just amazing
4:37 no blessed only cursed this makes me want to throw up my inner organs
1:26 "This can't be hygienic"... Lol, every single one of us who have horses, have done this at least once lol...
8:52 ~ It's best if Lexi didn't know what "goatse" is. The less corrupt minds online, the better.
I know this question goes against everything you're saying, but could you please explain what that is?
@@bluenymph4 It's one of the original shock images from the Internet stone age. "Goatse" is essentially an up close depiction of someone stretching out their butthole. I'd rather stare at a photo of "special fried rice" (a wee-wee infection) for an hour than another second of what I just explained. >.>
1:26 the carrot is feeding both of them
The peso issued by the Japanese government is from world War 2, when Japan occupied the Philippines. The currency of the Philippines is the peso.
I have several of them from one of my relatives who fought in ww2.
Clicks on Emkay video
Hears Lexi's voice
Day improved ✅️
6:05 isn't actually stage money or fake at all! Referred to as "Mickey Mouse Money", it was the near worthless currency used in the Philippines during the Japanese Occupation in the 1940's. Though all things considered, it really was a total joke. It would take several bags of it just to purchase a single bag of rice. It's not surprising that those outside of the Philippines wouldn't know about it, but trust me when I say that it's the FURTHEST thing from blursed. 100% cursed with a terrible history. The more you know!
3:26 MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
I'm sorry but it's the first thing that came to mind when I saw it
6:45 Ninedales, Hankaskahn, Gloomhouer, Billbasaur
On the list of things they don't recognize, Nightmare on Elm Street, the Smurfs.
And, thankfully, the original inspiration for that suncatcher at 8:52.
that last one looks like a bushy to me
In 6:03, these exist as actual currency in the Philippines during the Japanese occupation, known as "Mickey Mouse Money", because it has so little value, it's basically play money at that point.
7:07, Now this is blursed IMO.
7:07 Oh hey, Turning Red! Love that movie.
6:29
That is a graveyard
As a LEGO fan, that scares me.
As a canadian citizen I can say this is a video
6:30, I believe that is actually a graveyard. Not in the ground burials, but cremated family shrines.
5:35 Reminds me of that video from a few years ago, _Kid eats raw onion like it was an apple_
6:06 That's... that's not stage money. It's from the Philippines around 1942-1945, during which Japan occupied the country. The Philippines still use the peso, but it's no longer made by the Japanese government.
11:11 is a custom cover for a polish chemistry book, a *school* book, hence breaking bad
For some reason, this video inspired me to eat a banana
11:12 it is chemistry book for middle school, thus Walter and Jesse are there. Generally, there is a joke in Poland with editing student's books and putting a character form BB universe depending on a subject the book is for.
The Japanese one peso is an actual thing after ww2 the Japanese government had things such as that peso, dollars, etc
11:12 chemistry book in polish 😂
That book at the end is actually a coursebook for advanced chemistry at high school in Poland
3:23 "Uhh...is this a Game of thrones thing?"
Yes Lexi It's some of the cast members
Lexxi (concerning (4:18) part of this video) needs to look up the meme "on lori lightfoot, beetlejuice you ARE the father" and then watch Beetlejuice again for the ending when he (beetlejuice) steals the witch doctor's spot in line and the witch doctor shrinks Beetlejuice's head for it. LOL.
3:08 - i actually do have the twinkies ice latte, and as someone whos not very fond of coffee; it is delicous! (i found it at target ^o^)
I found fudge round iced latte. It was good but nasty at the same time
8:16 I can’t believe she said gnome….
It’s a Smurf😂
8:11
That's the most beautiful sapin-sapin I've ever seen
8:36 that is toad with a cat suit power up
6:40 Let's see, we got: Ninedales, Hankaskhan, Bobasaur, and Ploomhauer
I want to buy my aunt that coffin chair because she literally works on vacation.....VACATION( she doing it right now
Speaking of hurricanes and Florida... We're getting one sometime this Wednesday.
Batman at 3:44 reminds me of a stereotypical Discord moderator... Batmod, if you will.
8:16 That’s Papa Smurf, Lexi!
10:06 “Waterboard?!” Ummmm….Lexi, I think you meant “waterski.”
3:45 Fatman
Lexi is my fav narrator on emkay best energy in my opinion 💕
Love Lexi! Also the editing in this video is great!!
1:17 THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL
If you get the joke, you get the joke
0:11
the only thing that would make that image worse... lego hands. showing the x-rays and the real life person with hands like that. Yes
Someone gave Dobby the wrong sock
1:01 OH MY GOD ITS FREYA AAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHHAAA