🟢Fall Asleep to Ricky Gervais Steven Merchant And Karl Pilkington XFM Show Series 2 Episodes 13-16

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  • @messerryan93
    @messerryan93 2 роки тому +41

    Hard to fall asleep when I keep bursting out laughing 🤣

  • @cracoviateam
    @cracoviateam 2 роки тому +10

    National Leg Joint Weapons
    Brit Knee Spears

    • @karlrickysteve7163
      @karlrickysteve7163 2 роки тому +2

      hahaha KARL

    • @jamesgoddard9455
      @jamesgoddard9455 2 місяці тому

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  • @vtrico10
    @vtrico10 3 роки тому +72

    Karl is the wisest out of the lot of them.

    • @PeteNThat
      @PeteNThat 3 роки тому +13

      I hope you're joking, for your sake.

    • @vtrico10
      @vtrico10 3 роки тому +33

      @@PeteNThat I'm not. Ricky and Steve are such arrogant science loving atheists they love medicine and technology with no thought for their downsides. Karl, though is not overtly religious, is a simple man and often , though not in a well formulated way, counters Ricky and Steve successfully (in my view).

    • @benkelly6219
      @benkelly6219 3 роки тому +21

      @@vtrico10 Great theory but in practice he still has a head like a fucking orange

    • @joshhart4801
      @joshhart4801 3 роки тому +8

      @@vtrico10 😂

    • @DANDLERR
      @DANDLERR 3 роки тому +3

      @@benkelly6219 well said mate

  • @trnod
    @trnod Рік тому +9

    Would love a show with just Karl and Stephen..

  • @robertsmith3672
    @robertsmith3672 2 роки тому +3

    There is a very good garden centre a stone throws from where Steve lives

  • @Danster547
    @Danster547 Рік тому +3

    Prizes? Screw those that are less fortunate…
    Funnest thing Steve ever said

  • @MR-mc6rj
    @MR-mc6rj Рік тому +22

    Ricky " I bet the old people in the home love you Karl " Steve " Yeah, especially the senile ones " Genius. Merchant doesn't get nearly enough credit.

  • @giffgaffnettwork5626
    @giffgaffnettwork5626 2 роки тому +7

    "Headmaster getting his old mam into an old peoples home for free" Priceless, educating Ricky from Karl with his perfect nails 👋 as a schoolboy waiter

  • @lornabrandt4983
    @lornabrandt4983 2 роки тому +6

    All the lads are brilliant I love Ricky's laugh

  • @PeachTristan
    @PeachTristan Рік тому +8

    Ricky and Steve's fake facts are so much worse than Karl's! Pilko just has a good knack for telling silly stories

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 Рік тому +1

      Fake facts?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @PeachTristan
      @PeachTristan Рік тому +1

      @@tyroon81 the crabs with the cameras in their heads and the body builder's kid who breaks out of the mum's stomach 😆

    • @leebow7357
      @leebow7357 Рік тому +2

      ​@@PeachTristankid didn't break out the stomach it forced its way out the usual way fake fact

  • @bojoblue
    @bojoblue Рік тому +2

    Why would anyone sleep through this legendary trio?

    • @georginablackwell7122
      @georginablackwell7122 Рік тому +8

      Because once you’ve heard it over 100 times it becomes the perfect comfort ❤

    • @420Boy
      @420Boy Рік тому

      ​@@georginablackwell7122❤

  • @adam.r.parsons
    @adam.r.parsons Рік тому +2

    Right. And… what happened then, then?

  • @CJ-sw8lc
    @CJ-sw8lc 2 роки тому +16

    Ricky presupposing naturalism, and drawing all his conclusions accordingly, again! (... but... gotta have y'critics...)

    • @victorymansions
      @victorymansions 2 роки тому +3

      All you had to do, was follow the damn train...

    • @CJ-sw8lc
      @CJ-sw8lc 2 роки тому +2

      @@victorymansions I had to Google it, but amazing reference!! I had no idea

    • @tobycoxon8138
      @tobycoxon8138 Рік тому

      C S Lewis would have a field day

  • @ianinkster2261
    @ianinkster2261 2 роки тому +3

    The eternal polyphony of Britannic Civilisation.

  • @joedent3323
    @joedent3323 Рік тому +1

    2:04:40

  • @Nytephyre
    @Nytephyre Рік тому

    Terrible to sleep to. Don’t recommend. Ricky’s laugh will wake you up. Love the show though.

  • @rlark76
    @rlark76 Рік тому +1

    I do not understand the "Hattidude" joke??? Can someone explain it to me?

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 роки тому +2

    Did it say that Karl?
    Did it?
    Yep.
    Did it say that Karl?
    Yeah it did say that.
    Did it Karl?
    Yep.
    Did it?
    Did it Karl?
    Ok NO it didn't!!
    I'm talking shite as usual and making it up as I go along.
    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😁

  • @tommyhansen7600
    @tommyhansen7600 11 місяців тому

    theyve started removing old qi episodes ;( and because of that UA-cam recommends others British comedies to fall asleep listening but i just can't listen to this

  • @christopherjohnkirkman6485
    @christopherjohnkirkman6485 2 роки тому +6

    Steve merchant

  • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
    @PetroicaRodinogaster264 11 місяців тому

    I have listened to everything they have done. Seen all the tv shows movies and spinoffs by all of them …so you can say I am a fan…but truthfully now I am over it. this is just annoying .

  • @jamesguffogg7119
    @jamesguffogg7119 Рік тому

    716...

  • @leightonrud66
    @leightonrud66 2 роки тому +5

    Yeah Ricky London is so amazing... Not.
    Moped thieves, cramped, high knife crime, brilliant. Loves to mock everyone but himself.
    Love banter but Ricky can't handle it, ste and Karl can however

    • @Venenata
      @Venenata Рік тому +6

      this is from the early 2000's before London was invaded by immigrants or well the beginning of it anyway 30 years ago London was Amazing 20 years it started to fall

    • @johnquirk9500
      @johnquirk9500 Рік тому +4

      Nobhead.

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 Рік тому +1

      This was before the immigrants

    • @neilbrucker5985
      @neilbrucker5985 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Venenatat is the same thing the older people were saying when your generation was growing up. The whole world is going to shit, let's not just blame immigrants, I'm well sure you know more English folks who have got in trouble than those from a different country.

    • @Venenata
      @Venenata 11 місяців тому

      @@neilbrucker5985 read the news at all? fool

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 Рік тому +1

    19:36 Why didn’t she put her hand in her pocket and pay someone to give Karl a proper haircut??
    Why embarrass your own son just to save £2?

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 Рік тому +6

      The answer lies in your question:
      It was just to save 2 quid.

    • @1980HiphopFunk
      @1980HiphopFunk Рік тому +3

      2 pounds. Not just 2 pounds.
      If your poor ... Everything helps.
      Can only spend it once .

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 Рік тому +2

      My mum used to cut my hair as a kid too. Some people are poor, welcome to the real world.