and your duties include? i've thought long and hard about it, and this is my favorite. it combines all of the best recurring bits into one masterful shitshow. 1. making people repeat the names of absurd fake prodcuts. 2. a condescending tone 3. 3-way calling. 4. bait and switch. 5. more absurd requests. 6. threats of physical violence.
2:54 This call is one of the most consistently funny ones and I think the concern in her voice when she says “What goober?”is one of those details that brings it all together
They were, but when the minister asked if anybody had any objection to their union, and an unnamed child in the congregation stood up, twig in hand, and started going buckwild.
3:02 "This is radio shack at South Coast Plaza?" " _Socohanmplaza, hahaya._ " Lmao. Was he dissing the valley girl? "Well this is Wyatt over at wall Units. What's this guy lookin' for here? What did he say!?"
Right. Now do I go in the food court for that? "They might sell goobers" Do you want me to connect you through? "Sure" _he actually does connect him to a girl working in the food court, at Orange Julius_ lmao "No it's the right number!"
I think the rough Julius Guy at the latter end of this call is the same guy in “Bud” from Vol. 4 - “I’m gonna cruise down there but I gotta hop on the toilet first, partner.”
I love how he asks if this is tony, and then when lpc asks him his name he says tony
I'll be wearing a turtleneck sweater, how does that sound?
and your duties include?
i've thought long and hard about it, and this is my favorite. it combines all of the best recurring bits into one masterful shitshow. 1. making people repeat the names of absurd fake prodcuts. 2. a condescending tone 3. 3-way calling. 4. bait and switch. 5. more absurd requests. 6. threats of physical violence.
excellent analysis. couldn't agree more.
And feedback.
PedrotheWombat I laughed my ass of when he said he doesn't hit children to that guy who wanted to fight him
7. demands for grapes in the mouth
He also does a bit of dual reality switching, a common tactic of professional mentalists.
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but this is the answer team?" fucking wonderful
The condescending way he says that is fucking great.
0:42
@@codygreene9067 I don't think I'm a team member, last time I checked
Uhhhh, page 4. _Right._
Do you know the realistic item I’m referring to?
"What is your name? And what is your title? And your duties include?"
I really want a Digital Goober now.
Oh heya. I just put mine on ebay. It stopped working so I gotta sell it right away.
u already have 1
WHAT GOOBER?
Well, this is Wyatt over at Wall Units.
The smoothest transition I've ever heard in an LPC call, even radioshack guy was second guessing himself and went quiet for a while.
I wish someone would harass ME in this way. Life is so unfair.
Hey, buddy... How bout you threaten that hole in one record again and we see what mishaps line up for ya, huh?
I'll harass you left and right fella I'll be up there next Sunday and straighten you out
I need warm socks prepared.
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this might be his best work.
def top of the top
@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL he did one with "bobs backdoor lasers" recently. That one is peak
the turtleneck sweater part is where I lost it
For some reason I lost my shit at "Well, this is Wyatt over at Wall Units".
2:54 This call is one of the most consistently funny ones and I think the concern in her voice when she says “What goober?”is one of those details that brings it all together
What the actual ruck. Total legend, the radio shack guys still listening.
I wonder if Tony and the Orange Julius lady are married now
They were, but when the minister asked if anybody had any objection to their union, and an unnamed child in the congregation stood up, twig in hand, and started going buckwild.
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@@THEjoelivingstonethat was mys step child, he flip wild
Still trying to figure out at what point the Radio Shack kid hung up.
"Ill be wearing a turtleneck sweater, how's that sound?"
"Sniagrab" is bargains spelled backwards, and was the name of a huge annual sale that a legendary local ski shop in Colorado used to do.
7:18 my absolute favorite part of this
7:30 I'm gonna claw'd you like a Kodiak Bear, Homes.
I swoop down like a buzzard bruh
Every fucking time he makes the guy say digital goober I can’t fucking take it lmao
I swoop down like a buzzard bud
7:55 a rare occasion where LPC curses.
He swears a minute earlier when he says "fuckin' cinder block, bud"
One of the best calls imo. That OJ manager was getting fired up.
3:02 "This is radio shack at South Coast Plaza?"
" _Socohanmplaza, hahaya._ " Lmao. Was he dissing the valley girl?
"Well this is Wyatt over at wall Units. What's this guy lookin' for here? What did he say!?"
They are to be placed directly INTO my mouth....
Sniagrab Bargains!
my god...
what is it i was looking for again? a uhhh ...digital goober
Right. Now do I go in the food court for that?
"They might sell goobers"
Do you want me to connect you through?
"Sure"
_he actually does connect him to a girl working in the food court, at Orange Julius_
lmao "No it's the right number!"
I think the rough Julius Guy at the latter end of this call is the same guy in “Bud” from Vol. 4 - “I’m gonna cruise down there but I gotta hop on the toilet first, partner.”
Go get me a jolly rancher real quick.
This was masterful.
Such versatility. Amazing.
i'm over at wall units
i don't even know what that is
ill swoop down like a buzard bruh
hey sorry I dropped the phone
8:18 xD ill comeatchu likea jaguar buh
Jag-wire lol
jag wire
swoop down
like a buzzard
Jag-wire.
I heard it was lemon
Just cause i know it wont get buried: hello folks at the bottom of the Sam O'Nella rabbit hole!
"you gotta be one a Zimmermans boys to get on there or what?"
Top 5 for sure
hitcha in the liphhh
sneahgrab
i'm also looking for that big opportunity
sniagrab is bargains lmao
I don't think I'm a team member last time I checked
Sneograb?
Yea im a teamster...
What does what do?
meet me over at the gäp in ten minutes
Hey Tony.
What is a digital goober
Hope not...heard it was lemon
come on there with... fuckin.. twig, man
Food court
They might sell goobers
"im gonna bust your teeth"
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this guy sounds really weird and gay and sweet
sounds like Adam Friedland
@@ZeranZeran you should be ashamed of yourself
@@Aaaaaaaa-ix4rp He's cute!
Very good Mr. Shapiro
hahaha I love the review.
is that lucky225?
XD
He sounds like Brenden from Home Movies
i hear it