Takes me waay longer. If I stop after the stream stops, I'll still feel that I need to pee.. There's always at least 4-6 squirts lined up after the initial stream. And it can take a long time to get the last ones out. Why am I sharing this?
I mean you say that as if humans didn't get together and said "hold on, do you notice that you never see your neighbor bring their groceries?" This is like the scientific equivalent.
The numbers are in the video, it'd be possible to calculate how accurate that is... Ah, what the hell, I'm bored. I may as well do it. 42 gallons (assuming US customary and not British Imperial) is approximately 160 L, assuming piss has a similar density to water that's 160 kg, and accelerated by gravity that's about 1570 N. A quick search tells me the diameter of an elephant's pisshole is 5 cm, so an area of about 19.6 cm^2 or under 0.002 m^2. That gives a pressure of roughly 800 kPa (116 psi), which is an order of magnitude less than a pressure washer. According to Wikipedia, it's is equivalent to the vapor pressure of water in a kernel of popcorn when the kernel ruptures. Or for something that's perhaps easier to visualise, it's about 2.5 times the water pressure of a garden hose (~300 kPa or ~50 psi).
@@lbell1703 He meant to say that at the end of the video the camera would focus on the guys pants which are soaking wet. Implying that he was peeing through the video (21 seconds roughly) to prove his point
Dude, please see a doctor, that doesn’t sound healthy. Speaking as someone who does have bowel issues and can see a pattern. It’s embarrassing to bring up, but incontinence issues are VERY, very common, and women experience these issues in greater number, especially post-birth.
One of my dogs regularly pisses anywhere from a minute to two minutes and so do I. I’ve never bought the claim this video makes as I’ve heard it before and it never holds up to my real life experiences with animals/humans
@@beefbeef5342 I just got up and peed for about 4 minutes straight. Hydrated very very well last night but then just went straight to bed. Huge mistake.
I used to be scared of public bathrooms, so I'd pee in the morning and then not at all at school and wait till I got back home later. Definitely went over 21sec 😂
@@elliot20201 Bruh I used to be scared of public bathrooms too, the ones that have a main door that closes I was scared of the fire alarm going off while I was in the bathroom 🤣
That's because while you're holding it in the urine is recycling back through the kidneys that's why eventually you could get a kidney infection. Do this over a long period of time when you're older you'll end up with messed up kidneys and leak I know because I've been through it having a job that prevents you from going to the bathroom when you need to for 10 years. Now sometimes the urge is uncontrollable or I go more often than normal.
I actually heard a lecture from the guy who did the research, Dr. Hu at Georgia Tech! Essentially he was inspired when his baby son peed in his face and he was so frustrated that he just counted how long it took. And then he sent his lab students to the zoo to time animal urination times Fun stuff, cool professor!
I got in trouble one time for taking a 15 minute dump at work... I was timing myself but my supervisor escalated it by saying I took 30 minutes to an hour every bathroom break. The supervisor got people hired then waited until they had enough "cause" to terminate solely to get the 300$ commission that the company pays people for acting as a hiring agent. People were worth 300$ to this person.
@@MatthewTheWanderer also exceptions just like when you hold your pee because you are busy , basically it's an exception all the time except when it's 21 seconds
@@thechumbucket8986So if we add up all the different pees, it will come to 21 seconds? And how do they know they are finished and not saving even more for later?
I had no idea people found this uncommon. I’ve had two Siberian/German Husky mixes over the years and they both took at minimum 10 seconds. The more recent one could take 30+ if he’d been holding it in a long while
Timing how long it takes to warm your wetsuit. Vs how that takes to cool... Observe your diving buddy to see if they react to the warm patch they're swimming through
That whole analogy and explanation is bogus. A bladder has muscles that *force* urine out. There's no "gravity feed" 🤦♂️ Going to block this channel now. If they will make this up, the rest is useless too 🤷♂️
The whole analogy with gravity is *completely* wrong 🙄 The bladder has muscles that *force* it out, there's no gravity feed about it... Blocking this channel now because if they will make this up, the rest is useless too. 🤷♂️
Bless any UA-camr who doesn’t rely on ridiculous and obvious spelling and punctuation mistakes in his captions to trick people into commenting. A breath of fresh air when it happens.
@deadchannel7895no he meant the ones that were obviously on purpose, there are some who pronounce words incorrectly as well to get those comments and farm engagement. On principle alone I will never follow anyone who intentionally mispronounces or intentionally misspells things.
I've honestly just noticed more mispelling in general on the internet. Like especially in comments. I don't care to correct people but it's really weird.
My urination often takes longer than 21 seconds, had it happen for probably over a minute also, whilst it wasn't a consistent flow, it was still one time. Do you think I should get that checked out?
@@sneakingcian7393If you feel like it’s a real issue then don’t wait around. It’s better if you check and there’s nothing than to not check and there be something
Did you just have sex? Were you recovering from a UTI? Were you excessively dehydrated? There are various conditions that can cause excessive pee to happen. If it was a one-time thing, I think you should be okay. Enlarged prostate and prostate cancer are usually diagnosed in older males. If it continues to happen, definitely get it checked out.
At summer camp as a kid, I went horseback riding with a group of people. As soon as I got on my horse, it started peeing. The rest of the group had already started going down the trail, but my horse wouldn't move until it stopped peeing like 2 minutes later (or at least it seemed that long). That's all. I just wanted to share that story.
The first time I listen to this. My stupid brain think he told me that mammals take 21 sec to pee means they drink water and take 21 sec to start peeing. 😂😂😂
Shakespeare coined a bunch of terms in English, one of which was the duration it took to urinate. The term was the "pissingwhile". But somehow the term never caught on. I say we bring this term back and define it as 21 seconds.
@@MatthewTheWanderer The Two Gentlemen of Verona, fourth act. He spelled it "pyssyngwhyle". Modern commentaries and notes on the play spell it using the letter 'i' rather than 'y'.
@@Berkana Fascinating! I've never read that one (I've only ever read the ones they made us read in high school English class). I wasn't actually expecting anyone to know the exact answer like that, so thank you!
"somehow" Really? Are we going to act like that's a pretty word or something? 😂 Not saying I wouldn't use it. I can just see why it didn't catch on lmao
I was stuck behind an old guy for 5 minutes the other day at the urinal... towards the end I was just impressed and I could hear that there was some flow the entire time.
Sober vsauce doesnt exist, he cant hurt you
Sober vsauce:
Bro what TIL vsauce wasn't sober and sauced the entire time
What?
facts
what is the story behind the name "vsauce"? its a strange name for someone who does science content
@@harouin9263 he is made of vsauce
❎ Law of urination
✅ Golden Rule
Jarate
-Sniper
i would reply "chef's kiss" but that might come across the wrong way 😏
fans of The Forgotten City must be really confused
@@diffdimgamerseven9986 man the reason the sniper uses is it is still goofy as hell
Golden Shower Rule 💯
When you've got an enlarged prostate, 21 seconds turns into 21 minutes
So that is what is going on
Someone I knew had that so I can confirm that is what happens. If it happens to you, go to the doctor immediately
@@Ratrazor or pelvic floor dysfunction which nobody ever mentions
For me it's like a minute I didn't even know this fact..
TMI !
This man made hundreds and thousands of people time themselves peeing. That is power you cannot buy
Takes me waay longer. If I stop after the stream stops, I'll still feel that I need to pee.. There's always at least 4-6 squirts lined up after the initial stream. And it can take a long time to get the last ones out.
Why am I sharing this?
They actually bought that information.
@@VikingTeddysomething that never gets talked about is so fun to hear for the first time 😂
@@VikingTeddy lmao
Guess its isnt personal @@VikingTeddy
Elephants dumping 42 gallons of piss in 21 seconds is crazy
Dude got a hose so it is going faster
Forbidden shower 💀
I thought Africa need water? 🤔
What?? @@littleboss2006
@@littleboss2006bro they got chocolate water
I have a great understanding of "Piss like a race horse"
Volume / Litres per min ?
@@Mike0 about 1.5 litres a minute, or 0.5 litre per 20 seconds.
It sounds like you turned on a garden hose when a horse pees.
"It's comin' outta me like a yella cable"
I run and pee at the same time, just like a race horse
urination duration would be a killer band name
golden rule would be amazing too and no one would understand unless the band explains
@@aresjupiter847 but the phrase "golden rule" already exists and used frequently, ofcourse it doesn't refer to this "golden rule"
Golden shower?🙊
I'm the pinical of mammal evolution then. My record is 140 seconds
Nice.
What 😂
Yes, yes, "pinical". Indeed.
You mean *pinnacle
Pinnacle*? I’ve beaten that record btw
You are telling me a bunch of scientists put their heads together and were like: “Yo wait, urination duration”
VernNation Urination Duration
Durination
Urination Duration during an Emergency Defecation Situation
I mean you say that as if humans didn't get together and said "hold on, do you notice that you never see your neighbor bring their groceries?" This is like the scientific equivalent.
I mean to be fair sometimes you and your homies get bored ya know😂
"All mammals pee in 21 seconds"
The girl in the stall next to me:
hot
@@JinnaiT???
@@JinnaiT 😭 what.
i want each and everyone of the 100 people that liked this to explain
@@DarkIzoa lot of girls stay in the bathroom for several minutes even when they're not home
Me:
pees fast at average *_10 seconds_*
Ditto
Bro same like what
Ya'll time it, keep the data, and run statistical analytics on your pee time? Okayyyyyh
That pun in the end was just golden.
22 seconds to pee, 22 minutes to get it started in a public restroom
AMEN TO THAT MY DUDE 😭🙌
not me but on the road yeah. but you go inside into garden that's not a problem.
your place has the worst bathrooms lo.
Someone might have benign prostatic hyperplasia… or anxiety disorder 😅
man you live in tribes or something. in most places even in india the public restrooms are clean.
Damn, an Elephant must piss like a pressure washer
Seen one at the zoo when I was a kid. It was like a fire hose between its legs.
It's more like a broken gutter. The gates open and a torrential river of piss just splashes to the ground.
The numbers are in the video, it'd be possible to calculate how accurate that is... Ah, what the hell, I'm bored. I may as well do it.
42 gallons (assuming US customary and not British Imperial) is approximately 160 L, assuming piss has a similar density to water that's 160 kg, and accelerated by gravity that's about 1570 N.
A quick search tells me the diameter of an elephant's pisshole is 5 cm, so an area of about 19.6 cm^2 or under 0.002 m^2.
That gives a pressure of roughly 800 kPa (116 psi), which is an order of magnitude less than a pressure washer. According to Wikipedia, it's is equivalent to the vapor pressure of water in a kernel of popcorn when the kernel ruptures. Or for something that's perhaps easier to visualise, it's about 2.5 times the water pressure of a garden hose (~300 kPa or ~50 psi).
@@ValeBridges that was actually interesting to read
If you ever see it at a zoo, it's definitely impressive! Straight up a fire hose.
If Vsauce was human
I was peeing while watching this, was like 5 seconds
Golden rule ... I see what you did there ...
*takes a gulp of possum piss*
I stink, I need to take a golden shower.
@@tubax926 Only a question of time until someone had to make _that_ joke.
@@lonestarr1490 yes exactly that's why I took the chance to be first.
@@tubax926a quick 21 second shower
"All mammals pee in 21 seconds"
My prostate: "we shall see about that in a few years"
"Prank him John!"
HAaaa no joke
I must have done something wrong. I got 17 seconds ⚠️🤔⚠️.
LOL 😂😂😂 that me ! LOL 😂
21 seconds to start.
"Urination Duration"
I know what I'm naming my band.
Time - constant
Volume- variable
*Timer hits 21 seconds, camera pans down to his soaking wet pants*
"See?"
Hahhaha
whY
@@lbell1703 He meant to say that at the end of the video the camera would focus on the guys pants which are soaking wet. Implying that he was peeing through the video (21 seconds roughly) to prove his point
@@Goyam0_0 ? I never said I didn't understand bro.
@@Goyam0_0 they said "why" not "what"
I've taken enough 2 minute pees to know that the average would be 15 seconds without me.
yeah I've never managed it in 15 seconds. Not even when I was 7 years old.
same
Dude, please see a doctor, that doesn’t sound healthy. Speaking as someone who does have bowel issues and can see a pattern. It’s embarrassing to bring up, but incontinence issues are VERY, very common, and women experience these issues in greater number, especially post-birth.
Amateur, I’ve topped out at 3 and a half minutes
We have found the outlier
This is 100% something VSauce would post
Bro you won me with this short! Nice info!
I've never seen a dog pee longer than 4 seconds.
Usually my dog takes a short amount of time to pee in order to save it for the next spot since they enjoy claiming more spots as territory.
One of my dogs regularly pisses anywhere from a minute to two minutes and so do I. I’ve never bought the claim this video makes as I’ve heard it before and it never holds up to my real life experiences with animals/humans
@@beefbeef5342 I just got up and peed for about 4 minutes straight. Hydrated very very well last night but then just went straight to bed. Huge mistake.
Same. Mine takes about 3-5 sec.
I have. I think the short duration pees are marking behavior.
"This can't be true, lemme try it"
_21 seconds later_
*"NO WAY!"*
Did you pee while watching !
Cool let me try!
*51 seconds*
.... I'm sure I don't need to worry about that
Urine denial.
little bit tmi but same, funny thing is I didn't even know I had to go until I stumbled across this video.
@@volkano6991man just pissed in his britches
The New Vsauce paradigm:
- Chaotic Neutral > Vsauce
- Neutral Neutral > Besmart
- Chaotic Evil > fleshsimulator
Me going to the bathroom with a stopwatch:
My girlfriend: Baby it's 43 secs..
Me: ....
The first law of urinary dynamics: The urge to pee is inversely proportional to the distance you are from the bathroom.
Urodynamics*
quantum uranics
How about the 2nd law of *urodynamics:
In an isolated swimming pool, Entro-pee can only increase.
@@SazzleCam woah 💀
...and if you're cold and can't find the keys to your house 😂
Once you're 7 beers deep it becomes 21 minutes
So true
7 beers is wild 😵
In an 21 second interval
@@zetas2968in US beers are 5% shits like water u get full before u get drunk
@@CN86443 yeah in poland most are 5% as well but after 3 beers we just usually move on to shots 😆
That pun at the end physically hurt. Well done.
So you're telling me dinosaurs could pee like a water cannon
That takes golden rule to a whole new meaning
Yellow-ish rule
Shower rule
That was the joke, yes
He made that joke in the video
This is the comment I was looking for.
I had to hold it through an 80 minute lecture the other day. Afterwards I timed my pee and it was a full 75 seconds
That's me every morning of my life.
I used to be scared of public bathrooms, so I'd pee in the morning and then not at all at school and wait till I got back home later. Definitely went over 21sec 😂
Proud of you for that 😁👏
@@elliot20201 Bruh I used to be scared of public bathrooms too, the ones that have a main door that closes
I was scared of the fire alarm going off while I was in the bathroom 🤣
That's because while you're holding it in the urine is recycling back through the kidneys that's why eventually you could get a kidney infection. Do this over a long period of time when you're older you'll end up with messed up kidneys and leak I know because I've been through it having a job that prevents you from going to the bathroom when you need to for 10 years. Now sometimes the urge is uncontrollable or I go more often than normal.
Always happy to see one of your video! Keep going please, you're doing great!
That's 21 seconds I'll never get back 😂
Imagine being the guy that found this out. Everyone else is like 'What do you do in your free time'.
Idk he seems like a funny guy to me
I remember coming across this about 10 years ago. Spent a good week timing myself.
Every scientist ever tbh
I actually heard a lecture from the guy who did the research, Dr. Hu at Georgia Tech! Essentially he was inspired when his baby son peed in his face and he was so frustrated that he just counted how long it took. And then he sent his lab students to the zoo to time animal urination times
Fun stuff, cool professor!
People who ask "What do you do in your free time": Watching UA-cam videos about people who actually do things in their free time
Would’ve been great if this video was 21 seconds long
then you could use it as a timer, like those songs that teach kids when to switch when brushing teeth
This is the video of yours that got me to subscribe. Great work
that last pun... subbed
"Okay guys, today were gonna watch a bunch of different animals take a piss."
"For research?"
"...yeah... we'll... time it."
Yep I'm not sure how they got the university to approve this study
😂
@@ashleyjaytanna1953😂 The university got an NIH Grant. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Uh professor what are you doing???
I'm researching, get out!!
My boss studying this video waiting for me to come back from break
Lmao
😂 better make it happen quick! 😂
😂
I got in trouble one time for taking a 15 minute dump at work... I was timing myself but my supervisor escalated it by saying I took 30 minutes to an hour every bathroom break. The supervisor got people hired then waited until they had enough "cause" to terminate solely to get the 300$ commission that the company pays people for acting as a hiring agent. People were worth 300$ to this person.
Ganna test this rn 🙏
I love this man
I don’t care what anyone else says I have definitely pissed for minimum 50 seconds
Fr, I feel like I average like 30-40s, but I have noticed I pee a lot less than most people but still drink copious amounts of liquids
@@ApostateAlloy…maybe you should both mention that next time you’re at the doctor.
@@nicklas7377 I don't think having a larger than average bladder is a medical condition I need to worry about lol
@@nicklas7377 no bro it’s definitely normal. And there is no way a random ass doctor will know about “The Law of Urination”
I just timed mine it took 54 seconds
That "urine need" pun was number 1 in my book
I did a small number one myself laughing at it😅😂
You might like the play called "urinetown"
Need for s-peed
Why is it Dads piss for at least 1 minute?
The last pun was good!
One last short before bed.
The Short:
the bed: 💦
(i have nocturnal enuresis and other IC issues so its fitting) 😂
@@JustKelsey I have no idea what that is so I'm just gonna assume it has something to do with pissing in the bed
@@NothingMeansNothingButNothing yup, its the medical term for it
At least no one literally died on screen in a graphic car crash or something like that.
Last one before getting up for me. 😅
No way my dog pees for ~20 secs.
He is done with his business quicker than the stranger he pees on realizes. 😂😂😂
That's because dogs (mostly male) don't empty their bladder fully and distribute their urine at different locations
He's not urinating when he does that, he's spraying to mark his scent.
@@QuincyJones420 thanks didn't think of it that way
@@pkk639 so that means all the people he peed on are his territory now. That's epic 😂😂😂
@@QuincyJones420 My dogs will save theirs, and get caught in an endless loop of peeing over each other's markings until somebody runs out 😂
it takes me 2 hours to pee, checkmate scientists
I didn't expect it, but this short really tinkled my fancy.
Bro you aint ever seen me piss in the morning. Lasts forever.
Same it takes a long time
That is en execption because your body holds the pee in for a long time when you are sleeping
@@ryder98307 I'll piss like that several times in the middle of the night, too, though, so what then?
@@MatthewTheWanderer also exceptions just like when you hold your pee because you are busy , basically it's an exception all the time except when it's 21 seconds
Welcome to old age and prostate annoyances.
I have literally never seen a dog come CLOSE to 20 seconds of peeing lol
they usually don't wait until their bladder is all the way full, but instead they pee as often as possible to mark scent
Give him some privacy 😮
@@thechumbucket8986So if we add up all the different pees, it will come to 21 seconds? And how do they know they are finished and not saving even more for later?
my dog always took a while
I had no idea people found this uncommon. I’ve had two Siberian/German Husky mixes over the years and they both took at minimum 10 seconds. The more recent one could take 30+ if he’d been holding it in a long while
@0:20 "golden rule" I see what you did there 😂
I learned this running back to video game consoles in the living room as they load when I was younger
"Dude, check out how hard I can pee." - Elephants.
An elephant pisses out 42 gallons in 21 seconds. That thing is a pressure washer
actually i've seen an elephant peeing in a zoo, it IS a pressure washer
Imagine if the elephant doesn't like you and aims it at you.
Why would that happen? @@sexygeek8996
Urination domination.
When measuring the time for dogs, you have to take the time it takes them to pick a spoot into consideration and then it is much much longer
This dude is a discount Bill Hader😂😂😂
"you've experienced this first hand when you dive underwater"
what the hell do you think I'm doing lol
I don't think he meant peeing underwater lol
Timing how long it takes to warm your wetsuit. Vs how that takes to cool...
Observe your diving buddy to see if they react to the warm patch they're swimming through
Used to be a diver so during that part it felt like a personal conversation I was having lol
That whole analogy and explanation is bogus.
A bladder has muscles that *force* urine out. There's no "gravity feed" 🤦♂️
Going to block this channel now. If they will make this up, the rest is useless too 🤷♂️
The whole analogy with gravity is *completely* wrong 🙄
The bladder has muscles that *force* it out, there's no gravity feed about it...
Blocking this channel now because if they will make this up, the rest is useless too. 🤷♂️
He looks like both of the Hank brothers mixed perfectly together
This comment got me fucked up. I can never unsee it now.
you mean Green brothers?
Half of the times his videos get recommended to me I think he's Hank at first lol
@@barbarusbloodshed6347
Nope.
John Hank and Hank Hank.
(Just joking)
Love to learn this in our upcoming physics class
Thanks for the knowledge Johnny Knoxville
Unless you need to get back to your game. Then you pee faster than the speed of light 😂
and it hurts so good 😂
It's an illusion, it's ALWAYS 21 seconds ;)
@1yoan3 you must be real fun at parties
Don't force those muscles
Just wear a diaper
It’s criminal that this is the first short I see when I need to pee on a roadtrip
E
Where are you going
Did you get to a bathroom soon?
I found this video so exciting, I peed my pants.
It's nice to see Norman Osborn making UA-cam skits in his spare time...
Bless any UA-camr who doesn’t rely on ridiculous and obvious spelling and punctuation mistakes in his captions to trick people into commenting. A breath of fresh air when it happens.
@iytdominotik oh i thought they just used ai or a crappy algorithm to caption their vids for them
Please explain, i didnt spot any errors in this guys captions
He's complimenting this yter for not doing that@@b_cake109
@deadchannel7895no he meant the ones that were obviously on purpose, there are some who pronounce words incorrectly as well to get those comments and farm engagement. On principle alone I will never follow anyone who intentionally mispronounces or intentionally misspells things.
I've honestly just noticed more mispelling in general on the internet. Like especially in comments. I don't care to correct people but it's really weird.
The Law of Urination: DON’T PEE ON AN ELECTRIC FENCE!! ⚡️⚡️
Ah, man. I was really looking forward to climbing on top of one to do that. (I'm joking.)
Is that the law or first rule? Second rule is don't eat the yellow snow.
Ren & Stimpy even had the at home board game version of that.
Instructions unclear, peed on poison ivy instead.
Extra points for the Dad Joke!
You know It's 2 am when shorts like this show up.
This guy is not just a genius, he’s a true whiz kid!
im pretty sure the latter is a lower position of honor 💀
😂
And then there's me, always having to wait a couple of minutes after the first stream, for my bladder to decide to send out the remaining 10%.
Oh bro, that's too bad.
heh. It's usually the other way around for me. It takes me a couple minutes after the first 10% for my bladder to let the 90% leave.
I know the feeling.
If you are sitting on the toilet, try leaning forward. It can help compress the bladder, but do not do it if you are feeling any pain
@@clairer342 you're putting pressure on your bladder while increasing resistance for it to get out ... not a good idea
Might only take you 20 seconds to pee, but they ain’t seen my daily morning pee apparently 😂
If Dexter wasn't a psycho, but still took up an interest in science:
When my duration went up to 45 seconds and more, I got checked out by a urologist. Yep, enlarged prostate.
My urination often takes longer than 21 seconds, had it happen for probably over a minute also, whilst it wasn't a consistent flow, it was still one time. Do you think I should get that checked out?
@@sneakingcian7393definitely man, enlarges prostates are very common in men
If you can’t pee all at once then you should probably get it looked at, to my knowledge that’s not normal.
@@sneakingcian7393If you feel like it’s a real issue then don’t wait around. It’s better if you check and there’s nothing than to not check and there be something
Did you just have sex? Were you recovering from a UTI? Were you excessively dehydrated? There are various conditions that can cause excessive pee to happen. If it was a one-time thing, I think you should be okay. Enlarged prostate and prostate cancer are usually diagnosed in older males. If it continues to happen, definitely get it checked out.
Why do you look like mr incredible’s boss
LMFAOO
🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you didn't have to do bro like that
incredible gassy
I just love this 😂
I appreciate all the puns. They went from kinda witty to laffy taffy and 2nd grade lunchroom quality
The best pun in this Short was calling it the golden rule
Bro idk sometimes i go for like a solid 50 seconds without breaking the stream😂
You might have a problem bro. Maybe something with your kidneys or prostate?
You're my antihero, I'm like 5s and done
Yeah I think you guys are dehydrated, 1 minute pee here
@@ohhellnooooo8233 no i think your the odd one out here. 1 minute seems kinda long bro
My record without breaking stream is 1:15
"golden rule" LMFAOOOO
Literally watching this on my bathroom break at work
Well, FINALLY I have something to bring up at my next corporate cocktail party!!!😂
Netflix didn't win the streaming wars, the African elephant did
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thumbnail did him dirty
I never knew I needed to know this.
At summer camp as a kid, I went horseback riding with a group of people. As soon as I got on my horse, it started peeing. The rest of the group had already started going down the trail, but my horse wouldn't move until it stopped peeing like 2 minutes later (or at least it seemed that long).
That's all. I just wanted to share that story.
Wanna know what I read at first?
"As soon as I got on my horse, _I_ started peeing."
And all I thought was, "You sicko!"
Thanks for sharing.
Love the randomness.
@@lonestarr1490😂 his horsey wont love him after that one
Poor horse 😂
@@Goejii Pour horse
Me: I have to pee
Brain: One more short
UA-cam:
Thumbs up much deserved
Great video in so many geeky ways!
The first time I listen to this.
My stupid brain think he told me that mammals take 21 sec to pee means they drink water and take 21 sec to start peeing. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You must have been thinking of beer not water.
😂
@@dont4get2Bawesomeor some espresso, I once had 3 cups of coffee and pissed 6 times in 1 hours.
“One last short before bed”
The short:
That makes the song 21 Seconds by So Solid Crew the best track to empty your bladder to.
I liked this video just because of the way he delivered the pun at the end
Matpat didnt quit… he made this channel and aged 10 years…
Shakespeare coined a bunch of terms in English, one of which was the duration it took to urinate. The term was the "pissingwhile". But somehow the term never caught on.
I say we bring this term back and define it as 21 seconds.
Which play was that word used in, lol?
@@MatthewTheWanderer The Two Gentlemen of Verona, fourth act. He spelled it "pyssyngwhyle". Modern commentaries and notes on the play spell it using the letter 'i' rather than 'y'.
@@Berkana Fascinating! I've never read that one (I've only ever read the ones they made us read in high school English class). I wasn't actually expecting anyone to know the exact answer like that, so thank you!
"somehow" Really? Are we going to act like that's a pretty word or something? 😂 Not saying I wouldn't use it. I can just see why it didn't catch on lmao
"ey, give me a minute to finish this task!"
"you're lucky today, you get three pissingwhiles!"
"wha...what? 😮"
This guy is like John Green and VSauce fusion-danced into John Sauce
I was stuck behind an old guy for 5 minutes the other day at the urinal... towards the end I was just impressed and I could hear that there was some flow the entire time.