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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • Jamie's Quick and Easy Egg-Fried Rice is not only designed to bring you happiness, but is a great dish if you are looking to show off your cooking skills to an audience. Jamie has some great tips and tricks to making the quickest, easiest and tastiest Egg Fried Rice, all with only 5 ingredients!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng 4 роки тому +44925

    Hallo niece and nephew!

  • @okokok69420.
    @okokok69420. 4 роки тому +14533

    "You hear them sizzling, i heard my ancestor crying"
    -Uncle Roger 2020

  • @iamabread9614
    @iamabread9614 Рік тому +1400

    It's so great that Jamie Oliver went out his way on making us realize the difference between a genuine professional chef and a celebrity chef. Truly a magnificent move on Jamie's part.

  • @isaacbeeby2528
    @isaacbeeby2528 Рік тому +966

    0:04 THAT is the best, most accurate and most correct thing that Jamie Olive Oil has ever said in his entire professional cooking career.

  • @SwarmDOTA2
    @SwarmDOTA2 3 роки тому +5787

    You can have a nice Gordon Ramsay’s twist on Indonesian fried rice with respect to the country’s traditional ingredients, or you can have Jamie Oliver’s chilli jam congee with crumbled tofu.

    • @ekko808
      @ekko808 3 роки тому +346

      I think Jamie got confused and thought he was making tofu risotto.

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 3 роки тому +199

      I mean, the tofu is okay if you're making it vegetarian, but even vegetarian, you don't add water to "fried rice"

    • @SwarmDOTA2
      @SwarmDOTA2 3 роки тому +201

      GameFuMaster no tofu is a great food, vegetarian or not. As an asian i eat a lot of tofu. But man who tf disintegrate tofu.

    • @kdbang5157
      @kdbang5157 3 роки тому +7

      Actually I heard about chili sos not that sweet chili but what is chili jam is that sweet or taste like something else

    • @robinlinh
      @robinlinh 3 роки тому +126

      @@GameFuMaster correct way to use tofu in fried rice: not silken tofu, silken tofuf is for soup. Normal tofu -> cut into cubes -> fried them golden brown -> put into fired rice.

  • @menacingmelon6017
    @menacingmelon6017 3 роки тому +4236

    His name is Jamie Oliver so he would obviously use Jam and Olive Oil

  • @Spiderman64904
    @Spiderman64904 Рік тому +216

    0:53 you heard sizzling, I heard my ancestor crying

    • @reallythis.7457
      @reallythis.7457 26 днів тому +1

      I’m sorry for what my fellow caucasian has done.

  • @HuyTran-vr5pg
    @HuyTran-vr5pg Рік тому +269

    Jamie: You cannnot fry hot steamy rice, you have to chill it first
    Also Jamie: adds water to rice in the middle of cooking

  • @user-su6db6hr5l
    @user-su6db6hr5l 4 роки тому +5394

    Who is here after Uncle Roger DISGUSTED by BBC Egg Fried Rice?

  • @Zack-dx1cl
    @Zack-dx1cl 3 роки тому +6374

    Now I get why people always say there is a huge differerence between a celebrity chef and a professional chef.

  • @mehornyasfk
    @mehornyasfk Рік тому +190

    In order for the rest of the world to understand what an affront this is to us Asians, imagine:
    - ketchup on pasta
    - authentic Italian pineapple pizza
    - British food
    - well done steak
    - vegan schnitzel
    - halal and kosher pork
    - chicken tartare

    • @LeYunks_James
      @LeYunks_James Рік тому +14

      God damn accurate.

    • @Insurancemutualmors
      @Insurancemutualmors 9 місяців тому +18

      Halal and kosher pork 😂

    • @hiepluong2205
      @hiepluong2205 8 місяців тому +7

      Agree except well-done steak doesn't do justice for me. Pouring cold water to rice in the middle of stir-frying, my god. It must be like well-done steak in (store-bought) tomato sauce, with boiled potatoes!

    • @DGamer5000
      @DGamer5000 7 місяців тому

      There is no halal pork 😭😭😭

    • @Mandarinoooooo
      @Mandarinoooooo 5 місяців тому +2

      jokes on you I would eat vegan schnitzel over… whatever the „meat“ they serve in the cantina is

  • @Pozzestie
    @Pozzestie 10 місяців тому +63

    I made this for my family and they liked it so much they threw it at my face!!!

  • @ghensao4027
    @ghensao4027 3 роки тому +4883

    Asian countries have never been this unified until now

    • @zeromanga9311
      @zeromanga9311 3 роки тому +117

      if I cook the fried rice of Jamie, my family will oblige me eat it all

    • @blank-6222
      @blank-6222 3 роки тому +68

      @@zeromanga9311 Well if I did this in front of my mom I would be found dead after that.. 😌

    • @valeriaschonstedt4635
      @valeriaschonstedt4635 3 роки тому +3

      @@zeromanga9311 😂😂😂

    • @junyumao7893
      @junyumao7893 3 роки тому +32

      @@blank-6222 if i did this in front of any woman in my family i would be dishinherited

    • @imb3nwu
      @imb3nwu 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂You are absolutely right mate

  • @jaydonboodro6470
    @jaydonboodro6470 2 роки тому +2845

    "If rice in bowl, eat with chopsticks."
    "If rice in plate, eat with spoon."
    "If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, THROW IT OUT!"🤣🤣

    • @megakaren2160
      @megakaren2160 2 роки тому +92

      "If rice in India, eat with fingers."

    • @Frabents
      @Frabents 2 роки тому +36

      @@megakaren2160 same also in indonesia

    • @banninghamma
      @banninghamma 2 роки тому +20

      It depends on the rice. If it is made with short-grain rice, chopsticks are fine tools since it tends to be sticky. If it is made with long-grain rice, using a spoon is better. If it is made by Jamie Oliver, it sucks.

    • @flame7645
      @flame7645 2 роки тому +4

      @@megakaren2160 Bangladesh

    • @jackhardydeleon2264
      @jackhardydeleon2264 2 роки тому +8

      @@megakaren2160 even in Philippines xd

  • @evaningraham4662
    @evaningraham4662 2 роки тому +302

    "He is professional chef, so he must be good cook!" Famous last words.

  • @ALTRIV3R
    @ALTRIV3R 2 місяці тому +18

    As an asian, how has this man, a professional licensed chef that allegedly cooks the highest quality foods, consecutively eff up multiple aspects of the easiest possible asian dish and unite the whole race in under 4 minutes? Someone should give him an award because that's gotta have taken some skill

  • @cameronhetzler5407
    @cameronhetzler5407 3 роки тому +8818

    Whenever my fried rice doesn't turn out the way I want, I watch this video to remind me of how much worse it could have been

    • @squ4tmobile867
      @squ4tmobile867 3 роки тому +131

      Nice burn, imma steal it

    • @godismemermusic3113
      @godismemermusic3113 3 роки тому +47

      @@IchiBan739 add chilie JAM in the rice that’s supposed be salty and make it delicious? I don’t think so

    • @godismemermusic3113
      @godismemermusic3113 3 роки тому +7

      @@IchiBan739 I bought it and it’s sweet

    • @godismemermusic3113
      @godismemermusic3113 3 роки тому +27

      @@IchiBan739 it’s like add pineapples on pizza

    • @kazegarasu4704
      @kazegarasu4704 3 роки тому +1

      @@godismemermusic3113 Exactly

  • @user-tg4ot7ii7q
    @user-tg4ot7ii7q 3 роки тому +2854

    Title : quick and easy egg fried rice
    Real title : how to torture asians in 4 minutes

    • @Mr.LaughingDuck
      @Mr.LaughingDuck 3 роки тому +95

      Secondary title: Demonstrating why British food sucks

    • @AJ-jq3hm
      @AJ-jq3hm 3 роки тому +63

      @@Mr.LaughingDuck indeed. They had to steal flavour and spice from India for 2 centuries to make their food palatable. Hell their national dish is an indian dish lol.

    • @dennisbernabe423
      @dennisbernabe423 3 роки тому +6

      @@AJ-jq3hm Really I just learned that

    • @jinethbosilu1275
      @jinethbosilu1275 3 роки тому +10

      HAAIYAA this video really bullying us

    • @riverbarkley161
      @riverbarkley161 3 роки тому +12

      @@AJ-jq3hm dude i just google it and it Chicken tikka masala, like indian curry hahha

  • @RahilSethi
    @RahilSethi 11 місяців тому +147

    This is spectacularly hilarious! Didn't know you can make a comedy out of cooking! Good job Comedian Jamie Oliver! You got 1.5 mil views!

    • @Truthseeker11158
      @Truthseeker11158 10 місяців тому +4

      He's got 20k likes and 60k dislikes lmao

    • @Tysuonet
      @Tysuonet Місяць тому +2

      This guy is absolutely horrible cook

  • @eusebiuspetervercelly5393
    @eusebiuspetervercelly5393 9 місяців тому +43

    You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying.😭😭

    • @spiderfrider64
      @spiderfrider64 8 місяців тому +1

      My combodian ancestrs i am so sorry

  • @ImperialArmour
    @ImperialArmour 4 роки тому +425

    Packed precooked rice!?? Chili JAM!? This is the worst even for amateur cooks!

    • @ryan124007
      @ryan124007 4 роки тому +2

      @Fish Donut Actually Mori-Nu Tofu is packaged in foil-lined wrap. It keeps the tofu fresher than a plastic container.

    • @twoniu8830
      @twoniu8830 4 роки тому +2

      haiyaaaa

    • @off.arretezvousx
      @off.arretezvousx 3 роки тому +1

      Get a rice cooker. Just measure the rice and water, wash the rice, click a few buttons and wait.

    • @zent2524
      @zent2524 2 роки тому +2

      Im a 12 year old and i cool it LIKE A HUMAN

  • @HieuNguyen-pr8mj
    @HieuNguyen-pr8mj 4 роки тому +4514

    If he cooks that fried rice in Asia, the only thing he receives will be a flying sandal right to his face.

    • @danajaneeresmas7586
      @danajaneeresmas7586 4 роки тому +89

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kikinurvana2635
      @kikinurvana2635 4 роки тому +78

      Haahahahah omg... I can’t stop laughing...

    • @james101ride2
      @james101ride2 4 роки тому +153

      That's true especially with old people!

    • @nnu96
      @nnu96 4 роки тому +24

      mệt mỏi :))))

    • @annguyen118
      @annguyen118 4 роки тому +34

      true, đặc biệt là khoảnh khắc cho nước vào cơm chiên :)))

  • @wojakhimself
    @wojakhimself Рік тому +9

    1:13 “ you hear it sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying ”

  • @relaxationstation7634
    @relaxationstation7634 Рік тому +201

    19k likes, 57k dislikes
    pahaha
    how is this man one of England's TOP chefs?? Doesn't own a wok or a rice cooker. Goddamn.

    • @binjieliu8992
      @binjieliu8992 Рік тому +25

      Is he really a top chef? If so, what an average level chef be like? I feel sorry for English people

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm Рік тому +1

      Don't. We have plenty of good chefs.
      It's just that this knob somehow became popular.

    • @vofff
      @vofff Рік тому +6

      Not to break the stereotypes but they have only English breakfast and fish and chips.

    • @nw6743
      @nw6743 Рік тому +3

      @@vofff You missed pies. Go and stand in the corner and think about what you have done.

    • @vofff
      @vofff Рік тому

      @nw6743 you bring dark power here. Can you please leave.

  • @fayardyan3125
    @fayardyan3125 3 роки тому +2218

    as an Indonesian who eat fried rice almost everyday, this tutorial make me really shock...and it's done by professional chef, omg!!

    • @dantezefanyaaryasulang9642
      @dantezefanyaaryasulang9642 3 роки тому +134

      Same. I'm and Indonesian and i love fried rice. Swing this traumatized me and every other asian that watched this

    • @player9420
      @player9420 3 роки тому +66

      Even I as a half french and half Indonesian I'm rly shock, nasi goreng should not be cooked like that

    • @ndulmillenium
      @ndulmillenium 3 роки тому +65

      I'm Indonesian and his fried rice looks cursed

    • @raizer1946
      @raizer1946 3 роки тому +56

      Im a Filipino and I love fried rice too. This made me thinking how in the world Jamie is called Professional Chef if he cooks like this?

    • @mr.ignorant3585
      @mr.ignorant3585 3 роки тому +38

      Same here, who TF put daun bawang directly into the heat, it should garnish

  • @fighttilltheendfighting6819
    @fighttilltheendfighting6819 4 роки тому +470

    copy from some people word
    just because your name is Jamie Oliver.
    doesn't mean you can put JAM and OLIVE oil in fried rice

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +10

      OHHHHH-
      I've seen the olive oil but not the jam pun. Whoever made that, good one.

    • @arcgonzalez9981
      @arcgonzalez9981 3 роки тому +1

      Daaaaammmnnn
      This the only pun i laughed

    • @lrv7658
      @lrv7658 3 роки тому

      I'M SCREAMING 😭

    • @hecker2309
      @hecker2309 3 роки тому

      Big brain pun

    • @youmiru4963
      @youmiru4963 3 роки тому

      Haha so true name and wearied thick British accent 🤣

  • @Dark-kp2xv
    @Dark-kp2xv 8 місяців тому +20

    You hear sizzling? But I hear my ancestors crying

  • @sobimaya6902
    @sobimaya6902 Рік тому +14

    I had atopic dermatitis
    I have been to multiple dermatologists all over the world, everyone gave some medicines that used to work for a while but could not cure my skin permanently
    Doctors said that it will stay lifelong and I have to apply the oinments whenever it gets bad.
    But then I saw this video, and by god! As soon as my skin touched the fried rice my skin healed completely! Saint Olive has performed a miracle! God bless him!

    • @2003LN6
      @2003LN6 16 днів тому

      all hail wet rice lad

  • @Ilikenachos23
    @Ilikenachos23 4 роки тому +3025

    Jamie: I’m gonna do an Asian dish
    Uncle Roger: I’m going to end this man’s whole career

    • @lancexangelo
      @lancexangelo 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao 💀💀💀

    • @thewock716
      @thewock716 4 роки тому +17

      James gonna die because HE ABUSE THE EGG FRIED RICE AND UNCLE WILL KILL HIM !!!

    • @sivisionCEO
      @sivisionCEO 4 роки тому +7

      Had already ended

    • @chimho627
      @chimho627 4 роки тому +2

      @Nico Baradi I am the 1000 like

    • @hazzapizzle23
      @hazzapizzle23 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure he didn’t end his career. JO seems to be doing just fine in his massive mansion 👍

  • @rachmatzulfikarwidyananda3054
    @rachmatzulfikarwidyananda3054 3 роки тому +1914

    That's make sense, the name JAMie OLIVEr is the reason why he likes chili jam and olive oil so much

  • @jessem2117
    @jessem2117 2 роки тому +26

    The proof that you can just fake it all the way to the top of your field if you are just confident and charming enough.

  • @tarysunshine3878
    @tarysunshine3878 2 роки тому +23

    The only time I break tofu was when I mix it with battered egg. Make an omelette with it. Put bean sprout, rice cake & crackers . Pour special spicy peanut & petis paste. We called it tahu Telur/ tahu tek

  • @This_is_weird
    @This_is_weird 3 роки тому +3960

    I’m Chinese and I’d like to formally apologise to all the Italians I questioned when they despised ketchup on pasta. I understand now. I feel the pain.
    Guys I’m well aware Filipinos put ketchup on their pasta, and I love Filipino spaghetti. But first of all I was talking about Italians, and second of all, they don’t pull out a Heinz Ketchup bottle and just squeeze that crap over cooked pasta. And I’m sorry if that wasn’t clear because that’s what I meant.

    • @Skyfoogle
      @Skyfoogle 3 роки тому +228

      bro you should apologize to everyone who eats food for suggesting pasta could be eaten with ketchup

    • @This_is_weird
      @This_is_weird 3 роки тому +110

      @@Skyfoogle honestly fair enough

    • @TheWheelman298
      @TheWheelman298 3 роки тому +41

      Just why would you ruin perfectly good pasta by adding ketchup...
      You'd have a pan thrown at you at my work.

    • @This_is_weird
      @This_is_weird 3 роки тому +73

      @@TheWheelman298 Well I never had pasta with ketchup, but I never understood why Some people got so mad over it, now I do. Unfortunately.

    • @Jeff-sr6fx
      @Jeff-sr6fx 3 роки тому +2

      lol the video was from ages ago xD

  • @specialmaking
    @specialmaking 4 роки тому +3186

    I'm impressed by how confident he is while at the same time having no clue how to actually make egg fried rice.

    • @armandopadilla4748
      @armandopadilla4748 3 роки тому +76

      worse chef of all time

    • @cgarden23
      @cgarden23 3 роки тому +21

      Of course....his advertisers on channel 4 don't expect nothing but top class acting.

    • @SoysauceML
      @SoysauceML 3 роки тому +10

      Dunning-Kruger

    • @miked3168
      @miked3168 2 роки тому +19

      Fake it until you make it

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 2 роки тому +12

      He's so confident. He turns it into an art form. He is a con artist. He is a confidence man.

  • @kevinbell9255
    @kevinbell9255 2 роки тому +83

    Credit where credit's due, this is the first time Jamie has ever managed to get through a recipe without using 4.3 metric tonnes of coriander, stalks and all.

  • @aldfksdsdsjodjafjs
    @aldfksdsdsjodjafjs Місяць тому +7

    my soul left my body while watching this video.

  • @RC-rg3vz
    @RC-rg3vz 3 роки тому +2255

    Watched, loved, liked
    I tried it and I followed this step by step and now I kid you not, I kid you not my skin is feeling amazing
    Best moisturizer routine I’ve ever seen

    • @baronvoneisen6678
      @baronvoneisen6678 3 роки тому +58

      Deserves more likes

    • @ellanica
      @ellanica 3 роки тому +254

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @rudolphdandelion6840
      @rudolphdandelion6840 3 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @user-cn9ly4fd3f
      @user-cn9ly4fd3f 3 роки тому +79

      I totally vouch for this! The slight burning from the chili jam plumped up my skin as if I had a mini face-lift.

    • @bobateamakerfan6267
      @bobateamakerfan6267 3 роки тому +9

      I THINK JAMIE MISTAKED IT FOR TOFU RISSOTO NOT EGG FRIED RICE AND HOW U LIKE THAT OILY RICE HAH!?

  • @edzen6122
    @edzen6122 4 роки тому +1406

    I'm Asian and this so wrong, holy crap, fried rice definitely not a sidedish, we NEVER BREAK TOFU LIKE THAT! SO DISGUSTING

    • @rusticrusty3530
      @rusticrusty3530 4 роки тому +23

      Fried rice can actually be a side dish in ramen houses. Anywhere else in Asia, definitely no

    • @genchwan
      @genchwan 4 роки тому +14

      You know what. Eating just eat fried rice without anything else is unhealthy. Don't be so old fashioned. And im Asian , Chinese descendant

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 4 роки тому +18

      NO CHILLI JAM FFS

    • @genchwan
      @genchwan 4 роки тому +2

      @규리 nah... I'm pretty strong. You're lame 😂

    • @sam-ry7xc
      @sam-ry7xc 4 роки тому +39

      @@genchwan no one cares

  • @rickmartinez5629
    @rickmartinez5629 Рік тому +16

    This is not a professional chef... this is a celebrity chef.

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 2 місяці тому +8

    I can't stop watching this how is this guy popular

    • @ambi87
      @ambi87 2 місяці тому +1

      Because some people can't stop watching him 💀

    • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
      @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ambi87 Sorry

  • @nullfield6514
    @nullfield6514 3 роки тому +1438

    "professional" Gordon was right, Jamie can't cook

    • @matthewer9770
      @matthewer9770 3 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @ryuu_k
      @ryuu_k 3 роки тому +111

      Btw Gordon took Jamie's wok too that's why Gordon got two woks when Uncle Roger posted him reacting to Gordon's egg fried rice

    • @brucechencool
      @brucechencool 3 роки тому +49

      As an asian I look at this video and I cry this guy really can't cook what is he doing

    • @RizqonEGZ
      @RizqonEGZ 3 роки тому +4

      Agree

    • @robintetris
      @robintetris 3 роки тому +3

      Have you seen Gordon's carbonara?

  • @VannieEats
    @VannieEats 4 роки тому +1720

    Who came here from Uncle Roger’s video and went straight to the comments??😂😭😭

  • @30frames90
    @30frames90 Рік тому +20

    After 2 years this never gets old, even after 2 years I've still not seen a single positive comment.

  • @williamchai4792
    @williamchai4792 Рік тому +6

    1:14 You hear sizziling, I hear my ancestors crying......

  • @wingkeiyu8927
    @wingkeiyu8927 3 роки тому +480

    Jamie Oliver teaches you: how to offend every single Asian person in 4 minutes 🤣

    • @idk4772
      @idk4772 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @Neri4x4
      @Neri4x4 3 роки тому +3

      Not just asian tbh

  • @roxas2357
    @roxas2357 3 роки тому +2463

    Yo Uncle Roger wasn't kidding. This actually looks disgusting.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 3 роки тому +75

      It sloppy wet and look like mac and cheese.

    • @kdbang5157
      @kdbang5157 3 роки тому +65

      Talking about healthy while put a lot of oil kind of bullshit

    • @ariwang8613
      @ariwang8613 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @SophiaKwong
      @SophiaKwong 3 роки тому +27

      Haaaaiyaaaaa where your wok?

    • @anonymousteuko-l6872
      @anonymousteuko-l6872 3 роки тому +2

      4:03 -Jamie Oliver, the time when Egg fried rice does not exist yet.

  • @maximiliankrause3174
    @maximiliankrause3174 Рік тому +10

    me as a kid mixing potions in the bathroom:

  • @farerawei2469
    @farerawei2469 Рік тому +11

    Boy you are lucky that my grandma passed away years ago, because she'll throw hot frying pan at your face dude.

  • @Taelfan
    @Taelfan 3 роки тому +716

    0:04 That's what literally you are doing in this video.

  • @Bullcat1014
    @Bullcat1014 3 роки тому +937

    This is the worst example of making fried rice I’ve ever seen...

  • @unhingedDrone
    @unhingedDrone Рік тому +6

    *You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying*

  • @kaby886
    @kaby886 Рік тому +6

    Ancestors crying watching this 😭😭

  • @CloaksCosplays
    @CloaksCosplays 3 роки тому +1994

    I have a degree in Japanese history and this is the worst war crime I have ever seen.

    • @CaptainGrimes1
      @CaptainGrimes1 3 роки тому +30

      Underrated comment

    • @RD-ht6go
      @RD-ht6go 3 роки тому +88

      As a Chinese I highly agree

    • @ynnalyl6195
      @ynnalyl6195 3 роки тому +10

      This is a war crime

    • @muchterrace5110
      @muchterrace5110 3 роки тому +11

      This is a war crime and all, but I hope u didn’t spend too much on ur degree. I’d u got a good job retaining to ur degree then good for u, I’ll c u at Starbucks tomorrow.

    • @grunt4943
      @grunt4943 3 роки тому +2

      How hilarious

  • @theultrachad2683
    @theultrachad2683 2 роки тому +700

    Everything was going really good until 0:01

    • @DreamsoftheSakura
      @DreamsoftheSakura 2 роки тому +22

      Everything was so good until every part of the video haiyah

    • @D_D_L
      @D_D_L 2 роки тому +15

      Usain Bolt of fukking up

    • @davidagudelo9223
      @davidagudelo9223 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha that's savage.

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 2 роки тому +1

      You find better cooking on the other BBC.

    • @nfl_9077
      @nfl_9077 Рік тому +3

      * emotional damage!

  • @GS-Bricks
    @GS-Bricks 11 місяців тому +29

    I know I’m 3 years late but Jamie Listen : Heres some Corrections
    •Use A Wok
    •Use Vegetable Oil
    •Cook Your Own Rice (Presumably the night before)
    •Get MSG
    •Whisk the Egg Before Adding
    •Don’t Use Water
    •don’t use Chilli Jam or Tofu
    •Use Spring onion as Garnish Don’t sizzle it (or uncle rogers ancestors will cry)
    •Don’t call it a side Dish

    • @stefanbernard4430
      @stefanbernard4430 10 місяців тому +4

      Soy sauce?

    • @GS-Bricks
      @GS-Bricks 10 місяців тому

      @@stefanbernard4430 thanks I thought I forgot something!

    • @iluvmahname
      @iluvmahname 10 місяців тому

      You can fry the spring onion for fragrance and add some later as garnish

    • @Coliath__GamingXx
      @Coliath__GamingXx 2 місяці тому

      It is a side dish sometimes though

    • @FindTheLongestWord
      @FindTheLongestWord 2 місяці тому

      @@Coliath__GamingXx How?

  • @BossVideo505
    @BossVideo505 10 місяців тому +4

    1:30 It's Uncle Roger's Worst Nightmare...
    HAIYAAA

  • @XiGlove
    @XiGlove 4 роки тому +1304

    People that is not Chinese: *Start cooking fried rice*
    Uncle Roger: Im bout to end this man/woman's whole career

    • @culinaryhunterofjava
      @culinaryhunterofjava 4 роки тому +35

      he needs to learn how to take respect to chinese people, I'm hurting.. that dish is so rude..

    • @QuangNguyen-hu8ne
      @QuangNguyen-hu8ne 4 роки тому +33

      First time seeing delicately soft tofu in fried rice. The tofu should be fried before adding to the fried rice or the rice will be a mess.

    • @sersnuggles7697
      @sersnuggles7697 4 роки тому +10

      he hurt asian hearts when he broke that tofu

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому

      @@QuangNguyen-hu8ne mush?

    • @TheBukoStudio
      @TheBukoStudio 4 роки тому +3

      Uncle Roger actually jumpstarted Auntie Hersha's comedy career.

  • @berthadieschildkrote1345
    @berthadieschildkrote1345 3 роки тому +3035

    His reputation as a chef is just falling apart like his tofu.

    • @mustafamohiuddin828
      @mustafamohiuddin828 3 роки тому +109

      Every bit being shred into the hands of Gordon

    • @johnlim3357
      @johnlim3357 3 роки тому +16

      Most underated comment rite Here

    • @zhrmjdlne8192
      @zhrmjdlne8192 3 роки тому +8

      That was the saddest thing ever

    • @scrimmo
      @scrimmo 3 роки тому +45

      I feel like Jamie has had some sort of mental breakdown or progressive brain illness to make such a hideous dish

    • @caniputmyballsinyojaws1946
      @caniputmyballsinyojaws1946 3 роки тому +1

      OHHHH 😏

  • @Leo_the_duck
    @Leo_the_duck 11 місяців тому +5

    you hear sizzling I hear my ancestors crying

  • @InariTakoyakiGaming
    @InariTakoyakiGaming 5 місяців тому +8

    Even my worst grilled cheeses came out better. That said, I really should start cooking more...

  • @arasolomon2982
    @arasolomon2982 4 роки тому +241

    i dont eat tofu but when he smashed the tofu... my asian eyes is DISGUSTED

    • @aimulnwza
      @aimulnwza 4 роки тому +3

      I always try to make it smooth and look nice. Breaking it like this is disgusting 😭

    • @user-gs7ki2dc4v
      @user-gs7ki2dc4v 4 роки тому +1

      I agree with you. The way he breaking the tofu just make it worse

    • @yapeesoon6474
      @yapeesoon6474 4 роки тому +1

      THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

    • @SoysauceML
      @SoysauceML 3 роки тому

      Honestly smashed tofu is the least offensive thing in this video. I mean sure it might not taste as good and is uneven, at least that's still edible. Imagine if he actually cooks in a more rural area where water isn't as clean, and he splashed the pan halfway frying?

  • @madmancooks1277
    @madmancooks1277 4 роки тому +1007

    Jamie, this might be the worst thing you've ever made.

    • @dhruviin
      @dhruviin 4 роки тому +51

      Show me one thing he has made right?

    • @bluetunder93
      @bluetunder93 4 роки тому

      dhruvin mehta that 2 🍳

    • @parinceo
      @parinceo 4 роки тому +28

      Have you seen his Thai green curry recipe? hurts my soul to watch it

    • @FumikaP
      @FumikaP 4 роки тому +20

      @@dhruviin
      the only thing he has done right is "get a bowl"

    • @stonks9755
      @stonks9755 4 роки тому +3

      @@parinceo lmao same vibe as gordon trying to make pad thai

  • @AntiClorinde
    @AntiClorinde 5 місяців тому +7

    jamie oliver fried rice is on the naughty list.

  • @ivaaaannnn
    @ivaaaannnn Рік тому +2

    YOU HEAR SIZZLING I HEAR MY ANCESTORS CRYING HAIYAAAA!

  • @ssanimess
    @ssanimess 4 роки тому +734

    I watched this before watching Uncle Roger's reaction video.
    The things that caught my attention:
    1) Putting cold water straight from the tap in the middle of a stir-fry. Granted you could put some liquid in, like oyster sauce or soya sauce, but it has to at least be at room temperature.
    2) Lack of smokiness in the cooking. This is an add-on from the 1st point. The whole idea of fried rice, is to create that smoky flavour resulting from a high temperature. You can't really achieve that using olive oil, which has a low smoking point.
    3) Breaking tofu. The way he broke it was to possibly mimic breaking of feta cheese. Tofu isn't feta cheese. I would deem that act almost sacrilegious.
    4) I foresee a lack of a balance of flavours or even taste. There's only chilli jam and salt. Where's the pepper? At least use some black pepper.
    5) Why oil the bowl? Fried rice is meant to be dry. I do not understand the rationale behind oiling the bowl with raw olive oil. This isn't pasta.
    I was left dumbfounded with this video. Uncle Roger's reaction only justified my feelings.
    Jamie, please do us a favour and stick to Italian (fusion) recipes, learnt from Gennaro Contaldo.

    • @translatethis7765
      @translatethis7765 3 роки тому +5

      Sorry, but black pepper is hardly used in Chinese cooking except for some exotic dishes such as black pepper Angus beef.

    • @ssanimess
      @ssanimess 3 роки тому +70

      @@translatethis7765 I know it isn't. That's why I said "at least". And if you think about it, white pepper doesn't go well at all with his recipe anyway. Black pepper would have made more sense in THIS particular case. Cheers.

    • @RashaKahn
      @RashaKahn 3 роки тому +47

      He oiled the bowl so his wet rice wouldn't stick in it so he could do the rice mound. Correct fried rice wouldn't have that problem in the first place.

    • @translatethis7765
      @translatethis7765 3 роки тому +13

      @@ssanimess not really. white pepper actually has a presence in many Chinese recipes. I just don't think you would ever add black pepper to any Chinese dishes except maybe the known 5 "black pepper XXX" dishes, which were heavily influenced by western cuisine.

    • @Miyamoto_Jim
      @Miyamoto_Jim 3 роки тому +5

      @@translatethis7765 Black pepper Angus Beef? Someones been to Panda Express recently lol! We also serve black pepper chicken but lets be real its American Chinese food and we don't hide it.

  • @darrenwibisono
    @darrenwibisono 4 роки тому +3473

    The fact that he adds water in the middle of cooking is making me laugh

    • @muami8126
      @muami8126 4 роки тому +120

      Why he do that? Like....why??????

    • @user-gk9dp9mh6m
      @user-gk9dp9mh6m 4 роки тому +90

      I think I got heart attack when I saw that

    • @hcninja3011
      @hcninja3011 4 роки тому +144

      All Asian : Why he add water on it?? 😂

    • @VaioletteWestover
      @VaioletteWestover 4 роки тому +306

      I think the rice was sticking to the pan so he had to add water to deglaze it. It is because he used olive oil which basically evaporates at those temperatures.
      Honestly using olive oil, which has such a low evaporation point, to cook asian foods, which use high high heat, just shows that maybe the chef doesn't know what they are doing with that particular dish.

    • @LookBehindYou94
      @LookBehindYou94 4 роки тому +46

      Is it a normal thing to do with non-asians? This is like the 4th time I've seen someone add water to already cooked rice, its so odd to me.

  • @eddypurnomo9460
    @eddypurnomo9460 10 місяців тому +9

    Worst is when he put water, egg and tofu wkwk

    • @useraser-cp3to
      @useraser-cp3to 10 місяців тому

      Heleh nasi goreng gulai sama nasi goreng toppig keju juga banyak dan nasi goreng susu kental manis nyemek juga ada nyemek sedikit ? Gak ngaruh.......

    • @muhammadrifkiridhani874
      @muhammadrifkiridhani874 9 місяців тому

      ​@@useraser-cp3tosejak kapan? Mabuk lu

  • @sakuyaplayz
    @sakuyaplayz 2 роки тому +187

    Just so you don't have to skip, the best part starts at 4:13

  • @FelixNeo88
    @FelixNeo88 4 роки тому +932

    this is killing all the asian family

    • @beatricesere3655
      @beatricesere3655 4 роки тому +57

      Yea no MSG, no flavour

    • @pian4906
      @pian4906 4 роки тому +61

      no.. why he put water in fried rice.

    • @vicksonlau3167
      @vicksonlau3167 4 роки тому +34

      @@beatricesere3655 when u sad, use MSG; when u happy, use MSG. It just make everything better.

    • @rflptrs
      @rflptrs 4 роки тому +1

      @@vicksonlau3167 what is msg?

    • @SaKaMoToYuTo.
      @SaKaMoToYuTo. 4 роки тому +5

      @@rflptrs MSG is Monosodium Glutamate. If you want to see pic, pls search in Google.

  • @sandalphoncpu
    @sandalphoncpu 3 роки тому +3347

    Imagine an Asian Chief pour water on dough while it’s baking. That’s how us Asians felt when you pour water on the fried rice while it’s cooking.

    • @hunkajoker8138
      @hunkajoker8138 3 роки тому +77

      Have a like from your fellow Asian people.

    • @veronikas.b.5767
      @veronikas.b.5767 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ramonching7772
      @ramonching7772 3 роки тому +121

      It's not about being Asian or not. It's about being moronic.
      1. Adding water? Is he steaming rice?
      2. Adding wet tofu? Is he frying rice?

    • @synkopa
      @synkopa 3 роки тому +26

      HAIYAA

    • @synkopa
      @synkopa 3 роки тому +43

      @@ramonching7772 no, no, he BROKE the tofu, haiyaa

  • @ZKloo
    @ZKloo Рік тому +6

    I already heard my ancestor crying

  • @zakiak2985
    @zakiak2985 Рік тому +4

    you messin' with fried rice, you messin with my feeling

  • @meliodas5854
    @meliodas5854 3 роки тому +833

    "Mulan gonna start singging when she see the rice"
    -uncle roger 2020

    • @lel6801
      @lel6801 3 роки тому +7

      Best part of the vid XD

    • @rubiirae
      @rubiirae 3 роки тому +26

      Boo...is that disgusting rice I see? Staring straight back at me...

  • @kaz7690
    @kaz7690 11 місяців тому +6

    You somehow thought every step couldn’t get worse and it somehow did

  • @zero___170
    @zero___170 5 місяців тому +3

    This is not a fried rice anymore. This is mikos mikos😂

  • @justsomebodywithoutmoney7208
    @justsomebodywithoutmoney7208 3 роки тому +1552

    I am Asian. The moment he added the water, im literally dying. It will never taste good. Seriously it just taste wet. Who want their dish taste like that.

    • @stealthi159
      @stealthi159 3 роки тому +67

      Its the same as adding water in the middle of frying a steak xd.

    • @SoysauceML
      @SoysauceML 3 роки тому +48

      @@stealthi159 Thats nowhere as bad, as the steak wouldn't get soggy from the water. This is some serious dunning kruger incompetency.

    • @blueforphilip4576
      @blueforphilip4576 3 роки тому +2

      Bwitish peepolz maybe be brainwashed and like this

    • @stealthi159
      @stealthi159 3 роки тому +39

      @@blueforphilip4576 As a British, no its only Jamie's problem.

    • @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co
      @Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co 3 роки тому +7

      @@SoysauceML But the water would wash the crust off the steak! You'd end up with a flabby chunk of meat, and nobody wants that 🤣

  • @HienLe-eg6xs
    @HienLe-eg6xs 4 роки тому +595

    Aunty Hersha: Drain rice with a colander and run it through water
    Jamie: Put water into pan while still frying...
    Idk what's worse

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 4 роки тому +102

      jamie is worst cuz aunty hersha know how to make rice but bbc force her use colander haiyaaa

    • @HienLe-eg6xs
      @HienLe-eg6xs 4 роки тому +66

      @@someonerandom7398 Yah and at least she took time to cook her rice while Jamie just used packaged rice...

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 4 роки тому +4

      @@HienLe-eg6xs *-screams-*

    • @alexhsieh1997
      @alexhsieh1997 4 роки тому +43

      At least Auntie Hersha’s fried rice looked good in the end, Jamie’s looked wet and gross

    • @idkwhatmyusernameis2406
      @idkwhatmyusernameis2406 4 роки тому +2

      Have you seen gordan?

  • @Jayloves_cats
    @Jayloves_cats 9 місяців тому +4

    Everytime Jamie does something wrong i feel a stab in my heart

  • @user-ux5rr4cp5w
    @user-ux5rr4cp5w 3 дні тому

    Everyone in the comments is saying (I hear sizzling I hear my ancestors crying)

  • @SaburoOkita
    @SaburoOkita 4 роки тому +153

    Ummm, the reason to use rice that's been left overnight, it's to get the rice dry enough so that you can coat each grain of the rice with your seasoning / egg yolk.
    Not sure why it needs to be rehydrated.

  • @titanium0107
    @titanium0107 3 роки тому +1231

    When only people from one single country dislike your dish, it's not a problem
    When people from half of Asia dislike it, you are totally doing it so so so WRONG.

    • @Hydrabyss
      @Hydrabyss 3 роки тому +49

      Half of asia *and* many people from Europe

    • @roniistianto7
      @roniistianto7 3 роки тому +97

      when thousand of European tells that you cook Egg-Fried Rice in the wrong way, it doesn't matter
      when a single Asian tell that you cook Egg-Fried Rice in the wrong way, you are in a big trouble

    • @_soggy_chips_ahoy_253
      @_soggy_chips_ahoy_253 3 роки тому +14

      im not asian and this hurt my soul

    • @jlalruatfela9370
      @jlalruatfela9370 3 роки тому +27

      Half? It's 99.99%

    • @JennieAhn
      @JennieAhn 3 роки тому +14

      All of Asia....

  • @tuikhokwungmarong9811
    @tuikhokwungmarong9811 2 місяці тому +3

    Jamie Olive Oil

  • @jhg9260
    @jhg9260 2 роки тому +222

    as an indonesian who cant cook, i first thought it cant be that bad, but once he added the water and added the eggs that way.... WOWWW... I FEEL LIKE THE BEST HOME COOK EVER

    • @CyberMachine
      @CyberMachine Рік тому +6

      Silken tofu too!! The texture must be horrible. I like tofu in mine too but firm and browned!

    • @oceanman2398
      @oceanman2398 Рік тому +3

      the egg can be added like that as a technique for most chefs

    • @nealang9520
      @nealang9520 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@oceanman2398most of everything else, though, no...

  • @rurocarduza
    @rurocarduza 3 роки тому +1055

    Uncle roger just murdered this guy’s fried rice.

    • @XenonSchneizel
      @XenonSchneizel 3 роки тому +34

      olive-r murdered his own fried rice

    • @poopertrooperz
      @poopertrooperz 3 роки тому +18

      what fried rice?

    • @Gabriel-zp6ci
      @Gabriel-zp6ci 3 роки тому +12

      We were watching fried rice?

    • @sgholidae
      @sgholidae 3 роки тому +16

      He is making glossy wet risotto

    • @axisbreaker5892
      @axisbreaker5892 3 роки тому +4

      That is not fried rice. If it was fried rice, it would be "haram" fried rice.

  • @mercury57
    @mercury57 3 місяці тому +2

    Jamie Oliver loves chilli jam and olive oil that his name has JAM and OLIVE in it😂

  • @user-gw9wh2pe6c
    @user-gw9wh2pe6c 9 днів тому +4

    Honestly his fried rice looks like something taken out from the trash can and thrown into the plate.

  • @flamingredx
    @flamingredx 3 роки тому +511

    Graded by a 100 pt scale:
    No Wok: -10 pts
    Used "Chili Jam": -20 pts
    Called Fried Rice a Side Dish: -20 pts
    Sizzling + Ancestor's tears: -30 pts
    Broke Tofu irregularly: -20 pts
    Used Eggs: +10 (5 pt for each egg)
    NO MSG: -100000000000000000000000000000000 pts
    Final Grade: A disaster.

    • @kevin22duong-_-
      @kevin22duong-_- 3 роки тому +36

      The final scores still too high man

    • @datwibgai7233
      @datwibgai7233 3 роки тому +18

      -100 pts

    • @Bandman.reggie
      @Bandman.reggie 3 роки тому +14

      -100 is still too high

    • @christian51
      @christian51 3 роки тому +9

      It's autofail from the start man. Plus the water. Haiya

    • @AceDude944
      @AceDude944 3 роки тому +6

      Your math is like Jamies cooking ...the final score is (-100)+(+10) = -90 "Haiya"

  • @vanessadawn538
    @vanessadawn538 2 роки тому +5

    I will never take my fried rice cooked in a wok for granted ever again! This all just went from bad to worse.

  • @CreativeNationMedia
    @CreativeNationMedia Рік тому +1

    You hear sizzling I hear my ancestor crying..

  • @leonzhang7821
    @leonzhang7821 3 роки тому +1177

    Give this to ramsay, he can moisturise his face with it

    • @inesfi66166
      @inesfi66166 3 роки тому +16

      🤣 Good one.. 👍👍👍

    • @kryztyn127
      @kryztyn127 3 роки тому +4

      Bro. This is one hell of a good comment.

    • @muhammadzaki4840
      @muhammadzaki4840 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @antsupporter2426
      @antsupporter2426 3 роки тому +10

      bruh u just stole this from uncle roger’s video

    • @synee5064
      @synee5064 3 роки тому +16

      @@antsupporter2426 maybe he was just quoting it

  • @becauseIcook
    @becauseIcook 3 роки тому +496

    I fainted bc of these reasons.
    1. Saying it’s a side dish.
    2. Starting with green onions besides garlic.
    3. Using packeted rice.
    4. Putting chili jam into the rice.
    5. Using the faucet to put water on the rice while it’s cooking.
    6. Crushing the tofu with bare hands instead of slicing it neatly into flat cubes.
    7. Saying the rice is random.
    It caused me to feel pain overall….

    • @Trash_Enthusiast
      @Trash_Enthusiast 3 роки тому +4

      correct me if im wrong, i think uk and us have drinkable tap water

    • @roll_and_on_greatest
      @roll_and_on_greatest 3 роки тому +9

      4 is the worst.

    • @roll_and_on_greatest
      @roll_and_on_greatest 3 роки тому +25

      8. Using Olive Oil.

    • @evouzermemet5120
      @evouzermemet5120 3 роки тому +1

      I think you might be overreacting over a fried rice, my friend.

    • @bluedog1196
      @bluedog1196 3 роки тому +34

      @@evouzermemet5120 it's just hella weird to see professional chef put literal water in fried rice

  • @sabrinav
    @sabrinav Рік тому +4

    I like that Uncle Roger's video ROASTING this recipe has 14x more views 😂🤣😂🤣 Jamie is good laughing material!

  • @alexw6702
    @alexw6702 7 місяців тому +1

    When ever I burn my food and feel like a bad cook I just remember this mans existence

  • @CHOCOVIRUS
    @CHOCOVIRUS 3 роки тому +649

    Asians: Why are we still here, *just to suffer*

    • @Musicube.
      @Musicube. 3 роки тому

      TheOdd1sout

    • @KR_Shinobi
      @KR_Shinobi 3 роки тому

      It hurts man

    • @dinosaurwithcake1256
      @dinosaurwithcake1256 3 роки тому

      I have a question for god...WWWHHHHHYYYYYYY?!!!

    • @va8157
      @va8157 3 роки тому +3

      Obv choco sensei's cooking is better than this

    • @sacrilege8943
      @sacrilege8943 3 роки тому +5

      Haachama's cooking is better than this

  • @CHOCOVIRUS
    @CHOCOVIRUS 3 роки тому +356

    Jamie: **cooks fried rice**
    Asians: *So you have chosen, death*

  • @sanulabhashitha6972
    @sanulabhashitha6972 Місяць тому +4

    uncle rogers comment got more likes than the jamie oliver's vijo

    • @Jhoentak15
      @Jhoentak15 29 днів тому +1

      I just realized that 😅

  • @snoopy3231
    @snoopy3231 Рік тому +3

    my heart got ripped when he put chilli jam in the rice

  • @justsomeguythatwantssometh9986
    @justsomeguythatwantssometh9986 3 роки тому +427

    As an asian breaking down the tofu into the fried rice *IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING*

    • @arombell2259
      @arombell2259 3 роки тому +15

      breaking it in general should be disgusting

    • @shingyanling1856
      @shingyanling1856 3 роки тому +18

      There isnt tofu in it in the first place

    • @randomdood1089
      @randomdood1089 3 роки тому +3

      Aright this is just an overstatement

    • @ilovekeppu
      @ilovekeppu 3 роки тому +5

      When I run out of ground meat for my stir-fry veggies, I usually use broken up (semi-firm) tofu. But I make sure to fry them up a little, then season with oyster sauce. 😊 But putting broken up tofu in fried rice, I think we all know it's a total shame. 😅

    • @BenBen-ns1pd
      @BenBen-ns1pd 3 роки тому +1

      With bare hands 🤣

  • @evyromilis7906
    @evyromilis7906 4 роки тому +682

    I know you came here because uncle roger new video.
    don't lie

  • @cube_noobyt
    @cube_noobyt Рік тому +2

    I continuously watch this for my ancestors to get a good laugh