The Law of Urination

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  • @beefdude9851
    @beefdude9851 4 місяці тому +48133

    Sober vsauce doesnt exist, he cant hurt you
    Sober vsauce:

    • @Ug0tmi1k
      @Ug0tmi1k 4 місяці тому +626

      Bro what TIL vsauce wasn't sober and sauced the entire time

    • @WR3NC5
      @WR3NC5 4 місяці тому +82

      What?

    • @Burg7.
      @Burg7. 4 місяці тому +33

      facts

    • @harouin9263
      @harouin9263 4 місяці тому +122

      what is the story behind the name "vsauce"? its a strange name for someone who does science content

    • @lunanovaa_
      @lunanovaa_ 4 місяці тому +375

      ​@@harouin9263 he is made of vsauce

  • @NaofumiSama
    @NaofumiSama 4 місяці тому +25705

    ❎ Law of urination
    ✅ Golden Rule

    • @diffdimgamerseven9986
      @diffdimgamerseven9986 4 місяці тому +197

      Jarate
      -Sniper

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 4 місяці тому +244

      i would reply "chef's kiss" but that might come across the wrong way 😏

    • @AiR1DaN
      @AiR1DaN 4 місяці тому +27

      fans of The Forgotten City must be really confused

    • @kenyon7619
      @kenyon7619 4 місяці тому +17

      ​@@diffdimgamerseven9986 man the reason the sniper uses is it is still goofy as hell

    • @knocknockify
      @knocknockify 4 місяці тому +39

      Golden Shower Rule 💯

  • @RobCLynch
    @RobCLynch 2 місяці тому +1182

    When you've got an enlarged prostate, 21 seconds turns into 21 minutes

    • @Ratrazor
      @Ratrazor 2 місяці тому +20

      So that is what is going on

    • @Halberds8122
      @Halberds8122 2 місяці тому +33

      Someone I knew had that so I can confirm that is what happens. If it happens to you, go to the doctor immediately

    • @catlolis
      @catlolis 2 місяці тому +27

      @@Ratrazor or pelvic floor dysfunction which nobody ever mentions

    • @Toolo559
      @Toolo559 Місяць тому +4

      For me it's like a minute I didn't even know this fact..

    • @Mrch33ky
      @Mrch33ky Місяць тому

      TMI !

  • @vk3751
    @vk3751 3 місяці тому +773

    This man made hundreds and thousands of people time themselves peeing. That is power you cannot buy

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 2 місяці тому +48

      Takes me waay longer. If I stop after the stream stops, I'll still feel that I need to pee.. There's always at least 4-6 squirts lined up after the initial stream. And it can take a long time to get the last ones out.
      Why am I sharing this?

    • @jackhaugh
      @jackhaugh 2 місяці тому +7

      They actually bought that information.

    • @Alex-ns6hj
      @Alex-ns6hj 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@VikingTeddysomething that never gets talked about is so fun to hear for the first time 😂

    • @vk3751
      @vk3751 2 місяці тому +6

      @@VikingTeddy lmao

    • @chady51
      @chady51 2 місяці тому +4

      Guess its isnt personal ​@@VikingTeddy

  • @atomicmelodies
    @atomicmelodies 4 місяці тому +18900

    Elephants dumping 42 gallons of piss in 21 seconds is crazy

    • @catsexual3412
      @catsexual3412 4 місяці тому +1573

      Dude got a hose so it is going faster

    • @vladimirprotein3275
      @vladimirprotein3275 4 місяці тому +1412

      Forbidden shower 💀

    • @littleboss2006
      @littleboss2006 4 місяці тому +621

      I thought Africa need water? 🤔

    • @tomcat5151
      @tomcat5151 4 місяці тому

      What?? ​@@littleboss2006

    • @salts07
      @salts07 4 місяці тому +309

      ​@@littleboss2006bro they got chocolate water

  • @Billchu13
    @Billchu13 4 місяці тому +14808

    I have a great understanding of "Piss like a race horse"

    • @Mike0
      @Mike0 4 місяці тому +48

      Volume / Litres per min ?

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow 4 місяці тому +117

      ​​​@@Mike0 about 1.5 litres a minute, or 0.5 litre per 20 seconds.

    • @dont4get2Bawesome
      @dont4get2Bawesome 4 місяці тому +63

      It sounds like you turned on a garden hose when a horse pees.

    • @adamdry9423
      @adamdry9423 4 місяці тому +28

      "It's comin' outta me like a yella cable"

    • @Ruggedystim
      @Ruggedystim 4 місяці тому +16

      I run and pee at the same time, just like a race horse

  • @cklp
    @cklp 2 місяці тому +229

    urination duration would be a killer band name

    • @aresjupiter847
      @aresjupiter847 Місяць тому

      golden rule would be amazing too and no one would understand unless the band explains

    • @cklp
      @cklp Місяць тому

      @@aresjupiter847 but the phrase "golden rule" already exists and used frequently, ofcourse it doesn't refer to this "golden rule"

    • @60minutesofenglishreadspea44
      @60minutesofenglishreadspea44 Місяць тому

      Golden shower?🙊

  • @53rg36
    @53rg36 2 місяці тому +139

    I'm the pinical of mammal evolution then. My record is 140 seconds

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 4 місяці тому +8198

    You are telling me a bunch of scientists put their heads together and were like: “Yo wait, urination duration”

    • @GamingGardevoir
      @GamingGardevoir 4 місяці тому +88

      VernNation Urination Duration

    • @gappyhiraffe
      @gappyhiraffe 4 місяці тому +164

      Durination

    • @floryan1087
      @floryan1087 4 місяці тому +121

      Urination Duration during an Emergency Defecation Situation

    • @alexjustalexyt1144
      @alexjustalexyt1144 4 місяці тому +54

      I mean you say that as if humans didn't get together and said "hold on, do you notice that you never see your neighbor bring their groceries?" This is like the scientific equivalent.

    • @emanuel3617
      @emanuel3617 4 місяці тому +21

      I mean to be fair sometimes you and your homies get bored ya know😂

  • @user-nt7lt2xf8i
    @user-nt7lt2xf8i 4 місяці тому +7600

    "All mammals pee in 21 seconds"
    The girl in the stall next to me:

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT 4 місяці тому +585

      hot

    • @matthewkeller6908
      @matthewkeller6908 4 місяці тому +1013

      @@JinnaiT???

    • @lemurthequailfriend2389
      @lemurthequailfriend2389 4 місяці тому +687

      ​@@JinnaiT 😭 what.

    • @DarkIzo
      @DarkIzo 4 місяці тому +368

      i want each and everyone of the 100 people that liked this to explain

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 4 місяці тому +281

      ​@@DarkIzoa lot of girls stay in the bathroom for several minutes even when they're not home

  • @spacebee0
    @spacebee0 2 місяці тому +27

    Me:
    pees fast at average *_10 seconds_*

    • @belivemesir
      @belivemesir 2 місяці тому

      Ditto

    • @cubycube9924
      @cubycube9924 Місяць тому

      Bro same like what

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF Місяць тому +1

      Ya'll time it, keep the data, and run statistical analytics on your pee time? Okayyyyyh

  • @neri1220
    @neri1220 2 місяці тому +7

    That pun in the end was just golden.

  • @JohnVanderbeck
    @JohnVanderbeck 3 місяці тому +2020

    22 seconds to pee, 22 minutes to get it started in a public restroom

    • @NootalieWalf
      @NootalieWalf 3 місяці тому +60

      AMEN TO THAT MY DUDE 😭🙌

    • @mrfoxesite
      @mrfoxesite 2 місяці тому +8

      not me but on the road yeah. but you go inside into garden that's not a problem.

    • @mrfoxesite
      @mrfoxesite 2 місяці тому +2

      your place has the worst bathrooms lo.

    • @assessmenttreatment8445
      @assessmenttreatment8445 2 місяці тому +12

      Someone might have benign prostatic hyperplasia… or anxiety disorder 😅

    • @mrfoxesite
      @mrfoxesite 2 місяці тому +2

      man you live in tribes or something. in most places even in india the public restrooms are clean.

  • @DoomFinger511
    @DoomFinger511 3 місяці тому +3603

    Damn, an Elephant must piss like a pressure washer

    • @ACitizenOfOurWorld
      @ACitizenOfOurWorld 3 місяці тому +311

      Seen one at the zoo when I was a kid. It was like a fire hose between its legs.

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack 3 місяці тому +222

      It's more like a broken gutter. The gates open and a torrential river of piss just splashes to the ground.

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges 2 місяці тому +172

      The numbers are in the video, it'd be possible to calculate how accurate that is... Ah, what the hell, I'm bored. I may as well do it.
      42 gallons (assuming US customary and not British Imperial) is approximately 160 L, assuming piss has a similar density to water that's 160 kg, and accelerated by gravity that's about 1570 N.
      A quick search tells me the diameter of an elephant's pisshole is 5 cm, so an area of about 19.6 cm^2 or under 0.002 m^2.
      That gives a pressure of roughly 800 kPa (116 psi), which is an order of magnitude less than a pressure washer. According to Wikipedia, it's is equivalent to the vapor pressure of water in a kernel of popcorn when the kernel ruptures. Or for something that's perhaps easier to visualise, it's about 2.5 times the water pressure of a garden hose (~300 kPa or ~50 psi).

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 2 місяці тому +47

      @@ValeBridges that was actually interesting to read

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 місяці тому +8

      If you ever see it at a zoo, it's definitely impressive! Straight up a fire hose.

  • @user-lv9my6jw3x
    @user-lv9my6jw3x 3 місяці тому +10

    If Vsauce was human

  • @Michael-ru3su
    @Michael-ru3su 2 місяці тому +6

    I was peeing while watching this, was like 5 seconds

  • @bbbb-em6jn
    @bbbb-em6jn 4 місяці тому +8298

    Golden rule ... I see what you did there ...

    • @pavols
      @pavols 4 місяці тому +95

      *takes a gulp of possum piss*

    • @tubax926
      @tubax926 4 місяці тому +65

      I stink, I need to take a golden shower.

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 4 місяці тому +36

      @@tubax926 Only a question of time until someone had to make _that_ joke.

    • @tubax926
      @tubax926 4 місяці тому +17

      @@lonestarr1490 yes exactly that's why I took the chance to be first.

    • @toseecrapyvideos
      @toseecrapyvideos 4 місяці тому

      ​@@tubax926a quick 21 second shower

  • @amarug
    @amarug 4 місяці тому +3329

    "All mammals pee in 21 seconds"
    My prostate: "we shall see about that in a few years"

    • @jakezepeda1267
      @jakezepeda1267 4 місяці тому +97

      "Prank him John!"

    • @Sleeper-Work
      @Sleeper-Work 4 місяці тому +8

      HAaaa no joke

    • @That_BIack_Cat
      @That_BIack_Cat 4 місяці тому +18

      I must have done something wrong. I got 17 seconds ⚠️🤔⚠️.

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 4 місяці тому +4

      LOL 😂😂😂 that me ! LOL 😂

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 4 місяці тому +29

      21 seconds to start.

  • @FloridianPriest
    @FloridianPriest 2 місяці тому +4

    "Urination Duration"
    I know what I'm naming my band.

  • @TheQuotesLife100
    @TheQuotesLife100 2 місяці тому +3

    Time - constant
    Volume- variable

  • @shamoblamo9625
    @shamoblamo9625 4 місяці тому +4455

    *Timer hits 21 seconds, camera pans down to his soaking wet pants*
    "See?"

    • @Goyam0_0
      @Goyam0_0 3 місяці тому +27

      Hahhaha

    • @lbell1703
      @lbell1703 3 місяці тому +3

      whY

    • @Goyam0_0
      @Goyam0_0 3 місяці тому +20

      @@lbell1703 He meant to say that at the end of the video the camera would focus on the guys pants which are soaking wet. Implying that he was peeing through the video (21 seconds roughly) to prove his point

    • @lbell1703
      @lbell1703 3 місяці тому +10

      @@Goyam0_0 ? I never said I didn't understand bro.

    • @nillabean1146
      @nillabean1146 3 місяці тому +11

      @@Goyam0_0 they said "why" not "what"

  • @KokNoker
    @KokNoker 4 місяці тому +2039

    I've taken enough 2 minute pees to know that the average would be 15 seconds without me.

    • @zonked1200
      @zonked1200 3 місяці тому +44

      yeah I've never managed it in 15 seconds. Not even when I was 7 years old.

    • @ogloc6308
      @ogloc6308 3 місяці тому +4

      same

    • @HavianEla
      @HavianEla 3 місяці тому +32

      Dude, please see a doctor, that doesn’t sound healthy. Speaking as someone who does have bowel issues and can see a pattern. It’s embarrassing to bring up, but incontinence issues are VERY, very common, and women experience these issues in greater number, especially post-birth.

    • @Hoellewood_Solutions
      @Hoellewood_Solutions 3 місяці тому +15

      Amateur, I’ve topped out at 3 and a half minutes

    • @LoFoSho
      @LoFoSho 3 місяці тому +2

      We have found the outlier

  • @remusciuciu2840
    @remusciuciu2840 2 місяці тому +3

    This is 100% something VSauce would post

  • @chicorote2.064
    @chicorote2.064 2 місяці тому

    Bro you won me with this short! Nice info!

  • @Davinn
    @Davinn 4 місяці тому +2315

    I've never seen a dog pee longer than 4 seconds.

    • @chaseyrightthere4016
      @chaseyrightthere4016 4 місяці тому +558

      Usually my dog takes a short amount of time to pee in order to save it for the next spot since they enjoy claiming more spots as territory.

    • @beefbeef5342
      @beefbeef5342 4 місяці тому +101

      One of my dogs regularly pisses anywhere from a minute to two minutes and so do I. I’ve never bought the claim this video makes as I’ve heard it before and it never holds up to my real life experiences with animals/humans

    • @ZachTheInsaneOne
      @ZachTheInsaneOne 4 місяці тому +78

      ​@@beefbeef5342 I just got up and peed for about 4 minutes straight. Hydrated very very well last night but then just went straight to bed. Huge mistake.

    • @ganymede3141
      @ganymede3141 4 місяці тому +6

      Same. Mine takes about 3-5 sec.

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 4 місяці тому +40

      I have. I think the short duration pees are marking behavior.

  • @EzeOnYoutube
    @EzeOnYoutube 4 місяці тому +7013

    "This can't be true, lemme try it"
    _21 seconds later_
    *"NO WAY!"*

    • @volkano6991
      @volkano6991 4 місяці тому +125

      Did you pee while watching !

    • @Jrpyify
      @Jrpyify 4 місяці тому +441

      Cool let me try!
      *51 seconds*
      .... I'm sure I don't need to worry about that

    • @sarojandongol1482
      @sarojandongol1482 4 місяці тому +192

      Urine denial.

    • @TreasureHoardingDungeonDwarf
      @TreasureHoardingDungeonDwarf 4 місяці тому +36

      little bit tmi but same, funny thing is I didn't even know I had to go until I stumbled across this video.

    • @toehairyum
      @toehairyum 4 місяці тому +26

      ​@@volkano6991man just pissed in his britches

  • @rules1874
    @rules1874 2 місяці тому +1

    The New Vsauce paradigm:
    - Chaotic Neutral > Vsauce
    - Neutral Neutral > Besmart
    - Chaotic Evil > fleshsimulator

  • @markstephen47
    @markstephen47 2 місяці тому +1

    Me going to the bathroom with a stopwatch:
    My girlfriend: Baby it's 43 secs..
    Me: ....

  • @SazzleCam
    @SazzleCam 4 місяці тому +3984

    The first law of urinary dynamics: The urge to pee is inversely proportional to the distance you are from the bathroom.

    • @yocats9974
      @yocats9974 3 місяці тому +170

      Urodynamics*

    • @g4gamerkid69
      @g4gamerkid69 3 місяці тому +121

      quantum uranics

    • @SazzleCam
      @SazzleCam 3 місяці тому +201

      How about the 2nd law of *urodynamics:
      In an isolated swimming pool, Entro-pee can only increase.

    • @g4gamerkid69
      @g4gamerkid69 3 місяці тому +21

      @@SazzleCam woah 💀

    • @jenninemorel7693
      @jenninemorel7693 3 місяці тому +32

      ...and if you're cold and can't find the keys to your house 😂

  • @Calmos65
    @Calmos65 4 місяці тому +911

    Once you're 7 beers deep it becomes 21 minutes

    • @noahvanderwyst1232
      @noahvanderwyst1232 3 місяці тому +1

      So true

    • @zetas2968
      @zetas2968 3 місяці тому +3

      7 beers is wild 😵

    • @JREinaNutshell331
      @JREinaNutshell331 3 місяці тому +7

      In an 21 second interval

    • @CN86443
      @CN86443 3 місяці тому +11

      @@zetas2968in US beers are 5% shits like water u get full before u get drunk

    • @zetas2968
      @zetas2968 3 місяці тому +5

      @@CN86443 yeah in poland most are 5% as well but after 3 beers we just usually move on to shots 😆

  • @AFLoneWolf
    @AFLoneWolf 2 місяці тому

    That pun at the end physically hurt. Well done.

  • @ventusorion
    @ventusorion 11 днів тому

    So you're telling me dinosaurs could pee like a water cannon

  • @omaraljohani9298
    @omaraljohani9298 4 місяці тому +1302

    That takes golden rule to a whole new meaning

    • @Terrinox
      @Terrinox 4 місяці тому +12

      Yellow-ish rule

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 4 місяці тому +6

      Shower rule

    • @dylanjwebmusic
      @dylanjwebmusic 4 місяці тому +2

      That was the joke, yes

    • @kaisle8412
      @kaisle8412 4 місяці тому +4

      He made that joke in the video

    • @Andrew90046zero
      @Andrew90046zero 4 місяці тому

      This is the comment I was looking for.

  • @aidanhennessey5586
    @aidanhennessey5586 4 місяці тому +881

    I had to hold it through an 80 minute lecture the other day. Afterwards I timed my pee and it was a full 75 seconds

    • @pringals420
      @pringals420 4 місяці тому +29

      That's me every morning of my life.

    • @elliot20201
      @elliot20201 4 місяці тому +53

      I used to be scared of public bathrooms, so I'd pee in the morning and then not at all at school and wait till I got back home later. Definitely went over 21sec 😂

    • @astrobiojoe7283
      @astrobiojoe7283 3 місяці тому +4

      Proud of you for that 😁👏

    • @nindoninshu
      @nindoninshu 3 місяці тому +9

      ​​@@elliot20201 Bruh I used to be scared of public bathrooms too, the ones that have a main door that closes
      I was scared of the fire alarm going off while I was in the bathroom 🤣

    • @valariemeltzer1059
      @valariemeltzer1059 3 місяці тому +12

      That's because while you're holding it in the urine is recycling back through the kidneys that's why eventually you could get a kidney infection. Do this over a long period of time when you're older you'll end up with messed up kidneys and leak I know because I've been through it having a job that prevents you from going to the bathroom when you need to for 10 years. Now sometimes the urge is uncontrollable or I go more often than normal.

  • @kremerjonathan
    @kremerjonathan 2 місяці тому

    Always happy to see one of your video! Keep going please, you're doing great!

  • @livelovelearn360
    @livelovelearn360 2 місяці тому +1

    That's 21 seconds I'll never get back 😂

  • @fancyferox4887
    @fancyferox4887 4 місяці тому +3101

    Imagine being the guy that found this out. Everyone else is like 'What do you do in your free time'.

    • @NothingMeansNothingButNothing
      @NothingMeansNothingButNothing 4 місяці тому +18

      Idk he seems like a funny guy to me

    • @brittoncooper1251
      @brittoncooper1251 4 місяці тому +2

      I remember coming across this about 10 years ago. Spent a good week timing myself.

    • @nanthenoob
      @nanthenoob 4 місяці тому +1

      Every scientist ever tbh

    • @samwise3s596
      @samwise3s596 4 місяці тому +2

      I actually heard a lecture from the guy who did the research, Dr. Hu at Georgia Tech! Essentially he was inspired when his baby son peed in his face and he was so frustrated that he just counted how long it took. And then he sent his lab students to the zoo to time animal urination times
      Fun stuff, cool professor!

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 4 місяці тому

      People who ask "What do you do in your free time": Watching UA-cam videos about people who actually do things in their free time

  • @romeblanchard3419
    @romeblanchard3419 4 місяці тому +872

    Would’ve been great if this video was 21 seconds long

    • @georgplaz
      @georgplaz 4 місяці тому +6

      then you could use it as a timer, like those songs that teach kids when to switch when brushing teeth

  • @lordsysop
    @lordsysop 2 місяці тому

    This is the video of yours that got me to subscribe. Great work

  • @toraktech8731
    @toraktech8731 2 місяці тому

    that last pun... subbed

  • @awoodenkiwitoy6293
    @awoodenkiwitoy6293 4 місяці тому +645

    "Okay guys, today were gonna watch a bunch of different animals take a piss."
    "For research?"
    "...yeah... we'll... time it."

    • @ashleyjaytanna1953
      @ashleyjaytanna1953 4 місяці тому +8

      Yep I'm not sure how they got the university to approve this study

    • @zsmoker239
      @zsmoker239 4 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @leamaka2082
      @leamaka2082 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ashleyjaytanna1953😂 The university got an NIH Grant. 😂😂😂

    • @leamaka2082
      @leamaka2082 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 3 місяці тому +3

      Uh professor what are you doing???
      I'm researching, get out!!

  • @kbs1212
    @kbs1212 3 місяці тому +623

    My boss studying this video waiting for me to come back from break

    • @leahamy
      @leahamy 2 місяці тому +5

      Lmao

    • @gabriellahsdancingheart8808
      @gabriellahsdancingheart8808 2 місяці тому +2

      😂 better make it happen quick! 😂

    • @c73w
      @c73w 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @starpetalarts6668
      @starpetalarts6668 2 місяці тому +2

      I got in trouble one time for taking a 15 minute dump at work... I was timing myself but my supervisor escalated it by saying I took 30 minutes to an hour every bathroom break. The supervisor got people hired then waited until they had enough "cause" to terminate solely to get the 300$ commission that the company pays people for acting as a hiring agent. People were worth 300$ to this person.

  • @domomiko
    @domomiko 2 місяці тому +1

    Ganna test this rn 🙏

  • @ricardorc494
    @ricardorc494 3 місяці тому

    I love this man

  • @lxxdccvii4805
    @lxxdccvii4805 4 місяці тому +559

    I don’t care what anyone else says I have definitely pissed for minimum 50 seconds

    • @ApostateAlloy
      @ApostateAlloy 4 місяці тому +20

      Fr, I feel like I average like 30-40s, but I have noticed I pee a lot less than most people but still drink copious amounts of liquids

    • @nicklas7377
      @nicklas7377 4 місяці тому +76

      @@ApostateAlloy…maybe you should both mention that next time you’re at the doctor.

    • @ApostateAlloy
      @ApostateAlloy 4 місяці тому

      @@nicklas7377 I don't think having a larger than average bladder is a medical condition I need to worry about lol

    • @lxxdccvii4805
      @lxxdccvii4805 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nicklas7377 no bro it’s definitely normal. And there is no way a random ass doctor will know about “The Law of Urination”

    • @tonybarrak2941
      @tonybarrak2941 4 місяці тому +10

      I just timed mine it took 54 seconds

  • @pyguy7
    @pyguy7 4 місяці тому +724

    That "urine need" pun was number 1 in my book

    • @nduduzogasa5289
      @nduduzogasa5289 3 місяці тому +3

      I did a small number one myself laughing at it😅😂

    • @alexbruski
      @alexbruski 3 місяці тому +3

      You might like the play called "urinetown"

    • @punpcklbw
      @punpcklbw 3 місяці тому +1

      Need for s-peed

  • @T-Bag13
    @T-Bag13 2 місяці тому +1

    Why is it Dads piss for at least 1 minute?

  • @myron_jd1272
    @myron_jd1272 2 місяці тому

    The last pun was good!

  • @muhammedemirfiliz1277
    @muhammedemirfiliz1277 4 місяці тому +702

    One last short before bed.
    The Short:

    • @JustKelsey
      @JustKelsey 4 місяці тому +18

      the bed: 💦
      (i have nocturnal enuresis and other IC issues so its fitting) 😂

    • @NothingMeansNothingButNothing
      @NothingMeansNothingButNothing 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@JustKelsey I have no idea what that is so I'm just gonna assume it has something to do with pissing in the bed

    • @JustKelsey
      @JustKelsey 4 місяці тому +10

      @@NothingMeansNothingButNothing yup, its the medical term for it

    • @Maximum_777
      @Maximum_777 4 місяці тому +1

      At least no one literally died on screen in a graphic car crash or something like that.

    • @anyascelticcreations
      @anyascelticcreations 4 місяці тому +1

      Last one before getting up for me. 😅

  • @aveekmaity4226
    @aveekmaity4226 4 місяці тому +1907

    No way my dog pees for ~20 secs.
    He is done with his business quicker than the stranger he pees on realizes. 😂😂😂

    • @QuincyJones420
      @QuincyJones420 4 місяці тому +275

      That's because dogs (mostly male) don't empty their bladder fully and distribute their urine at different locations

    • @pkk639
      @pkk639 4 місяці тому +109

      He's not urinating when he does that, he's spraying to mark his scent.

    • @aveekmaity4226
      @aveekmaity4226 4 місяці тому

      @@QuincyJones420 thanks didn't think of it that way

    • @aveekmaity4226
      @aveekmaity4226 4 місяці тому +42

      @@pkk639 so that means all the people he peed on are his territory now. That's epic 😂😂😂

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@QuincyJones420 My dogs will save theirs, and get caught in an endless loop of peeing over each other's markings until somebody runs out 😂

  • @tuscansun2320
    @tuscansun2320 2 місяці тому +1

    it takes me 2 hours to pee, checkmate scientists

  • @irdmoose
    @irdmoose 2 місяці тому

    I didn't expect it, but this short really tinkled my fancy.

  • @kritsadventures
    @kritsadventures 4 місяці тому +541

    Bro you aint ever seen me piss in the morning. Lasts forever.

    • @andrewgarcia8415
      @andrewgarcia8415 4 місяці тому +13

      Same it takes a long time

    • @ryder98307
      @ryder98307 3 місяці тому +6

      That is en execption because your body holds the pee in for a long time when you are sleeping

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 3 місяці тому +22

      @@ryder98307 I'll piss like that several times in the middle of the night, too, though, so what then?

    • @witoldschwenke9492
      @witoldschwenke9492 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@MatthewTheWanderer also exceptions just like when you hold your pee because you are busy , basically it's an exception all the time except when it's 21 seconds

    • @christopheroliver148
      @christopheroliver148 3 місяці тому +4

      Welcome to old age and prostate annoyances.

  • @JBreezyy7292
    @JBreezyy7292 4 місяці тому +307

    I have literally never seen a dog come CLOSE to 20 seconds of peeing lol

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 4 місяці тому +90

      they usually don't wait until their bladder is all the way full, but instead they pee as often as possible to mark scent

    • @ZhovtoBlakytniy
      @ZhovtoBlakytniy 4 місяці тому +17

      Give him some privacy 😮

    • @stephenhughes5156
      @stephenhughes5156 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@thechumbucket8986So if we add up all the different pees, it will come to 21 seconds? And how do they know they are finished and not saving even more for later?

    • @RetawMelon-ot8nl
      @RetawMelon-ot8nl 4 місяці тому +1

      my dog always took a while

    • @Taima
      @Taima 3 місяці тому +2

      I had no idea people found this uncommon. I’ve had two Siberian/German Husky mixes over the years and they both took at minimum 10 seconds. The more recent one could take 30+ if he’d been holding it in a long while

  • @johnbaker5717
    @johnbaker5717 2 місяці тому

    @0:20 "golden rule" I see what you did there 😂

  • @ChumBait
    @ChumBait 2 місяці тому

    I learned this running back to video game consoles in the living room as they load when I was younger

  • @KoboldCloaca
    @KoboldCloaca 4 місяці тому +159

    "Dude, check out how hard I can pee." - Elephants.

  • @Owlee_
    @Owlee_ 4 місяці тому +279

    An elephant pisses out 42 gallons in 21 seconds. That thing is a pressure washer

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 4 місяці тому +17

      actually i've seen an elephant peeing in a zoo, it IS a pressure washer

    • @sexygeek8996
      @sexygeek8996 4 місяці тому +13

      Imagine if the elephant doesn't like you and aims it at you.

    • @midloran
      @midloran 4 місяці тому

      Why would that happen? ​@@sexygeek8996

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco 4 місяці тому +9

      Urination domination.

  • @orenzeshani
    @orenzeshani 2 місяці тому +3

    When measuring the time for dogs, you have to take the time it takes them to pick a spoot into consideration and then it is much much longer

  • @thescottishlion
    @thescottishlion 2 місяці тому

    This dude is a discount Bill Hader😂😂😂

  • @NoodIndigo
    @NoodIndigo 4 місяці тому +289

    "you've experienced this first hand when you dive underwater"
    what the hell do you think I'm doing lol

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 місяці тому +6

      I don't think he meant peeing underwater lol

    • @MadHeadzOz
      @MadHeadzOz 4 місяці тому +2

      Timing how long it takes to warm your wetsuit. Vs how that takes to cool...
      Observe your diving buddy to see if they react to the warm patch they're swimming through

    • @michaelboyle7281
      @michaelboyle7281 4 місяці тому +1

      Used to be a diver so during that part it felt like a personal conversation I was having lol

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 4 місяці тому

      That whole analogy and explanation is bogus.
      A bladder has muscles that *force* urine out. There's no "gravity feed" 🤦‍♂️
      Going to block this channel now. If they will make this up, the rest is useless too 🤷‍♂️

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 4 місяці тому +1

      The whole analogy with gravity is *completely* wrong 🙄
      The bladder has muscles that *force* it out, there's no gravity feed about it...
      Blocking this channel now because if they will make this up, the rest is useless too. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Gothhimbo_
    @Gothhimbo_ 4 місяці тому +59

    He looks like both of the Hank brothers mixed perfectly together

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 місяці тому +3

      This comment got me fucked up. I can never unsee it now.

    • @barbarusbloodshed6347
      @barbarusbloodshed6347 4 місяці тому +16

      you mean Green brothers?

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 4 місяці тому +1

      Half of the times his videos get recommended to me I think he's Hank at first lol

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@barbarusbloodshed6347
      Nope.
      John Hank and Hank Hank.
      (Just joking)

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati2725
    @federalbureauofinvestigati2725 2 місяці тому

    Love to learn this in our upcoming physics class

  • @iansragingbileduct
    @iansragingbileduct 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for the knowledge Johnny Knoxville

  • @dominicharvey6048
    @dominicharvey6048 4 місяці тому +1355

    Unless you need to get back to your game. Then you pee faster than the speed of light 😂

    • @saveit4519
      @saveit4519 4 місяці тому +49

      and it hurts so good 😂

    • @1yoan3
      @1yoan3 4 місяці тому +22

      It's an illusion, it's ALWAYS 21 seconds ;)

    • @dominicharvey6048
      @dominicharvey6048 4 місяці тому +9

      @1yoan3 you must be real fun at parties

    • @madrums007
      @madrums007 4 місяці тому +8

      Don't force those muscles

    • @nnass262
      @nnass262 4 місяці тому +17

      Just wear a diaper

  • @Mr_Chunk
    @Mr_Chunk 4 місяці тому +216

    It’s criminal that this is the first short I see when I need to pee on a roadtrip

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 4 місяці тому +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @freddybaba9277
      @freddybaba9277 4 місяці тому

      Where are you going

    • @redfish3685
      @redfish3685 3 місяці тому

      Did you get to a bathroom soon?

  • @heronimousbrapson863
    @heronimousbrapson863 Місяць тому +1

    I found this video so exciting, I peed my pants.

  • @Simboiss
    @Simboiss 2 місяці тому

    It's nice to see Norman Osborn making UA-cam skits in his spare time...

  • @joshuanewey2583
    @joshuanewey2583 4 місяці тому +435

    Bless any UA-camr who doesn’t rely on ridiculous and obvious spelling and punctuation mistakes in his captions to trick people into commenting. A breath of fresh air when it happens.

    • @cringeyuser
      @cringeyuser 4 місяці тому +10

      @iytdominotik oh i thought they just used ai or a crappy algorithm to caption their vids for them

    • @b_cake109
      @b_cake109 4 місяці тому +1

      Please explain, i didnt spot any errors in this guys captions

    • @HighEffortUsername
      @HighEffortUsername 4 місяці тому

      He's complimenting this yter for not doing that​@@b_cake109

    • @EliasExists
      @EliasExists 4 місяці тому +10

      @deadchannel7895no he meant the ones that were obviously on purpose, there are some who pronounce words incorrectly as well to get those comments and farm engagement. On principle alone I will never follow anyone who intentionally mispronounces or intentionally misspells things.

    • @coco_rthritis6462
      @coco_rthritis6462 4 місяці тому

      I've honestly just noticed more mispelling in general on the internet. Like especially in comments. I don't care to correct people but it's really weird.

  • @ronsamborski6230
    @ronsamborski6230 4 місяці тому +81

    The Law of Urination: DON’T PEE ON AN ELECTRIC FENCE!! ⚡️⚡️

    • @alicial4857
      @alicial4857 4 місяці тому +2

      Ah, man. I was really looking forward to climbing on top of one to do that. (I'm joking.)

    • @ZhovtoBlakytniy
      @ZhovtoBlakytniy 4 місяці тому +6

      Is that the law or first rule? Second rule is don't eat the yellow snow.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 місяці тому +4

      Ren & Stimpy even had the at home board game version of that.

    • @CFEF44AB1399978B0011
      @CFEF44AB1399978B0011 3 місяці тому +1

      Instructions unclear, peed on poison ivy instead.

  • @cug59
    @cug59 2 місяці тому

    Extra points for the Dad Joke!

  • @ajaynair7475
    @ajaynair7475 2 місяці тому

    You know It's 2 am when shorts like this show up.

  • @james.randorff
    @james.randorff 4 місяці тому +187

    This guy is not just a genius, he’s a true whiz kid!

  • @SovietReunionYT
    @SovietReunionYT 4 місяці тому +277

    And then there's me, always having to wait a couple of minutes after the first stream, for my bladder to decide to send out the remaining 10%.

    • @emmanuelmontalvo1676
      @emmanuelmontalvo1676 3 місяці тому +6

      Oh bro, that's too bad.

    • @zonked1200
      @zonked1200 3 місяці тому +7

      heh. It's usually the other way around for me. It takes me a couple minutes after the first 10% for my bladder to let the 90% leave.

    • @ofcourseimfullofit
      @ofcourseimfullofit 3 місяці тому +2

      I know the feeling.

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 3 місяці тому +1

      If you are sitting on the toilet, try leaning forward. It can help compress the bladder, but do not do it if you are feeling any pain

    • @jakke1975
      @jakke1975 3 місяці тому +9

      @@clairer342 you're putting pressure on your bladder while increasing resistance for it to get out ... not a good idea

  • @jeremysart
    @jeremysart 2 місяці тому

    Might only take you 20 seconds to pee, but they ain’t seen my daily morning pee apparently 😂

  • @chrisseger2346
    @chrisseger2346 Місяць тому

    If Dexter wasn't a psycho, but still took up an interest in science:

  • @stevoplex
    @stevoplex 4 місяці тому +221

    When my duration went up to 45 seconds and more, I got checked out by a urologist. Yep, enlarged prostate.

    • @sneakingcian7393
      @sneakingcian7393 4 місяці тому +3

      My urination often takes longer than 21 seconds, had it happen for probably over a minute also, whilst it wasn't a consistent flow, it was still one time. Do you think I should get that checked out?

    • @somethingsaucy1776
      @somethingsaucy1776 4 місяці тому

      @@sneakingcian7393definitely man, enlarges prostates are very common in men

    • @SlR-
      @SlR- 4 місяці тому +2

      If you can’t pee all at once then you should probably get it looked at, to my knowledge that’s not normal.

    • @CrqckBack
      @CrqckBack 4 місяці тому

      @@sneakingcian7393If you feel like it’s a real issue then don’t wait around. It’s better if you check and there’s nothing than to not check and there be something

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 4 місяці тому +5

      Did you just have sex? Were you recovering from a UTI? Were you excessively dehydrated? There are various conditions that can cause excessive pee to happen. If it was a one-time thing, I think you should be okay. Enlarged prostate and prostate cancer are usually diagnosed in older males. If it continues to happen, definitely get it checked out.

  • @xtremeentertainmenttv9664
    @xtremeentertainmenttv9664 4 місяці тому +284

    Why do you look like mr incredible’s boss

    • @AndyVinson
      @AndyVinson 3 місяці тому +11

      LMFAOO

    • @Justvibing5831
      @Justvibing5831 3 місяці тому +7

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you didn't have to do bro like that

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh 3 місяці тому

      incredible gassy

  • @asmameklati2722
    @asmameklati2722 2 місяці тому

    I just love this 😂

  • @bethanymiller5248
    @bethanymiller5248 2 місяці тому

    I appreciate all the puns. They went from kinda witty to laffy taffy and 2nd grade lunchroom quality

  • @EeekiE
    @EeekiE 3 місяці тому +28

    The best pun in this Short was calling it the golden rule

  • @thrillzgaming8599
    @thrillzgaming8599 4 місяці тому +58

    Bro idk sometimes i go for like a solid 50 seconds without breaking the stream😂

    • @grubybysior8635
      @grubybysior8635 4 місяці тому +4

      You might have a problem bro. Maybe something with your kidneys or prostate?

    • @Johnny-Joseph
      @Johnny-Joseph 4 місяці тому +1

      You're my antihero, I'm like 5s and done

    • @ohhellnooooo8233
      @ohhellnooooo8233 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah I think you guys are dehydrated, 1 minute pee here

    • @CaedusX
      @CaedusX 4 місяці тому +4

      @@ohhellnooooo8233 no i think your the odd one out here. 1 minute seems kinda long bro

    • @jasonschoenmann2308
      @jasonschoenmann2308 4 місяці тому +2

      My record without breaking stream is 1:15

  • @user-qm4ek5sw1x
    @user-qm4ek5sw1x 3 місяці тому

    "golden rule" LMFAOOOO

  • @raccoongaming7154
    @raccoongaming7154 2 місяці тому

    Literally watching this on my bathroom break at work

  • @allthumbs3792
    @allthumbs3792 4 місяці тому +123

    Well, FINALLY I have something to bring up at my next corporate cocktail party!!!😂

  • @ajdz1840
    @ajdz1840 4 місяці тому +43

    Netflix didn't win the streaming wars, the African elephant did

  • @crazywarp36
    @crazywarp36 2 місяці тому

    The thumbnail did him dirty

  • @louishurr393
    @louishurr393 2 місяці тому

    I never knew I needed to know this.

  • @YoungGandalf2325
    @YoungGandalf2325 4 місяці тому +815

    At summer camp as a kid, I went horseback riding with a group of people. As soon as I got on my horse, it started peeing. The rest of the group had already started going down the trail, but my horse wouldn't move until it stopped peeing like 2 minutes later (or at least it seemed that long).
    That's all. I just wanted to share that story.

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 4 місяці тому +111

      Wanna know what I read at first?
      "As soon as I got on my horse, _I_ started peeing."
      And all I thought was, "You sicko!"

    • @ElAnvaBar
      @ElAnvaBar 4 місяці тому +15

      Thanks for sharing.
      Love the randomness.

    • @BRY0402
      @BRY0402 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@lonestarr1490😂 his horsey wont love him after that one

    • @Goejii
      @Goejii 4 місяці тому +1

      Poor horse 😂

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Goejii Pour horse

  • @mrfeats2676
    @mrfeats2676 4 місяці тому +16

    Me: I have to pee
    Brain: One more short
    UA-cam:

  • @josephh1283
    @josephh1283 2 місяці тому

    Thumbs up much deserved

  • @gabriellahsdancingheart8808
    @gabriellahsdancingheart8808 2 місяці тому

    Great video in so many geeky ways!

  • @Nevermeltz
    @Nevermeltz 4 місяці тому +457

    The first time I listen to this.
    My stupid brain think he told me that mammals take 21 sec to pee means they drink water and take 21 sec to start peeing. 😂😂😂

  • @Waffelz32-so9kn
    @Waffelz32-so9kn 3 місяці тому +21

    “One last short before bed”
    The short:

  • @Clbull118
    @Clbull118 2 місяці тому

    That makes the song 21 Seconds by So Solid Crew the best track to empty your bladder to.

  • @mauriciocordoba952
    @mauriciocordoba952 2 місяці тому

    I liked this video just because of the way he delivered the pun at the end

  • @Catdge
    @Catdge 4 місяці тому +146

    Matpat didnt quit… he made this channel and aged 10 years…

  • @Berkana
    @Berkana 3 місяці тому +64

    Shakespeare coined a bunch of terms in English, one of which was the duration it took to urinate. The term was the "pissingwhile". But somehow the term never caught on.
    I say we bring this term back and define it as 21 seconds.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 3 місяці тому +3

      Which play was that word used in, lol?

    • @Berkana
      @Berkana 3 місяці тому +8

      @@MatthewTheWanderer The Two Gentlemen of Verona, fourth act. He spelled it "pyssyngwhyle". Modern commentaries and notes on the play spell it using the letter 'i' rather than 'y'.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Berkana Fascinating! I've never read that one (I've only ever read the ones they made us read in high school English class). I wasn't actually expecting anyone to know the exact answer like that, so thank you!

    • @lbell1703
      @lbell1703 3 місяці тому +1

      "somehow" Really? Are we going to act like that's a pretty word or something? 😂 Not saying I wouldn't use it. I can just see why it didn't catch on lmao

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 2 місяці тому +2

      "ey, give me a minute to finish this task!"
      "you're lucky today, you get three pissingwhiles!"
      "wha...what? 😮"

  • @SHWAWSH
    @SHWAWSH Місяць тому

    This guy is like John Green and VSauce fusion-danced into John Sauce

  • @KingofGeo
    @KingofGeo 2 місяці тому

    I was stuck behind an old guy for 5 minutes the other day at the urinal... towards the end I was just impressed and I could hear that there was some flow the entire time.