Joke Weapon Demonstration: Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve SMG

Found by "Video Archive". Had to be re-re-re-uploaded due to quality issues

[@ravenfoxtails7153]

Imagine being spy, successfully backstabbing this sniper, and on respawn, he pulls this out

[@DumbassSince2015]

Oh fuck. Your screwed, arent ya?

[@mortimer2696]

Well and if you write ez and then trash in the chat he will pull this out and focus you

[@railworksamerica]

And he still does some interp lag hitbox bullshit to backstab you

[@maximus2463]

Profesionals have STANDARS . And Ultra Alpha valve SMG

[@sheikh_freddy]

Be a god be a cheater and have a plan to dominate the entire universe

[@Avithe2nd]

You turned a simple SMG into an OP minigun

[@ro_ck]

1:40 level one bone saw

[@latviaball2775]

So?

[@soulsaint999]

level one bone saw

[@aiyaia_]

level one bone saw

[@klm9440]

level 2 bonesaw

[@jorgetomas968]

*THE SMG IS A DEADLY LAZER*

[@justshimby8784]

2:19 the tryhards.

[@Kilam1972]

*N O F U N A L L O W E D*

[@silly_lil_guy]

Imagine having fun in a video game

[@alejoyugar]

2:19 sniper mains with Genuine Anger/Unusual Burning flames Anger be like

[@water_color]

How newbies think the SMG works

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

LAL

[@mechaniccccc]

1:54
We're going into hyperspace, hold your horses

[@sn1p1n]

This is what joze.gonzales.2007 thought the SMG could do.

[@MahasinHusseinPurni]

THAT GAME BECOMES TEAM FORTRESS 2 RELOADED!!

[@Ro_Yoshi]

Every cod kids thoughts when they equip the SMG

[@cinders5305]

*GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!*

[@EllyAnim1954]

*GOD(couldnt)SAVE THE QUEEN!!!*

[@srpedromiguel5632]

Rip queen

[@w.d.gaster1142]

Queen died L

[@railworksamerica]

September 8th, 2022

[@marcuscheng9413]

GOD SAVE The KING

[@SoldiesBC]

At that point it isnt shooting bullets, just a whole ass ray of decimation

[@JoeyGames123]

S= Super
M= Mini
G= Gun

[@montagnemain2758]

this is to op if the random crits were removed it would be fine

[@creeper_car]

When you are scout and you start killing snipers with scattergun on 2fort
That one sniper behind you :

[@sunsetscratch8378]

The true minigun

[@stevenveldad5802]

this is basically a ray gun

[@Engie_andSoldat]

Holy crap! It's the Spray SMG!

[@Chaderator]

This is a life of a smg sniper / what SMG snipers mains think they are

[@thedogmen.]

Pov: you just bought a gamepass at a roblox game

[@ishootwrongsantahelp4476]

Smg in 100x server be like

[@wally9540]

8 y.r.o f2ps when someone starts capping the intel

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

COD kids: I'll take your entire stock!!!

[@Kilam1972]

0:53 poor scout

[@AneezProto]

It is not smg,it is a laser cutter

[@BOT_CORP]

Thank God, it has random crits

[@PepperGhoster]

1:18 "Jarate!"

[@aidenshimizu62]

Imagine if this was a real weapon but only Gaben can use it or someone who buys it for one hundred thousand dollars

[@retardedwoman420]

The most powerful mini gun

[@dand7422]

i called it, water gun

[@Oneofmanywholovecontent226]

Cursed sniper’s revenge

[@Hyren_Seris2014]

how to solve the aimbot crisis in one easy step

[@Fantamaster5000]

dam that thompson is a killer

[@martinsimek7996]

It looks like water gun with crits

[@randomperson7435]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

[@caparcona69]

Snipers when they get dominated

[@MafiaBossu]

X1000 Smg be like

[@stahpexe2475]

It sounds like The Doom chainsaw

[@Fantamaster5000]

BUT THE STOCK AND FOREARM WERE TF IS IT

[@mortimer2696]

Vorobey be like 2:19

[@karnyamaw]

them gun now goes brrt so make a mod where you can spawn planes and well yknow use that and the rocket launchers as weapons

[@redactedgamer1975]

Aka laza gun.

[@Bixen_Bings]

×1000 servers be like:

[@xx_thecoolguygaming_xx5040]

Is this allowed

[@IPA2APK_Cheats]

My I want this you should tell us how to get them as well!

[@smashflame2136]

One of every weapon, stranged, all with at least 10,000 kills on them

[@Kieran5]

You can't get them, it's a joke weapon, you moron.

[@RevsPrimordial]

Weapon index #? this looks too damn fun

[@steelingcable6350]

Is this the cut Super SMG?

[@eliascabrera1610]

2:21

[@jayannepinzon6671]

P90X be like

[@jayannepinzon6671]

I mean P90

[@Kieran5]

*A 12 year old CoD kid's dream*

[@hypno1970]

That is actually just a spray...and the other team are bugs

[@TheGuyWhoWasAwsome]

Hmmm This SMG Is Totally Infinite Ammo

[@Nakana.]

yes

[@spaghettisaint8787]

water hose

[@rayyanrizkinpov5617]

SMG Gmod

[@bartuber41]

are you a valve employee

[@noraariesha01]

the ammo is infinite

[@colebee2242]

Imagine trying to snipers if these were they’re msg lol

[@colebee2242]

I mean smg

[@Kilam1972]

you can edit your comments you know

[@colebee2242]

i dont know how im dumb

[@nintus1970]

Da choppa

[@sunpun4016]

Laser SMG

[@AnderJaxi]

Sprayer

[@Realproturkishpro]

1000x server lol

[@Thai_ha19xx]

x999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@nonedibledonut]

this weapon suck it has no random crit :(

[@ductoannguyen7595]

It does

[@nonedibledonut]

@@ductoannguyen7595 BBQ bacon burger

[@theengineerwouldrathernotb2648]

First

[@bromomento5913]

No body care you dumb shit kid

[@ericstrunk4082]

Unstable _Man thank you

[@thestealer63214]

I hear a blue shell.

[@ninaroop-hoffman5955]

First

[@sethfirdhaus4916]

Fuck off nobody asked

[@user-bluespyalt]

Music name playing with danger remix

[@hypno1970]

That is actually just a spray...and the other team are bugs