The crackhead wearing only underwear casually tanking 15 5.56 rounds to the chest while sidescrolling at 90 miles an hour and headshotting my entire team
Gotta say my person favourite is running up behind me. Ive had civilians do that to me before. What the fuck do you think is going to happen when you do that
Valley of the dolls is so fucking difficult, my team never made it without at least 1 dying. Open Areas, dudes shoot from the outside we even tried it with CS gas and gassed everything and we still got shot. We did crack house after that, so much easier
@@manlymanbutpure_375 I played that map over and over for like 2 days and managed to do it solo. Only to be greeted with hands down the creepiest map in the game, worth it.
Guide: Loadouts: shield, ram, mirror, flashbangs, wedges and some c2 go enter front with stacking, shield and a flashbang. Clear the hallway, have 2 hold it. Rest goes to clear the room on the left. Then enter the second room from both sides at the same time to get the guy to surrender. Use C2 for the gym. Optionally, wedge the door by the staircase and go back. Go down the white staircase outside and go in trough the door. Have shield cover as you go in. Then secure the tv and security room, go from the double door so its safer. Watch out at the bridge, have 2 people hold the staircase and the ground floor, rest goes to clear the room by the bridge. Then go downstairs to the kitchen, force your way to the right side and continue clearing the floor. Once done go outside trough the single door closest to the remote tent. Once the tent is secured go clear the pool and the garden. For the basememt, enter either by the garden (could be a guard by the stairs) or the pool, although I for some reason always go for the garden. If you use shield, mirror, flashbangs and hold different angles you will take no casulties
I'm here 1 year later to announce that the game is now in 1.0 and this is still an issue, and the AI has xray vision too. Also every mission plays like a raid in the second gulf war where you turn up to an incident in a single house but the entire fucking neighbourhood is actively armed and hostile and willing to fight to the death with the cops. But it's totally the best "police simulator" there is guys.
Preach. The 2nd mission 23 megabytes per second I was actually excited for because I thought it would be a simple breach and enter in an apartment/flat but it turns out that you enter this giant militia compound where literally everyone living there wants to kill you
@@jimes1059thats because lore wise they were supposed to respond to a call about the streamer bur they unknowingly stumbled into a bitcoin farm with people defending it. Also in the apartments were multiple men with warrants that thought the police was after them. i kind of liked it because it was a nice “shock.” but i would’ve liked just a regular map for beginners where it was just a simple mission like we thought it was.
Oh but obviously the bad coding is our fault and we need to go back to playing call of duty because it's realistic the AI can wallbang our brainstem with a makarov from a different zip code.
really? SA58 is my go to S rank weapon due to 1 chest shot with an AP round incapacitating but not killing every suspect in the game which means you can get an S rank
This is main reason why I use mod to increase the durability of the plate I wear. The armored suspect is bullet sponge while me who wear better gear die in couple shots.
Wallbang statement is so true is hurts. The amount of times i have hit alt f4 when that shit happens. Also telling a civ to comply and they are taking their sweet time andnin mean time enemy rambo is coming around the corner with his shotty :/
pepperspray is actually op asf if youre in range. shit doesnt care if you have a juggernaut suit on or a tshirt, itll wreck you. plus it's a great way to make the civs comply as well as watch them cry
I'd say as of now SWAT 4 and 3 are more advanced in terms of depth and AI but RoN is the only polished swat style game in the recent years and it's only getting better with every update
I played SWAT 4 quite a bit before Ready Or Not came out or was even announced and I played it as well during the hype period of waiting for RoN to release. I will say, SWAT 4 and RoN have a lot in common tbh but the thing that makes them fundamentally different is SWAT 4 tried to be a tactical game in every aspect, and focused a lot more on telling a story whenever you loaded into a mission. The suspects and civilians felt like real people who would react in real ways to you and your SWAT buddies coming in to fuck shit up, and it never felt repetitive or tedious to replay a mission cuz you felt the realness of the situation. But SWAT 4's gameplay always left a lot to be desired for me. The shooting never felt right. It felt very floaty and not impactful. You could change it with mods but at the end of the day, SWAT 4 was still very much a 2000s tactical shooter. As for RoN, I can say gameplay wise, it hits perfectly for me. RoN has that snappy, punchy gunplay I always wanted out of SWAT 4, and the pacing is much quicker as suspects go out of their way sometimes to engage you and push you back. And it feels honestly scary at times because of how quickly the suspects react to your presence and just start blasting. Like when you crack open a door and immediately get blasted through it, that creates such a tense feeling of never knowing when you are "safe". The main critiques I can level towards RoN though is that the suspect ai is still really funky sometimes and they don't feel like real people at all. They feel like, well, robots you are meant to arrest or kill. Not to mention like others have said, their accuracy for a bunch of crackheads and gangbangers is Delta operator level, which makes gunfights tense, but not fair a lot of the time. The devs have been working to adjust it to their credit though so we'll see how that pans out. And I wish RoN captured that SWAT 4 feeling of every level having a cohesive story. I know some of the newer maps shot for that which I appreciated but something was overall missing from the whole thing still. All in all, my sweaty rant was kinda pointless but I wanted to speak as someone who has played both. Both games offer a different experience and are unique enough in their own ways to allow for people to find something to love in both without either feeling like a cheap copy of the other. I still prefer RoN as it stand right now because I am excited to see it grow and carry on the legacy of SWAT. But SWAT 4 will always have a special place in my heart and never be replaced.
You should only be able to S-rank Valley of the dolls if you kill everyone there, and i mean everyone. S-ranking it by not killing them should be disgraced. Im glad they put almost no cosmetics behind those missions so you dont have to replay them.
Actually boggles the mind when you have an armed suspect that's been flashed or stingered, still holding a weapon and refusing commands. He doesn't drop his weapon, gets lit and I'M THE ONE getting minuses for unauthorised force?! Huh?!
Holy shit is that clip of the wall bang from breaking bad? If so I’m def gon start watching that show holy shit I’ve only seen memes and maybe a couple of dope scenes but nothing that crazy
@@angelveronica813 glad to hear that. I'm currently watching the second episode of season 5 and the show keeps getting better and better with every season
In swat 4 i mamaged to beat the game with the elite force mod with a perfect score in all levels. To get that, you must never kill a suspect nor never get hit or never had a squadmate die. Ive used only lless llethall weapons and never headshots. I also read carefully the briefing and took special care with suspects with health conditions. I carefully planned the raid before every match and wxechuted with extreme vaution, using all the game mechanics avaliable and went room by room, door by door, with extreme precision cuz if I failed I had to restart all over again. Once I get a PC that is able to run ready or not I will play it the proper way
So much to say how the devs has done a terrible job with the update situation and talking to the community, and all the fan boys that refuse to be a little bit of a critic. But the players like you make it up for it. Great memes haha
me getting my bi-weekly announcement for the game i dont play
Newsletter*
Slander account slander lmao
we all watched it in all its early development stages because we knew it was going to be amazing
me intensively studying the bi weekly update progress for a game i played like 3 hours of on launch
Same. I keep telling myself to get it and I dont
The crackhead wearing only underwear casually tanking 15 5.56 rounds to the chest while sidescrolling at 90 miles an hour and headshotting my entire team
nah its even worse when they got a knife and the entire team is stuck killing him (it either ends in friendly fire or someone dying)
This is the most accurate slander video I’ve seen
oh ma god its the gas mask man
The methhead who shoots me with the reaction time of a Navy Seal.
Delta Force/SAS in my case.
@@KianoUyMOOP Relevance?
@@Destroyanad overruled
@@GModBMXer Damn
@@KianoUyMOOP ok?
I swear Los Suenos citizens have the survival instinct of a brick when they see a squad of heavily armed SWAT agents.
No wonder the city's going to shit
“Get on the fuckin ground”
“Or what?”
Bruh I’m wearing quads and got a beam pointed at your chest what do you think 😂
Gotta say my person favourite is running up behind me. Ive had civilians do that to me before. What the fuck do you think is going to happen when you do that
the fact that the very first one is so god damne accurate kills me
Valley of the dolls is so fucking difficult, my team never made it without at least 1 dying. Open Areas, dudes shoot from the outside we even tried it with CS gas and gassed everything and we still got shot. We did crack house after that, so much easier
Took my squad like 5 hours to beat it and 5 more for club. New maps are definitely more difficult
Me and a full team of randoms couldnt clear VoD either. We did so many retries
skill issue mate
@@manlymanbutpure_375 I played that map over and over for like 2 days and managed to do it solo. Only to be greeted with hands down the creepiest map in the game, worth it.
Guide:
Loadouts: shield, ram, mirror, flashbangs, wedges and some c2
go enter front with stacking, shield and a flashbang. Clear the hallway, have 2 hold it. Rest goes to clear the room on the left. Then enter the second room from both sides at the same time to get the guy to surrender. Use C2 for the gym. Optionally, wedge the door by the staircase and go back. Go down the white staircase outside and go in trough the door. Have shield cover as you go in. Then secure the tv and security room, go from the double door so its safer. Watch out at the bridge, have 2 people hold the staircase and the ground floor, rest goes to clear the room by the bridge. Then go downstairs to the kitchen, force your way to the right side and continue clearing the floor. Once done go outside trough the single door closest to the remote tent. Once the tent is secured go clear the pool and the garden. For the basememt, enter either by the garden (could be a guard by the stairs) or the pool, although I for some reason always go for the garden. If you use shield, mirror, flashbangs and hold different angles you will take no casulties
"E" stands for - "Exceptional"
and
"F" for - "Fantastic"
The soundtrack hits different when you blow a door and clear a room.
Whats the name of the song
@@smeltgamermy man looked for the first comment music related and asked what the song in the video was called
@@matthewjones39 yeah? What of it
The civillian deciding it's a good idea to quickdraw their phone from their pockets when me and the bois telling them not to reach for anything
AI still wallbang you like crazy and have John Wick reaction time and accuracy even in 1.0 build, the video aged well
Nice pfp
The methhead tanking 40 shots and then stabbing me is indeed quite accurate
Meathead
I'm here 1 year later to announce that the game is now in 1.0 and this is still an issue, and the AI has xray vision too. Also every mission plays like a raid in the second gulf war where you turn up to an incident in a single house but the entire fucking neighbourhood is actively armed and hostile and willing to fight to the death with the cops. But it's totally the best "police simulator" there is guys.
v1 is only like maybe 20% more intense than the beta though 🤷♂stuttering and performance is the biggest issue
Preach. The 2nd mission 23 megabytes per second I was actually excited for because I thought it would be a simple breach and enter in an apartment/flat but it turns out that you enter this giant militia compound where literally everyone living there wants to kill you
@@jimes1059thats because lore wise they were supposed to respond to a call about the streamer bur they unknowingly stumbled into a bitcoin farm with people defending it. Also in the apartments were multiple men with warrants that thought the police was after them. i kind of liked it because it was a nice “shock.” but i would’ve liked just a regular map for beginners where it was just a simple mission like we thought it was.
Oh but obviously the bad coding is our fault and we need to go back to playing call of duty because it's realistic the AI can wallbang our brainstem with a makarov from a different zip code.
1.0 was a massive disappointment in my eyes
Everything except shotguns and rifles being useless:
Mpx
Just like real life
@@jamesrapoza8046 SMG is still useful in Urban environment.
UMP-45 and G19 carried my valley run
really? SA58 is my go to S rank weapon due to 1 chest shot with an AP round incapacitating but not killing every suspect in the game which means you can get an S rank
Pepperspray meme is on point, have not lived till you did a pepperspray only run
Mercy was never an option at dollhouse
Dude I swear to god, clearing a crackhouse is harder than clearing a Vietcong Tunnel!
SWAT 4 fans after migrating to Ready Or Not and being confused as fuck (me)
It's not swat 4, it's something else that's just not as fun :(
@@GreenTeaTheTea Youre goddam right
@Cole I still hate that damn animal testing lab mission.
@@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 My most hated is the bombed out ag farming office building. Fuck that mission
@@user-ue8il6jx3b NVGs are absolutely useless in that map even though it is designed specifically for that XD
This is main reason why I use mod to increase the durability of the plate I wear.
The armored suspect is bullet sponge while me who wear better gear die in couple shots.
Suspects dumping 4 mags through the wall with uncanny precision
@@manlymanbutpure_375 Suspects be magdumping through the floor on that meth house raid man, shits wack i tell you
@@weewooweeewoo meth gives you powers you wouldnt believe
@@manlymanbutpure_375 Ive never had that problem lol maybe its the ai mods i have
this hurts my soul. Also I feel there theres a missed indiana jones opportunity where knife 🔪 suspects get killed easily by the player...
No way it's actually you. I've been watching your content for like a year now
tf you mean, i had a shotgun and the moment that dude charged me with a knife i expected to get him
half our team downed later
Me: Yes, I restrained all suspects. Time for my S Rank
Score: U N A U T H O R I Z E D U S E O F F O R C E
Yo im in tears😂😂this is the greatest thing ever
Ultimate strat to non-lethal suspects. Beanbag shotgun headshots.
Don't worry, it's just a beanbag round...still hurts like hell, though.
-Sam Axe
that one british guy after shanking the whole squad besides and surrendering after you beat him once after you ran out of ammo
Armed suspect: **exists**
Shotgun: I have an argument
I love when the suspects have ESP and wallbang me while I’m slow walking a hallway
1:05 I hate it when they run straight at you as if in real life they wouldn’t get grabbed by their face and folded like a lawn chair
How the fuck is this still relevant in 2024????
Walter White shaving his head: "left behind" members putting on their bullet proof level 3 headgear
Wallbang statement is so true is hurts. The amount of times i have hit alt f4 when that shit happens.
Also telling a civ to comply and they are taking their sweet time andnin mean time enemy rambo is coming around the corner with his shotty :/
This should be an official tutorial.
Afted buying the game before 1.0 and playing during 1.0 yes i can confirm Ready or Not slander is very accurate
pepperspray is actually op asf if youre in range. shit doesnt care if you have a juggernaut suit on or a tshirt, itll wreck you. plus it's a great way to make the civs comply as well as watch them cry
mods turning the ai into navy seals and british people
1:13 That's the "I lift things up and put them down" guy.
I’m glad nothing has changed
1:58 SWAT 4 player: You made Papa proud son
I wonder how many people who played RON have also played SWAT4?
As someone whose played SWAT 4, and is too broke to play RoN, I wonder the same thing.
I have never played swat 4 but it's definitely something I need to try
I also played Swat 3. I like all 3, but RON might be the best one of them all if they polish it much more in the next few years.
I'd say as of now SWAT 4 and 3 are more advanced in terms of depth and AI but RoN is the only polished swat style game in the recent years and it's only getting better with every update
I played SWAT 4 quite a bit before Ready Or Not came out or was even announced and I played it as well during the hype period of waiting for RoN to release. I will say, SWAT 4 and RoN have a lot in common tbh but the thing that makes them fundamentally different is SWAT 4 tried to be a tactical game in every aspect, and focused a lot more on telling a story whenever you loaded into a mission. The suspects and civilians felt like real people who would react in real ways to you and your SWAT buddies coming in to fuck shit up, and it never felt repetitive or tedious to replay a mission cuz you felt the realness of the situation. But SWAT 4's gameplay always left a lot to be desired for me. The shooting never felt right. It felt very floaty and not impactful. You could change it with mods but at the end of the day, SWAT 4 was still very much a 2000s tactical shooter.
As for RoN, I can say gameplay wise, it hits perfectly for me. RoN has that snappy, punchy gunplay I always wanted out of SWAT 4, and the pacing is much quicker as suspects go out of their way sometimes to engage you and push you back. And it feels honestly scary at times because of how quickly the suspects react to your presence and just start blasting. Like when you crack open a door and immediately get blasted through it, that creates such a tense feeling of never knowing when you are "safe". The main critiques I can level towards RoN though is that the suspect ai is still really funky sometimes and they don't feel like real people at all. They feel like, well, robots you are meant to arrest or kill. Not to mention like others have said, their accuracy for a bunch of crackheads and gangbangers is Delta operator level, which makes gunfights tense, but not fair a lot of the time. The devs have been working to adjust it to their credit though so we'll see how that pans out. And I wish RoN captured that SWAT 4 feeling of every level having a cohesive story. I know some of the newer maps shot for that which I appreciated but something was overall missing from the whole thing still.
All in all, my sweaty rant was kinda pointless but I wanted to speak as someone who has played both. Both games offer a different experience and are unique enough in their own ways to allow for people to find something to love in both without either feeling like a cheap copy of the other. I still prefer RoN as it stand right now because I am excited to see it grow and carry on the legacy of SWAT. But SWAT 4 will always have a special place in my heart and never be replaced.
This is by far the most accurate ready or not slander
0:41 I WANT TO LEARN WHO MANUFACTORED THAT DOOR I NEED THE BRAND RIGHT NOW
that one bro who locked in but others didn't
1:48 PSA: 9mm is useless against armored suspects even if you use AP
1:52 average suspect on sins of the father
I swear those guys with no armour are the tankiest things in the game
Honestly this video as funny as it is is the painfully honest reason i stopped playing this game entirely
Me after reading an announcement in the Discord, but the game is uninstalled: 🤯
This is quite the opposite of slander. Shows true facts about the game
1:49 thats why sometimes i dont take SMG for the mission
the sanest los suenos neighbourhood :
don't even get me started on Brisa Cove and Cherry Farm; even before the 1.0 release those maps were hard as hell
ong
I'm so sad they removed the coffee thing from the full release.
on point =)))
also:
((update when))
hopefully this month
i hate the modio intergration
@@youngblood5434 tell me about it
As a shotgun enjoyer I can confirm........
I was holding a hallway and my friends turn around to look back at me to see a crackhead just standing next to me
You should only be able to S-rank Valley of the dolls if you kill everyone there, and i mean everyone. S-ranking it by not killing them should be disgraced. Im glad they put almost no cosmetics behind those missions so you dont have to replay them.
you forgot standard users waiting for content updates
Actually boggles the mind when you have an armed suspect that's been flashed or stingered, still holding a weapon and refusing commands. He doesn't drop his weapon, gets lit and I'M THE ONE getting minuses for unauthorised force?! Huh?!
Which is ironic considering irl you wouldn't
Glad to find a pepper spray enthusiast.
That's a remix of the soundtrack of Jackie Chans Armor of god 2 (mission condor) I think.
Oh yes, the singular methhead with a shiv taking down a bunch of heavily armred and armored SWAT operators in the span of 20 seconds.
Such fun.
Pepperspray users have always been chads since the SWAT4 era
1:48 POV: You use 9MM weapons
Meanwhile that one guy with a poor computer (read: composter) who paid for the suppertor edition:
Thank you for this great video.
ngl didnt realise this was uploaded a year ago, thought it was recent and didnt question it, thats not good
I can’t complete medal of valor bc valley suspects just kinda exist
So accurate
So funny
So my squad
Rifles ❌
Pepperspray ✅
Me who has a team with all heavy armor and ballistic masks along with LVAR
1:33 OMFG it's absolutely true..
The suspect obliterating me 350ms after my taser misses
How do I not even own RON and yet I get all of these
I never played this game but i seen that encountering Methheads is dead
And when u taze them for running, ur using excessive force 😂
This video is completely accurate.
this is gold
Holy shit is that clip of the wall bang from breaking bad? If so I’m def gon start watching that show holy shit I’ve only seen memes and maybe a couple of dope scenes but nothing that crazy
show is amazing you should definitely give it a watch
@@manlymanbutpure_375 just did finished 2 episodes and I’m hooked! Gonna love this…
@@angelveronica813 glad to hear that. I'm currently watching the second episode of season 5 and the show keeps getting better and better with every season
@@manlymanbutpure_375 just finished 1st fire 🔥 asf gonna love watching this throughout the week
This tickled me and I do average about 3 cups of coffee when I play ready or not 😂
In swat 4 i mamaged to beat the game with the elite force mod with a perfect score in all levels. To get that, you must never kill a suspect nor never get hit or never had a squadmate die. Ive used only lless llethall weapons and never headshots. I also read carefully the briefing and took special care with suspects with health conditions. I carefully planned the raid before every match and wxechuted with extreme vaution, using all the game mechanics avaliable and went room by room, door by door, with extreme precision cuz if I failed I had to restart all over again. Once I get a PC that is able to run ready or not I will play it the proper way
I wish you luck if you plan to attempt full non lethal on Vanilla RoN
THIS IS SO GOOD!
Pepperball gun best can't change my mind
This is brilliant lol
High quality sh*tpost 🗿
I swear to god if methheads irl were like the ones in game we all should do meth if we get that super power-
The methhead one killed me
It's kinda saddening because it's such a high potential game, I do still enjoy it but they haven't done the best imo
Why is this so true
Thx I’ll wait for it to go on sale.
devs making the game unplayable and not fun
VoD is the only place I bring high caliber. "Civilian" or not, there's only one place anyone is leaving, and it's in a fucking bodybag.
What movie is the "civilians actively helping suspects wallbang me"
Breaking Bad, I think.
Breaking bad, yeah
breaking bad, its a good series you should watch mate.
fixing good
I want to play the game but I've seen enough to find all of this true
hopefully next update coming out later this month addresses all these concerns we have with the game
1:51 Me with 8 different mags asking my teammates which round to use before breaching
So much to say how the devs has done a terrible job with the update situation and talking to the community, and all the fan boys that refuse to be a little bit of a critic. But the players like you make it up for it. Great memes haha
A TRUE MASTERPIECE
me: *shoots suspect in leg to disable*
(Confirm Dead Suspect):
Back 1 year later after 1.0 release to say that this is still 100% accurate
I feel I'm punching Armstrong in metal gear whenever I have to punch a methhead who has a knife
I’m confused, where was the slander? I only saw proven facts.
Mention CS gas in the next one, it's a such a nation tactic but works well for non lethal
Maybe next year when third one comes out
I helped work on this game
My condolences
You take more damage if you get stabbed rather than getting shot